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Resync: Xenzai[NEF]
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A tropical island paradise.
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Ten virile studs.
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One drop dead gorgeous babe.
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And a single night
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of jungle love!
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Lust and survival collide.
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The sea breeze is thick with hormones.
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May the best man win.
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Any questions - or should I
break out the rubber pants?
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It stinks -
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like gold!
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Oh!
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The stink we love!
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Great concept Farley.
Who's gonna play the girl?
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Only the most bodacious babe
on the planet -
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Xev Bellringer!
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The honey from prison who
ruled the Internet, perfect.
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Don't I know it!
That jug of hot sauce has
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half the men on the planet
bursting their Levi's!
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I wanna name the show
after her, get this -
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Xevivor!
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Love it, love it bundles.
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��� �� ����� ��������, ������� ��������� It
is that highlight, which lacks other show.
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Problem, Farley -
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Roger here tells me every
network around's
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been trying to hire this Xev creature.
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No-one can track her down,
nobody knows where she lives,
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she's disappeared. Do you
know something that we don't?
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Well, I couldn't reach her either,
but check it out -
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a little while back, I get a call
from her agent out of the blue
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some dude named Prince.
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We're working the deal,
we're getting close, real close.
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As a matter of fact,
I got him on the line right now.
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Prince! You still there,
big guy?
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Sure am, chief.
How's our itch?
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- Getting scratched.
- Mojo?
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- Working.
- Whole lotta shaking?
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- Big time baking.
- Easy peasy.
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- Japaneasy!
- Righteous! Wicked up!
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He says money's not the issue.
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Prolonged exposure is.
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He wants to make sure that Xev's
working for the network for a long time.
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Of course, done - as long as he can
have her on location yesterday.
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Prince, you make the gravy,
we'll slather the ham.
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I like mine from the butt,
meat from the sweet spot.
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- Fine dining.
- If you like pork.
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Hey Prince, pleasure doing
business with ya.
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Yo momma.
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That went well.
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It did.
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It did indeed.
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It's a pleasure doing business
with you, robot head.
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Yo momma.
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Lexx 4.05 Xevivor
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You're a genius, Farley -
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Xevivor's got monster hit written
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all over it.
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Tell me - why Zig Zig Island?
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I'd never even heard of it,
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but no matter what questions
I put to the computer,
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it always selected Zig Zig.
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Must be the best place.
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Robot revenge has arrived -
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right on schedule.
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How many men, you say?
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Ten. Selected from the finest
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specimens Earth has to offer.
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Millions watch as they compete
against each other
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in a series of contests,
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and the eventual winner claims
a steamy night of love
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with the grand prize -
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you.
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Sexy, saucy, scintillating you!
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And millions will watch the winner and
I fulfil this night of love?
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Most certainly.
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Hmm - that's OK.
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I like it!
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- How many men?
- Nine,
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besides yourself.
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And the winner gets to rock
the love hut with Xev, huh?
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That's right.
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Nah. No no no, it's ridiculous, I mean,
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how am I ever gonna get picked
for the show?
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It's already been arranged.
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One of the spots has been
reserved for a wild
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card contestant chosen from
a computer lottery.
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I can guarantee you'll get that position.
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Yeah, but what chance do I
have once I get down there?
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I mean, I'm a man's man, no mistake
about that, but these other guys,
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I mean, they sound like they've been
training for contests
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like this all their lives.
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What chance do I have to win
against that kind of competition?
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Leave that to me, Stanley.
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I promise that when it's all over,
you'll be all over Xev.
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Why are you doing this?
What's in this for you?
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I'm just trying to give
everybody what they want.
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If you're off somewhere rubbing
yourself against Xev,
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then I get to be alone with
the dead and delicious one,
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and hopefully rub against him.
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Oh, for the last time!
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Kai is all yours.
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Xev can't have him, I don't
want him - what's the issue?
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Those not in love will never
understand those who are.
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Now what do you say, Tweedle?
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You and Xev, naked
under a tropical sun,
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with the entire planet
admiring your sexual prowess,
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no doubt leading to all
kinds of offers,
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from all sorts of sensational
Earth females!
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Is it a deal?
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Yeah, deal.
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Kai - will you please check in
on the show from time to time?
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- Why?
- I want you to make sure everything's OK.
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She'll be just fine.
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- Will you do that for me?
- Yes.
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I agree with 790- nothing's
gonna happen, it's, er,
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er, gonna be an experience
to treasure.
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Going somewhere, Stanley?
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Yeah, down to the Earth, why?
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I thought that you wished
never to visit there again.
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Well yeah, but Xev's
down there, and-
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look, I just changed
my mind, OK?
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Something the living do.
You got a problem with that?
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The dead do not have problems.
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Oo, can't agree with you there.
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Hurry along then, security guard -
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and good riddance.
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Yeah, well, you two have
fun while I'm gone.
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I will if you will.
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Now you listen to me,
Dr not at all helpful -
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you're the fifth shrink
I've been to in as many months!
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You blowhards all have
the same questions,
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I don't want any more
questions - I want answers.
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- Farley!
- I want these sick urges to stop, OK?
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Farley -
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all of you...
Where've you been?
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Listen to what these hack writers
penned for me.
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There's no way in hell I'm saying this.
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"We've assembled some of the most
handsomest, most desirable, most
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bodacious men on the planet.
We brought them here" -
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oh, come on Pearl, it makes me
sound like a homo!
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A guy who talks about men like that
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is a guy who wants to crawl
all over them -
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and I'm not that guy,
those guys give me the creeps,
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you understand? Now get it rewritten!
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Never mind, I'll wing it!
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21 OK live.
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Hello, and welcome, viewers
from around the globe.
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This is a live telecast.
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I'm Farley Kuckle on Zig Zig Island,
and you're watching Xevivor -
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the most exciting television
event of all time!
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We've gathered some
of the hunkiest, hottest,
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cut and buffed beefcakes
you've ever laid eyes on.
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These studs are to die for!
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They're here for one
unforgettable night of love,
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with the most succulent
female in the universe -
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but don't take my word
for it - see for yourselves.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I give you the island goddess -
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XEV!
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Hi! Hi!
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And her sweaty suitors!
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You! Hey, you - I know you.
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Maybe from another life.
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No, in fact two other lives.
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You were evil and died in both of them.
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Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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I did die in a previous life
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on another network!
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When we come back we're
gonna pick our wild card contestant.
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After all - shouldn't ordinary Joe
get to dream the cream dream too?
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Yeah!
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Our six finalists are right
over there, so stick around.
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This better work, 790.
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Stanley is on the island with Xev.
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- Was this something you arranged?
- Yes.
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I'm going to help him win
the night of love with her.
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That will make Stan happy -
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and Xev unhappy.
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I'm a bad head -
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- spank me!
- Hello? Spaceship Lexx,
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is anybody there, is Kai there? Hello?
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No-one is here!
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- I'll get rid of her.
- Do not do that.
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But - this is out together time!
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- I am here.
- Kai!
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Dr Longbore asked me to contact you,
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and I said contacting you was OK by me.
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He's found some more material
that relates to the Divine Order symbol
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and the things you seem interested in,
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and he wanted to know
if you'd like to return
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to our planet and examine it.
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- Do you want to examine it?
- I would.
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- No, Kai!
- Great!
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When you arrive, I'll show it to you.
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I'll show you everything. Will you come?
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I wish to come.
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Me too!
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I'm going to virtually vomit.
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But first I must remain here to monitor
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the television programme
on which Xev is appearing.
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Oh, you can do that here.
You can do anything here.
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- Then I will come.
- Kai!
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Don't do it! Stay with
me and be my cuddle corpse.
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It's obvious she's a conniving
bespectacled tramp!
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You keep watch till I return.
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Don't leave me!
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There's only one thing to do when
the deceased break your heart -
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And now, here we go
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for Mr Wild Card.
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And that's to make others pay.
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Number -
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Don't think so.
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Number -
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4?
Get on out here!
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4?
That's me!
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That's me, that's me, that's me!
I'm the winner,
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- I'm the winner!
- Stan?!
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I'm the winner, I'm the winner,
I'm the winner, I'm the winner!
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Na na na na na!
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Hi sexy, hi guys.
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- No way!
- Congratulations.
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- What's your name?
- Stanley H Tw -
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I know you. Schlemmi,
Fifi - you're evil.
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Those two must be sucking
on the same bong.
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I want you out of here right now!
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Me? You should worry about him.
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Looc Xev, it was just
the luck of the draw,
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- and I mean, what can you do?
- Crush
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your neck with my
bare hands if I have to.
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Well, that wouldn't be very island
goddess-like of you, would it?
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Besides, this whole world is watching.
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A full five hours of our broadcast day
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is dedicated to bringing you
all the action of Xevivor,
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live - because we know you,
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just like those men, want it all,
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right now!
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Do you mind?
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Do you? The wardrobe must be just so
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if Xevivor's going to get
and keep good ratings.
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That shows how
little you know, Tailor.
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The secret to good
ratings is beautiful hair.
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You're an idiot, Barber.
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The saying is "Dress for success" -
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not brush for it. Great clothes,
great ratings - period.
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Then we should get someone in here
who can make great clothes,
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not the ratings killer
that you've designed.
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Quiet, both of you!
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Farley, I don't care about any
wild card contestant.
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Stanley Tweedle should not be here.
251
00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:05,040
�������, ����� �� ����� ������,
Well, I know xxxxxxx a choice bad,
252
00:14:05,574 --> 00:14:06,805
But that don, is don, lady.
253
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,539
�� �� � ��� ��� ����������.
He is vracking awerysinxxxxxx.
254
00:14:08,574 --> 00:14:10,773
Don't worry about it, toots.
255
00:14:11,006 --> 00:14:13,139
I mean, his chances of
thwacking your thong
256
00:14:13,174 --> 00:14:15,006
come love night are precisely
257
00:14:15,406 --> 00:14:16,473
zero.
258
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:18,473
Look who he's up against.
259
00:14:18,773 --> 00:14:21,073
Titans. Chiselled Adonises.
260
00:14:21,373 --> 00:14:24,173
Fine hewn slabs of rippled man flesh,
261
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,073
pumping out their pungent
testosterone musk,
262
00:14:27,339 --> 00:14:29,203
causing a deep and powerful thirst,
263
00:14:29,238 --> 00:14:32,138
a thirst that can only be quenched
when a pair of swarthy,
264
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,572
hairy arms takes you into their
powerful grasp, and -.
265
00:14:40,272 --> 00:14:42,838
Er - you look great.
266
00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:44,838
Really fetching.
267
00:14:47,072 --> 00:14:50,504
Fetching. Appropriate, seeing as
how you dressed her like a poodle.
268
00:14:50,904 --> 00:14:53,337
You know, if the show were on
the hair disaster channel,
269
00:14:53,504 --> 00:14:54,671
ratings would be through the roof.
270
00:14:56,737 --> 00:14:58,854
This is a rare Zig Zig chicken -
271
00:14:58,889 --> 00:15:00,936
one of the last of its kind.
272
00:15:00,971 --> 00:15:02,921
This critter is gonna sail over the island
273
00:15:02,956 --> 00:15:05,113
until we blow one of
the balloons by remote,
274
00:15:05,148 --> 00:15:07,270
causing it to come down.
Whoever finds it first
275
00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:09,336
and lays it at Xev's feet wins the day.
276
00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:11,470
Xev - let it go!
277
00:15:14,436 --> 00:15:15,436
Whee!
278
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,368
Our champions will go after it
279
00:15:22,403 --> 00:15:24,503
as soon as they can
climb out of their jail.
280
00:15:25,036 --> 00:15:27,169
Gentlemen - on your marks.
281
00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:34,735
- Set.
- Go!
282
00:15:39,302 --> 00:15:42,602
Go go go go! Go go go go!
283
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,532
The winner of each challenge
is granted immunity
284
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:25,099
from the regular daily voting that
eliminates one player from the contest.
285
00:16:25,466 --> 00:16:27,499
Soon, only one lucky man will be left
286
00:16:27,534 --> 00:16:29,266
to satisfy my many needs -
287
00:16:29,301 --> 00:16:30,866
and I, his.
288
00:16:31,099 --> 00:16:32,866
I'll win. I'm the best.
289
00:16:33,499 --> 00:16:35,499
The other guys are very good,
but I'm the best.
290
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,666
Still, having a withered skinbag
like Tweedle around -
291
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,997
I dunno, it taints things.
292
00:16:41,032 --> 00:16:44,065
Xev and I, making out like animals
on the first night of love?
293
00:16:44,365 --> 00:16:47,265
That'll happen. Stanley Tweedle
passing the first vote?
294
00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:49,065
That won't.
295
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,597
Thank you.
296
00:17:13,697 --> 00:17:14,730
That way.
297
00:17:54,562 --> 00:17:56,362
That's very good, Farley.
298
00:17:56,795 --> 00:17:59,228
It's no use, Mistress Moonbeam.
299
00:17:59,462 --> 00:18:00,695
The chant's not working.
300
00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,327
I feel more sick urges, not less!
301
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,827
Your inner child is grieving, Farley.
302
00:18:06,094 --> 00:18:07,127
But I'm not one of -
303
00:18:07,661 --> 00:18:08,727
77.
304
00:18:08,927 --> 00:18:11,561
- 7, 27.
- them. I despise them.
305
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,427
So why?
306
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:15,361
Why do I keep feeling these urges?
307
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,294
- What does the tarot say?
- The cards show many
308
00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,094
past lives for you, Farley.
309
00:18:20,261 --> 00:18:22,010
I see - so I'm like this because
310
00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:23,760
of bad things I've done in the past?
311
00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:26,026
Trust your inner child, Farley.
312
00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:28,293
Well, thank you Mistress Moonbeam,
313
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,826
that's really helpful.
314
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:37,926
Yes!
315
00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:29,890
Well, what do you know?
316
00:19:47,356 --> 00:19:49,522
Listen - it's not like I believe
in New Age
317
00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:51,421
hocus pocus stuff or anything, but,
318
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,756
er, I was wondering - could you
tell me more about this guy
319
00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:55,889
who you said was like me?
Who you met before,
320
00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:57,254
you know, who died?
321
00:19:57,289 --> 00:20:00,088
Well, first he was Schlemmi,
then Fifi - now you.
322
00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:01,888
Right, but what, like - what
was he like?
323
00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:05,088
Like for instance, was he, er - gay?
324
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,088
- What is gay?
- Gay, you know, gay!
325
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,953
Like a man who likes other men,
326
00:20:08,988 --> 00:20:11,753
in a sexual way - which
is not me of course,
327
00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:14,321
let's make that perfectly clear,
I got "No Trespassing"
328
00:20:14,356 --> 00:20:16,855
tattooed on my ass - but, it's just
this other guy, I was
329
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:18,587
wondering if he was like,
a little - you know.
330
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,152
Not that I know of.
331
00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:22,420
Oh. Oh, that's a relief.
332
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,754
But he was very sneaky,
333
00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,087
and he never told the truth.
334
00:20:25,254 --> 00:20:26,820
And liked to kill people.
335
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,885
Yeah?
336
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,420
Hey hey hey!
337
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:33,519
No, no, no!
338
00:20:33,554 --> 00:20:36,854
Pearl, what's going on?
The remote crew reported Stud 9 won.
339
00:20:36,889 --> 00:20:38,184
- Yeah?
- Yeah, so -
340
00:20:38,219 --> 00:20:39,919
go find him, I want answers!
341
00:20:45,386 --> 00:20:47,986
He, he, he, Hey!
Will you look at that everybody!
342
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,484
Our wild card contestant
Stanley Tweedle
343
00:20:50,519 --> 00:20:52,986
has won our first contest.
Well done Stanley.
344
00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:54,686
Go offer your tribute to Xev.
345
00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:58,652
Well - yum yum.
346
00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:00,418
Looks like Stan and Xev
347
00:21:00,818 --> 00:21:02,785
are gonna have fire down below.
348
00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:20,351
We'll be right back.
349
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:44,083
What an honour
for you to return to us, Kai.
350
00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:45,183
I'll say!
351
00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:47,950
You have some material
you claim is of interest to me?
352
00:21:47,985 --> 00:21:49,516
Straight to business, I admire that.
353
00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:52,450
Tina, please go upstairs and
prepare things for our visitor.
354
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:54,281
With pleasure.
355
00:21:54,316 --> 00:21:56,715
The construction of our
space vessel is proceeding well.
356
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,715
You are able to receive
television broadcasts here.
357
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,815
I wish to view a show called Xevivor.
358
00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:03,280
Oh, no problem.
359
00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:05,215
Most of us are completely hooked on it.
360
00:22:06,749 --> 00:22:08,182
Next on Xevivor -
361
00:22:08,217 --> 00:22:09,249
the vote.
362
00:22:09,649 --> 00:22:11,915
Who will be the first
to leave the island?
363
00:22:12,182 --> 00:22:14,015
It's a shame that
Tweedle freak is immune,
364
00:22:14,449 --> 00:22:16,248
'cause he'd definitely get my vote.
365
00:22:18,314 --> 00:22:20,614
It's Tweedle for sure -
the dude's pathetic.
366
00:22:21,948 --> 00:22:22,948
Tweedle -
367
00:22:23,648 --> 00:22:26,048
even my dad isn't that much of a loser.
368
00:22:26,081 --> 00:22:29,064
Stanley Tweedle has been
trying to get me to ride
369
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:32,048
his tower of power
ever since I ran into him.
370
00:22:32,748 --> 00:22:35,278
It has not happened
in the last 4000 years,
371
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:38,013
and it's sure not gonna happen
in the next 4000 either!
372
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,146
Still no sign of number 9?
What the hell's going on here?
373
00:22:55,181 --> 00:22:56,179
I don't know.
374
00:23:12,146 --> 00:23:15,011
OK. Well, I'm afraid
we don't have the accompanying
375
00:23:15,046 --> 00:23:16,778
footage available at the moment.
376
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,476
The first vote has taken place,
377
00:23:18,511 --> 00:23:21,478
and the tribe has voted
off Stud number 9.
378
00:23:22,278 --> 00:23:24,010
That's right - Hank's history!
379
00:23:24,045 --> 00:23:27,278
��� ���. ���� �������!
We'll be right back.
380
00:23:27,313 --> 00:23:30,511
Whoa whoa whoa!
Nobody voted. Nobody voted!
381
00:23:30,645 --> 00:23:32,977
Now I should know, you know?
I would have voted for, er -
382
00:23:33,644 --> 00:23:35,877
Stan. Even if he does have immunity.
383
00:23:36,044 --> 00:23:37,877
Look, there's nothing
I can do about it now, folks.
384
00:23:38,644 --> 00:23:41,177
Hank never returned. Er -
385
00:23:41,544 --> 00:23:43,677
my assistant here informed me that, er -
386
00:23:43,712 --> 00:23:45,610
he got cold feet, and he bailed.
387
00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:49,559
He was last seen, um,
er - stealing a canoe, a canoe.
388
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,909
So, er, let's forget
about him and call it a night.
389
00:23:57,543 --> 00:23:59,809
I have something else to show you.
390
00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:01,809
What?
391
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,076
An old film I found.
392
00:24:06,543 --> 00:24:07,576
Please, take my -
393
00:24:08,609 --> 00:24:09,909
take a seat.
394
00:24:17,775 --> 00:24:20,842
Transylvania - land of legend.
395
00:24:21,842 --> 00:24:24,725
Nestled in the foothills
of the Carpathian mountains
396
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,608
of eastern Europe is the
ancient land of Transylvania,
397
00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:30,608
a land said to have all the
superstitions of the world
398
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:32,341
piled up within its borders.
399
00:24:32,707 --> 00:24:35,174
Transylvania is indeed a special place
400
00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:37,174
that gestates story and legend.
401
00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:40,174
Once the mythological
home of vampires,
402
00:24:40,474 --> 00:24:43,307
modern Transylvania has
progressed far beyond its
403
00:24:43,342 --> 00:24:45,241
dark and mysterious past.
404
00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:48,472
And while Transylvania has retained
405
00:24:48,507 --> 00:24:51,006
- What are vampires?
- its old charm, inside a Europe
406
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:53,471
that has all but disappeared,
it has moved forward
407
00:24:53,506 --> 00:24:55,640
- A type of living dead.
- to keep pace with the modern amenities
408
00:24:55,675 --> 00:24:56,673
of everyday life.
409
00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:59,840
Tourists from around the world
flock to Transylvania,
410
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,073
not only for its three star hotels
411
00:25:02,108 --> 00:25:03,890
and tempting Romanian cuisine,
412
00:25:03,925 --> 00:25:05,638
but also to enjoy the splendour
413
00:25:05,673 --> 00:25:08,073
- of the Carpathian mountains to take
- I've never given myself to a living man.
414
00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:10,305
- romantic rides on horse drawn carts down
- I always knew I was
415
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,004
- winding rural roads
- meant for someone special,
416
00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:14,605
- to visit ancient monasteries, medieval villages,
- and you're someone special, Kai
417
00:25:14,772 --> 00:25:16,105
and natural wilderness.
418
00:25:16,339 --> 00:25:20,039
Not to mention a plethora of
cliff hanging Transylvanian castles.
419
00:25:20,872 --> 00:25:23,939
Once considered to be
backwards and perilous, Transylvania
420
00:25:23,974 --> 00:25:26,139
is enjoying its 20th century overhaul,
421
00:25:26,605 --> 00:25:29,488
and now stands as Europe's
fifth largest supplier
422
00:25:29,523 --> 00:25:32,371
of goats cheese, and second
largest manufacturer of -
423
00:25:34,571 --> 00:25:37,338
May I view these images again,
picture by picture?
424
00:25:37,738 --> 00:25:41,004
Sure, I can transfer it to
this computer, but it'll take a while.
425
00:25:41,871 --> 00:25:44,904
Do you have anymore information
about vampires?
426
00:26:00,703 --> 00:26:03,003
The boys have been
divided into teams of three
427
00:26:03,038 --> 00:26:04,235
for this contest,
428
00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:06,637
and all get immunity if they win.
429
00:26:07,037 --> 00:26:09,001
Each team has a pristine piece
430
00:26:09,036 --> 00:26:11,969
of Xev's lingerie,
which must remain that way
431
00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,853
on threat of disqualification.
432
00:26:13,888 --> 00:26:15,667
The team members take turns,
433
00:26:15,702 --> 00:26:18,802
transporting Xev's underwear
over challenging obstacles,
434
00:26:18,837 --> 00:26:21,902
and the first to lay theirs
at Xev's feet takes the day.
435
00:26:30,068 --> 00:26:31,301
Tweedle, you idiot!
436
00:26:31,435 --> 00:26:33,668
Fellas, help me, help me!
437
00:26:33,703 --> 00:26:35,901
Help yourself, you useless -
438
00:26:38,068 --> 00:26:39,835
- I'm stuck!
- Must be our lucky day.
439
00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:40,901
Yeah.
440
00:26:41,201 --> 00:26:43,001
What's that? What's that noise?
441
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,032
Fellas? Fellas?
442
00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,700
Hey look, there's one there.
443
00:26:52,834 --> 00:26:54,034
What are they?
444
00:26:55,067 --> 00:26:56,267
Looks like a carrot.
445
00:27:06,733 --> 00:27:07,833
Fellas?
446
00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:11,866
Fellas!
447
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:14,633
Fellas?
448
00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:22,266
Fellas?
449
00:27:27,565 --> 00:27:29,365
Can I have a blanket please?
450
00:27:31,132 --> 00:27:32,165
Sure.
451
00:27:33,198 --> 00:27:36,065
Two more guys, Oliver!
I'm getting a little nervous here.
452
00:27:37,765 --> 00:27:39,998
And those missing ones were
453
00:27:40,998 --> 00:27:43,832
really great guys.
454
00:27:44,298 --> 00:27:46,096
I know it's a little messy
up there Farley,
455
00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:48,997
but as long as the ratings keep
going up, who gives a rat's crapper?
456
00:27:49,032 --> 00:27:51,197
And the ratings are going up,
let me tell you -
457
00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:53,464
phones, faxes, e-mails
by the truckloads,
458
00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:55,097
Xevivor's all the rage!
459
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:56,564
Of course, I'm a genius!
460
00:27:57,097 --> 00:28:00,064
But - it's not just
the studs anymore, Ollie -
461
00:28:00,497 --> 00:28:02,464
a couple of the crew
have gone missing too.
462
00:28:02,531 --> 00:28:04,663
Unreliable union bastards!
463
00:28:04,796 --> 00:28:07,763
You're king of the universe, Farley.
Don't let me down now.
464
00:28:15,163 --> 00:28:16,196
Hey, er -
465
00:28:16,463 --> 00:28:18,130
you know like when you knew me before -
466
00:28:18,165 --> 00:28:19,663
not that I believe that you did -
467
00:28:20,330 --> 00:28:21,363
er,
468
00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:23,363
was I like, you know,
469
00:28:24,795 --> 00:28:27,229
was I, like - gay?
470
00:28:28,229 --> 00:28:29,229
Gay?
471
00:28:29,962 --> 00:28:32,895
Gay, gay, you know - did
I like men, in a sexual way?
472
00:28:33,995 --> 00:28:35,495
- No.
- Oh good.
473
00:28:36,095 --> 00:28:37,195
Why, do you now?
474
00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:50,261
OK everybody - it's voting time.
475
00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:53,694
Nelson and Valentino haven't
returned from the field yet,
476
00:28:53,729 --> 00:28:54,828
so they miss the ballot.
477
00:28:55,394 --> 00:28:56,994
Trouser Snake team -
478
00:28:57,228 --> 00:28:58,228
you're immune.
479
00:28:58,994 --> 00:29:00,461
Everybody else is fair game.
480
00:29:01,594 --> 00:29:03,693
The voting booth
is right over here, gentlemen.
481
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,093
So let's go!
482
00:29:40,826 --> 00:29:43,591
Not so fast, hussy pants.
483
00:29:56,558 --> 00:30:00,091
The vote is a tie -
between Nelson and Valentino,
484
00:30:00,126 --> 00:30:01,857
the two studs who've yet to return.
485
00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:04,224
So, they're eliminated from the contest.
486
00:30:10,057 --> 00:30:12,190
I punched my ballot
ticket for Stanley Tweedle
487
00:30:12,225 --> 00:30:15,724
***I*** know no-one voted for him ***.
488
00:30:15,957 --> 00:30:18,122
He's a **** and he's up to something
489
00:30:18,157 --> 00:30:20,689
*** his *** if he comes anywhere near me,
490
00:30:20,724 --> 00:30:22,021
I'm gonna kick his ***
491
00:30:22,056 --> 00:30:24,939
If he thinks he's welcome
at the man's camp anymore,
492
00:30:24,974 --> 00:30:27,823
he's got another thing coming.
I really hate his guts!
493
00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:29,989
I can't believe how
the tosser's going on.
494
00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:32,256
He's a ******* wanker.
495
00:30:32,556 --> 00:30:34,689
Tosser! ****** hate him!
496
00:30:35,089 --> 00:30:38,823
I did not come to this island
to sleep with Stanley Tweedle -
497
00:30:39,556 --> 00:30:41,488
so somebody somewhere
better see to it that
498
00:30:41,523 --> 00:30:43,255
he doesn't win, understand?
499
00:30:43,290 --> 00:30:44,988
Sorry - a deal's a deal
500
00:30:48,922 --> 00:30:50,672
Immortal lord of the night,
501
00:30:50,707 --> 00:30:52,387
lord of death, killer of man,
502
00:30:52,422 --> 00:30:55,755
drinker of blood, of this earth,
or somewhere beyond.
503
00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:57,020
All yours.
504
00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:59,020
I've also set it up so that the images
505
00:30:59,055 --> 00:31:01,221
will run simultaneously
through the computer -
506
00:31:01,256 --> 00:31:04,554
you can print frames, magnify, whatever.
507
00:31:05,287 --> 00:31:07,087
Let me get the light.
508
00:31:11,054 --> 00:31:12,352
Transylvania -
509
00:31:12,387 --> 00:31:14,887
- land of legend...
- I've held out my whole
510
00:31:14,922 --> 00:31:15,954
life for you.
511
00:31:17,054 --> 00:31:19,320
I wanna do everything
512
00:31:22,253 --> 00:31:24,653
I don't know much about vampires,
513
00:31:24,886 --> 00:31:26,686
and I don't much care,
514
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:30,320
but you can suck my blood
if you want to.
515
00:31:31,053 --> 00:31:33,186
The dead do not normally suck blood.
516
00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:36,286
Neither do the living.
517
00:31:55,319 --> 00:31:57,352
- Come on, get up, get up!
- Hey! Hey!
518
00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:00,018
What did you do to him, Tweedle?
519
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,649
What are you talking about?
520
00:32:01,684 --> 00:32:03,517
Jinx, man! Last night
he slept in the cabin,
521
00:32:03,552 --> 00:32:05,351
this morning the only thing
left was this!
522
00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:07,684
Well, I don't know anything about that.
523
00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:12,018
Besides, you guys kicked me
out of the camp, remember?
524
00:32:12,284 --> 00:32:14,018
Hope you like this island, Tweedle -
525
00:32:14,384 --> 00:32:16,251
it's where you're gonna die.
526
00:32:20,150 --> 00:32:21,183
Oh,
527
00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:25,250
is a roll in the sack
with Xev worth all this grief?
528
00:32:28,383 --> 00:32:29,417
Yeah.
529
00:32:36,982 --> 00:32:40,149
There. I am interested in this figure.
530
00:32:43,349 --> 00:32:46,082
Of this earth, or somewhere beyond...
531
00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:49,614
Forget about all that, Kai.
532
00:32:49,649 --> 00:32:52,916
Plunge your stake into me, please!
533
00:32:55,816 --> 00:32:56,881
Aha!
534
00:32:57,215 --> 00:32:59,948
Kai! Get away from her! Murder the tramp!
535
00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:01,781
I will not do that, 790.
536
00:33:01,816 --> 00:33:03,513
- Kai?
- Yes?
537
00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:05,648
- I have a confession to make.
- What?
538
00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:07,665
I made a deal with Prince to get Xev on
539
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,613
the Xevivor show, and fixed it so that
540
00:33:09,648 --> 00:33:11,981
- Stan would be on the island with her -
- Yes.
541
00:33:12,215 --> 00:33:14,497
And I also fixed it so that the show
542
00:33:14,532 --> 00:33:16,780
- took place on Zig Zig Island.
- Why?
543
00:33:17,214 --> 00:33:20,180
Because Zig Zig Island
is infested with alien probes,
544
00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:22,245
and I wanted Stan and Xev to be dead,
545
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,014
so that I could have you
all to myself, without anyone else!
546
00:33:25,347 --> 00:33:27,347
What type of alien probes?
547
00:33:27,382 --> 00:33:29,312
I don't know! Evil ones.
548
00:33:29,347 --> 00:33:31,679
They've come to this planet
to find out what tastes good.
549
00:33:31,714 --> 00:33:35,113
They're transmitting the results back to
some mother ship off in space somewhere.
550
00:33:35,148 --> 00:33:38,279
But who cares, so long
as they kill Stan and Xev!
551
00:33:38,846 --> 00:33:40,378
You're awful!
552
00:33:40,413 --> 00:33:42,713
Just protecting my interests, bitch!
553
00:33:49,246 --> 00:33:50,278
Day Three.
554
00:33:50,313 --> 00:33:52,979
Once again our contestants
are broken up into two groups.
555
00:33:53,014 --> 00:33:53,944
Their objective -
556
00:33:53,979 --> 00:33:56,778
take out as many of the other
team as you can with your paint gun.
557
00:33:56,813 --> 00:33:59,412
Capture their flag, and return it to Xev.
558
00:34:01,978 --> 00:34:03,278
What'd you do that for?
559
00:34:03,878 --> 00:34:06,445
- Because I felt like it.
- But we're on the same team!
560
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,012
Hey!
561
00:34:08,945 --> 00:34:09,978
Hey Nelson!
562
00:34:10,978 --> 00:34:12,712
Hey Nelson, where you been, man?
563
00:34:13,212 --> 00:34:14,877
Heard you fled the island.
564
00:34:15,877 --> 00:34:16,911
Hey, Nelson -
565
00:34:17,544 --> 00:34:19,144
you don't look so good, man.
566
00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:39,876
Put me through to 790.
567
00:34:41,510 --> 00:34:43,241
You rang, death doll?
568
00:34:43,276 --> 00:34:46,776
790, patch me into all
the monitors on the island, immediately
569
00:34:50,776 --> 00:34:54,742
Stan, Xev - you are in danger.
570
00:34:54,942 --> 00:34:57,075
Yeah, like I didn't know that!
571
00:35:00,142 --> 00:35:04,507
Stan, Xev - for your own safety,
leave the island now.
572
00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:07,875
- Everyone, leave the island now.
- Did that, boys hear you?
573
00:35:08,909 --> 00:35:10,509
We all have to - oh.
574
00:35:12,674 --> 00:35:14,141
Take me with you.
575
00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:15,808
I will not.
576
00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:18,208
Here.
577
00:35:20,241 --> 00:35:21,708
Promise you'll come back?
578
00:35:29,974 --> 00:35:31,474
I'll wait for you.
579
00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:53,206
We're seeing it on
remote cameras all over the island.
580
00:35:53,241 --> 00:35:55,104
Death! Mutilation!
581
00:35:55,139 --> 00:35:58,472
People being turned
into these cyborg killer things!
582
00:35:58,806 --> 00:36:00,922
And these little walking carrots!
583
00:36:00,957 --> 00:36:03,039
The whole world's watching Farley -
584
00:36:03,074 --> 00:36:05,456
and I mean the whole world,
585
00:36:05,491 --> 00:36:07,839
- 24/7.
- It's a phenomenon.
586
00:36:08,072 --> 00:36:11,838
And we are concerned for you,
but oh baby, don't worry,
587
00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:13,803
we're taking care of you.
588
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:16,571
We've increased
the show's liability insurance
589
00:36:16,606 --> 00:36:18,303
to deal with the disgruntled relatives -
590
00:36:18,338 --> 00:36:21,071
you know, the mooks who sit at
home watching their son get turned
591
00:36:21,106 --> 00:36:23,336
into carrot salad on prime time.
592
00:36:23,371 --> 00:36:25,871
The show goes on, Farley! Kissy kisses!
593
00:36:27,571 --> 00:36:30,470
Oliver! Oliver! Damn!
594
00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:44,804
Hey - you know why
this is happening to me.
595
00:36:44,839 --> 00:36:46,135
- It's because of you.
- What?
596
00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:48,135
Yeah, it's your fault. I'm not bad -
597
00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:51,369
you made me this way in one of my
past lives, and now I'm paying for it.
598
00:36:51,403 --> 00:36:54,101
Isn't it enough that I'm -
conflicted inside?!
599
00:36:54,136 --> 00:36:56,903
- Can't you just stop talking for a moment?
- Oh, shut up!
600
00:37:03,836 --> 00:37:05,336
I'm - I'm not gay!
601
00:37:05,769 --> 00:37:06,869
It won't help.
602
00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:44,067
Yoo hoo! Calling all drones!
603
00:37:44,267 --> 00:37:47,900
The menu items you are looking for
can be located on any monitor.
604
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:52,000
Yoo hoo! Drones!
605
00:37:52,633 --> 00:37:54,365
Stanley Tweedle and Xev Bellringer
606
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,533
are being observed by
cameras located - everywhere!
607
00:38:59,097 --> 00:39:00,830
I'm really scared now.
608
00:39:12,929 --> 00:39:15,329
I don't know what the hell
I'm paying you for!
609
00:39:15,364 --> 00:39:17,196
Will you stop telling me that?
610
00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,362
I can't help myself, I can't!
611
00:39:19,729 --> 00:39:20,827
Hey you, host guy -
612
00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:23,262
- The urges are growing stronger!
- How do we get off this island?
613
00:39:23,297 --> 00:39:25,261
I have to act on the urges, now!
614
00:39:28,228 --> 00:39:29,760
Hello, handsome.
615
00:39:29,795 --> 00:39:32,361
I want to taste your meat.
616
00:39:34,961 --> 00:39:37,395
I'll be gentle.
617
00:40:02,594 --> 00:40:05,593
Somebody, help!
618
00:40:06,659 --> 00:40:09,393
Help! Help,
619
00:40:09,459 --> 00:40:12,493
somebody! Help!
620
00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:19,158
Oh, I really love you, I thank you.
621
00:40:19,193 --> 00:40:21,526
- Let's go, Stanley.
- My ankle, I think I twisted it.
622
00:40:21,561 --> 00:40:22,593
Come on, we don't have much time.
623
00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:23,625
- Is your moth nearby?
- Yeah.
624
00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:25,658
So is mine. We have to reach one of them.
625
00:40:25,693 --> 00:40:26,692
Good plan.
626
00:40:34,258 --> 00:40:37,192
Hot damn - who needs the Superbowl!
627
00:40:40,058 --> 00:40:42,658
Look - those creatures
destroyed the moth.
628
00:40:44,557 --> 00:40:46,324
Right - we're dead.
629
00:40:47,757 --> 00:40:49,191
We should try to reach the beach.
630
00:40:49,424 --> 00:40:52,091
- Our only hope is to swim for it.
- I can't swim!
631
00:40:52,126 --> 00:40:55,124
I can - I think. This way.
632
00:41:02,556 --> 00:41:05,456
790, how long until
I reach Zig Zig Island?
633
00:41:05,491 --> 00:41:06,955
Approximately one hour,
634
00:41:06,990 --> 00:41:10,056
- my perfect pulseless one.
- And how long do you estimate
635
00:41:10,091 --> 00:41:12,956
- Xev and Stanley can remain alive?
- Less than that,
636
00:41:12,991 --> 00:41:14,788
oh marvel of rigor mortis.
637
00:41:14,823 --> 00:41:18,290
You can't save them -
but you can save me.
638
00:41:29,822 --> 00:41:31,355
There's nowhere left to go.
639
00:41:32,155 --> 00:41:33,489
Then we'll die, Stan.
640
00:41:33,822 --> 00:41:35,787
Well Xev, I know I said it before,
641
00:41:35,822 --> 00:41:38,789
hope I get a chance
to say it again, but I doubt it -
642
00:41:38,824 --> 00:41:41,022
- it's been nice knowing you.
- You too.
643
00:41:41,754 --> 00:41:43,588
Bad boat.
644
00:41:44,354 --> 00:41:45,888
Bad boat.
645
00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:47,921
Bad boat.
646
00:41:48,321 --> 00:41:49,954
Bad boat.
647
00:41:50,288 --> 00:41:51,954
Bad boat
648
00:41:57,788 --> 00:41:59,688
Bad boat.
649
00:42:00,054 --> 00:42:01,853
Bad boat.
650
00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:03,953
Bad boat.
651
00:42:10,953 --> 00:42:12,853
Bad boat.
652
00:42:13,387 --> 00:42:15,053
Bad boat.
653
00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:20,786
Bad boat.
654
00:42:22,419 --> 00:42:23,952
Bad boat.
655
00:42:25,152 --> 00:42:26,886
Bad boat.
656
00:42:28,286 --> 00:42:29,786
Bad boat.
657
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,852
Oh look, over there, what's that?
658
00:43:10,217 --> 00:43:11,849
Thanks for rescuing us, Kai.
659
00:43:11,884 --> 00:43:13,382
I am interested in visiting an area
660
00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:16,184
of the European continent
called Transylvania.
661
00:43:16,417 --> 00:43:17,484
Why?
662
00:43:17,717 --> 00:43:20,849
There may be someone there
that fate would have me meet.
663
00:43:20,884 --> 00:43:23,048
Transylvania, huh?
Well, that's fine with me.
664
00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:25,516
It can't be any worse than
where we just came from, can it?
665
00:43:28,049 --> 00:43:29,083
Can it?
666
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:36,694
Resync: Xenzai[NEF]
667
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:40,694
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