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You're traveling
through another dimension-
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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind.
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A journey into a wondrous land
of imagination.
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Next stop, the twilight zone.
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Edna.
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Huh?
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What about gas and electric?
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What?
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The gas and
electric bill.
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How many months is that?
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Four months.
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That's one you better pay.
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Huh. That's one i can't pay.
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Oh, i wish...
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how are you,
mrs. Gumley?
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Oh, just fine, mr. Castle.
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How have you been?
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Oh, can't complain.
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Been having a lot of rain,
haven't we?
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Quite a bit of rain
for this time of the year.
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Really.
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It's good
for the flowers.
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How's that?
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An heirloom today,
mr. Castle.
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An heirloom, mrs. Gumley?
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Oh, yes,
mr. Castle.
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Been in my family
for years and years.
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It's supposed to
be very valuable.
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Hand-blown glass
is what it is.
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Really?
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Uh-huh.
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Mrs. Gumley, it's just
a plain old wine bottle.
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Do you know
what it's worth?
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Nothing.
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If you could find
the store where it came from,
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that's what they would
give you for it, mrs. Gumley-
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nothing.
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I... i could let it go
for a dollar.
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Mrs. Gumley,
if i could spare a dollar,
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i'd give it to you,
believe me i would, but...
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well, things have
been rough here.
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I'm so in debt myself...
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i wish i could make
it more, i really do.
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Thank you, mr. Castle.
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You're
a wonderful man.
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God bless you.
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Mr. Castle...
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it's not an
heirloom, you know.
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I found it in an ash can.
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Please,
mr. Castle,
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forgive me
for lying.
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Aw, that's all right,
mrs. Gumley.
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Who knows? Maybe it'll turn out
tobean heirloom.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Gorgeous.
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She has to eat,
doesn't she?
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You don't?
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Arthur...
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we're just
around the corner
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from bankruptcy.
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You promised me,
no more handouts.
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Look, edna,
maybe all i've got left
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is to try to find some poor clod
whoicould feel sorry for.
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Maybe a man
can be a failure
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for only so long,
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and then... and then...
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and then it catches up
with him.
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Look at it, edna!
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Look at it!
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The legacy
of a hundred years.
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My grandfather owned it,
and it broke his heart.
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And then, my father-
it killed him, too.
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Look at it. Look at it.
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The meanness of it,
the shabbiness of it,
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the hand-to-mouth of it!
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It isn't just an antique shop
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where you pick up
the pitiful remnants
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of other people's failures.
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It's a shrine to failure itself,
that's what it is!
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It's a mausoleum,
a burial ground for...
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for people's hopes.
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Edna, what happens
to us anyway?
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What happens to us?
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We're not old people,
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and yet this place
is making us old.
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There must be years ahead of us
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that come without
scrimping and counting,
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and picking over
checkbooks and budgets
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and final notices
and old bills.
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Hey...
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hey!
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Mr. And mrs. Arthur castle-
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gentle and
infinitely patient people
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whose lives have been
a hope chest
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with a rusty lock
and a lost set of keys.
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But, in just a moment,
that hope chest will be opened,
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and an improbable phantom
will try to bedeck the drabness
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of these two people's
failure-laden lives
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with the gold and
precious stones of fulfillment.
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Mr. And mrs. Arthur castle,
standing on the outskirts,
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and about to enter,
the twilight zone.
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How do you do?
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Rather than go into any lengthy
generic explanation
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of my existence, suffice it
to say that i am a genie.
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That's quite correct.
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A genie.
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I can offer you four wishes
with a guaranteed performance.
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Well, mr. Castle?
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Mrs. Castle?
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What have you in mind?
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Arthur, what's
happening to us?
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He's a hypnotist
or something.
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Nothing of the sort.
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I grant four wishes
to the owner,
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then go back
inside the bottle
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for a century and a year
until a summons comes
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from the next owner.
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Now, i think the business at
hand is for you and mrs. Castle
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to decide upon the nature
of your four wishes,
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keeping in mind,
of course...
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edna.
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...that each wish
is irrevocable.
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Once made, it is fulfilled.
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And, once fulfilled,
it is a matter of record.
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It can only be altered
by yet another wish.
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Clear, mr. Castle?
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I think we'd better
call the police.
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Wish
for them.
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I can bring you scotland yard,
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the federal bureau
of investigation,
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or every bobby in
the city of london.
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Is it the police
you want?
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No.
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That is not what
we would wish for.
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Arthur, you out
of your mind?
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You believe him?
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Please go on,
mr. Castle.
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You were saying?
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Well, if i had a wish,
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just for the sake
of argument,
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i'd say i wanted
that broken glass
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in that case to be fixed.
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Would you like to make
it official, mr. Castle?
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Well, mr. Castle,
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is that your wish?
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Yes, that is my wish.
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I want that glass
in that display case
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to be repaired.
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Well, mr. Castle?
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You have three
wishes left.
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Three wishes.
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Three wishes,
three wishes.
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Anything we want.
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Well, think, think.
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What do you want?
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Nothing, arthur.
I want nothing.
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A new shop-
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an expensive shop
on fifth avenue.
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We could have that
just for the asking.
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Or money, edna, money!
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$100,000!
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$200,000!
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A million!
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Edna, edna,
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we wouldn't have
to grub anymore.
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We wouldn't to sit her
and waste our lives away.
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Arthur, no.
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There's something
unholy about this.
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Clothes, edna,
expensive clothes.
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Jewels,
a beautiful house!
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Anything we want,
edna!
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No more worries for
the rest of our lives.
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Money.
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Money? The simplest, mr. Castle.
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How much, and in
what denominations?
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How much do we want?
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I don't know.
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I don't know!
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A million dollars,
right here on the floor,
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in five and ten
dollar bills.
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That's what we want!
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A million dollars!
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Ask and you shall
receive, mr. Castle.
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Edna, edna!
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Edna! A million dollars, edna!
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A million dollars!
A million dollars!
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Edna, look!
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A million!
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait, wait.
So he says...
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wait. So he says,
"money?"
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So much money for me.
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I thought maybe
she's-a go outta style!
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Here you are, my friend.
Here you are.
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You pay off that mortgage
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and have yourself...
start living again.
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That's it.
Here you are, my dear.
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Here. You take yourself
that vacation,
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and bring back a boyfriend.
Don't forget.
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Mrs. Gumley. Oh, my dear.
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Here. Here. More. More!
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Mrs. Gumley, god bless you.
God bless you.
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Here you are, my dear.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You take that
home with you.
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Here you are, reverend.
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Don't you worry.
This is honest money.
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You take it and get
that church painted.
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, and thank you.
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Yes, dolly,
here you are. Come here.
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You tell angelo
to get himself a new truck
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with red wheels.
Remember.
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Here you are, my...
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no need. My card,
mr. Castle.
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Office of internal revenue.
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Yes, that's correct.
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There's a matter of an
income tax, mr. Castle.
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Just send
us the bill
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and we'll
pay it.
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But send us the
bill in a hurry,
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would you please?
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My wife and i will
be taking off
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for europe
very shortly.
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Dependents?
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The whole neighborhood.
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Oh, no.
They don't count.
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What does that
figure there mean?
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A million dollars,
mr. Castle.
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Taxed on the basis
of a husband and wife,
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using the standard deductions,
you owe the government
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approximately
$907,000.
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What?
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Yes, that's correct.
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Then, in addition,
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there's a state income tax
involved which...
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using thumb rule...
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the whole thing comes
to a total of...
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roughly, mind you...
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$942,640.
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Arthur, we've already
given away a lot of money.
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Well, now, if you'll
just fill out this form
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and send it to us
with your check?
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Oh, uh... if you want
to use the installment plan,
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we'll send you a statement after
the form has been analyzed.
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Uh... mr. Castle?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just send us a bill.
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Well, we'll be seeing you,
mr. Castle.
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Good evening,
mrs. Castle.
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Well?
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$910,530.
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$910,535.
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$910,540.
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We gave away almost $60,000.
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And this goes to taxes,
and this...
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and this...
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five dollars?
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Yeah.
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Quite a wish, arthur.
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Quite a wish.
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And we haven't even
paid those bills yet.
262
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:32,448
Mr. Castle...
263
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,584
it was my suggestion
264
00:15:35,619 --> 00:15:39,955
that you reflect
very carefully, mr. Castle.
265
00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:43,342
Very, very carefully.
266
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,210
Now, had you made a wish
267
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,347
that took into account
the taxes involved...
268
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:49,465
oh...
269
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,716
look, you.
270
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:53,852
Plenty of sweet talk and
promises and the whole thing,
271
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,721
and all the time you're nothing
272
00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:57,606
but a
con artist.
273
00:15:57,641 --> 00:15:59,475
This time,
i want the million dollars,
274
00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:00,726
but i want itafter...
275
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:03,228
arthur,
no more money.
276
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,731
You got to wish
for something else.
277
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,233
Something else.
278
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,736
How about
ten more wishes?
279
00:16:10,771 --> 00:16:11,987
Or 20?
280
00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:13,872
Don't be in such
a hurry, arthur.
281
00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:15,374
Then you think
of something!
282
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,743
I'm afraid wishing
for more wishes
283
00:16:17,778 --> 00:16:19,628
isn't permitted, mr. Castle.
284
00:16:19,663 --> 00:16:21,246
Frankly, i'd be afraid
to have you try
285
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,132
for fear of the consequences.
286
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:24,883
What consequences?
287
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:26,752
Why do you keep
losing your temper?
288
00:16:26,787 --> 00:16:29,888
Well, you're no help
for me. That's for sure!
289
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,757
Here we stand
in this crummy little shop,
290
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,259
with the whole world
out in front of us,
291
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,145
with anything to wish for
that we want,
292
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,013
and you just
stay on my back...!
293
00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:39,898
Arthur!
294
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,401
Edna.
295
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:46,021
What... what's
happening with us?
296
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:49,158
What's going on?
297
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,277
Oddly enough,
mr. Castle,
298
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,529
this is the normal pattern
299
00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:55,414
that seems
to be generally followed-
300
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,533
great excitement,
great emotionalism.
301
00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,284
Strangely enough,
302
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,787
hard to believe
though it may be,
303
00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:04,289
only a modicum of happiness.
304
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:09,795
Well...
you got a couple
305
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,680
of cheap customers
here, mister.
306
00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:15,434
People that haven't
known much happiness.
307
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,554
What? What? What
do we wish for?
308
00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:19,805
I wish
i knew, arthur.
309
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,690
I don't know!
310
00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:23,809
What about it, genie?
311
00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:25,060
What can
we wish for now?
312
00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:27,563
What can come to us
without tricks?
313
00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:29,314
Without tricks!
314
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,200
I question the semantics here,
mr. Castle.
315
00:17:31,235 --> 00:17:32,451
There are no tricks involved.
316
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,953
There are simply normal
and understandable outgrowths
317
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:38,707
and conditions
that go with any windfall.
318
00:17:38,742 --> 00:17:40,576
No matter what you wish for,
319
00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:44,329
you must be prepared
for the consequences.
320
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,721
Something without
consequences.
321
00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:55,224
Something dead sure.
322
00:17:55,259 --> 00:17:58,977
Something anchored,
something airtight.
323
00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:05,851
Edna, i think
i got it.
324
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:09,605
I think i know
what it is.
325
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,490
What, arthur?
326
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,992
Power. Power, edna.
327
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:17,746
To be in charge
of something...
328
00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:20,249
the boss...
to be a leader.
329
00:18:20,284 --> 00:18:23,368
We could wish
for that.
330
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,620
Possible.
331
00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:25,871
Very possible.
332
00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:28,507
President of a corporation?
333
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,758
That sort
of thing?
334
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:32,261
He could go bankrupt.
335
00:18:32,296 --> 00:18:33,629
Mayor of a city?
336
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:36,014
You get voted out of office,
then what?
337
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:38,517
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
338
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,269
I know what.
339
00:18:40,304 --> 00:18:43,388
Head of a country.
340
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,525
Ruler of a whole country.
341
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,393
That's it.
342
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,281
What about it, genie?
343
00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:54,149
I want to be the
head of a country
344
00:18:54,184 --> 00:18:56,034
who can't be voted
out of office.
345
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:58,153
Do you want to be more specific
than that?
346
00:18:58,188 --> 00:19:00,539
Wait a minute.
347
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,041
Let me give it to you this way.
348
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:06,795
I want to be the head
of a foreign country
349
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,915
who can't be voted
out of office,
350
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:13,051
but it must be
a contemporary country.
351
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,303
Contemporary?
352
00:19:14,338 --> 00:19:15,554
Within this century.
353
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,306
No problems.
354
00:19:17,341 --> 00:19:21,059
What about consequences?
355
00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:24,813
Consequences, mr. Castle?
356
00:19:24,848 --> 00:19:26,682
I've already told you.
357
00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:31,687
You run the risk of consequences
no matter what you wish for.
358
00:19:34,189 --> 00:19:36,074
All right, then.
359
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,698
Go ahead, arthur.
You wish for that.
360
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:48,337
I want to be the ruler
of a foreign country,
361
00:19:48,372 --> 00:19:50,956
just as i've
described it.
362
00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:52,958
Go ahead, genie.
363
00:19:52,993 --> 00:19:54,843
Take over.
364
00:19:54,878 --> 00:19:59,598
As you wish, mr. Castle.
365
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:18,367
From now on, it's
just a mass suicide.
366
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,869
Well, what about
it, fuhrer?
367
00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:23,989
Head of a country.
368
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,125
Can't be voted out
of office.
369
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,377
I'm hitler.
370
00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:30,245
I'm in a bunker.
371
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,130
It's the end of the war.
372
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,638
Mein fuhrer.
373
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:46,511
What you asked for.
374
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,014
Very quick...
375
00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:52,768
and very painless,
mein fuhrer.
376
00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:57,155
And we have
the gasoline outside
377
00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,275
for you and miss braun
378
00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:03,412
when you finish.
379
00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:51,576
I wish... i wish i were back
where it all started.
380
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:55,330
I wish i were
arthur castle again!
381
00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:05,340
What's the matter,
arthur?
382
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:06,591
You look so funny.
383
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:07,843
What happened?
384
00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:12,230
I had a wish
fulfilled.
385
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:15,984
Number four.
386
00:22:16,019 --> 00:22:19,738
All the wishes ended
the same way-
387
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:22,858
in fragments,
little pieces.
388
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,863
Funny thing, though.
389
00:22:27,898 --> 00:22:32,868
This place... this... this
place doesn't look half bad.
390
00:22:32,903 --> 00:22:34,753
You all right?
391
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,621
Oh, i'm fine.
392
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:39,758
Well, maybe we'll stop
wishing for a while.
393
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,878
And, since we obviously
can't afford
394
00:22:42,913 --> 00:22:44,129
a brand-new life,
395
00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:46,631
suppose we give the
old one a paint job
396
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,517
or something?
397
00:22:50,385 --> 00:22:54,773
I think that's
a very good idea.
398
00:22:56,059 --> 00:22:57,275
What are you
laughing at?
399
00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:59,778
We came out of it
ahead anyway.
400
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:09,654
Shouldn't be
a total loss.
401
00:23:39,568 --> 00:23:41,069
A word to the wise now
402
00:23:41,104 --> 00:23:42,938
to the garbage collectors
of the world,
403
00:23:43,572 --> 00:23:45,440
to the curio seekers,
to the antique buffs,
404
00:23:46,074 --> 00:23:48,577
to everyone who would try
to coax out a miracle
405
00:23:48,612 --> 00:23:50,445
from unlikely places.
406
00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:59,454
Check that bottle you're taking
back for a two-cent deposit.
407
00:23:59,489 --> 00:24:01,957
The genie you save
might be your own.
408
00:24:01,992 --> 00:24:05,093
Case in point,
mr. And mrs. Arthur castle,
409
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,596
fresh from
the briefest of trips
410
00:24:07,631 --> 00:24:09,464
into the twilight zone.
411
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:16,638
Rod serling,
creator of the twilight zone,
412
00:24:16,673 --> 00:24:19,141
will tell you
about next week's story
413
00:24:19,176 --> 00:24:22,994
after this word
from our alternate sponsor.
414
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:26,097
And now, mr. Serling.
415
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,217
Next week, we take you
into this 8x8 hotel room,
416
00:24:29,252 --> 00:24:32,354
and we watch a penny-ante crook
make a decision.
417
00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:34,222
You better ask the room clerk
the number of this room,
418
00:24:34,257 --> 00:24:36,107
and then come on up.
419
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:39,861
Mr. Joe mantell is the nervous
man in the four dollar room.
420
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,730
That'sthe twilight zone
next week,
421
00:24:41,765 --> 00:24:43,615
and we'll be waiting for you.
422
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,484
Thank you and good night.
423
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:32,330
Be sure and see
the colgate-palmolive company's
424
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,833
new comedy show
my sister eileen
425
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,953
wednesday night
on many of these same stations.
426
00:25:38,953 --> 00:25:48,953
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