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All right. They didn't
even check our fake I.D.'s.
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And I wasted a whole day
thinking up my fake name.
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Yeah. Sorry, "Pez."
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Let's drink.
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- So, fellas, school let out early?
- Yeah. We're just...
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- Kelso, shut up.
- Uh, I mean, no.
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No, we're old.
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We're workers.
We're all construction workers.
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Hey, fellas, did you
see that brick today?
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- Whoo!
- Relax, guys.
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It's "Serve a Minor Night" at the old
"Don't Have a Liquor License" Saloon.
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You look familiar.
Do I know you?
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I should hope so... Dad.
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- Hey! Steven!
- Wow!
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- So you're Hyde's Dad?
- Well, that's what his mother says.
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Kidding.
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Hello, Mr. Hyde's Dad.
I am Pez.
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- I've heard much about you.
- Good things, I hope.
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Well, if running out on your family
and becoming a drunk is good, then, yes.
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Okay, guys.
Let's... look over here.
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Wow!
Look at you!
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You're... bigger...
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and you got
your mom's hair...
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and her sideburns.
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- So, how long has it been?
- Eight years, 51 days.
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Wow!
Time really flies when you're...
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- Drunk?
- Y... Well.
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I was gonna say "havin' fun,"
but... same thing.
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Yeah, so, uh, how long
you been back for?
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Well, let's see.
Ah, that must be about a year.
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- A year?
- Yeah! Hey, I was gonna call ya.
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Oh, you were gonna call me?
Oh, man, that makes you, like...
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I don't know, what,
father of the year?
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I'll see you around, Dad.
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Oh, man, Hyde's upset.
Better go see how he is.
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Yep. One more round,
we'll go see how he is.
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Hello!
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She is just my type: Naked.
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I, too, like the naked ladies.
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I find them so... naked.
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Yeah, that's realistic.
I think I'm gonna change the oil in my car...
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but first I'm gonna take off everything
but my cowboy boots.
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Sure, I mean if you're in bare feet,
you could slip in the oil.
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Come on, Donna.
Safety first.
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Whoa! Surefire ways
to pick up women.
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What kind of lonely losers
read this stuff anyway?
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Gimme.
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"Look deep into her eyes,
and use her name often...
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showing that this conversation
is just for her."
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Hey, Donna.
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I think they're onto something, Donna.
What do you think, Donna?
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Oh, my God. I'm taking off my shirt.
Stop it, hands! Stop it!
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Well, Steven, honey,
you haven't touched your sandwich.
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- You feel okay?
- Yeah. I'm just not hungry.
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Oh, Steven. Are you finally
tired of freeloading?
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- Can it, Laurie.
- All I'm saying is Daddy works really hard...
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and nothing here is cheap.
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Except you.
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- Believe me. I'm not cheap.
- Fine. "Free." Whatever.
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Hey, honey,
I'm home!
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Oh, good.
The hippie's here.
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Hyde, man, your dad
come by lookin' for you, man.
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Which is really freaky 'cause I thought
this bald dude was your dad.
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Thanks, Leo.
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Steven's father is in town?
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Yeah, right. Like he
even knows who his father is.
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- Eric, you know something about this?
- She's a bitch.
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Right. Okay.
Uh, yeah.
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We bumped into Hyde's dad
last night.
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He'd been back in town, like, a year...
hadn't even talked to his own son.
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Cool. Egg salad.
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Well, I'm gonna
talk to Steven...
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and see how he's
feeling about this.
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You know what, Mom? I wouldn't do that.
Hyde likes to bottle those things up.
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Good for him. That's where
those feelings should be kept.
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Well, what is he gonna do?
Pretend he doesn't have a father?
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Kitty, this is a family issue, and,
for once, it's not about our family.
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Look, the bond between
a father and a son...
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is complex and subtle.
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You wipe that damn smirk
off your face!
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Red, when we took
that boy into our home...
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it became our job to see him
through thick and thin...
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and now it's thick...
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or thin... I don't know,
but he needs us.
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Cool egg salad, man.
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Fine. Stick your nose in
where it doesn't belong. Go ahead.
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Okay. Will do.
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Bud's comin' over
for drinks tonight.
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Uh, Mom, do you really want to invite
an alcoholic over for cocktails?
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Oh, right. Okay, well,
I'll just, um...
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I'll make him a nice
Shirley Temple...
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and he can fill up on cheese.
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You keep a stack of dirty magazines
under your bed?
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What? No!
God, not a stack.
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You know, what is
a "stack" really?
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- Why do you have these down here?
- Now, wait, Donna...
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downstairs you were laughing
and cracking jokes about this stuff.
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Eric, that was
in the basement...
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with our idiotic friends.
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- Why do you need them? Aren't I enough?
- No... Yeah, you're enough.
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God, you're...
you're plenty.
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It's just, uh,that, uh...
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you see, Donna, you see,
what I do with dirty magazines...
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is...
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really only interesting to me...
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with the reading of the articles
and the solving of the puzzles and whatnot.
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You know what? I don't wanna know
about the whatnot.
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I'm outta here.
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Oh, no, girls.
She's onto us.
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Hello, Jackie.
How are you, Jackie?
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- Fine.
- I'm glad, Jackie. I, too, am fine, Jackie.
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Do I have a sty?
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No, Jackie. You, Jackie,
do not have a sty...
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- Jackie.
- Okay...
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Fez.
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I don't know what
you're doing, Fez...
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but stop doing it, Fez.
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Oh, no. Now I am turned on.
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Oh, wow, man. Look at all these
different nuts intermingling in one bowl.
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It's like "Nutstock," man.
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Kitty, I think
we should rethink...
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our "Don't Throw Leo
Out On His Ass" policy.
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No, no. Leo stuck around
because he cares about Steven.
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And, plus, I can't
find my shoes, man.
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- Hey. What's goin' on?
- Oh, good news, Steven.
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- Your dad's coming over tonight.
- Screw that!
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No, Steven, it's a good thing, I think.
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- I got nothing to say to him!
- Well, we have fancy nut mix.
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Hey, Red!
Remember me?
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Of course. I wasn't the one
passed out in the gutter.
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Yeah, I have this weird condition...
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where I drink a case
of beer and fall down.
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Hey, Red. Man, you're lookin' good.
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Have you lost, um... hair?
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Steven'll be right out.
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Hey, man, nice shoes.
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Are those mine?
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- Hello, Bud.
- Hi.
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- Can I go now?
- It's "May I go" and no.
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So, Bud...
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can I get you a drink?
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A drink! A drink of soda.
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A nice drink of soda,
Bud. Plus, we have cheese.
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Soda sounds great, Kitty.
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- Yeah, I'm off the hooch.
- Oh, really?
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- So, no more boozing?
- I heard him.
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Yep. I can finally
see clearly.
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Isn't it great, man?
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It is. I got a job
and an apartment.
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- Color TV.
- Ooh, color TV. That's nice.
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Wow, Bud, you're doing
great now, huh?
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Color TV? Man.
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I remember when I was a kid,
I didn't even have a father.
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Well, well.
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- Who could have foreseen this terrible...
- Can it.
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Jackie didn't give me
the time of the day.
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I hate this stupid magazine.
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Oh, no. I didn't mean it.
I love you.
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Hey, Fez. Check this out.
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"Tight pants turn a man's derriere
into a lady's dream...
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"and an open shirt
shows a sexy chest...
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and an irresistible
joie de vivre."
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Really?
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I always thought
my joie de vivre was in my pants.
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Okay. I can't believe
I'm asking you guys this...
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but if any of you losers
had a girlfriend...
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would you still
look at those magazines?
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Hey, I had two girlfriends...
and a little action on the side...
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and I still looked
at those magazines.
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You had action on the side? Who?
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You don't know her.
She went to Sacred Heart.
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Okay. Anybody here
have an opinion who's not a skeevy pig?
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I'm glad you asked, Donna.
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If I had Jackie, I would never
look at those magazines...
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Unless she's on the phone
or went shopping...
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or took a short nap.
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Look, Donna...
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this is just the way
guys are. Okay?
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I mean if Forman was actually dating the...
the "Naughty Campus Coeds"...
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he'd be locked in a bathroom
looking at naked pictures of you.
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He's right, so...
Are there naked pictures of you?
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My leg!
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- Hey, knee him in the groin!
- Oh!
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Oh, my, God!
She did it!
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So...
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how's your cocoa?
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Chocolaty good. Thanks.
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That's good 'cause I think
your father has really changed.
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He is not the same man
I used to know...
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and the marshmallows
make it extra good.
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Well, at least you knew him,
Mrs. Forman, 'cause I never did.
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Okay, well,
here's your chance.
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Maybe now you can make
some new, happy memories.
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Wouldn't that
be wonderful?
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Yeah!
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Yeah, you know what,
Mrs. Forman?
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No.
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Are you sure? 'Cause I kinda think
you're bottling things up.
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I'm not bottling anything!
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Well, hi, there, beautiful.
And how are you?
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Not good, you dirtbag.
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That's what I thought you'd...
Excuse me.
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I am not going to help you cheat
on your girlfriend.
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But I don't have
a girlfriend, you...
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silly librarian.
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Don't you lie to me. I heard everything.
I was right under that mattress...
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and that Donna
sounded really upset.
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No! No, no.
Sh-She's okay. Really.
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Excuse me.
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My turnoffs include
unfaithful men.
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Didn't you read
my biography?
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Um...
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I... You know,
I was just getting to it.
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Sorry, but Donna
is a nice girl...
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and you are a...
filthy, filthy boy!
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You filthy, filthy,
filthy, filthy...
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filthy, filthy, filthy,
filthy, filthy, filthy boy!
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Hey! You can't ditch me, then walk
back into my life eight years later...
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and expect everything
to be okay.
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- You screwed me!
- I did. You're right. I know.
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And...
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You what? You know?
What do you mean you know?
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I got no excuse. I was a jerk.
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I've been a jerk my whole life.
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And all I can do is tell you I'm sorry...
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and hope that you'll
believe me.
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You jerk! How am I supposed
to yell at you now?
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I was gonna yell!
I was gonna tell you off!
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I think you should. I mean, you wanna yell?
Go ahead.
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- I deserve it.
- You're ju... You're caving?
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That just makes it worse!
Come on, man. Give me something!
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- You want a beer?
- Yeah!
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Give me a beer!
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- Well, hello, Jackie.
- Hey, Fez.
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Hey, Fez.
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Nice ass!
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Why, thank you, Kelso.
238
00:16:23,885 --> 00:16:26,243
Oh, my God.
What the hell's that smell?
239
00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:29,320
Well, Jackie,
it's a combination of musk...
240
00:16:29,359 --> 00:16:32,797
and a little thing
I like to call "Fez."
241
00:16:32,877 --> 00:16:35,195
Whoa, Fez!
What are you doing?
242
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:37,193
Showing off
my joie de vivre.
243
00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:40,550
- You like?
- No!
244
00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:43,708
So, what?
This was all a waste?
245
00:16:43,788 --> 00:16:45,666
The pants, the chest,
the manly smell...
246
00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:48,024
the "Jackie, hello,
Jackie, Jackie...
247
00:16:48,064 --> 00:16:50,742
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie,
Jackie"... Worthless?
248
00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:53,939
Not worthless...
Hilarious.
249
00:16:55,338 --> 00:16:58,735
Okay, look, Fez,
you're not bad-looking.
250
00:16:58,775 --> 00:17:02,132
I mean, some girls like
that exotic, grimy look...
251
00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:04,690
but only the cheapest,
most sluttiest girls will like that.
252
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,088
I see.
253
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:17,999
Damn, Fez!
Looking good.
254
00:17:22,516 --> 00:17:25,353
Hey, so, thanks for the singles
at the nudie bar, huh.
255
00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:28,590
Hey, hey, hey! You gotta tip the girls
or they ignore ya.
256
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:31,308
- Yeah.
- So, they takin' care of you here?
257
00:17:31,388 --> 00:17:33,426
Yeah, yeah.
It's good. It's great.
258
00:17:33,505 --> 00:17:35,784
- It's a nice place.
- Oh, yeah.
259
00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:38,301
That's nice.
I like my place too.
260
00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,860
It's good.
It's got an extra room.
261
00:17:40,939 --> 00:17:42,738
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
262
00:17:42,818 --> 00:17:45,415
So, if you ever wanna,
you know, come by or whatever.
263
00:17:45,456 --> 00:17:47,374
You know? I'm not
usin' the extra room.
264
00:17:47,454 --> 00:17:51,291
Hence, the term
"extra room."
265
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,448
Yeah. Yeah,
the rent's due, but...
266
00:17:54,529 --> 00:17:56,447
they don't evict you
for, like, three months...
267
00:17:56,527 --> 00:17:58,724
so, I still got... two days.
268
00:17:58,805 --> 00:18:01,243
So, you lookin'
for a loan, Bud?
269
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,397
Well, will ya look at that?
270
00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:10,155
A father and son
brought together by...
271
00:18:10,235 --> 00:18:13,112
Oh, my goodness!
I think it was me!
272
00:18:16,070 --> 00:18:20,586
- Don't gloat, Kitty.
- Mr. Wrongie!
273
00:18:22,904 --> 00:18:24,823
Fine.
274
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:28,140
Once in 26 years!
275
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,897
Live it up, Kitty!
276
00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:38,611
Oh, crap.
277
00:18:40,609 --> 00:18:42,289
Ta-da
278
00:18:42,368 --> 00:18:45,885
Wow, Eric.
It's a room.
279
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:48,603
Not just any room. See?
280
00:18:48,683 --> 00:18:50,881
No more dirty magazines.
I threw 'em all out.
281
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,399
And you know what, Donna?
I don't miss 'em.
282
00:18:53,479 --> 00:18:55,596
Eric, you didn't
have to do that.
283
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,795
I mean, I understand
why you need them.
284
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:01,712
- You do?
- Yes! You're disgusting!
285
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:03,750
- What?
- It's okay.
286
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:06,947
All guys are.
You're a revolting gender.
287
00:19:07,028 --> 00:19:09,745
You know,
we really are.
288
00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:13,861
But you're disgusting
in a cute, harmless way...
289
00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:15,859
and I guess I love you
for that.
290
00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:19,417
I love you too.
291
00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:25,332
Let me make it up to you. I can have
a naked girl in here in 10 seconds.
292
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:29,488
- Oh, great. Send her in. I'll see you later.
- Shut up!
293
00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:37,642
Steven, good. I wanted
to have a talk with you.
294
00:19:37,681 --> 00:19:40,359
- What are you doin'?
- Oh.
295
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,157
- I'm movin' in with Bud.
- You're movin' in with Bud?
296
00:19:43,237 --> 00:19:46,994
- Yeah, Red. It's gonna be okay.
- No, it's not gonna be okay.
297
00:19:47,073 --> 00:19:50,351
Steven, your dad is not...
298
00:19:50,431 --> 00:19:53,708
good.
299
00:19:53,788 --> 00:19:57,585
Yeah. I know, but,
you know, he's my dad.
300
00:19:59,983 --> 00:20:02,580
- Yeah. He's your dad.
- Yeah.
301
00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:08,336
Anyway. Red, thanks for everything.
You know? Really.
302
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:10,573
Hey, do me a favor.
Would you tell Mrs. Forman?
303
00:20:10,654 --> 00:20:14,371
- I don't want to have to deal with the whole crying thing.
- You think I do?
304
00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:16,808
Nah, I'll just tell her
that, you know...
305
00:20:16,889 --> 00:20:19,086
Anytime you need a place to stay,
you're welcome here.
306
00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:21,564
- That'll make her feel better.
- Yeah. That sounds good.
307
00:20:21,645 --> 00:20:23,763
Thanks.
308
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:26,720
Yeah, so, what?
You don't wanna hug, do ya?
309
00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:29,838
- God, no.
- Good.
310
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,276
- 'Cause you're not gettin' one.
- Right.
311
00:20:44,566 --> 00:20:48,042
- Well, sis-boom-bah.
- Sure this is okay?
312
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,560
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Before you got here...
313
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,518
I got the thumbs-up
from the old ball and chain.
314
00:20:53,598 --> 00:20:56,276
- She's great. You'd like her.
- Oh.
315
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,833
Well, if she's so great,
are you sure you need me?
316
00:20:59,912 --> 00:21:03,909
Look, I've been over this
again and again and again...
317
00:21:03,989 --> 00:21:06,068
And, yes, I do.
318
00:21:06,147 --> 00:21:08,425
Okay.
319
00:21:08,505 --> 00:21:11,103
Well, yea, team.
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