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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:06,950 Resync: Xenzai[NEF] 2 00:00:08,768 --> 00:00:10,334 Is that Transylvania down there? 3 00:00:10,568 --> 00:00:13,268 I believe it is an island called Newfoundland. 4 00:00:13,734 --> 00:00:15,334 Newfoundland. 5 00:00:16,768 --> 00:00:18,401 Newfoundland? 6 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,633 What does that say? 7 00:00:26,633 --> 00:00:27,833 It says 8 00:00:29,033 --> 00:00:32,533 "From the office of the President of the United States of America - 9 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:37,267 mmmmm, eruuuuum, mmm - 10 00:00:38,033 --> 00:00:40,033 President Reginald J Priest" 11 00:00:40,367 --> 00:00:42,133 There is nothing else here I can understand. 12 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:44,299 But it does have the President's name on it? 13 00:00:44,999 --> 00:00:46,231 - Yes. - OK, 14 00:00:46,266 --> 00:00:48,731 then that makes me king of Newfoundland. 15 00:00:48,766 --> 00:00:49,966 That's it down there. I say we go down, and visit my subjects. 16 00:00:50,001 --> 00:00:52,699 I say we go down, and visit my subjects. 17 00:00:52,734 --> 00:00:54,066 What about Transylvania? 18 00:00:55,599 --> 00:00:57,732 Transylvania can wait. 19 00:02:03,663 --> 00:02:07,463 LEXX 4.6 THE ROCK 20 00:02:12,196 --> 00:02:15,029 President Priest said this was a sunny warm green paradise. 21 00:02:15,528 --> 00:02:18,095 - I guess he lied. - Well, maybe somewhere else, right? 22 00:02:18,262 --> 00:02:19,695 It's a big island, right? 23 00:02:20,195 --> 00:02:23,762 From the air, the entire island appeared to be completely covered with snow. 24 00:02:50,061 --> 00:02:51,094 Hey - 25 00:02:51,927 --> 00:02:53,094 watch this. 26 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:55,659 Hello, my loyal subject. 27 00:02:55,694 --> 00:02:58,626 I'm Stanley H Tweedle, the new king of Newfoundland, 28 00:02:58,661 --> 00:03:01,226 and I'm wondering if you could direct me to the king's palace? 29 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,793 There's no stone left for you to crawl under, Brud! 30 00:03:07,193 --> 00:03:09,860 That is no way to treat your new king! 31 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:16,493 Nice subjects. 32 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:19,260 Dignity, dignity. 33 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:33,892 You - are - onli - 34 00:03:34,959 --> 00:03:39,592 the - most exciting 35 00:03:40,692 --> 00:03:47,191 man in the free world. 36 00:03:49,091 --> 00:03:50,324 Next to me. 37 00:03:51,591 --> 00:03:53,524 - Prince. - Mr President, 38 00:03:54,591 --> 00:03:55,658 Bunny. 39 00:03:57,091 --> 00:03:59,024 We were just - that is er, 40 00:04:00,191 --> 00:04:01,758 - Bunny was - - Tickling you. 41 00:04:02,424 --> 00:04:06,124 Yes, well I'm sure you'd prefer, Mr President, to be tickled all day. 42 00:04:06,758 --> 00:04:09,891 However, there are more pressing affairs at hand. 43 00:04:10,223 --> 00:04:11,323 - There are? - Yes. 44 00:04:11,723 --> 00:04:13,923 Such as making sure that the captain of the Lexx, 45 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:15,390 Stanley Tweedle, 46 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,057 does not leave this planet, 47 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:19,057 so that I will have some way off, 48 00:04:19,457 --> 00:04:21,823 after I've finished making a complete mess of it. 49 00:04:23,223 --> 00:04:24,322 Do you recall 50 00:04:24,357 --> 00:04:27,090 your pathetic and incompetent scheme to kill me, 51 00:04:27,723 --> 00:04:30,890 which made Tweedle the king of the island of Newfoundland? 52 00:04:31,557 --> 00:04:33,389 - Yes, I think so. - Well, 53 00:04:34,089 --> 00:04:37,622 apparently the king has shown up to claim his throne, 54 00:04:38,622 --> 00:04:41,722 which gives us the perfect opportunity to persuade him to stay. 55 00:04:42,589 --> 00:04:44,589 If Stanley Tweedle 56 00:04:45,056 --> 00:04:47,889 leaves the Earth forever on the Lexx. 57 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:51,656 I will be very 58 00:04:51,922 --> 00:04:53,956 unhappy, 59 00:04:55,189 --> 00:04:57,188 and I will make sure 60 00:04:57,488 --> 00:05:00,721 that you are very unhappy 61 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:02,288 as well. 62 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,221 Mr President. 63 00:05:07,055 --> 00:05:09,355 How can you treat the President like that? 64 00:05:09,488 --> 00:05:10,986 - Easily! - And always. 65 00:05:11,021 --> 00:05:13,321 It's in my nature. I am to dominate - 66 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,955 - all the time. - In every way. 67 00:05:15,288 --> 00:05:17,021 - My every whim - - is my instruction. 68 00:05:17,155 --> 00:05:18,255 - So - - Yes? 69 00:05:23,154 --> 00:05:25,220 How do we persuade Stanley Tweedle 70 00:05:25,787 --> 00:05:27,187 to remain on this planet? 71 00:05:27,354 --> 00:05:29,485 A clever way. A very clever way. 72 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,854 - And that would be -? - Something - 73 00:05:32,587 --> 00:05:34,820 oo - that you would think of. 74 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:36,454 Correct! 75 00:05:38,787 --> 00:05:40,320 - Bunny. - What? 76 00:05:43,553 --> 00:05:45,886 Do you love the President? 77 00:05:46,753 --> 00:05:47,918 Completely! 78 00:05:47,953 --> 00:05:49,518 Then you will go to Newfoundland, 79 00:05:49,553 --> 00:05:52,286 and persuade Stanley Tweedle to remain on this planet. 80 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,486 But I don't wanna go to Newfoundland! 81 00:05:55,186 --> 00:05:57,253 I wanna stay here with the President! 82 00:05:59,253 --> 00:06:00,986 - I'll go with her. - No you won't. 83 00:06:03,486 --> 00:06:06,018 I'll dream of you every moment I'm gone. 84 00:06:06,552 --> 00:06:08,018 And I'll come quickly - 85 00:06:08,652 --> 00:06:09,718 - back. 86 00:06:10,852 --> 00:06:12,352 You are a good Bunny. 87 00:06:14,318 --> 00:06:15,752 Before I go, 88 00:06:16,618 --> 00:06:18,785 can we please have one last 89 00:06:19,318 --> 00:06:21,985 super special snuggle? 90 00:06:22,918 --> 00:06:24,018 Sorry - 91 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:27,652 Chopper One is standing by. 92 00:06:28,384 --> 00:06:30,016 And remember Bunny - 93 00:06:30,051 --> 00:06:31,949 your loyalty to the presidency 94 00:06:31,984 --> 00:06:34,984 is more important than your loyalty to the President. 95 00:06:36,051 --> 00:06:37,384 Do you understand? 96 00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:39,851 - I think so. - Good! 97 00:06:40,784 --> 00:06:41,851 Come on. 98 00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:43,851 Bye bye Mr President! 99 00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:02,381 Happy hour, oh happy hour. 100 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:07,050 How happy are you at happy hour - 101 00:07:08,983 --> 00:07:12,715 Are you happy at happy hour. 102 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:19,115 I wish every hour was happy hour. 103 00:07:21,549 --> 00:07:23,182 Hey folks, thank ya thank ya. 104 00:07:23,982 --> 00:07:25,015 OK now - 105 00:07:26,349 --> 00:07:28,415 this next one's going out to all the guys 106 00:07:28,450 --> 00:07:30,280 out there who've got sisters 107 00:07:30,315 --> 00:07:32,732 that can't do any better in the sack 108 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:34,907 than just lie there like a cold fish - 109 00:07:34,942 --> 00:07:37,728 You gets offa that stage, Brud Parsnip. 110 00:07:37,763 --> 00:07:40,514 and all the ugly stoopid cows in the world 111 00:07:40,549 --> 00:07:42,848 with brudders who are even uglier 112 00:07:42,883 --> 00:07:44,415 and stoopider than they are! 113 00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:45,948 You're a dead man, Brud! 114 00:07:47,014 --> 00:07:49,114 Get back, you coward - 115 00:07:49,149 --> 00:07:50,481 jeesily devil dog! 116 00:07:53,214 --> 00:07:54,213 George b'y! 117 00:07:54,248 --> 00:07:55,579 Where's me sister's car, Brud? 118 00:07:55,614 --> 00:07:57,948 - I haven't got it. - What about the five hundred dollars? 119 00:07:57,983 --> 00:07:59,314 Look, I lost the car on a pair of jacks, 120 00:07:59,349 --> 00:08:00,445 and I spent the five hundred bucks 121 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,913 on a hotel room to wash her frigging stink off me. 122 00:08:10,813 --> 00:08:11,978 You ain't Brud, you fricker. 123 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,647 Musta snuck out arse foremost. 124 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:38,746 Where's Brud Parsnip at? 125 00:08:39,012 --> 00:08:40,629 Hear he's playing here today. 126 00:08:40,664 --> 00:08:42,246 We'd like to make a request. 127 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:44,828 Yeah, it's called "I'm gonna lay the boots to Brud, 128 00:08:44,863 --> 00:08:47,278 for sticking me with a $400 long distance bill!" 129 00:08:47,313 --> 00:08:48,378 Try the kitchen. 130 00:09:07,545 --> 00:09:09,010 Aw, let's check the back. 131 00:09:28,477 --> 00:09:30,210 I'm still freezing. 132 00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:32,209 Come on, let's get warmed up. 133 00:09:32,643 --> 00:09:33,643 Come on. 134 00:09:48,443 --> 00:09:50,276 Greetings, loyal subjects. 135 00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:53,909 I hereby declare today - King Stanley Day! 136 00:09:58,042 --> 00:09:59,975 They don't seem to be celebrating, Stan. 137 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,342 Well, maybe they just haven't heard the good news. 138 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:06,442 Hey, my good man - 139 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:09,942 I am Stanley H Tweedle, your new king! 140 00:10:10,442 --> 00:10:11,742 Ow's she getting on, Brud? 141 00:10:14,608 --> 00:10:16,108 Why is everyone saying brud to me? 142 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,141 It must be some kind of local greeting. 143 00:10:18,807 --> 00:10:20,641 Stanley, how long are we going to stay here? 144 00:10:20,841 --> 00:10:22,506 Well, at this rate, not a whole lot longer. 145 00:10:22,541 --> 00:10:25,541 You know, President Priest told me that Newfoundland 146 00:10:25,576 --> 00:10:28,274 was a garden of wine, women and song, 147 00:10:28,309 --> 00:10:30,274 and so far all I've seen is 148 00:10:30,741 --> 00:10:34,074 cold and snow, and, and - yuck! 149 00:10:34,174 --> 00:10:36,474 So, let's go back to the moth and take off for the Lexx. 150 00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:40,706 Maybe the time has come to finally give up 151 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,340 on this planet and start trying to find a nice one. 152 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,540 - Yeah, you know, that's funny. - Why? 153 00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:47,138 Well, because usually it's 154 00:10:47,173 --> 00:10:49,306 cowardly captain Stanley H Tweedle 155 00:10:49,341 --> 00:10:51,790 who wants to go back to the Lexx, 156 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,082 and Xev, the brave Cluster lizard 157 00:10:54,117 --> 00:10:56,340 love slave with a sense of adventure, 158 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,338 who wants to stay. 159 00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:58,838 Whatever happened to your 160 00:10:58,873 --> 00:11:01,038 "Carnivores like to explore" bit? 161 00:11:01,073 --> 00:11:03,240 Cluster lizards are from a hot planet. 162 00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:05,872 I just don't like it here. 163 00:11:06,539 --> 00:11:07,770 Then why are we still here? 164 00:11:07,805 --> 00:11:10,205 Why are we on this planet at all? 165 00:11:10,672 --> 00:11:14,339 You are still here because I have asked you to go to the place called Transylvania. 166 00:11:14,939 --> 00:11:16,339 Yeah, exactly. 167 00:11:16,505 --> 00:11:18,738 So explain to me Kai why you, 168 00:11:18,773 --> 00:11:20,972 being dead and having no wants, 169 00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:22,805 would want to go there? 170 00:11:22,939 --> 00:11:24,572 I do not want to go there, 171 00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:28,004 but I have an interest in certain legends related to the place. 172 00:11:28,071 --> 00:11:29,371 Stanley? 173 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,238 Bunny?! 174 00:11:32,671 --> 00:11:34,504 Yeah! 175 00:11:34,604 --> 00:11:36,271 Hi Xev, hi Kai. 176 00:11:37,504 --> 00:11:39,238 This is one weird planet. 177 00:11:47,104 --> 00:11:48,871 Are you the same Bunny we met before, 178 00:11:49,371 --> 00:11:51,137 that - died? 179 00:11:51,903 --> 00:11:55,070 She is either the same Bunny we met before, reborn - 180 00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:57,103 or an archetype. 181 00:11:58,003 --> 00:12:00,970 - How do you know our names? - I jast do. 182 00:12:01,737 --> 00:12:04,170 You are Kai - you are dead. 183 00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:07,103 You're Xev, Stan. 184 00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:09,837 - Hi! - Hi. 185 00:12:10,537 --> 00:12:12,703 - What do you want, Bunny? - Well, I want you to stay here, 186 00:12:13,202 --> 00:12:14,236 on this planet. 187 00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:17,002 - Will you stay? - Why do you want us to stay? 188 00:12:21,136 --> 00:12:23,569 Can I talk to you, Stanley - 189 00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:27,502 - alone? - Oh, er, um - 190 00:12:28,369 --> 00:12:31,902 We'll be over there - brud! 191 00:12:32,636 --> 00:12:34,736 Come on Kai. 192 00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:39,801 This is a really nice place Stanley. 193 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,201 Why would you want to leave? 194 00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:43,268 What makes you think we wanna leave? 195 00:12:43,568 --> 00:12:44,668 So you'll stay? 196 00:12:44,901 --> 00:12:47,968 You mean, here in Newfoundland, or on this planet? 197 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,335 Yeah! 198 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,635 I dunno Bunny, I mean my kingdom here is 199 00:12:52,868 --> 00:12:54,966 not exactly on the warm side, 200 00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:57,535 and then we've got to go to a place called 201 00:12:57,901 --> 00:12:59,232 Transylvania, 202 00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:01,567 and then we'll probably just head back to the Lexx 203 00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:03,267 and fly away from this planet forever. 204 00:13:03,302 --> 00:13:05,032 Oh, please don't fly away. 205 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:07,900 - Well, what does it matter to you? - I want you to stay! 206 00:13:07,935 --> 00:13:09,567 No, I'm sorry Bunny. 207 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,265 But hey - 208 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,634 you could leave with us when we go. 209 00:13:14,234 --> 00:13:15,534 I don't know, Stanley. 210 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:17,499 I think I have to stay here. 211 00:13:17,534 --> 00:13:20,900 Oh well, suit yourself but you know, we're out of here for certain. 212 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,233 It's not a question of if, it's only a question of when. 213 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:28,333 Before you go, I could give you a little going away present. 214 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,699 What kind of going away present? 215 00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:34,733 Come by room number 6, at 7:30. 216 00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:39,299 OK. 217 00:13:39,633 --> 00:13:40,599 7:30. 218 00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:51,798 Where's Bunny? 219 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:55,165 Oh, she just went upstairs, I'm gonna meet her up there in a while. 220 00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:01,530 What for? 221 00:14:01,565 --> 00:14:03,832 She has a - present for me. 222 00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:12,064 - Yeah, hello. - Yeah, hello - 223 00:14:12,164 --> 00:14:14,696 look, if you wanna find Brud Parsnip, 224 00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:17,497 you'll find him tonight at the Priest Hole 225 00:14:17,532 --> 00:14:20,764 in room 6, 7:30. Bye. 226 00:14:22,997 --> 00:14:25,731 Yeah, I tried to get him to stay, but 227 00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:28,564 he said they were leaving this planet anyway 228 00:14:28,599 --> 00:14:30,697 and that was that, so - 229 00:14:31,263 --> 00:14:34,796 - can I come back? - No. What else did you say? 230 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:39,663 I told him I'd meet him later, to give him a going away present, but - 231 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,996 I don't have a going away present! 232 00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:45,230 Bunny - 233 00:14:45,596 --> 00:14:47,746 you have done very, very, very well 234 00:14:47,781 --> 00:14:49,655 for your country and your president. 235 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,530 We will arrange a going away present. 236 00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:53,696 We most certainly will. 237 00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:55,195 - What? - You! 238 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,195 Bunny, wunny - 239 00:15:03,762 --> 00:15:05,295 if you love your country, 240 00:15:05,895 --> 00:15:08,529 if you cherish all that we hold dear, 241 00:15:09,629 --> 00:15:11,462 and if you truly truly love the Presidency - 242 00:15:11,529 --> 00:15:13,562 I do! I do love the Presidency! 243 00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:17,028 He means that you are to seduce Stanley Tweedle, 244 00:15:17,661 --> 00:15:19,494 if you can't convince him in any other way. 245 00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:21,661 Seduce him? 246 00:15:22,694 --> 00:15:24,059 You mean you want me to - 247 00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:26,728 Give him the ride of his life. 248 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,461 I don't know if I can. 249 00:15:31,928 --> 00:15:34,294 I mean, I love the President so much, 250 00:15:34,329 --> 00:15:36,661 I can't bear to think of another man - 251 00:15:37,294 --> 00:15:39,793 Please Bunny, it's all right. You can do it for me. 252 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,793 For the Presidency. 253 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,525 Oh, there's gotta be at least 254 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,427 one green garden around here somewhere. 255 00:16:12,226 --> 00:16:15,959 Now that is some screech, b'y, dat is 256 00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:20,892 Oh, fancy a tickle of the ivories, my son? 257 00:16:21,092 --> 00:16:23,992 - My name is Kai. - Oh, and I'm Father Pickle. 258 00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:27,725 This premises is my little hole in the wall. 259 00:16:28,225 --> 00:16:30,791 I opened it to raise money for the orphans 260 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,658 better than the bingo, don't you think? 261 00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:35,858 You must be from - 262 00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:38,623 away, then? 263 00:16:38,658 --> 00:16:40,456 I am from the Light Universe. 264 00:16:40,491 --> 00:16:44,425 I was an assassin for 2000 years, in the service of His Divine Shadow. 265 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,225 I am dead. 266 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:50,024 Wonderful - well, each of us has his own story to tell - 267 00:16:50,657 --> 00:16:53,657 even if they don't come to much in the end, eh? 268 00:16:53,692 --> 00:16:55,724 Would you like to give it a go? 269 00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:57,357 It is a musical instrument? 270 00:16:57,657 --> 00:17:00,657 Oh, there's no fooling you, me boy. 271 00:17:00,692 --> 00:17:02,622 The dead are easily fooled. 272 00:17:02,657 --> 00:17:05,524 Ah, give it a go. She won't bite ya. 273 00:17:16,123 --> 00:17:17,889 Listen up boys, listen up. 274 00:17:18,556 --> 00:17:20,789 Tonight, we have something very special for you. 275 00:17:21,189 --> 00:17:23,923 This very good looking young man, Kai, 276 00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:26,389 is from a dead universe - 277 00:17:26,789 --> 00:17:28,223 must be the mainland, huh? 278 00:17:29,989 --> 00:17:32,489 But tonight he has promised us 279 00:17:32,524 --> 00:17:34,888 a tickle of the ivories. 280 00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,588 Hey, this should be good. 281 00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:12,854 Yo Way Yo. 282 00:18:19,121 --> 00:18:21,553 You're early - Stanley. 283 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,086 Well Bunny, I just couldn't wait any longer to see you. 284 00:18:27,786 --> 00:18:29,553 You seem - different. 285 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,420 Different? 286 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,720 Er, what, me, 287 00:18:34,553 --> 00:18:37,753 Stanley H Tweedle, captain of the Lexx, 288 00:18:38,353 --> 00:18:39,386 different? 289 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,986 No, 290 00:18:42,286 --> 00:18:45,152 I'm a hundred percent me. Always have been! 291 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:49,919 Anyway, I just came by to say - 292 00:18:50,552 --> 00:18:51,552 goodbye. 293 00:18:51,819 --> 00:18:53,085 Goodbye? 294 00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:56,252 Yeah, yeah, I've decided to leave this planet, right now. 295 00:18:56,852 --> 00:19:00,085 I'm gonna take Xev and - Kai with me. 296 00:19:00,219 --> 00:19:01,919 - You can't leave! - Well - 297 00:19:02,285 --> 00:19:05,452 I'm sorry Bunny, you know, I'd like to stay,really I would, but 298 00:19:05,919 --> 00:19:07,551 you know how it is - 299 00:19:07,718 --> 00:19:08,951 captain of the Lexx, 300 00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:11,151 there's a lot of important - 301 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,384 space missions that I've gotta do. 302 00:19:13,851 --> 00:19:16,718 I just thought I'd come by and say - so long. 303 00:19:17,684 --> 00:19:19,218 Oh, tut tut tut, 304 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:24,018 no tears, Bunny, no tears. 305 00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:26,918 I know how it must hurt, me leaving, but - 306 00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:28,784 what can I do? 307 00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:30,550 I can't help it. 308 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:34,883 This is just terrible, terrible! 309 00:19:35,817 --> 00:19:38,350 There, there, there. 310 00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:41,483 Now, you tell Bru - 311 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:45,683 brave Captain Stanley all about it. 312 00:19:47,117 --> 00:19:49,217 well - I promised 313 00:19:49,383 --> 00:19:51,217 I would get you to stay! 314 00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:53,816 - Promised who? - My husband. 315 00:19:54,682 --> 00:19:55,816 Your husband? 316 00:19:56,182 --> 00:19:58,016 Ah. Where's he? 317 00:19:58,816 --> 00:20:00,849 In Washington DC. 318 00:20:01,516 --> 00:20:04,216 He's the President of the United States. 319 00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:07,882 What? 320 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,416 Oh, well - 321 00:20:09,549 --> 00:20:12,682 he asked me to come to Newfoundland 322 00:20:12,816 --> 00:20:16,048 and convince you to stay on Earth and so I said yes because, 323 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:19,681 because I love him more than life itself and 324 00:20:20,315 --> 00:20:23,180 and I don't want anything bad to happen to him! 325 00:20:23,215 --> 00:20:26,881 And now you're saying you're leaving and I don't know what I'm gonna do! 326 00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:30,715 - Oh, I - Please don't go, Stanley. 327 00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:33,548 Bunny, I feel your pain but 328 00:20:34,381 --> 00:20:37,881 outer space awaits Stanley H Tweedle. 329 00:20:38,248 --> 00:20:39,280 No. 330 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,614 Look, Bunny, you're young, you'll get over it. 331 00:20:43,914 --> 00:20:45,880 You'll have to let go of my leg now, Bunny. 332 00:20:46,614 --> 00:20:48,847 - I'll do anything you want. - Anything? 333 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:53,180 - Anything... - Anything, you name it! 334 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,280 No! 335 00:20:57,814 --> 00:20:59,514 I couldn't ask you to do that, it wouldn't be right. 336 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,445 Yes, you can ask me, you can ask me, 337 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,013 I'll do anything. Whatever it is, I'll say yes. 338 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,313 Would you cradle my rock? 339 00:21:07,546 --> 00:21:09,479 Cradle your rock? 340 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:11,946 I don't know what you mean. 341 00:21:12,113 --> 00:21:14,079 That's OK Bunny - I do. 342 00:21:15,546 --> 00:21:18,079 Trust me - all will be 343 00:21:18,713 --> 00:21:19,879 revealed. 344 00:21:27,778 --> 00:21:30,878 Yo Way Yo. 345 00:21:35,645 --> 00:21:37,912 Yo Way Yo. 346 00:21:38,278 --> 00:21:40,478 Hom Var Ray, 347 00:21:40,978 --> 00:21:43,343 Yo Way Ra, 348 00:21:43,378 --> 00:21:46,778 Jerhume Brunnen G 349 00:21:54,511 --> 00:21:56,977 Yo Way Yo, 350 00:21:57,111 --> 00:21:59,311 Hom Var Ray, 351 00:22:00,211 --> 00:22:04,444 Yo Way Ra, 352 00:22:04,911 --> 00:22:09,444 Jerhume Brunnen G 353 00:22:12,076 --> 00:22:16,676 Yo A Ra, 354 00:22:16,976 --> 00:22:23,110 Jerhume Brunnen G 355 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:35,774 You do have some talent my son, 356 00:22:35,809 --> 00:22:38,875 but your style is a little bit - stiff. 357 00:22:38,910 --> 00:22:41,942 Try this - might help to loosen it up. 358 00:22:42,842 --> 00:22:45,509 I do not have a liver. 359 00:22:45,544 --> 00:22:46,942 Oh. 360 00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:51,009 Oh, I'm terribly sorry to hear that. 361 00:22:51,475 --> 00:22:55,242 Fortunately I still have a fraction of mine left. 362 00:23:01,241 --> 00:23:03,941 Oh, that hit the spot! 363 00:23:05,374 --> 00:23:06,608 So, you're staying now? 364 00:23:07,174 --> 00:23:09,708 Fraid not, I'm leaving you and this planet. 365 00:23:10,108 --> 00:23:12,058 - But you said - - Yeah, well, I lied! 366 00:23:12,093 --> 00:23:14,008 You know what they call that around here? 367 00:23:14,508 --> 00:23:16,008 - What? - Tough nookies! 368 00:23:17,508 --> 00:23:20,207 Anyway, gotta run. 369 00:23:20,373 --> 00:23:21,573 You were great. 370 00:23:22,173 --> 00:23:25,040 I've had better, but not today. 371 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,838 But you promised you'd stay! 372 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:30,773 Well I did stay, now I've gotta go. 373 00:23:31,707 --> 00:23:33,940 You are a bad, 374 00:23:34,407 --> 00:23:35,773 bad man! 375 00:23:36,773 --> 00:23:38,740 Yeah, well, I can't disagree with you there. 376 00:23:51,672 --> 00:23:52,772 Er - 377 00:23:53,339 --> 00:23:57,772 give my regards to Mr President! 378 00:24:25,871 --> 00:24:28,338 - What time is it now? - You just asked, 7:28. 379 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,970 - And what time is it now? - I just told you, 7:28. 380 00:24:39,504 --> 00:24:41,770 - And now? - 7:29. 381 00:24:42,537 --> 00:24:44,337 Close enough. 382 00:24:44,372 --> 00:24:46,102 You're a bad man! 383 00:24:46,137 --> 00:24:48,804 - I've gotta go! - You don't know the half of it. 384 00:24:48,839 --> 00:24:51,104 I've had to face temptation me whole life. 385 00:24:51,139 --> 00:24:53,604 Yeah, well I'm just learning about it, OK? 386 00:24:53,639 --> 00:24:56,069 Even though I took a vow of celibacy, 387 00:24:56,269 --> 00:25:00,103 I swore to forgo the evil pleasures of the flesh, 388 00:25:00,503 --> 00:25:03,669 to deny myself the simple physical pleasure 389 00:25:03,704 --> 00:25:06,636 of romping naked on a bed, 390 00:25:06,936 --> 00:25:09,601 with a beautiful, lithe, 391 00:25:09,636 --> 00:25:13,269 - lissom, firm, gorgeous - - Listen listen listen listen listen - 392 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,800 I don't know what you're talking about pal, 393 00:25:14,835 --> 00:25:17,902 but I've got to romp naked with a very tempting young lady, 394 00:25:17,937 --> 00:25:19,986 and you're making me late! 395 00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:22,035 Fight the urge, bad man, 396 00:25:22,070 --> 00:25:24,502 fight the urge! 397 00:25:25,102 --> 00:25:27,635 Romping naked - 398 00:25:28,335 --> 00:25:31,935 ooh, very dangerous words. 399 00:25:32,568 --> 00:25:36,802 Away wit ya! 400 00:25:39,367 --> 00:25:42,001 - Hi Bunny - - Bad man! 401 00:25:42,234 --> 00:25:44,101 Bad man! 402 00:25:44,901 --> 00:25:46,167 But Bunny, wait! 403 00:25:46,467 --> 00:25:47,834 Ow's she gettin on, b'y? 404 00:25:49,234 --> 00:25:52,034 Are those words you're speaking, or is your mouth broken? 405 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:55,167 Watch your mouth, Brud Parsnip. We'll have no more of your lip. 406 00:25:55,202 --> 00:25:57,334 Do you know what the funny thing about all of this is? 407 00:25:57,467 --> 00:26:00,267 - Wha? - I'm not Brud Parsnip. 408 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,331 I am Stanley H Tweedle, 409 00:26:02,366 --> 00:26:04,500 and I'm the new king of Newfoundland. 410 00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:09,233 Oh. Well, come here then, Stanley Tweedle the new king of Newfoundland. 411 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,233 Come here, I won't bite. 412 00:26:12,433 --> 00:26:14,933 Well, OK. 413 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,066 Bout time the king was crowned, wha? 414 00:26:51,564 --> 00:26:53,464 You wanna nother screech? 415 00:26:54,331 --> 00:26:56,698 I think you need nother screech. 416 00:27:00,698 --> 00:27:01,931 Hi Xev. 417 00:27:03,264 --> 00:27:04,431 Stan! 418 00:27:05,531 --> 00:27:06,931 What do you think? 419 00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:11,563 Where's your hat? 420 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:15,963 Threw it away. New planet, new hat! 421 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,797 Spose so! 422 00:27:18,363 --> 00:27:20,597 Ah - Xev, I need to talk to you. 423 00:27:21,730 --> 00:27:22,963 About what? 424 00:27:24,263 --> 00:27:25,363 Not here. 425 00:27:28,097 --> 00:27:29,328 What is it Stanley? 426 00:27:29,363 --> 00:27:31,397 It's something personal. 427 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:33,396 What? 428 00:27:33,996 --> 00:27:36,729 It's important, it's extremely important. 429 00:27:37,196 --> 00:27:38,662 Can we go to the moth? 430 00:27:39,062 --> 00:27:40,327 You serious? 431 00:27:40,362 --> 00:27:42,762 I've never been more serious in my life. 432 00:27:43,929 --> 00:27:45,029 OK Stan, 433 00:27:46,096 --> 00:27:49,162 but it better be important. 434 00:27:59,495 --> 00:28:01,028 I'll be right back. 435 00:28:02,728 --> 00:28:04,295 Bad man! 436 00:28:08,828 --> 00:28:11,628 Better not to think about it. 437 00:28:18,095 --> 00:28:19,827 What is it you wanted to talk to me about? 438 00:28:20,594 --> 00:28:22,192 You're a good listener Xev, 439 00:28:22,227 --> 00:28:25,694 you know, that's one of the things I always really liked about you. 440 00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:27,961 That, and the fact that you're 441 00:28:27,996 --> 00:28:30,194 a love slave Cluster lizard, 442 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,194 with a sense of adventure. 443 00:28:32,229 --> 00:28:33,860 I'm listening. 444 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:37,092 Yeah, well you know, there are certain things 445 00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:39,627 I've been wanting to get off my chest for a while. 446 00:28:39,662 --> 00:28:42,359 I wanted to be able to really open up, 447 00:28:42,394 --> 00:28:44,193 you know - it's just, 448 00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:47,493 just - it's hard, sometimes. 449 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:50,726 Well, whatever it is, you can tell me. 450 00:28:50,761 --> 00:28:52,460 - Really? - Yeah. 451 00:28:52,495 --> 00:28:54,159 Ah - not here. 452 00:28:54,459 --> 00:28:56,759 - Why not? - No, no, I can't talk about it here, 453 00:28:56,794 --> 00:28:57,958 it's gotta be on the Lexx. 454 00:28:57,993 --> 00:29:00,126 I don't understand what this is all about. 455 00:29:00,161 --> 00:29:01,593 You will, I promise. 456 00:29:01,959 --> 00:29:03,626 I'll tell you everything, as soon as we get on the Lexx. 457 00:29:03,661 --> 00:29:05,625 - It's that important? - Mm hmm. 458 00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:08,092 But what about Kai? 459 00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:11,025 Oh, we'll come right back. 460 00:29:11,525 --> 00:29:14,492 You know, it's just that what I've got to say is so, 461 00:29:15,025 --> 00:29:18,490 so very very difficult, 462 00:29:18,525 --> 00:29:21,092 you know, I can only explain it on the Lexx. 463 00:29:21,492 --> 00:29:23,692 Well, if it's really that, 464 00:29:24,158 --> 00:29:27,157 very, very, important - 465 00:29:27,192 --> 00:29:30,191 Oh it is, it is. All right, let's go. 466 00:29:37,191 --> 00:29:39,191 Oh look, do you - 467 00:29:40,457 --> 00:29:41,624 do you mind flying? 468 00:29:41,824 --> 00:29:44,357 I don't feel like I'm up to it just now. 469 00:30:21,722 --> 00:30:23,889 Look, whatever it is 470 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:27,389 you think you're doing here, I can tell you you're making a big mistake. 471 00:30:27,555 --> 00:30:30,055 I am the king of Newfoundland, 472 00:30:30,255 --> 00:30:32,655 and I refuse to be disrespected like this. 473 00:30:32,690 --> 00:30:35,022 - Now release me at once! - Or what? 474 00:30:35,189 --> 00:30:38,521 Or I'll tell the President of the United States. 475 00:30:40,221 --> 00:30:41,488 Sure you will. 476 00:30:41,854 --> 00:30:43,837 I've got a better idea, Parsnip. 477 00:30:43,872 --> 00:30:45,786 I'm not Parsnip, I'm Tweedle! 478 00:30:45,821 --> 00:30:49,021 I'm captain of the Lexx, I'm king of Newfoundland - 479 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:51,254 you got the wrong man! 480 00:30:52,488 --> 00:30:54,386 See, only the real Brud Parsnip 481 00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:56,854 could come up with a story like that, wha? 482 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,088 Now here's my idea - 483 00:30:58,854 --> 00:31:01,753 for every lie, you get one good pounding - 484 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,253 like that. 485 00:31:05,453 --> 00:31:06,987 OK, OK. 486 00:31:07,887 --> 00:31:08,953 I won't lie. 487 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:10,918 And you see all these people here? 488 00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:13,636 These are some of the people who you've lied to, 489 00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:16,445 or else gotten money off of and never returned, 490 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,220 or screwed over some other way. Now mind you, 491 00:31:19,653 --> 00:31:23,552 this isn't all of them. This is a tiny minuscule fraction of them. 492 00:31:23,952 --> 00:31:26,219 Today, we're gonna get settled up 493 00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:28,019 once and for all. 494 00:31:28,352 --> 00:31:30,952 You get one big jeesily pounding 495 00:31:30,987 --> 00:31:33,086 for every lie you've told, 496 00:31:33,121 --> 00:31:35,151 every promise you broke, 497 00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:38,819 every bad debt that you rung up over the years, you follow? 498 00:31:38,854 --> 00:31:41,919 How many poundings are we talking about here? 499 00:31:43,952 --> 00:31:47,318 Well, into the hundreds, I would imagine. 500 00:31:47,685 --> 00:31:51,418 If not the tousands, or even the tens of tousands. 501 00:31:51,551 --> 00:31:54,618 But I'm not Brud Parsnip! 502 00:31:56,351 --> 00:31:58,951 Well, dat's ten tousand and one, isn't it, wha? 503 00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:02,551 Ten tousand and - all right, who's first? 504 00:32:20,484 --> 00:32:22,434 - So Stan, what is it? - Whoa! 505 00:32:22,469 --> 00:32:24,384 Why did we have to come up here? 506 00:32:24,850 --> 00:32:26,017 What do you have to say? 507 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:28,650 Man, oh man - 508 00:32:30,850 --> 00:32:33,016 We're here. What is it? 509 00:32:34,249 --> 00:32:35,683 Whoa. 510 00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:38,783 Sit! Talk to me. 511 00:32:39,883 --> 00:32:41,316 OK. 512 00:32:46,183 --> 00:32:47,416 What is it? 513 00:32:49,383 --> 00:32:51,783 Why do I have to feel so much? 514 00:32:52,249 --> 00:32:55,082 I've never seen you like this before! 515 00:32:55,848 --> 00:33:00,248 Can I trust you, Xev? I mean, can I really, really trust you? 516 00:33:00,548 --> 00:33:02,513 You can trust me Stan. 517 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:06,615 Oh, but this is, this is so hard for me to say, Xev. 518 00:33:07,415 --> 00:33:08,982 I'm here for you. 519 00:33:10,748 --> 00:33:12,082 Say it. 520 00:33:15,315 --> 00:33:18,381 OK. OK. 521 00:33:20,447 --> 00:33:21,847 It's a song. 522 00:33:46,946 --> 00:33:48,513 So, what is that thing? 523 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,080 - Keyboard. - Huh? 524 00:33:51,213 --> 00:33:52,711 I mean, it's a - 525 00:33:52,746 --> 00:33:55,180 my music thingy, that I found. 526 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,280 It's a song that I want you to hear, that I wrote, 527 00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,446 just for you. 528 00:34:05,179 --> 00:34:08,479 Yo A O, Hom Var Ray, Yo A Ra, 529 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:10,912 Jerhume Brunnen G 530 00:34:16,045 --> 00:34:19,078 Way Ro Way, Ro Hanna Ro, 531 00:34:19,113 --> 00:34:22,112 A Way Ro Ra, Jay Hanna Ray 532 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:24,744 Yo A O, Hom Var Ray, 533 00:34:24,779 --> 00:34:27,944 Yo A Ra, Jerhume Brunnen G 534 00:34:33,544 --> 00:34:36,476 Yo A O, Hom Var Ray, 535 00:34:36,511 --> 00:34:39,578 Yo A Ra, Jerhume Brunnen G 536 00:34:39,613 --> 00:34:42,343 Yo A O, Hom Var Ray, 537 00:34:42,378 --> 00:34:47,344 Yo A Ra, Jerhume Brunnen G 538 00:34:47,644 --> 00:34:50,342 Yo A Ra, 539 00:34:50,377 --> 00:34:55,810 Jerhume Brunnen G 540 00:35:02,510 --> 00:35:05,377 Of course, I can speak the Gaelic, 541 00:35:06,143 --> 00:35:09,677 and a fair bit of Latin, and very little Greek - 542 00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:11,943 but that language - 543 00:35:12,876 --> 00:35:15,041 I don't recognise it at all. 544 00:35:15,076 --> 00:35:17,109 It is the language of my people - 545 00:35:17,309 --> 00:35:18,374 the Brunnen G. 546 00:35:18,409 --> 00:35:21,076 And - what was that song about? 547 00:35:21,176 --> 00:35:24,876 The Brunnen G were a once proud and noble race of romantic warriors 548 00:35:25,242 --> 00:35:28,009 who, over time, became isolated and inward looking. 549 00:35:29,042 --> 00:35:30,976 This song - 550 00:35:33,442 --> 00:35:37,308 is an ancient song in a long lost language handed down by my ancestors. 551 00:35:38,408 --> 00:35:39,508 It was song, 552 00:35:40,075 --> 00:35:42,308 by the Brunnen G warriors, as we sang it, 553 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:45,241 when we went into battle expecting to die. 554 00:35:45,641 --> 00:35:47,741 And - what happened? 555 00:35:49,141 --> 00:35:50,275 We died. 556 00:35:56,641 --> 00:35:59,190 Oh Xev, oh Xev, 557 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:01,705 what is it Xev. 558 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:06,274 Who are you Xev, oh Xev Xev Xev. 559 00:36:06,607 --> 00:36:11,307 Why do I-I-I feel this way. 560 00:36:11,342 --> 00:36:16,007 Oh Xev, what can I say-ay-ay. 561 00:36:16,407 --> 00:36:20,572 Happy hour, oh happy hour. 562 00:36:20,607 --> 00:36:25,539 You make me happy at happy hour. 563 00:36:25,673 --> 00:36:32,706 Happy hour, oh happy hour. 564 00:36:32,741 --> 00:36:39,739 Oh Xev, oh Xev, oh Xevvvvvvvv. 565 00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:43,639 Yeah. So, what do you think? 566 00:36:43,674 --> 00:36:45,072 Yeah. 567 00:36:49,105 --> 00:36:50,438 All right Stan - 568 00:36:51,305 --> 00:36:52,503 out with it. 569 00:36:52,538 --> 00:36:55,172 Out with it? Are you sure? 570 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,405 I'm sure. 571 00:37:03,205 --> 00:37:04,972 Stan? 572 00:37:06,638 --> 00:37:08,371 I need a hug. 573 00:37:10,204 --> 00:37:12,471 I've been waiting a long time for this, 574 00:37:12,971 --> 00:37:15,771 you lying thieving blood of a bitch! 575 00:37:16,937 --> 00:37:18,269 40. 576 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:20,704 And then when I asked you if you were at Doris's house, 577 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:21,837 you said you weren't! 578 00:37:22,971 --> 00:37:24,371 41. 579 00:37:24,471 --> 00:37:26,336 You said you needed my PIN number, 580 00:37:26,371 --> 00:37:29,771 'cause it was right romantic to share PIN numbers. 581 00:37:31,436 --> 00:37:32,970 42. 582 00:37:34,970 --> 00:37:37,370 Oh, this feels so good. 583 00:37:37,405 --> 00:37:39,735 Let it out, Stanley. 584 00:37:39,770 --> 00:37:42,620 Oh, but I've kept it in so long. 585 00:37:42,655 --> 00:37:45,435 Well, now it's time to let it out! 586 00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:48,403 But it's a part of me that I've kept hidden from you. 587 00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:51,470 Do you really want to see it? 588 00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:53,769 Let it out, Stan. 589 00:37:54,235 --> 00:37:55,302 Xev - 590 00:37:56,269 --> 00:37:58,002 I want you, 591 00:37:58,402 --> 00:38:00,802 to be the hand, 592 00:38:00,935 --> 00:38:03,802 that's gonna rock my cradle. 593 00:38:03,837 --> 00:38:06,036 - Sorry?! - Oh come on Xev, 594 00:38:06,071 --> 00:38:08,403 look I'll never ask anything 595 00:38:08,438 --> 00:38:10,753 from you ever again, I promise. 596 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:13,069 What do you mean? Stop this! 597 00:38:13,635 --> 00:38:17,868 Come on, you know what I mean. Enough is enough, huh? 598 00:38:17,903 --> 00:38:20,434 - Stan! - Hey look, you're a love slave, right? 599 00:38:20,469 --> 00:38:22,734 I bet you've cradled plenty of rocks, Xev. 600 00:38:25,401 --> 00:38:26,833 - Don't do that! - Come on Xev - 601 00:38:26,868 --> 00:38:29,301 don't be like that, 'cause there's just the two of us here. 602 00:38:29,336 --> 00:38:31,101 - It's enough. - Come on! 603 00:38:31,136 --> 00:38:32,234 I said it's enough! 604 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:40,600 Stan! 605 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,965 790, what have you done?! 606 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,333 Something I should have done a long time ago, ha ha! 607 00:38:52,368 --> 00:38:54,567 You killed him, you confused junk head! 608 00:38:54,602 --> 00:38:56,633 One down, one to go. 609 00:38:59,033 --> 00:39:00,533 Put me down! 610 00:39:00,767 --> 00:39:01,765 Where's the key? 611 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,432 Who cares! Where's the Kai? 612 00:39:06,199 --> 00:39:09,332 If Stan died, the key should have come out of his hand. 613 00:39:11,899 --> 00:39:13,999 I ought to throw you over too. 614 00:39:14,034 --> 00:39:15,532 What's stopping you? 615 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,532 Nothing! 616 00:39:21,999 --> 00:39:23,599 Poor Stan. 617 00:39:43,998 --> 00:39:47,598 Long live the Brunnen G! 618 00:39:53,897 --> 00:39:56,497 I think I'll just pour meself another little drop, 619 00:39:56,532 --> 00:39:58,630 to protect me from temptation. 620 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,447 You sure you won't join me? 621 00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:03,764 No, I must rejoin my friends. 622 00:40:04,297 --> 00:40:06,097 - Where is Stanley? - You mean Parsnip? 623 00:40:06,397 --> 00:40:08,764 He's getting the jeesily crap beaten out of him downstairs. 624 00:40:11,529 --> 00:40:14,863 OK, d'you fancy another rendition of that tune there? 625 00:40:15,263 --> 00:40:18,996 1, 2, 3, 4- 626 00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:35,162 My turn to give him the gears, wha? 627 00:40:36,828 --> 00:40:38,862 Ow's she gettin on, b'y? 628 00:40:43,362 --> 00:40:45,895 Who the frig are you? 629 00:40:46,728 --> 00:40:47,860 I am Kai. 630 00:40:47,895 --> 00:40:49,495 Yeah, well you gotta wait your turn Kai, 631 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,295 we're just getting started here. 632 00:40:51,330 --> 00:40:53,295 He is not Brud Parsnip. 633 00:40:53,428 --> 00:40:56,362 His name is Stanley Tweedle. 634 00:40:56,595 --> 00:40:58,326 Oh, Kai. 635 00:40:58,361 --> 00:41:00,927 Gee - sorry skipper - y'alright? 636 00:41:09,527 --> 00:41:10,894 Hello Stan. 637 00:41:11,661 --> 00:41:12,894 Xev! 638 00:41:15,061 --> 00:41:17,027 - and then, I 639 00:41:18,327 --> 00:41:21,293 - cradled his rock! - Oh, there there. 640 00:41:24,093 --> 00:41:27,193 - I did it, because I love you. - I know. 641 00:41:28,860 --> 00:41:30,426 It was horrible! 642 00:41:31,026 --> 00:41:32,426 You are a wonderful Bunny. 643 00:41:41,493 --> 00:41:42,626 What are you doing? 644 00:41:42,893 --> 00:41:44,559 People who don't treat 645 00:41:44,992 --> 00:41:47,659 the President's Bunny with the proper respect, 646 00:41:48,559 --> 00:41:50,459 deserve what they're going to get. 647 00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:54,992 You're the bestest President ever. 648 00:41:58,525 --> 00:42:00,925 Bye bye Newfoundland. 649 00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:02,759 Pe-ew! 650 00:42:04,859 --> 00:42:07,758 I want to cradle your rock, right now. 651 00:42:08,491 --> 00:42:10,423 - You do? - Mm hmm. 652 00:42:10,458 --> 00:42:13,774 There's nothing that I'd like better. 653 00:42:13,809 --> 00:42:17,091 Well then - cradle away, by all means. 654 00:42:18,091 --> 00:42:20,324 Up to no good again, are we? 655 00:42:20,724 --> 00:42:22,024 Prince. 656 00:42:22,524 --> 00:42:25,858 Of course, of course. 657 00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:32,290 - Just the way you like it. - Yes. 658 00:42:33,257 --> 00:42:34,523 Are we all ready to go then? 659 00:42:34,890 --> 00:42:36,890 - Go where? - Oh surely, Mr President, 660 00:42:37,057 --> 00:42:39,190 you haven'tforgotten about the Antarctic summit. 661 00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:41,288 Oo, I had, actually. 662 00:42:41,323 --> 00:42:43,323 Air Force One is fuelled and ready to go. 663 00:42:43,357 --> 00:42:44,422 So am I. 664 00:42:44,457 --> 00:42:46,457 There'll be plenty of time for that, 665 00:42:46,757 --> 00:42:48,557 after Antarctica. 666 00:42:51,157 --> 00:42:52,856 - Where's Tarctica? - This way. 667 00:42:58,556 --> 00:43:00,122 I don't get it. 668 00:43:00,389 --> 00:43:03,356 Brud Parsnip looked exactly like you, Stanley. 669 00:43:03,391 --> 00:43:05,456 Yeah, well he didn't act like me. 670 00:43:05,491 --> 00:43:07,556 Totally different person. 671 00:43:08,356 --> 00:43:09,956 I'm glad about that. 672 00:43:10,389 --> 00:43:14,089 On each planet, there seem to be a limited number of models of humans. 673 00:43:14,322 --> 00:43:16,755 You happened to find yours on this planet, Stanley. 674 00:43:17,255 --> 00:43:18,988 Well, good riddance! 675 00:43:25,321 --> 00:43:26,386 What was that? 676 00:43:26,421 --> 00:43:28,521 That was the thermonuclear destruction 677 00:43:28,556 --> 00:43:30,988 of the island of Newfoundland. 678 00:43:31,855 --> 00:43:32,988 Oh. 679 00:43:36,121 --> 00:43:39,454 Good thing we're on our way to Transylvania. 680 00:43:41,454 --> 00:43:47,154 Resync: Xenzai[NEF] 681 00:43:48,454 --> 00:43:51,154 Mikl, Bars 47311

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