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Fuck!
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Hmm, watch it!
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Oh!
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do I have to tell you this, Mom?
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I'll call you!
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Allie?
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Allie, is that you?
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Yeah...
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Okay, so just so you know,
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I really, really have to...
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poo.
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Bye.
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Thank you so much for dinner.
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I hope Allie's doing okay?
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Ah, you were at dinner
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for like three hours.
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And where the fuck were you?
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I had to tell my parents
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you were on your period.
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Ugg! Gross!
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I overslept.
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for a little nappy nap,
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and then...
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I couldn't get my ass
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didn't get ready once you did?
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I can't get ready without you.
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So can we... go get ready now?
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I'm ready!
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Oh I'm sorry,
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my name's Kort, and I'm so cute.
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to get dressed up to get hit on.
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Let's have a parade.
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Bitch!
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that's really sweet of you!
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Whatever. I'm going to go
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I might even shave my pussy.
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Oh, put my name
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on those left overs
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because I don't want these sluts
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when we're not here.
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Why your name? I can be mean.
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Just put my name on it.
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These girls know
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I don't play games.
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Oh, you mean
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you're a bitch?
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Well, that was kind of... mean!
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Thanks.
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So...
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I'm thinking this is the year
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You know, I'm sick of blacking
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It's like, I just want
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to settle down, you know?
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I mean, last year I had
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my slutty sophomore stand,
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which was fine.
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I'm not going to judge
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we all go through our phases.
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Except for you!
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But... Whatever,
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I just feel like...
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This is my year... you know?
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Until we go abroad, that is.
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Well, I don't think
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you can really plan
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for that sort of thing.
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Whatever, dude. I'll...
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have some flings with some Brits
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and then when I get back...
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We'll date!
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Then he'll propose shortly
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after graduation, and then...
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Move to Silver Springs.
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He'll get a six figure job
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working for an embassy and...
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That will be that!
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Or you can get
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a six figure job.
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Okay, whatever. How do I look?
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You look hot!
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Really?
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Yeah, seriously you look good.
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I don't know...
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I just hope I look fuckable.
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I was walking from campus today,
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and I just kept finding
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Feather, after feather,
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Feathers?
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it's a Native American thing.
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Alright, so the guys
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say to get there at ten,
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and bring some money
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Are you sure?
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he was just like suggesting it.
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because you used to blow him.
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Okay, it's not like I sucked
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I only did it once!
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Can you please pour me
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more of that wine?
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Oh, sure thing.
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Thanks again for the wine, Kort.
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Anything for you, Mary.
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her parents bought it.
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Anyway...
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you don't want to come out now?
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I don't know.
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kind of bothering me.
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Really?
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Yeah!
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is going to be there?
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Will you just shut up
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and get drunk with me?
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Please don't leave me with them.
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Okay, I get it. I'm your rock.
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Fuck it!
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just going to sit in there
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and scissor all night,
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or come fucking party with us?
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Go, go, go!
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There we go, girl!
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Yes!
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Hey, hey, now come on!
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Hey, dude, is that the way
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Shall we go get?
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Yeah! Let's go!
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She's so cool!
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how are my boobs?
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You look good!
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Do they look big?
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I want them to look big.
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They do?
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Go back to what you were saying.
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Oh my god! Okay!
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So, my schedule is the shit.
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No classes on Friday,
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No classes before 1pm, and...
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only meet once a week.
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It's a fucking joke!
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must be really proud.
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I'm kind of a genius!
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Okay, what is this?
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Yeah, I called this
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the Ben Affleck,
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because when you drink it,
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you're going to be gone girl.
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Oh Shit!
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What? It's so good.
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Excuse me Kortney...
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Who is it?
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I have no idea.
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Is he hot?
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He's... Gorgeous! Top ten.
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Hey!
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Hi.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude,
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I thought you were
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really pretty.
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I got your name from...
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Was that creepy?
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A little bit.
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Okay, can I try again?
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I'm Daniel...
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Can you hurry up?
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Waste Of time!
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Seriously, now you want
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Who wants to hang out?
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Kyle! He doesn't talk to me
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all night and then suddenly
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he wants to "watch a movie".
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Ahh...
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So, what the fuck
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did you talk about?
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Um... He said he's new...
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No shit he's new dude.
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A hottie like that
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doesn't just fly under the radar
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Jeez!
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Sorry, go on.
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Um... He transferred
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Ugh, duh!
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He's going to be a junior
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and a senior on the field.
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Oh my god, no way!
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two full seasons left?
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Yeah, I think he said something
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Oh my god, I don't care about
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his fucking NCAA eligibility.
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Was he hitting on you or not?
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Dude, shut up. He totally wants
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Oh, Gross!
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What, you think?
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Yeah... Okay.
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What's his first
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and last name?
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I'm gonna Facebook this bitch.
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Oh, I convinced my parents
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but I totally just use it
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You know what I need?
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I got his first name, Daniel.
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They're five fucking Daniels
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I'm going to need
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more than that.
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I think his eyes are blue...
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His eyes are blue?
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a Facebook search query!
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A blue-eyed dude
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who probably has a big dick.
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What are you doing?
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Just a little research.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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I talked to the boat shoe crew
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his last name is McMullen.
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He's single.
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Okay.
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And he transferred here
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Like I said.
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He sat out last year
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because of an injury.
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Okay, who fucking cares!
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Look at these photos!
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See this? Beautiful scenery...
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See what that is?
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Do you know what that means?
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a fucking lake house!
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I like those shutters.
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these two little bitches?
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Those are his sisters.
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So?
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Do you know what that means?
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What?
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Okay. Any guy with two sisters
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It's like a rule of thumb.
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That's kind of sweet.
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Okay, what I'm saying is
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What, because he has sisters
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Yeah!
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And... look at this!
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I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
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7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, abs!
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Hello, hello abs.
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They're so cute!
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So you like him?
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I didn't say that.
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You said that.
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none of this Nantucket nectar,
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then move over!
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'Cause this girl is parched.
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Mmm...
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Okay, I like him.
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Thank you.
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It's about time somebody
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manned up around here.
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Wait, hold on.
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If this works out, I'm not
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saying that it will or won't,
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I'm saying if...
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If this works out
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and you guys settle on four kids
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even though I'll probably
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All right.
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We're leaving for London
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and we cannot take
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a boyfriend with us.
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I just met the guy.
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Oh, you just wanna get
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some of that dick.
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I respect that.
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Just think about it.
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Right now he's down there,
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just sweating his balls off.
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Hmm... Lovely!
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One day you might even
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Seriously.
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Pussy.
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that the United States
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at the beginning of the 1930s,
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had not fully asserted itself
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as a global superpower.
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It has begun to, when--
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Oh, my bad!
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by understanding
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what bottlenecks truly are.
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Bottlenecks are, contrary
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to what you may believe,
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where the performance...
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[lecturer continues
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speaking inaudibly]
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Generally speaking.
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Now, for example...
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and in that period,
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the US struggled to figure out
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and insure its place
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of the western hemisphere,
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without actually
295
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involving troops.
296
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Now this process would go on
297
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under the rhetorical umbrella
298
00:14:32,681 --> 00:14:34,417
of "The Good Neighbor Policy".
299
00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:35,271
And one of the ways
300
00:14:35,306 --> 00:14:36,083
they did that...
301
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...with the same
302
00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:37,834
processing speed
303
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of 500 units per second
304
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flowing into our input...
305
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the United States'
306
00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:42,417
popular opinion
307
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was actively...
308
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,292
of becoming involved
309
00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,834
in another...
310
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in another world war.
311
00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:58,250
two widget line flow systems,
312
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two identical widgets
313
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with the same processing speed
314
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one additional widget maker,
315
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,229
we're able to diffuse
316
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the bottleneck entirely.
317
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And therefore as a whole
318
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help facilitate factory
319
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:20,125
and operating at a 50% hype
320
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,959
Pretty interesting stuff,
321
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,417
I would take that as a yes.
322
00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:29,709
Moving on.
323
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,542
Oh, hey!
324
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,230
Oh, hey.
325
00:15:51,265 --> 00:15:51,876
Hey.
326
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,042
Are you in this class?
327
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,751
Ah, yeah.
328
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:56,918
I thought...
329
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,542
I thought we caught
330
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,000
Oh, really?
331
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,626
Sometimes I'm like zoning out
332
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,834
what's in front of me, so...
333
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,292
to the doctor about this?
334
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,417
It's actually, it's funny
335
00:16:17,452 --> 00:16:18,626
that we're in the same class,
336
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,500
because I was...
337
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,792
Well, I was hoping...
338
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,375
I don't know, I was wondering
339
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,542
Yes, you want a date!
340
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:32,250
Who doesn't want dates here?
341
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,459
This guy's a fucking dreamboat!
342
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500
So, what did you say?
343
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,500
I told him... Oh, I told him...
344
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,125
I told him, "yeah".
345
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:44,709
What, should I not
346
00:16:44,744 --> 00:16:45,584
have said "yeah"?
347
00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:46,417
Well, it depends
348
00:16:46,452 --> 00:16:47,209
on how you said it.
349
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,667
I said it like...
350
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:52,334
Yeah.
351
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,792
No, I didn't say it like that.
352
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,083
It was like... more like...
353
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:57,918
Yeah.
354
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,626
Okay, no, this is it:
355
00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:03,792
Yeah.
356
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,626
Like, you know, I'll do this,
357
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,375
But if I do, I'll be doing you
358
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,751
I think it's... perfect!
359
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,542
So, what are you going to wear?
360
00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:15,709
I don't know, this.
361
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:18,584
No!
362
00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:19,375
Come on!
363
00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:20,125
What?
364
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,334
We gotta fix this!
365
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,709
You look like a grandma!
366
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,834
I look like a grandma?
367
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959
But you're wearing
368
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959
These are very hip...
369
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:31,480
["Ivy League Circus"
370
00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:33,626
by Gordon Voidwell]
371
00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,876
We already ate before class.
372
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,250
Who cares, you can throw it up
373
00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,084
Stephen!
374
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:58,876
Allie!
375
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,500
Hi!
376
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,042
Good to see you.
377
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,500
Good to see you too.
378
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,918
What the fuck was that?
379
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:10,125
You're still talking?
380
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,918
I mean, he still texts me.
381
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,584
Only after 2 a.m.
382
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,876
I think there's something
383
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,292
Sorry.
384
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,584
Can this guy move?
385
00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,000
Well, when is it? Thank you.
386
00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:37,709
God, when's your date?
387
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,417
He's going to call.
388
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,125
What? He's going to call?
389
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,459
Not text?
390
00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,334
Um... yeah.
391
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,292
Classy!
392
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,500
Oh my god!
393
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,375
How's that yoghurt?
394
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417
Do you want some?
395
00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:56,334
Have some. I want it.
396
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,918
I'm Kort, I'm skinny,
397
00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,918
See, you have a little
398
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,000
on your face.
399
00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,063
What do you think
400
00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:17,792
about this one?
401
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,375
Did somebody die?
402
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,000
Um... you if you don't stop
403
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:24,854
Dude, you've got to give him
404
00:19:24,889 --> 00:19:26,292
more than your knee caps. God!
405
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,334
than that dress, okay?
406
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,000
He's tall, he's good looking.
407
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,751
He's got those beautiful DSL's.
408
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,792
DSL's? How does that help me?
409
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:36,958
Depends what
410
00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:37,834
you're in to.
411
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,688
Look, we've got to go more
412
00:19:39,723 --> 00:19:41,500
Beyoncé, less Bea Arthur.
413
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:42,458
I'm going to look
414
00:19:42,493 --> 00:19:43,375
like a birthday cake
415
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,751
That sounds delicious.
416
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,834
Let's go try shit on.
417
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,876
by Deidre & The Dark]
418
00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:53,876
Do you like?
419
00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:56,959
Do I look like Heidi Klum?
420
00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:02,667
Oh, okay.
421
00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,626
So, I'm having mixed feelings
422
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:05,479
You know, I like it because
423
00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:06,292
it's versatile but then again
424
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,417
I just really don't know.
425
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,667
Walk away, just walk away.
426
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:15,918
You don't like it?
427
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,709
Dress it up, dress it down.
428
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834
Like, right now the way
429
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834
it's going to look formal
430
00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709
it anywhere, right. Like a--
431
00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:24,834
Formal?
432
00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:26,751
Like Diane Keaton
433
00:20:26,786 --> 00:20:27,751
who's a stripper?
434
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,417
you look fabulous!
435
00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:34,042
But I can't have you out here
436
00:20:34,077 --> 00:20:35,167
like you're going to a bar,
437
00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,500
you're trying to go to a party.
438
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,792
Then, with just like
439
00:20:39,827 --> 00:20:41,459
a slight adjustment...
440
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,918
it becomes casual.
441
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,250
Yeah, very casual.
442
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,542
It's like... beachy.
443
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,417
There!
444
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:54,459
Babe!
445
00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:02,208
No?
446
00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:03,083
No!
447
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,042
Alright, come out.
448
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,542
Oh... yes!
449
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,876
It's perfect!
450
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,876
You really think it's good?
451
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,167
come to the wedding?
452
00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,209
Okay, what's the damage?
453
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,334
Oh hell no!
454
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,083
It's $500.
455
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:29,812
No!
456
00:21:29,847 --> 00:21:30,500
Yes!
457
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,500
but you're not worth it.
458
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:35,792
We'll figure something out.
459
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,959
So, Mary's top?
460
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,875
Yes, with the pants
461
00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:39,751
of yours I like.
462
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,125
Oh, that can work. Perfect!
463
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:45,667
Oh hey, have you all
464
00:21:45,702 --> 00:21:46,626
listened to this?
465
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,667
Cereal. The podcast.
466
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,167
Never heard of it.
467
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,959
if you do, don't tell me,
468
00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,125
I can crack this puppy.
469
00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,146
Okay.
470
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:56,834
Alright.
471
00:21:57,626 --> 00:21:58,626
I'm sorry.
472
00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,667
Oh... I have a class tonight.
473
00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:04,459
Yeah, interesting!
474
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,542
Ok, I'm going to go study...
475
00:22:07,918 --> 00:22:09,167
and then...
476
00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:11,918
do you want to do movie night?
477
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:13,167
If by movie night you mean
478
00:22:13,202 --> 00:22:14,375
season three of Downton?
479
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,167
What the fuck else would I mean?
480
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,417
Right, sorry, mate!
481
00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000
Pip, pip and bollocks.
482
00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:21,876
You're ruining it.
483
00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,709
Hey... Let me know if Dan Dan
484
00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:25,584
Okay.
485
00:22:25,619 --> 00:22:26,417
Bye.
486
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,918
...and with 140 characters,
487
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,876
killed the feature story,
488
00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:40,334
which leads me to...
489
00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:44,334
ending this class.
490
00:23:10,751 --> 00:23:12,000
He still hasn't called?
491
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,459
I want to do something important
492
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,125
the mother-fucking internet...
493
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,125
Okay, look, like I was thinking,
494
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,042
this little pussy boy Daniel
495
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:26,584
and make a fucking phone call.
496
00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,375
he's seeing someone else?
497
00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:31,083
Maybe he lost his phone.
498
00:23:31,876 --> 00:23:33,292
Or... or it broke.
499
00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:35,250
That happens!
500
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,876
Hey!
501
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,918
Do you have some... batteries?
502
00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:45,542
For what?
503
00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:47,584
For my TV.
504
00:23:49,626 --> 00:23:50,834
Remote.
505
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,042
No.
506
00:23:57,751 --> 00:23:59,042
Maybe he's dead.
507
00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,042
You know what, dude,
508
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584
fuck this little cocksucker,
509
00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,209
He said he would call
510
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,959
a commitment-phobe, or dead.
511
00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,375
I say we're over him.
512
00:24:11,876 --> 00:24:13,459
Oh my god!
513
00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:15,292
Unless that's him...
514
00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:16,751
I say we're back in.
515
00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:17,875
What do I do?
516
00:24:17,910 --> 00:24:18,959
Answer it!
517
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,500
It's Daniel!
518
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,584
What the fuck's he saying?
519
00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:26,959
Oh no, it's fine.
520
00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:30,292
Ah, ah, ah...
521
00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:31,626
That's fine.
522
00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:33,167
Uh-hm.
523
00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:34,667
Yeah, that works.
524
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,584
Okay.
525
00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:38,042
I'll see you then.
526
00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:39,876
Bye.
527
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,375
What the fuck is wrong with you?
528
00:24:42,417 --> 00:24:43,751
It's a baby!
529
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,918
Isn't it cute?
530
00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,334
Okay, what did he say?
531
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:49,812
Okay, so first of all he said
532
00:24:49,847 --> 00:24:51,250
"Sorry for calling so late".
533
00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:53,083
Precious!
534
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,125
And then he said he wants
535
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,125
to take me out this weekend
536
00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:56,146
but he can't because he's going
537
00:24:56,181 --> 00:24:57,125
out of town with his family.
538
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,709
Lake house!
539
00:24:58,751 --> 00:25:01,918
Next weekend, if I'm up for it,
540
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,459
he wants to take me
541
00:25:03,494 --> 00:25:04,584
to dinner on Friday.
542
00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:07,667
Nobody even goes out on Fridays!
543
00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:08,792
That's brilliant!
544
00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:09,876
Okay...
545
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,542
what you're thinking,
546
00:25:11,584 --> 00:25:12,584
and I'll do the same, okay?
547
00:25:12,626 --> 00:25:14,250
Ready? One, two--
548
00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:16,375
I hope he takes me to a club--
549
00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:17,459
What?
550
00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:19,292
Maybe just a little cardio!
551
00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,250
You gotta open up your gait,
552
00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:38,459
What?
553
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,209
Your strides, they're tiny!
554
00:25:41,209 --> 00:25:44,125
Longer strides, more calories!
555
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,626
Stop running like a toddler,
556
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:48,104
like a grown human woman
557
00:25:48,139 --> 00:25:49,542
who wants to get laid.
558
00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:51,834
See that dick! Run to that dick!
559
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,709
Faster! Run to it!
560
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,626
Kegels, feel the kegels!
561
00:25:57,667 --> 00:26:00,876
Pull... inside your vagina.
562
00:26:00,918 --> 00:26:03,375
Eye of the tiger, baby, earn it!
563
00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:06,292
Squeeze it! Burn! Feel the burn!
564
00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:08,500
You're not going hard enough!
565
00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:10,250
Earn your thigh gap!
566
00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,250
What are you doing?
567
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500
Oh my god!
568
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,292
You're doing great, man.
569
00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:24,083
Don't let your hips drop.
570
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,375
Don't let gravity win like this.
571
00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,083
I'm not.
572
00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,417
with your nasty chip fingers!
573
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,167
What?
574
00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,751
I said I see gravity winning
575
00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,375
You're disgusting!
576
00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,542
I don't know if my ass
577
00:26:46,584 --> 00:26:48,459
or these jeans got smaller.
578
00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:50,354
Oh, I washed them
579
00:26:50,389 --> 00:26:51,125
like four times.
580
00:26:52,876 --> 00:26:54,042
What do you think, Pam?
581
00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:57,083
You look amazing!
582
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,709
I have something for you.
583
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,209
Just in case!
584
00:27:09,042 --> 00:27:10,709
♪ You know you want to ♪
585
00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,167
No!
586
00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:18,688
The world is
587
00:27:18,723 --> 00:27:19,751
a happy place.
588
00:27:19,792 --> 00:27:21,709
Excuse me! No girl gets her door
589
00:27:21,751 --> 00:27:23,417
on her own fucking date!
590
00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,918
It's my door to get!
591
00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:26,209
You stay right here!
592
00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:29,500
Hello, sweet cheeks.
593
00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:32,959
Hey! Is Kortney here?
594
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,792
That little whore's right here.
595
00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:38,584
Oh...
596
00:27:40,209 --> 00:27:41,250
Hi!
597
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,209
Thanks.
598
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,751
will be right with you.
599
00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,792
Enjoy your meal.
600
00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:01,042
This place is really nice!
601
00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:03,688
I guess I always
602
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:04,500
sort of thought that
603
00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,209
first dates should be...
604
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,584
You know, just in case.
605
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,250
Yeah.
606
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,334
Ah, yeah.
607
00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:25,334
Is Luce here?
608
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,292
She's upstairs.
609
00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:39,292
Martins?
610
00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,000
to mother-fucking Martins?
611
00:28:41,042 --> 00:28:42,709
It's crazy, right?
612
00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:44,209
Who does this guy think he is?
613
00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,667
This guy's the tits!
614
00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:46,959
Ladies, let's have a shot
615
00:28:46,994 --> 00:28:47,876
before everyone gets here.
616
00:28:47,918 --> 00:28:48,959
Or two.
617
00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:51,334
I want to get super weird today.
618
00:28:52,042 --> 00:28:53,209
You already are weird.
619
00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:55,417
Thanks.
620
00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:57,354
There we go.
621
00:28:57,389 --> 00:28:58,083
You're welcome!
622
00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:00,334
This literally has a pube in it.
623
00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:02,250
It's disgusting!
624
00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:04,646
["Never Coming Down"
625
00:29:04,681 --> 00:29:07,000
by Midnight Riot]
626
00:29:15,334 --> 00:29:16,417
So, did you get any?
627
00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,125
Cut the shit.
628
00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:19,918
Tell me you broke that dick off!
629
00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,709
Wait a minute.
630
00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:22,542
I'll text you.
631
00:29:22,577 --> 00:29:23,334
What happened?
632
00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:24,208
I think Kort broke
633
00:29:24,243 --> 00:29:25,042
someone's dick off.
634
00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,667
What? I want to hear!
635
00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,626
Oh come on! Cough it up!
636
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,042
We just kissed on the cheek.
637
00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,459
Fuck, yeah!
638
00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:35,167
Daniel, the lacrosse transfer.
639
00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:38,042
The mancer from Maryland?
640
00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,584
They went on a date.
641
00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,083
Take it from the top.
642
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,292
Okay, okay, okay... Alright.
643
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:49,500
We walk in, it's gorgeous!
644
00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:50,750
Like, there are all these
645
00:29:50,785 --> 00:29:51,959
pictures of DC on the wall,
646
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,209
like flappers and pictures
647
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,167
and the hostess took us
648
00:29:57,209 --> 00:29:58,918
and we sat down,
649
00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:04,209
and we just started talking...
650
00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,918
she's sucked his dick.
651
00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:07,000
Oh...
652
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,125
In the restaurant?
653
00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:10,979
Just like Jackie O
654
00:30:11,014 --> 00:30:11,500
would have wanted!
655
00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:17,751
Allie, hurry up!
656
00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:18,771
You don't need make up.
657
00:30:18,806 --> 00:30:19,751
We're just going to study.
658
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,125
Oh my god! What happened to you?
659
00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,834
Oh yeah, I know, I'm fine.
660
00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,000
It's just I couldn't
661
00:30:29,834 --> 00:30:31,000
Is that a hickey?
662
00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:32,354
Who did that to you?
663
00:30:32,389 --> 00:30:33,375
I have no idea.
664
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,042
to myself for all I know.
665
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,626
I got to go have brunch
666
00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:41,584
What?
667
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:09,583
Hey, do you think
668
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:10,500
I should text Steven?
669
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,250
Hmm?
670
00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,000
I should text Steven?
671
00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,334
Why?
672
00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:23,250
Oh, because I want to.
673
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,542
he only texts you after 2am?
674
00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:29,459
Yeah, but...
675
00:31:30,751 --> 00:31:32,667
I feel like sometimes guys
676
00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:34,417
don't really know
677
00:31:34,452 --> 00:31:35,292
how to communicate--
678
00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:37,667
I'm in the middle of a sentence!
679
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,125
Kort! Don't you agree
680
00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,918
like sometimes guys just don't
681
00:31:42,959 --> 00:31:44,021
and they like need you
682
00:31:44,056 --> 00:31:45,083
to be the one to initiate?
683
00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,083
'Cause we're just like putting
684
00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,584
to be the ones, but...
685
00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:49,313
maybe they need us
686
00:31:49,348 --> 00:31:50,000
to be the ones.
687
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,042
And I just need to get creative
688
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,792
that it's cool to text me
689
00:31:54,876 --> 00:31:56,292
Kort, what are you looking for?
690
00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:57,396
A book!
691
00:31:57,431 --> 00:31:58,459
Oh my god!
692
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,667
I have a classic tale in 15
693
00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:01,834
and I'm like oddly
694
00:32:01,869 --> 00:32:02,959
stressed about it.
695
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,334
Oh shit!
696
00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,792
Okay, so I feel like,
697
00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,167
having a first date,
698
00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:10,751
is like really pivotal.
699
00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:12,167
Really?
700
00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:14,250
Yeah, I mean, I think...
701
00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:15,563
But yeah, I feel like now
702
00:32:15,598 --> 00:32:16,834
is the time to just like
703
00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:20,125
and start with the mind games.
704
00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:21,417
What mind games?
705
00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:23,167
Poker face!
706
00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:24,792
You don't like him.
707
00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,042
I don't like him?
708
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,876
I don't see you.
709
00:32:28,918 --> 00:32:30,709
I'm winning, but you don't know.
710
00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,709
I'm full royal flush,
711
00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,584
and kings and queens,
712
00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:37,000
You never played poker?
713
00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,500
I still feel weird.
714
00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,918
I mean, you feel awkward,
715
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,979
because it's going to be
716
00:32:44,014 --> 00:32:46,000
so awkward when you see it.
717
00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,250
Thanks.
718
00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,292
Cool if I sit here?
719
00:33:13,334 --> 00:33:15,209
Cool!
720
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542
when I say "run like a girl"?
721
00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:19,876
as fast as you can.
722
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,542
Throw like a girl.
723
00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:33,792
So, do you think you just
724
00:33:33,827 --> 00:33:34,918
insulted your sister?
725
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,334
No.
726
00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:43,584
Is "like a girl"
727
00:33:43,619 --> 00:33:46,709
a good thing?
728
00:34:00,292 --> 00:34:02,709
I feel like he's judging me.
729
00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:04,250
Hmm... He is!
730
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,667
I don't care.
731
00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:07,604
You know, sometimes
732
00:34:07,639 --> 00:34:08,167
it's kind of wild
733
00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,083
to think about.
734
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,584
I don't know like all this.
735
00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:14,667
monuments, White House...
736
00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:16,250
all the huge decisions
737
00:34:16,285 --> 00:34:17,042
like they've made here
738
00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,334
while we're just worried
739
00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,125
and hooking up.
740
00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:22,626
You get dumb shit here too.
741
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876
I spent every working day
742
00:34:29,918 --> 00:34:31,292
trying to figure out where...
743
00:34:31,709 --> 00:34:32,792
Hey!
744
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,000
What are you doing?
745
00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,334
Oh, I'm just getting a feel
746
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,876
where a high school kid was...
747
00:34:39,918 --> 00:34:41,334
She has a nice voice.
748
00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:43,209
Yeah! Yeah, I like it too.
749
00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,292
Hey, um, quick question?
750
00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:49,083
about Jay's testimony?
751
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,083
pretty suspect, right?
752
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:52,562
And this mister "S" guy,
753
00:34:52,597 --> 00:34:54,000
he's a real wild card,
754
00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:56,167
where did he come from?
755
00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,292
what you're talking about.
756
00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:03,334
But... uh...
757
00:35:04,334 --> 00:35:07,167
good luck... with this.
758
00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:14,750
I don't know.
759
00:35:14,785 --> 00:35:15,709
Come on!
760
00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:17,313
If you don't like it,
761
00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:18,667
if it hurts, we'll stop.
762
00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:20,375
Let's just try it.
763
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,167
all root for each other.
764
00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,125
are still together and...
765
00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,209
they still kiss in public...
766
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,604
And oh, I always had to have
767
00:35:52,639 --> 00:35:53,959
the new gaming system, like...
768
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,375
right when they came out.
769
00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,250
So you're a spoiled?
770
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,918
I hate that word, but... yes.
771
00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,459
I came from a good family.
772
00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,500
What about you? Are your...
773
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:09,667
Are your parents happy?
774
00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,209
Yeah! They're happy it's just...
775
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,000
not with each other.
776
00:36:14,626 --> 00:36:15,709
As simple as that?
777
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,292
Yeah.
778
00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,083
if I change the subject?
779
00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,375
Yes, please.
780
00:36:24,709 --> 00:36:27,000
what does Allie think of me?
781
00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:29,375
Did I... pass the test?
782
00:36:30,334 --> 00:36:31,918
I don't know.
783
00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:32,604
We don't really talk
784
00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:33,250
about you that much.
785
00:36:40,959 --> 00:36:42,959
So stupid!
786
00:36:43,751 --> 00:36:46,584
Oh, I'm famous, I'm pretty.
787
00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:48,292
Oh, I'm married.
788
00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,334
Hey, Allie.
789
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,834
Whatever! Fuck you, Mom!
790
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,291
I know it's your money,
791
00:36:52,326 --> 00:36:53,500
but it's my credit card.
792
00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,292
It has my name on it.
793
00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,500
Oh... Hello...
794
00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:10,125
Hey, Kort...
795
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,667
Um... Will you date me?
796
00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:22,146
[speech drown out
797
00:37:22,181 --> 00:37:23,959
by louder music]
798
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,792
Okay, what are you thinking?
799
00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:37,292
I'm thinking...
800
00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:49,918
What the fuck is this?
801
00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,834
You're dating?
802
00:37:52,584 --> 00:37:54,500
Are you fucking kidding me?
803
00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:56,000
Hello.
804
00:37:56,334 --> 00:37:57,375
Hi.
805
00:37:58,209 --> 00:37:59,959
Kitchen! Yesterday!
806
00:38:02,334 --> 00:38:03,375
Allie...
807
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:10,958
Were you not even going
808
00:38:10,993 --> 00:38:11,792
to tell me about this?
809
00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:12,479
What are you
810
00:38:12,514 --> 00:38:13,125
talking about?
811
00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:14,083
It just happened
812
00:38:14,118 --> 00:38:15,000
ten minutes ago.
813
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,042
I thought you'd be happy for me.
814
00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,375
I am.
815
00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:29,417
Seriously, I am.
816
00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:34,000
Now, I want you to notice
817
00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,792
both on the front end,
818
00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:42,250
if the factory is operating
819
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,751
and there are zero bottlenecks,
820
00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:47,834
everything should be fine,
821
00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:50,417
Wrong!
822
00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:52,250
Because, even if
823
00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:53,625
everything has been taken
824
00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:54,709
care of on the front end,
825
00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:01,500
Now, what am I talking about?
826
00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:05,125
Um...
827
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,209
Exactly! Elaborate.
828
00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:14,542
Um...
829
00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:19,542
It's kind of like
830
00:39:19,577 --> 00:39:21,667
when your factory,
831
00:39:22,042 --> 00:39:23,417
it makes stuff,
832
00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:26,584
but at the same time
833
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:31,188
enough other stuff to keep
834
00:39:31,223 --> 00:39:33,542
all the machines happy.
835
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,292
Right?
836
00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:42,667
You're an idiot!
837
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,751
as you would think.
838
00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:48,626
To the big board.
839
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,292
Huh!
840
00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:18,167
Mmm, look at this little cup
841
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,751
Mmm...
842
00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,417
I'd like to give you a tour
843
00:40:24,417 --> 00:40:26,334
Are those jeans from Europe?
844
00:40:26,918 --> 00:40:28,417
Just kidding, come back!
845
00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,334
Who are you listening to?
846
00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:44,792
Um... Nelly...
847
00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:47,042
Furtado.
848
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,959
What?
849
00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:15,292
Oh, this is cute!
850
00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,542
Do you want to try that on?
851
00:41:17,584 --> 00:41:19,000
Why not, come on!
852
00:41:19,459 --> 00:41:20,500
It'll look good on you.
853
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,959
Why don't you try something on?
854
00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:31,042
it's sitting on me quite right.
855
00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,209
that will sit on you!
856
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:35,854
Honey, no!
857
00:41:35,889 --> 00:41:36,626
What?
858
00:41:38,584 --> 00:41:39,626
It's legal now!
859
00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:56,083
What are you doing? Stop!
860
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,459
I do not respond well to this.
861
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,334
What?
862
00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:00,667
Come on, do it for me.
863
00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:01,959
D- Man.
864
00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:03,542
Who is D-Man?
865
00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:04,897
It's just what they
866
00:42:04,932 --> 00:42:05,876
used to call me
867
00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:07,584
back in the hood.
868
00:42:08,709 --> 00:42:09,876
Give me the spoon!
869
00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,375
I will take the spoon!
870
00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,918
that's not fun.
871
00:42:13,959 --> 00:42:15,042
That's no fun.
872
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,000
Mmm...
873
00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:19,209
It's so good!
874
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,709
Go fuck yourself!
875
00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,626
So, you've really never
876
00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:38,167
Nope!
877
00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:43,292
What I'm doing right here
878
00:42:43,334 --> 00:42:44,834
is called cradling.
879
00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:46,083
So, it's like as if you were,
880
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:46,854
you know--
881
00:42:46,889 --> 00:42:47,584
Cradling.
882
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,959
I'm going to toss you
883
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,834
So just kind of accept it
884
00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:54,188
as opposed to trying to catch
885
00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:55,500
it as if you're a statue.
886
00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,125
Okay. Like this?
887
00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:57,750
Yes.
888
00:42:57,785 --> 00:42:58,334
Okay.
889
00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:03,313
I'm impressed!
890
00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:04,209
Beginner's luck!
891
00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:08,500
take it back as--
892
00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:14,584
on a lacrosse scholarship!
893
00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:16,292
Allie too.
894
00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,417
we have trust issues.
895
00:43:18,459 --> 00:43:20,209
So, thank you for that!
896
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,626
So, why did you quit?
897
00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:45,459
I don't know...
898
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,959
I mean, I like lacrosse,
899
00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:52,834
are a lot of work, you know?
900
00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,459
if it's really worth it.
901
00:43:57,459 --> 00:43:58,792
For me, at least.
902
00:43:59,876 --> 00:44:01,334
But it got me into a school
903
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,042
I probably shouldn't
904
00:44:02,077 --> 00:44:02,709
have gotten into.
905
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,125
I knew it!
906
00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:06,792
What?
907
00:44:07,959 --> 00:44:09,167
I knew that you were dumb.
908
00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:09,834
I knew it!
909
00:44:09,869 --> 00:44:10,459
I'm dumb?
910
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,751
I just knew it!
911
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,500
Rude!
912
00:44:14,459 --> 00:44:15,751
I'm joking.
913
00:44:16,834 --> 00:44:17,959
What about Allie?
914
00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:18,980
Did she just quit
915
00:44:19,015 --> 00:44:19,751
because you quit?
916
00:44:20,626 --> 00:44:22,542
To be fair, no.
917
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:29,667
I just think she's... lazy.
918
00:44:37,626 --> 00:44:38,751
Hey, Pam!
919
00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:39,876
Yeah?
920
00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:44,000
Have you ever felt like...
921
00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,459
you're happy for someone...
922
00:44:47,834 --> 00:44:49,125
uh, you know, like...
923
00:44:50,626 --> 00:44:52,250
like you're happy for someone...
924
00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,209
I mean you're completely
925
00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:57,209
but you're like...
926
00:44:58,751 --> 00:44:59,792
want what they have...
927
00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:01,584
Oh! Yeah!
928
00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:02,772
I'm jealous
929
00:45:02,807 --> 00:45:03,918
all the time!
930
00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,417
I mean I'm jealous of you
931
00:45:05,459 --> 00:45:06,751
for being funnier than me.
932
00:45:06,792 --> 00:45:08,626
And Kort for being prettier,
933
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,751
and Mary for eating less
934
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,250
And Luce for sexting
935
00:45:12,285 --> 00:45:13,709
all the lacrosse guys,
936
00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:14,751
even though I do find it
937
00:45:14,786 --> 00:45:15,751
morally questionable,
938
00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:18,334
slash, would secretly
939
00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:20,605
And Jen for saying
940
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,292
the shit that I think
941
00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:23,292
but I'm actually
942
00:45:23,327 --> 00:45:24,250
too scared to say.
943
00:45:25,292 --> 00:45:26,375
Huh!
944
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,000
Why, what's up?
945
00:45:30,584 --> 00:45:31,626
Nothing!
946
00:45:34,459 --> 00:45:35,959
Okay, well...
947
00:45:36,292 --> 00:45:37,959
I'm going to go do some laundry.
948
00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:40,167
Bye.
949
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,500
Hey, Allie!
950
00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:21,604
Daniel and I are going to go
951
00:46:21,639 --> 00:46:22,667
and catch a movie if you want--
952
00:46:33,292 --> 00:46:34,542
I'm so sorry.
953
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,209
Hey, Mar!
954
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500
What's going on?
955
00:46:38,542 --> 00:46:40,500
Can I talk to you for a second?
956
00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:41,626
Yeah?
957
00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:43,667
Okay... um...
958
00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,667
Daniel was in my dream
959
00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,792
We were in South Carolina
960
00:46:51,876 --> 00:46:53,459
even though it was a Sunday,
961
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:54,958
and it started out slow,
962
00:46:54,993 --> 00:46:56,417
but by the end of it
963
00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:58,000
he had me kind of over
964
00:46:58,035 --> 00:46:59,209
the back of his Chevy
965
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500
and was raw dogging me,
966
00:47:03,542 --> 00:47:04,792
I'm really sorry.
967
00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,209
Okay...
968
00:47:09,542 --> 00:47:12,876
Thank you for... being honest.
969
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:19,375
What?
970
00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,542
Oh, fancy seeing you here!
971
00:47:42,751 --> 00:47:44,167
What's that supposed to mean?
972
00:47:44,542 --> 00:47:45,584
Nothing, I just...
973
00:47:48,584 --> 00:47:50,250
Crazy!
974
00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:51,417
But... I think I have
975
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,542
something fun for us!
976
00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:54,709
Oh yeah?
977
00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:56,626
You want cheese on this, right?
978
00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,959
Yes, please.
979
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,750
Okay. So, Daniel's friend,
980
00:48:00,785 --> 00:48:02,500
also name is Daniel, actually,
981
00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:04,563
is renting out the
982
00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584
and he wants all of us to come.
983
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,125
Are they going to be boys there?
984
00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:09,542
Um... tons!
985
00:48:09,918 --> 00:48:11,292
Okay, I'm listening.
986
00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:15,083
Okay, so it's this Sunday,
987
00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:17,313
I know, he's like one of those
988
00:48:17,348 --> 00:48:18,417
has to celebrate his birthday
989
00:48:18,459 --> 00:48:19,876
on his birthday types.
990
00:48:19,918 --> 00:48:20,959
Eww!
991
00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:24,166
Okay, well, can we do
992
00:48:24,201 --> 00:48:25,083
a girl's day before?
993
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:28,417
Um... I actually told Daniel
994
00:48:28,459 --> 00:48:30,751
I'd go to the Skins game
995
00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,792
You're calling them
996
00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,459
Okay. Well, will you still
997
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,626
Duh! It's a one o'clock game.
998
00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:43,459
Okay.
999
00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:49,626
Do you think like...
1000
00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,125
do you think she likes him
1001
00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:55,167
more than me?
1002
00:48:57,792 --> 00:48:59,167
No, you're right, you're right!
1003
00:48:59,209 --> 00:49:00,209
That's stupid!
1004
00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:02,375
I just...
1005
00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:03,876
I don't know, I get...
1006
00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,584
I get self-conscious,
1007
00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:10,250
I feel like he's replacing me.
1008
00:49:11,834 --> 00:49:13,167
Do you think he is replacing me?
1009
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,459
Come on, Will!
1010
00:49:16,876 --> 00:49:18,375
I've got to go!
1011
00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:21,584
I was talking to him!
1012
00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:25,334
You don't even care!
1013
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:30,959
Oh shit!
1014
00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,542
You want to see me?
1015
00:49:57,125 --> 00:49:59,833
At 11:30, aka 30 minutes ago,
1016
00:49:59,868 --> 00:50:02,542
and no, it's my job to see you,
1017
00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,250
do I want to be here.
1018
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,334
Sit down!
1019
00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:13,042
So, it appears that
1020
00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:14,876
this being tardy thing
1021
00:50:15,417 --> 00:50:17,209
is becoming a bit of an issue.
1022
00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,459
"It's almost as though
1023
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,334
she's trying to be late."
1024
00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,626
Do you have anything to say?
1025
00:50:30,876 --> 00:50:31,918
Uh-hm.
1026
00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:34,042
You do realize that
1027
00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,542
this type of behavior
1028
00:50:36,584 --> 00:50:37,918
does have consequences?
1029
00:50:39,834 --> 00:50:41,125
Yeah, I mean, I thought,
1030
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,834
don't have to go to class.
1031
00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:48,917
Well... you don't
1032
00:50:48,952 --> 00:50:50,751
have to do anything.
1033
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,792
I don't have to...
1034
00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:57,751
mow my lawn.
1035
00:50:58,375 --> 00:50:59,375
But I do!
1036
00:51:00,292 --> 00:51:01,563
Because it keeps
1037
00:51:01,598 --> 00:51:02,834
my neighbors happy.
1038
00:51:03,918 --> 00:51:06,584
Was that... an innuendo?
1039
00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:09,959
if you don't take action,
1040
00:51:10,792 --> 00:51:12,209
more often than not,
1041
00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:13,667
these things tend to
1042
00:51:13,702 --> 00:51:14,792
come back and bite you.
1043
00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:19,292
And... not in a good...
1044
00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:23,000
"Oh, that feels nice"
1045
00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:26,709
I think we're done here!
1046
00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:28,709
Oh, okay.
1047
00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:33,542
So, do you want to eat first,
1048
00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:34,959
to grab food there?
1049
00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:40,751
to really eat hotdogs, so...
1050
00:51:41,959 --> 00:51:43,083
Hold on one second.
1051
00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:45,042
What's up?
1052
00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:45,750
I'm just going to get
1053
00:51:45,785 --> 00:51:46,417
my nails done, but...
1054
00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:47,792
I wanted to say have fun
1055
00:51:47,834 --> 00:51:49,334
Cool! Thanks. You too.
1056
00:51:49,626 --> 00:51:52,542
Um... Alright. See you later.
1057
00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:55,959
Sorry.... Yeah.
1058
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,334
Yeah, we can get Chinese.
1059
00:52:37,459 --> 00:52:38,834
You excited for tonight?
1060
00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,626
Yeah, I guess.
1061
00:52:43,042 --> 00:52:44,459
A little nervous, actually.
1062
00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,542
Allie, can I be frank?
1063
00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:52,250
Yeah.
1064
00:52:53,709 --> 00:52:54,959
You're a little boy crazy.
1065
00:52:55,709 --> 00:52:56,918
What?
1066
00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:58,313
You torture yourself
1067
00:52:58,348 --> 00:52:59,292
over all this shit,
1068
00:52:59,334 --> 00:53:00,918
and I really don't know why?
1069
00:53:01,584 --> 00:53:02,667
I mean...
1070
00:53:03,459 --> 00:53:07,000
sex, love, having a boyfriend,
1071
00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:08,792
it's... supposed to be fun.
1072
00:53:13,584 --> 00:53:14,834
I like the game!
1073
00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:16,563
I like to flirt,
1074
00:53:16,598 --> 00:53:17,334
I like the chase,
1075
00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,709
maybe it's not, I don't know.
1076
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,334
But, that's for you
1077
00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,500
the world's ideals because
1078
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,500
are just a bunch of bullshit.
1079
00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:40,187
There's no more
1080
00:53:40,222 --> 00:53:41,083
rule book, Allie.
1081
00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,125
Let's go with black.
1082
00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:14,876
Hey, Allie!
1083
00:54:15,709 --> 00:54:16,792
Hi.
1084
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,083
Can I have one of those?
1085
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,209
Yep. Your usual.
1086
00:54:25,459 --> 00:54:28,876
And then, maybe one of those.
1087
00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:31,229
Ah, you're getting
1088
00:54:31,264 --> 00:54:32,250
adventurous on me.
1089
00:54:33,209 --> 00:54:35,417
Yep. Just gone crazy.
1090
00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584
Don't tell me Jay was scared.
1091
00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709
Hey, is Kort around?
1092
00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709
I think she's in her room.
1093
00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:45,375
Okay.
1094
00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,042
We didn't have them
1095
00:54:46,077 --> 00:54:46,667
15 years ago.
1096
00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,292
don't have them now.
1097
00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:50,292
What?
1098
00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:54,250
Is this a joke?
1099
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,500
Finish the GD story, sweetheart!
1100
00:55:01,918 --> 00:55:03,584
Who does this?
1101
00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,375
that pedicure took forever.
1102
00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,000
I'm just going to shower
1103
00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:08,854
I swear I'm not even
1104
00:55:08,889 --> 00:55:09,667
going to masturbate.
1105
00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:11,250
Just kidding, no promises.
1106
00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,959
that you're not impressed,
1107
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,125
I was less than five minutes.
1108
00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:21,500
Okay, okay, so I'm thinking
1109
00:55:21,542 --> 00:55:23,000
super scandalous tonight,
1110
00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:23,562
I'm going to let
1111
00:55:23,597 --> 00:55:24,083
these ass cheeks
1112
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,667
leak out a little bit.
1113
00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:27,209
Whatever, just tell me
1114
00:55:28,751 --> 00:55:29,667
Oh!
1115
00:55:34,834 --> 00:55:36,792
♪ I get so excited ♪
1116
00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:41,417
Guys, dudes, let her chose!
1117
00:55:41,459 --> 00:55:42,959
I don't care if she's your babe.
1118
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,918
There's no easy buckets.
1119
00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:46,459
No easy buckets!
1120
00:55:46,709 --> 00:55:47,646
Kort, could you please
1121
00:55:47,681 --> 00:55:48,584
shut these guys up?
1122
00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:51,667
Yeah, bring it, bring it!
1123
00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:58,375
Bro!
1124
00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:03,542
You know, I definitely
1125
00:56:03,577 --> 00:56:05,417
prefer wine over beer.
1126
00:56:06,209 --> 00:56:07,751
It just makes me feel more...
1127
00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:10,125
more like a lady!
1128
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,792
You know, more sophisticated.
1129
00:56:15,584 --> 00:56:17,167
Kind of...
1130
00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:18,584
I read a study that says
1131
00:56:18,619 --> 00:56:19,959
it's rich in probiotics.
1132
00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:22,959
Plus it helps me get fucked up.
1133
00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,626
Cheers to that.
1134
00:56:32,375 --> 00:56:33,709
Does my hair look all right?
1135
00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,042
Yeah, solid!
1136
00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,167
I just switched products, so...
1137
00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:46,626
Allie, what's the deal,
1138
00:56:46,661 --> 00:56:47,626
why aren't you dressed?
1139
00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:49,042
Yeah, I'm fine.
1140
00:56:50,417 --> 00:56:51,918
Oh I'm just... Um...
1141
00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:53,188
waiting for Kort,
1142
00:56:53,223 --> 00:56:54,167
because I told her
1143
00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,751
that I would help her
1144
00:56:56,292 --> 00:56:57,459
You know how we do.
1145
00:56:58,417 --> 00:56:59,626
Hmm!
1146
00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:02,083
Oh, shit!
1147
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,479
I totally forgot to relay.
1148
00:57:05,514 --> 00:57:06,959
Okay, so I talked to Kort,
1149
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:10,667
beer pong tournament
1150
00:57:10,702 --> 00:57:12,209
thingy with Daniel,
1151
00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:13,312
at a completely
1152
00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:14,375
different location.
1153
00:57:14,417 --> 00:57:16,584
to have to meet at the party.
1154
00:57:21,042 --> 00:57:23,459
Give me that fucking wine.
1155
00:57:47,876 --> 00:57:48,959
Sorry.
1156
00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:54,834
Hi!
1157
00:58:14,876 --> 00:58:16,209
Thank you.
1158
00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,709
What the fuck are you doing?
1159
00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:21,459
What do you mean,
1160
00:58:21,494 --> 00:58:22,167
what are you doing?
1161
00:58:22,209 --> 00:58:23,292
You should not be drinking
1162
00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:25,083
and you have to hold--
1163
00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,834
it's like a dress basically.
1164
00:58:26,876 --> 00:58:28,083
Thank you so much.
1165
00:58:28,792 --> 00:58:30,918
You so don't need that!
1166
00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:32,918
I'm sorry, Luce,
1167
00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:34,250
I don't remember asking
1168
00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:37,250
Allie, maybe we should
1169
00:58:38,876 --> 00:58:40,083
Thank you, they'll pay.
1170
00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:42,918
I'll have a glass of Pinot.
1171
00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:53,500
Oh, hey, Kort!
1172
00:58:53,535 --> 00:58:54,334
Hey! Hey!
1173
00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:55,375
How was the game?
1174
00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:57,146
It was really fun.
1175
00:58:57,181 --> 00:58:57,751
Really, was it?
1176
00:58:58,375 --> 00:58:59,918
Yeah! Yeah, it was really fun!
1177
00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:02,125
the beer pong tournament?
1178
00:59:02,667 --> 00:59:04,000
It was really fun, Allie.
1179
00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:04,646
It was?
1180
00:59:04,681 --> 00:59:05,250
Yeah!
1181
00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,959
Was it great?
1182
00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:09,375
I'm so happy for you.
1183
00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,125
And did you have a good time,
1184
00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:14,792
Yeah, it was a fine time.
1185
00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:17,667
I like to have a good time too.
1186
00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,792
I'll suck your dick
1187
00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:20,542
Allie!
1188
00:59:20,577 --> 00:59:21,250
What?
1189
00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:23,667
Yeah, I'm kidding.
1190
00:59:23,709 --> 00:59:25,125
I'll do it for free.
1191
00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:25,938
What the fuck
1192
00:59:25,973 --> 00:59:26,709
is your problem?
1193
00:59:26,751 --> 00:59:27,646
What's my problem?
1194
00:59:27,681 --> 00:59:28,542
What's your problem?
1195
00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:30,959
You just give everything up
1196
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,584
you met two months ago!
1197
00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,125
You just said you were going
1198
00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:34,979
Yeah, I was just trying
1199
00:59:35,014 --> 00:59:35,792
to get in on the fun.
1200
00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:37,542
He's my fucking boyfriend,
1201
00:59:40,209 --> 00:59:43,000
He's your only friend... Kort!
1202
00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:47,000
Fuck you!
1203
00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:50,542
Phil, can I get a dollar?
1204
00:59:57,918 --> 00:59:58,959
Hey, Allie!
1205
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,125
Allie!
1206
01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,209
I just want to let you know,
1207
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,751
you went off the reservation
1208
01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,083
and stopped taking care
1209
01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:07,542
It's not my fault
1210
01:00:07,577 --> 01:00:08,334
you're a vain whore,
1211
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,375
with Captain America.
1212
01:00:10,417 --> 01:00:11,959
Don't give me bullshit,
1213
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,459
because I can get a guy
1214
01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:16,584
You don't study for anything.
1215
01:00:16,626 --> 01:00:18,918
You don't push yourself
1216
01:00:19,209 --> 01:00:21,000
You're just a selfish dick
1217
01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,834
who expects the whole world
1218
01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,083
Thanks, Kort!
1219
01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,167
Take some fucking responsibility
1220
01:00:27,209 --> 01:00:28,709
for once in your life! God!
1221
01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,959
This is why I'm not going
1222
01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,667
Perfect, well I'll just be
1223
01:00:37,709 --> 01:00:39,125
getting bukkaked,
1224
01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:40,021
and you'll be here
1225
01:00:40,056 --> 01:00:40,876
dating Daniel.
1226
01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:42,354
Great!
1227
01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:43,125
Awesome!
1228
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,083
What's bukkaked?
1229
01:00:46,584 --> 01:00:49,125
Um... when a man and woman
1230
01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:51,417
all of his friends over...
1231
01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:52,959
You know what?
1232
01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,876
Kort told me what happened,
1233
01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:57,709
can't get their dicks hard,
1234
01:00:58,334 --> 01:01:00,000
when they're fucking 40!
1235
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,167
what's she talking about?
1236
01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:31,167
Uh oh!
1237
01:01:31,918 --> 01:01:33,334
Is she wearing a towel?
1238
01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:01,918
Where the fuck have you been?
1239
01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:03,209
Trash.
1240
01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:06,167
In the trash.
1241
01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:08,876
Who was that?
1242
01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:10,542
I have no idea.
1243
01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:13,375
No, I mean, it was Allie, but...
1244
01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:14,834
She looks like shit!
1245
01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:22,209
Kort?
1246
01:03:24,459 --> 01:03:25,542
Kort!
1247
01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:29,959
Is she in there?
1248
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,626
Yeah, she's in there.
1249
01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:42,209
Oh!
1250
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,375
Fucking yoga bitches!
1251
01:07:01,792 --> 01:07:02,834
Fuck!
1252
01:07:03,626 --> 01:07:05,042
Fuck, it's hard!
1253
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,042
Oh god!
1254
01:07:17,459 --> 01:07:18,876
This isn't a bad pace!
1255
01:07:21,292 --> 01:07:23,375
Not a bad place at all!
1256
01:07:40,417 --> 01:07:42,000
And so, as managers,
1257
01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,000
we're left to solve is,
1258
01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:46,063
how do we repair
1259
01:07:46,098 --> 01:07:47,334
our system's flaws?
1260
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,209
So as to return to a point...
1261
01:07:49,459 --> 01:07:51,250
as closer to optimal
1262
01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:52,959
while still living with
1263
01:07:52,994 --> 01:07:53,959
the fact that optimal
1264
01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:56,292
doesn't necessarily
1265
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,792
You see, we're not just
1266
01:08:00,827 --> 01:08:02,584
in a theoretics class here,
1267
01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,167
where we bank on stand-alone
1268
01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,751
We're dealing with real issues
1269
01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334
You got to see this, man!
1270
01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334
Alright, I'll see you.
1271
01:08:18,876 --> 01:08:20,709
Are you fucking kidding me?
1272
01:08:20,959 --> 01:08:22,667
who you're talking to?
1273
01:08:22,709 --> 01:08:23,688
I'm the Dean of goddamn
1274
01:08:23,723 --> 01:08:24,667
students, sweetheart!
1275
01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,042
It's too late! You're expelled!
1276
01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:32,792
Just kidding!
1277
01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,250
I don't have the power
1278
01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:09,292
to listen to me for one second.
1279
01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:11,500
Hear me out, baby girl.
1280
01:10:01,459 --> 01:10:02,584
Okay.
1281
01:10:05,334 --> 01:10:06,751
Everything okay?
1282
01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:08,000
Yeah, everything's great.
1283
01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,000
What are you making?
1284
01:10:10,042 --> 01:10:10,771
I'm not really sure,
1285
01:10:10,806 --> 01:10:11,500
but I feel really cool
1286
01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:12,417
because I measured
1287
01:10:12,452 --> 01:10:13,292
a bunch of shit,
1288
01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,876
and I got to mince something
1289
01:10:14,918 --> 01:10:16,042
Oh, do you want help?
1290
01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:18,167
Uh-uh! No way, I got this.
1291
01:10:18,459 --> 01:10:20,459
Fucking son of a mother-fucker!
1292
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,751
That's so hot!
1293
01:10:22,709 --> 01:10:23,918
All right.
1294
01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,500
I have my phone if you need me.
1295
01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:29,959
Thank you.
1296
01:10:53,042 --> 01:10:54,792
Shh...
1297
01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:56,751
Say no more.
1298
01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,459
I didn't say anything.
1299
01:11:07,459 --> 01:11:09,542
Okay, you're good, you're good!
1300
01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:11,375
I got you!
1301
01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,792
You know I can't see, right?
1302
01:11:23,834 --> 01:11:24,918
Hey!
1303
01:11:38,042 --> 01:11:39,209
Oh, I'll let you two be.
1304
01:11:39,751 --> 01:11:42,000
Actually, I prepared something.
1305
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292
Daniel, this first part
1306
01:11:48,834 --> 01:11:50,667
My apologies for the other night
1307
01:11:50,709 --> 01:11:52,584
when I offered to fellate you,
1308
01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:54,229
and also for the things
1309
01:11:54,264 --> 01:11:55,500
I said about your dick,
1310
01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:56,751
and it's limpness.
1311
01:11:58,459 --> 01:12:00,375
rudely inappropriate,
1312
01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:02,083
and a pretty dumb thing to do.
1313
01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:06,125
this second part is for you.
1314
01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:08,709
My apologies for the other night
1315
01:12:08,751 --> 01:12:09,834
when I offered to fellate
1316
01:12:09,869 --> 01:12:10,918
your boyfriend Daniel,
1317
01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:12,751
previously mentioned
1318
01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:14,667
of the speech, and also--
1319
01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,250
...this dinner--
1320
01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:17,375
We get it!
1321
01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,834
Okay, the point is, I'm sorry.
1322
01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:23,292
Truly!
1323
01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,417
very unbecoming of me.
1324
01:12:31,167 --> 01:12:33,751
Oh! Thank you for your time.
1325
01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:45,209
I love you!
1326
01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,292
if I didn't say that she'd...
1327
01:12:50,751 --> 01:12:53,709
shank me and make it seem like
1328
01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:55,709
Jesus!
1329
01:12:57,959 --> 01:12:59,125
I'm sorry.
1330
01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:02,500
I hope I didn't ruin this?
1331
01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:04,584
No, you didn't.
1332
01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:12,751
to be chicken, but...
1333
01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:13,729
But it's a liquid though,
1334
01:13:13,764 --> 01:13:14,667
I don't understand it.
1335
01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:17,042
If you skim it off the top
1336
01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:18,918
Hey, guys.
1337
01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,667
How is it?
1338
01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,667
It's um...
1339
01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:27,250
It's fucking horrible, isn't it?
1340
01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,792
It's really not very good,
1341
01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:32,459
Daniel, any thoughts?
1342
01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,334
I mean it's not bad,
1343
01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:39,959
It... it's just tough to chew
1344
01:13:44,209 --> 01:13:45,959
Yeah, I kind of saw this coming.
1345
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,083
Yes! Real food!
1346
01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,959
if I have a sip of this?
1347
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,542
So are you going to hold this
1348
01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:02,751
I just might though.
1349
01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:04,584
Would make up sex help?
1350
01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,542
Is that all you girls
1351
01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,250
It is, isn't it?
1352
01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:11,751
What, it's been like a week!
1353
01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,542
What? Are you not going to help?
1354
01:14:17,209 --> 01:14:19,334
Um... She...
1355
01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:21,500
She handcuffed me to the table!
1356
01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:22,458
Oh my god!
1357
01:14:22,493 --> 01:14:23,375
Yeah!
1358
01:14:40,918 --> 01:14:42,500
So, how's it going out there?
1359
01:14:43,834 --> 01:14:45,375
Looks like it's going well!
1360
01:14:45,876 --> 01:14:48,125
I mean... not that I'm watching!
1361
01:14:48,167 --> 01:14:49,834
I'm not! I'm just...
1362
01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:50,542
From the few glances
1363
01:14:50,577 --> 01:14:51,209
that I've stolen, it...
1364
01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:52,876
Looks like it's going well!
1365
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,209
And I only saw those glances
1366
01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,209
the standard of service high.
1367
01:15:00,834 --> 01:15:01,792
Sure.
1368
01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,000
Yeah, it's going well!
1369
01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:06,459
I like him.
1370
01:15:07,667 --> 01:15:08,751
Yeah...
1371
01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:11,334
Me too.
1372
01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,792
So why did you act like that?
1373
01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,751
I guess it was just...
1374
01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:22,709
were chasing them together,
1375
01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,167
were dating him alone.
1376
01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,042
I wasn't the best...
1377
01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:29,417
best friend, was I?
1378
01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,626
I kind of got caught up
1379
01:15:37,709 --> 01:15:39,042
Hey um...
1380
01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:42,042
that abroad thing, did you?
1381
01:15:44,959 --> 01:15:46,500
Yeah... I did.
1382
01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:49,959
not for those reasons but...
1383
01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:52,709
I never really wanted to go.
1384
01:15:53,876 --> 01:15:54,918
Okay.
1385
01:15:59,584 --> 01:16:01,209
Can I give you some good news?
1386
01:16:02,459 --> 01:16:04,542
Yes, now would be a good time.
1387
01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,751
that thinks you're hot.
1388
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,709
Proceed.
1389
01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:12,980
Apparently, he thinks
1390
01:16:13,015 --> 01:16:14,209
you have a nice ass!
1391
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:15,209
This ass?
1392
01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:16,918
That ass!
1393
01:16:18,209 --> 01:16:19,626
Okay, I'll take it!
1394
01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:20,937
He wants to take you
1395
01:16:20,972 --> 01:16:21,792
out for a drink.
1396
01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,334
Shut the fuck up!
1397
01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:24,792
Oh my god!
1398
01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:25,959
I did that to be dramatic!
1399
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,334
I fucking hate that plate!
1400
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,959
we are working with?
1401
01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:35,292
You look good!
1402
01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:37,417
How do you feel?
1403
01:16:38,584 --> 01:16:40,334
I feel good. I do.
1404
01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:42,959
I'm a little nervous though.
1405
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,292
You can be nervous.
1406
01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,918
You're just not allowed
1407
01:16:46,751 --> 01:16:48,292
Does that rule still stand?
1408
01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:50,083
Like a 100%?
1409
01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,375
Yes, you slut!
1410
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:53,667
Great!
1411
01:16:55,876 --> 01:16:57,042
The dress looks good too.
1412
01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,250
Really?
1413
01:16:59,751 --> 01:17:02,459
like I'm made for these things.
1414
01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:07,459
Alright, perfume?
1415
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,751
Check!
1416
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:09,834
And...?
1417
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,834
It's the first date!
1418
01:17:11,876 --> 01:17:13,167
I'm just asking!
1419
01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:14,751
I trimmed!
1420
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,542
Daniel, thoughts?
1421
01:17:18,709 --> 01:17:19,751
Gorgeous!
1422
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,209
It's very sweet of you D-Mac.
1423
01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:27,292
Okay. Go on.
1424
01:17:27,834 --> 01:17:29,542
I... oh, bye!
1425
01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:49,500
["The Day I Died"
1426
01:17:49,535 --> 01:17:51,876
by Alex Winston]
1427
01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:12,834
Can I help you?
1428
01:18:13,417 --> 01:18:14,876
Huh?
1429
01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:15,355
Are you looking
1430
01:18:15,390 --> 01:18:15,792
for someone?
1431
01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:17,918
Oh! No.
1432
01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:21,792
I'm okay!
1433
01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:08,834
at the slice of apple pie!
1434
01:22:08,876 --> 01:22:10,375
Come over here, cutie!
1435
01:22:10,876 --> 01:22:12,334
What's up, little boo?
1436
01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,104
I'd like to give you
1437
01:22:13,139 --> 01:22:13,834
a tour of this...
1438
01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:15,876
This camp-pus...
1439
01:22:17,542 --> 01:22:19,334
You ever seen Mystic River?
1440
01:22:23,292 --> 01:22:24,751
Little Sean Penn wannabe!
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