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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:08,384 I think we have a really big shoplifting problem. 2 00:00:08,426 --> 00:00:10,929 I just did inventory and there are 30 records missing. 3 00:00:10,971 --> 00:00:12,114 Oh, Angie, I forgot to tell you, 4 00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,890 I moved those to the annexe, 5 00:00:13,932 --> 00:00:15,224 otherwise known as my house. 6 00:00:19,479 --> 00:00:22,941 Excuse me, Mr. Record Store Big Shot, I need some help. 7 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:28,697 Where can I find something by Bette Midler? 8 00:00:29,948 --> 00:00:31,908 Well, we don't have any Bette Midler, 9 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:34,744 but may I suggest something even better? 10 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:37,413 Perhaps a little Sex Pistols? 11 00:00:40,834 --> 00:00:43,879 Sex Pistols? Well, that's terrible. 12 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,046 Guns don't belong in the bedroom. 13 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:51,553 They agree, and a lot of their songs are about just that. 14 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:55,306 And they deliver their message with a smooth, mellow sound. 15 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:58,685 So it's like easy listening. 16 00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:01,813 Well, they're not hard to hear. 17 00:01:03,899 --> 00:01:07,318 Steven, the store is great. 18 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,153 I'm proud of you. Thank you. 19 00:01:09,195 --> 00:01:13,157 Whoa, Hyde, I want you to really savor this moment. 20 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:17,620 Red's only nice every 75 years. Yeah. 21 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:21,457 He's kind of like the Halley's Comet of compliments. 22 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:24,586 I got one the first time I used the potty and... 23 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:27,839 Yeah, since then, nothing. 24 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:29,257 What am I supposed to do? 25 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,259 Compliment you every time you go to the can? 26 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,261 See? 27 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:37,348 All these kids, wasting their money on records. 28 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:40,643 You'd think they could be down at my muffler shop buying mufflers. 29 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:43,271 You're all stupid. 30 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:49,569 If you want, I could plug your store on my next radio show. 31 00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:51,988 That'd be great, and tell them I'm giving away calendars. 32 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:53,823 Okay. Well, the only problem is 33 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:55,300 I don't know how many people will hear it. 34 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:56,844 I used to think I had a lot of listeners 35 00:01:56,868 --> 00:01:58,453 'cause I had a lot of call-ins. 36 00:01:58,494 --> 00:02:01,790 But it turns out it was just one crazy guy doing different voices. 37 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:04,250 You may know him as Fez. 38 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:08,797 Fez, just tell me your secret. 39 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:10,006 Just kiss me. 40 00:02:10,048 --> 00:02:11,091 I'm not doing that. 41 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,842 Then I'm not telling you my secret. 42 00:02:12,884 --> 00:02:14,260 Just tell me. Just kiss me. 43 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:15,302 Ugh! 44 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:19,849 Big news from the salon, 45 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:23,645 I just shampooed Marie, who waits tables at the coffee shop. 46 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,730 Well, that is big news. 47 00:02:25,772 --> 00:02:30,234 She served pie at 1:00 a.m. to Kelso and Hyde's sister, Angie. 48 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:33,905 And Kelso took the pie and fed it to Angie, and she liked it. 49 00:02:35,615 --> 00:02:37,117 Oh, my God. 50 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:39,410 This isn't good. Steven is gonna lose his mind. 51 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:42,038 I can't believe Angie went out with Kelso. 52 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,290 What? Angie went out with Kelso? 53 00:02:47,961 --> 00:02:49,295 What? 54 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,171 Don't you "what" me, you know what you did. 55 00:02:52,507 --> 00:02:54,843 It was $10, I'll put it back in the register. 56 00:02:56,136 --> 00:02:59,139 No, not that. You went out with Kelso. 57 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,099 Look, in my town there are two rules. 58 00:03:01,141 --> 00:03:04,894 One, don't date Kelso. Two, don't date Kelso. 59 00:03:04,936 --> 00:03:07,336 Yeah, it even says that on the sign when you drive into town. 60 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:11,651 "Welcome to Point Place. Don't date Kelso." 61 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,689 The high school band spells that out during half time. 62 00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:19,159 Look, I'm not dating Michael. 63 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,244 We went out one time, but it's not gonna happen again. 64 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:23,597 I need a guy who can eat a breadstick 65 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,624 without pretending it's a cigar first. 66 00:03:26,666 --> 00:03:31,379 Okay, the thing is, Angie, Michael's like chocolate cake, okay? 67 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,339 It looks good in the bakery, 68 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:36,217 but when you take it home, it sleeps with all your friends. 69 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,262 Yeah. 70 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:41,806 Hey, Donna, what kind of food am I? 71 00:03:44,184 --> 00:03:46,227 I don't know, I guess, a Twizzler. 72 00:03:50,732 --> 00:03:52,734 What? No, it's a good thing. 73 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:54,615 You can have a lot of them and not even notice. 74 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,157 You're just gonna sit there and take that? 75 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:00,992 Of course you are. You're a Twizzler. 76 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:09,042 Are you closed yet or what? 77 00:04:09,084 --> 00:04:11,284 I've been waiting in the parking lot for, like, forever. 78 00:04:12,212 --> 00:04:14,630 I didn't see you out there. 79 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:17,258 That's 'cause I was hiding in the bushes by your car. 80 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:20,845 I figured when I jumped out, 81 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:23,681 you'd be so relieved it was me that you'd go out with me again. 82 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:27,060 Why didn't you just ask me out? 83 00:04:27,727 --> 00:04:29,104 I don't know. 84 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:35,818 I was gonna but you're so pretty and successful and... 85 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,488 Plus, I kind of like hiding in the bushes. 86 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:44,119 Michael, I appreciate the offer, 87 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,662 but I'm not sure you're my type. 88 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:49,916 "Not your type"? I'm like ketchup, I go good on everything. 89 00:04:52,585 --> 00:04:54,754 Yeah, well, thanks anyways. 90 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,761 Okay, all right. Look, Angie, 91 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:04,764 I really want to go out with you again, okay? 92 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:07,475 And I got about 50 lines that I could throw at you right now, 93 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,060 but I don't wanna do that because 94 00:05:09,102 --> 00:05:10,478 I don't want you to go out with me 95 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,480 because of some line. 96 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,817 I want you to go out with me 'cause 97 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,902 you like me as much as I like you. 98 00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:22,031 Are you telling me that's not a line? 99 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:24,533 Well, it's not now, but if it works, I can add it to the list. 100 00:05:28,163 --> 00:05:30,456 Okay, you know what? 101 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,667 Let's go get a drink, but just one drink. 102 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:41,176 Ready for that drink now? 103 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:48,348 ♪ Hanging out 104 00:05:49,976 --> 00:05:51,978 ♪ Down the street 105 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:55,439 ♪ The same old thing 106 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:59,359 ♪ We did last week 107 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:04,949 ♪ Not a thing to do 108 00:06:04,991 --> 00:06:08,494 ♪ But talk to you 109 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,288 ♪ We're all all right 110 00:06:10,330 --> 00:06:12,623 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 111 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:14,542 Hello, Wisconsin! 112 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:21,883 You know, I'm not sure these Sex Pistols are for me. 113 00:06:24,135 --> 00:06:27,513 Look, this fella's name is Johnny Rotten. 114 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,935 You'd think he'd change that for show business. 115 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:34,770 Mrs. Forman? 116 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:37,606 Okay, Steven just found out Michael went out with his sister, 117 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:40,360 so I need to think of something to do to cheer him up. 118 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,905 Well, I do know Steven loves peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. 119 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,698 So I go buy those? 120 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,367 No, Jackie, you make them. 121 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,660 So I hire someone to make them? 122 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:52,872 No, you have to make them with your own two hands. 123 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:55,541 I'll pay you $20 to make them. 124 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,417 Only you can put in the love, 125 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,461 that is the real secret ingredient. 126 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:04,259 $30. 127 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,052 Will you two hens stop clucking? 128 00:07:06,094 --> 00:07:08,304 Donna's back on the radio. 129 00:07:08,346 --> 00:07:09,990 Okay, that was the Thursday rock block 130 00:07:10,014 --> 00:07:12,683 and you're listening to the new and improved Hot Donna. 131 00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:15,561 Now with hair like strands of gold. 132 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,457 And if you're driving home and things are a little loud, 133 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,401 stop by the Forman & Son muffler shop, 134 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:23,485 where they're also giving away calendars. 135 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:26,781 She said "Forman" on the radio. 136 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:29,450 We're gonna have to change our phone number. 137 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:36,082 You know, that Donna is a great girl. 138 00:07:36,124 --> 00:07:39,585 I can't believe that Eric wouldn't marry her. 139 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,630 When I get back home, I'm gonna kick him in the ass. 140 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,903 And now, Love You Inside Out by the Bee Gees, 141 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:50,972 going out to Jackie Burkhart from Steven Hyde. 142 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:55,393 Oh, see now, Steven loves me and wants everyone to know it. 143 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:57,478 Requested by Jackie Burkhart. 144 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,738 Okay, Fez, I'll play you one more game. 145 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:10,325 But just so you know, this "honk, honk" is a foul. 146 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,161 Hey, guys. Hey, Angie. 147 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,330 I need to talk to you guys about something. 148 00:08:15,371 --> 00:08:17,498 Oh, God, you didn't go out with Kelso again, did you? 149 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,875 No, I was on my way to going out with him 150 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:22,378 but then we got interrupted by me sleeping with him. 151 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:24,672 What? 152 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,549 Well, at least they didn't go out. Wait a minute. 153 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,010 I need some advice. 154 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:32,847 My advice is, go back in time and don't sleep with Kelso. 155 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:35,308 Yeah, but you need a time machine. 156 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:37,935 The only person working on that is Kelso. 157 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:39,830 He says if you want to use it, you have to sleep with him. 158 00:08:39,854 --> 00:08:41,454 So you're kind of back where you started. 159 00:08:42,315 --> 00:08:44,108 Here's the thing. 160 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:48,529 I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I'm kind of, you know... 161 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:49,613 Bitchy? 162 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:56,120 I was gonna say "uptight," but fine. 163 00:08:56,162 --> 00:09:00,458 I never relax and laugh, and with Michael that's all we do. 164 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,668 Except for the sex. 165 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:05,713 Although I did laugh, you know, during. 166 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:11,010 Actually, it was more of a giggle of appreciation. 167 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:15,056 Okay. I'm not sure you know what you're getting yourself into. 168 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:18,976 Kelso has a baby with another woman. 169 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,311 Yeah, he told me. 170 00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:21,562 Damn. 171 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,150 I thought that would run you off for sure. 172 00:09:26,192 --> 00:09:29,070 Let me try. I'm the master at running girls off. 173 00:09:31,364 --> 00:09:33,699 You think he's good in bed, huh? 174 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,368 How do you think he got that good? 175 00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:39,663 Practice, practice, practice. 176 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:46,587 Cheerleader, cheerleader, cheerleader's mother. 177 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,593 Hey, Fez, check out this nudie calendar. 178 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:54,178 Uh-oh. 179 00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:59,600 Is this the calendar Red's giving away? 180 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:05,314 It's just pictures of half-naked girls posing by cars. 181 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,608 That's a disgrace. 182 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:10,611 I'll dispose of that. 183 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,030 No, I'll take it. 184 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,492 We'll never get it back now. 185 00:10:16,534 --> 00:10:18,494 It's going in the box with my "naked lady" pen, 186 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:21,247 and my "I Got Crabs in Louisiana" T-shirt. 187 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,587 Thank you for helping me, Mrs. Forman. 188 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,589 Steven is gonna love these cookies. 189 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:33,008 Okay, now start by cracking a couple of eggs into the bowl. 190 00:10:37,263 --> 00:10:38,556 I can't touch an egg. 191 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,601 Why not? 192 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,811 'Cause it came out of a chicken butt. 193 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:49,567 Honey, they wash it. 194 00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:52,694 Well, wash it all you want, it still came out of a butt. 195 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:03,122 All right, so I've been thinking about Donna's "Twizzler" remark. 196 00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:06,542 Maybe it's not so bad. I mean, yes, it is candy but, 197 00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:09,587 you know, you bite both ends off, you got a straw. 198 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:13,673 It's a metaphor for versatility. 199 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,636 No, I think it's a metaphor for you 200 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,596 being long, skinny, bendy and floppy. 201 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,394 Hey, Hyde. 202 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:28,397 Why are you smiling? 203 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,442 I don't know. 204 00:11:34,487 --> 00:11:35,779 Talk to Angie today? 205 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,490 No! 206 00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:38,740 Oh, yeah! 207 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:43,912 I have officially nailed everyone in this room's sister. 208 00:11:57,343 --> 00:11:59,220 Hey, Hyde, Kelso and Angie... 209 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,929 You already know. 210 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,851 Hyde, allow me to be the first to welcome you 211 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,728 to the Kelso-had-sex-with-my-sister club. 212 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,441 There's no handshake or passwords. 213 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:13,733 There's really just shame. 214 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:16,778 Damn it, Kelso. 215 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,215 My sister's been in town for a month, 216 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:19,574 you've already slept with her. 217 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:23,452 This is why I keep my sister 10,000 miles away in a jungle. 218 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,499 Believe me, if things don't work out 219 00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,585 with Angie, I'm on the next flight out. 220 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,466 Hey, Hyde, remember how you kept bringing it up 221 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,260 when Kelso nailed my sister? 222 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:42,388 I never understood why, but now I get it. 223 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:43,763 It's fun. 224 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:47,935 So guess what? Kelso nailed your sister. 225 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,770 Oh, and another thing, Kelso nailed your sister. 226 00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:53,982 Shut up, you little Twizzler. 227 00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:57,361 Sticks and stones may break my bones, 228 00:12:57,403 --> 00:12:58,563 but Kelso nailed your sister. 229 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:10,916 Okay, I know you can do this. 230 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:16,964 An egg is not just something that comes out of a butt. 231 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:20,635 It's a life source, it's beautiful, so pick it up. 232 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,388 Why don't you do it? You're a nurse. 233 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:26,848 You mess around with butts all the time. 234 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,727 Just pick up the freaking egg, you spoiled brat. 235 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:36,358 Donna's back on the radio, maybe she'll mention my shop again. 236 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:40,070 Okay, now it's time for a new segment on my show. 237 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,740 What's on your mind, Hot Donna? 238 00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:44,760 When I agreed to promote the Forman & Son calendar, 239 00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:47,035 I had no idea that it was just pages 240 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,829 of half-naked women straddling drive shafts. 241 00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:53,584 Which is wrong. 242 00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:55,503 Wrong, because cars get very hot. 243 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,713 So if they were to do these things, 244 00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:59,757 they would easily burn their thighs. 245 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,093 That's right. Forman & Son Mufflers 246 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,886 is promoting the burning of women. 247 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:08,724 What is she talking about? 248 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,102 Now, I would call for a boycott, 249 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:14,062 but girls never go down to these places, 250 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:18,859 so I call for a going-down-there- and-yelling-at-them 251 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,778 cott. 252 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:23,905 Oh, great. Now I've gotta go back down to the shop 253 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:27,201 before those hairy-ass feminists tear the place down. 254 00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,747 Okay. Now, I would like to hear 255 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:33,708 from some pissed-off feminists. 256 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,794 You're on the air with Hot Donna. 257 00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:40,798 Or, should I say, Hot-under-the-collar Donna. 258 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,884 Donna Pinciotti, you should be ashamed of yourself. 259 00:14:45,678 --> 00:14:47,722 Suddenly you think women shouldn't be looked at. 260 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,808 Well, I've seen your outfits, Miss Lady Tank Top. 261 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:58,649 Mrs. Forman, this isn't about me, it's about society. 262 00:14:58,691 --> 00:15:01,569 No, it's about Red, who's been like a second father to you, 263 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,987 and now finally he has something to be proud of 264 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,533 and you're forcing your weirdo hippie politics on it. 265 00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:12,580 It's just a couple of greased-up broads on a Chevy. 266 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,955 Get over it. 267 00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:25,593 Steven, I can't believe you thought I'd like these Sex Pistols. 268 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:30,013 I don't want anything this loud and crabby 269 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,849 in my house if I'm not married to it. 270 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:37,813 I'm sorry, Mrs. Forman. I'll make it up to you. 271 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,940 Have you ever heard of a band called Judas Priest? 272 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,945 Well, that's what Judas needed, a priest. 273 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,155 Are they spiritual? 274 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,950 I listen to them every Sunday. 275 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:57,374 Hey, Fez, you're the candy expert in these parts. 276 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,961 Okay, do you think I'm a Twizzler? 277 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:05,173 Well, you're no Hershey's Special Dark like your friend Fez. 278 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:12,389 Okay, well, then how do I un-Twizzle myself? 279 00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:15,851 Well, you need to become richer, more chocolaty. 280 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,606 I don't know, just show Donna who's boss. Take her like a man. 281 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:26,361 I tried that once in bed, but all I got was a sprained wrist. 282 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,407 FYI, advice in Playboy, 283 00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:33,410 not always practical if you can't overpower your woman. 284 00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,370 Oh, hey, Hyde, how's it going with the store 285 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,612 and Kelso nailing your sister? 286 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,418 Steven, 287 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:45,840 stop turning the Pat Boone albums into Pat Boner albums. 288 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,843 Okay, you need to stop sleeping with Kelso, okay? It's embarrassing. 289 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,011 And if you catch something, we don't have medical. 290 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:57,225 It's not embarrassing. He really likes me, and I really like him. 291 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,019 You don't even know him. 292 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,980 You do realize he has a really bad 293 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,190 track record with women, right? 294 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,066 Look, I just don't want to see you get hurt. 295 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:09,655 Oh, my God! That's so sweet. 296 00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:11,198 I finally feel like I have a brother. 297 00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:14,702 Oh, Hyde has a sister 298 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,206 who got nailed by Kelso. 299 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,842 Mr. Forman, Mrs. Forman really yelled at me. 300 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,512 And I feel bad about what I said 301 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,639 on the radio and I'd like to apologize. 302 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:36,974 Don't worry about it. 303 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:39,100 People have been coming in non-stop 304 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,582 since you talked about the calendars. 305 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:46,233 I cannot believe all the disgusting perverts in this town, 306 00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:49,486 who listen to my show. 307 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,073 Hey, pervs, I'm Hot Donna. 308 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,325 Dad? 309 00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,288 You're with the pervs? 310 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,166 I'm just here to support Red. 311 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,755 I see that calendar, put it down. 312 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,006 No, I won't put it down. 313 00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:11,008 You're the kid and I'm the dad, 314 00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:12,634 and I will have my fantasy ladies. 315 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:18,098 Fine, Dad, but you won't have my respect. 316 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,642 One more woman who doesn't respect me. 317 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,855 That camel's back broke long ago. 318 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:32,613 Okay, this is Hot Donna back at the mic... 319 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,114 I'm a Twizzler? 320 00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:37,076 I'm a Twizzler? 321 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:38,911 Uh-uh. 322 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,788 I'm a man. 323 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:48,128 Now you put on Free Bird 'cause we're gonna do it for 13 minutes. 324 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,097 Hey, Eric, what do you do when you have two pieces of wood 325 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,407 and want them to stick together? 326 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,808 Oh, you nail it. 327 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:06,480 It's easy, it's kind of like how Kelso nailed Hyde's sister. 328 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,919 But I don't know if I can find a piece of wood 329 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,277 that's as slutty as Hyde's sister. 330 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,574 You guys been working on this a while? 331 00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:20,828 About as long as Kelso's been working on your sister. 332 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:24,832 Stop it. Stop it. Everybody stop it. Steven, don't listen to them. 333 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:28,752 Okay, I knew you were having a hard time, so I baked you these cookies. 334 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,461 Oh. 335 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:32,463 Ow! 336 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,175 Are they no good? 337 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,427 No, no, they're good. 338 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,056 I'll just suck on them. 339 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,313 Oh, forget it, I've ruined them. 340 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,273 They didn't make you feel better at all. 341 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,985 Oh, hey, Jackie, you know who did feel better? 342 00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:57,823 Hyde's sister after Kelso nailed her. 343 00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:58,991 Give me those. 344 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:08,834 Hey, Angie. 345 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:15,215 After you close up do you want to watch me eat a pizza? 346 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:22,056 Look, Michael, I'm not sure we should see each other again. 347 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,282 A lot of people have told me you're not 348 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,142 very serious about the women you date. 349 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,644 A lot of people. 350 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,229 A lot, a lot. 351 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:32,774 Everybody. 352 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:37,237 Okay, here's the thing about those stories. 353 00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:41,575 They're all true. 354 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,998 I've made a lot of mistakes in my past, okay? 355 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,959 And I could tell you that I've changed 356 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,795 but I would rather just show you. 357 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:58,050 So why don't we start off slow as friends? 358 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,724 My other friends do not let me do that. 359 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,811 Just do me one favor? 360 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,271 Anything. 361 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,315 Just don't tell Hyde. 362 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,943 No, I gotta tell Hyde. 363 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:31,541 Okay, I've got my candles, I've got my bubbles, 364 00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:39,216 and I've got my soothing, spiritual, Judas Priest music. 28137

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