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Now listen, men.
Spring is here...
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and spring is a dangerous time
of the year, especially in Paris.
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The wanderlust is in the air.
Travelers are coming here from everywhere -
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from Cincinnati and Singapore.
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- Now, what do they come for?
- We know.
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That's right. Chicago packers
don't come here for a plate of cold cuts.
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Big planters don't come
from Brazil just for nuts.
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From Norway and Sweden,
they don't come here to fish.
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But whether they come from
Amsterdam or Birmingham or Siam...
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we let them do whatever they wish.
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We let them play in any way...
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as long as they're willing to pay.
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That's okay.
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But spring is here.
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And after dark, our cafés are empty.
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But every park has
standing room only every night.
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- Now that's wrong.
- That's right.
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The situation is not funny.
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Our best cafés are losing money.
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We must clean up the public parks.
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We must clean up the public parks.
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Cleaner parks and more prosperity.
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Cleaner parks. Cleaner parks.
More prosperity. More prosperity.
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Come on. Come on.
Where do you think you are?
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What are you doing?
What's going on here?
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The French Revolution.
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Hey! You can't make love in public.
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- I can make love anywhere.
- No, you can't.
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- Oh, but, Officer, he can.
- Darling!
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Get up.
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- What's your name?
- Dr. Bertier.
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And your name?
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Madame Bertier.
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- So you're married, eh?
- Yes, Officer.
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And you expect me to believe that?
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- Oh, please.
- Please.
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Now let me tell you something.
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You're the only married couple
in this park.
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Get out!
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Well, there's only
one other place to go.
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Why not?
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Listen, Officer.
Do you see that moon?
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If he could talk French,
do you know what he would say to you?
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Phooey.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I must talk to you.
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This is a very delicate situation.
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There is Colette, and here am I.
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And I know what you think.
Oh! I know.
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How dare you.
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You remember that policeman?
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He was wrong.
And so are you.
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Believe it or not,
we are married.
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I am her husband.
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And she is my wife.
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And I can prove it to you.
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Oh, look.
This is a picture of our wedding.
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Myself and the bridesmaids.
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And this is my wife.
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Before the wedding, naturally.
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And look at this lady.
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My mother-in-law.
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A marvelous cook.
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In other words,
I am married, and I like it.
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I'm sorry to disappoint you.
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Now, gentlemen, as a doctor...
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let me ask you a personal question.
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How long since you have been in a park?
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I mean - I mean, with your wife.
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Ah. Ladies, that's what's wrong.
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Build up your park life
to ensure your home life.
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Darling.
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That's for me. Sweetheart.
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That's for her.
I'll be with you in a minute.
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That's for both of us.
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Vive la France.
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♪ What a little thing
like a wedding ring can do ♪
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♪ It can even give me
the right to live with you ♪
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♪ We don't have to care
if the whole world knows ♪
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♪ You can pay my bills
You can buy my clothes ♪
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♪ And it's quite all right
if I kiss and tell ♪
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- ♪ It's legal ♪
- ♪ It's swell ♪
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♪ We don't have to hide
in a secret rendezvous ♪
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♪ In the best hotel
we could get a suite for two ♪
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- ♪ But it's not a sin ♪
- ♪And it's full of spice ♪
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- ♪ But it's lawful ♪
- ♪And it's awful nice ♪
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♪ What a little thing
like a wedding ring can do ♪
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♪ It's really great to have a date
each night with you ♪
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♪ You're so charming
in the morning too ♪
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♪ That I miss you through the day ♪
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♪ You have a date for every night
your whole life through ♪
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♪ And the beauty of it all
is that when I come to call ♪
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♪ I am sure that I can stay ♪
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♪ What a little thing
like a wedding ring can do ♪
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♪ It allows a thrill
when we start to bill and coo ♪
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♪ I can squeeze you here
I can squeeze you there ♪
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♪ And I'm never told
to handle with care ♪
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♪ I don't have to stop
when I kiss your hand ♪
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- ♪ It's lawful ♪
- ♪ Oh, it's grand ♪
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♪ While we love and laugh
I go half and half with you ♪
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♪ And we share delight
that we're both entitled to ♪
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♪ What is mine is yours
What is yours is mine ♪
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- #And It's lawful #
- #And It's just divine #
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♪ What a little thing
llke a weddlng rlng can do ♪♪
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Oh, darllng, I forgot to tell you.
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Tell me, sweetheart. Tell me.
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You know who's coming tomorrow for lunch?
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Sweetheart, tomorrow morning...
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when the sun is shining
and the breakfast is on the table...
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and the little birdies
are singing in the trees...
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I want you to tell me all about it.
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But not now!
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But, darling,
you don't even know who it is.
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It's Mitzi.
My old school chum Mitzi.
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- Not Mitzi!
- Yes, Mitzi!
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Oh. Mitzi!
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Andre, what have you against Mitzi?
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- You don't even know her.
- No.
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- I want you to meet her.
- Yes.
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- I know you'll like her.
- Mm-hmm.
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She's the very best friend I had
until she moved to Lausanne.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And now she's come back.
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Mitzi, Kitzi, Fitzi, Bitzi.
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So that's Mitzi.
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That's she.
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My wife.
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When I married her,
she was a brunette.
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Now you can't believe
a word she says.
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That's all very well, Professor,
but have you any proof?
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As a prospective client to a detective,
let me ask you a question.
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Would you call me handsome?
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Well, as a detective
to a prospective client, uh, no.
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- Have a cigar.
- Thanks.
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Now let me ask you another question.
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As one man to another,
would you call this a beautiful woman?
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Oh, sweetheart.
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- She's lying again.
- Lie back.
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- Yes, angel?
- Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Are you busy?
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No. Not at all.
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Well, uh, I don't want to disturb you.
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Good-bye.
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Good-bye.
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In Switzerland we have
a very peculiar law.
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When a husband shoots his wife,
they put him in jail.
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- Is this taxi engaged?
- Yes, madame.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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But, madame -
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- Really, I - I hate to do this, monsieur.
- It's perfectly all right, madame.
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But perhaps both of us -
Perhaps I could drop you, if you -
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- I'm going towards the Bois.
- So am I.
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- Oh. That's fine.
- Oh, that's splendid.
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- Professor-
- Yes.
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Speaking "detectively,"
you're as good as divorced right now.
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Do you think the Five-Year Plan
will go over?
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Madame, I don't believe in making plans.
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Neither do I, monsieur.
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I leave everything to the moment.
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It's a very good place to live in.
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You know, I think it was
awfully sweet of you to take me along.
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I think so too.
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Oh, monsieur, you're conceited.
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No, madame.
I am married.
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So, you have a wife.
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Mm-hmm. And she has a husband.
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Mmm. I can imagine.
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- Madame.
- Monsieur.
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Tell me. Do you see anything wrong
in us being alone together in this cab?
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- Absolutely not.
- Neither do I.
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Two strange people of opposite sex,
riding in a cab...
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sitting side by side.
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The gentleman reading a newspaper.
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The lady looking out of the window.
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Explain that to your wife.
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She won't believe it!
Would you believe it?
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- Never!
- I wouldn't believe it myself.
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No, and let me tell you something.
My husband wouldn't believe it either.
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Your-Y-Your-
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Oh, m-madame,
we're in a terrible situation.
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Oh, we're as good as guilty.
All the facts are against us.
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What shall we do?
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Throw your newspaper away
and let us face the facts.
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Madame.
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Monsieur.
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Driver, stop!
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Madame, you may think I'm a coward.
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I am!
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- Mitzi!
- Colette!
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Darling!
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You look marvelous!
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Oh, Mitzi, my darling. How have you been? I
haven't seen you since that day in Lausanne.
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I've so much to tell you
I can hardly begin.
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But weren't we happy
and gay in Lausanne?
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You look just as smart
and as stunning as then.
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Oh, I'm much wiser, though,
thanks to several men.
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Oh, how's the composer
you went with so much?
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He's gone, but he had
such a wonderful touch.
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And the painter who painted you
all draped in gauze?
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One night I found out
what an artist he was.
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Your boudoir's adorable,
simply divine.
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And that bed - It's too gorgeous.
I wish it were mine.
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My favorite perfume.
Femme de Paris.
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Yes. Andre's so generous.
He gave it to me.
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- Ah.
- Oh, I must show you my new lingerie.
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Too stunning for only a husband to see.
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- Those dresses - how thrilling!
- Yes, they're really quite fair.
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I was just telling Andre
how I've nothing to wear.
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- Ah?
- Of course, these are his.
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Oh, they're as cute as can be.
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But where is the rest of them?
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Oh, pardon me.
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- Well -
- Colette!
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I buy all his things, and believe
it or not, he wears even the ties.
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- Well, he must love you a lot.
- How's the professor?
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- Which one do you mean?
- The one that you married.
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- Oh, he's still on the scene.
- You don't sound so happy.
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Unless you're well mated, this business
of marriage is much overrated.
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Oh, Mitzi, you don't know
how sorry I feel.
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As for Andre and me -
well, he's just too ideal.
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He sets me atingle.
I set him aflame.
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♪ And no matter what happens ♪
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♪ We still stay the same ♪
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♪ Day after day ♪
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♪ We will always be sweethearts
the same ♪
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♪ As the day we began ♪
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♪ Do what he may ♪
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♪ We will always be sweethearts ♪
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♪ For he is my boy ♪
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♪ And my man ♪
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♪ He kisses me
and my lips are so willing ♪
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♪ But we both agree ♪
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♪ That each time it's more thrilling ♪
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♪ And so I can say ♪
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♪ We will always be sweethearts
the same ♪
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♪ As the day ♪
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♪ We began ♪♪
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Darling.
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This is Mitzi.
And this is Andre.
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I'm - I'm extremely happy, madame.
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Doctor, the pleasure's mine.
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My very best friend and...
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my very, very husband.
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Don't you like her?
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Oh, y-yes.
Oh, yes. I - I like her.
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Look at him.
Look at him.
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00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:34,456
Oh. No.
247
00:19:34,557 --> 00:19:36,787
Isn't he darling?
248
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:38,826
I think he's cute.
249
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,361
Oh, please.
250
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,567
Oh!
251
00:19:53,976 --> 00:19:57,275
You mean to tell me -
252
00:20:03,552 --> 00:20:06,486
- He can?
- Yes, he can.
253
00:20:07,755 --> 00:20:10,315
- No!
- I tell you he can!
254
00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:15,619
Let's see him do it.
255
00:20:16,731 --> 00:20:19,825
Darling, look like an owl.
256
00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:22,424
- Oh, no.
- Oh, please, darling. Please.
257
00:20:22,536 --> 00:20:24,435
- No, no.
- Oh, please do, Dede.
258
00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:27,598
- Oh, no, no.
- Oh, please, Doctor. Look like an owl.
259
00:20:27,707 --> 00:20:29,869
- Oh, now, madame. Will you - No.
- Yes, please do.
260
00:20:29,976 --> 00:20:33,537
- I can't do it - No, no, no.
- Please. Please, Doctor.
261
00:20:33,647 --> 00:20:36,275
Madame, luncheon is served.
262
00:20:36,383 --> 00:20:38,283
It's about time.
263
00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:40,614
- After lunch you'll do it?
- You will do it for me?
264
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,450
- No, no. Really, I -
- Mitzi, I hope you have a good appetite.
265
00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:47,286
- Do you play Ping-Pong?
- Oh. Now, now stop it.
266
00:20:53,299 --> 00:20:57,065
My wife thinks I am a darling.
267
00:20:57,169 --> 00:21:00,400
And my wife's friend thinks I'm cute.
268
00:21:00,505 --> 00:21:03,338
It's a terrible situation.
269
00:21:03,441 --> 00:21:06,309
But I am determined
not to weaken.
270
00:21:08,546 --> 00:21:10,515
We'll see.
271
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,631
Oh, madame.
272
00:21:38,742 --> 00:21:43,872
Oh, call Élysées 0546.
Tell Dr. Bertier to come.
273
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:46,914
- Yes, madame. At once.
- Describe my condition.
274
00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:50,008
- Tell him you fear the worst.
- Oh, madame!
275
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:53,282
Madame, what happened?
Please tell me. Tell me.
276
00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:58,349
Come on. Do as I tell you. Élysées 0546. Tell
Dr. Bertier to come. Now hurry up. Hurry up.
277
00:21:59,995 --> 00:22:01,895
Oh!
278
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,797
Élysées 0546.
279
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,140
Hello. Yes?
280
00:22:16,244 --> 00:22:18,144
Yes?
281
00:22:18,246 --> 00:22:20,737
What?
282
00:22:20,848 --> 00:22:23,477
What? She's sick?
283
00:22:23,584 --> 00:22:26,748
Oh. Oh, yes.
284
00:22:26,854 --> 00:22:28,288
Mitzi's sick.
285
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:31,153
Tell her I'm too tired.
286
00:22:31,258 --> 00:22:33,556
Uh, what?
287
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:37,027
Well, yes. Yes. Naturally.
288
00:22:37,131 --> 00:22:39,065
She wants the doctor right away.
289
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,157
Can't she make it tomorrow?
290
00:22:42,435 --> 00:22:44,404
Just a minute, please.
291
00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:48,503
Andre, this is no time for joking.
292
00:22:48,608 --> 00:22:51,874
But why should I go?
Let her get another doctor.
293
00:22:51,978 --> 00:22:55,414
Let her get two other doctors.
I don't want to mix business with Mitzi.
294
00:22:55,516 --> 00:22:58,143
He doesn't want to mix
business with you.
295
00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:01,329
- Why can't you be nice to my friends?
- But this is business. This is different.
296
00:23:01,353 --> 00:23:04,050
- You hate her.
- Oh, darling, don't be ridiculous.
297
00:23:04,157 --> 00:23:06,197
- I have nothing against her.
- I know you hate her.
298
00:23:06,258 --> 00:23:09,386
- But why should I hate her?
- Well, you certainly don't like her.
299
00:23:09,495 --> 00:23:11,587
I'm crazy about her!
300
00:23:11,697 --> 00:23:15,723
- Then why don't you want to go?
- Because I don't want to mix "musiness" with Bitzi.
301
00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:18,803
Business with Mitzi.
Oh, Mitzi, Kitzi, Bitzi.
302
00:23:22,273 --> 00:23:25,072
All right. I'll go.
303
00:23:26,911 --> 00:23:30,608
Yes, Madame Bertier. Yes. Thank you.
The doctor's coming.
304
00:23:30,715 --> 00:23:33,114
Oh!
305
00:23:36,287 --> 00:23:38,255
Good-bye, sweetheart.
306
00:23:39,423 --> 00:23:41,390
Good-bye, darling.
307
00:23:45,329 --> 00:23:49,265
And remember.
No matter what she has -
308
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:52,459
heart trouble, appendicitis...
309
00:23:52,569 --> 00:23:54,537
rheumatism, neuritis -
310
00:23:55,972 --> 00:23:57,940
I love you.
311
00:24:05,514 --> 00:24:09,212
♪♪
312
00:24:09,318 --> 00:24:12,288
♪♪
313
00:24:32,307 --> 00:24:34,274
♪♪
314
00:24:40,815 --> 00:24:44,342
Oh!
315
00:24:45,853 --> 00:24:48,116
Madame, you sent for me.
316
00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:51,419
I want it to be clearly understood
that you're sick.
317
00:24:51,525 --> 00:24:53,721
Oh, Doctor.
318
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,091
Not "Oh, Doctor."
319
00:24:56,196 --> 00:24:58,926
Just "Doctor."
320
00:25:49,513 --> 00:25:53,575
♪ If I have to examine you
let me see your tongue ♪
321
00:25:53,684 --> 00:25:57,848
♪ No, that's not the way to start
Put your head against my heart ♪
322
00:25:57,955 --> 00:25:59,856
- ♪You look fine ♪
- ♪ But I feel so weak ♪
323
00:25:59,957 --> 00:26:02,892
- ♪ Maybe you should go south ♪
- ♪ No, I'm too warm ♪
324
00:26:02,993 --> 00:26:05,961
- ♪Just touch my cheek ♪
- ♪ Let me take a look at your mouth ♪
325
00:26:06,063 --> 00:26:08,361
♪ Say Ahhh ♪
326
00:26:08,465 --> 00:26:12,868
♪ Ahhh ♪
327
00:26:12,969 --> 00:26:17,463
♪ I know it can't be chronic
but if you feel this way ♪
328
00:26:17,573 --> 00:26:21,703
♪ Perhaps you need a little tonic
three times a day ♪
329
00:26:21,811 --> 00:26:25,941
♪ My head is simply reeling
Oh, Doctor, don't delay ♪
330
00:26:26,048 --> 00:26:30,144
- ♪ How often do you get this feeling ♪
- ♪Three times a day ♪
331
00:26:30,251 --> 00:26:34,312
♪ You seem to be in perfect shape
as far as I can see ♪
332
00:26:34,423 --> 00:26:36,754
♪ Are you a doctor or a saint ♪
333
00:26:36,858 --> 00:26:38,826
♪ Hold me, please
I'm going to faint ♪
334
00:26:38,927 --> 00:26:42,863
- ♪You surely need attention ♪
- ♪ Do something right away ♪
335
00:26:42,964 --> 00:26:47,128
♪ Now, just take two of these in water
three times a day ♪
336
00:26:47,235 --> 00:26:51,102
♪ But what if this sensation
should fail to go away ♪
337
00:26:51,205 --> 00:26:55,107
♪ Then try a real hot application
three times a day ♪
338
00:26:55,209 --> 00:26:59,270
- ♪ I don't know why you fear me ♪
- ♪ Oh, I wish that I could stay ♪
339
00:26:59,380 --> 00:27:03,612
♪ I'd not complain if you were near me
three times a day ♪
340
00:27:03,717 --> 00:27:07,710
♪ If you're not better
I'll be back tomorrow afternoon ♪
341
00:27:07,821 --> 00:27:12,314
♪ Oh, Doctor, if you understood
you could do me so much good ♪
342
00:27:12,426 --> 00:27:15,918
- ♪This tonic ought to help you ♪
- ♪ I know a sweeter way ♪
343
00:27:16,029 --> 00:27:21,057
♪ Oh, no, no, madame
I couldn't see you three times a day ♪♪
344
00:27:25,638 --> 00:27:27,538
Hello.
345
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,098
This is Dr. Bertier.
346
00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:35,112
My husband, Professor Olivier.
347
00:27:37,116 --> 00:27:38,606
Dr. Bertier?
348
00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:42,443
Dr. Bertier, physician.
349
00:27:42,554 --> 00:27:44,579
Professor Olivier.
350
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:48,388
Ancient history.
351
00:27:48,493 --> 00:27:51,155
- Doctor.
- Professor.
352
00:27:51,263 --> 00:27:53,788
Ah.
353
00:27:58,169 --> 00:28:01,536
Ah, yes.
354
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:04,870
Ah.
355
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,967
Darling, I'm not feeling very well.
356
00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:10,343
Why should you?
357
00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:16,785
Oh, no, Professor.
Madame is in a very serious condition.
358
00:28:16,887 --> 00:28:19,013
Why-Why shouldn't she be?
359
00:28:19,122 --> 00:28:21,113
Conditions are bad everywhere.
360
00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:25,721
The professor is joking.
361
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:29,356
Oh, no. No, I have no sense of humor.
362
00:28:29,466 --> 00:28:31,957
No sense of humor at all.
363
00:28:53,822 --> 00:28:56,346
Now, children.
364
00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:59,585
You are my wife's doctor.
365
00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:02,220
My wife is your patient.
366
00:29:03,397 --> 00:29:07,993
You are the husband
of my wife's best friend.
367
00:29:08,102 --> 00:29:13,038
And I am the husband
of your wife's best friend.
368
00:29:15,575 --> 00:29:19,205
I am looking forward
to a very happy Christmas.
369
00:29:40,633 --> 00:29:42,601
Now get out.
370
00:29:42,701 --> 00:29:46,535
Hurry. Hurry. It's getting late.
371
00:29:48,674 --> 00:29:50,642
Hello?
372
00:29:50,743 --> 00:29:53,234
Just a moment.
Madame Lacroix.
373
00:29:57,283 --> 00:29:59,182
How do you do, Madame Lacroix?
374
00:29:59,284 --> 00:30:01,184
Yes, Madame Lacroix.
375
00:30:01,286 --> 00:30:03,254
No, Madame Lacroix. No.
376
00:30:03,354 --> 00:30:06,791
No. Not next week.
The party's tonight.
377
00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:10,327
Yes. Yes, thank you. I'm fine.
378
00:30:10,428 --> 00:30:13,090
Yes, thank you. He's fine.
Good-b -What?
379
00:30:13,198 --> 00:30:16,326
Oh, you're fine too?
That's fine. Good-bye.
380
00:30:23,273 --> 00:30:26,538
Yes? Oh, Madame Rodevska.
381
00:30:26,643 --> 00:30:28,634
Yes. Yes, I see.
382
00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:30,679
Mm-hmm.
383
00:30:30,781 --> 00:30:32,941
Mm-hmm. How interesting.
384
00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:35,210
What? You're wearing a red dress?
385
00:30:35,319 --> 00:30:38,186
Very décolleté? Practically no back?
386
00:30:38,287 --> 00:30:41,222
No stockings at all?
But you're coming?
387
00:30:41,324 --> 00:30:43,224
That's fine.
388
00:30:45,394 --> 00:30:49,194
Who is it?
Oh, Adolph.
389
00:30:49,298 --> 00:30:51,789
No, Adolph. What do you want?
390
00:30:51,901 --> 00:30:54,767
Oh, really, Adolph. It's 7:30.
I have a million things to do.
391
00:30:54,871 --> 00:30:57,931
This is no time for silly conversation.
392
00:30:58,039 --> 00:31:00,270
Hmm?
393
00:31:00,376 --> 00:31:03,811
Hmm?
394
00:31:05,046 --> 00:31:08,106
Colette, am I sitting next to you tonight?
395
00:31:08,216 --> 00:31:10,810
Colette, tonight, next to you?
396
00:31:10,919 --> 00:31:14,685
Now, Adolph, listen.
You're Andre's closest friend.
397
00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:18,190
You were best man at our wedding.
That's as far as I'll go.
398
00:31:19,494 --> 00:31:21,427
What?
399
00:31:21,528 --> 00:31:24,225
Romeo?
You're coming as Romeo?
400
00:31:24,331 --> 00:31:27,300
Yes. Yes, Romeo.
401
00:31:28,335 --> 00:31:30,997
Of Romeo and Juliet.
402
00:31:31,105 --> 00:31:33,005
What?
403
00:31:33,107 --> 00:31:35,007
What?
404
00:31:35,109 --> 00:31:37,839
Not a costume party.
405
00:31:37,945 --> 00:31:39,845
Oh.
406
00:31:40,914 --> 00:31:42,883
Oh, all right.
407
00:31:45,852 --> 00:31:49,254
- Marcel.
- Yes, sir?
408
00:31:49,355 --> 00:31:52,347
Why did you tell me
it was to be a costume party?
409
00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:56,155
Ah, monsieur.
I did so want to see you in tights.
410
00:32:57,921 --> 00:33:02,323
Uh, I don't think that Martel girl
is so attractive.
411
00:33:02,424 --> 00:33:04,393
I do.
412
00:33:05,462 --> 00:33:08,191
All right. All right.
I - I - I won't argue with you.
413
00:33:10,299 --> 00:33:14,167
Everybody-Everybody is entitled
to his own opinion.
414
00:33:15,204 --> 00:33:17,866
That's what makes the world go round.
415
00:33:17,972 --> 00:33:20,908
For instance -
For instance, take Russia.
416
00:33:22,111 --> 00:33:24,806
Darling, I swear I've been true to you.
417
00:33:24,912 --> 00:33:27,074
Why did you change those place cards?
418
00:33:27,181 --> 00:33:30,378
Sweetheart, you know I love you -
and only you.
419
00:33:30,485 --> 00:33:33,181
Why did you change those place cards?
420
00:33:35,023 --> 00:33:38,185
If I tell you the truth,
would you believe it?
421
00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:40,259
No.
422
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,609
Darling, I'm going.
423
00:34:07,721 --> 00:34:10,621
Good-bye, angel. Sorry I can't go with you.
424
00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:13,157
Are you staying out
late tonight, precious?
425
00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:16,717
Yes, beloved. I don't think
I'll be home before morning.
426
00:34:16,828 --> 00:34:19,627
Aw, that's too bad.
427
00:34:19,732 --> 00:34:21,632
Good-bye, sweetheart.
428
00:34:21,734 --> 00:34:23,702
Good-bye, darling.
429
00:34:28,908 --> 00:34:31,138
- What are you doing tonight?
- Nothing, madame.
430
00:34:31,242 --> 00:34:34,541
- Wouldn't you like to go out?
- No, madame. I'm too tired.
431
00:34:34,646 --> 00:34:37,444
Too tired? For a little dance
and a good time?
432
00:34:37,549 --> 00:34:39,813
- Not really.
- Yes, madame.
433
00:34:39,918 --> 00:34:43,479
- You can have the night off.
- I'm sorry, madame, but really I'm too tired.
434
00:34:43,587 --> 00:34:46,988
Other girls are grateful for a day off,
and you -you're too tired.
435
00:34:47,092 --> 00:34:49,390
Oh, you're a most unreasonable girl
and most ungrateful.
436
00:34:49,494 --> 00:34:51,427
- Oh, but I -
- Oh, be quiet.
437
00:34:51,528 --> 00:34:55,055
♪♪
438
00:35:16,185 --> 00:35:19,382
Mitzi, I suspect Andre.
439
00:35:19,489 --> 00:35:21,389
Colette.
440
00:35:21,491 --> 00:35:23,925
You know what I found out?
441
00:35:24,026 --> 00:35:26,085
How should I know?
442
00:35:26,194 --> 00:35:28,629
He didn't want to
sit next to you tonight.
443
00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:31,996
- And you know why?
- Why?
444
00:35:33,468 --> 00:35:35,993
He wanted to sit next to
Mademoiselle Martel.
445
00:35:40,742 --> 00:35:42,710
Uh-huh.
446
00:35:42,811 --> 00:35:45,507
What do you mean, "Uh-huh"?
447
00:35:45,614 --> 00:35:48,912
- Have you heard anything?
- Now, Colette, darling.
448
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:52,076
I believe Andre is absolutely faithful.
449
00:35:54,155 --> 00:35:56,088
I don't care what people say.
450
00:35:56,190 --> 00:35:58,420
People say?
451
00:35:58,526 --> 00:36:00,426
- So everybody knows.
- Oh.
452
00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:03,497
- Oh, tell me, Mitzi. Tell me everything.
- Darling. Darling.
453
00:36:03,597 --> 00:36:05,791
There's absolutely nothing to tell.
454
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,269
Nothing definite.
455
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,274
There she is.
456
00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:23,108
Look at that dress.
457
00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:25,116
- Terrible.
- Ghastly.
458
00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:29,747
- And look at the way she wears her hair.
- Bleached.
459
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,757
Ah, madame.
460
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:35,725
Oh. Oh, my dear.
461
00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:39,059
How are you?
I'm so glad to see you.
462
00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:41,597
- You look perfectly stunning.
- Do you really think so?
463
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:45,227
Oh, gorgeous.
I'm simply crazy about that dress.
464
00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:47,305
And you're looking so well too.
465
00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:49,374
You must have gained.
466
00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:29,640
Hello, Andre.
Where is Colette?
467
00:37:29,745 --> 00:37:32,680
- What's the matter?
- I want to say "How do you do?" to her.
468
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,709
Dinner is served.
469
00:39:03,768 --> 00:39:06,566
Let's be happy.
Let's be gay.
470
00:39:06,671 --> 00:39:09,104
Come on.
Let's drink and be merry.
471
00:39:09,207 --> 00:39:11,175
Let's have a good time.
472
00:39:14,145 --> 00:39:17,477
- Are you talking to me?
- Yes, Romeo.
473
00:39:18,582 --> 00:39:20,846
Oh. Oh, Colette.
474
00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:25,855
♪♪
475
00:39:43,873 --> 00:39:46,706
Colette, when are we
going to dance?
476
00:39:51,714 --> 00:39:54,182
Oh, when are we going to be gay?
477
00:40:14,335 --> 00:40:17,794
When are we going
to have all that fun? Hmm?
478
00:40:31,351 --> 00:40:33,320
Well, Colette,
when are we going to have -
479
00:40:33,421 --> 00:40:35,321
Right now.
480
00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:43,392
♪ It's sweet
when the band is playing ♪
481
00:40:43,496 --> 00:40:46,294
♪ To hold you in my arms ♪
482
00:40:46,399 --> 00:40:48,923
♪ But I haven't time for saying ♪
483
00:40:49,035 --> 00:40:51,662
♪ What I think of your charms ♪
484
00:40:51,771 --> 00:40:54,568
♪ It's wonderful to be swaying ♪
485
00:40:54,674 --> 00:40:57,268
♪ To music of the dance ♪
486
00:40:57,376 --> 00:41:00,073
♪ But I'd rather be obeying ♪
487
00:41:00,179 --> 00:41:02,773
♪ The music of romance ♪
488
00:41:02,881 --> 00:41:05,646
♪ How I would love ♪
489
00:41:05,751 --> 00:41:08,584
♪ One hour with you ♪
490
00:41:08,687 --> 00:41:11,155
♪ One hour of ♪
491
00:41:11,256 --> 00:41:13,884
♪ Just being with you ♪
492
00:41:13,992 --> 00:41:16,654
♪ Then I could say ♪
493
00:41:16,761 --> 00:41:19,321
♪ What I'm feeling ♪
494
00:41:19,431 --> 00:41:22,058
♪ And concealing ♪
495
00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:25,135
♪ In my heart ♪
496
00:41:25,236 --> 00:41:27,636
♪ Tonight when all ♪
497
00:41:27,738 --> 00:41:30,605
♪ Our dancing is through ♪
498
00:41:30,708 --> 00:41:33,233
♪ And moonbeams fall ♪
499
00:41:33,344 --> 00:41:36,006
♪ On roses and dew ♪
500
00:41:36,113 --> 00:41:39,310
♪ Perhaps you may even say ♪
501
00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:41,681
♪ That you love me too ♪
502
00:41:41,785 --> 00:41:44,379
♪ And let me stay ♪
503
00:41:44,488 --> 00:41:46,820
♪ One hour with you ♪
504
00:41:46,923 --> 00:41:49,721
♪ How I would love ♪
505
00:41:49,826 --> 00:41:52,488
♪ One hour with you ♪
506
00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:54,893
♪ I'm thinking of ♪
507
00:41:54,998 --> 00:41:57,898
♪ The same thing as you ♪
508
00:41:58,001 --> 00:42:00,264
♪ Then why delay ♪
509
00:42:00,369 --> 00:42:02,269
♪ Just one reason ♪
510
00:42:03,339 --> 00:42:05,535
♪ What's the reason ♪
511
00:42:05,641 --> 00:42:08,166
♪ It's my wife ♪
512
00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:10,973
♪ How I'd enjoy ♪
513
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,072
♪ One hour with you ♪
514
00:42:14,183 --> 00:42:16,583
♪ You silly boy ♪
515
00:42:16,685 --> 00:42:19,119
♪ Just what will you do ♪
516
00:42:19,221 --> 00:42:21,120
♪ Leave that to me ♪
517
00:42:21,223 --> 00:42:24,453
♪ Now I see
what champagne will do ♪
518
00:42:24,559 --> 00:42:27,027
♪ No, no Honestly ♪
519
00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:29,392
♪ I'm tipsy for you ♪
520
00:42:35,436 --> 00:42:37,870
♪ How I would love ♪
521
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,838
♪ One hour with you ♪
522
00:42:40,941 --> 00:42:43,136
♪ I'm tired of ♪
523
00:42:43,244 --> 00:42:46,235
♪ This hullabaloo ♪
524
00:42:46,347 --> 00:42:48,576
♪ You used to say ♪
525
00:42:48,682 --> 00:42:51,276
♪ You liked dancing ♪
526
00:42:51,385 --> 00:42:53,750
♪ I love dancing ♪
527
00:42:53,854 --> 00:42:56,982
♪ But with you ♪
528
00:42:57,090 --> 00:42:59,354
♪ It's not so much ♪
529
00:42:59,459 --> 00:43:02,427
♪ The steps that you do ♪
530
00:43:02,529 --> 00:43:04,827
♪ Your very touch ♪
531
00:43:04,931 --> 00:43:07,957
♪ Can make me say Ooh ♪
532
00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:11,036
♪ We'll have a chance for romance ♪
533
00:43:11,137 --> 00:43:13,503
♪ When the party's through ♪
534
00:43:13,606 --> 00:43:15,801
♪ It's all a bore ♪
535
00:43:15,908 --> 00:43:18,809
♪ Unless I'm with you ♪♪
536
00:43:32,924 --> 00:43:35,119
♪♪
537
00:43:51,842 --> 00:43:53,810
Mitzi, please, don't.
538
00:43:57,181 --> 00:43:59,148
Mitzi, don't be so Mitzi.
539
00:44:02,885 --> 00:44:05,980
Why do you do that?
I can't tie a tie.
540
00:44:06,089 --> 00:44:08,081
I never could tie a tie.
541
00:44:09,893 --> 00:44:11,860
But I can tie a tie...
542
00:44:11,961 --> 00:44:13,861
and how.
543
00:44:24,006 --> 00:44:27,203
There you are.
544
00:44:27,309 --> 00:44:29,277
Just a sample.
545
00:44:34,483 --> 00:44:37,509
Mitzi! Mitzi!
546
00:44:37,619 --> 00:44:39,246
Mitzi, my tie!
547
00:44:40,287 --> 00:44:42,187
♪♪
548
00:44:45,794 --> 00:44:47,693
Pardon me.
549
00:44:56,003 --> 00:44:58,596
I'm a prisoner on my own veranda.
550
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,437
If I go inside, my wife sees me...
551
00:45:02,543 --> 00:45:04,533
and I get into trouble.
552
00:45:04,645 --> 00:45:07,773
If I go to the garden to Mitzi,
I get into trouble too.
553
00:45:08,815 --> 00:45:10,783
But anyhow, I get my tie fixed.
554
00:45:11,818 --> 00:45:13,718
What shall I do?
555
00:45:18,425 --> 00:45:21,086
I go inside, my wife sees me,
and I get into trouble.
556
00:45:21,194 --> 00:45:24,890
I go to the garden to Mitzi, I get into
trouble, too, but anyhow, I get my tie fixed.
557
00:45:24,997 --> 00:45:26,965
I go inside, my wife sees me,
I get into trouble.
558
00:45:27,066 --> 00:45:30,112
I go to the garden to Mitzi, I get in trouble,
too, but anyhow, I get my tie fixed.
559
00:45:30,136 --> 00:45:32,056
I go inside, my wife sees me,
I get into trouble.
560
00:45:32,138 --> 00:45:34,116
I go to the garden to Mitzi, I get into
trouble, too, but anyhow, I get my tie fixed.
561
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:35,849
I go inside, my wife sees me,
I get into trouble.
562
00:45:35,873 --> 00:45:37,808
I go to the garden to Mitzi -
563
00:45:40,813 --> 00:45:42,906
I get my tie fixed.
564
00:46:12,576 --> 00:46:14,545
A night in May.
565
00:46:15,679 --> 00:46:17,977
Look at the moon.
566
00:46:18,081 --> 00:46:20,379
Colette, how does the moon
affect you?
567
00:46:22,152 --> 00:46:24,620
It turns me inside out
and upside down.
568
00:46:27,257 --> 00:46:30,556
I tell you, if I didn't have
such a splendid education, I'd -
569
00:46:30,659 --> 00:46:32,627
I'd yield to the animal in me.
570
00:46:38,100 --> 00:46:41,069
Yes, I - I admit I come
of a very fine family.
571
00:46:42,371 --> 00:46:44,964
Well, should a refined gentleman
not have any luck?
572
00:46:46,008 --> 00:46:49,408
Does one have to be a roughneck
to get along in the world?
573
00:46:49,511 --> 00:46:51,480
I wonder where Andre is.
574
00:46:56,251 --> 00:46:58,446
I love you, Colette.
Colette, I love you.
575
00:46:58,553 --> 00:47:01,419
Let's - Let's - Let's run away.
Let's live.
576
00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:04,651
- You're still a young woman.
- Andre!
577
00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:08,593
My tie. My tie.
578
00:47:14,168 --> 00:47:16,898
- Andre.
- Andre!
579
00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:18,198
Andre?
580
00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:23,074
Andre?
581
00:47:39,792 --> 00:47:41,692
Oh!
582
00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:06,742
- We had a most delightful time, Doctor.
- Thank you.
583
00:48:06,818 --> 00:48:08,786
- Good night.
- Good night, Andre.
584
00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:11,582
- Good night.
- Thank you.
585
00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:14,454
Good night, Dr. Bertier.
I had a perfectly charming evening.
586
00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:17,288
- Thank you so much.
- It was a pleasure, madame.
587
00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:20,363
I'll be waiting in a taxi
on the next corner for five minutes.
588
00:48:20,464 --> 00:48:22,091
Impossible.
589
00:48:22,198 --> 00:48:24,190
- Ten minutes.
- Ridiculous.
590
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:26,201
All right. Fifteen minutes.
591
00:48:26,302 --> 00:48:28,203
Positively maybe.
592
00:48:30,641 --> 00:48:32,541
Good-bye, madame.
593
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:35,543
- Good night.
- Good night.
594
00:49:01,036 --> 00:49:03,266
♪ Why did I kiss that Mitzi ♪
595
00:49:03,372 --> 00:49:05,306
♪ I still can feel it yet ♪
596
00:49:05,407 --> 00:49:08,807
♪ And now I'm in a spot
And what a spot ♪
597
00:49:08,911 --> 00:49:12,711
♪ For right out there is Mitzi
and right up there Colette ♪
598
00:49:12,813 --> 00:49:16,510
♪ Should I be brave
and misbehave or not ♪
599
00:49:16,617 --> 00:49:18,518
♪ Should I say yes or no ♪
600
00:49:18,620 --> 00:49:20,519
♪ Should I stay home or go ♪
601
00:49:20,621 --> 00:49:22,589
♪ Why should I be afraid to fall ♪
602
00:49:22,690 --> 00:49:25,453
♪ I'm only human after all ♪
603
00:49:25,559 --> 00:49:27,618
♪ I love Colette ♪
604
00:49:27,727 --> 00:49:29,719
♪ I'm crazy for Colette ♪
605
00:49:29,829 --> 00:49:33,492
♪ But, oh, that Mitzi ♪
606
00:49:33,601 --> 00:49:35,500
♪ I kiss Colette ♪
607
00:49:35,603 --> 00:49:37,502
♪ And I get all upset ♪
608
00:49:37,604 --> 00:49:40,266
♪ But, oh, that Mitzi ♪
609
00:49:41,308 --> 00:49:45,074
♪ To stay or go
I really can't decide ♪
610
00:49:45,177 --> 00:49:49,136
♪ But this I know
We can't all three be satisfied ♪
611
00:49:49,249 --> 00:49:53,208
♪ I love Colette
I haven't weakened yet ♪
612
00:49:53,319 --> 00:49:57,119
♪ But, oh, that Mitzi ♪
613
00:49:57,222 --> 00:50:00,919
♪ Some girls are slow
Some even answer "no" ♪
614
00:50:01,026 --> 00:50:04,757
♪ But, oh, that Mitzi ♪
615
00:50:04,863 --> 00:50:08,560
♪ Some girls are cool
and others only fool ♪
616
00:50:08,667 --> 00:50:11,430
♪ But, oh, that Mitzi ♪
617
00:50:12,470 --> 00:50:16,270
♪ There's no mistake
about the way she clings ♪
618
00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:20,071
♪ Why, she could make an angel
throw away his wings ♪
619
00:50:20,178 --> 00:50:23,944
♪ And yet I claim
Colette can do the same ♪
620
00:50:24,048 --> 00:50:27,211
♪ But, oh, that Mitzi ♪♪
621
00:50:41,465 --> 00:50:43,626
Why don't you go back
to Mademoiselle Martel?
622
00:50:43,734 --> 00:50:47,170
- Oh, darling.
- It may be a joke to you, but it -
623
00:50:47,270 --> 00:50:49,703
Our romance is over.
624
00:50:53,510 --> 00:50:55,478
Oh, darling.
625
00:50:55,579 --> 00:50:57,910
If I wanted to start something
with Mademoiselle Martel...
626
00:50:58,014 --> 00:50:59,914
would I do it here?
627
00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:01,985
Couldrt I call her to my office?
628
00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:06,315
So, that's what goes on
in your office!
629
00:51:06,422 --> 00:51:08,856
Darling, we have been married
for three years.
630
00:51:08,958 --> 00:51:11,859
And for three years,
you've gone to your office every day.
631
00:51:11,961 --> 00:51:14,156
Sweetheart, take my word -
This Martel girl -
632
00:51:14,262 --> 00:51:16,856
- I don't believe you!
- I demand that you believe me.
633
00:51:16,966 --> 00:51:19,832
I saw what I saw.
634
00:51:28,676 --> 00:51:30,974
Let's not talk about it.
635
00:51:31,079 --> 00:51:33,376
Let me take you in my arms.
I love you.
636
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,778
You're lying!
637
00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:39,183
Darling, if you don't believe me -
638
00:51:42,290 --> 00:51:45,952
If you don't believe me,
in two and a half minutes, I'm going out.
639
00:51:47,461 --> 00:51:51,022
Oh. So you're threatening me,
are you?
640
00:51:51,130 --> 00:51:53,929
All right. Go out.
641
00:51:54,033 --> 00:51:58,697
Darling, I warn you, I'm going.
642
00:51:58,806 --> 00:52:00,705
I heard you. Go!
643
00:52:03,509 --> 00:52:05,409
All right.
644
00:52:08,247 --> 00:52:11,410
- I'm going.
- My compliments to Mademoiselle Martel.
645
00:52:27,265 --> 00:52:29,165
Andre!
646
00:52:31,403 --> 00:52:34,429
Andre! Andre!
647
00:53:07,370 --> 00:53:09,270
Adolph!
648
00:53:14,944 --> 00:53:17,673
- I've come to stay.
- Adolph!
649
00:53:17,780 --> 00:53:21,613
- ♪ I'm dying for one hour with you ♪
- Adolph, the party's over.
650
00:53:21,718 --> 00:53:25,414
- ♪ I've got to pour my love out to you ♪
- What's the matter with you?
651
00:53:25,521 --> 00:53:27,899
- ♪ I'm just insane with desire ♪
- Adolph, this is ridiculous!
652
00:53:27,923 --> 00:53:29,968
- I don't know whether to laugh or scream.
- ♪ I'm on fire ♪
653
00:53:29,992 --> 00:53:32,755
- I want you to leave this house at once.
- ♪ Have a heart ♪♪
654
00:53:57,451 --> 00:53:59,350
Andre!
655
00:53:59,453 --> 00:54:02,320
You'll have to call louder than that
if you want Andre to hear you.
656
00:54:02,422 --> 00:54:05,755
But if you want Adolph,
all you have to do is whisper.
657
00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:10,455
Oh.
658
00:54:17,938 --> 00:54:20,906
Sorrow makes you look
even more beautiful.
659
00:54:21,006 --> 00:54:23,497
Thank you, Adolph.
660
00:54:23,609 --> 00:54:25,976
More feminine...
661
00:54:26,078 --> 00:54:27,978
younger.
662
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,708
- Do you really think so?
- I do, Colette.
663
00:54:30,816 --> 00:54:32,784
Oh, thank you, Adolph.
664
00:54:35,955 --> 00:54:38,389
Any man who leaves
a woman like you...
665
00:54:38,490 --> 00:54:41,856
on a night like this,
with a man like me...
666
00:54:41,961 --> 00:54:43,860
deserves it.
667
00:54:43,962 --> 00:54:47,159
But it was my fault.
I was wrong.
668
00:54:48,466 --> 00:54:50,593
You have a right to be wrong.
669
00:54:50,702 --> 00:54:53,899
You're a woman.
Women are born to be wrong.
670
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,939
I like my women wrong.
671
00:54:58,977 --> 00:55:00,877
You poor, lonely little thing.
672
00:55:00,979 --> 00:55:03,572
Oh, I'm so unappy.
673
00:55:05,382 --> 00:55:08,681
- You need love.
- Yes. Love.
674
00:55:08,785 --> 00:55:10,685
Lots of love.
675
00:55:10,787 --> 00:55:12,687
Lots of love.
676
00:56:03,471 --> 00:56:06,997
♪♪
677
00:57:27,150 --> 00:57:29,676
Get out! Get out,
or I'll call my husband!
678
00:57:44,033 --> 00:57:47,332
- Oh, darling.
- My dear, how excited you seem.
679
00:57:47,436 --> 00:57:50,337
I just had a dream,
a terrible dream.
680
00:57:50,439 --> 00:57:54,240
I dreamed that last night, when you
were gone, I was downstairs alone and -
681
00:57:54,343 --> 00:57:55,970
Yes, yes? Go on.
682
00:57:56,078 --> 00:57:59,605
Suddenly a man took hold of me.
I - I struggled, and he -
683
00:57:59,715 --> 00:58:01,614
- Choked you?
- No.
684
00:58:01,716 --> 00:58:03,616
- Shot you?
- No.
685
00:58:03,718 --> 00:58:05,618
What did he do?
686
00:58:06,888 --> 00:58:08,789
He kissed me.
687
00:58:08,890 --> 00:58:11,325
Oh. Kissed you.
688
00:58:11,427 --> 00:58:14,862
Your dream shall come true.
689
00:58:22,470 --> 00:58:24,597
But the man wasn't you.
690
00:58:24,705 --> 00:58:26,900
Someone I know?
691
00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:29,202
- He's your pal.
- What a pal!
692
00:58:29,309 --> 00:58:32,107
- It was Adolph.
- Oh, no. Not Adolph.
693
00:58:32,212 --> 00:58:35,978
That's a scream.
It couldn't be Adolph, even in a dream!
694
00:58:37,784 --> 00:58:39,979
Adolph!
695
00:58:40,085 --> 00:58:43,351
♪ And still I feel guilty ♪
696
00:58:43,457 --> 00:58:48,416
♪ It doesn't seem right ♪
697
00:58:48,528 --> 00:58:52,759
♪ But you shouldn't leave me ♪
698
00:58:52,865 --> 00:58:57,097
♪ At night ♪
699
00:58:57,204 --> 00:58:59,763
♪ Day after day ♪
700
00:58:59,872 --> 00:59:02,568
♪ We will always be sweethearts ♪
701
00:59:02,674 --> 00:59:05,404
♪ The same as the day ♪
702
00:59:05,510 --> 00:59:08,776
♪ We began ♪
703
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,474
♪ Dream what I may ♪
704
00:59:11,583 --> 00:59:14,814
♪ We will always be sweethearts ♪
705
00:59:14,919 --> 00:59:21,050
♪ My lips are for no other man ♪
706
00:59:21,159 --> 00:59:23,524
♪ Dear, never fear ♪
707
00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:26,119
♪ I won't ever neglect you ♪
708
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:29,325
♪ Each night I'll be here ♪
709
00:59:29,433 --> 00:59:33,392
♪ To adore and protect you ♪
710
00:59:33,505 --> 00:59:37,304
♪ And year after year ♪
711
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:41,241
♪ We will always be sweethearts ♪
712
00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:46,646
♪ The same as the day ♪
713
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:53,018
♪ We began ♪♪
714
00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:57,284
Come in.
715
01:00:07,970 --> 01:00:09,870
Darling, whatever-
716
01:00:20,549 --> 01:00:22,743
- Professor!
- Doctor.
717
01:00:22,851 --> 01:00:26,082
- Oh, it's nice of you to drop in.
- Uh-huh.
718
01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:28,451
We missed you a lot last night.
719
01:00:28,556 --> 01:00:31,252
- Wort you sit down?
- Thank you. Yes.
720
01:00:38,766 --> 01:00:40,734
- Excuse me one minute.
- Yes.
721
01:00:45,305 --> 01:00:48,035
- Uh, it's a bit drafty, eh?
- Yes.
722
01:00:52,279 --> 01:00:54,712
Did you, uh, have
a good time last night?
723
01:00:54,814 --> 01:00:57,579
Well, we -we tried our best.
724
01:00:57,684 --> 01:01:00,118
First we had, uh -we had dinner.
725
01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:02,119
Then we danced.
726
01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:04,621
And then we -we played a little.
727
01:01:04,724 --> 01:01:07,055
Played? May I ask what?
728
01:01:08,094 --> 01:01:10,323
- Cards.
- Cards?
729
01:01:10,429 --> 01:01:12,330
Bridge.
730
01:01:13,732 --> 01:01:16,223
You didn't play cards
last night, Doctor.
731
01:01:16,335 --> 01:01:18,429
Oh! Professor.
732
01:01:18,537 --> 01:01:20,437
I ought to know.
733
01:01:20,539 --> 01:01:22,972
You were in my apartment
last night.
734
01:01:23,075 --> 01:01:25,873
- In your apartment?
- Mm-hmm.
735
01:01:25,977 --> 01:01:27,946
Let me see.
736
01:01:29,948 --> 01:01:32,542
You left your house...
737
01:01:32,650 --> 01:01:35,279
at 2:10.
738
01:01:35,386 --> 01:01:38,253
You went to the corner,
jumped into a cab.
739
01:01:38,356 --> 01:01:40,654
My wife was in that cab.
740
01:01:42,059 --> 01:01:44,356
Yes. Yes, that's true.
741
01:01:44,462 --> 01:01:46,656
That's absolutely true.
742
01:01:46,764 --> 01:01:51,223
Uh, your-your wife -
your wife was alone.
743
01:01:51,335 --> 01:01:53,826
See, naturally, as her host...
744
01:01:53,937 --> 01:01:56,872
I wanted to see her
get home safely.
745
01:01:56,974 --> 01:01:58,941
Thank you
for protecting my wife, Doctor.
746
01:01:59,042 --> 01:02:02,272
- It was only my duty, Professor.
- Yes.
747
01:02:02,379 --> 01:02:06,747
Now, let me see -The car arrived
in front of my house at 2:35.
748
01:02:07,817 --> 01:02:10,615
You and my wife
stayed in the car...
749
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,051
for eight minutes...
750
01:02:13,156 --> 01:02:15,248
up to 2:43.
751
01:02:16,559 --> 01:02:19,027
Right. Right.
752
01:02:20,396 --> 01:02:24,457
Your-Your wife just -
just asked me something.
753
01:02:25,566 --> 01:02:27,693
And then I answered.
754
01:02:27,803 --> 01:02:30,498
Then another question,
and then another answer.
755
01:02:30,606 --> 01:02:33,438
One question follows an answer.
You know?
756
01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:36,533
Eight minutes -
Eight minutes can go like that!
757
01:02:36,645 --> 01:02:38,271
Yes. Yes.
758
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:41,042
Then you, uh -
you got out of the car.
759
01:02:41,149 --> 01:02:43,481
You went to the house,
and at the door...
760
01:02:43,584 --> 01:02:45,711
my wife handed you the key.
761
01:02:45,820 --> 01:02:47,720
You unlocked the door...
762
01:02:47,822 --> 01:02:51,258
and after a short conversation,
you went in.
763
01:02:51,359 --> 01:02:55,727
This was exactly 2:51.
764
01:02:55,830 --> 01:02:58,263
Uh -Am I boring you?
765
01:02:58,365 --> 01:03:00,697
Oh, not at all, Professor.
766
01:03:00,801 --> 01:03:04,669
Uh, yes, y-your wife -
your wife said...
767
01:03:04,770 --> 01:03:07,205
"Wort you come up
and have a little brandy?"
768
01:03:07,307 --> 01:03:11,174
And I said,
"Ah, a little brandy can't hurt."
769
01:03:12,712 --> 01:03:14,976
- So, I - I went up.
- Yes.
770
01:03:15,081 --> 01:03:18,415
And, uh -
And you had the brandy?
771
01:03:19,719 --> 01:03:21,347
Yes.
772
01:03:21,454 --> 01:03:23,649
Was it good brandy, Doctor?
773
01:03:23,756 --> 01:03:25,724
Excellent, Professor.
774
01:03:26,759 --> 01:03:30,422
You drank this brandy
from 2:53...
775
01:03:31,629 --> 01:03:33,563
to 4:44.
776
01:03:36,035 --> 01:03:39,401
Professor, I assure you...
777
01:03:39,504 --> 01:03:42,302
that there is
absolutely nothing wrong.
778
01:03:43,975 --> 01:03:46,944
We just -We just had a chat...
779
01:03:47,045 --> 01:03:48,945
and a few laughs.
780
01:03:49,047 --> 01:03:52,539
You know, y-your wife -
your wife is very amusing.
781
01:03:52,649 --> 01:03:55,517
Yes, everyone says so.
It must be true.
782
01:03:55,620 --> 01:03:59,283
Now, Professor,
all appearances are against me.
783
01:03:59,389 --> 01:04:01,516
I know. I know.
But let me tell you again -
784
01:04:01,626 --> 01:04:03,924
Not another word, Doctor.
785
01:04:04,027 --> 01:04:07,395
- I believe you.
- Thank you.
786
01:04:07,498 --> 01:04:10,023
You're very welcome.
I believe you.
787
01:04:11,235 --> 01:04:14,830
But no one else will.
Too bad, isn't it?
788
01:04:14,937 --> 01:04:17,838
I just came up here this morning
to ask you...
789
01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:21,399
if you would appear,
voluntarily, as a...
790
01:04:22,712 --> 01:04:26,341
shall we say, witness
in my divorce suit?
791
01:04:28,918 --> 01:04:31,580
Professor, please believe me.
792
01:04:32,622 --> 01:04:34,816
I'm an innocent man.
793
01:04:34,924 --> 01:04:38,655
I'm not guilty.
And neither is Mitzi.
794
01:04:38,761 --> 01:04:40,728
I mean - I mean, your wife.
795
01:04:40,829 --> 01:04:43,798
My friend -
May I call you my friend?
796
01:04:43,899 --> 01:04:46,629
- Please.
- My friend, nobody is guilty.
797
01:04:46,735 --> 01:04:51,262
I have a theory that nobody
is responsible for their actions.
798
01:04:51,373 --> 01:04:54,137
Right!
That's absolutely right.
799
01:04:54,241 --> 01:04:58,177
Our doings are controlled by circumstances
over which we have no control.
800
01:04:58,279 --> 01:05:02,306
Oh, excellent.
Truer words have never been spoken.
801
01:05:02,417 --> 01:05:05,681
Therefore, nobody can
be held responsible for his actions.
802
01:05:05,787 --> 01:05:08,653
Oh, what a beautiful thought,
Professor.
803
01:05:08,756 --> 01:05:10,724
You know -
You know that you're a poet?
804
01:05:10,825 --> 01:05:15,125
This, of course, has nothing
whatever to do with our case.
805
01:05:17,730 --> 01:05:19,789
- Good morning, Professor.
- Madame.
806
01:05:19,899 --> 01:05:22,367
Ah, I'm so glad you dropped in.
807
01:05:22,468 --> 01:05:24,437
We should see each other
more often.
808
01:05:24,537 --> 01:05:28,473
I'm afraid the doctor doesn't like me.
809
01:05:28,575 --> 01:05:31,703
Oh, Professor.
Where did you get such an idea?
810
01:05:32,979 --> 01:05:35,174
Oh, by the way, how's Mitzi?
811
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,214
- Mitzi?
- Yes.
812
01:05:37,317 --> 01:05:40,844
Oh, Mitzi. Uh, let me see.
813
01:05:40,953 --> 01:05:43,251
She left this morning for Lausanne.
814
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,482
- Lausanne?
- Mmm.
815
01:05:45,591 --> 01:05:48,355
- Oh, to see her mother.
- I suppose so.
816
01:05:49,761 --> 01:05:53,218
- I hope nothing's happened to her mother.
- To her mother?
817
01:05:53,332 --> 01:05:55,630
No, I don't think so.
818
01:05:55,734 --> 01:05:59,295
Well, we'll see.
I'm sorry, but I must be going now.
819
01:05:59,403 --> 01:06:02,668
Well, you must come again sometime.
820
01:06:02,773 --> 01:06:06,004
And when you write Mitzi,
you'll give her my best regards, won't you?
821
01:06:06,111 --> 01:06:08,908
Oh, I surely will.
And yours, Doctor?
822
01:06:09,947 --> 01:06:11,847
Please.
823
01:06:11,948 --> 01:06:14,179
- Well, good-bye.
- Good-bye.
824
01:06:14,285 --> 01:06:16,253
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
825
01:06:28,132 --> 01:06:31,328
Don't you think
he behaved strangely?
826
01:06:31,434 --> 01:06:33,402
Oh, no, not at all.
827
01:06:39,376 --> 01:06:43,402
Andre? There's something wrong
between the professor and Mitzi.
828
01:06:43,513 --> 01:06:45,844
Oh. What an idea, Colette.
829
01:06:45,949 --> 01:06:48,917
I feel it. I feel it.
My womars instinct tells me.
830
01:06:50,153 --> 01:06:52,712
And there's a man in it.
831
01:06:52,821 --> 01:06:56,348
Andre?
You know who the man is?
832
01:06:56,458 --> 01:06:59,256
- Who?
- This Russian artist Rodovsky.
833
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,330
- No. No, it's not Rodovsky.
- How do you know?
834
01:07:02,431 --> 01:07:06,094
I don't know. I don't know.
My-My instinct tells me it's not Rodovsky.
835
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,395
I tell you, it's Rodovsky.
836
01:07:08,503 --> 01:07:10,471
All right. All right.
837
01:07:10,571 --> 01:07:12,937
Everybody-Everybody is entitled
to his own opinion.
838
01:07:13,041 --> 01:07:16,010
Let's hope it's Rodovsky.
839
01:07:17,045 --> 01:07:20,742
You're right, Andre.
It's not Rodovsky.
840
01:07:20,847 --> 01:07:22,816
Now I know who it is.
841
01:07:22,917 --> 01:07:25,976
- Who?
- That American - Goldberg.
842
01:07:27,854 --> 01:07:29,823
Maybe - Maybe you're right.
843
01:07:29,923 --> 01:07:32,619
I - I wouldn't be surprised
if it were Goldberg.
844
01:07:42,668 --> 01:07:44,863
Andre!
845
01:07:44,971 --> 01:07:47,462
- I have it now.
- Who?
846
01:07:47,574 --> 01:07:50,167
No. No. No, it can't be.
847
01:08:00,218 --> 01:08:03,153
♪ I didn't want to do what I did
but I did ♪
848
01:08:03,254 --> 01:08:05,814
♪ And now what can I do ♪
849
01:08:05,925 --> 01:08:08,722
♪ I'd better take a trip
Yes, a trip on a ship ♪
850
01:08:08,827 --> 01:08:11,489
♪ To China or Peru ♪
851
01:08:11,597 --> 01:08:14,064
♪ I knew the moment
that she began ♪
852
01:08:14,165 --> 01:08:16,861
♪ Where it was leading to ♪
853
01:08:16,967 --> 01:08:19,732
♪ It might have happened
to any man ♪
854
01:08:19,838 --> 01:08:22,169
♪ It might have happened
to you ♪
855
01:08:22,272 --> 01:08:25,002
♪ It was late
and she was lonely ♪
856
01:08:25,110 --> 01:08:27,634
♪ And she begged
for sympathy only ♪
857
01:08:27,745 --> 01:08:30,839
♪ Now I ask you
what would you do ♪
858
01:08:30,947 --> 01:08:32,916
♪ In a case like that ♪
859
01:08:33,017 --> 01:08:35,747
♪ If her head
was on your shoulder ♪
860
01:08:35,853 --> 01:08:38,446
♪ And she grew
a little bit bolder ♪
861
01:08:38,555 --> 01:08:41,546
♪ Now I ask you
what would you do ♪
862
01:08:41,658 --> 01:08:43,625
♪ With a girl like that ♪
863
01:08:43,726 --> 01:08:46,490
♪ Do you think
you could resist her ♪
864
01:08:46,597 --> 01:08:49,190
♪ Do you think
you wouldn't have kissed her ♪
865
01:08:49,298 --> 01:08:52,166
♪ Would you treat her
like a sister ♪
866
01:08:52,268 --> 01:08:54,532
♪ Come on, be honest, mister ♪
867
01:08:54,638 --> 01:08:57,299
♪ If you saw her
turn the light out ♪
868
01:08:57,407 --> 01:08:59,931
♪ Would you get your hat
and get right out ♪
869
01:09:00,043 --> 01:09:02,840
♪ Now I ask you
what would you do ♪
870
01:09:02,945 --> 01:09:05,243
♪ That's what I did too ♪
871
01:09:05,348 --> 01:09:08,111
♪ It was late
and she was lonely ♪
872
01:09:08,216 --> 01:09:11,015
♪ And she begged
for sympathy only ♪
873
01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:14,020
♪ Now I ask you
what would you do ♪
874
01:09:14,122 --> 01:09:16,089
♪ In a case like that ♪
875
01:09:16,190 --> 01:09:19,092
♪ If her head
was on your shoulder ♪
876
01:09:19,193 --> 01:09:22,095
♪ And she grew
a little bit bolder ♪
877
01:09:22,197 --> 01:09:24,631
♪ Oh, I ask you
what would you do ♪
878
01:09:24,732 --> 01:09:26,700
♪ With a girl like that ♪
879
01:09:26,802 --> 01:09:29,599
♪ Do you think
you could resist her ♪
880
01:09:29,703 --> 01:09:32,501
♪ Do you think
you wouldn't have kissed her ♪
881
01:09:32,606 --> 01:09:34,598
♪ Would you treat her
like your sister ♪
882
01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:37,678
♪ Oh, come on
Be honest, mister ♪
883
01:09:37,778 --> 01:09:40,508
♪ If you had a sweet
and pure wife ♪
884
01:09:40,614 --> 01:09:43,082
♪ Wouldn't you be faithful
to your wife ♪
885
01:09:43,184 --> 01:09:45,846
♪ Now I ask you
what would you do ♪
886
01:09:45,952 --> 01:09:48,285
♪ Heh, that's what I did too ♪♪
887
01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:55,683
Darling.
888
01:10:58,121 --> 01:11:01,319
- Have you had any breakfast?
- Yes.
889
01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:03,619
Was -Was it a good breakfast?
890
01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:06,161
Marvelous.
891
01:11:06,263 --> 01:11:08,560
Had a - a good night's sleep?
892
01:11:08,664 --> 01:11:10,633
Yes. Wonderful.
893
01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:13,531
- Feel strong?
- Great!
894
01:11:13,637 --> 01:11:15,764
Strong enough to face -
895
01:11:15,871 --> 01:11:19,238
to take a-a nice -
a nice, long walk with me?
896
01:11:19,341 --> 01:11:21,434
I'd love it.
897
01:11:21,544 --> 01:11:23,512
Sit down, darling.
898
01:11:26,881 --> 01:11:30,783
Darling,
I've got to disillusion you.
899
01:11:30,885 --> 01:11:33,116
Your instinct was right.
900
01:11:33,221 --> 01:11:37,020
There is something wrong
in Mitzi's marriage.
901
01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:39,650
Didrt I tell you?
Didrt I tell you?
902
01:11:39,761 --> 01:11:42,628
And who wouldn't believe me?
903
01:11:42,730 --> 01:11:45,461
Oh, darling, tell me.
Tell me all about it.
904
01:11:45,567 --> 01:11:48,228
You were right.
There's a man in it.
905
01:11:48,335 --> 01:11:50,269
Rodovsky?
906
01:11:50,370 --> 01:11:53,238
- No.
- Goldberg?
907
01:11:53,340 --> 01:11:55,605
- No.
- But who is it, darling?
908
01:11:55,710 --> 01:11:57,609
Tell me, who?
909
01:12:00,180 --> 01:12:02,080
Me.
910
01:12:05,952 --> 01:12:07,853
You?
911
01:12:10,456 --> 01:12:12,356
You?
912
01:12:17,163 --> 01:12:19,722
My husband...
913
01:12:19,832 --> 01:12:22,027
and my very best friend.
914
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,609
Look at me, Andre.
915
01:12:36,114 --> 01:12:38,014
Oh!
916
01:12:45,523 --> 01:12:48,286
Go away!
Either you leave this house or I do.
917
01:12:48,392 --> 01:12:50,326
- But, sweetheart -
- Our marriage is over.
918
01:12:50,428 --> 01:12:53,124
- Darling - - From now on you're
nothing but a doctor to me.
919
01:12:53,230 --> 01:12:56,256
- I love you.
- Tell it to my lawyer.
920
01:12:56,367 --> 01:12:58,995
Believe me,
there was nothing wrong in it.
921
01:12:59,104 --> 01:13:01,071
I know I shouldn't have done it...
922
01:13:01,171 --> 01:13:04,072
but please, please forgive me
for-for what I didn't do.
923
01:13:04,174 --> 01:13:06,108
I don't want to hear another word!
924
01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:08,677
You can keep the house, my jewels,
the furniture, everything!
925
01:13:08,778 --> 01:13:12,509
I don't want any alimony!
926
01:13:14,918 --> 01:13:16,885
How do you do, sir?
927
01:13:42,010 --> 01:13:44,239
Adolph.
928
01:13:44,346 --> 01:13:46,712
Don't go.
929
01:13:54,722 --> 01:13:57,418
Sweetheart, you must forgive me.
930
01:13:59,126 --> 01:14:01,094
Forgive you?
931
01:14:01,195 --> 01:14:03,493
I'm in no position
to forgive you.
932
01:14:03,596 --> 01:14:06,395
You think you were bad? No.
933
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:08,798
You were just
a naughty little boy.
934
01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:13,305
Look at me.
I'm the one that's bad.
935
01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:15,374
You think you're a Don Juan, eh?
936
01:14:15,476 --> 01:14:18,274
Well, if you're a Don Juan,
then I'm a Cleopatra.
937
01:14:18,378 --> 01:14:21,040
You, with your one hour.
938
01:14:21,147 --> 01:14:25,276
What's your one hour
compared with my 25 minutes?
939
01:14:25,385 --> 01:14:28,183
Remember the dream I told you
about Adolph and me?
940
01:14:28,288 --> 01:14:32,748
Well, that was no dream. It happened,
right here, on the night of our party.
941
01:14:38,831 --> 01:14:41,459
- Oh, so you think a man
couldn't fall in love with me.
942
01:14:41,567 --> 01:14:44,365
- Let me kiss you.
- You think I'm not attractive enough?
943
01:14:44,469 --> 01:14:46,836
Maybe I'm too old.
944
01:14:46,938 --> 01:14:49,772
- Well, I'll show you.
- Oh, darling! Darling.
945
01:14:51,910 --> 01:14:53,810
Adolph!
946
01:14:57,415 --> 01:14:59,940
Adolph, I want the truth...
947
01:15:00,051 --> 01:15:02,678
and nothing but the truth.
948
01:15:02,787 --> 01:15:06,018
After the party was over,
did you or did you not...
949
01:15:06,124 --> 01:15:08,991
wait in the garden
till after Andre had gone?
950
01:15:09,093 --> 01:15:11,561
And didn't you come into the house
in the dark?
951
01:15:11,662 --> 01:15:15,461
And didn't I find you
on the couch?
952
01:15:23,673 --> 01:15:26,141
Yes.
953
01:15:26,244 --> 01:15:28,073
Well?
954
01:15:30,180 --> 01:15:32,545
Sit down!
955
01:15:34,651 --> 01:15:37,483
And then, Adolph, didn't you, with -
with an uncontrollable impulse -
956
01:15:37,586 --> 01:15:40,055
didn't you untie your tie?
957
01:15:44,026 --> 01:15:45,926
- Yes.
- Well?
958
01:15:47,363 --> 01:15:50,092
Sit down!
959
01:15:50,199 --> 01:15:54,191
And then, Adolph - then didn't you
take me in your arms and kiss me?
960
01:15:54,303 --> 01:15:57,294
And didn't we sit on the couch,
and didn't you kiss me again?
961
01:15:57,406 --> 01:16:00,306
And didn't I like it?
962
01:16:00,408 --> 01:16:03,434
- I guess so.
- Answer yes or no!
963
01:16:05,847 --> 01:16:09,078
- Yes.
- Well?
964
01:16:10,618 --> 01:16:12,609
Sit down!
965
01:16:18,025 --> 01:16:20,493
Well, Doctor? We're even.
966
01:16:20,594 --> 01:16:23,757
A tooth for a tooth,
an eye for an eye...
967
01:16:23,864 --> 01:16:26,731
an Adolph for a Mitzi.
968
01:16:27,768 --> 01:16:29,895
Fifty-fifty.
969
01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:32,335
But if I ever catch you aga -
970
01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:36,007
Kiss me, sweetheart.
971
01:16:36,108 --> 01:16:38,906
- You don't mind, do you, Adolph?
- No.
972
01:16:41,447 --> 01:16:43,506
- Ladies -
- And gentlemen -
973
01:16:43,616 --> 01:16:46,813
- If he were your husband -
- And she were your wife -
974
01:16:46,919 --> 01:16:48,887
And you find out
he's a Don Juan -
975
01:16:48,988 --> 01:16:50,955
And you find out
that she has dreams -
976
01:16:51,057 --> 01:16:53,547
- And he confesses -
- And she admits -
977
01:16:53,659 --> 01:16:55,957
- But you like him -
- And you love her-
978
01:16:56,061 --> 01:16:59,862
- And you adore him -
- And you're crazy about her-
979
01:16:59,966 --> 01:17:02,092
What would you do?
980
01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:04,168
That's what I do too.
72288
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