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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,515 --> 00:00:08,560 Ah, Kitty. Making brownies for breakfast? 2 00:00:08,601 --> 00:00:12,104 No. Brownies have too much sugar to be a healthy breakfast. 3 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:14,524 Here, have some Fun Time Snack-A-Doodles. 4 00:00:18,028 --> 00:00:20,446 Uh, Mrs. Forman, can I borrow your curling iron? 5 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,782 I was gonna borrow Donna's, but hers smells like potatoes. 6 00:00:24,576 --> 00:00:27,370 It wasn't my fault. My dad used it to make curly fries. 7 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,082 Well, I wanna look good for my first 8 00:00:31,123 --> 00:00:33,001 full day of work at the TV station. 9 00:00:33,043 --> 00:00:35,461 I wanna look super pretty, so that co-workers won't mind 10 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:38,172 when I stab them in the back. 11 00:00:38,214 --> 00:00:41,676 You could try my hairstyling technique. Wake up, remove pillow. 12 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:46,389 You know, I am just so excited for you, 13 00:00:46,431 --> 00:00:48,975 working for TV's Christine St. George. 14 00:00:49,017 --> 00:00:52,604 She is my hero. She's amazing, she's talented... 15 00:00:52,645 --> 00:00:54,105 She's the devil. 16 00:00:55,899 --> 00:00:57,901 She seems sweet to me. 17 00:00:57,943 --> 00:00:59,444 Last week, she was having a lot of fun 18 00:00:59,485 --> 00:01:01,320 with this dog that could say, "Christine." 19 00:01:03,489 --> 00:01:05,992 It sounded like, "Wrureen." 20 00:01:07,786 --> 00:01:10,455 It was pretty good. 21 00:01:10,496 --> 00:01:13,917 Okay. Rumor has it that as soon as the cameras went off, 22 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:15,919 she had that dog neutered. 23 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:19,273 Well, I just cannot believe that a woman who makes 24 00:01:19,297 --> 00:01:21,424 her own potpourri could be that bad. 25 00:01:23,885 --> 00:01:25,845 Now, if you're still nervous about her, 26 00:01:25,887 --> 00:01:28,640 just do what I did when I first started at the hospital. 27 00:01:28,681 --> 00:01:32,142 Kitty, I don't think she is allowed to bring Kahlua to work. 28 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:39,149 No, you just... You bring in some treats and put them on your desk. 29 00:01:39,191 --> 00:01:41,111 That's what I did with my awful boss. 30 00:01:41,151 --> 00:01:43,655 Now he loves me, he weighs 300 pounds 31 00:01:43,696 --> 00:01:46,116 and he sweats when he ties his shoes. 32 00:01:46,156 --> 00:01:47,158 I win. 33 00:01:49,327 --> 00:01:52,204 Here, take some brownies. 34 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,791 Thanks. Well, I guess it's true what they say. 35 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:56,626 Keep your friends close and your enemies fat. 36 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:02,674 You know, if you want to impress them, do a good job. 37 00:02:02,715 --> 00:02:05,426 If your job is making coffee, make coffee. 38 00:02:05,468 --> 00:02:08,138 If your job is answering phones, answer phones. 39 00:02:08,179 --> 00:02:09,973 If your job is sharpening pencils... 40 00:02:10,015 --> 00:02:11,455 Get a new job, 'cause that one blows. 41 00:02:14,185 --> 00:02:17,185 You know what? At this point, I'll try anything 'cause Christine is a bitch. 42 00:02:18,189 --> 00:02:20,859 You know, that is a double standard. 43 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:23,028 Why is it okay for a man to be a hard ass boss 44 00:02:23,069 --> 00:02:25,947 but when a woman is, she's labelled a bitch? 45 00:02:25,989 --> 00:02:27,907 Because Christine's a bitch. 46 00:02:34,039 --> 00:02:36,332 Good morning, Jackie. 47 00:02:36,374 --> 00:02:38,835 How are you enjoying your time behind the scenes 48 00:02:38,877 --> 00:02:42,714 at the fifth largest TV market in Wisconsin? 49 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:47,385 I don't know. I'm working pretty hard. Well, good. 50 00:02:47,426 --> 00:02:49,261 Oh, here are your messages, Miss St. George. 51 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,097 Great. And, uh, I also made 52 00:02:51,139 --> 00:02:52,682 a new fresh pot of coffee. Wonderful. 53 00:02:52,724 --> 00:02:55,476 And I sharpened the pencils on your desk. 54 00:02:55,518 --> 00:02:58,730 You... Are you a complete moron? 55 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:03,735 Those pencils were a gift from Jane Pauley. 56 00:03:06,612 --> 00:03:11,117 Well, they still say, "Love and kisses, Jane Pau." 57 00:03:12,535 --> 00:03:15,663 How would you like it if I ruined something of yours? 58 00:03:21,836 --> 00:03:23,253 That was your mug. 59 00:03:24,839 --> 00:03:27,008 My Ted Koppel mug! 60 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:35,100 Listen, my job as TV host is to be happy. 61 00:03:35,141 --> 00:03:38,978 And your job is to keep me happy. 62 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:42,314 You screw up one more time and you're out of here. 63 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:47,570 Okay, everybody, let's do a super good show. 64 00:03:51,574 --> 00:03:52,867 ♪ Hanging out 65 00:03:55,286 --> 00:03:57,288 ♪ Down the street 66 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:00,792 ♪ The same old thing 67 00:04:02,334 --> 00:04:04,170 ♪ We did last week 68 00:04:05,797 --> 00:04:09,008 ♪ Not a thing to do 69 00:04:09,926 --> 00:04:11,594 ♪ But talk to you 70 00:04:13,596 --> 00:04:15,389 ♪ We're all all right 71 00:04:15,431 --> 00:04:16,557 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 72 00:04:17,934 --> 00:04:19,978 Hello, Wisconsin! 73 00:04:31,447 --> 00:04:35,160 Why is there no orange juice in my mini-fridge? 74 00:04:36,202 --> 00:04:37,495 I'll stock you right now. 75 00:04:37,536 --> 00:04:38,746 No, dear. 76 00:04:38,788 --> 00:04:40,748 That would be the answer to the question, 77 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:43,251 "When are you going to stock it?" 78 00:04:43,293 --> 00:04:46,671 My question was, "Why is it empty?" 79 00:04:49,215 --> 00:04:53,344 Um, brownie? 80 00:04:55,096 --> 00:04:58,975 I want my orange juice. I don't want your leftovers. 81 00:04:59,017 --> 00:05:00,852 Do I look like a homeless person to you? 82 00:05:03,521 --> 00:05:08,734 Oh, oh! All I wanted you to do was just to try a brownie. 83 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:12,947 Oh, all right, you big baby. I'll have one of your brownies. 84 00:05:16,284 --> 00:05:20,121 Hmm, this is pretty good. 85 00:05:20,163 --> 00:05:22,207 Really? Mmm-hmm. 86 00:05:22,874 --> 00:05:26,627 Well, thank you. 87 00:05:26,669 --> 00:05:29,922 All right, well, I also made up your schedule for tomorrow. 88 00:05:29,964 --> 00:05:31,049 Oh, did you? Good. 89 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:33,592 Oh, good job. Oh, yeah. 90 00:05:34,844 --> 00:05:36,470 Really? Mmm-hmm. 91 00:05:38,388 --> 00:05:40,058 Great. Okay, well, 92 00:05:40,099 --> 00:05:42,328 they canceled your appearance with the boy who fell down the well. 93 00:05:42,352 --> 00:05:45,146 Ah, thank God. 94 00:05:45,188 --> 00:05:48,233 Why are we celebrating that? 95 00:05:48,274 --> 00:05:49,567 The boy is just clumsy. 96 00:05:52,778 --> 00:05:56,448 Listen. I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier. 97 00:05:56,490 --> 00:06:00,119 Oh, you must think I'm a complete psycho. 98 00:06:00,161 --> 00:06:02,163 It was completely my fault. 99 00:06:02,205 --> 00:06:03,748 I should have just moved out of the way 100 00:06:03,789 --> 00:06:05,124 when you threw that script at me. 101 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:09,295 No, no, not at all, because if you had, 102 00:06:09,337 --> 00:06:11,505 the script would have gone flying right past you 103 00:06:11,547 --> 00:06:13,423 and might have hit somebody important. 104 00:06:22,474 --> 00:06:23,809 What are you listening to? 105 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,686 Nothing. 106 00:06:25,728 --> 00:06:27,897 Hyde is always giving me crap about my poofy hair, 107 00:06:27,939 --> 00:06:30,733 so I use these sweet babies to hold it down. 108 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,946 Oh, my God, look at David Bowie. 109 00:06:34,987 --> 00:06:36,822 He's got a nicer ass then I do. 110 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:43,453 Randy, this is where you disagree. 111 00:06:43,495 --> 00:06:46,916 I'd like to Donna, but he's wearing a dress. You're wearing jeans. 112 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:49,710 I'm very confused. 113 00:06:49,752 --> 00:06:53,172 All right. I gotta go to work, but before I do, I have to do one thing. 114 00:06:54,006 --> 00:06:55,967 Ha ha! Re-poofed your hair. 115 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,722 Hey, Randy, can you help that chick sitting on the couch? 116 00:07:01,764 --> 00:07:03,641 Oh, wait. That's you. 117 00:07:09,272 --> 00:07:11,607 Guys, who put a sandwich in the cash register? 118 00:07:13,234 --> 00:07:15,486 You can pay for things with sandwiches? 119 00:07:18,114 --> 00:07:19,698 Hello, Hawaii. 120 00:07:22,243 --> 00:07:26,497 I did that, Hyde. Sorry, man, but I've been a little scatterbrained lately. 121 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:29,292 It's true, 122 00:07:29,334 --> 00:07:30,394 because I remember when I first met you, 123 00:07:30,418 --> 00:07:32,795 I thought, "That guy is focused." 124 00:07:35,131 --> 00:07:38,926 Yeah. You know, you've been acting kind of weird even for you. 125 00:07:38,968 --> 00:07:40,928 Are you sober? 126 00:07:41,971 --> 00:07:43,514 No. Aquarius. 127 00:07:45,057 --> 00:07:46,725 So what's wrong? 128 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:51,314 I got a crush on someone, but I don't know what to do about it. 129 00:07:51,356 --> 00:07:54,942 It's been all long time since I've wooed a lady. 130 00:07:54,984 --> 00:07:59,571 First off, nobody uses the phrase "woo a lady" anymore. 131 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,532 That's why the girl at The Hub slapped me. 132 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,119 No, man, she slapped you because you 133 00:08:05,161 --> 00:08:07,038 grabbed her ass and yelled "Whoo! A lady!" 134 00:08:15,004 --> 00:08:17,548 Mrs. Forman, your brownies saved my life. 135 00:08:17,589 --> 00:08:19,067 Christine was yelling at me all morning, 136 00:08:19,091 --> 00:08:20,885 but then I gave her one of your brownies 137 00:08:20,926 --> 00:08:22,553 and then she started liking me. 138 00:08:25,515 --> 00:08:29,101 Oh, I don't believe that for a minute. 139 00:08:29,143 --> 00:08:32,355 I could eat a whole tray of those brownies and I still wouldn't like you. 140 00:08:33,689 --> 00:08:36,567 Red, television's Christine St. George 141 00:08:36,608 --> 00:08:40,154 loves my brownies. This is so exciting. 142 00:08:40,196 --> 00:08:43,991 I am in a famous person's stomach right now. 143 00:08:46,452 --> 00:08:49,747 Okay, well, I need some more for tomorrow, so could you make some? 144 00:08:49,788 --> 00:08:54,043 Oh. I just, um... I just put Red's chicken pot pie in the oven, so... 145 00:08:58,506 --> 00:09:00,508 Here, honey. Eat around the chicken. 146 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:02,134 It's probably loaded with bacteria. 147 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,517 All right, Leo. The problem that most guys have 148 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:11,203 when they're picking up chicks is they over think things. 149 00:09:11,227 --> 00:09:13,438 So you should be fine. 150 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:19,569 All you have to say to a lady is, "Come here often?" 151 00:09:22,488 --> 00:09:24,323 If she says no, grab her ass. 152 00:09:26,576 --> 00:09:27,886 You know she won't be coming back, 153 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:29,620 so you won't have to see her again. 154 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:33,291 No. Look, I got an idea. 155 00:09:33,332 --> 00:09:37,503 Pretend we're at a bar and the three of us are foxy ladies. 156 00:09:37,545 --> 00:09:39,422 Oh, I'm a recent college graduate 157 00:09:39,464 --> 00:09:41,215 with big boobs and an urge to explore. 158 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:47,012 I'll show Daddy. 159 00:09:49,765 --> 00:09:52,435 Okay, now, try to pick one of us up. 160 00:09:55,687 --> 00:09:57,022 What are you doing, man? 161 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,941 You looked the lightest. 162 00:09:58,983 --> 00:10:00,443 All right, put me down. 163 00:10:00,485 --> 00:10:02,653 Okay. You're dumb and lazy. 164 00:10:05,281 --> 00:10:07,116 Oh, there's my lady. 165 00:10:08,659 --> 00:10:12,246 Excuse me, you're blocking the aisle. 166 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,542 Hey. 167 00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:18,961 Hi, Leo. 168 00:10:19,003 --> 00:10:20,254 Come here often? 169 00:10:29,555 --> 00:10:35,060 Wow, JJ. Seven yo-yos at one time? 170 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:39,023 I guess an act like that really has its ups and downs, huh? 171 00:10:41,526 --> 00:10:43,235 I'm so glad I fought for my country 172 00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:45,571 so that grown man could play with his yo-yo. 173 00:10:47,031 --> 00:10:50,075 Oh, shushy-shushy, grumpety-grump. 174 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,870 Now, before we go, I'd like to introduce 175 00:10:52,911 --> 00:10:56,790 the newest family member of What's Up Wisconsin. 176 00:10:56,832 --> 00:11:01,086 She's my assistant. She's Jackie Burkhart. 177 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,713 Come on, honey. Come on in here. 178 00:11:03,381 --> 00:11:06,634 Oh, my God, I'm on TV. 179 00:11:06,676 --> 00:11:08,596 Well, for all of you watching in black and white, 180 00:11:08,636 --> 00:11:12,181 I am wearing a navy twin set, and my eye shadow is periwinkle blue. 181 00:11:14,684 --> 00:11:21,399 Holy macaroni! It's Jackie! I know someone who's on TV! 182 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,984 What do you know! It really is an idiot box. 183 00:11:26,362 --> 00:11:30,032 Jackie brings me the most delicious brownies. 184 00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:32,159 Brownies. Red, those are my brownies. 185 00:11:32,201 --> 00:11:34,704 Oh, they look so much bigger on TV. 186 00:11:34,744 --> 00:11:39,250 So moist, you don't even have to drink milk with them. 187 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:45,339 No milk! That is the highest compliment a brownie can have. 188 00:11:45,381 --> 00:11:48,967 Now, Jackie darling, I must know where you got them. 189 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:52,012 From me! She got them from me! 190 00:11:52,054 --> 00:11:57,101 Got them? I made them. Myself. 191 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,687 What? 192 00:11:59,729 --> 00:12:02,231 It's an old Burkhart family recipe. 193 00:12:03,232 --> 00:12:05,775 You lying little midget! 194 00:12:10,822 --> 00:12:13,743 This might be a bad time to ask, 195 00:12:13,783 --> 00:12:15,623 but are you gonna start getting lunch together? 196 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,713 I can't believe Leo likes me. 197 00:12:27,757 --> 00:12:29,276 I feel like I'm back in the third grade 198 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,843 and the slow kid who picks his nose just gave me a valentine. 199 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,056 See, that is what you get for leading Leo on 200 00:12:36,098 --> 00:12:37,725 with your tight jeans and your heaving 201 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:39,226 chest and your large bedroom window. 202 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,733 You know, there's a good chance 203 00:12:45,775 --> 00:12:47,859 Leo will forget this whole thing. 204 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,780 Just like he forgot that other thing. The sixties. 205 00:12:53,365 --> 00:12:54,700 Well, what am I gonna do? I mean, 206 00:12:54,742 --> 00:12:56,410 I don't wanna hurt his feelings. 207 00:12:56,452 --> 00:12:59,163 Donna, I know this is weird for you, but you have to remember, 208 00:12:59,204 --> 00:13:01,206 it is hilarious for us. 209 00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:08,380 I think you and Leo could be great together. I can see it now. 210 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,667 I have to go talk to him. I ain't havin' no Leo baby. 211 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,842 Whoa! Mrs. Forman, you gotta help me. 212 00:14:34,884 --> 00:14:36,964 I need another batch of brownies and I need them bad. 213 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,766 Okay. First, preheat the oven to 350, 214 00:14:41,807 --> 00:14:43,517 then stick your head inside 215 00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:45,936 and bake the lies out of your lying mouth, you little liar! 216 00:14:48,731 --> 00:14:51,149 Please, it's the only thing that keeps Christine off my back. 217 00:14:53,151 --> 00:14:55,946 I'm gonna lose my job. Please, you've gotta help me. 218 00:14:57,239 --> 00:14:59,366 Please. 219 00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:00,951 Oh, that is so fake. 220 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,537 Oh, damn. Fine. I'm sorry. 221 00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:06,957 Look, Christine caught me off guard. 222 00:15:06,998 --> 00:15:09,251 I was on TV. I didn't know what to say. 223 00:15:09,293 --> 00:15:12,170 How about Kitty Forman baked the brownies? 224 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:16,467 See how easy that was? I can even say it backwards. 225 00:15:16,508 --> 00:15:18,677 Brownies the baked Forman Kitty. 226 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,307 Okay, okay, you're right. 227 00:15:23,348 --> 00:15:26,268 But now I'm in too deep, so I am begging you. 228 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:28,228 Please, could you just make some more brownies? 229 00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:30,314 Drop it, Jackie. I am not gonna let you 230 00:15:30,355 --> 00:15:32,733 continue to take credit for all of my hard work. 231 00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:34,961 What if I take you to the studio and 232 00:15:34,985 --> 00:15:37,947 introduce you to Christine St. George? 233 00:15:37,988 --> 00:15:40,115 I'll get the eggs. You grease the pan. 234 00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:48,206 Hyde, I thought you said Leo was supposed to be here today. 235 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,792 Yeah. I put him on the schedule, 236 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,460 which means he is either on his way in, 237 00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:54,296 or on his way to San Francisco to see the Dead show. 238 00:15:56,131 --> 00:15:58,550 I just wanna get this over with. It's gonna be so hard. 239 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:04,014 Donna, I know how you must feel. Soft and smooth. 240 00:16:08,352 --> 00:16:09,311 There's my girl. 241 00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:11,229 Hi, Leo. 242 00:16:12,898 --> 00:16:15,192 Leo, you didn't have to get me chocolates. 243 00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:17,528 Chocolates? That's my lunch. 244 00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:25,035 Leo, look. I'm really flattered that you like me, 245 00:16:25,076 --> 00:16:27,120 but I can't be your girlfriend. 246 00:16:28,706 --> 00:16:30,749 Is it because I'm black? 247 00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,588 You're not black. 248 00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:42,720 So, it's not that then. I know what it is. You like that Randy guy. 249 00:16:42,761 --> 00:16:44,722 What? No, I don't. 250 00:16:44,763 --> 00:16:46,431 Yes, you do. 251 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,560 So I think maybe it's best if we stop seeing each other. 252 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,272 Wait a minute, you're breaking up with me? 253 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,775 I'm sorry, but I just can't date a racist. 254 00:17:02,948 --> 00:17:04,867 So, man, how did it go? 255 00:17:04,909 --> 00:17:07,786 He thinks I like Randy. Can you believe that? 256 00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:12,041 Donna. Leo has never been right about anything in his life. 257 00:17:12,082 --> 00:17:14,167 Except for the fact that you're into Randy. 258 00:17:15,252 --> 00:17:17,462 What are you talking about? 259 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:21,466 Hi, Randy. I like music. Do you like music too? 260 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,134 Shut up. 261 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,846 Look at my butt. I made it just for you. 262 00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:29,266 You are so far off. 263 00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:31,118 Come on, man. You're in the store more than I am. 264 00:17:31,142 --> 00:17:32,895 You giggle at everything he says. 265 00:17:32,937 --> 00:17:37,524 You guys are like a bad Carpenters song. Or like any Carpenters song. 266 00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:43,614 Okay. Fine. Maybe I like him a little bit. 267 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:46,366 But if you tell anyone I will freakin' kick your ass. 268 00:17:47,785 --> 00:17:49,369 You bitch. 269 00:17:52,915 --> 00:17:56,877 So, Leo. You're single again. You gonna be okay? 270 00:17:56,919 --> 00:17:59,546 Yeah. I've already got my eye on somebody better. 271 00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:05,427 Excuse me. 272 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,017 Hey, come here often? 273 00:18:20,025 --> 00:18:23,028 Join us tomorrow as we examine the pain 274 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:27,950 suffered by a local family from religious prejudice. 275 00:18:27,992 --> 00:18:33,163 And Sparky, the water-skiing squirrel, will be here too. 276 00:18:33,204 --> 00:18:36,416 Until then, What's Up Wisconsin? 277 00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:41,212 Oh, Miss St. George, that was a great show. 278 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,631 Oh, thank you. Um, you know what? 279 00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:45,050 I would love for you to meet one of your biggest fans. 280 00:18:45,092 --> 00:18:46,969 Uh, this is Kitty Forman. 281 00:18:47,011 --> 00:18:48,303 Hello. Christine. 282 00:18:48,345 --> 00:18:52,016 Oh, it is such an honor to meet you. 283 00:18:52,057 --> 00:18:55,060 You look so much taller in person. 284 00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:57,646 Of course, we only have a 19-inch TV set. 285 00:18:59,982 --> 00:19:02,734 Okay. I also brought you some brownies. 286 00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:05,737 Oh, isn't that wonderful of her? 287 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:09,158 You know, Jackie, I was thinking that on tomorrow's show 288 00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:11,869 you and I might make these brownies. 289 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:15,539 You know, you'd stir the eggs and I'd come up with some funny yolks. 290 00:19:17,749 --> 00:19:19,334 A cooking segment? 291 00:19:21,086 --> 00:19:24,673 Oh, that is just... That is just my dream come true. 292 00:19:26,175 --> 00:19:27,217 For you. 293 00:19:29,678 --> 00:19:32,222 Oh, Miss St. George, I have to tell you something. 294 00:19:33,598 --> 00:19:35,809 I didn't bake the brownies. Kitty did. 295 00:19:35,851 --> 00:19:37,394 Who's Kitty, dear? 296 00:19:39,104 --> 00:19:40,480 Um, that's me. 297 00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:43,233 Oh. Well, good for you. 298 00:19:44,776 --> 00:19:47,863 Would you, uh, give me just a moment with my assistant? 299 00:19:47,905 --> 00:19:49,740 Oh, of course. Thank you. 300 00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:51,968 Okay, would it be okay if I just sat in your chair for a minute? 301 00:19:51,992 --> 00:19:55,662 Oh sure. My fake casa is your fake casa. 302 00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:01,334 Okay, Miss St. George, I'm really sorry. 303 00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:02,920 No. 304 00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:05,338 What you showed me just now 305 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:09,509 proves that you are a sweet, honest, young woman. 306 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:14,472 And that crap will get you nowhere in show business. 307 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,391 So what? I'm supposed to lie and cheat 308 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:18,309 and take credit for other people's work? 309 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,730 That's how I paid for my Mercedes. 310 00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:23,899 You can't be afraid to be tough. 311 00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:28,445 Oh, I'm tough. I'm very, very tough. 312 00:20:28,486 --> 00:20:31,115 People always say what a bitch I am. 313 00:20:31,156 --> 00:20:33,825 Well, for your sake, I hope they're right. 314 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,080 Now, please. Get this crazy lady off my set. 315 00:20:40,582 --> 00:20:47,172 Coming up next, a potato chip that looks like Henry Kissinger. 316 00:20:57,766 --> 00:21:01,728 See if you can find that potato chip. It sounds fascinating. 317 00:21:07,442 --> 00:21:10,487 Before we bring on the tap-dancing parrot, 318 00:21:10,528 --> 00:21:14,616 I have a correction to make from yesterday's show. 319 00:21:14,658 --> 00:21:16,469 Red. She's gonna say my name. Are you taping it? 320 00:21:16,493 --> 00:21:17,678 Do you know how to use the machine? 321 00:21:17,702 --> 00:21:21,248 Yes, I know how to use the machine. 322 00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:24,293 Those brownies I so enjoyed were made by 323 00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:27,337 the talented and lovely Kitty Forshack. 324 00:21:28,505 --> 00:21:30,340 Forshack? 325 00:21:30,381 --> 00:21:35,262 No, no, that doesn't sound right. Ah! Forman. Kathy Forman. 25518

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