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Uh, uh, uh, uh
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It still feels random.
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I searched
"Dallas plus Cowboys,"
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I'm sure the first hit
is a crappy NFL fan site,
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but the second site
that comes up?
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Yeah, well,
maybe Rover knows
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you don't give a shit
about football?
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Yeah, I forgot you were
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an all-American running back
at Cal.
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Hey,
I went to a game once.
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I'm just saying,
Rover has a relevance problem.
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Hey, is Scientology a
religion or a cult?
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Cult.
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They obtained
non-profit status in October.
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With the bad-ass style
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Straightforward...
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Never mind,
I'll figure out where it goes.
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These results
are mediocre at best.
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Final grade for Rover's
"genius" search engine... C-.
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D-.
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Is that really necessary?
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That doesn't sound right.
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- Sounds like the, uh, gas line is...
- I got it!
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Okay.
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Not like I literally grew up
in an auto shop or anything.
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It's just
until the rain stops.
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Well,
I can't hear myself think.
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Listen, if they fix
the relevance problem,
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we could have a competition
on our hands.
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You know,
hit search for, um...
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Is that Rover?
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We give it a C-.
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That bad?
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You really
haven't seen it?
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No, I really haven't.
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Wait, uh...
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Oh, yeah.
I see what you mean.
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Even with
the basic rules engine,
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the results are garbage,
the crawler's too static.
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Mm. Still, the way they
grabbed the titles
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is actually kind of clever.
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- Okay, thanks for this...
- Hey, I'm just gonna check the HTML,
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it takes one second.
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Oh, yeah.
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The algorithm's
too stupid to know
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that there are equivalent
synonyms for a search phrase,
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or different spellings.
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Like "color, c-o-l-o-r,"
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the English spelling,
with a "u."
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Still, I'd give it a B-.
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Pbht! No,
a solid B for concept,
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but demerits
for poor execution.
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Hmm.
You asked.
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- Actually, we didn't.
- No, we didn't.
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Neither one of us asked.
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This wouldn't be hard to beat,
you know?
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You just
have to come up with
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a more sophisticated
algorithm.
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- That's not really our approach.
- People need a curated list,
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a guide through the
disorganized maze of the web...
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Not a bunch of
impersonal math.
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First of all,
math is very personal to me.
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Of course. I just mean
that... And second,
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curation is fine
if you guys have 500 websites,
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or 5000.
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But what are you guys gonna do
when you have 5 million?
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How are you gonna guide people
through that?
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We tell you
which site is best.
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The whole company is built
around a human approach.
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- Uh, porn alert.
- Yep. Yep.
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- Following company protocol
- Coming.
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- And stepping away from the machine.
- Coming. Coming.
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- You're mad.
- I'm not.
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- I'm not.
- I didn't think you wanted to work
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on this, but if you do, then...
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- I don't.
- Okay.
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I'm j...
I'm just saying that
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math can't tell
a qualitative difference
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between good and bad.
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A computer can't tell me
what I want.
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Not yet.
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Okay.
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We have functionality issues.
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Users aren't getting something
useful as their first return,
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so they're
leaving the site.
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Frankly,
we launched too early...
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We had a major competitor
in Comet...
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Okay, let's try not
to make this all about Comet.
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There's the larger
landscape of... Exactly.
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We needed to get out there
to have a presence.
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Comet isn't competitive...
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- What did I just say?
- Sorry.
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It seems like
we were impatient.
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No. No.
No, it's good that we're live.
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It is.
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The growth will be there.
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The Rover algorithm's
gonna get better with usage.
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We needed users to track,
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the data is gonna help us
refine this algorithm.
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We've got to stay
competitive...
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I'm telling you,
we have a leg up on Comet...
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Excuse me.
Index sites.
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- Thank you.
- If we could just have
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- faith in our system...
- Hey, I do have faith.
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That's why I launched
the damn thing.
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The site is live,
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so the question of timing
is a moot point.
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Please don't come in here
and argue at me.
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I've got a lot of other things
on my plate.
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All right.
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How can you
lead this effectively
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if you're not
speaking the same language?
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Pull it together.
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- Thank you.
- Copy that.
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Search is a land grab,
right now.
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And once
we grab all the land,
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then we can think about
incorporating more code.
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Cam's got a point.
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The current model
isn't scalable.
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The three of us can't keep up
with the expansion.
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But we shouldn't add
more code.
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We should add more people.
How many?
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I mean, we can't pay everybody
in Necco Wafers.
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You know, hiring an engineer
is one thing...
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What's our
strongest section?
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Probably comedy.
Exactly.
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Haley loves comedy,
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so it's out most thorough,
well-organized section.
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Well, then,
we need experts.
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You know, someone...
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Someone who's obsessed with
like...
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- Sports.
- Sports.
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Exactly.
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We need more Haleys.
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Ow!
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Damn it!
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*HALT AND CATCH FIRE*
Season 04 Episode 04
Title: "Tonya and Nancy"
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Yeah,
the... the best thing
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a-about
a PhD in Library Science
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is I get to call myself
a "bibliothecographer."
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So you were
a photography archivist
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at Chicago Art Institute.
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That-That sounds cool.
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Eh, hypothermic,
actually,
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I survived
exactly one winter.
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I'm a California girl.
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But not in the David Lee Roth
kind of way.
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Can you, uh...
Can you give us an example
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of your methodology?
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For instance,
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how do you organize
your CDs?
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Well, my, um...
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My brother
is really into metal,
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and I helped him
manage his collection.
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I put all of the death metal CDs
on one shelf,
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from the simple bands like
Obituary and Cannibal Corpse
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on the left,
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to melodic and technical death
in the middle,
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eh, followed by death/black
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and grind/death
and death crossovers,
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and then I put
the industrial death,
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folk death, and barely-death,
uh, at the end.
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And... And then, the next shelf
was for black metal,
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uh, through the whole
Norwegian scene,
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like
Mayhem and Burzum,
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through the un-black
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and then the
not-really-black-but-sorta-fits,
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like Cradle of Filth.
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And... Oh, do...
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Um, do you want me
to keep going?
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The-There's Raunchy Power...
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No, that's perfect.
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- Most people just alphabetize.
- Raunchy Power?
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You sure this was
your brother's collection?
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- Uh-huh.
- Okay, one final thing...
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How would you list a website
about "barks"?
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Depends if you mean
dog noise, tree layer,
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root beer...
That's Barq's with a "q"... Or boat.
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Wait.
"B-Bark" is a boat?
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Mm-hmm. Uh, technically,
it's a sailing ship
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with three or more masts.
Huh.
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We don't even know the answer
to our own trick question.
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Dr. Katie Herman,
you are officially hired
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as Comet's
Chief Ontologist.
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Perfect.
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Let's introduce you
to the obsessives.
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Or, as we like
to call them...
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the surfers.
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Every day, we receive
hundreds of e-mails from people
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asking us to add their websites
to our index.
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Plus, we're constantly
on the look-out
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for new sites
to catalogue.
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When a surfer finds a site,
they categorize it
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and add it
to Comet's master list.
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Each group is responsible
for growing the index
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and writing descriptions
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for the top five sites
in each category.
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Yeah, but the problem is,
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is that we started out
with five main topics.
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As new sites pop up,
you know,
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categorizing them becomes
more and more... complicated.
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- Yeah, there's an ontological term for that.
- Yeah... "shit-show."
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All right, let's start
with Entertainment.
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This is Reggie
from Le Video...
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Hi.
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He, uh, impressed Joe
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with his vast knowledge
of French New Wave
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- as well as the canon of John Candy.
- Yeah.
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Oh, did you know
that he played Cliff Murdoch,
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the Announcer in "Rookie of the
Year"...
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- uncredited?
- Really? - Huh.
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- Yeah.
- That's amazing.
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- Really cool, Reggie.
- Take care, all right?
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- See, enthusiasm feeds them.
- Yeah.
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So this is
Lorraine and Po,
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from Tower Records
and City Lights, respectively.
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- Hey. Yo.
- Hi.
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Hey,
where is your comedy geek?
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- That section rocks.
- Good choice.
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That is actually
my daughter Haley,
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who's part of the team,
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when she's not at school.
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- And regional's over here.
- Okay.
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You need a restaurant
recommendation?
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- These are your guys.
- Ahem.
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Not just guys.
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Oh, Risa.
We met on a bus.
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She launched into
a list of restaurant ratings
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that would put Zagat's
to shame.
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FYI, Zagat's
has a new website,
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but the Biz team
scooped us...
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Zagat's is big business,
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it's international,
not regional.
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That's Macky
from Gold's Gym.
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You wouldn't believe it,
but this guy's got an MBA.
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- Hmm.
- Marketing honcho.
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I told Gold's
to launch a website...
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And when
they finally did...
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We scooped it up
from regional.
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Whoo!
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Guys. Well, you could
cross-reference it.
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Yes. Do that.
So, you see our quandary.
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- Yeah.
- Business, Sports...
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- I'm with ya.
- This is our head coder. Ted.
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Oh. He manages the
whole site for us.
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Sorry to interrupt,
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you have a call from
Michael Houseman at AOL.
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Oh, perfect.
Feel free to, uh...
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I'm just... Yeah, I got it.
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- Work your magic.
- I got it covered, yeah.
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Hey, Mike.
Mike, it's Gordon.
252
00:10:32,739 --> 00:10:34,657
If you're calling to bust
my balls about CalNect,
253
00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:35,676
you're a little bit late,
254
00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:37,817
they've already been
busted into oblivion.
255
00:10:38,621 --> 00:10:39,795
I'm sorry to hear that.
256
00:10:39,828 --> 00:10:41,296
Hey, I wanted
to let you know...
257
00:10:41,329 --> 00:10:43,198
AOL is in the market
for a search play.
258
00:10:43,403 --> 00:10:45,033
Oh. We're listening.
259
00:10:45,153 --> 00:10:47,069
Frankly, we're impressed
by what you've got going on
260
00:10:47,102 --> 00:10:48,170
over there at Comet.
261
00:10:48,332 --> 00:10:49,496
Smart, lean.
262
00:10:49,629 --> 00:10:50,965
I don't want to be too forward,
263
00:10:51,013 --> 00:10:54,183
but are you guys entertaining
acquisition offers?
264
00:10:56,912 --> 00:11:00,315
Let me take you
for a ride
265
00:11:03,692 --> 00:11:04,926
Let me take you
for a ride
266
00:11:10,799 --> 00:11:14,981
Let me take you
for a ride
267
00:11:15,106 --> 00:11:17,051
Elevator
268
00:11:17,099 --> 00:11:19,167
God, they've added
editorial descriptions.
269
00:11:19,301 --> 00:11:21,403
Jeez Louise,
that was fast...
270
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,059
How're they doing
their algorithm?
271
00:11:23,107 --> 00:11:25,176
It's not an algorithm,
it's people.
272
00:11:25,246 --> 00:11:26,706
Well,
why can't we do that?
273
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:27,855
Give me Series A,
274
00:11:27,903 --> 00:11:30,943
- I'll hire 40 grunts to write blurbs.
- We're not ready for Series A.
275
00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:32,817
Don't jump the gun.
276
00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:34,869
You sure you need
more of that?
277
00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:37,145
It's the only thing
keeping me alive.
278
00:11:40,789 --> 00:11:43,225
Isn't it a weird coincidence
that we launched
279
00:11:43,258 --> 00:11:45,676
just as Donna's ex-husband
unveiled Comet?
280
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,121
Search was in the ether.
281
00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:49,064
We don't even know how much
they talk to each other.
282
00:11:49,097 --> 00:11:50,902
She just seems tweaked
about the whole thing,
283
00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,575
like she's got a bug up her ass.
284
00:11:52,935 --> 00:11:54,482
All right.
285
00:11:55,302 --> 00:11:57,996
Give me the update.
I want specifics.
286
00:11:58,521 --> 00:12:01,076
Vera's been working on
natural language queries,
287
00:12:01,318 --> 00:12:03,211
trying to make
the computer understand
288
00:12:03,245 --> 00:12:04,442
how humans ask questions.
289
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,896
We only have one coder.
290
00:12:06,048 --> 00:12:07,740
Cecil's the best...
But he's overworked.
291
00:12:07,788 --> 00:12:09,828
- Elliot...
- Dude, it's true. It's not your fault.
292
00:12:09,885 --> 00:12:11,195
But if we could
get him some help...
293
00:12:11,242 --> 00:12:13,537
He's essentially trying to
refine the search algorithm
294
00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:15,310
and improve the crawler.
295
00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:16,857
He can't do both
simultaneously.
296
00:12:16,905 --> 00:12:19,341
Pick which horrible problem
you want me to attack first.
297
00:12:19,494 --> 00:12:20,829
Yeah, hey, the truth is,
298
00:12:20,863 --> 00:12:22,164
we could use
a few more bodies.
299
00:12:22,197 --> 00:12:23,932
Our man here
can do the heavy lifting,
300
00:12:23,966 --> 00:12:25,333
but he's gonna need
some support.
301
00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:27,530
- What we need is Series A...
- Elliot...
302
00:12:27,944 --> 00:12:29,189
You guys are not getting
303
00:12:29,237 --> 00:12:31,545
a Series A term sheet
anytime soon.
304
00:12:33,132 --> 00:12:36,427
Oh, this is exactly
what I was hoping for!
305
00:12:36,576 --> 00:12:38,490
My friend Tori Lowman
had an Airstream,
306
00:12:38,584 --> 00:12:39,782
we used to play in it.
307
00:12:39,869 --> 00:12:41,177
Yeah?
308
00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:42,574
What would you play?
309
00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:44,654
Airstream.
310
00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:47,022
So you're planning on
a cross-country trip?
311
00:12:47,055 --> 00:12:49,224
No, I just bought
a-a piece of land,
312
00:12:49,326 --> 00:12:51,403
and I need
something over my head
313
00:12:51,451 --> 00:12:53,216
before I build something
more permanent.
314
00:12:53,363 --> 00:12:55,499
Oh! Yeah? Where's the land?
315
00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:57,732
Uh, just west of Bonny Doon.
Ooh, that's so pretty.
316
00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,365
- I know.
- Yeah.
317
00:12:59,466 --> 00:13:01,654
Um, well, my husband,
Lenny, and I,
318
00:13:01,702 --> 00:13:04,129
we... bought this old sweetheart
for our honeymoon.
319
00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:06,529
And, uh,
she's a real jewel.
320
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,670
Mm-hmm.
321
00:13:07,718 --> 00:13:09,316
So, how often
do you get up there?
322
00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:11,318
- We've only been once.
- Mm-hmm.
323
00:13:11,446 --> 00:13:14,917
- But we're hoping to make it more often.
- Yeah.
324
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,484
Okay.
325
00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:18,286
Well, go on.
326
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,646
Go on inside.
It's nice and cozy.
327
00:13:20,694 --> 00:13:23,209
And the bed's
pretty comfortable, too.
328
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,748
Oh, my God!
329
00:13:28,263 --> 00:13:30,021
This is perfect!
330
00:13:30,255 --> 00:13:32,505
It's... uh...
331
00:13:32,703 --> 00:13:34,372
It's "cozy."
332
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:38,894
Yeah.
333
00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:46,683
So... AOL, huh?
334
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,425
Yeah.
335
00:13:48,808 --> 00:13:51,683
You really ready to be
a company man again?
336
00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,521
If the money...
Money's good enough,
337
00:13:53,555 --> 00:13:54,823
I might take the buy-out.
338
00:13:54,857 --> 00:13:56,358
Do something else.
339
00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:58,560
- You might.
- Yeah.
340
00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:02,130
Lydia said to try it out...
341
00:14:02,164 --> 00:14:04,650
so let's try it out.
342
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,835
Oh.
343
00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:11,940
Promise me that,
344
00:14:12,163 --> 00:14:14,897
whatever the offer is,
you'll consider it.
345
00:14:16,304 --> 00:14:18,530
I kinda think
you should take it.
346
00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:23,351
Because our
business model won't scale?
347
00:14:23,859 --> 00:14:25,546
- What?
- No.
348
00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,585
Because...
349
00:14:27,985 --> 00:14:31,405
then you can spend
all that free time with me.
350
00:14:32,427 --> 00:14:35,491
Besides, I know you're all about
the human touch.
351
00:14:37,194 --> 00:14:39,702
Does this "long, long trailer"
mean you're moving out?
352
00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:43,161
No.
353
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,406
This is for us.
354
00:14:44,439 --> 00:14:46,921
We'll have all this room
to just...
355
00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:49,211
do whatever we want.
356
00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:55,101
Mmmmm.
357
00:15:01,957 --> 00:15:04,530
- I know what I want to do.
- Okay, let's stop.
358
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:08,263
All right, Lydia.
359
00:15:08,421 --> 00:15:11,140
And it worked
for her and Lenny
360
00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:12,397
for all these years.
361
00:15:14,804 --> 00:15:17,155
Are you trying to make
an honest Lenny out of me?
362
00:15:19,813 --> 00:15:25,718
I am trying to buy
this, here, jewel...
363
00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:30,118
and sweep you away
to a magical land.
364
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,506
I'm gonna make an offer.
365
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:09,424
Spitting in a wishing well
366
00:16:09,457 --> 00:16:10,625
Blown to hell
367
00:16:10,658 --> 00:16:12,060
Crash
368
00:16:12,094 --> 00:16:13,168
On the last splash
369
00:16:17,032 --> 00:16:18,000
Want you
370
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,167
Koo koo
371
00:16:19,201 --> 00:16:20,102
Cannonball
372
00:16:21,303 --> 00:16:22,304
Want you
373
00:16:22,337 --> 00:16:23,471
Koo koo
374
00:16:23,505 --> 00:16:25,440
Cannonball
375
00:16:25,473 --> 00:16:27,315
Hey now
In the shade
376
00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:29,477
In the shade
377
00:16:41,589 --> 00:16:43,371
Mom...? Are we going?
378
00:16:44,644 --> 00:16:46,113
Mom?
379
00:16:52,988 --> 00:16:54,236
You don't look ready.
380
00:16:54,269 --> 00:16:55,337
I know, baby.
381
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:56,933
I just...
382
00:16:57,123 --> 00:16:59,325
I don't know
if I'm up for it tonight.
383
00:16:59,374 --> 00:17:01,610
But you love girls' night out.
I do love it.
384
00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:03,832
I just thought maybe
385
00:17:03,977 --> 00:17:06,308
we could have
girls' night in this time?
386
00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:08,718
Is it work?
387
00:17:09,621 --> 00:17:11,586
I know it's weird
to talk about it.
388
00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:13,457
Uh, no, honey.
389
00:17:13,527 --> 00:17:15,973
We can
talk about whatever you want.
390
00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:19,519
And, yeah,
391
00:17:20,277 --> 00:17:22,433
we've been
having some trouble.
392
00:17:23,441 --> 00:17:24,599
With Rover?
393
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,004
Uh-huh.
394
00:17:27,052 --> 00:17:28,402
Well,
I'm sure it'll be awesome.
395
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,918
I mean,
Cam said she liked it.
396
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:34,051
When did Cameron say
she liked Rover?
397
00:17:34,162 --> 00:17:36,999
Um, I don't know,
like a couple months ago?
398
00:17:37,094 --> 00:17:40,207
Uh, she said the algorithm
was "clever."
399
00:17:41,054 --> 00:17:43,090
You know what's
really clever
400
00:17:43,285 --> 00:17:45,553
is your
Richard Pryor blurb.
401
00:17:46,428 --> 00:17:48,063
Thanks.
402
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:55,509
The truth is, baby,
you are kicking our ass.
403
00:17:56,174 --> 00:17:57,743
Well, you're right,
404
00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:59,485
work is just so exhausting.
405
00:17:59,602 --> 00:18:01,259
So, we should just relax.
406
00:18:01,336 --> 00:18:02,670
Yes.
407
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,415
How about
we order take-out?
408
00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:05,840
Oh, yeah,
can we get Chinese?
409
00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:07,542
Yeah.
I love potstickers!
410
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,244
Why are you wearing that?
411
00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:10,578
We're gonna order
Chinese food.
412
00:18:10,612 --> 00:18:12,665
Oh. Hella gross.
413
00:18:13,071 --> 00:18:14,816
MSG makes me bloat,
414
00:18:15,141 --> 00:18:16,266
just order pizza.
415
00:18:16,314 --> 00:18:17,399
Hey, Joanie!
416
00:18:17,447 --> 00:18:19,070
Your sister
was watching cartoons...
417
00:18:19,118 --> 00:18:21,341
Mom, Jesus,
it's not just cartoons...
418
00:18:21,389 --> 00:18:24,359
She doesn't mind.
Right?
419
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:25,907
Yeah.
420
00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:28,097
Watch whatever you want.
And pizza's fine.
421
00:18:28,196 --> 00:18:31,094
No, well, honey, what about,
you know, potstickers?
422
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:32,610
I'm actually
not that hungry.
423
00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:42,677
Cameron "Howe-to"...
424
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,881
Mm.
425
00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:48,316
Go! Go!
426
00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:49,551
I don't get it.
427
00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:51,153
Well,
it's not one of my best.
428
00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:54,222
After the glow
429
00:18:54,256 --> 00:18:55,673
Ta-da! The scene,
the stage, the set
430
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,377
Hey!
431
00:18:57,425 --> 00:18:59,065
Talk becomes slow
432
00:18:59,113 --> 00:19:00,922
But there's one thing I'll never forget
Cool.
433
00:19:00,969 --> 00:19:02,264
Looks good.
434
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:05,685
Hey,
you gotta pay your dues
435
00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:08,169
Before you pay the rent Joe,
will you help me with the food?
436
00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:09,785
Yeah.
437
00:19:10,472 --> 00:19:11,839
Over the turnstile
Yeah.
438
00:19:11,873 --> 00:19:14,842
Turn out in the traffic
439
00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:16,444
Hey,
I'm sorry we're so late.
440
00:19:16,478 --> 00:19:18,995
The traffic was...
Did the number come in?
441
00:19:19,181 --> 00:19:20,925
Uh, three million.
442
00:19:21,073 --> 00:19:22,698
Um...
443
00:19:23,185 --> 00:19:24,786
That's... pretty good.
444
00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:28,280
We passed.
445
00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:30,518
I-It's, uh, encouraging
446
00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:32,948
to get the interest
so early on, you know.
447
00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:34,697
We're gonna try
the VC route.
448
00:19:34,745 --> 00:19:36,564
A couple firms
are poking around.
449
00:19:37,332 --> 00:19:39,612
Hey, listen, are you still
sleeping over tonight,
450
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:41,703
or do you have
to take Gordon home now?
451
00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:44,372
No, Bos is gonna
drive him back.
452
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,284
Okay.
453
00:19:46,589 --> 00:19:48,410
Okay?
Okay.
454
00:19:48,443 --> 00:19:51,646
If I could settle down
455
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:54,050
I wouldn't miss
my first night
456
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:56,643
in Lydia and Lenny's
Honeymoon Hotbed.
457
00:20:02,145 --> 00:20:03,409
Yeah, well...
458
00:20:03,622 --> 00:20:05,460
They seem to
be doing all right.
459
00:20:05,493 --> 00:20:07,695
Well...
460
00:20:07,925 --> 00:20:10,265
as of tonight,
461
00:20:10,612 --> 00:20:13,820
I'm officially giving them
the benefit of the doubt.
462
00:20:14,495 --> 00:20:15,937
So how you doin'?
463
00:20:16,112 --> 00:20:19,274
Well, Rover's comin' along.
464
00:20:21,526 --> 00:20:23,135
Yeah, and that other thing?
465
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:27,949
Yeah, well,
I'm happy to report
466
00:20:27,982 --> 00:20:30,718
I'm digging myself
out of that particular hole.
467
00:20:31,526 --> 00:20:33,925
Probably sounded
a lot worse than it was.
468
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:37,259
Gordon, I... I didn't mean
to come at you like that,
469
00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:38,960
and I feel shitty
about the whole thing.
470
00:20:38,993 --> 00:20:41,604
Bos, Bos, come on.
Don't sweat it.
471
00:20:41,729 --> 00:20:44,766
Out on my skateboard,
the night is just hummin'
472
00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:47,221
Well,
I heard AOL is gonna...
473
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:49,395
Gonna make you an offer.
474
00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:51,659
I'll follow
if my Walkman fades
475
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,375
Are you gonna take it?
476
00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:55,877
Now, how did you hear
about that?
477
00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:57,245
Cam.
478
00:20:57,495 --> 00:20:58,643
Oh.
479
00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,382
Yeah, right.
480
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:02,198
Eh...
481
00:21:02,448 --> 00:21:05,456
turns out they low-balled
the hell out of us at three mil.
482
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,307
They're in a buying frenzy
right now.
483
00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:11,596
Me and Joe want to play
this thing out, so...
484
00:21:12,048 --> 00:21:13,301
Yeah.
485
00:21:17,599 --> 00:21:19,667
So when did you go
all Hells Angels on us?
486
00:21:19,701 --> 00:21:21,436
Oh, come on.
It was a baby Honda!
487
00:21:21,469 --> 00:21:23,405
Hmm. It was technically
a dirt bike.
488
00:21:23,438 --> 00:21:25,039
Hmm.
More like a Space Bike.
489
00:21:25,072 --> 00:21:26,408
"A Space Bike."
490
00:21:26,441 --> 00:21:27,842
Shut up!
491
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,160
Anyway,
I don't have one anymore.
492
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,931
- I drive a truck now, so...
- Yeah. A Space Truck.
493
00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:38,286
- Okay.
- Space Truck.
494
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,560
You guys want another beer?
Let's have one more.
495
00:21:40,755 --> 00:21:44,229
No, some of us gotta drive.
Come on.
496
00:21:44,277 --> 00:21:46,794
- Gordon, you don't have to drive.
- I wish...
497
00:21:46,828 --> 00:21:48,887
- Come on.
- But I'm beat.
498
00:21:49,831 --> 00:21:51,066
Shall we, Bos?
499
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:53,191
I think we gotta roll.
500
00:21:53,868 --> 00:21:55,125
Come on.
501
00:21:56,471 --> 00:21:58,573
Well, All right,
this was good to see you, man.
502
00:21:58,606 --> 00:22:00,723
Good to see you, too.
503
00:22:01,075 --> 00:22:02,944
Yeah.
504
00:22:03,027 --> 00:22:04,512
Yeah, I'll walk you out.
505
00:22:04,546 --> 00:22:06,348
- Okay.
- All right, Gordon.
506
00:22:06,396 --> 00:22:08,574
- Thanks for the lift out. I'll see you soon.
- Yeah, yeah.
507
00:22:08,621 --> 00:22:10,852
- Well, thanks for coming by.
- Sure. Yep. Yep.
508
00:22:11,059 --> 00:22:12,554
Good to see you.
509
00:22:14,263 --> 00:22:16,723
- Thanks for the help with the lights!
- Yeah.
510
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,666
Joe?
511
00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:38,547
Hey, this
girl here, this Tanya,
512
00:23:38,655 --> 00:23:40,390
much nicer
than that Harding girl.
513
00:23:40,542 --> 00:23:42,610
My name has been
forever sullied
514
00:23:42,644 --> 00:23:44,328
by a man named
"Gillooly."
515
00:23:44,402 --> 00:23:47,071
Hey, let's get a little
adventurous, shall we?
516
00:23:47,214 --> 00:23:50,445
Um... let's try some uni?
517
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,720
- Yes.
- Yes.
518
00:23:53,313 --> 00:23:55,457
I wanted
to talk to you about Cecil.
519
00:23:55,656 --> 00:23:58,192
He's still having trouble
with whole pages.
520
00:23:58,508 --> 00:23:59,761
He's had a month.
521
00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:01,367
Maybe he's not the guy.
522
00:24:01,428 --> 00:24:03,484
Well, it's gonna be a little
hard to get rid of him.
523
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,633
He's a founding member
of the team,
524
00:24:05,805 --> 00:24:07,508
CTO and all.
525
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,571
So the new kid's helping out
with the grunt work,
526
00:24:09,618 --> 00:24:13,306
but... Cecil still can't handle
the programming challenge.
527
00:24:14,642 --> 00:24:15,836
Ooh!
Enjoy.
528
00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:17,141
Here.
529
00:24:17,679 --> 00:24:19,714
You're gonna
want to try this, dude.
530
00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:21,029
Yeah.
531
00:24:21,399 --> 00:24:23,374
This is some old
Japanese soul food.
532
00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:24,919
You're gonna like this.
533
00:24:28,328 --> 00:24:30,156
I wanted to ask you
about something, too.
534
00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:34,242
Um, I heard that AOL
535
00:24:34,352 --> 00:24:35,797
is interested
in a search play.
536
00:24:36,698 --> 00:24:39,200
It might be a way
outta this whole mess.
537
00:24:39,531 --> 00:24:42,136
Look,
I-I'll be the first to admit
538
00:24:42,477 --> 00:24:45,072
that I don't know the ins
and the outs of the code.
539
00:24:45,156 --> 00:24:47,575
But when it comes to buying
and selling companies,
540
00:24:47,609 --> 00:24:49,883
you could say
that's my bailiwick.
541
00:24:51,266 --> 00:24:53,141
How much do you think
we could get?
542
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:57,094
My man says upwards
of three million.
543
00:24:57,766 --> 00:25:00,430
Okay, we have to pay off
the angel investors...
544
00:25:00,478 --> 00:25:01,746
Yeah, we'll do all right.
545
00:25:01,794 --> 00:25:03,896
We'll do all right,
about 400K apiece.
546
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,537
But the team...
547
00:25:06,585 --> 00:25:08,852
They split almost
$1 million in cash.
548
00:25:08,963 --> 00:25:11,391
Now that's pretty good
for a bunch of young upstarts.
549
00:25:11,508 --> 00:25:13,017
- But there's three of them.
- No, I know.
550
00:25:13,064 --> 00:25:14,103
- This idea... I really just don't
think... It's... - Look, it's...
551
00:25:14,150 --> 00:25:15,578
I-it's still
nothing to sneeze at.
552
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,930
Hell, it's a win for you,
553
00:25:18,005 --> 00:25:20,617
it sets you up great
for your next thing.
554
00:25:20,908 --> 00:25:23,511
Besides, the sad truth is,
555
00:25:23,545 --> 00:25:25,951
anyone done a search with us
leaves underwhelmed.
556
00:25:25,999 --> 00:25:27,568
Huh?
557
00:25:28,086 --> 00:25:30,141
The top search on Rover
is "sex."
558
00:25:30,189 --> 00:25:33,750
The second most
popular search... is "Comet."
559
00:25:37,109 --> 00:25:40,078
The most popular word being
searched on Rover is "sex."
560
00:25:40,227 --> 00:25:42,297
The second most popular word
is "Comet."
561
00:25:42,406 --> 00:25:45,086
You should get a call
in the next day.
562
00:25:45,773 --> 00:25:48,586
Expect the offer
to be around $3 million.
563
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:55,859
Can I assume that
Bos speaks for the both of you?
564
00:25:57,779 --> 00:26:00,430
Bos,
you have a lot of wisdom
565
00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:01,983
when it comes to sales.
566
00:26:04,141 --> 00:26:05,820
But we can't get out now.
567
00:26:05,953 --> 00:26:07,889
We have
a winning play here.
568
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:10,725
Our algorithm-based system
has a half dozen copycats.
569
00:26:10,844 --> 00:26:12,539
Comet doesn't. Why?
570
00:26:12,727 --> 00:26:14,360
Because web growth
is projected to double
571
00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:15,491
by the end of this year,
572
00:26:15,539 --> 00:26:17,055
triple by the close of '95.
573
00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:19,462
The competition is exactly
the reason to get out now.
574
00:26:19,510 --> 00:26:21,056
We don't have
the right damn programmer...
575
00:26:21,103 --> 00:26:23,540
You said
we don't make "small plays."
576
00:26:24,055 --> 00:26:25,907
We take "big swings."
577
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:28,710
What I know, in my guts,
578
00:26:28,885 --> 00:26:30,282
is that search is poised
579
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:32,279
to be
a billion-dollar business.
580
00:26:40,590 --> 00:26:44,744
I don't care
who you run into on the golf course,
581
00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:48,566
you don't discuss my assets
with anyone but me.
582
00:26:48,863 --> 00:26:50,064
If the path to victory
583
00:26:50,097 --> 00:26:51,910
requires a change
in the Rover leadership,
584
00:26:51,981 --> 00:26:53,067
we can discuss that.
585
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:56,570
But, in the meantime,
have some grit.
586
00:26:59,807 --> 00:27:03,707
I told you to come in here
and present a united front.
587
00:27:03,811 --> 00:27:07,683
Don't come
whining to the boss.
588
00:27:08,449 --> 00:27:11,800
This is 101 bullshit.
589
00:27:12,324 --> 00:27:14,574
Do better. Both of you.
590
00:27:14,957 --> 00:27:17,158
And when you
walk out that door,
591
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:20,828
I want to see you head
in the same damn direction.
592
00:27:30,004 --> 00:27:31,855
Well, thanks for
having my back in there.
593
00:27:31,973 --> 00:27:35,342
You owe $326,000
to First National Bank.
594
00:27:35,457 --> 00:27:37,519
Hey. I've known since November.
595
00:27:37,707 --> 00:27:39,899
You've been running off bank
paperwork in the copy room
596
00:27:39,947 --> 00:27:41,282
like it's your home office.
597
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,316
You missed a sheet.
Hey, wait a minute...
598
00:27:43,432 --> 00:27:45,367
Hey, listen,
I see what you're up to.
599
00:27:45,605 --> 00:27:47,597
You want to unload Rover
to the first buyer
600
00:27:47,683 --> 00:27:49,222
so you can get
a quick windfall.
601
00:27:49,332 --> 00:27:52,059
Oh, but you... The
long-game, Series A...
602
00:27:52,273 --> 00:27:54,508
That won't
solve your problem.
603
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,761
I haven't breathed a word
about this.
604
00:27:56,866 --> 00:27:58,468
And I'm not going to.
605
00:27:58,964 --> 00:28:00,902
Because I have your back.
606
00:28:01,082 --> 00:28:03,170
I just wish you had ours.
607
00:28:06,668 --> 00:28:08,105
Dudes, got one!
608
00:28:08,207 --> 00:28:09,343
- Whoo!
- Aooga!!
609
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:12,401
Seriously, guys,
610
00:28:12,449 --> 00:28:15,636
Gladwell, Bristol
is the perfect fit.
611
00:28:15,732 --> 00:28:17,901
- Got one!
- Yay, us!
612
00:28:18,816 --> 00:28:20,183
What is up?
613
00:28:20,402 --> 00:28:22,363
It's our weekly
website indexing contest,
614
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,792
the team with the most sites
by the end of Friday wins.
615
00:28:24,826 --> 00:28:26,153
- Go, go, go!
- Hey. 2-minute warning.
616
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,402
- We're close?
- Neck and neck. Haley's in the mix.
617
00:28:28,506 --> 00:28:30,855
- We should get down there.
- Come on.
618
00:28:30,932 --> 00:28:33,367
So we used to cluster
the groups by topic,
619
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,036
but our Chief Ontologist
found that it
620
00:28:35,069 --> 00:28:37,027
boosted productivity
to share info,
621
00:28:37,171 --> 00:28:39,473
so she's put the teams
into seven master groups.
622
00:28:39,589 --> 00:28:41,743
- Got one!
- Aooga!!
623
00:28:41,816 --> 00:28:44,211
Oh! All right!
624
00:28:44,402 --> 00:28:46,027
All right,
they're inching up.
625
00:28:46,207 --> 00:28:48,315
Come on, Mrs. Doubtfire,
you know what's at stake.
626
00:28:48,363 --> 00:28:49,950
Research the web
like it's 1989!
627
00:28:49,998 --> 00:28:52,133
- I got one!
- Yay us!
628
00:28:52,324 --> 00:28:54,246
Yes!
Step it up, burners.
629
00:28:54,294 --> 00:28:55,425
Make Fonda proud.
630
00:28:55,473 --> 00:28:56,924
Dudes, got one!
631
00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:58,826
Aooga!!
632
00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:00,895
Oh, it is on, burners!
633
00:29:00,943 --> 00:29:03,152
They seem pretty fired up.
What's the grand prize?
634
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:04,799
- Olympic Gold?
- Better.
635
00:29:04,832 --> 00:29:06,200
Okay, we don't have much time.
636
00:29:06,233 --> 00:29:07,271
We're almost there.
637
00:29:07,319 --> 00:29:08,802
We almost find out
who the victor is.
638
00:29:08,936 --> 00:29:10,872
- Oh!
- Yay, us!
639
00:29:10,905 --> 00:29:12,206
Oh! It is so close.
640
00:29:12,239 --> 00:29:14,536
- Got one!
- Aooga!!
641
00:29:14,698 --> 00:29:16,614
Go! Oh! Okay, we're there!
642
00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:19,065
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
643
00:29:19,413 --> 00:29:21,182
I just logged
a Rosie O'Donnell site!
644
00:29:26,553 --> 00:29:28,189
All right!
645
00:29:28,222 --> 00:29:30,391
Wait. No. No, no, no.
Put me down.
646
00:29:30,513 --> 00:29:33,146
All right. Surfboard!
647
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,505
Yay! Surfboard!
648
00:29:34,614 --> 00:29:36,864
Whoo!
649
00:29:37,263 --> 00:29:38,566
Thank you very much.
650
00:29:38,614 --> 00:29:40,630
Hey, Dad... Hey, Dad...
Come over here!
651
00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:42,528
Are you sure
it's not your turn?
652
00:29:42,715 --> 00:29:43,966
Definitely not.
653
00:29:45,811 --> 00:29:47,513
All right.
654
00:29:47,942 --> 00:29:49,443
All right!
655
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,945
You ready?
656
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,282
All right, calm down!
657
00:29:57,985 --> 00:29:59,053
Aah!
658
00:30:13,134 --> 00:30:15,481
That girl thinks she's
the queen of the neighborhood
659
00:30:16,938 --> 00:30:20,374
She's got
the hottest trike in town
660
00:30:20,755 --> 00:30:23,845
That girl,
she holds her head up so high
661
00:30:23,878 --> 00:30:27,216
I think I want to be
her best friend, yeah
662
00:30:27,429 --> 00:30:30,802
Rebel girl, rebel girl
663
00:30:30,903 --> 00:30:32,219
Stupid piece of shit.
664
00:30:32,253 --> 00:30:34,155
Rebel girl,
you are the queen of my world
665
00:30:34,325 --> 00:30:36,023
Rebel girl, rebel girl
666
00:30:36,057 --> 00:30:37,892
Turn off!
667
00:30:40,361 --> 00:30:41,996
Ohh!
668
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,569
When she walks,
the revolution's coming
669
00:30:48,602 --> 00:30:52,039
In her kiss,
I taste the revolution!
670
00:30:52,073 --> 00:30:55,509
Rebel girl, rebel girl
671
00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:59,013
Rebel girl,
you are the queen of my world
672
00:30:59,046 --> 00:31:01,949
Rebel girl, rebel girl
673
00:31:01,983 --> 00:31:03,550
I know
I want to take you home
674
00:31:03,584 --> 00:31:07,121
I wanna
try on your clothes, uh
675
00:31:11,492 --> 00:31:14,996
Rebel girl, rebel girl
676
00:31:15,029 --> 00:31:17,498
Rebel girl,
you are the queen of my world
677
00:31:17,531 --> 00:31:19,433
Love you like a sister
always
678
00:31:19,466 --> 00:31:21,535
Soul sister, rebel girl
679
00:31:21,568 --> 00:31:23,237
Come and be my best friend
680
00:31:23,270 --> 00:31:25,239
Really, rebel girl
681
00:31:25,272 --> 00:31:26,407
I really like you
682
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,142
God damn!
683
00:31:28,175 --> 00:31:30,011
I really wanna be
your best friend
684
00:31:30,044 --> 00:31:31,661
Be my rebel girl
685
00:31:47,361 --> 00:31:48,595
What are you doing?
686
00:31:48,629 --> 00:31:50,364
Skating is coming on.
687
00:31:50,397 --> 00:31:52,350
It's Tonya and Nancy,
and all of America is watching,
688
00:31:52,397 --> 00:31:53,534
so I want to see what happens.
I was watching "Real World,"
689
00:31:53,567 --> 00:31:55,355
and it's the episode
where David gets kicked off
690
00:31:55,402 --> 00:31:57,047
for pulling the sheets off of
Tami... Oh, my God. Who cares?
691
00:31:57,094 --> 00:31:58,679
It's not even "real."
Girls, can you please?
692
00:31:58,726 --> 00:32:00,207
I read something online
693
00:32:00,241 --> 00:32:01,408
that said they generate
all the drama.
694
00:32:01,442 --> 00:32:02,726
Kind of like you.
695
00:32:03,328 --> 00:32:04,578
What is that?
696
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:06,656
It's a golden surfboard.
697
00:32:06,704 --> 00:32:08,593
Yeah,
why do you have that?
698
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,952
Honey,
where did you get that?
699
00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:12,431
Well, it's from Comet.
700
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,710
And I know it's weird
to have a Comet trophy
701
00:32:14,765 --> 00:32:16,570
when you're working so hard
on Rover...
702
00:32:16,618 --> 00:32:17,655
No.
703
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:19,093
Why does it say
"Potstickers"?
704
00:32:19,126 --> 00:32:20,570
Because I won it!
705
00:32:21,295 --> 00:32:24,031
Risa was doing a write-up
for the Benihana website,
706
00:32:24,079 --> 00:32:25,764
and I told her
that I love potstickers
707
00:32:25,812 --> 00:32:28,437
so she named our team
Potstickers, and today we won.
708
00:32:28,523 --> 00:32:30,062
And we kicked
Feel the Burn's ass!
709
00:32:30,133 --> 00:32:32,585
And everyone cheered, and they
played this crazy surfer music,
710
00:32:32,706 --> 00:32:34,976
and I got to throw the
ceremonial pie in Dad's face!
711
00:32:35,024 --> 00:32:35,873
What?!
712
00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,311
I know! It was amazing!
713
00:32:38,563 --> 00:32:40,599
Okay,
Nancy's about to warm up.
714
00:32:40,699 --> 00:32:43,537
You're my sister,
and I know deep in your heart
715
00:32:43,585 --> 00:32:46,358
you want to watch this major
cultural event and eat ice cream
716
00:32:46,406 --> 00:32:48,655
and not just smoke disgusting
cigarettes... Shut up!
717
00:32:48,689 --> 00:32:50,164
- And scowl at everyone.
- Um...
718
00:32:50,212 --> 00:32:51,881
- Come on. Mom, come on.
- Okay.
719
00:32:52,059 --> 00:32:55,362
And nothing is going to
hold her back.
720
00:32:55,396 --> 00:32:58,039
Well, all right.
Okay.
721
00:32:58,122 --> 00:33:00,562
I-I wish I got to throw a pie
in Dad's face.
722
00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,585
Yeah, you and me both.
723
00:33:03,445 --> 00:33:05,372
- Ooh, sassy.
- All right.
724
00:33:05,406 --> 00:33:08,132
- What'd I miss?
- Go, Nancy.
725
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:10,828
How fast do you think
they're going?
726
00:33:11,242 --> 00:33:12,953
- Hey, can you see okay?
- Yeah.
727
00:33:13,001 --> 00:33:15,100
I've got a perfect view
of the crust of Cool Whip
728
00:33:15,148 --> 00:33:17,051
- behind your ear.
- What?
729
00:33:17,651 --> 00:33:19,046
Here.
730
00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:20,968
I got it. I got it.
Don't worry about it.
731
00:33:21,074 --> 00:33:22,276
- Who is gonna top that?
- It's good.
732
00:33:22,323 --> 00:33:23,690
Now I'm even more nervous.
733
00:33:23,724 --> 00:33:25,804
Oh, hey! I didn't know
you were coming home.
734
00:33:25,852 --> 00:33:27,080
You wanna join us?
735
00:33:27,128 --> 00:33:29,208
- Uh...
- Now this first jump is a triple flip.
736
00:33:29,835 --> 00:33:31,796
Oh, she doubles.
I got to take a shower.
737
00:33:31,903 --> 00:33:33,304
- Hi.
- Bye.
738
00:33:33,353 --> 00:33:34,755
Uh...
739
00:33:34,803 --> 00:33:36,371
You know what?
She's a fighter.
740
00:33:36,419 --> 00:33:38,022
If I know her, she's gonna
fight for every triple
741
00:33:38,069 --> 00:33:39,671
from here on out.
Hey, what happened?
742
00:33:39,824 --> 00:33:41,192
I'm sorry.
743
00:33:41,357 --> 00:33:42,525
I...
744
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,460
I'll tell you later.
745
00:33:44,724 --> 00:33:46,312
I didn't mean to barge in.
746
00:33:46,422 --> 00:33:48,191
No, not at all.
I, um...
747
00:33:48,546 --> 00:33:50,812
I wanted to introduce you
to everyone.
748
00:33:51,007 --> 00:33:53,070
Hey, we need a tie-breaker.
749
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,222
Are you Team Nancy
or Team Tonya?
750
00:33:55,256 --> 00:33:56,490
A very difficult combination.
751
00:33:56,523 --> 00:33:58,092
Triple toe loop.
Are those skater people?
752
00:33:58,125 --> 00:33:59,626
And another!
753
00:34:01,628 --> 00:34:03,297
I'm just gonna go to bed.
754
00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:06,109
Into the program
only three minutes.
755
00:34:06,215 --> 00:34:07,587
Now going into
the hardest triple...
756
00:34:07,634 --> 00:34:09,320
A triple lutz.
757
00:34:15,225 --> 00:34:17,492
You know, the next time
you hear a drip...
758
00:34:17,796 --> 00:34:19,187
Damn it!
759
00:34:19,383 --> 00:34:20,867
You might want to try
a gentler approach.
760
00:34:25,334 --> 00:34:26,726
Ow! Ow.
761
00:34:26,853 --> 00:34:29,976
I know how this looks,
by the way.
762
00:34:30,124 --> 00:34:34,695
Like I'm having some pathetic,
early mid-life crisis.
763
00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:38,232
Got the bike, the truck,
the trailer.
764
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:42,069
No. No, on the contrary.
765
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:46,573
Actually, no,
you took a risk,
766
00:34:46,757 --> 00:34:48,775
you got out of your
"comfort zone."
767
00:34:49,031 --> 00:34:50,211
I'm proud of you.
768
00:34:51,645 --> 00:34:53,147
Right.
769
00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:55,079
My new home
got stuck in the mud.
770
00:34:55,149 --> 00:34:57,766
Yeah, well,
happens to the best of us.
771
00:34:57,814 --> 00:34:59,286
There's no shame
in asking for a little help
772
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,321
now and again.
773
00:35:05,775 --> 00:35:08,204
How do you know
how to do all this anyway?
774
00:35:08,395 --> 00:35:10,697
You come from a long line
of trailer folk?
775
00:35:12,566 --> 00:35:16,744
Well, truly,
that ain't far off.
776
00:35:17,404 --> 00:35:19,340
Here.
Why don't you keep this.
777
00:35:19,439 --> 00:35:21,275
You never know
when it's gonna come in handy.
778
00:35:25,908 --> 00:35:27,056
You want a drink?
779
00:35:27,281 --> 00:35:28,538
Nope.
780
00:35:29,197 --> 00:35:30,517
I'm good.
781
00:35:30,845 --> 00:35:32,369
But you could
run out to my truck
782
00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:35,939
and, on the seat,
there's my tool bag.
783
00:35:36,190 --> 00:35:37,858
Grab me the plumber's putty
out of there.
784
00:35:37,891 --> 00:35:39,393
- Little can.
- Okay.
785
00:35:39,488 --> 00:35:40,856
Thanks.
786
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:16,494
I'm dirtying up
your nail file...
787
00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,033
or brush thing...
788
00:36:20,223 --> 00:36:21,892
or whatever you...
789
00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:24,738
I couldn't find it.
790
00:36:26,307 --> 00:36:28,072
Hey, how's your boat?
791
00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:38,400
Well, I liquidated
whatever I could,
792
00:36:39,017 --> 00:36:41,174
zeroed out my IRA.
793
00:36:41,422 --> 00:36:42,889
I was ready to auction off
all the furniture.
794
00:36:42,923 --> 00:36:44,525
But I thought...
795
00:36:44,814 --> 00:36:46,197
Well,
I thought Diane might notice
796
00:36:46,299 --> 00:36:50,331
if her antique buffet
turned up missing.
797
00:36:53,525 --> 00:36:55,330
It could work out.
798
00:36:56,494 --> 00:36:58,260
Rover might succeed.
799
00:36:58,939 --> 00:37:00,556
No, I looked at it
a couple months ago,
800
00:37:00,604 --> 00:37:04,650
it wasn't there yet.
But... I liked the model.
801
00:37:04,869 --> 00:37:07,158
Our programmer's been banging his
head against the wall for months
802
00:37:07,205 --> 00:37:09,299
trying to refine
that algorithm.
803
00:37:09,883 --> 00:37:11,439
And Donna won't sell it.
804
00:37:14,502 --> 00:37:15,908
I recognize the signs,
805
00:37:15,970 --> 00:37:17,958
this thing
is gonna die on the vine.
806
00:37:18,225 --> 00:37:19,727
I mean...
807
00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:23,662
We're screwed.
808
00:37:24,698 --> 00:37:26,233
We're so screwed,
809
00:37:26,267 --> 00:37:27,508
the light from screwed
810
00:37:27,556 --> 00:37:29,570
gonna take a thousand years
to reach us.
811
00:37:30,929 --> 00:37:32,531
Wait, how screwed are you?
812
00:37:37,611 --> 00:37:39,455
We don't got the leadership,
813
00:37:40,072 --> 00:37:42,316
we don't got that algorithm,
814
00:37:42,502 --> 00:37:44,791
and we don't got that talent.
815
00:37:45,658 --> 00:37:47,791
In a word, darlin',
816
00:37:48,728 --> 00:37:49,908
we don't got you.
817
00:37:56,603 --> 00:37:58,399
What part is he stuck on?
818
00:38:02,903 --> 00:38:04,900
I'm just saying,
Dr. Katie Herman
819
00:38:04,947 --> 00:38:07,978
gives you a lot of
ontological attention.
820
00:38:08,798 --> 00:38:10,633
Yeah. She's friendly.
821
00:38:10,681 --> 00:38:13,213
Oh-ho!
Nice scratch.
822
00:38:13,414 --> 00:38:14,963
She's not friendly
with me.
823
00:38:15,135 --> 00:38:16,717
Yeah, well,
824
00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:19,095
how are things with you
and Dr. Cameron Howe?
825
00:38:19,236 --> 00:38:21,744
Must be pretty snug out there
in that Airstream.
826
00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:24,361
Like two giants
living in a thimble.
827
00:38:30,762 --> 00:38:31,762
So close.
828
00:38:31,865 --> 00:38:33,332
Excellent try.
829
00:38:33,467 --> 00:38:35,602
So, it's... it's good.
She's, um...
830
00:38:37,043 --> 00:38:38,231
She's looking for something,
831
00:38:38,279 --> 00:38:40,442
and I don't think she's gonna
find it in no man's land.
832
00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:42,518
But, um....
833
00:38:42,732 --> 00:38:48,472
I feel bad,
because she's so into it, but...
834
00:38:50,449 --> 00:38:52,739
I hate it out there.
835
00:38:52,986 --> 00:38:55,556
And I can't stop thinking about
click beetles.
836
00:38:57,473 --> 00:38:58,926
What's a click beetle?
837
00:38:59,184 --> 00:39:01,328
You call yourself
an outdoorsman.
838
00:39:01,512 --> 00:39:02,731
So, you're in the wild,
839
00:39:02,903 --> 00:39:05,098
and you hear
this clicking sound.
840
00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:06,987
And you think
you're going crazy
841
00:39:07,035 --> 00:39:08,917
or have sudden
onset tinnitus,
842
00:39:08,965 --> 00:39:11,066
but in fact,
there's an ear-dwelling beetle
843
00:39:11,114 --> 00:39:12,214
in your cochlea...
844
00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:14,449
I'm serious...
And you turn up dead.
845
00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:17,444
With a beetle
next to your head.
846
00:39:17,809 --> 00:39:19,646
Because, you know,
it crawls out.
847
00:39:20,090 --> 00:39:21,515
When you die.
848
00:39:22,215 --> 00:39:23,950
Joe,
that was in "Star Trek II."
849
00:39:24,004 --> 00:39:25,465
Never seen it.
Yes, you have.
850
00:39:25,513 --> 00:39:27,004
And click beetles
are real.
851
00:39:27,153 --> 00:39:28,410
Mm-hmm.
852
00:39:30,915 --> 00:39:32,231
Yes!
Nice!
853
00:39:32,294 --> 00:39:34,317
Wasn't aiming for that one,
but it counts.
854
00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:36,699
So what do you think
of Gladwell, Bristol
855
00:39:36,763 --> 00:39:38,887
and their smokin'
VC operation?
856
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:41,496
Well, you know, I was excited
about the AOL offer.
857
00:39:41,637 --> 00:39:42,848
Until I wasn't.
858
00:39:42,974 --> 00:39:45,270
And then I was excited
about the VC route.
859
00:39:45,410 --> 00:39:46,731
Until I wasn't, so...
860
00:39:46,895 --> 00:39:50,811
What are you...
really excited about?
861
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:53,332
This.
862
00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:55,449
You and me.
863
00:39:55,653 --> 00:39:57,384
Here.
864
00:39:58,582 --> 00:39:59,986
Okay...
865
00:40:03,059 --> 00:40:04,725
If you make this shot,
866
00:40:04,898 --> 00:40:06,660
we're taking
the VC money.
867
00:40:08,545 --> 00:40:10,613
Fine.
868
00:40:17,203 --> 00:40:18,793
Ugh!
Ooh!
869
00:40:21,514 --> 00:40:24,067
We're not taking the money.
Okay, okay. Rack 'em.
870
00:40:25,735 --> 00:40:27,970
Hey. Here we go.
871
00:40:28,214 --> 00:40:30,260
Okay, okay.
872
00:40:30,309 --> 00:40:33,246
So... Wow!
873
00:40:33,426 --> 00:40:35,817
So, uh, as you all know,
874
00:40:35,957 --> 00:40:39,192
we got off to
kind of a rocky start...
875
00:40:39,348 --> 00:40:43,520
But last month, suddenly,
you really turned it around.
876
00:40:43,660 --> 00:40:46,551
Huh? Just... Wow!
877
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,069
Uh, credit goes to Cecil
878
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,739
for his breakthrough
with the algorithm.
879
00:40:50,787 --> 00:40:52,246
- Yay!
- Cecil!
880
00:40:52,312 --> 00:40:58,621
We are so proud to offer you
Series A financing.
881
00:40:58,715 --> 00:40:59,780
To Rover.
882
00:40:59,813 --> 00:41:02,483
To Rover!
883
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:05,519
- Good job.
- Thank you.
884
00:41:05,552 --> 00:41:07,715
- Donna, hey.
- Hey.
885
00:41:08,043 --> 00:41:09,574
I owe you an apology.
886
00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:13,405
I didn't see it at first,
but this thing is killer.
887
00:41:13,494 --> 00:41:15,195
I mean,
your guy nailed it.
888
00:41:15,489 --> 00:41:17,764
- Yeah. He really did. Uh.
- Yeah.
889
00:41:17,798 --> 00:41:20,012
- To perseverance...
- Ah.
890
00:41:20,106 --> 00:41:21,277
Hi.
891
00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:22,864
Congratulations.
892
00:41:24,778 --> 00:41:27,035
Well, that must feel
really good.
893
00:41:27,173 --> 00:41:28,934
Look, I know
it's been a tough one,
894
00:41:29,035 --> 00:41:30,543
and given where we were
a month ago,
895
00:41:30,591 --> 00:41:32,262
it must feel like
a curve ball.
896
00:41:32,512 --> 00:41:33,965
But it will pay off,
you'll see.
897
00:41:37,451 --> 00:41:38,753
Hey.
898
00:41:40,301 --> 00:41:41,855
You really pulled this off.
899
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:43,574
And just in the nick.
900
00:41:44,858 --> 00:41:46,159
About a month ago,
901
00:41:46,207 --> 00:41:48,529
Donna was gonna dump
the whole thing to AOL.
902
00:41:48,645 --> 00:41:51,064
- It's been good for all of us.
- Oh, I agree.
903
00:41:51,097 --> 00:41:52,949
Oh, you know
each other, right?
904
00:41:53,066 --> 00:41:55,262
ESo you really cracked
the whole thing wide open.
905
00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:56,510
How'd you do it?
906
00:41:56,623 --> 00:41:58,991
Uh, Bos actually
had the initial idea,
907
00:41:59,039 --> 00:42:02,473
what we call the, uh,
the "waiting room" concept...
908
00:42:02,521 --> 00:42:04,364
Yeah, people wait around
all the time,
909
00:42:04,412 --> 00:42:05,531
they're used to it.
910
00:42:05,579 --> 00:42:08,199
In... In real life.
On the web.
911
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,949
Um, I, uh, came up with
a "queuing program."
912
00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:16,056
Um, Now we're the first site
to, uh, index entire pages.
913
00:42:16,176 --> 00:42:19,481
Um, you know, um,
we had a crawler,
914
00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:21,121
but it was a rude one...
915
00:42:21,254 --> 00:42:23,797
Sure, we had to teach that
little sucker some manners.
916
00:42:25,632 --> 00:42:26,918
Excuse me.
917
00:42:27,085 --> 00:42:29,559
I just wanted to thank you.
For not giving up on us.
918
00:42:29,676 --> 00:42:30,957
Uh, you steered the ship.
919
00:42:31,074 --> 00:42:32,692
You should be
proud of yourself.
920
00:42:32,803 --> 00:42:34,004
Hey.
921
00:42:34,129 --> 00:42:36,109
So, you're
the star of the show.
922
00:42:36,285 --> 00:42:37,426
Y-Yeah.
923
00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:38,583
The, uh...
924
00:42:38,631 --> 00:42:40,660
- the growth has been incredible.
- Yeah.
925
00:42:40,715 --> 00:42:42,583
Well, I was just
a little bit surprised.
926
00:42:42,616 --> 00:42:45,145
Because, well, you know,
you'd struggled for so long.
927
00:42:45,324 --> 00:42:48,278
So I just...
I have to ask...
928
00:42:48,622 --> 00:42:50,434
Who wrote
the new algorithm?
929
00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:55,098
I cannot believe
930
00:42:55,146 --> 00:42:57,395
that Rover is getting
a Series A term sheet.
931
00:42:57,443 --> 00:42:58,496
Now, all of a sudden,
932
00:42:58,544 --> 00:43:00,403
we're up against this
capitalized nightmare.
933
00:43:00,801 --> 00:43:05,528
Some new "crawler" interacting
with the data indexing,
934
00:43:06,152 --> 00:43:07,608
it could kill us...
935
00:43:07,663 --> 00:43:10,207
We've got to divide our focus
just to compete.
936
00:43:11,145 --> 00:43:13,371
But our whole approach,
the human touch,
937
00:43:13,419 --> 00:43:16,043
it's... it's now completely
and totally f...
61875
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