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Ah, Kitty. Making
brownies for breakfast?
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No. Brownies have too much
sugar to be a healthy breakfast.
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Here, have some
Fun Time Snack-A-Doodles.
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Uh, Mrs. Forman, can I borrow
your curling iron?
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I was gonna borrow Donna's,
but hers smells like potatoes.
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It wasn't my fault. My dad
used it to make curly fries.
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Well, I wanna look
good for my first
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full day of work
at the TV station.
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I wanna look super pretty,
so that co-workers won't mind
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when I stab them in the back.
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You could try my hairstyling
technique. Wake up, remove pillow.
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You know, I am
just so excited for you,
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working for TV's
Christine St. George.
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She is my hero. She's
amazing, she's talented...
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She's the devil.
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She seems sweet to me.
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Last week,
she was having a lot of fun
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with this dog that
could say, "Christine."
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It sounded like,
"Wrureen."
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It was pretty good.
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Okay. Rumor has it that as
soon as the cameras went off,
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she had that dog neutered.
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Well, I just cannot believe
that a woman who makes
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her own potpourri
could be that bad.
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Now, if you're
still nervous about her,
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just do what I did when I
first started at the hospital.
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Kitty, I don't think she is
allowed to bring Kahlua to work.
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No, you just... You bring in some
treats and put them on your desk.
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That's what I did
with my awful boss.
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Now he loves me,
he weighs 300 pounds
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and he sweats when
he ties his shoes.
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I win.
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Here, take some brownies.
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Thanks. Well, I guess
it's true what they say.
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Keep your friends close
and your enemies fat.
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You know, if you want to
impress them, do a good job.
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If your job is making coffee,
make coffee.
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If your job is answering
phones, answer phones.
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If your job is
sharpening pencils...
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Get a new job,
'cause that one blows.
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You know what? At this point, I'll try
anything 'cause Christine is a bitch.
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You know,
that is a double standard.
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Why is it okay for a man
to be a hard ass boss
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but when a woman is,
she's labelled a bitch?
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Because Christine's a bitch.
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Good morning, Jackie.
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How are you enjoying
your time behind the scenes
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at the fifth largest
TV market in Wisconsin?
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I don't know. I'm working
pretty hard. Well, good.
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Oh, here are your messages,
Miss St. George.
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Great.
And, uh, I also made
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a new fresh pot of coffee.
Wonderful.
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And I sharpened
the pencils on your desk.
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You... Are you
a complete moron?
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Those pencils were a gift
from Jane Pauley.
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Well, they still say,
"Love and kisses, Jane Pau."
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How would you like it if I
ruined something of yours?
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That was your mug.
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My Ted Koppel mug!
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Listen, my job as TV
host is to be happy.
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And your job is
to keep me happy.
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You screw up one more time
and you're out of here.
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Okay, everybody,
let's do a super good show.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Why is there no orange juice
in my mini-fridge?
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I'll stock you right now.
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No, dear.
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That would be
the answer to the question,
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"When are you
going to stock it?"
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My question was,
"Why is it empty?"
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Um, brownie?
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I want my orange juice.
I don't want your leftovers.
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Do I look like
a homeless person to you?
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Oh, oh! All I wanted you to
do was just to try a brownie.
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Oh, all right, you big baby.
I'll have one of your brownies.
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Hmm, this is pretty good.
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Really?
Mmm-hmm.
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Well, thank you.
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All right, well, I also made
up your schedule for tomorrow.
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Oh, did you? Good.
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Oh, good job. Oh, yeah.
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Really?
Mmm-hmm.
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Great. Okay, well,
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they canceled your appearance
with the boy who fell down the well.
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Ah, thank God.
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Why are we celebrating that?
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The boy is just clumsy.
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Listen. I'm sorry
I yelled at you earlier.
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Oh, you must think
I'm a complete psycho.
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It was completely my fault.
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I should have just
moved out of the way
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when you threw
that script at me.
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No, no, not at all,
because if you had,
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the script would have gone
flying right past you
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and might have hit
somebody important.
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What are you listening to?
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Nothing.
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Hyde is always giving me crap
about my poofy hair,
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so I use these sweet babies
to hold it down.
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Oh, my God, look at David Bowie.
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He's got a nicer ass then I do.
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Randy, this is
where you disagree.
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I'd like to Donna, but he's wearing
a dress. You're wearing jeans.
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I'm very confused.
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All right. I gotta go to work, but
before I do, I have to do one thing.
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Ha ha!
Re-poofed your hair.
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Hey, Randy, can you help
that chick sitting on the couch?
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Oh, wait. That's you.
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Guys, who put a sandwich
in the cash register?
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You can pay for
things with sandwiches?
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Hello, Hawaii.
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I did that, Hyde. Sorry, man, but
I've been a little scatterbrained lately.
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It's true,
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because I remember
when I first met you,
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I thought,
"That guy is focused."
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Yeah. You know, you've been
acting kind of weird even for you.
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Are you sober?
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No. Aquarius.
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So what's wrong?
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I got a crush on someone, but
I don't know what to do about it.
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It's been all long time
since I've wooed a lady.
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First off, nobody uses the
phrase "woo a lady" anymore.
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That's why the girl
at The Hub slapped me.
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No, man,
she slapped you because you
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grabbed her ass and
yelled "Whoo! A lady!"
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Mrs. Forman,
your brownies saved my life.
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Christine was
yelling at me all morning,
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but then I gave her
one of your brownies
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and then she started liking me.
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Oh, I don't believe
that for a minute.
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I could eat a whole tray of those
brownies and I still wouldn't like you.
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Red, television's
Christine St. George
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loves my brownies.
This is so exciting.
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I am in a famous person's
stomach right now.
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Okay, well, I need some more for
tomorrow, so could you make some?
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Oh. I just, um... I just put Red's
chicken pot pie in the oven, so...
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Here, honey.
Eat around the chicken.
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It's probably
loaded with bacteria.
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All right, Leo. The problem
that most guys have
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when they're picking up chicks
is they over think things.
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So you should be fine.
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All you have to say to a
lady is, "Come here often?"
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If she says no, grab her ass.
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You know she
won't be coming back,
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so you won't have
to see her again.
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No. Look, I got an idea.
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Pretend we're at a bar and
the three of us are foxy ladies.
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Oh, I'm a recent
college graduate
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with big boobs and
an urge to explore.
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I'll show Daddy.
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Okay, now,
try to pick one of us up.
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What are you doing, man?
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You looked the lightest.
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All right, put me down.
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Okay.
You're dumb and lazy.
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Oh, there's my lady.
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Excuse me,
you're blocking the aisle.
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Hey.
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Hi, Leo.
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Come here often?
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Wow, JJ.
Seven yo-yos at one time?
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I guess an act like that really
has its ups and downs, huh?
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I'm so glad I
fought for my country
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so that grown man
could play with his yo-yo.
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Oh, shushy-shushy,
grumpety-grump.
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Now, before we go,
I'd like to introduce
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the newest family member
of What's Up Wisconsin.
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She's my assistant.
She's Jackie Burkhart.
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Come on, honey.
Come on in here.
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Oh, my God, I'm on TV.
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Well, for all of you
watching in black and white,
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I am wearing a navy twin set, and
my eye shadow is periwinkle blue.
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Holy macaroni! It's Jackie!
I know someone who's on TV!
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What do you know!
It really is an idiot box.
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Jackie brings me
the most delicious brownies.
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Brownies.
Red, those are my brownies.
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Oh, they look so
much bigger on TV.
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So moist, you don't even
have to drink milk with them.
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No milk! That is the highest
compliment a brownie can have.
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Now, Jackie darling, I must
know where you got them.
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From me!
She got them from me!
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Got them?
I made them. Myself.
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What?
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It's an old
Burkhart family recipe.
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You lying little midget!
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This might be a bad time to ask,
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but are you gonna start
getting lunch together?
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I can't believe Leo likes me.
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I feel like I'm
back in the third grade
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and the slow kid who picks his
nose just gave me a valentine.
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See, that is what you get
for leading Leo on
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with your tight
jeans and your heaving
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chest and your
large bedroom window.
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You know, there's a good chance
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Leo will forget
this whole thing.
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Just like he forgot that
other thing. The sixties.
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Well, what am I gonna do?
I mean,
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I don't wanna hurt his feelings.
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Donna, I know this is weird for
you, but you have to remember,
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it is hilarious for us.
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I think you and Leo could be
great together. I can see it now.
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I have to go talk to him.
I ain't havin' no Leo baby.
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Whoa! Mrs. Forman,
you gotta help me.
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I need another batch of
brownies and I need them bad.
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Okay. First,
preheat the oven to 350,
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then stick your head inside
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and bake the lies out of
your lying mouth, you little liar!
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Please, it's the only thing that
keeps Christine off my back.
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I'm gonna lose my job.
Please, you've gotta help me.
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Please.
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Oh, that is so fake.
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Oh, damn. Fine. I'm sorry.
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Look, Christine
caught me off guard.
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I was on TV.
I didn't know what to say.
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How about Kitty Forman
baked the brownies?
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See how easy that was?
I can even say it backwards.
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Brownies the baked Forman Kitty.
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Okay, okay, you're right.
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But now I'm in too deep,
so I am begging you.
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Please, could you just make
some more brownies?
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Drop it, Jackie.
I am not gonna let you
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continue to take credit
for all of my hard work.
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What if I take you
to the studio and
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introduce you to
Christine St. George?
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I'll get the eggs.
You grease the pan.
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Hyde, I thought you said Leo
was supposed to be here today.
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Yeah. I put him
on the schedule,
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which means he is
either on his way in,
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or on his way to San Francisco
to see the Dead show.
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I just wanna get this over
with. It's gonna be so hard.
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Donna, I know how you
must feel. Soft and smooth.
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There's my girl.
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Hi, Leo.
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Leo, you didn't have
to get me chocolates.
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Chocolates?
That's my lunch.
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Leo, look. I'm really
flattered that you like me,
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but I can't be your girlfriend.
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Is it because I'm black?
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You're not black.
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So, it's not that then. I know
what it is. You like that Randy guy.
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What? No, I don't.
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Yes, you do.
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So I think maybe it's best
if we stop seeing each other.
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Wait a minute, you're
breaking up with me?
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I'm sorry, but I just
can't date a racist.
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So, man, how did it go?
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He thinks I like Randy.
Can you believe that?
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Donna. Leo has never been
right about anything in his life.
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Except for the fact
that you're into Randy.
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What are you talking about?
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Hi, Randy.
I like music. Do you like music too?
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Shut up.
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Look
at my butt. I made it just for you.
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You are so far off.
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Come on, man. You're in
the store more than I am.
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You giggle at
everything he says.
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You guys are like a bad Carpenters
song. Or like any Carpenters song.
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Okay. Fine. Maybe I
like him a little bit.
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But if you tell anyone I
will freakin' kick your ass.
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You bitch.
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So, Leo. You're single
again. You gonna be okay?
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Yeah. I've already got my eye
on somebody better.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, come here often?
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Join us tomorrow as
we examine the pain
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suffered by a local family
from religious prejudice.
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And Sparky, the water-skiing
squirrel, will be here too.
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Until then, What's Up Wisconsin?
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Oh, Miss St. George,
that was a great show.
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Oh, thank you.
Um, you know what?
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I would love for you to meet
one of your biggest fans.
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Uh, this is Kitty Forman.
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Hello.
Christine.
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Oh, it is such
an honor to meet you.
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You look so much
taller in person.
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Of course, we only
have a 19-inch TV set.
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Okay. I also brought
you some brownies.
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Oh, isn't that wonderful of her?
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You know, Jackie, I was
thinking that on tomorrow's show
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you and I might
make these brownies.
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You know, you'd stir the eggs and
I'd come up with some funny yolks.
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A cooking segment?
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Oh, that is just... That is
just my dream come true.
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For you.
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Oh, Miss St. George, I
have to tell you something.
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I didn't bake the
brownies. Kitty did.
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Who's Kitty, dear?
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Um, that's me.
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Oh. Well, good for you.
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Would you, uh, give me just
a moment with my assistant?
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Oh, of course.
Thank you.
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Okay, would it be okay if I just
sat in your chair for a minute?
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Oh sure. My fake
casa is your fake casa.
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Okay, Miss St. George,
I'm really sorry.
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No.
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What you showed me just now
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proves that you are a sweet,
honest, young woman.
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And that crap will get you
nowhere in show business.
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So what? I'm supposed
to lie and cheat
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and take credit for
other people's work?
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That's how I paid
for my Mercedes.
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You can't be afraid to be tough.
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Oh, I'm tough.
I'm very, very tough.
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People always say
what a bitch I am.
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Well, for your sake,
I hope they're right.
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Now, please. Get this
crazy lady off my set.
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Coming up next, a potato chip
that looks like Henry Kissinger.
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See if you can find that potato
chip. It sounds fascinating.
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Before we bring on
the tap-dancing parrot,
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I have a correction
to make from yesterday's show.
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Red. She's gonna say
my name. Are you taping it?
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Do you know how
to use the machine?
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Yes, I know how
to use the machine.
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Those brownies I so
enjoyed were made by
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the talented and
lovely Kitty Forshack.
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Forshack?
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No, no, that doesn't sound
right. Ah! Forman. Kathy Forman.
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