All language subtitles for Early Doors S01E03 1080p WEB-DL AAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track3_[eng]1

♪ You never have to feel That the
night is yours alone

♪ Rushing through the stars Captivated
by the worlds beyond

♪ You aren't alone

♪ It's a small world and you've grown.
♪

- Oh, yeah, Melanie.

Cordoned it off from Piper Street,
past McVitie's, up to the bank.

- There you go, Eddie.
- Thanks. They've put temporary
traffic lights up.

We got stuck on Tuesday coming back
from Joan's mother's.

It might have been Weds... No, no.
..Wednesday I think it was.

We don't go to Joan's mother's very
often because it, er... it smells.

- Oh, right, Eddie.

- You know Neil Armstrong?

- The astronaut fella?
- Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Well, say you met him, got talking
to him.
- Yeah?

- How long do you think you could go
before you mentioned the moon?

- Dunno.
- I'm always thinking about that.

- Right, Lads?
- Hi, Janice.
- Ta, Mel.

- No, you're all right.
- Hi.

- Don't give her more money, she'll
only spend it on YOUR son.

- I know she will.
- So he is your son?
- Balls! Give it a rest, will you?

- Ah!

Oh, aye! Guess who I bumped into on
Wednesday - not seen him for ages.

- Who?
- Rick Michael.
- Who?

- Rick Michael - he was in our year at
school.
- Don't remember, Joe.

- We used to flick him on the arse
coming out of the showers.
- The fat lad!
- No. He was a prefect.

- No.
- Brilliant at art - painted that
picture of Jodrell Bank for the new
assembly hall.

- You've lost me, Joe.
- Could piss on the bog ceiling.
- Oh! Rick Michael!

- Can he still do that?
- There, lads.

- What are these for?
- Drinking! Yours is for looking after
t'baby and yours is for lending me
this.

Thanks.
- Cheers, Janice, but you shouldn't.
- You keep it. Come on.

- You're all right. I've got a
part-time job at Tantastic.
- Nice one!

- I'm made up for you.
- Thanks.

You get free time on the sun beds.
That's all right, isn't it?
- Yeah.

- Me cider's on t'bar - can I sit
here?
- Course you can.

- HE MOUTHS

- Where's baby Calvin?
- I didn't want to bring him in a pub
again.

It's not fair, is it? I were desperate
last time.
- Where is he?

- With me mum at bingo.

- Yes! Yeah, I read it as well. The
dirty pig!

Well, it doesn't surprise me. The way
celebrities carry on these days!

They'll all be worried about reading
some scandal about themselves in
t'paper.

Mmm... Mmm...

Oh, Winnie! I meant to tell you - I'm
on a mobile phone.

Yes! Yes!

- Where's that superglue?
- Oh, it's, er...

in me bedside cabinet.
- What's it doing there?

- I were glueing Elvis's head back on.
..Sorry, Winnie.

Er... yeah, I'm on a mobile phone. Aye,
it's great! I can go anywhere with it!

Oh, no - it's our Melanie's.

Oh, no! I wouldn't have one - calls
cost a fortune!

Yeah!

Hey, guess where I am now? No.

No... I'm in me bedroom!

Yeah...

Ah, well, I can't really say at this
moment.

No, it's a bit difficult now. Yes.

Yes, he is.

Later on? That's fine.

OK, Winnie, love. Bye. Talk to you
later. Give me love to Bill, yeah?

Bye! Bye!

Ooh, er... How do you, er...?

- That'll do it.
- Look at me! On a mobile at my age,
eh?
- How come?

- Oh, well, Melanie's on t'proper
phone downstairs.
- Liam, again?
- Yeah, he's coming later.

She's smitten, isn't she?
- I don't think she wants to go away
with us this year.
- Says it all, doesn't it?

She said the same to me. You'll miss
her, Ken.
- I will.

- Who'd have thought, last year, going
away one big happy family,

it'd be just you and me next time?

- Not me.
- Oh, I do feel for you, Kenneth,
love.

One minute your wife runs off with
your best friend, your daughter's
drifting away...

- Good job you keep my spirits up(!)
- Don't be sarcastic. You need to talk
about these things.

- I'll run to Tommy in a minute -
cheer meself up!
- It's no good bottling it all up!

I know you're putting on a brave face
about her finding her real dad.

- I know. I'm just getting used to her
mum not being around.
- I know, love. I know.

- Aye.

- You know...

If you want to go on your own to Crete
this year, or somewhere else, I
wouldn't mind.

- But you love it in Crete, Mum.
- Well, I do.

But, if Melanie's staying, I should
stay. I don't want to be a nuisance.

- You're not a nuisance, Mam.

Mind you - it's probably best if
Melanie's not left on her own.

- Mind you - if I stay here I'll be a
nuisance to Melanie, won't I?

Oh, dear, I don't know what's best.
- Have a think, eh?

- All I know is - I don't want to put
on anybody. Never have, never will.

Dad? Will you look after the bar so I
can change?
- Yes, love.

- Nana - I've changed my appointment,
so I can do your shopping after all.

- See you in a bit, Mam.

- She wants me to go to Relate.
- That's serious.

Will you go?
- Balls! I can't talk to HER, how will
I talk to them?

- You've got a point.
- Course I have!

Them counsellors! My mam and dad was
married 34 years. They didn't need
Relate to know it was a sham -

it was obvious.

- All right, lads.
- ALL: Hi, Ken.

- We're not doing well for numbers on
this trip.
- Really?

- You know that coach we booked?
- Yeah?
- It's a minibus now.
- Hell!

- I was right, Winnie... Oh, sorry!

Winnie? I was right. Yeah, he doesn't
want me to go.

..To Crete!

He thinks I should stay here and look
after our Melanie. He does!

I mean, our Melanie's a big girl, she
can look after herself.

I don't see t'point. They've got a
landlord booked.

Well, I told him straight, "Kenneth,
my baby-sitting days are over."

- How's the family, Joe?
- Don't ask!
- Still in the box room?

- Nah, he's in the doghouse.
- Say no more. How's your family,
Duffy?
- Fine thanks.
- Kids OK?

- Smashing. Jemma's a handful, though.

- Bit of a tantrum thrower, you know.

- Terrible twos?
- Yeah.
- Nip that in the bud, mate.

- Yeah.
- Tried the naughty police yet?
- No, I'll have to soon.

- Naughty police?
- Aye, puts the fear of God in them. I
did it with mine.

What, Officer? You'll come round
straight away and lock him up? Oh!

Well, hang on. If he does one more
thing...

Yeah, promise I'll let you know.
Thanks, Officer. Bye!

Works a treat, honest.
- My dad had Inspector
Clout-round-the-ear. He was always
there!

He had his own office in our house.

- You can go up now if you want, Dad.
- Thanks, love.

Isn't she gorgeous, eh?
- Mm, she is.

- Get her on a catwalk, I'd be rich.
- Yeah.
- She's wasted on that pillock.

- Well, of course I'd love to go, but
I'm not letting him know that.

You're right. I've got me pride if
nothing else.

Oh, no! He'd have to beg me to go
now... Beg me!

No, I'm not annoyed at you, Winnie.
It's not your fault.

Yes, I'm sure. I'm just letting off a
bit of steam.

Anyway. I better go, love. Yeah. I
just thought I'd fill you in.

Yeah. Bye, love. Bye... No, no. Not
the mobile, just the normal phone.

Oh, well. You can't have everything,
can you?

Anyway, right. I'll talk to you soon,
love.

Yeah, OK. Bye. Yeah, bye.

SHE SIGHS AND TUTS

Oh!

- What time's the muppet coming?
- Dad!

- He's not got detention, has he?
- He could have.

- How's your college work going?
- It's all right.

Got a few exams at end of term - it
should be all right.
- Stick to it.
- Dad!

But you get one chance at a career.

You don't want to run a pub like me
and your mam...

Like me, anyway.
- I know, Dad.
- Good girl.

Right, Anita Roddick(!) Take this
football card round - 20p a go.

- I will in a bit. Have you won again,
Dad?

- No... You have, love.

Got to get off in a bit - back home to
watch The Bill.

Oh, I love The Bill.

Do you watch The Bill, Tommy?
- No - it's depressing.
- You're like Joan.

She doesn't watch it, do you?
- No.

- She liked it when they had the feet
at the start. She's lost interest.

- HE HUMS "THE BILL" THEME TUNE

- Eh?
- Stop it.
- The Bill... It's the tune.

- Hey up!
- Hiya, Janice.
- It's Shakin' Stevens!

THEY ALL CHEER

- Leave them alone! It's lovely.
- >
- Hi, Ken? You all right?

- BUZZER

- It'll be the naughty police. Stay
where you are. Oh, you were doing!

- Hey, you look gorgeous. Are you
expecting somebody?
- Nobody special.

- All right, lads?
- All right, Ken?

- WALKIE-TALKIES HUM

- The usual?

- Large brandy for me, please, Ken.
- Right. Coke, Phil?
- Please, Ken.

- Large brandy and a Diet Coke,
please, Mel!
- Right, Dad.

- Got off early?
- No. I need it to calm my nerves.

- Lucky to be alive.
- Why?
- We nearly crashed doing 120.

- Chase, was it?
- Nah, new motor. Just giving it a
blowout. You know the score.
- Shit us up, Ken.

- Hiya! Right, who's on the Coke,
then?
- That's mine, love.

Thanks, Mel.
- Here you are.
- Cheers. Still doing your aerobics?

- Wednesday nights if you fancy it.

- Don't need it in this job.
- It really shit us up, it did.

- Fast motor, is it?
- Too right. Like shit off a chrome
shovel.

We nearly wrote it off last night
doing handbrake turns.
- They soup them up first, yeah?

- Motor like that could be lethal in
the wrong hands, Ken.
- Right.

Anything else happening?

- Someone's torched a house.
- Have they?
- Brigade's there.
- Bloody hell!

- We know who it is. We'll pick him up
after these.
- Who?
- Billy Marsh.

- Bloody hell! Not Guy Fawkes again!

- He just can't wait for Bonfire
Night.
- He's lit some fires now.

- Never anyone hurt, but a nuisance.
- I bet.
- The Brigade can't get the table
tennis tournament finished.

- He can't help it. If you got six
months for arson,

he'd do it twice a year!

- Are you sure it's him?
- Oh, aye. We'll have him on closed
circuit somewhere buying treacle
toffee!

- It's a shame, isn't it? His dad
comes here. He seems decent.
- No!

He's a wrong 'un, trust me.
- How?
- Look at him!

- We see criminals every day, Ken. You
can spot one a mile off.
- You can't get much past you two.

- We've been at it too long, Ken.
- Fancy a go on the football card?
- Could do with a bit of luck.

- Well, they know where he lives and
they're 99% sure he's me real dad.

- So, what now?
- I have to have a long think about
making contact.

- And then what?
- If I'm certain, they contact him,

explain I'd like to meet him, and ask
him to think about it.

- Listen, what if he doesn't want to
meet you?
- They take it no further.

- If he does?
- I meet him.

- Well, if you do, don't pull that
face!
- What would you do?

No, come on!
- I don't know.

I don't know, I mean, what about your
dad?

How does he feel?
- He's delighted.

He's been great! He did say I could
have step-brothers and sisters, so,

could I leave it till after Christmas.

Aw, look at him! He thinks he's Huggy
Bear, doesn't he?

- Pint of bitter and a Guinness, Mel.
All right, Liam?
- Mmm.

- Can I have the cards, Mel, and the
table?

You having a game of cards, Liam?
- I'd love to, Joe, but...

- You're under the thumb? I thought
young lads liked to bet.

- Play. He's not under the thumb.
- Are you sure you don't mind?

- I'm working. We'll go out later.
- Listen, cheers, you.

- That's £4.20 please, Joe.
- There you go, Melanie, and one for
yourself.

- Thanks!
- I'll give you a thrashing. We'll go
somewhere nice with the winnings, eh?
- Yeah(!)

- Duffy, we're on!
- We're on?
- Yeah.
- Nice one.
- All right, I'm off.
- Sure I can't get you one back?

- I only popped in to pay me debts.
I've got to get Calvin from bingo.

- OK.
- See you all soon!
- ALL: See you, Janice!

- Right! Before you deal, I'm away to
the toilet for a quick pee.

- Eddie! Tommy!

Quick - have a look for yourself.

They look the same as any satellite
card, but you can get any channel.

£30 if you want one.

- Have a think.
- I will, lads. Thanks.

- Right! Phil, we'd better get off.
- Blimey! That was quick.

- We'd better get Billy before he
finds a matchbox.

- Oh, well, crime can't crack itself!

- Bang-on! You'd make a great bobby.
On the ball, like us. Thanks!

- Thanks, Ken.
- Any time, lads.

- Ooh, have you got an air freshener?
- An air freshener?

- We should get rid of the smell of
fish and chips from the car.

- WALKIE-TALKIE: Alpha, romeo, sierra,
echo, hotel, oscar, lima, echo,
sierra.

- Compliments of The Grapes.
- Cheers, Ken.
- See you soon, pal.

- I'll look forward to it.
- Take it easy.
- Tax payer's money eating fish and
chips!

Honest.

I promise you.

- You've got nothing at all by
Clapton?
- No.
- Layla? Lay Down Sally?

- It was before my time, man.
- It's timeless.
- He's too old.

- Old?
- Mmm.
- He's a legend. Ask 20,000 at
Manchester Arena how old he is.

- Level 42? Have you got any of their
stuff?
- Never heard of them, Joe.

- Never heard of them? Mark King.
- You must know The Chinese Way.

♪ The Chinese way

♪ Who knows what they know? The
Chinese legend grows, doo-doo. ♪

- Guys, honestly, I don't know them.

- You're one sad man.
- I'm young.
- That's the trouble.

No good songs. It's all bish, bash,
bosh.
- He's right.
- Tell you what -

you took Mel back to your little
student bedsit on Wonderful Tonight,
Clapton -

you'd be coming here tomorrow, shaking
my hand. You would.

- I remember when that came out.

Used to get home, dim the lights, nice
bottle of wine, put that on - magic.
- Oh, yeah.

- When I got a girlfriend it was even
better.

- Won't be long, then.
- Yeah. What?
- Big boy's beano.

- Bloody 'ell, aye, yeah. York Races.
- I'm not arsed about the races. I'm
on about the Bamboo Club at night.

You've never been, have you, Liam?
- No, is it good?

- Good? One dancer makes Jordan look
like Olive Oyl. They take two rows of
seats out when she's on.

- Hey, have you told Melanie you're
going yet?
- No, I've not. No.

- THEY MAKE CHICKEN NOISES
- Hey. Calm down. I've not found...

- Tell her. Get it over with.
- I will.
- The later you leave it, the harder
it'll get.
- I know.

- Honesty's best. They don't like it
but they come round.

They respect you more for being
straight with them.
- You've told your wives?
- You're joking!
- Balls!

They'll never find out, but Mel lives
here - she's bound to.

- I suppose.
- Tell her. We're here.

She won't say anything. If she does,
we'll back you up.

- It's a bit Hugh Hefner, isn't it,
guys?

- What's wrong with the life he's had?
- Oh, yeah.

He's seen more tits than Bill Oddie!

- All right! My assistant has the
card. 20p a go - £20 to the winner.

- Oh, yeah!
- It's for a good cause.

- It's Bob Geldof!
- That's you, you scruffy git!
- Dad!

Now's your chance, Romeo. Get it over
with.

- I'll tell her when we're alone.
- I'll give you your cue.

- Don't, man.
- Are you having a game on the cards?
- Here you go, darling.

- Don't have a go. You're a student.
You need money for the day out.

- What day out?

Liam? Oh, no! You're not going the
Bamboo Club with this lot, are you?

- No, it's the races, babe.
- Yeah? When were you going to tell
me?

When the rest of the pub found out?
- It's not like that, babe.
- Don't "babe" me. You're full of
shit!

- You handled it all wrong, mate.

- That shows you. No two women are the
same, are they?

- What's happened?
- Liam's dropped a bombshell.
- You haven't dumped her, you git?

- It's the other way around, Ken.
- She dumped you?
- Looks that way.
- That's life, Romeo.

What for?
- He told her he was going on the day
out.

- YOU told her I was going! I knew it
was all a bit seedy.

- Seedy?
- Aye, going to a strip joint.
- What's wrong with that?

- It's only a bit of fun.
- Well, it's a bit prehistoric.

- Bit late to get a conscience.
- Why do you think I never told her?

- You've got to fight them feelings.
Don't let conscience get in the way.
- Don't go all Daniel O'Donnell.

- You're only just starting, Liam.
I've been married seven years.

I've wrestled with my conscience
loads. I always conquered it. It's
hard at first.

I'm a family man, but in time it all
gets easier.

He's only going on a day out.

- WAS going.
- Don't say that, son - they're
dropping like flies.

If you back out, we'll be going in a
bloody taxi.

She'll come round.

- Trust me, she'll be fine. I know.
She thinks a lot of you.
- Does she?

- On my life.

- Cheers, Ken. Listen, I'll jump up
and have a wee word with her, eh?

- Oh, no! She'll have your bollocks
for earrings! I'll smooth things over.

You stay here and have a drink with
Terry Dactyl And The Dinosaurs before
we become extinct.
- Cheers.

Well, that's that now, isn't it?
- Don't be soft, lad!

She'll come round. Don't you sell
yourself short.

You've got a lot to offer a girl, you
have.

- I wish I had more of what you have.

- There you go. Get that down your
neck.
- Cheers, Ken.

- I'll go do me Henry Kissinger bit.

- JOE AND DUFFY SIGH
- Hey... women, eh?
- Is Mel there, Mam?

- You can't live with 'em and you
can't live with 'em.

- Hang on... Melanie!

< What?

< What does he want?

What do you want, Dad? Yeah, I'm fine.

Tough! He should've thought of that.

No, I'm not coming. He can take Joe
and Duffy - he's just like them.

No. Just tell him to go.

I don't care! Anyway, there's no more
to be said.

Yeah. Don't worry about me, Dad. I've
told you - I'm fine.

No, I'm not mad at you.

Bye.

Fine.

Sit down.

I thought you had.

I heard. What was it about, love?

The dirty dog.

Oh, well! Probably a bit of fun.

It's just everyone else knew but me!

He's had the opportunity to tell me.
He's been planning behind my back. It
stinks!

Oh, I know, love. Well, he's not
taking me for a mug.

Good on you! Stick to your guns.

I do admire that.

I had a friend like you, just after
school.

Peggy Hartley. We used to pal about
together.

Oh, I was t'soft one. Always crying
over one lad or another, but Peggy
were like you.

One mistake and she sent 'em packing.

I do admire that. Good on you, girl.

Thanks... What happened to Peggy?

Aw, she died a spinster a couple of
years ago.

Oh, it were very sad.

So, is that it with you and him?

I don't know. I just feel he's let me
down.

You thought a lot about this one.

Yeah.

There's plenty more fish in t'sea.

Mind you...

if you catch a salmon, you don't throw
it back.

- You all right, love?

- Yeah. Who's looking after the bar?

- Joe.

Don't be upset, love.

- You're all t'same, men, like sheep.

- It's only a bit of fun.
- He should have told me! That's all.

- Perhaps he wanted the right moment?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.

I'll give it a few minutes then go and
see him.
- He's gone, love.
- What?

- You told him to.
- He didn't have to go, did he?

Yeah! Well, no. He should wait!

He should've known what I meant!

Course he did! The pig!

That's it. I'll come to Crete now. Sod
him!

He should've waited, Ken.

He should've waited.

I'll, er... go and make a nice brew.

- I'm sure he didn't know you wanted
him to stay, love.

When I told him, he just got up and
went.

I think he was too upset to stay.

- Was he?
- Yeah.

- Aw! Was he, Dad?
- Yeah, he was.

- Aw!
- And I was upset as well, love.

- Why?
- I'd just bought him a drink and he
left the lot!

I've been trying to put the top back
on the bottle.

Look, I know how you're feeling...

It's when it hurts that it matters. I
should know, with your mam...

- Yeah.
- He's not a bad lad, is he, really?

Have a think about this holiday and
let me know, eh?
- I already have.

- You're stopping here?
- Yeah.

Now, then, what do you think of these?

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by the worlds beyond

♪ So far, unknown

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♪ You aren't alone

♪ It's a small world and you've grown.
♪