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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,550 Resync: Xenzai[NEF] 2 00:00:02,683 --> 00:00:04,717 A tropical island paradise. 3 00:00:05,550 --> 00:00:07,450 Ten virile studs. 4 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:11,083 One drop dead gorgeous babe. 5 00:00:13,849 --> 00:00:15,349 And a single night 6 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,982 of jungle love! 7 00:00:25,616 --> 00:00:27,816 Lust and survival collide. 8 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:34,648 The sea breeze is thick with hormones. 9 00:00:37,748 --> 00:00:40,015 May the best man win. 10 00:00:46,715 --> 00:00:49,381 Any questions - or should I break out the rubber pants? 11 00:00:54,314 --> 00:00:55,680 It stinks - 12 00:00:58,647 --> 00:00:59,714 like gold! 13 00:01:00,014 --> 00:01:01,245 Oh! 14 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,614 The stink we love! 15 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:04,963 Great concept Farley. Who's gonna play the girl? 16 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,280 Only the most bodacious babe on the planet - 17 00:01:07,547 --> 00:01:09,447 Xev Bellringer! 18 00:01:09,647 --> 00:01:12,113 The honey from prison who ruled the Internet, perfect. 19 00:01:12,148 --> 00:01:13,978 Don't I know it! That jug of hot sauce has 20 00:01:14,013 --> 00:01:16,179 half the men on the planet bursting their Levi's! 21 00:01:16,346 --> 00:01:18,179 I wanna name the show after her, get this - 22 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:21,478 Xevivor! 23 00:01:21,513 --> 00:01:23,078 Love it, love it bundles. 24 00:01:23,113 --> 00:01:25,346 ��� �� ����� ��������, ������� ��������� It is that highlight, which lacks other show. 25 00:01:28,779 --> 00:01:30,545 Problem, Farley - 26 00:01:30,912 --> 00:01:32,878 Roger here tells me every network around's 27 00:01:32,913 --> 00:01:35,277 been trying to hire this Xev creature. 28 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,512 No-one can track her down, nobody knows where she lives, 29 00:01:37,547 --> 00:01:39,712 she's disappeared. Do you know something that we don't? 30 00:01:39,978 --> 00:01:42,012 Well, I couldn't reach her either, but check it out - 31 00:01:42,278 --> 00:01:44,978 a little while back, I get a call from her agent out of the blue 32 00:01:45,245 --> 00:01:46,577 some dude named Prince. 33 00:01:46,612 --> 00:01:49,977 We're working the deal, we're getting close, real close. 34 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,511 As a matter of fact, I got him on the line right now. 35 00:01:53,777 --> 00:01:55,877 Prince! You still there, big guy? 36 00:01:56,044 --> 00:01:57,594 Sure am, chief. How's our itch? 37 00:01:57,629 --> 00:01:59,109 - Getting scratched. - Mojo? 38 00:01:59,144 --> 00:02:00,677 - Working. - Whole lotta shaking? 39 00:02:00,712 --> 00:02:02,211 - Big time baking. - Easy peasy. 40 00:02:02,344 --> 00:02:05,111 - Japaneasy! - Righteous! Wicked up! 41 00:02:05,711 --> 00:02:07,111 He says money's not the issue. 42 00:02:07,146 --> 00:02:08,376 Prolonged exposure is. 43 00:02:08,411 --> 00:02:10,976 He wants to make sure that Xev's working for the network for a long time. 44 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:14,343 Of course, done - as long as he can have her on location yesterday. 45 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:17,776 Prince, you make the gravy, we'll slather the ham. 46 00:02:17,811 --> 00:02:20,243 I like mine from the butt, meat from the sweet spot. 47 00:02:20,278 --> 00:02:22,543 - Fine dining. - If you like pork. 48 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,276 Hey Prince, pleasure doing business with ya. 49 00:02:26,376 --> 00:02:27,510 Yo momma. 50 00:02:27,976 --> 00:02:29,209 That went well. 51 00:02:30,342 --> 00:02:31,442 It did. 52 00:02:31,909 --> 00:02:33,407 It did indeed. 53 00:02:33,442 --> 00:02:36,109 It's a pleasure doing business with you, robot head. 54 00:02:36,144 --> 00:02:37,309 Yo momma. 55 00:03:37,506 --> 00:03:39,471 Lexx 4.05 Xevivor 56 00:03:39,506 --> 00:03:41,106 You're a genius, Farley - 57 00:03:41,406 --> 00:03:43,572 Xevivor's got monster hit written 58 00:03:43,607 --> 00:03:45,006 all over it. 59 00:03:45,606 --> 00:03:48,038 Tell me - why Zig Zig Island? 60 00:03:48,538 --> 00:03:49,705 I'd never even heard of it, 61 00:03:49,871 --> 00:03:51,771 but no matter what questions I put to the computer, 62 00:03:51,806 --> 00:03:53,338 it always selected Zig Zig. 63 00:03:53,838 --> 00:03:54,938 Must be the best place. 64 00:03:57,105 --> 00:03:59,138 Robot revenge has arrived - 65 00:03:59,571 --> 00:04:00,905 right on schedule. 66 00:04:16,470 --> 00:04:17,770 How many men, you say? 67 00:04:17,837 --> 00:04:19,620 Ten. Selected from the finest 68 00:04:19,655 --> 00:04:21,404 specimens Earth has to offer. 69 00:04:21,737 --> 00:04:23,804 Millions watch as they compete against each other 70 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:25,168 in a series of contests, 71 00:04:25,203 --> 00:04:27,636 and the eventual winner claims a steamy night of love 72 00:04:27,671 --> 00:04:28,936 with the grand prize - 73 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:30,668 you. 74 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:34,334 Sexy, saucy, scintillating you! 75 00:04:34,369 --> 00:04:37,336 And millions will watch the winner and I fulfil this night of love? 76 00:04:37,636 --> 00:04:39,369 Most certainly. 77 00:04:39,569 --> 00:04:41,636 Hmm - that's OK. 78 00:04:42,136 --> 00:04:43,269 I like it! 79 00:04:51,568 --> 00:04:53,168 - How many men? - Nine, 80 00:04:53,203 --> 00:04:54,502 besides yourself. 81 00:04:54,935 --> 00:04:57,602 And the winner gets to rock the love hut with Xev, huh? 82 00:04:57,637 --> 00:04:58,702 That's right. 83 00:04:59,535 --> 00:05:01,667 Nah. No no no, it's ridiculous, I mean, 84 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,335 how am I ever gonna get picked for the show? 85 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:04,534 It's already been arranged. 86 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:07,067 One of the spots has been reserved for a wild 87 00:05:07,102 --> 00:05:09,267 card contestant chosen from a computer lottery. 88 00:05:09,534 --> 00:05:11,532 I can guarantee you'll get that position. 89 00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:14,032 Yeah, but what chance do I have once I get down there? 90 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:17,234 I mean, I'm a man's man, no mistake about that, but these other guys, 91 00:05:17,269 --> 00:05:19,267 I mean, they sound like they've been training for contests 92 00:05:19,302 --> 00:05:20,599 like this all their lives. 93 00:05:20,634 --> 00:05:23,034 What chance do I have to win against that kind of competition? 94 00:05:23,069 --> 00:05:24,700 Leave that to me, Stanley. 95 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,100 I promise that when it's all over, you'll be all over Xev. 96 00:05:28,135 --> 00:05:30,500 Why are you doing this? What's in this for you? 97 00:05:30,535 --> 00:05:32,867 I'm just trying to give everybody what they want. 98 00:05:32,902 --> 00:05:35,067 If you're off somewhere rubbing yourself against Xev, 99 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,233 then I get to be alone with the dead and delicious one, 100 00:05:37,268 --> 00:05:38,933 and hopefully rub against him. 101 00:05:38,968 --> 00:05:41,033 Oh, for the last time! 102 00:05:41,068 --> 00:05:42,965 Kai is all yours. 103 00:05:43,132 --> 00:05:46,365 Xev can't have him, I don't want him - what's the issue? 104 00:05:46,499 --> 00:05:49,399 Those not in love will never understand those who are. 105 00:05:49,699 --> 00:05:51,197 Now what do you say, Tweedle? 106 00:05:51,232 --> 00:05:53,230 You and Xev, naked under a tropical sun, 107 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:55,832 with the entire planet admiring your sexual prowess, 108 00:05:55,867 --> 00:05:58,083 no doubt leading to all kinds of offers, 109 00:05:58,118 --> 00:06:00,299 from all sorts of sensational Earth females! 110 00:06:00,665 --> 00:06:01,732 Is it a deal? 111 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:04,931 Yeah, deal. 112 00:06:14,731 --> 00:06:18,664 Kai - will you please check in on the show from time to time? 113 00:06:18,699 --> 00:06:21,331 - Why? - I want you to make sure everything's OK. 114 00:06:21,731 --> 00:06:23,362 She'll be just fine. 115 00:06:23,397 --> 00:06:25,863 - Will you do that for me? - Yes. 116 00:06:25,997 --> 00:06:29,297 I agree with 790- nothing's gonna happen, it's, er, 117 00:06:29,497 --> 00:06:31,397 er, gonna be an experience to treasure. 118 00:06:32,263 --> 00:06:33,613 Going somewhere, Stanley? 119 00:06:33,648 --> 00:06:34,963 Yeah, down to the Earth, why? 120 00:06:35,163 --> 00:06:37,263 I thought that you wished never to visit there again. 121 00:06:37,298 --> 00:06:39,097 Well yeah, but Xev's down there, and- 122 00:06:40,197 --> 00:06:42,396 look, I just changed my mind, OK? 123 00:06:42,629 --> 00:06:44,596 Something the living do. You got a problem with that? 124 00:06:45,062 --> 00:06:46,912 The dead do not have problems. 125 00:06:46,947 --> 00:06:48,954 Oo, can't agree with you there. 126 00:06:48,989 --> 00:06:50,962 Hurry along then, security guard - 127 00:06:51,262 --> 00:06:52,661 and good riddance. 128 00:06:52,696 --> 00:06:55,129 Yeah, well, you two have fun while I'm gone. 129 00:06:55,929 --> 00:06:57,496 I will if you will. 130 00:07:20,128 --> 00:07:22,294 Now you listen to me, Dr not at all helpful - 131 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,760 you're the fifth shrink I've been to in as many months! 132 00:07:25,294 --> 00:07:27,125 You blowhards all have the same questions, 133 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,393 I don't want any more questions - I want answers. 134 00:07:29,428 --> 00:07:31,627 - Farley! - I want these sick urges to stop, OK? 135 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:33,194 Farley - 136 00:07:33,294 --> 00:07:35,059 all of you... Where've you been? 137 00:07:35,094 --> 00:07:36,927 Listen to what these hack writers penned for me. 138 00:07:36,962 --> 00:07:38,260 There's no way in hell I'm saying this. 139 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:41,626 "We've assembled some of the most handsomest, most desirable, most 140 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,359 bodacious men on the planet. We brought them here" - 141 00:07:45,359 --> 00:07:47,459 oh, come on Pearl, it makes me sound like a homo! 142 00:07:47,494 --> 00:07:48,824 A guy who talks about men like that 143 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,524 is a guy who wants to crawl all over them - 144 00:07:50,559 --> 00:07:52,459 and I'm not that guy, those guys give me the creeps, 145 00:07:52,494 --> 00:07:53,926 you understand? Now get it rewritten! 146 00:07:55,259 --> 00:07:57,126 Never mind, I'll wing it! 147 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:11,890 21 OK live. 148 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,858 Hello, and welcome, viewers from around the globe. 149 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:16,257 This is a live telecast. 150 00:08:16,292 --> 00:08:19,724 I'm Farley Kuckle on Zig Zig Island, and you're watching Xevivor - 151 00:08:19,924 --> 00:08:22,724 the most exciting television event of all time! 152 00:08:22,891 --> 00:08:24,757 We've gathered some of the hunkiest, hottest, 153 00:08:24,891 --> 00:08:27,157 cut and buffed beefcakes you've ever laid eyes on. 154 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,324 These studs are to die for! 155 00:08:33,124 --> 00:08:35,374 They're here for one unforgettable night of love, 156 00:08:35,409 --> 00:08:37,624 with the most succulent female in the universe - 157 00:08:37,857 --> 00:08:40,256 but don't take my word for it - see for yourselves. 158 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:41,655 Ladies and gentlemen, 159 00:08:41,690 --> 00:08:43,856 I give you the island goddess - 160 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:45,256 XEV! 161 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:52,523 Hi! Hi! 162 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:59,822 And her sweaty suitors! 163 00:09:20,321 --> 00:09:23,204 You! Hey, you - I know you. 164 00:09:23,239 --> 00:09:26,088 Maybe from another life. 165 00:09:26,488 --> 00:09:27,719 No, in fact two other lives. 166 00:09:27,754 --> 00:09:29,488 You were evil and died in both of them. 167 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,788 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 168 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,088 I did die in a previous life 169 00:09:34,688 --> 00:09:35,988 on another network! 170 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,952 When we come back we're gonna pick our wild card contestant. 171 00:09:49,987 --> 00:09:53,587 After all - shouldn't ordinary Joe get to dream the cream dream too? 172 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,552 Yeah! 173 00:09:55,587 --> 00:09:58,686 Our six finalists are right over there, so stick around. 174 00:10:09,152 --> 00:10:11,486 This better work, 790. 175 00:10:33,951 --> 00:10:35,917 Stanley is on the island with Xev. 176 00:10:37,717 --> 00:10:40,015 - Was this something you arranged? - Yes. 177 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:42,150 I'm going to help him win the night of love with her. 178 00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:43,750 That will make Stan happy - 179 00:10:44,084 --> 00:10:45,450 and Xev unhappy. 180 00:10:45,617 --> 00:10:47,049 I'm a bad head - 181 00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:49,084 - spank me! - Hello? Spaceship Lexx, 182 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,884 is anybody there, is Kai there? Hello? 183 00:10:52,117 --> 00:10:53,450 No-one is here! 184 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:55,383 - I'll get rid of her. - Do not do that. 185 00:10:56,149 --> 00:10:58,183 But - this is out together time! 186 00:10:58,218 --> 00:11:00,549 - I am here. - Kai! 187 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:04,249 Dr Longbore asked me to contact you, 188 00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:06,881 and I said contacting you was OK by me. 189 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:10,183 He's found some more material that relates to the Divine Order symbol 190 00:11:10,218 --> 00:11:12,148 and the things you seem interested in, 191 00:11:12,183 --> 00:11:14,515 and he wanted to know if you'd like to return 192 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,082 to our planet and examine it. 193 00:11:16,348 --> 00:11:18,482 - Do you want to examine it? - I would. 194 00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:20,082 - No, Kai! - Great! 195 00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:22,315 When you arrive, I'll show it to you. 196 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:25,615 I'll show you everything. Will you come? 197 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:26,648 I wish to come. 198 00:11:27,015 --> 00:11:28,413 Me too! 199 00:11:28,448 --> 00:11:30,180 I'm going to virtually vomit. 200 00:11:30,215 --> 00:11:31,513 But first I must remain here to monitor 201 00:11:31,548 --> 00:11:34,481 the television programme on which Xev is appearing. 202 00:11:34,516 --> 00:11:37,414 Oh, you can do that here. You can do anything here. 203 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,246 - Then I will come. - Kai! 204 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:42,014 Don't do it! Stay with me and be my cuddle corpse. 205 00:11:42,147 --> 00:11:44,747 It's obvious she's a conniving bespectacled tramp! 206 00:11:44,782 --> 00:11:46,414 You keep watch till I return. 207 00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:49,614 Don't leave me! 208 00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:03,946 There's only one thing to do when the deceased break your heart - 209 00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:08,713 And now, here we go 210 00:12:08,748 --> 00:12:11,113 for Mr Wild Card. 211 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,979 And that's to make others pay. 212 00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:16,345 Number - 213 00:12:16,479 --> 00:12:18,645 Don't think so. 214 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:27,745 Number - 215 00:12:30,345 --> 00:12:33,011 4? Get on out here! 216 00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:35,076 4? That's me! 217 00:12:35,111 --> 00:12:37,578 That's me, that's me, that's me! I'm the winner, 218 00:12:37,613 --> 00:12:39,644 - I'm the winner! - Stan?! 219 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:44,944 I'm the winner, I'm the winner, I'm the winner, I'm the winner! 220 00:12:44,979 --> 00:12:47,078 Na na na na na! 221 00:12:47,113 --> 00:12:49,143 Hi sexy, hi guys. 222 00:12:49,178 --> 00:12:51,210 - No way! - Congratulations. 223 00:12:51,477 --> 00:12:53,210 - What's your name? - Stanley H Tw - 224 00:12:54,677 --> 00:12:58,477 I know you. Schlemmi, Fifi - you're evil. 225 00:12:59,777 --> 00:13:01,910 Those two must be sucking on the same bong. 226 00:13:02,143 --> 00:13:03,843 I want you out of here right now! 227 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,508 Me? You should worry about him. 228 00:13:06,543 --> 00:13:08,143 Looc Xev, it was just the luck of the draw, 229 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,543 - and I mean, what can you do? - Crush 230 00:13:09,578 --> 00:13:10,874 your neck with my bare hands if I have to. 231 00:13:10,909 --> 00:13:12,909 Well, that wouldn't be very island goddess-like of you, would it? 232 00:13:12,944 --> 00:13:15,060 Besides, this whole world is watching. 233 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,141 A full five hours of our broadcast day 234 00:13:17,176 --> 00:13:20,642 is dedicated to bringing you all the action of Xevivor, 235 00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:23,174 live - because we know you, 236 00:13:23,209 --> 00:13:26,542 just like those men, want it all, 237 00:13:26,577 --> 00:13:27,542 right now! 238 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:37,406 Do you mind? 239 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,640 Do you? The wardrobe must be just so 240 00:13:39,675 --> 00:13:41,575 if Xevivor's going to get and keep good ratings. 241 00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:42,906 That shows how little you know, Tailor. 242 00:13:42,941 --> 00:13:45,008 The secret to good ratings is beautiful hair. 243 00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:46,406 You're an idiot, Barber. 244 00:13:46,441 --> 00:13:48,106 The saying is "Dress for success" - 245 00:13:48,141 --> 00:13:50,272 not brush for it. Great clothes, great ratings - period. 246 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:52,307 Then we should get someone in here who can make great clothes, 247 00:13:52,507 --> 00:13:54,307 not the ratings killer that you've designed. 248 00:13:54,407 --> 00:13:55,874 Quiet, both of you! 249 00:13:56,707 --> 00:13:59,574 Farley, I don't care about any wild card contestant. 250 00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:02,105 Stanley Tweedle should not be here. 251 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:05,040 �������, ����� �� ����� ������, Well, I know xxxxxxx a choice bad, 252 00:14:05,574 --> 00:14:06,805 But that don, is don, lady. 253 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,539 �� �� � ��� ��� ����������. He is vracking awerysinxxxxxx. 254 00:14:08,574 --> 00:14:10,773 Don't worry about it, toots. 255 00:14:11,006 --> 00:14:13,139 I mean, his chances of thwacking your thong 256 00:14:13,174 --> 00:14:15,006 come love night are precisely 257 00:14:15,406 --> 00:14:16,473 zero. 258 00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:18,473 Look who he's up against. 259 00:14:18,773 --> 00:14:21,073 Titans. Chiselled Adonises. 260 00:14:21,373 --> 00:14:24,173 Fine hewn slabs of rippled man flesh, 261 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,073 pumping out their pungent testosterone musk, 262 00:14:27,339 --> 00:14:29,203 causing a deep and powerful thirst, 263 00:14:29,238 --> 00:14:32,138 a thirst that can only be quenched when a pair of swarthy, 264 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,572 hairy arms takes you into their powerful grasp, and -. 265 00:14:40,272 --> 00:14:42,838 Er - you look great. 266 00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:44,838 Really fetching. 267 00:14:47,072 --> 00:14:50,504 Fetching. Appropriate, seeing as how you dressed her like a poodle. 268 00:14:50,904 --> 00:14:53,337 You know, if the show were on the hair disaster channel, 269 00:14:53,504 --> 00:14:54,671 ratings would be through the roof. 270 00:14:56,737 --> 00:14:58,854 This is a rare Zig Zig chicken - 271 00:14:58,889 --> 00:15:00,936 one of the last of its kind. 272 00:15:00,971 --> 00:15:02,921 This critter is gonna sail over the island 273 00:15:02,956 --> 00:15:05,113 until we blow one of the balloons by remote, 274 00:15:05,148 --> 00:15:07,270 causing it to come down. Whoever finds it first 275 00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:09,336 and lays it at Xev's feet wins the day. 276 00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:11,470 Xev - let it go! 277 00:15:14,436 --> 00:15:15,436 Whee! 278 00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,368 Our champions will go after it 279 00:15:22,403 --> 00:15:24,503 as soon as they can climb out of their jail. 280 00:15:25,036 --> 00:15:27,169 Gentlemen - on your marks. 281 00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:34,735 - Set. - Go! 282 00:15:39,302 --> 00:15:42,602 Go go go go! Go go go go! 283 00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,532 The winner of each challenge is granted immunity 284 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:25,099 from the regular daily voting that eliminates one player from the contest. 285 00:16:25,466 --> 00:16:27,499 Soon, only one lucky man will be left 286 00:16:27,534 --> 00:16:29,266 to satisfy my many needs - 287 00:16:29,301 --> 00:16:30,866 and I, his. 288 00:16:31,099 --> 00:16:32,866 I'll win. I'm the best. 289 00:16:33,499 --> 00:16:35,499 The other guys are very good, but I'm the best. 290 00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,666 Still, having a withered skinbag like Tweedle around - 291 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,997 I dunno, it taints things. 292 00:16:41,032 --> 00:16:44,065 Xev and I, making out like animals on the first night of love? 293 00:16:44,365 --> 00:16:47,265 That'll happen. Stanley Tweedle passing the first vote? 294 00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:49,065 That won't. 295 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,597 Thank you. 296 00:17:13,697 --> 00:17:14,730 That way. 297 00:17:54,562 --> 00:17:56,362 That's very good, Farley. 298 00:17:56,795 --> 00:17:59,228 It's no use, Mistress Moonbeam. 299 00:17:59,462 --> 00:18:00,695 The chant's not working. 300 00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,327 I feel more sick urges, not less! 301 00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,827 Your inner child is grieving, Farley. 302 00:18:06,094 --> 00:18:07,127 But I'm not one of - 303 00:18:07,661 --> 00:18:08,727 77. 304 00:18:08,927 --> 00:18:11,561 - 7, 27. - them. I despise them. 305 00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,427 So why? 306 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:15,361 Why do I keep feeling these urges? 307 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,294 - What does the tarot say? - The cards show many 308 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,094 past lives for you, Farley. 309 00:18:20,261 --> 00:18:22,010 I see - so I'm like this because 310 00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:23,760 of bad things I've done in the past? 311 00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:26,026 Trust your inner child, Farley. 312 00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:28,293 Well, thank you Mistress Moonbeam, 313 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,826 that's really helpful. 314 00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:37,926 Yes! 315 00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:29,890 Well, what do you know? 316 00:19:47,356 --> 00:19:49,522 Listen - it's not like I believe in New Age 317 00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:51,421 hocus pocus stuff or anything, but, 318 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,756 er, I was wondering - could you tell me more about this guy 319 00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:55,889 who you said was like me? Who you met before, 320 00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:57,254 you know, who died? 321 00:19:57,289 --> 00:20:00,088 Well, first he was Schlemmi, then Fifi - now you. 322 00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:01,888 Right, but what, like - what was he like? 323 00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:05,088 Like for instance, was he, er - gay? 324 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,088 - What is gay? - Gay, you know, gay! 325 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,953 Like a man who likes other men, 326 00:20:08,988 --> 00:20:11,753 in a sexual way - which is not me of course, 327 00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:14,321 let's make that perfectly clear, I got "No Trespassing" 328 00:20:14,356 --> 00:20:16,855 tattooed on my ass - but, it's just this other guy, I was 329 00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:18,587 wondering if he was like, a little - you know. 330 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,152 Not that I know of. 331 00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:22,420 Oh. Oh, that's a relief. 332 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,754 But he was very sneaky, 333 00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,087 and he never told the truth. 334 00:20:25,254 --> 00:20:26,820 And liked to kill people. 335 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,885 Yeah? 336 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,420 Hey hey hey! 337 00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:33,519 No, no, no! 338 00:20:33,554 --> 00:20:36,854 Pearl, what's going on? The remote crew reported Stud 9 won. 339 00:20:36,889 --> 00:20:38,184 - Yeah? - Yeah, so - 340 00:20:38,219 --> 00:20:39,919 go find him, I want answers! 341 00:20:45,386 --> 00:20:47,986 He, he, he, Hey! Will you look at that everybody! 342 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,484 Our wild card contestant Stanley Tweedle 343 00:20:50,519 --> 00:20:52,986 has won our first contest. Well done Stanley. 344 00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:54,686 Go offer your tribute to Xev. 345 00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:58,652 Well - yum yum. 346 00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:00,418 Looks like Stan and Xev 347 00:21:00,818 --> 00:21:02,785 are gonna have fire down below. 348 00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:20,351 We'll be right back. 349 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:44,083 What an honour for you to return to us, Kai. 350 00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:45,183 I'll say! 351 00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:47,950 You have some material you claim is of interest to me? 352 00:21:47,985 --> 00:21:49,516 Straight to business, I admire that. 353 00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:52,450 Tina, please go upstairs and prepare things for our visitor. 354 00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:54,281 With pleasure. 355 00:21:54,316 --> 00:21:56,715 The construction of our space vessel is proceeding well. 356 00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,715 You are able to receive television broadcasts here. 357 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,815 I wish to view a show called Xevivor. 358 00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:03,280 Oh, no problem. 359 00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:05,215 Most of us are completely hooked on it. 360 00:22:06,749 --> 00:22:08,182 Next on Xevivor - 361 00:22:08,217 --> 00:22:09,249 the vote. 362 00:22:09,649 --> 00:22:11,915 Who will be the first to leave the island? 363 00:22:12,182 --> 00:22:14,015 It's a shame that Tweedle freak is immune, 364 00:22:14,449 --> 00:22:16,248 'cause he'd definitely get my vote. 365 00:22:18,314 --> 00:22:20,614 It's Tweedle for sure - the dude's pathetic. 366 00:22:21,948 --> 00:22:22,948 Tweedle - 367 00:22:23,648 --> 00:22:26,048 even my dad isn't that much of a loser. 368 00:22:26,081 --> 00:22:29,064 Stanley Tweedle has been trying to get me to ride 369 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:32,048 his tower of power ever since I ran into him. 370 00:22:32,748 --> 00:22:35,278 It has not happened in the last 4000 years, 371 00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:38,013 and it's sure not gonna happen in the next 4000 either! 372 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,146 Still no sign of number 9? What the hell's going on here? 373 00:22:55,181 --> 00:22:56,179 I don't know. 374 00:23:12,146 --> 00:23:15,011 OK. Well, I'm afraid we don't have the accompanying 375 00:23:15,046 --> 00:23:16,778 footage available at the moment. 376 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,476 The first vote has taken place, 377 00:23:18,511 --> 00:23:21,478 and the tribe has voted off Stud number 9. 378 00:23:22,278 --> 00:23:24,010 That's right - Hank's history! 379 00:23:24,045 --> 00:23:27,278 ��� ���. ���� �������! We'll be right back. 380 00:23:27,313 --> 00:23:30,511 Whoa whoa whoa! Nobody voted. Nobody voted! 381 00:23:30,645 --> 00:23:32,977 Now I should know, you know? I would have voted for, er - 382 00:23:33,644 --> 00:23:35,877 Stan. Even if he does have immunity. 383 00:23:36,044 --> 00:23:37,877 Look, there's nothing I can do about it now, folks. 384 00:23:38,644 --> 00:23:41,177 Hank never returned. Er - 385 00:23:41,544 --> 00:23:43,677 my assistant here informed me that, er - 386 00:23:43,712 --> 00:23:45,610 he got cold feet, and he bailed. 387 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:49,559 He was last seen, um, er - stealing a canoe, a canoe. 388 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,909 So, er, let's forget about him and call it a night. 389 00:23:57,543 --> 00:23:59,809 I have something else to show you. 390 00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:01,809 What? 391 00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,076 An old film I found. 392 00:24:06,543 --> 00:24:07,576 Please, take my - 393 00:24:08,609 --> 00:24:09,909 take a seat. 394 00:24:17,775 --> 00:24:20,842 Transylvania - land of legend. 395 00:24:21,842 --> 00:24:24,725 Nestled in the foothills of the Carpathian mountains 396 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,608 of eastern Europe is the ancient land of Transylvania, 397 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:30,608 a land said to have all the superstitions of the world 398 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:32,341 piled up within its borders. 399 00:24:32,707 --> 00:24:35,174 Transylvania is indeed a special place 400 00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:37,174 that gestates story and legend. 401 00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:40,174 Once the mythological home of vampires, 402 00:24:40,474 --> 00:24:43,307 modern Transylvania has progressed far beyond its 403 00:24:43,342 --> 00:24:45,241 dark and mysterious past. 404 00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:48,472 And while Transylvania has retained 405 00:24:48,507 --> 00:24:51,006 - What are vampires? - its old charm, inside a Europe 406 00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:53,471 that has all but disappeared, it has moved forward 407 00:24:53,506 --> 00:24:55,640 - A type of living dead. - to keep pace with the modern amenities 408 00:24:55,675 --> 00:24:56,673 of everyday life. 409 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:59,840 Tourists from around the world flock to Transylvania, 410 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,073 not only for its three star hotels 411 00:25:02,108 --> 00:25:03,890 and tempting Romanian cuisine, 412 00:25:03,925 --> 00:25:05,638 but also to enjoy the splendour 413 00:25:05,673 --> 00:25:08,073 - of the Carpathian mountains to take - I've never given myself to a living man. 414 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:10,305 - romantic rides on horse drawn carts down - I always knew I was 415 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,004 - winding rural roads - meant for someone special, 416 00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:14,605 - to visit ancient monasteries, medieval villages, - and you're someone special, Kai 417 00:25:14,772 --> 00:25:16,105 and natural wilderness. 418 00:25:16,339 --> 00:25:20,039 Not to mention a plethora of cliff hanging Transylvanian castles. 419 00:25:20,872 --> 00:25:23,939 Once considered to be backwards and perilous, Transylvania 420 00:25:23,974 --> 00:25:26,139 is enjoying its 20th century overhaul, 421 00:25:26,605 --> 00:25:29,488 and now stands as Europe's fifth largest supplier 422 00:25:29,523 --> 00:25:32,371 of goats cheese, and second largest manufacturer of - 423 00:25:34,571 --> 00:25:37,338 May I view these images again, picture by picture? 424 00:25:37,738 --> 00:25:41,004 Sure, I can transfer it to this computer, but it'll take a while. 425 00:25:41,871 --> 00:25:44,904 Do you have anymore information about vampires? 426 00:26:00,703 --> 00:26:03,003 The boys have been divided into teams of three 427 00:26:03,038 --> 00:26:04,235 for this contest, 428 00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:06,637 and all get immunity if they win. 429 00:26:07,037 --> 00:26:09,001 Each team has a pristine piece 430 00:26:09,036 --> 00:26:11,969 of Xev's lingerie, which must remain that way 431 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,853 on threat of disqualification. 432 00:26:13,888 --> 00:26:15,667 The team members take turns, 433 00:26:15,702 --> 00:26:18,802 transporting Xev's underwear over challenging obstacles, 434 00:26:18,837 --> 00:26:21,902 and the first to lay theirs at Xev's feet takes the day. 435 00:26:30,068 --> 00:26:31,301 Tweedle, you idiot! 436 00:26:31,435 --> 00:26:33,668 Fellas, help me, help me! 437 00:26:33,703 --> 00:26:35,901 Help yourself, you useless - 438 00:26:38,068 --> 00:26:39,835 - I'm stuck! - Must be our lucky day. 439 00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:40,901 Yeah. 440 00:26:41,201 --> 00:26:43,001 What's that? What's that noise? 441 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,032 Fellas? Fellas? 442 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,700 Hey look, there's one there. 443 00:26:52,834 --> 00:26:54,034 What are they? 444 00:26:55,067 --> 00:26:56,267 Looks like a carrot. 445 00:27:06,733 --> 00:27:07,833 Fellas? 446 00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:11,866 Fellas! 447 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:14,633 Fellas? 448 00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:22,266 Fellas? 449 00:27:27,565 --> 00:27:29,365 Can I have a blanket please? 450 00:27:31,132 --> 00:27:32,165 Sure. 451 00:27:33,198 --> 00:27:36,065 Two more guys, Oliver! I'm getting a little nervous here. 452 00:27:37,765 --> 00:27:39,998 And those missing ones were 453 00:27:40,998 --> 00:27:43,832 really great guys. 454 00:27:44,298 --> 00:27:46,096 I know it's a little messy up there Farley, 455 00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:48,997 but as long as the ratings keep going up, who gives a rat's crapper? 456 00:27:49,032 --> 00:27:51,197 And the ratings are going up, let me tell you - 457 00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:53,464 phones, faxes, e-mails by the truckloads, 458 00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:55,097 Xevivor's all the rage! 459 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:56,564 Of course, I'm a genius! 460 00:27:57,097 --> 00:28:00,064 But - it's not just the studs anymore, Ollie - 461 00:28:00,497 --> 00:28:02,464 a couple of the crew have gone missing too. 462 00:28:02,531 --> 00:28:04,663 Unreliable union bastards! 463 00:28:04,796 --> 00:28:07,763 You're king of the universe, Farley. Don't let me down now. 464 00:28:15,163 --> 00:28:16,196 Hey, er - 465 00:28:16,463 --> 00:28:18,130 you know like when you knew me before - 466 00:28:18,165 --> 00:28:19,663 not that I believe that you did - 467 00:28:20,330 --> 00:28:21,363 er, 468 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:23,363 was I like, you know, 469 00:28:24,795 --> 00:28:27,229 was I, like - gay? 470 00:28:28,229 --> 00:28:29,229 Gay? 471 00:28:29,962 --> 00:28:32,895 Gay, gay, you know - did I like men, in a sexual way? 472 00:28:33,995 --> 00:28:35,495 - No. - Oh good. 473 00:28:36,095 --> 00:28:37,195 Why, do you now? 474 00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:50,261 OK everybody - it's voting time. 475 00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:53,694 Nelson and Valentino haven't returned from the field yet, 476 00:28:53,729 --> 00:28:54,828 so they miss the ballot. 477 00:28:55,394 --> 00:28:56,994 Trouser Snake team - 478 00:28:57,228 --> 00:28:58,228 you're immune. 479 00:28:58,994 --> 00:29:00,461 Everybody else is fair game. 480 00:29:01,594 --> 00:29:03,693 The voting booth is right over here, gentlemen. 481 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,093 So let's go! 482 00:29:40,826 --> 00:29:43,591 Not so fast, hussy pants. 483 00:29:56,558 --> 00:30:00,091 The vote is a tie - between Nelson and Valentino, 484 00:30:00,126 --> 00:30:01,857 the two studs who've yet to return. 485 00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:04,224 So, they're eliminated from the contest. 486 00:30:10,057 --> 00:30:12,190 I punched my ballot ticket for Stanley Tweedle 487 00:30:12,225 --> 00:30:15,724 ***I*** know no-one voted for him ***. 488 00:30:15,957 --> 00:30:18,122 He's a **** and he's up to something 489 00:30:18,157 --> 00:30:20,689 *** his *** if he comes anywhere near me, 490 00:30:20,724 --> 00:30:22,021 I'm gonna kick his *** 491 00:30:22,056 --> 00:30:24,939 If he thinks he's welcome at the man's camp anymore, 492 00:30:24,974 --> 00:30:27,823 he's got another thing coming. I really hate his guts! 493 00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:29,989 I can't believe how the tosser's going on. 494 00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:32,256 He's a ******* wanker. 495 00:30:32,556 --> 00:30:34,689 Tosser! ****** hate him! 496 00:30:35,089 --> 00:30:38,823 I did not come to this island to sleep with Stanley Tweedle - 497 00:30:39,556 --> 00:30:41,488 so somebody somewhere better see to it that 498 00:30:41,523 --> 00:30:43,255 he doesn't win, understand? 499 00:30:43,290 --> 00:30:44,988 Sorry - a deal's a deal 500 00:30:48,922 --> 00:30:50,672 Immortal lord of the night, 501 00:30:50,707 --> 00:30:52,387 lord of death, killer of man, 502 00:30:52,422 --> 00:30:55,755 drinker of blood, of this earth, or somewhere beyond. 503 00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:57,020 All yours. 504 00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:59,020 I've also set it up so that the images 505 00:30:59,055 --> 00:31:01,221 will run simultaneously through the computer - 506 00:31:01,256 --> 00:31:04,554 you can print frames, magnify, whatever. 507 00:31:05,287 --> 00:31:07,087 Let me get the light. 508 00:31:11,054 --> 00:31:12,352 Transylvania - 509 00:31:12,387 --> 00:31:14,887 - land of legend... - I've held out my whole 510 00:31:14,922 --> 00:31:15,954 life for you. 511 00:31:17,054 --> 00:31:19,320 I wanna do everything 512 00:31:22,253 --> 00:31:24,653 I don't know much about vampires, 513 00:31:24,886 --> 00:31:26,686 and I don't much care, 514 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:30,320 but you can suck my blood if you want to. 515 00:31:31,053 --> 00:31:33,186 The dead do not normally suck blood. 516 00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:36,286 Neither do the living. 517 00:31:55,319 --> 00:31:57,352 - Come on, get up, get up! - Hey! Hey! 518 00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:00,018 What did you do to him, Tweedle? 519 00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,649 What are you talking about? 520 00:32:01,684 --> 00:32:03,517 Jinx, man! Last night he slept in the cabin, 521 00:32:03,552 --> 00:32:05,351 this morning the only thing left was this! 522 00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:07,684 Well, I don't know anything about that. 523 00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:12,018 Besides, you guys kicked me out of the camp, remember? 524 00:32:12,284 --> 00:32:14,018 Hope you like this island, Tweedle - 525 00:32:14,384 --> 00:32:16,251 it's where you're gonna die. 526 00:32:20,150 --> 00:32:21,183 Oh, 527 00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:25,250 is a roll in the sack with Xev worth all this grief? 528 00:32:28,383 --> 00:32:29,417 Yeah. 529 00:32:36,982 --> 00:32:40,149 There. I am interested in this figure. 530 00:32:43,349 --> 00:32:46,082 Of this earth, or somewhere beyond... 531 00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:49,614 Forget about all that, Kai. 532 00:32:49,649 --> 00:32:52,916 Plunge your stake into me, please! 533 00:32:55,816 --> 00:32:56,881 Aha! 534 00:32:57,215 --> 00:32:59,948 Kai! Get away from her! Murder the tramp! 535 00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:01,781 I will not do that, 790. 536 00:33:01,816 --> 00:33:03,513 - Kai? - Yes? 537 00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:05,648 - I have a confession to make. - What? 538 00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:07,665 I made a deal with Prince to get Xev on 539 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,613 the Xevivor show, and fixed it so that 540 00:33:09,648 --> 00:33:11,981 - Stan would be on the island with her - - Yes. 541 00:33:12,215 --> 00:33:14,497 And I also fixed it so that the show 542 00:33:14,532 --> 00:33:16,780 - took place on Zig Zig Island. - Why? 543 00:33:17,214 --> 00:33:20,180 Because Zig Zig Island is infested with alien probes, 544 00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:22,245 and I wanted Stan and Xev to be dead, 545 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,014 so that I could have you all to myself, without anyone else! 546 00:33:25,347 --> 00:33:27,347 What type of alien probes? 547 00:33:27,382 --> 00:33:29,312 I don't know! Evil ones. 548 00:33:29,347 --> 00:33:31,679 They've come to this planet to find out what tastes good. 549 00:33:31,714 --> 00:33:35,113 They're transmitting the results back to some mother ship off in space somewhere. 550 00:33:35,148 --> 00:33:38,279 But who cares, so long as they kill Stan and Xev! 551 00:33:38,846 --> 00:33:40,378 You're awful! 552 00:33:40,413 --> 00:33:42,713 Just protecting my interests, bitch! 553 00:33:49,246 --> 00:33:50,278 Day Three. 554 00:33:50,313 --> 00:33:52,979 Once again our contestants are broken up into two groups. 555 00:33:53,014 --> 00:33:53,944 Their objective - 556 00:33:53,979 --> 00:33:56,778 take out as many of the other team as you can with your paint gun. 557 00:33:56,813 --> 00:33:59,412 Capture their flag, and return it to Xev. 558 00:34:01,978 --> 00:34:03,278 What'd you do that for? 559 00:34:03,878 --> 00:34:06,445 - Because I felt like it. - But we're on the same team! 560 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,012 Hey! 561 00:34:08,945 --> 00:34:09,978 Hey Nelson! 562 00:34:10,978 --> 00:34:12,712 Hey Nelson, where you been, man? 563 00:34:13,212 --> 00:34:14,877 Heard you fled the island. 564 00:34:15,877 --> 00:34:16,911 Hey, Nelson - 565 00:34:17,544 --> 00:34:19,144 you don't look so good, man. 566 00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:39,876 Put me through to 790. 567 00:34:41,510 --> 00:34:43,241 You rang, death doll? 568 00:34:43,276 --> 00:34:46,776 790, patch me into all the monitors on the island, immediately 569 00:34:50,776 --> 00:34:54,742 Stan, Xev - you are in danger. 570 00:34:54,942 --> 00:34:57,075 Yeah, like I didn't know that! 571 00:35:00,142 --> 00:35:04,507 Stan, Xev - for your own safety, leave the island now. 572 00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:07,875 - Everyone, leave the island now. - Did that, boys hear you? 573 00:35:08,909 --> 00:35:10,509 We all have to - oh. 574 00:35:12,674 --> 00:35:14,141 Take me with you. 575 00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:15,808 I will not. 576 00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:18,208 Here. 577 00:35:20,241 --> 00:35:21,708 Promise you'll come back? 578 00:35:29,974 --> 00:35:31,474 I'll wait for you. 579 00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:53,206 We're seeing it on remote cameras all over the island. 580 00:35:53,241 --> 00:35:55,104 Death! Mutilation! 581 00:35:55,139 --> 00:35:58,472 People being turned into these cyborg killer things! 582 00:35:58,806 --> 00:36:00,922 And these little walking carrots! 583 00:36:00,957 --> 00:36:03,039 The whole world's watching Farley - 584 00:36:03,074 --> 00:36:05,456 and I mean the whole world, 585 00:36:05,491 --> 00:36:07,839 - 24/7. - It's a phenomenon. 586 00:36:08,072 --> 00:36:11,838 And we are concerned for you, but oh baby, don't worry, 587 00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:13,803 we're taking care of you. 588 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:16,571 We've increased the show's liability insurance 589 00:36:16,606 --> 00:36:18,303 to deal with the disgruntled relatives - 590 00:36:18,338 --> 00:36:21,071 you know, the mooks who sit at home watching their son get turned 591 00:36:21,106 --> 00:36:23,336 into carrot salad on prime time. 592 00:36:23,371 --> 00:36:25,871 The show goes on, Farley! Kissy kisses! 593 00:36:27,571 --> 00:36:30,470 Oliver! Oliver! Damn! 594 00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:44,804 Hey - you know why this is happening to me. 595 00:36:44,839 --> 00:36:46,135 - It's because of you. - What? 596 00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:48,135 Yeah, it's your fault. I'm not bad - 597 00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:51,369 you made me this way in one of my past lives, and now I'm paying for it. 598 00:36:51,403 --> 00:36:54,101 Isn't it enough that I'm - conflicted inside?! 599 00:36:54,136 --> 00:36:56,903 - Can't you just stop talking for a moment? - Oh, shut up! 600 00:37:03,836 --> 00:37:05,336 I'm - I'm not gay! 601 00:37:05,769 --> 00:37:06,869 It won't help. 602 00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:44,067 Yoo hoo! Calling all drones! 603 00:37:44,267 --> 00:37:47,900 The menu items you are looking for can be located on any monitor. 604 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:52,000 Yoo hoo! Drones! 605 00:37:52,633 --> 00:37:54,365 Stanley Tweedle and Xev Bellringer 606 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,533 are being observed by cameras located - everywhere! 607 00:38:59,097 --> 00:39:00,830 I'm really scared now. 608 00:39:12,929 --> 00:39:15,329 I don't know what the hell I'm paying you for! 609 00:39:15,364 --> 00:39:17,196 Will you stop telling me that? 610 00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,362 I can't help myself, I can't! 611 00:39:19,729 --> 00:39:20,827 Hey you, host guy - 612 00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:23,262 - The urges are growing stronger! - How do we get off this island? 613 00:39:23,297 --> 00:39:25,261 I have to act on the urges, now! 614 00:39:28,228 --> 00:39:29,760 Hello, handsome. 615 00:39:29,795 --> 00:39:32,361 I want to taste your meat. 616 00:39:34,961 --> 00:39:37,395 I'll be gentle. 617 00:40:02,594 --> 00:40:05,593 Somebody, help! 618 00:40:06,659 --> 00:40:09,393 Help! Help, 619 00:40:09,459 --> 00:40:12,493 somebody! Help! 620 00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:19,158 Oh, I really love you, I thank you. 621 00:40:19,193 --> 00:40:21,526 - Let's go, Stanley. - My ankle, I think I twisted it. 622 00:40:21,561 --> 00:40:22,593 Come on, we don't have much time. 623 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:23,625 - Is your moth nearby? - Yeah. 624 00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:25,658 So is mine. We have to reach one of them. 625 00:40:25,693 --> 00:40:26,692 Good plan. 626 00:40:34,258 --> 00:40:37,192 Hot damn - who needs the Superbowl! 627 00:40:40,058 --> 00:40:42,658 Look - those creatures destroyed the moth. 628 00:40:44,557 --> 00:40:46,324 Right - we're dead. 629 00:40:47,757 --> 00:40:49,191 We should try to reach the beach. 630 00:40:49,424 --> 00:40:52,091 - Our only hope is to swim for it. - I can't swim! 631 00:40:52,126 --> 00:40:55,124 I can - I think. This way. 632 00:41:02,556 --> 00:41:05,456 790, how long until I reach Zig Zig Island? 633 00:41:05,491 --> 00:41:06,955 Approximately one hour, 634 00:41:06,990 --> 00:41:10,056 - my perfect pulseless one. - And how long do you estimate 635 00:41:10,091 --> 00:41:12,956 - Xev and Stanley can remain alive? - Less than that, 636 00:41:12,991 --> 00:41:14,788 oh marvel of rigor mortis. 637 00:41:14,823 --> 00:41:18,290 You can't save them - but you can save me. 638 00:41:29,822 --> 00:41:31,355 There's nowhere left to go. 639 00:41:32,155 --> 00:41:33,489 Then we'll die, Stan. 640 00:41:33,822 --> 00:41:35,787 Well Xev, I know I said it before, 641 00:41:35,822 --> 00:41:38,789 hope I get a chance to say it again, but I doubt it - 642 00:41:38,824 --> 00:41:41,022 - it's been nice knowing you. - You too. 643 00:41:41,754 --> 00:41:43,588 Bad boat. 644 00:41:44,354 --> 00:41:45,888 Bad boat. 645 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:47,921 Bad boat. 646 00:41:48,321 --> 00:41:49,954 Bad boat. 647 00:41:50,288 --> 00:41:51,954 Bad boat 648 00:41:57,788 --> 00:41:59,688 Bad boat. 649 00:42:00,054 --> 00:42:01,853 Bad boat. 650 00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:03,953 Bad boat. 651 00:42:10,953 --> 00:42:12,853 Bad boat. 652 00:42:13,387 --> 00:42:15,053 Bad boat. 653 00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:20,786 Bad boat. 654 00:42:22,419 --> 00:42:23,952 Bad boat. 655 00:42:25,152 --> 00:42:26,886 Bad boat. 656 00:42:28,286 --> 00:42:29,786 Bad boat. 657 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,852 Oh look, over there, what's that? 658 00:43:10,217 --> 00:43:11,849 Thanks for rescuing us, Kai. 659 00:43:11,884 --> 00:43:13,382 I am interested in visiting an area 660 00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:16,184 of the European continent called Transylvania. 661 00:43:16,417 --> 00:43:17,484 Why? 662 00:43:17,717 --> 00:43:20,849 There may be someone there that fate would have me meet. 663 00:43:20,884 --> 00:43:23,048 Transylvania, huh? Well, that's fine with me. 664 00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:25,516 It can't be any worse than where we just came from, can it? 665 00:43:28,049 --> 00:43:29,083 Can it? 666 00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:36,694 Resync: Xenzai[NEF] 667 00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:40,694 Mikl, Bars 49673

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