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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,424 --> 00:01:14,079 ♪ It had to be you 2 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:17,995 ♪ It had to be you 3 00:01:19,214 --> 00:01:22,957 ♪ I wandered around And finally found ♪ 4 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:26,221 ♪ The somebody who 5 00:01:26,743 --> 00:01:30,138 ♪ Could make me be true ♪ 6 00:01:30,138 --> 00:01:33,707 ♪ Oh, could make me be blue 7 00:01:34,229 --> 00:01:37,972 ♪ And even be glad Just to be sad ♪ 8 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:41,193 ♪ Thinkin' of you 9 00:01:41,628 --> 00:01:44,979 ♪ Some others I've seen ♪ 10 00:01:45,501 --> 00:01:48,548 ♪ Might never be mean ♪ 11 00:01:49,288 --> 00:01:52,900 ♪ Might never be cross Or try to be boss ♪ 12 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:56,469 ♪ But they wouldn't do 13 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:59,950 ♪ To make me be true ♪ 14 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:03,780 ♪ Or to make me be blue 15 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:07,958 ♪ And even be glad Just to be sad ♪ 16 00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:11,179 ♪ Thinkin' of you 17 00:02:13,225 --> 00:02:15,792 ♪ For nobody else Gave me a thrill ♪ 18 00:02:15,792 --> 00:02:19,187 ♪ With all your faults I love you still ♪ 19 00:02:19,187 --> 00:02:21,450 ♪ It had to be you 20 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:23,017 ♪ Wonderful you 21 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:25,628 ♪ It had to be you 22 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:54,048 ♪ Sha-la-la, sha-la-la 23 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:56,485 ♪ Sha-la-la 24 00:02:56,485 --> 00:03:04,667 ♪ It had to be you 25 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:07,888 ♪ I wandered around And finally found ♪ 26 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,672 ♪ The somebody who 27 00:03:09,672 --> 00:03:11,587 ♪ Somebody who 28 00:03:11,587 --> 00:03:15,852 ♪ For nobody else gave me a thrill ♪ 29 00:03:15,852 --> 00:03:19,247 ♪ With all your faults I love you still ♪ 30 00:03:19,247 --> 00:03:22,294 ♪ It had to be you 31 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:26,254 ♪ Wonderful you 32 00:03:26,559 --> 00:03:29,866 ♪ It had to be you ♪ 33 00:03:29,866 --> 00:03:33,305 ♪ Had to be you, babe 34 00:03:33,305 --> 00:03:35,785 ♪ Yeah 35 00:03:45,534 --> 00:03:46,753 You want one of these? 36 00:03:49,843 --> 00:03:51,714 Oh! Enjoy. 37 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:59,896 - Hey. - Hey, could I get a cranberry juice with ice? 38 00:04:00,462 --> 00:04:02,247 And vodka. 39 00:04:02,247 --> 00:04:04,292 - Just a splash. - Sure. 40 00:04:04,292 --> 00:04:07,252 Actually, no. No, um, no cranberry juice. 41 00:04:07,252 --> 00:04:09,036 Vodka, rocks. 42 00:04:09,036 --> 00:04:10,690 - Final answer. Thanks. - You got it. 43 00:04:15,303 --> 00:04:16,957 Hey, way to show up late. 44 00:04:17,436 --> 00:04:19,264 Yeah. It's my specialty. 45 00:04:22,919 --> 00:04:24,225 I'm Will. 46 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:26,314 Jane. 47 00:04:28,316 --> 00:04:30,579 So, are you here for Sarah, or... 48 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:35,889 - Fuck. Max? The groom. - His name is Matt. 49 00:04:35,889 --> 00:04:37,978 - Matt. - You know, I may have missed the ceremony, 50 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,415 - but at least I know the name of the bride and the groom. - Fair. 51 00:04:40,415 --> 00:04:42,504 So how do you guys know each other? 52 00:04:42,504 --> 00:04:44,114 We used to play in a band. 53 00:04:44,114 --> 00:04:45,855 - Oh, a band! - Yeah. 54 00:04:45,855 --> 00:04:48,162 - Oh. So you're... - Unfit for society? 55 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:50,295 Well, I was gonna say "musical," actually. 56 00:04:50,295 --> 00:04:51,861 Oh, no. That's 'cause you didn't hear us yet. 57 00:04:51,861 --> 00:04:53,298 - What do you play? 58 00:04:53,298 --> 00:04:54,995 Um, I played drums. 59 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,518 - Drums. - Yeah. Yeah. 60 00:04:56,518 --> 00:04:57,780 Wait, please tell me you're not 61 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,956 one of those drummers who sings. 62 00:05:00,348 --> 00:05:03,177 - You are. - I am. I am. Yeah. 63 00:05:03,438 --> 00:05:05,788 - How about you? - Oh, no. I don't play anything. 64 00:05:05,788 --> 00:05:07,442 No, I mean, why-- why are you here? 65 00:05:07,442 --> 00:05:09,314 Oh. Uh, well, I went to school with Sarah, 66 00:05:09,314 --> 00:05:12,142 but I haven't seen her since I left the city. 67 00:05:14,275 --> 00:05:16,408 Uh... is it dead? 68 00:05:17,844 --> 00:05:20,673 That looks dead. Looks like a dead cat. 69 00:05:20,673 --> 00:05:23,240 Okay, well, I'm not an expert on symbolism, 70 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,025 but when a cat drops dead at your wedding, 71 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,201 - that cannot be a good omen. - No... 72 00:05:33,381 --> 00:05:35,383 You know, when I first saw you, 73 00:05:35,383 --> 00:05:37,820 I thought that we should have sex in the coat closet. 74 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:39,387 Yeah? 75 00:05:40,649 --> 00:05:42,434 But I have had a few, so. 76 00:05:43,086 --> 00:05:46,046 Clearly I'm not thinking that clearly. 77 00:05:47,395 --> 00:05:48,570 Yeah, well, you know, uh... 78 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,531 clear thinking is-- is really overrated. 79 00:05:52,531 --> 00:05:53,836 Yeah, it wouldn't end well. 80 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,796 Think at the beginning. 81 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:59,494 And we are standing over a dead cat right now, 82 00:05:59,494 --> 00:06:01,366 so that can't be a good sign. 83 00:06:01,714 --> 00:06:04,238 - Yeah... 84 00:06:11,419 --> 00:06:15,423 ♪ Right about now, you got me Hoping you're bluffing ♪ 85 00:06:15,423 --> 00:06:18,600 ♪ If you're leaving alone, then You're leaving me nothing ♪ 86 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,907 ♪ It's a long walk With a short fuse ♪ 87 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:25,390 ♪ Because it just ain't right If I can't have you ♪ 88 00:06:25,390 --> 00:06:26,869 Oh, fuck, this fucking dress. 89 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:29,002 Here, turn around. 90 00:06:29,002 --> 00:06:31,178 ♪ I'll shine for you Like the North Star ♪ 91 00:06:31,178 --> 00:06:33,136 - What is this thing, Fort Knox? - Okay, just turn it-- 92 00:06:33,136 --> 00:06:34,573 Okay, you know what? Forget it. 93 00:06:35,704 --> 00:06:37,358 Okay. 94 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:40,448 ♪ Sugar and spice, It would be nice ♪ 95 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:43,190 ♪ If we could agree, yeah 96 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:46,802 ♪ Sugar and spice, The dark and the light ♪ 97 00:06:46,802 --> 00:06:48,587 ♪ Are you thinking 'bout me? 98 00:06:48,587 --> 00:06:50,458 Shit. Where are we? 99 00:06:50,458 --> 00:06:52,025 - What? 100 00:06:52,025 --> 00:06:53,809 I don't think this is a good idea. 101 00:06:54,549 --> 00:06:56,203 - What's your point? - Don't get me wrong, 102 00:06:56,203 --> 00:06:58,466 I really want to, and I'm so fuckin' into you, 103 00:06:58,466 --> 00:07:01,426 but I... am kind of in a weird place. 104 00:07:02,078 --> 00:07:04,341 Yeah, you're in a beach club coat closet. 105 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,561 - You think that, like, we could just talk for a minute? - Talk? 106 00:07:06,561 --> 00:07:08,737 Yeah. Just talk. 107 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:18,399 Could you get the hell out of my way, please? 108 00:07:19,661 --> 00:07:21,358 What's going on back there? 109 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:24,187 Well... uh, we were about to fuck, 110 00:07:24,187 --> 00:07:26,451 but I guess he-- he had a change of heart. 111 00:07:26,451 --> 00:07:28,627 That's-- that's not what happened. 112 00:07:29,889 --> 00:07:31,717 Okay. 113 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,675 Hey! Can you just give me a chance to explain? 114 00:07:33,675 --> 00:07:35,764 - You really don't have to. - No, it's-- it's-- 115 00:07:35,764 --> 00:07:38,288 - it's complicated. - No, I bet it's real fuckin' simple. 116 00:07:38,288 --> 00:07:40,073 - No, come on. Don't leave. - Well... 117 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:42,684 I mean, I just told everyone within earshot 118 00:07:42,684 --> 00:07:44,381 we were about to have sex on their coats, 119 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,514 so no, there's no way I'm going back in there. 120 00:07:46,514 --> 00:07:48,995 You did do that. But also, you've been doing a little drinking, 121 00:07:48,995 --> 00:07:50,431 so-- so maybe you shouldn't drive. 122 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:54,696 - Where you going? - For a walk. 123 00:07:55,218 --> 00:07:56,698 Mmm... 124 00:08:09,798 --> 00:08:11,365 Hey, let me buy you a coffee. 125 00:08:12,322 --> 00:08:13,498 I'm fine. 126 00:08:14,542 --> 00:08:16,283 We're miles from anywhere. 127 00:08:16,283 --> 00:08:17,937 I don't want you to get eaten up by coyotes. 128 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,026 Are you sure you wanna walk? 129 00:08:25,553 --> 00:08:27,337 You sure you don't want to sit up front? 130 00:08:27,337 --> 00:08:29,775 No. I feel like I'm gonna be sick all of a sudden. 131 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:31,472 Can we just, like, sit here for a second? 132 00:08:31,472 --> 00:08:32,821 Of course, yeah. 133 00:08:36,129 --> 00:08:37,391 You left your gift. 134 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,655 S-- 135 00:08:53,102 --> 00:08:56,192 So, um, I'm a commercial photographer... 136 00:08:56,192 --> 00:08:58,586 - Mmm. - ...which-- which mostly means I take pictures of, like, 137 00:08:58,586 --> 00:09:01,197 - espresso machines and current-- - Oh, God. Can we not do that? 138 00:09:01,197 --> 00:09:03,025 Can-- can we not do what? 139 00:09:03,025 --> 00:09:04,810 Talk about our lives? 140 00:09:06,115 --> 00:09:07,987 Yeah. We don't have to talk. 141 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:12,165 We'll just sit in a, uh-- 142 00:09:12,165 --> 00:09:14,907 in a parked car in-- in complete silence. 143 00:09:15,168 --> 00:09:17,213 Sounds good. 144 00:09:17,213 --> 00:09:19,215 Silencio. 145 00:09:20,216 --> 00:09:22,436 - Silence. I could be quiet. - All right, all right. Let's-- 146 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,569 - I don't have to talk. - Let's just get this over with. Um... 147 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,312 I am a freelance writer, and at the moment, 148 00:09:29,312 --> 00:09:31,576 I am researching an article for Vanity Fair 149 00:09:31,576 --> 00:09:34,317 about a murder in the Hamptons, which is why I'm in Sag Harbor. 150 00:09:34,317 --> 00:09:36,581 I feel like Vanity Fair publishes an article about 151 00:09:36,581 --> 00:09:38,844 - a murder in the Hamptons, like, once a month. - Yeah, well, 152 00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:40,976 apparently the main thing rich people like to do 153 00:09:40,976 --> 00:09:43,152 for fun in the Hamptons is murder each other. 154 00:09:43,152 --> 00:09:46,591 - Um, let's see. 155 00:09:46,591 --> 00:09:52,727 Um... well, I'm an only child from a strict Catholic family, 156 00:09:52,727 --> 00:09:57,210 which explains my penchant for sleeping with guys at weddings. 157 00:09:57,210 --> 00:10:01,040 - So this is a regular thing? - And I have three little boys who I love very much. 158 00:10:01,693 --> 00:10:02,955 Wait, what? 159 00:10:03,912 --> 00:10:06,393 - I'm fucking with you. - Oh. 160 00:10:06,393 --> 00:10:08,917 Except for the writer part and the Catholic part. 161 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:10,963 Look at this. We're-- we're having a back-and-forth. 162 00:10:10,963 --> 00:10:12,878 - See, it wasn't so hard. - Listen, 163 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,184 I would keep asking you questions about yourself, 164 00:10:15,184 --> 00:10:17,665 but honestly, I think the only thing we have in common 165 00:10:17,665 --> 00:10:21,190 - is that we just shared a humiliating sexual experience. - That's nothing. 166 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:23,715 Do you wanna know the most humiliating sexual experience of my life? 167 00:10:23,715 --> 00:10:25,281 - I don't. - It might make you feel better. 168 00:10:25,281 --> 00:10:27,196 Mmm, pretty sure it won't. 169 00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:31,244 - It was with this girl Jodi Dunn back in high school. - I-- I don't care. 170 00:10:31,244 --> 00:10:33,463 She was the first person to ever go down on me. 171 00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:35,161 You're just gonna steamroll right on through, aren't you? 172 00:10:35,161 --> 00:10:36,945 And I came in my own eye. 173 00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:40,557 Wait, what? 174 00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:44,344 I ejaculated into my own eyeball. 175 00:10:46,085 --> 00:10:47,913 Okay, go on. 176 00:10:50,655 --> 00:10:52,961 One night, Jodi and I snuck off into the woods. 177 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:55,747 I had no idea what I was doing. 178 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,794 ♪ Oh, all the good times That we shared ♪ 179 00:11:01,796 --> 00:11:04,190 ♪ Our breakin' all the rules 180 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:07,497 ♪ Well, I don't know, baby 181 00:11:07,497 --> 00:11:09,369 ♪ Now something's changed, You know ♪ 182 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,327 Oh, oh, whoa. Wait, wait. 183 00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:12,938 Jodi, slow down. 184 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:15,462 Slow down-- 185 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:18,291 In porn circles, that maneuver is known 186 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:21,860 - as "the pirate's eye." - Oh, my God! 187 00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:24,166 Jodi helped me discover my love of photography. 188 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,081 - So pretty. 189 00:11:26,473 --> 00:11:28,301 She lived five miles away, 190 00:11:28,301 --> 00:11:29,781 but it felt like a whole other world. 191 00:11:30,085 --> 00:11:31,870 When my parents would fight, 192 00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:33,959 it would be really passive aggressive. 193 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,439 But her parents, they would just... go at it. 194 00:11:43,142 --> 00:11:45,666 Um, do you wanna drive around a little bit? 195 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:47,537 Uh, I'm used to it. 196 00:11:48,364 --> 00:11:50,540 - Sure? - Yeah. 197 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,412 - Okay. - Look at me. 198 00:11:55,371 --> 00:11:58,505 - Well, so what happened to her? - Thought you weren't interested. 199 00:11:58,505 --> 00:12:00,855 Oh, I'm sorry. Are you embarrassed to tell me? 200 00:12:00,855 --> 00:12:03,728 I literally just told you a story about me cumming in my own eye. 201 00:12:03,728 --> 00:12:06,818 So, what, did you cum in hers? Did you blind the poor girl? 202 00:12:08,733 --> 00:12:09,995 It's really not that far away. 203 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,910 I know. 204 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,347 I'm glad you're going. 205 00:12:15,478 --> 00:12:17,437 I mean, if you stayed here with me, 206 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,656 you'd probably just end up working at the mall forever. 207 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,615 No, it's not like that. Hey. 208 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,573 It's not like we're breaking up, okay? 209 00:12:23,573 --> 00:12:25,880 I'm-- I'm gonna come visit you at Christmas, okay? 210 00:12:26,185 --> 00:12:27,926 - You're gonna forget about me. - No! 211 00:12:30,798 --> 00:12:32,278 No way. 212 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:40,068 You forgot about her, didn't you? 213 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:41,983 No. That's not it. 214 00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:44,943 After my last final fall semester, 215 00:12:44,943 --> 00:12:48,294 I got in the car and I drove down there to surprise her, 216 00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:50,296 and it did not go well. 217 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,484 Wow, that is an impressive way to break up with someone. 218 00:13:18,324 --> 00:13:19,673 I was pretty shattered. 219 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,807 Yeah, we've all been there. 220 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,810 I mean, that was our special place. 221 00:13:26,854 --> 00:13:28,551 Wait, your special place was 222 00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,597 in the front seat of a car in her driveway? 223 00:13:32,338 --> 00:13:33,774 Come on. 224 00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:37,822 Wait, I have a question. 225 00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:41,956 - Were you faithful to her? - Yeah! 226 00:13:43,566 --> 00:13:45,177 Yeah... 227 00:13:45,612 --> 00:13:47,875 Well, it's not like I was gonna propose to her. 228 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,747 So, what, you just wanted a girl you could have sex with 229 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,924 - while you went home on vacation? - Of course I did. I was 18. 230 00:13:52,924 --> 00:13:54,534 So was she. 231 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,144 This place better have decent pie. 232 00:14:02,847 --> 00:14:04,022 Are you gonna eat that? 233 00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,981 No, no, no. It's all yours. 234 00:14:07,634 --> 00:14:09,897 Man, I haven't thought about Jodi in so long. 235 00:14:09,897 --> 00:14:12,508 It's like I was a different person. 236 00:14:13,205 --> 00:14:15,381 You never forget your first heartbreak, that's for sure. 237 00:14:15,381 --> 00:14:16,686 Mm-hmm. 238 00:14:17,992 --> 00:14:20,995 - What was yours? - No. 239 00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:22,954 No, we don't need to get into all that, trust me. 240 00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:27,045 You know what? I want my pie back. 241 00:14:27,523 --> 00:14:29,569 - What? - Yeah. Just feeling hungry, 242 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,484 and I think I want some pie. 243 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,355 Are you reneging on your pie offer? 244 00:14:33,355 --> 00:14:34,791 I'll make you a trade, okay? 245 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,315 I'll give you some of this pie 246 00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:38,099 if you tell me your first heartbreak. 247 00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:39,927 Can I get you another slice? 248 00:14:39,927 --> 00:14:42,887 No. No, I think we're all right. 249 00:14:47,717 --> 00:14:52,897 - He drove a red '68 Mustang. - Mmm. 250 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:55,900 - Okay, do you want me to continue, or are you-- - Do you want that pie? 251 00:15:00,078 --> 00:15:01,775 I can't get it. 252 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,342 Nah, nah. 253 00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:05,170 That's not right, that's not right. 254 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,128 All right, all you gotta do is just hit the gas 255 00:15:07,128 --> 00:15:09,043 - and pop the clutch, all right? - Okay. 256 00:15:11,089 --> 00:15:12,568 Don't be scared. 257 00:15:12,568 --> 00:15:14,048 ♪ Out this town 258 00:15:15,006 --> 00:15:17,138 ♪ And so I'm leavin' 259 00:15:17,486 --> 00:15:20,750 ♪ I'm gonna leave this town ♪ 260 00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:24,189 ♪ I ain't comin' back 261 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,582 ♪ I never lose a tear 262 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,412 ♪ When I think about the past 263 00:15:30,412 --> 00:15:33,676 ♪ Don't hold me, Don't hold me back ♪ 264 00:15:37,506 --> 00:15:38,855 ♪ Hey 265 00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:50,955 Wait, she thinks I'm with him because I have low self-esteem? 266 00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:53,522 Ha! Please. I don't think so. 267 00:15:53,522 --> 00:15:55,785 How would Sister Rose even know? She's a nun. 268 00:15:55,785 --> 00:15:57,309 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 269 00:15:57,309 --> 00:15:58,614 So what's this guy's deal, anyway? 270 00:15:58,614 --> 00:16:00,225 Where does he go to school? 271 00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:02,923 I'm not sure. 272 00:16:04,142 --> 00:16:06,100 Okay, let's try an easier question. 273 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,667 What's his name? 274 00:16:08,189 --> 00:16:10,104 - Michael. - What's his last name? 275 00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:13,803 Hanrahan. 276 00:16:15,196 --> 00:16:16,589 Why? 277 00:16:16,589 --> 00:16:17,894 Hanrahan. 278 00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:21,724 Um... where do you live? 279 00:16:27,774 --> 00:16:29,428 I just-- 280 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:32,953 I just think maybe I should meet your family sometime. 281 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,739 Wow. That's a cute outfit. 282 00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:40,830 - So was he your first? - Yeah. 283 00:16:41,179 --> 00:16:44,443 He also introduced me to graffiti and petty theft. 284 00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:46,314 Whoa, petty theft. What a badass. 285 00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:47,968 Yeah. 286 00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:51,145 It was partly a great teenage romance 287 00:16:51,145 --> 00:16:53,495 and partly a series of misdemeanors. 288 00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:55,889 So, what was he hiding? 289 00:16:59,806 --> 00:17:01,677 One day he was supposed to pick me up from school, 290 00:17:01,677 --> 00:17:03,592 but he didn't show. 291 00:17:04,637 --> 00:17:07,248 So I went over to his house, 292 00:17:07,553 --> 00:17:09,685 and I asked his mom if he was home. 293 00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:12,514 He's-- he's... 294 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,083 How long was he sick? 295 00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:22,176 I don't really ever remember him not being sick, so. 296 00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:28,487 Hey, once I'm, um-- once I'm done eating dinner with my mom, 297 00:17:28,487 --> 00:17:29,749 I'll come pick you up, okay? 298 00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:32,665 Wait. 299 00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:34,449 You really want to? 300 00:17:35,581 --> 00:17:37,061 Yeah. 301 00:17:37,061 --> 00:17:39,019 Oh, okay. I just... 302 00:17:40,673 --> 00:17:42,109 I mean, don't you think that we should... 303 00:17:43,676 --> 00:17:45,504 like, talk or something? 304 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,985 What do you wanna talk about? 305 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:54,078 The whole time we were together, your dad was dying 306 00:17:54,078 --> 00:17:55,340 and you didn't tell me about it. 307 00:17:56,645 --> 00:17:59,213 Michael, I'm so sorry. I can't even imagine 308 00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:01,302 - what you're going through right now. - It's-- it's fine. 309 00:18:01,302 --> 00:18:03,696 I just-- Seriously, it's fine. I'm fine. 310 00:18:07,308 --> 00:18:08,483 I'll see you around, Jane. 311 00:18:09,484 --> 00:18:10,877 Michael. 312 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:24,151 So he broke up with you. 313 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:28,416 I'm not sure we were ever actually together. 314 00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:30,549 Well, maybe he just wanted to keep you separate 315 00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:32,507 from all the shit that was going on in his life. 316 00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:33,943 No, maybe he just wanted to get laid. 317 00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:36,555 I mean, having sex with you 318 00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:38,252 was probably the best thing in his life. 319 00:18:38,774 --> 00:18:40,559 It's probably pretty great. 320 00:18:43,736 --> 00:18:44,911 It is pretty great. 321 00:18:45,564 --> 00:18:47,435 I'm sure it is. 322 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,831 It's too bad you blew your only chance to experience it for yourself. 323 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,399 And that's definitely my loss. 324 00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:01,884 Okay, well, I'm stuffed. 325 00:19:02,581 --> 00:19:05,018 - And I'm sober. And I'm very tired. - Wait. 326 00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:06,628 Let's get out of here. 327 00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:07,890 I got an idea. 328 00:19:09,109 --> 00:19:11,329 Well-- Okay. Just... 329 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,685 This one's for you, Michael Hanrahan! 330 00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:21,252 And for you, Jodi Dunn! 331 00:19:26,779 --> 00:19:29,912 ♪ Don't hold me, Don't hold me back ♪ 332 00:19:33,568 --> 00:19:35,048 ♪ Hey 333 00:19:42,925 --> 00:19:45,667 Holy shit. We're going here. 334 00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:55,111 "Private property. Trespassers will be prosecuted 335 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,201 - to the full extent of the law." - Huh. 336 00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:59,681 That was easy. [grunts] Come on. 337 00:20:00,856 --> 00:20:02,162 Graceful. 338 00:20:04,382 --> 00:20:06,514 - We're criminals! 339 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,265 - This place is cool. - Oh! 340 00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:21,225 Ey! Step right up. Step right up, 341 00:20:21,225 --> 00:20:23,314 let's see if you're tall enough to ride this ride. 342 00:20:23,314 --> 00:20:25,577 Ah, young lady, you're gonna need to take your shoes off. 343 00:20:25,577 --> 00:20:27,274 - Okay. - All right, let's see. 344 00:20:27,274 --> 00:20:29,537 - Aw, man. 345 00:20:29,537 --> 00:20:32,497 - Aw, rats! Better luck next time. - Well, guess what? 346 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,934 I didn't wanna ride The Rockin' Tug anyway, so. 347 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,718 Ooh. "Rockin' Tug"? 348 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,546 That doesn't seem appropriate for a kids' ride. 349 00:20:38,546 --> 00:20:40,548 Let's go over here. 350 00:20:40,548 --> 00:20:42,158 Come on. 351 00:20:51,777 --> 00:20:53,126 Ooh. 352 00:20:58,436 --> 00:21:00,351 - This is amazing. - It is. 353 00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:02,353 - This is also how we get arrested. - Okay, 354 00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:04,311 this place is clearly out of commission. 355 00:21:04,311 --> 00:21:06,095 Nobody's coming for us, I promise. 356 00:21:06,095 --> 00:21:08,315 - You promise? - Yeah. 357 00:21:15,409 --> 00:21:18,499 - Oh. - Oh! Hi! 358 00:21:18,499 --> 00:21:21,328 - Hey. - Hi, sir, officer. 359 00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:23,722 Are you two aware that you're on private property? 360 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,855 Uh, yeah. We are. 361 00:21:26,855 --> 00:21:28,727 Uh, we actually lost our car, 362 00:21:28,727 --> 00:21:30,816 and-- and we were looking everywhere for it, 363 00:21:30,816 --> 00:21:33,340 and then we thought, "We gotta get to the highest vantage point 364 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:35,864 - to-- to find it," and-- and-- - Yeah, I dared him to come up here. 365 00:21:35,864 --> 00:21:38,345 - I should get the cops out here. - Oh, great. 366 00:21:38,345 --> 00:21:40,565 - Have 'em arrest you for trespassing. - Great. 367 00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:42,349 Okay, we'll be right down. Come on. 368 00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:56,363 - Whoo! - Whoo! 369 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,764 For the ride, Carl. Appreciate it. 370 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,723 You're a legend. 371 00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:11,291 Okay, you got any more breaking and entering plan, 372 00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:13,380 or are we just gonna go rob a liquor store? 373 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,556 - What do you think? - No. I have seen the error of my ways. 374 00:22:15,556 --> 00:22:17,689 Going straight from here on out. 375 00:22:18,385 --> 00:22:21,432 Come on, tell me more about your checkered past. I just-- I wanna hear it all. 376 00:22:21,432 --> 00:22:23,608 I don't think either one of us has enough time for that. 377 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:25,653 I don't have anywhere to be. I'll start. 378 00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:27,525 Is this how you seduce women? 379 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,354 I haven't before, but is it working? 380 00:22:30,789 --> 00:22:32,486 No, for real. My memory is overcrowded. 381 00:22:32,486 --> 00:22:33,835 I think it could use some unloading. 382 00:22:35,881 --> 00:22:37,839 - Yeah. I know what you mean. - Fuck it. 383 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:39,798 Let's just tell each other everything. You know? 384 00:22:39,798 --> 00:22:41,887 Everybody we ever loved or tried to love. 385 00:22:41,887 --> 00:22:45,543 No. That-- that sounds like a potentially disastrous idea. 386 00:22:45,543 --> 00:22:48,372 I mean, what do we have to lose? You're never gonna see me after tonight. 387 00:22:50,156 --> 00:22:52,376 Yeah, I-- I guess you're right about that. 388 00:22:53,377 --> 00:22:54,943 All right, so I'm happy to tell you 389 00:22:54,943 --> 00:22:56,554 a few more of my romantic humiliations. 390 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,949 Well, I promise not to laugh. 391 00:23:00,949 --> 00:23:03,038 I already know you well enough to know 392 00:23:03,038 --> 00:23:05,389 - that's completely bullshit. - I promise not to laugh much. 393 00:23:08,043 --> 00:23:09,305 Okay, then. 394 00:23:13,135 --> 00:23:15,747 So, my senior year of college, I met a girl. 395 00:23:15,747 --> 00:23:17,270 A woman, actually. 396 00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:19,446 Hey! 397 00:23:20,404 --> 00:23:22,971 - Are you-- - Do you know where the train station is? 398 00:23:22,971 --> 00:23:24,669 - Sorry? - The train? 399 00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:26,801 - Oh. - Yeah. 400 00:23:26,801 --> 00:23:30,849 Uh... yeah... it's about ten minutes that way. 401 00:23:33,155 --> 00:23:36,289 You-- Sorr-- You, uh-- you don't happen to-- 402 00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:37,986 You don't go here, do you? 403 00:23:37,986 --> 00:23:39,684 No, I was just visiting my cousin. 404 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,513 - What's your name? - Uh, Will. 405 00:23:42,513 --> 00:23:43,775 - Will. - Hi. 406 00:23:43,775 --> 00:23:45,777 - Hi. I'm Eve. - Hi. 407 00:23:45,777 --> 00:23:48,780 Will... will you walk me to the train station? 408 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:53,393 Okay. Oh, I-- I-- I'd really love to. 409 00:23:53,393 --> 00:23:55,613 I, uh-- I actually have class right now, 410 00:23:55,613 --> 00:23:58,746 - but... - Ohh! No, you don't. 411 00:23:58,746 --> 00:24:01,314 - Come on. - Wha-- Okay. 412 00:24:07,625 --> 00:24:09,322 - I'm cumming. - Oh, I'm cumming. 413 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:11,237 - I'm cumming, I'm cumming. - Me too. Okay. 414 00:24:13,587 --> 00:24:15,110 Oh, my God. 415 00:24:17,809 --> 00:24:19,593 - That-- that was... - You're welcome. 416 00:24:27,427 --> 00:24:28,602 Oh, my God. 417 00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:32,867 Oh, come on! 418 00:24:32,867 --> 00:24:35,174 Did that actually happen, or did you dream it? 419 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,654 I know. 420 00:24:36,654 --> 00:24:38,482 - She's really hot. - I know! 421 00:24:40,309 --> 00:24:42,137 I didn't know you were a photographer. 422 00:24:42,137 --> 00:24:43,617 Well... 423 00:24:43,617 --> 00:24:45,140 ...we didn't really, uh-- 424 00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:46,664 we didn't really do too much talking. 425 00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:49,101 No, I'm not a photographer. 426 00:24:49,101 --> 00:24:51,277 I just-- I just take some pictures. 427 00:24:51,277 --> 00:24:53,235 I'm not really sure what I wanna be yet. 428 00:24:53,235 --> 00:24:54,759 I think it's really clear what you are. 429 00:24:57,544 --> 00:24:59,546 Get dressed. And pack a bag. 430 00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:01,766 - We gotta go. - Wait, what? Where are we going? 431 00:25:02,462 --> 00:25:05,552 You showed me your room, and now I'm gonna show you mine. 432 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,431 ♪ Baby, do you think that I could maybe try And make it colder? ♪ 433 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:17,521 ♪ Colder than The etched-in stone ♪ 434 00:25:17,521 --> 00:25:19,610 ♪ When I know I just wanna Be your best friend ♪ 435 00:25:19,610 --> 00:25:22,221 ♪ Maybe you'll find A time and place ♪ 436 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,832 ♪ Well, maybe I like the rhyme And taste of freedom ♪ 437 00:25:24,832 --> 00:25:27,487 - Hi! - Welcome home! 438 00:25:27,487 --> 00:25:29,576 This is Justine. She's my roommate. 439 00:25:29,576 --> 00:25:31,273 - Hi. - This is Will. 440 00:25:31,273 --> 00:25:33,188 I just found him at Courtney's school. 441 00:25:33,188 --> 00:25:36,452 Oh, higher education. Welcome to lower education. 442 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:39,586 - I've heard that you don't come empty-handed to a party. 443 00:25:39,586 --> 00:25:41,545 Actually, my mom told me that, so. 444 00:25:42,154 --> 00:25:44,286 Oh, your mother is a good woman, Will. 445 00:25:44,286 --> 00:25:47,289 - Never forget that. - Okay, leave room for God. 446 00:25:47,289 --> 00:25:49,509 - I have to change. Sorry. - Here you go. 447 00:25:49,509 --> 00:25:51,206 Jesus, Eve. 448 00:25:51,772 --> 00:25:53,774 Little past your friend's bedtime. 449 00:25:53,774 --> 00:25:56,211 This is Will. He's visiting for the weekend. 450 00:25:56,211 --> 00:25:57,735 So what do you do, Will? 451 00:25:57,735 --> 00:25:59,911 Feel free to make something up. 452 00:25:59,911 --> 00:26:02,478 Nobody at this party knows what they came to New York to do. 453 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,350 What did you come to New York to do, Noah? 454 00:26:04,350 --> 00:26:06,613 I can't remember why I came to New York 455 00:26:06,613 --> 00:26:08,267 except to sleep with you, Eve. 456 00:26:10,008 --> 00:26:11,487 Why are you here, kid? 457 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,142 To sleep with Eve. 458 00:26:15,883 --> 00:26:17,232 Well played, young man. 459 00:26:30,245 --> 00:26:32,421 - Okay. All right, okay. - What? 460 00:26:32,421 --> 00:26:34,598 - Take it easy. I'm not going anywhere. - Sorry. 461 00:26:34,598 --> 00:26:37,035 Whoo, I don't think I'm gonna make that last train back tonight. 462 00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:40,560 What drugs did you take, exactly? 463 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,867 Justine gave me those blue pills, 464 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,477 and then some purple pills. 465 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,522 She gave you blue and purple pills? 466 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:48,263 - Blue and purple. - Wait, really? 467 00:26:48,263 --> 00:26:49,917 - Wait, what? - Well, how many did you take? 468 00:26:49,917 --> 00:26:51,571 I don't know, like, three? Or four? 469 00:26:51,571 --> 00:26:53,660 - Three or four? - Yeah? 470 00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:56,054 - We have to call an ambulance! - We have to call an ambulance? 471 00:26:56,054 --> 00:26:58,230 - What is the number? - For an amb-- 911? 472 00:26:58,230 --> 00:26:59,927 What-- 473 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:02,495 Hello, is this the ambulance? 474 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:04,671 I have an emergency! 475 00:27:04,671 --> 00:27:06,586 You're-- you-- you are so full of shit. 476 00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:12,418 - I like this chick. - Yeah, I did too. 477 00:27:12,418 --> 00:27:14,463 I pretty much lived with her in New York, 478 00:27:14,463 --> 00:27:17,205 and then I'd just take the train back whenever I had a test. 479 00:27:17,205 --> 00:27:20,905 So you dropped out of school without actually having to drop out of school. 480 00:27:20,905 --> 00:27:22,907 I put in a bare minimum amount of effort. 481 00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:24,299 Hmm. 482 00:27:25,213 --> 00:27:27,215 Kinda sensing a pattern here. 483 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,488 Yeah. 484 00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:42,013 ♪ Oh, it's taking over ♪ 485 00:27:42,013 --> 00:27:44,668 ♪ Taking me over tonight 486 00:27:45,103 --> 00:27:47,845 ♪ Yes, I feel it taking over ♪ 487 00:27:47,845 --> 00:27:49,716 ♪ Oh, it's taking over 488 00:27:49,716 --> 00:27:50,978 She wants to fuck you. 489 00:27:50,978 --> 00:27:53,111 What? No, she doesn't. 490 00:27:53,111 --> 00:27:55,374 If you went to talk to her, you could take her home in, 491 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,810 like, three minutes. 492 00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:06,646 Do you want me to take her home? 493 00:28:06,646 --> 00:28:08,517 I just want you to know you could if you wanted to. 494 00:28:10,998 --> 00:28:12,347 What if I don't want to? 495 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:17,962 Then you're gonna come home with me. 496 00:28:19,877 --> 00:28:21,879 - Come on. - Where are we going? 497 00:28:23,663 --> 00:28:26,187 - It's an Irish goodbye. - What's an Irish goodbye? 498 00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:29,713 Suddenly, you're just... not there. 499 00:28:32,933 --> 00:28:35,240 Okay, so you passed the test. 500 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,721 I mean, now when I think about it... 501 00:28:38,765 --> 00:28:40,593 there were a lot of tests. 502 00:28:41,115 --> 00:28:42,856 I guess it's gonna be a month 503 00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:44,205 before I can come visit you again. 504 00:28:46,773 --> 00:28:48,688 Why do you have to go back to school? 505 00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:51,822 'Cause I have to graduate. 506 00:28:51,822 --> 00:28:53,214 You do? Why? 507 00:28:54,346 --> 00:28:55,651 I don't know, but... 508 00:28:57,044 --> 00:28:58,742 Imagine. My parents would freak out if I-- 509 00:28:58,742 --> 00:29:00,308 Oh, my God. 510 00:29:00,308 --> 00:29:02,049 Who cares what your parents think? 511 00:29:05,096 --> 00:29:06,227 Besides, I'll miss you. 512 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:18,152 Hey. Can I ask you something? 513 00:29:19,545 --> 00:29:20,764 What? 514 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,855 Why do you wanna be with me? 515 00:29:24,855 --> 00:29:26,508 You're irresistible. 516 00:29:26,508 --> 00:29:27,945 No, come on. I'm ser-- I'm serious. 517 00:29:27,945 --> 00:29:29,294 - Why-- Can't-- 518 00:29:29,294 --> 00:29:30,686 Can you tell me, like, why-- 519 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,471 why do you wanna be with me? 520 00:29:35,953 --> 00:29:39,130 Because every other guy I've ever been with has been really judgmental, 521 00:29:39,608 --> 00:29:43,874 and they walk through the world with their arms crossed. 522 00:29:44,613 --> 00:29:50,576 You always have your arms open, and it's beautiful. 523 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:55,711 Who wouldn't fall in love with that? 524 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:01,326 You love me? 525 00:30:04,111 --> 00:30:05,634 Yeah. 526 00:30:45,152 --> 00:30:47,633 The Irish goodbye. 527 00:30:48,677 --> 00:30:49,853 You ever see her again? 528 00:30:51,898 --> 00:30:54,988 I called her a few times, but she never picked up. 529 00:30:55,902 --> 00:30:56,990 I don't blame her, though. 530 00:30:58,035 --> 00:30:59,601 She should've known better, 531 00:30:59,601 --> 00:31:01,081 getting involved with a college guy. 532 00:31:07,392 --> 00:31:10,003 I bet she didn't tell anyone she loved them for a while after that. 533 00:31:10,003 --> 00:31:12,223 You were so young! Okay? 534 00:31:12,223 --> 00:31:14,094 You didn't know any other way to leave. 535 00:31:14,355 --> 00:31:17,532 I just wish I would've ended things more gracefully. 536 00:31:17,532 --> 00:31:19,839 Yeah, but she was-- she was sick of dating these 537 00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:22,015 broken guys who screwed her over, 538 00:31:22,015 --> 00:31:25,236 so she found a wide-eyed boy she thought wouldn't hurt her. 539 00:31:25,236 --> 00:31:29,631 But you get hurt the most by people you think couldn't possibly hurt you. 540 00:31:29,849 --> 00:31:31,068 Mmm. 541 00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:35,376 Where'd you learn that? 542 00:31:36,943 --> 00:31:38,989 Well, that is another story entirely. 543 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,559 - Come in. 544 00:31:44,559 --> 00:31:47,040 Hi. Professor Fielding? 545 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,955 Please don't call me "Professor." 546 00:31:48,955 --> 00:31:50,391 That makes me feel like I'm supposed to 547 00:31:50,391 --> 00:31:52,045 actually profess something. 548 00:31:54,091 --> 00:31:56,920 - I'm Wallace. - Yeah, I know. Hi. 549 00:31:57,485 --> 00:31:58,704 I'm Jane. 550 00:31:59,574 --> 00:32:00,880 Nice to meet you, Jane. 551 00:32:03,709 --> 00:32:05,189 You know what? I should-- 552 00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:07,278 I should actually get back. 553 00:32:07,278 --> 00:32:08,975 You-- What's wrong? 554 00:32:08,975 --> 00:32:11,064 Nothing. I just-- 555 00:32:11,412 --> 00:32:13,110 I just have a deadline, 556 00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:14,981 and I wanna get an early start tomorrow, so. 557 00:32:34,348 --> 00:32:36,263 - Really nice afternoon. - Yeah. 558 00:32:36,263 --> 00:32:37,569 I mean it. 559 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:40,398 It really was. 560 00:32:42,791 --> 00:32:43,923 I'm sad that you have to go. 561 00:32:44,968 --> 00:32:46,534 Yeah, me too. 562 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:49,711 Would you like to have my number? 563 00:32:51,278 --> 00:32:53,150 Yes, I would. 564 00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:54,673 I would definitely like to have your number. 565 00:32:56,718 --> 00:32:58,459 - Just... - Here. 566 00:32:58,459 --> 00:33:00,244 ...call me anytime, okay? 567 00:33:00,244 --> 00:33:02,028 If you're in the mood for pie or trespassing, 568 00:33:02,028 --> 00:33:03,769 or you just wanna hear some more 569 00:33:03,769 --> 00:33:05,379 embarrassing stories about my love life, 570 00:33:05,379 --> 00:33:06,641 you know I got an endless supply. 571 00:33:06,641 --> 00:33:08,165 Well, you never know. 572 00:33:08,165 --> 00:33:09,470 I might just take you up on that. 573 00:33:09,470 --> 00:33:10,732 Sounds good. 574 00:33:36,106 --> 00:33:39,239 Oh, my God, you're the guy from the coat closet. 575 00:33:39,239 --> 00:33:40,762 Oh, God... 576 00:33:40,762 --> 00:33:42,155 That was awesome. 577 00:33:42,155 --> 00:33:43,809 Wait, what? Really? 578 00:33:43,809 --> 00:33:45,811 I've been to so many weddings this year, 579 00:33:45,811 --> 00:33:48,031 they're all starting to blend together. 580 00:33:48,031 --> 00:33:51,034 But... I'm definitely not gonna forget this one. 581 00:33:51,034 --> 00:33:52,861 Hey, I'm happy to be of service. 582 00:33:54,472 --> 00:33:56,082 You deserve a drink. 583 00:33:56,082 --> 00:33:57,518 I do. 584 00:33:57,518 --> 00:33:58,867 Can I buy you a drink? 585 00:33:58,867 --> 00:34:00,043 It's an open bar. 586 00:34:00,434 --> 00:34:02,001 Right. 587 00:34:02,523 --> 00:34:04,699 Can I buy you a free drink? 588 00:34:10,575 --> 00:34:12,098 Will you excuse me? 589 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:15,319 Sure... 590 00:34:16,494 --> 00:34:19,845 ♪ Don't leave anything 591 00:34:21,107 --> 00:34:25,155 ♪ I can't take the memories 592 00:34:25,155 --> 00:34:29,594 ♪ And all the pain that It will bring ♪ 593 00:34:30,290 --> 00:34:36,775 ♪ If you leave me, Please don't ♪ 594 00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:40,518 ♪ Forget my heart 595 00:34:45,827 --> 00:34:47,090 Hello? 596 00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:49,440 Hi. 597 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:53,139 You know, I was actually just making you a Spotify playlist 598 00:34:53,139 --> 00:34:54,793 like an eighth grader with a crush. 599 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,621 That is adorable. 600 00:34:56,621 --> 00:34:58,623 Yeah. It was pretty fucking cute. 601 00:34:59,102 --> 00:35:04,716 So, when I was in college, I met a guy named Elton. 602 00:35:05,151 --> 00:35:08,154 It was my senior year, and I had just about 603 00:35:08,154 --> 00:35:10,461 given up hope of meeting anyone interesting. 604 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:18,730 Hey, man. 605 00:35:18,730 --> 00:35:20,906 - Dre! Hey. - What's up? 606 00:35:20,906 --> 00:35:22,473 How you doing, man? We good? 607 00:35:22,473 --> 00:35:23,865 Yeah, what you need? 608 00:35:23,865 --> 00:35:25,258 I don't know. Last night-- 609 00:35:27,913 --> 00:35:29,175 One second. 610 00:35:36,226 --> 00:35:37,531 Hi. 611 00:35:38,532 --> 00:35:39,751 Hi. 612 00:35:40,926 --> 00:35:42,710 You're out on a school night, huh? 613 00:35:42,710 --> 00:35:46,366 Yeah, ev-- everyone goes out on Thursdays, so. 614 00:35:46,366 --> 00:35:49,848 Yeah. Seems that way. 615 00:35:51,197 --> 00:35:53,852 So, do you go to school here? 616 00:35:54,113 --> 00:35:55,201 For now, yes. 617 00:35:56,159 --> 00:35:57,377 Can I buy you a drink? 618 00:35:58,335 --> 00:36:00,163 Okay. 619 00:36:00,598 --> 00:36:03,992 Cool. Andre, may I please get the usual? 620 00:36:03,992 --> 00:36:06,908 - And... - Oh, um... 621 00:36:08,127 --> 00:36:10,564 um, vodka cranberry, please. 622 00:36:10,999 --> 00:36:12,479 You got an ID? 623 00:36:12,827 --> 00:36:15,482 Mm-hmm, yeah! No, I-- I definitely have it. 624 00:36:15,482 --> 00:36:17,223 - I saw it earlier. She has it. - Somewhere. 625 00:36:17,223 --> 00:36:19,094 - I just had it, I swear. - Oh! God, I've got it. 626 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:20,313 I've... 627 00:36:23,795 --> 00:36:25,144 I was holding onto it this whole time. 628 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,321 Wow. 629 00:36:30,497 --> 00:36:31,846 Isn't she perfect? 630 00:36:36,982 --> 00:36:38,723 Ooh, Elton. 631 00:36:40,986 --> 00:36:44,294 Yeah. I fell for him pretty hard. 632 00:36:44,294 --> 00:36:48,341 ...which is the inspiration that leads Hardy to write this novel. 633 00:36:49,037 --> 00:36:52,606 So, who can remind me what we were discussing on Wednesday? 634 00:36:52,954 --> 00:36:58,395 We were focused on the nature of Hardy's attitude toward Tess's virginity. 635 00:36:58,873 --> 00:37:03,574 How did this book challenge sexual morals of Victorianism? 636 00:37:04,270 --> 00:37:08,274 Hardy had an attitude that was counterpoint to the role that 637 00:37:08,274 --> 00:37:09,928 - women were expected to play-- 638 00:37:14,976 --> 00:37:17,892 Hi, yes. Sorry, I'm-- So sorry I'm late, 639 00:37:17,892 --> 00:37:20,286 but I just-- I had one question. 640 00:37:20,286 --> 00:37:24,072 Um, I'm wondering how this relates to Kierkegaard's existentialism? 641 00:37:24,072 --> 00:37:29,382 Specifically his belief that God's silence is actually God. 642 00:37:29,382 --> 00:37:32,907 Kierkegaard. Sorry, who are you? Are you even in this class? 643 00:37:32,907 --> 00:37:36,650 Uh, well, not according to Kierkegaard. 644 00:37:37,216 --> 00:37:39,566 Anyway! If you'll excuse me, Professor-- 645 00:37:39,566 --> 00:37:41,089 if you really are one-- 646 00:37:41,089 --> 00:37:43,309 I require this young woman for 647 00:37:43,309 --> 00:37:46,704 an experiment in transcendentalism. 648 00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:49,620 Yes. The rest of you... farewell. 649 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:52,579 And good luck! This class is boring. 650 00:37:53,928 --> 00:37:55,147 So sorry. 651 00:37:57,889 --> 00:38:00,500 Did you see his face? 652 00:38:01,022 --> 00:38:03,547 - Oh, my God. That made my day. 653 00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:05,200 Huh. 654 00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:09,814 Huh... everybody's spying on us. 655 00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:13,034 Oh, yeah? Hey, why is that? 656 00:38:13,861 --> 00:38:16,124 Well, clearly they wanna know the secret to everlasting love. 657 00:38:22,479 --> 00:38:24,002 - Wha-- 658 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:27,266 Yeah, um, right there. 659 00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:29,747 That guy. See him? He's taking photos of us 660 00:38:29,747 --> 00:38:31,314 to send back to his contacts in Russia. 661 00:38:31,314 --> 00:38:32,663 - Yeah. 662 00:38:32,663 --> 00:38:34,012 What is the Russian government 663 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:35,709 gonna do with everlasting love? 664 00:38:35,709 --> 00:38:37,015 Start a disinformation campaign about it? 665 00:38:38,321 --> 00:38:39,539 I'm dead serious, Jane. 666 00:38:43,848 --> 00:38:46,329 And none of this set off any alarm bells? 667 00:38:47,373 --> 00:38:50,985 Well, historically, I am tone deaf when it comes to alarm bells. 668 00:38:58,428 --> 00:38:59,994 Jane! 669 00:38:59,994 --> 00:39:01,909 No-- [laughs] Look up. 670 00:39:01,909 --> 00:39:03,737 - Oh, my God. Elton! - Hey! 671 00:39:03,737 --> 00:39:05,826 What are you doing up there? 672 00:39:05,826 --> 00:39:07,959 I wanted to proclaim my love for you from the-- 673 00:39:07,959 --> 00:39:10,178 the highest thing on campus! 674 00:39:10,178 --> 00:39:12,746 Okay, are you sure you're not the highest thing on campus? 675 00:39:12,746 --> 00:39:15,009 - Get down! - I'm not currently! 676 00:39:15,009 --> 00:39:17,925 - Look, Ma, no meds! - Elton, please get down from there! 677 00:39:17,925 --> 00:39:20,014 - You're gonna get in trouble. - Hey! 678 00:39:20,014 --> 00:39:22,234 - Oh, trouble? - What's going on here? 679 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,801 - Oh, God. - You're the trouble I'm in! 680 00:39:23,801 --> 00:39:25,455 You're the trouble I'll never get out of! 681 00:39:25,455 --> 00:39:27,718 Come on, kid, get off the roof. 682 00:39:27,718 --> 00:39:29,633 Is he your boyfriend? Is he-- is he drunk? 683 00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:32,723 No, no, no, no, no! Don't! Don't talk to him, Jane. 684 00:39:32,723 --> 00:39:35,378 Listen, he's just trying to help you, all right? Just... 685 00:39:35,378 --> 00:39:38,206 I don't need any help! 686 00:39:41,862 --> 00:39:43,603 Elton, please, just-- 687 00:39:44,822 --> 00:39:46,258 Elton... 688 00:39:53,221 --> 00:39:54,353 Supposed to be romantic. 689 00:39:55,223 --> 00:39:56,529 Oh, my God. 690 00:40:09,499 --> 00:40:10,717 So you never saw him again? 691 00:40:20,510 --> 00:40:22,163 You missed the memo about Casual Fridays. 692 00:40:22,163 --> 00:40:24,165 You must be so embarrassed. 693 00:40:28,561 --> 00:40:30,302 Hey. 694 00:40:38,049 --> 00:40:39,659 Look, before we get into anything, 695 00:40:39,659 --> 00:40:42,706 I want to apologize for, um... 696 00:40:43,097 --> 00:40:44,490 my little rooftop stunt. 697 00:40:44,490 --> 00:40:46,753 No, you don't need to apologize. 698 00:40:46,753 --> 00:40:49,016 Well... 699 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,063 as you can see, my mother got a little carried away. 700 00:40:52,063 --> 00:40:54,500 Decided I needed a vacation. 701 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:57,111 Well, I'm glad you get a break. 702 00:40:59,984 --> 00:41:01,464 You know, in a couple of weeks, 703 00:41:02,290 --> 00:41:03,988 if I play my cards right, 704 00:41:03,988 --> 00:41:05,642 I could probably get out of here. 705 00:41:07,644 --> 00:41:08,993 I mean, you shouldn't-- 706 00:41:08,993 --> 00:41:11,082 you shouldn't rush it, right? 707 00:41:11,604 --> 00:41:13,084 We can spend the summer in Paris. 708 00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:15,042 Let's just-- 709 00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:19,220 let's just take it one step at a time, okay? 710 00:41:21,788 --> 00:41:23,703 Oh... 711 00:41:25,009 --> 00:41:27,707 Wa-- was that pity? 712 00:41:30,275 --> 00:41:32,016 What? No. No, that wasn't pity. I-- 713 00:41:32,016 --> 00:41:33,583 Why did-- why'd you come here? 714 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:36,194 To see you. I wanna help you get better. 715 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:37,717 - Get better. Uh, uh-- - Yeah. 716 00:41:37,717 --> 00:41:40,154 At what, exactly? Better-- better at what? 717 00:41:40,154 --> 00:41:42,461 - Well, I-- I can help take care of you. - Jesus. I-- 718 00:41:42,461 --> 00:41:44,724 - I-- N-- - I can take care of myself. 719 00:41:44,724 --> 00:41:46,813 No, please, Elton-- Elton, I'm sorry. 720 00:41:46,813 --> 00:41:49,468 That-- that's not-- that's not what I meant. 721 00:41:49,468 --> 00:41:52,036 - Um-- - Okay? I'm sorry. Elton... 722 00:41:54,299 --> 00:41:55,430 I'm sorry, Jane. 723 00:41:57,563 --> 00:42:00,000 That was rude of me. 724 00:42:00,348 --> 00:42:02,046 You know, why-- why don't we, um-- 725 00:42:02,307 --> 00:42:04,570 why don't we get back to planning Paris? 726 00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:07,312 God, it's the City of Lights. 727 00:42:08,008 --> 00:42:11,664 It also has a weird amount of snail preparation. 728 00:42:12,012 --> 00:42:13,405 We should stay in... 729 00:42:23,633 --> 00:42:25,852 God, I hated leaving him like that. It just... 730 00:42:27,767 --> 00:42:30,596 I was so young. I didn't know what to do. 731 00:42:31,031 --> 00:42:33,381 - Yeah, that must have been so hard. - Yeah. 732 00:42:33,381 --> 00:42:35,470 I guess I felt like if I didn't get out then, 733 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:38,952 I'd just wash away with him. 734 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,609 Hey, where are you exactly? 735 00:42:45,176 --> 00:42:46,481 A beach. 736 00:42:48,048 --> 00:42:50,355 It's not too far, I don't think. 737 00:42:50,355 --> 00:42:52,836 If I drop you a pin, could you come pick me up? 738 00:42:54,577 --> 00:42:56,056 Yeah. 739 00:43:10,375 --> 00:43:11,550 Hi. 740 00:43:12,203 --> 00:43:13,683 Hi. 741 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,307 You know, my mom was depressed for most of my childhood. 742 00:43:31,439 --> 00:43:33,703 She practically stayed in bed for an entire year. 743 00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:38,838 And my dad would always try to pretend that it was normal, 744 00:43:39,534 --> 00:43:43,713 but we were just... consumed by her sadness. 745 00:43:48,152 --> 00:43:51,851 I just, like, would try to avoid going home as much as I could. 746 00:43:52,983 --> 00:43:55,768 And then so did my dad. 747 00:43:58,597 --> 00:44:00,033 Did they separate? 748 00:44:01,165 --> 00:44:02,427 Yeah. 749 00:44:04,255 --> 00:44:05,604 Yeah, mine too. 750 00:44:08,433 --> 00:44:10,957 - I was three when it happened. - Mmm. 751 00:44:12,655 --> 00:44:14,700 It's actually my first memory. 752 00:44:15,701 --> 00:44:20,619 I-- I remember, I was standing at the top of the staircase, 753 00:44:20,619 --> 00:44:26,190 and I was looking down the stairs at all of my dad's suitcases at the front door. 754 00:44:26,886 --> 00:44:28,322 Yeah. 755 00:44:28,322 --> 00:44:29,802 - That's messed up. - Yeah. 756 00:44:29,802 --> 00:44:31,630 I mean, between the two of us... 757 00:44:36,113 --> 00:44:38,550 Ugh. You never get over that shit. 758 00:44:41,509 --> 00:44:42,772 You know what? 759 00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:46,427 - What? - I'm starving. 760 00:44:46,427 --> 00:44:48,168 Are you? Are you always hungry? 761 00:44:48,168 --> 00:44:50,170 - I'm always hungry. - You're always hungry. 762 00:44:50,170 --> 00:44:52,651 - Let's go. - There's nothing like childhood trauma to just 763 00:44:52,651 --> 00:44:56,133 - get the appetite going. 764 00:44:58,178 --> 00:44:59,614 ♪ If you keep leaving me 765 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:03,662 ♪ I'll keep loving you 766 00:45:06,447 --> 00:45:08,711 ♪ If you keep hurtin' me 767 00:45:11,844 --> 00:45:14,064 ♪ I'll keep wanting you 768 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,938 ♪ Sure as the sky is blue 769 00:45:21,506 --> 00:45:23,943 ♪ Through all you Put me through ♪ 770 00:45:26,424 --> 00:45:29,122 ♪ If you keep leaving me 771 00:45:29,122 --> 00:45:31,342 This is from the playlist I made you. 772 00:45:31,864 --> 00:45:33,126 ♪ I'll keep loving you ♪ 773 00:45:33,126 --> 00:45:34,345 I like it. 774 00:45:39,698 --> 00:45:42,483 Oh, wait. Pull over. Please, let's pull up here. 775 00:45:42,962 --> 00:45:44,659 ♪ I would learn ♪ 776 00:45:48,402 --> 00:45:52,798 ♪ To stay away from fire 777 00:45:52,798 --> 00:45:56,933 ♪ When I'm gettin' burned 778 00:45:59,762 --> 00:46:01,851 Oh, shit. It's closed. 779 00:46:01,851 --> 00:46:03,983 Come on. Since when do you care what signs say? 780 00:46:04,505 --> 00:46:06,638 Watch me smooth-talk our way into this place. 781 00:46:07,987 --> 00:46:11,251 ♪ If you keep leaving me 782 00:46:15,429 --> 00:46:17,301 Well, this looks like a lively bunch. 783 00:46:17,301 --> 00:46:19,607 Oh, yeah. Real rager. 784 00:46:25,439 --> 00:46:27,050 I don't do buffets. 785 00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:28,921 - What? - I'm really bad at buffets. 786 00:46:28,921 --> 00:46:31,054 I end up just piling the ribs on top of the sushi. 787 00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:32,969 - It's a whole mess. - How can you be bad at buffets? 788 00:46:32,969 --> 00:46:35,014 What does that even mean? 789 00:46:35,014 --> 00:46:37,582 Look, the joy of a buffet is you just get another plate. 790 00:46:37,582 --> 00:46:39,366 - You can do that? - Yeah, there are no rules. 791 00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:41,107 - You can get two plates? - Hey there! 792 00:46:41,107 --> 00:46:42,805 Who are you? 793 00:46:42,805 --> 00:46:44,545 Are you related to us? 794 00:46:44,545 --> 00:46:46,634 Do I have children I don't know about? 795 00:46:46,634 --> 00:46:49,202 Please! Look at the bone structure on these two. 796 00:46:49,202 --> 00:46:50,813 They're gorgeous. 797 00:46:51,161 --> 00:46:53,337 Who the hell are you two? 798 00:46:53,772 --> 00:46:55,861 - Uh... we are... - We are... 799 00:46:55,861 --> 00:46:58,298 - a... - a couple of party crashers. 800 00:46:58,298 --> 00:46:59,996 - Crashers? - Yeah. 801 00:46:59,996 --> 00:47:01,867 - Oh, I love it. 802 00:47:01,867 --> 00:47:03,564 It's a party now, huh, Olivia? 803 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,350 Well, if you're gonna crash our anniversary party, 804 00:47:06,350 --> 00:47:08,526 - you handsome boy... - Who, me? 805 00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:11,311 Yes, you. You better dance with me. 806 00:47:11,311 --> 00:47:13,618 Okay, but you gotta teach me, 'cause I got two left feet. 807 00:47:13,618 --> 00:47:15,881 - Have fun. - Right this way, sir. 808 00:47:17,883 --> 00:47:20,233 This guy gonna keep his hands to himself out there? 809 00:47:20,233 --> 00:47:22,148 Well, if recent history is any guide, 810 00:47:22,148 --> 00:47:24,107 - you have nothing to worry about. 811 00:47:25,021 --> 00:47:26,283 That your wife? 812 00:47:26,283 --> 00:47:27,632 No. 813 00:47:28,328 --> 00:47:29,939 We just met, actually. 814 00:47:29,939 --> 00:47:31,723 - No! - Yeah. 815 00:47:31,723 --> 00:47:33,856 - Forty goddamn years. - Wow! 816 00:47:33,856 --> 00:47:36,989 I deserve a medal. Hell, I deserve a trophy! 817 00:47:36,989 --> 00:47:39,165 She deserves one too. 818 00:47:39,165 --> 00:47:40,950 When I coached Little League, 819 00:47:40,950 --> 00:47:43,343 all the kids got trophies just for not giving up. 820 00:47:44,954 --> 00:47:46,999 So is that what you're here celebrating tonight? 821 00:47:46,999 --> 00:47:48,783 Not giving up? 822 00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:50,829 Not givin' up is what it's all about. 823 00:47:51,482 --> 00:47:53,484 So do you have any marriage advice? 824 00:47:53,919 --> 00:47:56,356 Ah... separate bathrooms. 825 00:47:56,356 --> 00:47:58,010 Hmm. That's your big tip? 826 00:47:58,010 --> 00:47:59,533 Well, it helps. 827 00:47:59,925 --> 00:48:01,448 - A little. 828 00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:05,670 - Thank you. 829 00:48:05,670 --> 00:48:07,628 - Hey, thank you very much. 830 00:48:07,628 --> 00:48:10,066 All right. So, should we go get them? 831 00:48:10,718 --> 00:48:12,895 - Thank you so much. - That was so nice. 832 00:48:12,895 --> 00:48:15,158 - You mind if I cut in? 833 00:48:15,158 --> 00:48:16,724 Are you kidding me? Of course I mind! 834 00:48:18,030 --> 00:48:19,553 But I'll live. 835 00:48:19,771 --> 00:48:21,686 - I'll live. - Thank you. 836 00:48:23,253 --> 00:48:26,386 - May I have this dance? - You may. 837 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:34,351 ♪ There's a somebody I'm longing to see ♪ 838 00:48:34,351 --> 00:48:39,922 ♪ I hope that he Turns out to be ♪ 839 00:48:41,271 --> 00:48:47,712 ♪ Someone who'll watch over me 840 00:48:53,196 --> 00:48:57,678 ♪ I'm a little lamb Who's lost in the wood ♪ 841 00:48:57,678 --> 00:49:00,594 - I thought I was gonna lose you to Eddie for the night. 842 00:49:00,594 --> 00:49:02,118 "Party crasher!" 843 00:49:02,118 --> 00:49:03,815 Did not sound like him. 844 00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:05,208 Doesn't sound anything like him, no. 845 00:49:07,993 --> 00:49:11,214 ♪ To one who'll watch over me 846 00:49:12,041 --> 00:49:14,869 So... now what? 847 00:49:19,265 --> 00:49:20,353 Do you have a hotel room? 848 00:49:21,572 --> 00:49:23,617 - I have a motel room. - Hmm. 849 00:49:23,617 --> 00:49:25,750 It's a really nice motel. 850 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:27,708 - They got a pool. - Mmm. 851 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:29,449 There's a bunch of dead leaves in it. 852 00:49:29,449 --> 00:49:31,147 And they have a vending machine that sells combs. 853 00:49:31,147 --> 00:49:33,323 - Ooh! - If you need a comb. 854 00:49:33,323 --> 00:49:35,151 Well, I have been looking for a good comb, so. 855 00:49:39,024 --> 00:49:42,375 Look... before we go any further-- 856 00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:44,725 - Who said that we're going any further? - Nobody. 857 00:49:47,119 --> 00:49:48,729 What? 858 00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,820 Do you have a girlfriend, Will? 859 00:49:53,343 --> 00:49:56,302 And let me be clear. By "girlfriend," I mean 860 00:49:56,302 --> 00:49:58,652 "Do you have any significant relationships in your life 861 00:49:58,652 --> 00:50:01,264 that might come up at a later time?" 862 00:50:05,659 --> 00:50:08,488 I've had too many girlfriends over the past couple years. 863 00:50:09,185 --> 00:50:13,493 But... really, they were all just versions of the same thing. 864 00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,455 I hear you're the photographer. 865 00:50:18,455 --> 00:50:20,109 Yeah. My condolences. 866 00:50:20,109 --> 00:50:22,459 Is that a friend of yours? 867 00:50:23,112 --> 00:50:25,331 Her? Oh, no. She's my dentist. No, I'm just kidding. 868 00:50:25,331 --> 00:50:26,985 No, I don't know any of these people. 869 00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:29,074 They're just moments that caught my eye, 870 00:50:29,074 --> 00:50:31,511 and then I took pictures of 'em and threw 'em up on a wall. 871 00:50:31,511 --> 00:50:33,644 Well, self-deprecation will get you everywhere. 872 00:50:34,384 --> 00:50:35,907 - Cheers. 873 00:50:36,429 --> 00:50:38,736 Wait, that's that bar in Greenpoint? 874 00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:40,085 Yeah, yeah, with the ping-pong. 875 00:50:40,085 --> 00:50:41,521 I love ping-pong. 876 00:50:41,521 --> 00:50:43,349 What? You trying to lose? 877 00:50:43,871 --> 00:50:45,221 You know how to get there? 878 00:50:45,221 --> 00:50:46,439 I'm sure I could find it. 879 00:50:48,354 --> 00:50:51,314 Oh, From Russia with Love is the best Bond movie! 880 00:50:51,314 --> 00:50:53,098 - I'd love to see it sometime. - Oh, yeah? 881 00:50:53,098 --> 00:50:55,013 I got a copy at my place. We should watch it. 882 00:50:55,013 --> 00:50:56,667 When? 883 00:50:56,667 --> 00:50:59,496 Let me check my schedule. How about... now? 884 00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:02,499 Sure. 885 00:51:02,499 --> 00:51:04,588 That just sounds terrible. 886 00:51:05,328 --> 00:51:07,330 I'm not proud of any of this. 887 00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:08,722 Really? 888 00:51:08,722 --> 00:51:10,333 Not even a little bit? 889 00:51:12,378 --> 00:51:14,206 Not anymore. 890 00:51:14,206 --> 00:51:16,991 So, you're sure you don't want me to come with you? 891 00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:19,951 Yeah, it's just an engagement party for this guy I used to play in a band with. 892 00:51:19,951 --> 00:51:22,388 Well, look, I'd love to get a little window into your past. 893 00:51:22,388 --> 00:51:24,869 - I'm barely gonna know anyone. - If I come, you'll know me. 894 00:51:24,869 --> 00:51:26,305 Okay... 895 00:51:26,305 --> 00:51:28,916 - I-- Sorry. 896 00:51:30,483 --> 00:51:32,529 - What are we doing? - What do you mean? 897 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:35,097 Well, you clearly don't wanna be with me anymore, so. 898 00:51:35,575 --> 00:51:37,882 Can you not? Please, can you not be so paranoid? 899 00:51:37,882 --> 00:51:39,927 - I'm gonna text you when I come home. 900 00:51:39,927 --> 00:51:41,842 Hey, hey. I promise, I'll text you as soon as I leave. 901 00:51:44,106 --> 00:51:45,629 I have to do everything for you? 902 00:51:46,543 --> 00:51:47,805 What do you mean? 903 00:51:50,764 --> 00:51:52,201 I'm leaving. 904 00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:03,690 So for the last year I've been single. 905 00:52:03,690 --> 00:52:05,605 And I know it doesn't seem like it, but I-- 906 00:52:05,605 --> 00:52:07,433 I've been trying really hard to get my act together. 907 00:52:12,308 --> 00:52:15,180 Look, it's not like I don't come with my own complications. 908 00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:16,529 Don't tell me: you're married. 909 00:52:17,226 --> 00:52:18,488 Almost. 910 00:52:19,358 --> 00:52:20,751 Wait, almost? I was joking. 911 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,494 I was set up on a blind date 912 00:52:24,494 --> 00:52:26,800 with a lawyer named Mark. 913 00:52:27,279 --> 00:52:30,891 I hate blind dates, and I thought I hated lawyers. 914 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,067 - Jane? Hi, I'm Mark. - Hi. 915 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,199 - Hey. - I'm so sorry I'm late. 916 00:52:34,199 --> 00:52:36,288 Oh, that's okay. Oh, I-- 917 00:52:36,636 --> 00:52:38,856 I didn't realize we were going somewhere dressy. 918 00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:40,901 - I would've-- - Oh, no, no. I just came from work. 919 00:52:40,901 --> 00:52:42,512 - Oh. - Yeah. I'm good. You look great. 920 00:52:42,512 --> 00:52:44,209 - Thanks. - Shall we? 921 00:52:44,209 --> 00:52:45,384 - Yeah. - All right, great. 922 00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:57,483 - All right. Mom is Kit, Dad is... Drew. - Yes! Yes. 923 00:52:57,483 --> 00:53:00,312 They have a tendency to wear identical Irish wool sweaters, 924 00:53:00,312 --> 00:53:02,096 so sometimes it's hard to tell them apart. 925 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:04,142 And they also have an Irish wool rug, 926 00:53:04,142 --> 00:53:06,231 so sometimes it's hard to tell them apart from the rug. 927 00:53:06,231 --> 00:53:08,581 Ah. Now you're just making stuff up. 928 00:53:08,581 --> 00:53:10,627 No, I spent a whole night one time 929 00:53:10,627 --> 00:53:12,324 talking to my dad about the difference between 930 00:53:12,324 --> 00:53:14,239 nautical miles and actual miles. 931 00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:15,762 Turns out I was talking to the rug. 932 00:53:15,762 --> 00:53:18,591 - And Todd is your brother. Todd. - Yeah. 933 00:53:18,591 --> 00:53:20,854 - Okay. - Yeah, he's our, uh, pride and joy. 934 00:53:20,854 --> 00:53:23,466 Kicked out of three schools for drugs I've never even heard of. 935 00:53:23,466 --> 00:53:25,642 - Oh. - You know, sometimes I wonder how 936 00:53:25,642 --> 00:53:27,296 he even finds out about 'em, you know? 937 00:53:27,296 --> 00:53:30,864 Like, some special newsletter for fuck-ups? 938 00:53:30,864 --> 00:53:32,475 I think I get that newsletter. 939 00:53:35,652 --> 00:53:36,870 Not anymore, you don't. 940 00:53:39,438 --> 00:53:40,700 Ready? 941 00:53:41,266 --> 00:53:42,615 Yeah. 942 00:53:44,878 --> 00:53:47,403 Who wants sangria? 943 00:53:47,403 --> 00:53:48,882 - Oh, wow! 944 00:53:48,882 --> 00:53:50,580 - Mom, thanks. - Ahh. 945 00:53:50,580 --> 00:53:51,929 It's my special recipe. 946 00:53:51,929 --> 00:53:53,757 - Here you go. - Thanks. 947 00:53:53,757 --> 00:53:55,280 Yes. Oh, okay. Sure. 948 00:53:56,194 --> 00:53:57,674 Well, okay. 949 00:53:57,674 --> 00:53:59,023 That's nice. 950 00:54:09,033 --> 00:54:12,515 I-- I went to a summer camp near here when I was a kid. 951 00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:14,952 - Oh! - Yeah, I remember this one night, 952 00:54:14,952 --> 00:54:16,997 I-- I got really trashed, 953 00:54:16,997 --> 00:54:21,263 - and I tripped and I-- I fell into a ravine. - Oh... 954 00:54:21,785 --> 00:54:24,788 Um... yeah, and I-- I got stuck there the entire night. 955 00:54:24,788 --> 00:54:26,659 - It was-- it was crazy. - Ah. 956 00:54:26,659 --> 00:54:28,922 Boys didn't help you get out of there? 957 00:54:28,922 --> 00:54:31,534 Oh, no. No, they ran off. They left me there. 958 00:54:31,534 --> 00:54:35,625 Oh. Well, that is just terrible that somebody would do that. 959 00:54:35,625 --> 00:54:38,236 I only hope they were prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. 960 00:54:38,236 --> 00:54:41,195 - Todd's being sarcastic. 961 00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:44,416 - One of his many charms. 962 00:54:45,112 --> 00:54:48,681 So, Jane, uh, Mark tells us you are a journalist. 963 00:54:48,681 --> 00:54:50,074 - Mm-hmm. - Now, where do you work? 964 00:54:50,074 --> 00:54:52,424 I freelance. 965 00:54:52,424 --> 00:54:53,860 - Oh! - Ooh. 966 00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:55,558 Oh, I could never manage that. 967 00:54:55,906 --> 00:54:57,342 - Too stressful. - Yes. 968 00:54:59,039 --> 00:55:02,086 Actually, I like not knowing where my next job is coming from. 969 00:55:02,086 --> 00:55:04,088 Keeps me on my toes. 970 00:55:04,088 --> 00:55:07,309 And it means that no one can tie me down, you know? 971 00:55:07,918 --> 00:55:10,050 Well, uh, why don't I just get right to the reason 972 00:55:10,050 --> 00:55:11,530 - that we're here, then? - Okay. 973 00:55:11,530 --> 00:55:14,707 All right. Um, Jane and I... 974 00:55:15,578 --> 00:55:16,883 are engaged. 975 00:55:19,495 --> 00:55:21,148 Wait, you were engaged? 976 00:55:21,497 --> 00:55:22,802 Ohh! 977 00:55:25,152 --> 00:55:27,633 - Yeah, we're so happy. - Thanks. Yeah. 978 00:55:27,633 --> 00:55:28,982 Color me surprised! 979 00:55:28,982 --> 00:55:30,549 When was this? 980 00:55:30,810 --> 00:55:32,464 Three months ago. 981 00:55:32,464 --> 00:55:35,293 - Whoa. - Yeah. 982 00:55:35,989 --> 00:55:38,035 I really wouldn't expect you to be with a guy like, uh... 983 00:55:38,035 --> 00:55:39,515 what was his name? 984 00:55:39,993 --> 00:55:41,560 - Mark. - Mark. Yeah. 985 00:55:42,387 --> 00:55:44,998 I mean, I wouldn't expect you to get engaged to a guy like that. 986 00:55:44,998 --> 00:55:48,219 Okay, what kind of guy would you expect me to get engaged to? 987 00:55:48,219 --> 00:55:50,090 I don't know. Like, a cynical... 988 00:55:50,090 --> 00:55:54,268 you know, dark, brooding guy with a neck tattoo? 989 00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:57,097 Well-- well, that is incredibly insulting. 990 00:55:57,533 --> 00:55:59,535 But I see what you mean. 991 00:55:59,535 --> 00:56:02,320 Okay, so what was so special about this fuddy-duddy? 992 00:56:04,235 --> 00:56:07,717 - I guess I was just tired of the drama, you know? - Mm-hmm. 993 00:56:07,717 --> 00:56:09,849 I was willing to accept the bargain. 994 00:56:10,197 --> 00:56:11,416 What bargain? 995 00:56:13,549 --> 00:56:17,466 That by capping my levels of pleasure and pain 996 00:56:17,466 --> 00:56:21,252 and generally committing to the virtues of relative happiness 997 00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:24,603 in return, I'd get some sort of stable life. 998 00:56:24,908 --> 00:56:27,301 - Right. - Wrong, actually. 999 00:56:27,824 --> 00:56:31,131 Our engagement lasted 13 days. 1000 00:56:41,533 --> 00:56:43,100 - Hey, Todd. - Hey. 1001 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:45,276 Are you looking for Mark? 1002 00:56:45,276 --> 00:56:47,670 - He's at softball practice until 4:30. - I know. 1003 00:56:49,411 --> 00:56:52,501 Actually, uh... I came to see you. 1004 00:56:52,501 --> 00:56:53,806 Oh. 1005 00:56:55,460 --> 00:56:57,767 - Are-- Is everything okay? - Yeah, yeah. 1006 00:56:58,071 --> 00:57:00,291 Uh, can I come in? 1007 00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:01,901 Yeah, of course. Come in. 1008 00:57:05,296 --> 00:57:08,168 This is pretty much the only cocktail I know how to make. 1009 00:57:10,562 --> 00:57:13,173 Basically just tastes like a candy bar. 1010 00:57:14,523 --> 00:57:15,959 I kinda have a crush on you. 1011 00:57:18,527 --> 00:57:20,093 I-- I had to tell you. 1012 00:57:20,442 --> 00:57:22,705 I stop during the day, I wonder what you're doing. 1013 00:57:23,749 --> 00:57:24,924 Like, all the time. 1014 00:57:27,710 --> 00:57:29,886 Thank you. That's-- that's very flattering. 1015 00:57:29,886 --> 00:57:32,366 I'm not as crazy as Mark makes me out to be. 1016 00:57:33,716 --> 00:57:36,370 I'm just not so good at, you know, being in denial. 1017 00:57:38,068 --> 00:57:39,722 Well, you're young. You'll improve. 1018 00:57:41,767 --> 00:57:43,943 - Look, I'm serious. 1019 00:57:43,943 --> 00:57:45,597 I can't stop thinking about you. 1020 00:57:45,597 --> 00:57:47,469 Well, you should probably try. 1021 00:57:47,904 --> 00:57:49,471 Okay? Because I'm marrying your brother. 1022 00:57:51,255 --> 00:57:53,431 You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 1023 00:57:53,431 --> 00:57:55,389 - And Mark? 1024 00:57:56,521 --> 00:57:58,218 Okay, he's boring. 1025 00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:00,786 You don't love him. 1026 00:58:01,178 --> 00:58:03,659 I know it. You know it. 1027 00:58:04,703 --> 00:58:06,575 - Do I? - You're settling. 1028 00:58:08,228 --> 00:58:10,187 - And you're gonna regret it. - Okay, Todd. 1029 00:58:10,187 --> 00:58:12,798 You're a junior in college, all right? This is a crush. 1030 00:58:12,798 --> 00:58:14,974 It will burn off in a month or two. I promise. 1031 00:58:17,847 --> 00:58:20,893 Yeah? You should ask him to tell you the location 1032 00:58:20,893 --> 00:58:24,288 of any specific freckle on your body. 1033 00:58:24,941 --> 00:58:26,986 Ask him if he's got any of them memorized. 1034 00:58:28,901 --> 00:58:30,337 I do. 1035 00:58:35,995 --> 00:58:37,257 You should go now. 1036 00:58:57,103 --> 00:58:59,149 Good evening. Can I help you, ma'am? 1037 00:59:04,241 --> 00:59:05,547 Hey, hey. 1038 00:59:08,854 --> 00:59:10,508 Everything all right? 1039 00:59:10,508 --> 00:59:13,467 I have to tell you something. 1040 00:59:15,382 --> 00:59:16,645 Okay. 1041 00:59:18,603 --> 00:59:20,126 But, I mean, you-- you should know 1042 00:59:20,126 --> 00:59:21,693 that you don't have to tell me anything. 1043 00:59:21,693 --> 00:59:23,173 Only if you want to. 1044 00:59:24,870 --> 00:59:28,918 Well, I thought the whole point of marriage was, you know, 1045 00:59:28,918 --> 00:59:32,269 to-- to tell each other everything, to not keep secrets. 1046 00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:36,578 People always have secrets. And that's okay, you know? 1047 00:59:37,013 --> 00:59:39,145 Little bit of mystery's a good thing, isn't it? 1048 00:59:41,626 --> 00:59:43,062 I slept with your brother. 1049 00:59:58,512 --> 00:59:59,992 You slept with his brother? 1050 01:00:01,646 --> 01:00:02,952 Ooh. 1051 01:00:04,214 --> 01:00:05,868 I gotta keep you away from my family. 1052 01:00:08,261 --> 01:00:10,133 I mean, it's impressive, though. 1053 01:00:10,133 --> 01:00:12,048 Why torpedo something when you can just... 1054 01:00:12,048 --> 01:00:14,354 ...nuke it instead? 1055 01:00:14,790 --> 01:00:18,141 Yeah, well, my self-loathing reached 1056 01:00:18,141 --> 01:00:19,403 new levels with this one. 1057 01:00:20,796 --> 01:00:22,536 I guess that's part of the reason why 1058 01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,713 I came on so strong today at the wedding. 1059 01:00:24,713 --> 01:00:27,106 I thought it was 'cause I was so handsome and charming. 1060 01:00:27,106 --> 01:00:31,502 - No. You literally could have been anyone. - Got it. 1061 01:00:34,070 --> 01:00:36,159 ♪ Ain't it out of heart in case it makes a getaway ♪ 1062 01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:39,902 ♪ They say to stay together 1063 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,255 So now what? 1064 01:00:47,779 --> 01:00:50,782 Well, what do you do when you've told each other everything 1065 01:00:50,782 --> 01:00:52,915 and you didn't run for the hills? 1066 01:00:52,915 --> 01:00:55,787 ♪ Even if forever never Really wanted to stay ♪ 1067 01:00:56,527 --> 01:01:03,490 ♪ Oh, oh I said I never Believed in the mates of soul ♪ 1068 01:01:03,490 --> 01:01:08,452 ♪ And so I never once Claimed that I know ♪ 1069 01:01:08,452 --> 01:01:11,890 ♪ That you're the only, Only one for me ♪ 1070 01:01:11,890 --> 01:01:13,370 - Oh! - Oh, shit. 1071 01:01:16,329 --> 01:01:19,768 ♪ Oh, and I know 1072 01:01:19,768 --> 01:01:21,726 - Okay. - Are you gonna hold it against me that 1073 01:01:21,726 --> 01:01:23,249 our first time was in a cheap motel? 1074 01:01:23,249 --> 01:01:24,990 - It's better than a coat closet. 1075 01:01:27,732 --> 01:01:31,040 - Wait. - You fucking with me? 1076 01:01:32,041 --> 01:01:34,608 No, I'm serious. Just... hold on. 1077 01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:37,002 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 1078 01:01:40,005 --> 01:01:41,790 Look, if we're really gonna do this, 1079 01:01:41,790 --> 01:01:43,443 I have to tell you about someone else. 1080 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,142 - Okay. - And I-- I tried to-- 1081 01:01:47,186 --> 01:01:48,492 I tried to tell you earlier. 1082 01:01:54,933 --> 01:01:56,935 His name was Wallace Fielding, 1083 01:01:56,935 --> 01:02:00,156 and we met while I was finishing my master's. 1084 01:02:00,156 --> 01:02:01,723 - Come in. 1085 01:02:02,071 --> 01:02:04,726 Hi. Professor Fielding? 1086 01:02:05,161 --> 01:02:06,989 Please don't call me "Professor." 1087 01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:08,773 That makes me feel like I'm supposed to 1088 01:02:08,773 --> 01:02:10,732 - actually profess something. 1089 01:02:11,994 --> 01:02:14,648 - I'm Wallace. - Yeah, I know. Hi. 1090 01:02:15,214 --> 01:02:16,868 I'm Jane. 1091 01:02:17,303 --> 01:02:18,957 - Nice to meet you, Jane. - You too. 1092 01:02:19,915 --> 01:02:23,135 Wow. Timbers At Dawn... 1093 01:02:23,745 --> 01:02:25,834 that book changed my life. I just have to tell you. 1094 01:02:25,834 --> 01:02:28,662 - Stop. You didn't read that. - I did, many times. 1095 01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:31,361 - I'm sorry. - No. I was actually wondering, do you have a second to... 1096 01:02:31,361 --> 01:02:33,276 chat, or is it a bad time? 1097 01:02:33,276 --> 01:02:36,148 Uh, it's actually the perfect time, 1098 01:02:36,148 --> 01:02:39,325 - because I don't wanna grade these papers right now. - Great, well. 1099 01:02:39,325 --> 01:02:41,414 - I'd love to chat. - You're welcome, then. 1100 01:02:43,503 --> 01:02:46,811 Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with me. 1101 01:02:46,811 --> 01:02:48,813 I-- I know that you must be really busy. 1102 01:02:48,813 --> 01:02:51,337 Busy. Yes. But with what? 1103 01:02:52,774 --> 01:02:56,429 I took this job because I needed a regular salary 1104 01:02:56,429 --> 01:02:58,605 that would allow me to write in peace, but the truth is, 1105 01:02:58,605 --> 01:03:00,607 it just means I have an excuse not to write it all. 1106 01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:04,829 So, what do you do, then? 1107 01:03:08,137 --> 01:03:10,008 - You really wanna know? - Yeah, I do. 1108 01:03:11,314 --> 01:03:14,143 I-- I binge reality TV, 1109 01:03:14,143 --> 01:03:17,799 - like the show about the Alaskan crab fisherman. 1110 01:03:17,799 --> 01:03:19,626 It's riveting, honestly. 1111 01:03:19,626 --> 01:03:22,194 This, uh, is it. This is me. 1112 01:03:22,194 --> 01:03:25,241 - Oh. Wow, it's so nice. - Yeah. 1113 01:03:29,941 --> 01:03:31,682 I forget how this is done. 1114 01:03:33,902 --> 01:03:35,773 How-- how what is done? 1115 01:03:37,819 --> 01:03:39,124 How I'm supposed to invite you in. 1116 01:03:41,039 --> 01:03:43,650 I could offer you a drink, but I don't drink anymore. 1117 01:03:44,173 --> 01:03:48,177 Or I'd ask you if you wanna see my etchings, but I don't etch. 1118 01:03:48,177 --> 01:03:51,441 - Do you etch? - No, sadly, I do not. 1119 01:03:53,312 --> 01:03:54,836 I would like to come in. 1120 01:03:57,273 --> 01:03:58,796 - Really? - Yeah. 1121 01:04:10,721 --> 01:04:15,291 It's a bit Spartan, I know. 1122 01:04:16,379 --> 01:04:18,598 But, uh, I need to be careful. 1123 01:04:18,598 --> 01:04:20,731 The Internet makes acquiring things 1124 01:04:20,731 --> 01:04:22,951 far too easy for a hermit like myself. 1125 01:04:24,213 --> 01:04:26,432 You must get out sometime. 1126 01:04:26,432 --> 01:04:28,521 Don't you go on all those book tours? 1127 01:04:28,521 --> 01:04:30,523 I do the tours. 1128 01:04:30,872 --> 01:04:33,135 And then I come home, and then I don't wanna go out again 1129 01:04:33,135 --> 01:04:34,310 for a few years. 1130 01:04:36,442 --> 01:04:38,923 I used to go out for AA meetings until I-- 1131 01:04:38,923 --> 01:04:42,492 I couldn't listen to anyone share their feelings anymore. 1132 01:04:43,188 --> 01:04:45,408 Most other human interaction makes me wanna drink. 1133 01:04:47,366 --> 01:04:49,194 Don't you... 1134 01:04:49,194 --> 01:04:51,109 think it's important to be out in the world? 1135 01:04:52,067 --> 01:04:53,546 Try new things? 1136 01:04:53,546 --> 01:04:56,201 I need a break from experiences, 1137 01:04:56,201 --> 01:04:59,813 otherwise I won't be able to see anything clearly. 1138 01:05:01,119 --> 01:05:05,210 So, no room for any new experiences? 1139 01:05:09,475 --> 01:05:14,306 I mean, I-- I might be able to make an exception... 1140 01:05:15,438 --> 01:05:16,700 here and there. 1141 01:05:28,233 --> 01:05:29,931 Why don't you move in with me? 1142 01:05:36,589 --> 01:05:38,461 You're joking, right? 1143 01:05:39,114 --> 01:05:41,812 I'm serious. I want you to move in. 1144 01:05:43,596 --> 01:05:44,858 You need a place to live. 1145 01:05:47,035 --> 01:05:50,647 Yeah, but shouldn't we date for more than a week first? 1146 01:05:51,953 --> 01:05:53,955 I haven't dated anyone in years. 1147 01:05:55,434 --> 01:05:56,696 I never saw the point. 1148 01:05:58,698 --> 01:06:01,963 You see, I'm either in or I'm out. 1149 01:06:03,573 --> 01:06:04,966 What do you think? 1150 01:06:07,707 --> 01:06:09,361 - Okay. - Yeah? 1151 01:06:09,361 --> 01:06:10,667 Yeah! 1152 01:06:13,496 --> 01:06:15,063 And that was that. 1153 01:06:15,063 --> 01:06:16,455 I moved in. 1154 01:06:24,072 --> 01:06:26,422 Is it too late for us to turn around and go home? 1155 01:06:26,422 --> 01:06:28,511 - Steady as she goes. - Hey, Professor Fielding. 1156 01:06:28,511 --> 01:06:30,034 - What's going on? - Hey. 1157 01:06:30,034 --> 01:06:31,427 - Hi. - Hey. 1158 01:06:31,427 --> 01:06:33,081 Hi. 1159 01:06:33,646 --> 01:06:36,562 I-- I-- I promised that we could go to this party, 1160 01:06:36,562 --> 01:06:37,824 but I'm gonna have to break my promise. 1161 01:06:37,824 --> 01:06:39,478 Oh, come on. 1162 01:06:40,175 --> 01:06:41,785 It'll be fun. Everyone loves you in there. 1163 01:06:41,785 --> 01:06:43,004 I only love you. 1164 01:06:46,268 --> 01:06:47,747 Okay. Well, 1165 01:06:47,747 --> 01:06:49,575 I only wanna be where you're at, 1166 01:06:49,575 --> 01:06:51,925 - so let's go home. - No, no. You go without me. 1167 01:06:51,925 --> 01:06:53,405 You haven't been to a party in months. 1168 01:06:55,799 --> 01:06:57,670 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1169 01:06:57,670 --> 01:07:00,238 - I'll be fine. I'll do some work. - Okay. 1170 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:02,980 - Go have fun. - All right. 1171 01:07:02,980 --> 01:07:04,286 - See you later. - See you. 1172 01:07:04,286 --> 01:07:05,591 Okay. 1173 01:07:28,179 --> 01:07:29,746 Hey. 1174 01:07:32,662 --> 01:07:33,793 - What happened? - Hey. 1175 01:07:34,968 --> 01:07:36,231 Come on. 1176 01:07:39,886 --> 01:07:41,149 Okay, come on. 1177 01:08:02,909 --> 01:08:04,172 Hey. 1178 01:08:04,911 --> 01:08:06,217 Hey. 1179 01:08:13,659 --> 01:08:15,226 Do you wanna talk about what happened? 1180 01:08:15,226 --> 01:08:17,707 Uh... 1181 01:08:18,490 --> 01:08:21,798 ...I guess while you were out at your party, 1182 01:08:21,798 --> 01:08:25,932 I-- I had a little party of my own. 1183 01:08:29,893 --> 01:08:33,723 I'm just confused, because you-- you told me to go to the party. 1184 01:08:33,723 --> 01:08:36,073 - You told me to go out. - It isn't your fault. 1185 01:08:36,073 --> 01:08:38,206 Yeah, you should've let me come home with you. 1186 01:08:38,206 --> 01:08:40,164 That's what I-- I wanted to do in the first place. 1187 01:08:40,164 --> 01:08:41,818 - I-- - Hey, you know what? 1188 01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:43,036 I was thinking... 1189 01:08:47,128 --> 01:08:48,520 ...maybe we should get married. 1190 01:08:51,915 --> 01:08:53,308 - What? - Yeah. 1191 01:08:53,308 --> 01:08:54,918 I'd-- I'd like to marry you. 1192 01:08:54,918 --> 01:08:56,354 If-- if-- if you-- if you want to. 1193 01:08:56,354 --> 01:08:58,051 - Do you want to? - Hey. Hey. 1194 01:08:58,051 --> 01:08:59,618 Let's just focus on this for right now, okay? 1195 01:09:02,795 --> 01:09:05,320 All I know is that I'd be a fool if I didn't try to keep you. 1196 01:09:47,144 --> 01:09:48,493 Wow. 1197 01:09:50,321 --> 01:09:52,062 I guess you did the Irish goodbye. 1198 01:09:52,062 --> 01:09:53,759 Yeah. 1199 01:09:54,195 --> 01:09:56,632 If it were an Olympic sport, I'd be a lock for gold. 1200 01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:02,290 Did you ever see him again? 1201 01:10:46,247 --> 01:10:48,031 I blamed myself. 1202 01:10:52,557 --> 01:10:54,211 I still do. 1203 01:10:57,083 --> 01:10:59,695 I couldn't date anyone for a long time after that. 1204 01:11:04,003 --> 01:11:06,919 And then I got myself engaged to Mark Forworth, 1205 01:11:06,919 --> 01:11:08,573 and I blew that to bits. 1206 01:11:09,226 --> 01:11:11,097 - Hmm. 1207 01:11:11,097 --> 01:11:13,186 So if you're looking for someone to save you, 1208 01:11:13,186 --> 01:11:14,579 you are looking in the wrong place. 1209 01:11:20,933 --> 01:11:22,500 I don't need you to save me. 1210 01:11:27,418 --> 01:11:28,680 God, I'm such a mess. 1211 01:11:30,029 --> 01:11:31,509 - Hey... 1212 01:11:39,038 --> 01:11:41,389 you're not even the biggest mess in this room. 1213 01:11:44,087 --> 01:11:46,176 You don't have to try and make me feel better. 1214 01:11:46,394 --> 01:11:47,569 I'm not. 1215 01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:51,877 I gotta tell you about Audrey. 1216 01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:00,103 Hey, can I get a vodka soda, please? 1217 01:12:03,411 --> 01:12:05,238 Hi. 1218 01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:06,936 You know, you're never gonna believe it, 1219 01:12:06,936 --> 01:12:09,330 but I was gonna wear this exact same outfit. 1220 01:12:09,330 --> 01:12:12,376 You could pull off a dress. - You think so? 1221 01:12:12,376 --> 01:12:14,378 - Mm-hmm. - I don't think that I'd look 1222 01:12:14,378 --> 01:12:15,858 - quite as beautiful as you, though. - Ah. 1223 01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:22,081 So, what brings you here tonight? 1224 01:12:22,952 --> 01:12:26,956 Uh, they hired me to take pictures of some band. 1225 01:12:27,348 --> 01:12:28,827 Yeah. What about you? 1226 01:12:29,915 --> 01:12:31,874 I'm the lead singer of some band. 1227 01:12:32,788 --> 01:12:35,051 Ooh. Fuck. 1228 01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:36,487 You kinda set me up for that, though. 1229 01:12:36,487 --> 01:12:37,706 Yeah, maybe a little. 1230 01:12:38,881 --> 01:12:40,361 Make me look good. 1231 01:12:46,323 --> 01:12:47,629 Ready? 1232 01:12:50,806 --> 01:12:53,330 Ah. Hi, everyone. 1233 01:12:54,505 --> 01:12:56,333 Thanks for coming out tonight. 1234 01:12:58,466 --> 01:13:00,555 Uh, this is an old favorite. 1235 01:13:23,447 --> 01:13:27,669 ♪ It had to be you 1236 01:13:28,060 --> 01:13:32,151 ♪ It had to be you ♪ 1237 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:37,287 ♪ I wandered around And finally found ♪ 1238 01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:41,334 ♪ The somebody who 1239 01:13:41,857 --> 01:13:46,470 ♪ Could make me be true ♪ 1240 01:13:46,470 --> 01:13:51,823 ♪ Could make me be blue 1241 01:13:54,478 --> 01:13:58,743 ♪ And even be glad Just to be sad ♪ 1242 01:13:58,743 --> 01:14:04,967 ♪ Thinkin' of you 1243 01:14:22,811 --> 01:14:24,813 Is it okay if I move that lamp? 1244 01:14:24,813 --> 01:14:26,510 Oh, yeah, move anything you want. 1245 01:14:26,510 --> 01:14:28,033 Are you sure it's all right? 1246 01:14:28,033 --> 01:14:29,644 I-- I don't wanna mess up your space. 1247 01:14:29,644 --> 01:14:30,993 Yeah, it's just a bunch of furniture 1248 01:14:30,993 --> 01:14:32,908 that I grabbed off the street. 1249 01:14:32,908 --> 01:14:34,953 You can put anything anywhere you want, baby. 1250 01:14:35,650 --> 01:14:38,479 I just wanna be sure that we're doing this right. 1251 01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:40,132 Of course. 1252 01:14:40,132 --> 01:14:42,134 And I don't wanna sit around forever 1253 01:14:42,134 --> 01:14:44,006 waiting for something to happen to me, you know? 1254 01:14:44,006 --> 01:14:46,574 Yeah. You know what? 1255 01:14:46,574 --> 01:14:49,577 - I'd like to be something that's happening to you right now. 1256 01:14:50,578 --> 01:14:54,582 ♪ But they wouldn't do 1257 01:14:55,017 --> 01:14:57,846 ♪ For nobody else ♪ 1258 01:14:57,846 --> 01:15:00,283 ♪ Gave me a thrill 1259 01:15:00,283 --> 01:15:04,679 ♪ With all your faults I love you still ♪ 1260 01:15:04,679 --> 01:15:07,029 ♪ It had to be you 1261 01:15:07,029 --> 01:15:09,553 ♪ Wonderful you 1262 01:15:09,553 --> 01:15:15,298 ♪ It had to be you 1263 01:15:19,563 --> 01:15:25,308 ♪ It had to be you 1264 01:15:28,703 --> 01:15:34,796 ♪ It had to be you 1265 01:15:37,973 --> 01:15:44,545 ♪ It had to be you ♪ 1266 01:15:47,156 --> 01:15:52,335 ♪ For nobody else Gave me a thrill ♪ 1267 01:15:52,335 --> 01:15:56,339 ♪ With all your faults I love you still ♪ 1268 01:15:56,774 --> 01:15:59,037 ♪ It had to be you ♪ 1269 01:15:59,037 --> 01:16:02,345 ♪ Wonderful you 1270 01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:09,918 ♪ It had to be you 1271 01:17:25,863 --> 01:17:27,735 Your heart's beating really fast. 1272 01:17:28,126 --> 01:17:30,651 I know. This is different. 1273 01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:35,830 Yeah, this is different. 1274 01:18:06,904 --> 01:18:08,210 Hi. 1275 01:18:09,124 --> 01:18:11,474 - Hi. - Hi. 1276 01:18:12,214 --> 01:18:14,912 - I interrupted your story. - Yeah, that was so rude of you. 1277 01:18:17,436 --> 01:18:19,351 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 1278 01:18:46,683 --> 01:18:48,076 Who's Juliet? 1279 01:18:51,209 --> 01:18:53,168 That's the rest of the story. 1280 01:18:57,955 --> 01:19:00,828 Hey. 1281 01:19:00,828 --> 01:19:03,744 Sorry I'm late. It's the fuckin' train. 1282 01:19:03,744 --> 01:19:06,007 - It's fine. Here are your keys. - Yeah, yeah. 1283 01:19:06,007 --> 01:19:07,573 Uh, I moved everything out. 1284 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,446 Wow. That was quick. 1285 01:19:11,403 --> 01:19:13,101 Um... 1286 01:19:13,710 --> 01:19:16,800 Well, so what-- what are you gonna do? 1287 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,628 - Where are you going to go? - Home. 1288 01:19:19,150 --> 01:19:20,543 I'm moving back in with my parents. 1289 01:19:21,109 --> 01:19:22,763 What? 1290 01:19:23,111 --> 01:19:25,504 - Why-- why do you wanna do that? - I'm pregnant, Will. 1291 01:19:29,421 --> 01:19:32,294 I discussed it with them, and they're going to help. 1292 01:19:32,816 --> 01:19:36,777 Wait, you-- you-- you told them, and-- and you didn't tell me? 1293 01:19:37,647 --> 01:19:39,605 Are you joking? 1294 01:19:40,041 --> 01:19:42,086 You're the one who broke up with me-- 1295 01:19:42,086 --> 01:19:43,827 Okay, well, 'cause I-- 'cause I-- 1296 01:19:43,827 --> 01:19:45,698 I need a little time to figure things out. 1297 01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:47,222 - No, no-- - I didn't know that-- 1298 01:19:47,222 --> 01:19:48,745 I-- I know you-- you weren't ready. 1299 01:19:53,010 --> 01:19:54,838 And you certainly aren't ready for this, are you? 1300 01:19:56,971 --> 01:19:58,624 I'm sorry, I-- I don't get a say? 1301 01:20:02,237 --> 01:20:03,455 Do you really want one? 1302 01:20:10,941 --> 01:20:12,203 That's what I thought. 1303 01:20:20,298 --> 01:20:22,387 So Juliet's my daughter. 1304 01:20:27,697 --> 01:20:28,872 How old is she? 1305 01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:31,832 She's turning five next week. 1306 01:20:33,442 --> 01:20:34,704 Are you doing anything? 1307 01:20:35,836 --> 01:20:37,098 For her birthday? 1308 01:20:37,098 --> 01:20:41,232 Um... I don't know. 1309 01:20:41,232 --> 01:20:44,540 I-- I-- Um, yeah, I'm not sure yet. 1310 01:20:55,638 --> 01:20:57,292 Wait, what-- 1311 01:20:57,814 --> 01:20:59,468 what are you doing? Why are you getting dressed? 1312 01:21:00,730 --> 01:21:03,864 I just-- I really gotta get home. 1313 01:21:06,736 --> 01:21:08,433 It's 6:00 in the morning. 1314 01:21:08,738 --> 01:21:12,220 Yeah, but I told you that I have a deadline coming up, so. 1315 01:21:12,742 --> 01:21:16,615 Sorry, are you-- are you, like, mad that I have a daughter? 1316 01:21:20,315 --> 01:21:21,664 No. 1317 01:21:24,362 --> 01:21:27,148 I'm sorry. I-- It was really nice meeting you. 1318 01:21:27,148 --> 01:21:28,584 Where are you going? 1319 01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:31,543 I am gonna go back to my car. 1320 01:21:31,543 --> 01:21:33,719 - I'll get a Lyft. - No, no. 1321 01:21:33,719 --> 01:21:36,157 If-- if you really need to go, I can drive you to your car. 1322 01:21:36,157 --> 01:21:37,636 I think we need to say goodbye here. 1323 01:21:42,293 --> 01:21:43,816 I-- I'm sorry. 1324 01:21:43,816 --> 01:21:45,470 Can you help me understand, 1325 01:21:45,470 --> 01:21:47,168 why-- why are you running off all of a sudden? 1326 01:21:48,952 --> 01:21:51,433 - Okay, you really wanna do this? - Yeah. 1327 01:21:51,433 --> 01:21:54,610 What was the one thing I asked you before we slept with each other? 1328 01:21:54,610 --> 01:21:56,960 You asked me if I had a girlfriend, right? 1329 01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:59,267 No, if you had any significant relationships. 1330 01:21:59,267 --> 01:22:01,225 Anything that might come up at a later time. 1331 01:22:01,225 --> 01:22:03,532 You don't think I might wanna know that you have a kid? 1332 01:22:03,532 --> 01:22:06,491 Well, I-- I didn't think that that's what you meant. 1333 01:22:10,191 --> 01:22:11,932 Yeah. This would never work. 1334 01:22:11,932 --> 01:22:13,498 Wait, what-- what do you mean, this-- 1335 01:22:13,498 --> 01:22:15,457 What did I say to make you think that? 1336 01:22:15,457 --> 01:22:18,286 It's not one thing you said, it's all of it. It's everything. 1337 01:22:18,286 --> 01:22:21,115 How is it any different from all the shit that you told me? 1338 01:22:21,115 --> 01:22:22,812 Well, it's just unbelievably obvious 1339 01:22:22,812 --> 01:22:25,162 that you are someone who cannot be counted on. 1340 01:22:25,162 --> 01:22:27,599 - Oh, come on. Geez. - Yeah, when things get too heavy for you, 1341 01:22:27,599 --> 01:22:29,514 - too real, you bail. - Yeah, and you've run out on 1342 01:22:29,514 --> 01:22:31,516 every guy you've ever been with! 1343 01:22:31,516 --> 01:22:33,431 Yeah, because I cannot help falling for 1344 01:22:33,431 --> 01:22:35,303 damaged guys like you! 1345 01:22:35,303 --> 01:22:37,696 So yes, I get out while I can! 1346 01:23:02,721 --> 01:23:08,205 ♪ Try to get up and get out 1347 01:23:08,205 --> 01:23:12,688 ♪ And have your day 1348 01:23:16,692 --> 01:23:21,305 ♪ Trying to do all you can ♪ 1349 01:23:22,393 --> 01:23:26,658 ♪ To ward off the pain ♪ 1350 01:23:31,054 --> 01:23:36,364 ♪ You think You found the light ♪ 1351 01:23:36,364 --> 01:23:41,064 ♪ In the dead of the night 1352 01:23:45,242 --> 01:23:49,029 ♪ But your heart's Still gonna break ♪ 1353 01:23:55,078 --> 01:23:57,254 - Hey, Will. - Hey. What's up? 1354 01:23:57,254 --> 01:23:59,126 - Um, is she up? - Yeah. 1355 01:23:59,126 --> 01:24:00,779 I'm just getting her ready. Hang on a sec. 1356 01:24:03,608 --> 01:24:07,090 - Hi, Daddy. - Hey, sweetheart, how you doing? Good morning. 1357 01:24:07,482 --> 01:24:09,614 Are you coming to see me today? 1358 01:24:10,354 --> 01:24:13,749 Am I coming to see you today? No. Not-- not today. 1359 01:24:13,749 --> 01:24:16,273 But you're coming to my birthday party? 1360 01:24:16,491 --> 01:24:18,580 Of course I'm coming to your birthday party. 1361 01:24:18,580 --> 01:24:20,625 - I wouldn't miss it for the world. - Okay. 1362 01:24:20,973 --> 01:24:23,324 - Yeah. - It's a painting party. 1363 01:24:23,324 --> 01:24:25,282 You're having a painting party? I thought-- 1364 01:24:25,282 --> 01:24:28,111 I mean, your mom didn't tell me that. 1365 01:24:28,111 --> 01:24:30,113 Well, what are we gonna paint? 1366 01:24:30,113 --> 01:24:32,289 Um, a turtle! 1367 01:24:32,289 --> 01:24:35,423 We're gonna paint a turtle? That sounds good. 1368 01:24:35,423 --> 01:24:37,555 Okay, well, maybe I'll paint the head 1369 01:24:37,555 --> 01:24:39,427 and you can paint the shell, okay? 1370 01:24:39,427 --> 01:24:41,081 Okay. 1371 01:24:41,559 --> 01:24:43,344 Did you get me a present? 1372 01:24:43,344 --> 01:24:46,434 Yeah, I got you a present, but, uh, I can't-- 1373 01:24:46,434 --> 01:24:49,306 - I can't tell you what it is yet. - Come on. Please? 1374 01:24:51,091 --> 01:24:53,615 - All right. Do you-- you really wanna know? - Yes! 1375 01:24:55,269 --> 01:24:57,662 I got you that, uh, Molly doll you wanted. 1376 01:24:57,662 --> 01:24:59,577 - Sally, not Molly! - Oh, god damn it. 1377 01:24:59,577 --> 01:25:01,362 - Daddy! - Oh-- 1378 01:25:01,362 --> 01:25:03,277 You have to put money in the swear jar. 1379 01:25:03,277 --> 01:25:05,714 Sorry, sorry. Didn't mean to swear. 1380 01:25:06,628 --> 01:25:10,022 Um, okay, but I'll-- I'll get you the right thing. 1381 01:25:10,022 --> 01:25:11,633 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 1382 01:25:13,287 --> 01:25:15,245 I miss you so much, baby. 1383 01:25:15,245 --> 01:25:18,379 I-- I really miss you so much. How-- how's school going? 1384 01:25:18,379 --> 01:25:21,077 - Did you learn anything cool? - Um... 1385 01:25:21,643 --> 01:25:24,167 did you know the whole world used to be underwater? 1386 01:25:24,167 --> 01:25:26,474 Ohh. No, I didn't know that. 1387 01:25:26,474 --> 01:25:28,215 Juliet, breakfast! 1388 01:25:28,215 --> 01:25:30,478 - I gotta go. - Okay. Wait, wait. 1389 01:25:30,478 --> 01:25:33,568 Wait, um, baby, before you go, do you think that we can-- 1390 01:25:33,568 --> 01:25:35,439 we could just do our thing really quick? 1391 01:25:35,439 --> 01:25:36,875 Okay, Daddy. 1392 01:25:37,528 --> 01:25:39,269 Okay. 1393 01:25:39,269 --> 01:25:41,271 I love you, I love you, I love you... 1394 01:25:41,271 --> 01:25:43,055 I love you, I love you, I love you... 1395 01:25:43,055 --> 01:25:44,927 ...I love you, I love you, 1396 01:25:44,927 --> 01:25:47,059 I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you... 1397 01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:49,018 ...I love you, I love you, 1398 01:25:49,018 --> 01:25:50,976 ...I love you, I love you, I love you. 1399 01:25:52,587 --> 01:25:54,589 Okay. Have the best day at school. 1400 01:25:54,589 --> 01:25:57,200 - I-- I miss you so much. - I miss you too. 1401 01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:59,159 - Bye, Daddy. - Okay. Bye, baby. I love you. 1402 01:27:27,508 --> 01:27:28,770 Long night? 1403 01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:33,078 Yeah. 1404 01:27:33,775 --> 01:27:35,777 - Wanna talk about it? - No. God, no. 1405 01:27:37,169 --> 01:27:39,171 No, I've already done way too much talking. 1406 01:28:01,977 --> 01:28:03,718 Can we actually just pull over? 1407 01:28:03,718 --> 01:28:08,853 Um, I just need to... think for a second. 1408 01:28:08,853 --> 01:28:11,682 I-- I promise I'll give you a good tip. 1409 01:28:28,917 --> 01:28:30,222 Are you okay? 1410 01:28:32,399 --> 01:28:34,096 Yeah. Um... 1411 01:28:35,315 --> 01:28:36,968 listen, I'm not crazy. 1412 01:28:37,491 --> 01:28:40,581 Or... I don't know, maybe I am. 1413 01:28:40,581 --> 01:28:42,539 But could you actually just take me back to where 1414 01:28:42,539 --> 01:28:44,193 you picked me up from? There's just-- 1415 01:28:45,586 --> 01:28:47,152 Yeah, there's something that I need to do. 1416 01:28:54,899 --> 01:28:57,206 Actually, on second thought-- 1417 01:28:57,206 --> 01:28:59,861 or on third thought-- could we just follow that car? 1418 01:29:00,122 --> 01:29:01,863 Uh, yeah. 1419 01:29:01,863 --> 01:29:03,430 It's been one of those nights. 1420 01:29:03,778 --> 01:29:04,996 Yeah, you have no idea. 1421 01:30:05,622 --> 01:30:07,015 Hi. 1422 01:30:10,148 --> 01:30:12,150 Did-- did-- did you know that 1423 01:30:12,150 --> 01:30:13,543 the whole world used to be underwater? 1424 01:30:14,892 --> 01:30:16,459 - What? - Yeah. 1425 01:30:16,981 --> 01:30:19,419 My daughter just told me that, and, uh... 1426 01:30:22,073 --> 01:30:24,249 I don't talk about her enough. 1427 01:30:25,033 --> 01:30:29,733 And I think maybe I even got started yesterday because 1428 01:30:29,733 --> 01:30:31,735 I was trying to figure out a way to tell you about her. 1429 01:30:32,475 --> 01:30:36,348 But she's amazing, 1430 01:30:36,348 --> 01:30:38,525 and I think you would really love her. 1431 01:30:38,525 --> 01:30:41,571 Like, she kind of reminds me of you, actually. 1432 01:30:41,571 --> 01:30:43,921 Like, she'll just sing in the bath 1433 01:30:43,921 --> 01:30:45,619 at the top of her lungs, 1434 01:30:45,619 --> 01:30:47,708 and she doesn't care how she sounds. 1435 01:30:47,708 --> 01:30:50,319 She'll ask me these creative, incredible questions, 1436 01:30:50,319 --> 01:30:53,104 like, you know, "Daddy, what are flowers made out of?" 1437 01:30:53,104 --> 01:30:56,412 And if I'm telling her a story and she doesn't like the ending, 1438 01:30:56,412 --> 01:30:59,067 she just-- she just makes up her own. 1439 01:31:01,069 --> 01:31:04,333 I'm just... not there to read to her enough. 1440 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:10,078 But... 1441 01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:13,995 she's having a painting party next week, 1442 01:31:13,995 --> 01:31:16,040 and I'm gonna be there, 1443 01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:18,913 and I'm gonna paint my ass off, because I am just-- 1444 01:31:18,913 --> 01:31:21,045 I am gonna be whatever she needs me to be, you know? 1445 01:31:21,045 --> 01:31:22,917 I am gonna show up, and I am gonna love 1446 01:31:22,917 --> 01:31:24,353 with my whole heart, just like she does. 1447 01:31:26,355 --> 01:31:27,878 Because she-- she deserves that. 1448 01:31:30,751 --> 01:31:32,013 Jane, I'm a mess. 1449 01:31:33,144 --> 01:31:35,843 And I don't have any answers, 1450 01:31:35,843 --> 01:31:37,322 and I don't expect you to, either. 1451 01:31:37,322 --> 01:31:39,107 But... 1452 01:31:39,803 --> 01:31:42,197 ever since we met and we started talking, 1453 01:31:42,545 --> 01:31:44,504 I just-- 1454 01:31:45,592 --> 01:31:49,944 I started thinking that maybe you and I could figure it out. 1455 01:31:51,380 --> 01:31:52,599 Together. 1456 01:31:55,950 --> 01:31:57,255 Thank you. 1457 01:31:59,214 --> 01:32:00,824 Thank you for sharing that. I-- 1458 01:32:04,132 --> 01:32:05,612 She sounds amazing. 1459 01:32:15,839 --> 01:32:18,625 Look, I was fully dreading coming to this wedding. 1460 01:32:21,628 --> 01:32:23,543 Until you showed up. And-- 1461 01:32:25,457 --> 01:32:27,329 and then you got to talking, 1462 01:32:27,329 --> 01:32:29,287 and the more you said, the more I wanted to hear, 1463 01:32:29,287 --> 01:32:31,333 because I didn't just get your words, 1464 01:32:31,333 --> 01:32:35,555 I got your way of seeing, and thinking, and remembering, 1465 01:32:35,555 --> 01:32:38,470 and it turns out I had all this shit I needed to share too. 1466 01:32:40,603 --> 01:32:42,605 And usually I feel so alone in my memories, 1467 01:32:42,605 --> 01:32:44,215 but it was different with you. 1468 01:32:44,215 --> 01:32:45,390 It was like you were right there. 1469 01:32:46,783 --> 01:32:48,393 And this is crazy. 1470 01:32:48,393 --> 01:32:50,221 I know that we just met, 1471 01:32:50,221 --> 01:32:52,267 and I know that this has taken us both by surprise, 1472 01:32:52,267 --> 01:32:53,747 but I don't want our conversation to end. 1473 01:32:56,401 --> 01:32:58,142 And I am afraid. 1474 01:32:58,621 --> 01:33:01,406 I admit that. I am fully afraid of failing again. 1475 01:33:04,627 --> 01:33:07,238 But I don't wanna believe that either one of us is a hopeless case. 1476 01:33:07,238 --> 01:33:08,588 I don't. But... 1477 01:33:09,589 --> 01:33:10,764 I don't know. 1478 01:33:13,854 --> 01:33:15,725 Maybe we gotta take a leap. 1479 01:33:15,725 --> 01:33:18,162 Yeah, well, it's one hell of a leap. 1480 01:33:18,162 --> 01:33:20,861 We don't have to promise the rest of our lives to each other. 1481 01:33:20,861 --> 01:33:23,298 We don't even have to promise the rest of our day. 1482 01:33:23,820 --> 01:33:26,257 Let's just keep talking. Okay? 1483 01:33:26,257 --> 01:33:27,650 Because I love talking to you. 1484 01:33:27,650 --> 01:33:29,434 Let's just talk and talk 1485 01:33:29,434 --> 01:33:30,697 until we don't have anything more to say. 1486 01:33:35,527 --> 01:33:36,920 All right. 1487 01:33:40,228 --> 01:33:41,490 Let's tell a story. 1488 01:34:26,753 --> 01:34:32,802 ♪ One of these days My ship will come in ♪ 1489 01:34:35,762 --> 01:34:42,333 ♪ Then I won't have To work anymore ♪ 1490 01:34:45,946 --> 01:34:48,731 ♪ I can take some time 1491 01:34:48,731 --> 01:34:52,082 ♪ To find out where I'm goin' 1492 01:34:52,474 --> 01:34:55,129 ♪ And where I've been ♪ 1493 01:34:55,129 --> 01:35:01,570 ♪ One of these days My ship will come in ♪ 1494 01:35:05,008 --> 01:35:07,010 ♪ One of these nights 1495 01:35:08,708 --> 01:35:11,623 ♪ True love will arrive 1496 01:35:14,191 --> 01:35:20,937 ♪ Then I'll know what all The heartache's been for ♪ 1497 01:35:24,724 --> 01:35:29,163 ♪ I can lay to rest The years of loneliness ♪ 1498 01:35:29,163 --> 01:35:33,515 ♪ Take a breath And down I'll dive ♪ 1499 01:35:33,776 --> 01:35:37,475 ♪ One of these nights ♪ 1500 01:35:37,475 --> 01:35:40,740 ♪ True love will arrive 1501 01:35:42,785 --> 01:35:45,266 ♪ Some early morning 1502 01:35:46,789 --> 01:35:50,401 ♪ I'll wake up lost and alone 1503 01:35:51,881 --> 01:35:55,450 ♪ Just wanting you so 1504 01:35:56,799 --> 01:35:59,889 ♪ But even knowing you're gone 1505 01:36:01,151 --> 01:36:06,461 ♪ I'll still keep holdin' on 1506 01:36:07,505 --> 01:36:09,507 ♪ One of these days 1507 01:36:11,031 --> 01:36:13,773 ♪ My stars will align 1508 01:36:16,688 --> 01:36:23,304 ♪ Then I'll go To some sunny shore ♪ 1509 01:36:26,786 --> 01:36:31,442 ♪ Where my troubles seem Like a distant dream ♪ 1510 01:36:31,442 --> 01:36:35,925 ♪ Oh, for the sweet life, How I pine ♪ 1511 01:36:35,925 --> 01:36:39,886 ♪ One of these days 1512 01:36:39,886 --> 01:36:42,758 ♪ My stars will align 1513 01:36:55,553 --> 01:36:57,860 ♪ When I look back now 1514 01:36:57,860 --> 01:37:00,558 ♪ It's all blurred somehow 1515 01:37:00,558 --> 01:37:03,866 ♪ And the future's Still so dim ♪ 1516 01:37:03,866 --> 01:37:08,610 ♪ But I know one of these days 1517 01:37:08,610 --> 01:37:11,004 ♪ My ship will come in 1518 01:37:12,570 --> 01:37:18,185 ♪ But I know, I know, I know One of these days ♪ 1519 01:37:18,185 --> 01:37:21,144 ♪ My ship will come in 107365

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