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Yeah, nice.

So yesterday I'm at this garage
sale, I look down, and there it was.

The Darth Vader action figure with
the incredibly rare green light saber.

How have I not
kicked your ass yet?

- Fore!
- Whoa!

- Watch out!
- Parking lot!

It was just a Pinto.

Fez, this is Putt-Putt.

Your choices are putt or putt.

Hey, what the hell?

Oh, Forman. Yeah, I should've
known it was you guys.

Most people that come here
can't hit the ball that hard

on account of
they're in kindergarten.

Mitch, congratulations.

This seems like the perfect
job for someone your size,

what with the free lodging
and the little castle on hole six.

Yeah, there's just enough room
in there for me and your mom.

Yeah, the sweetest burns
involve doing it with your mom.

Look, just quit hitting the ball that
hard or you guys are out of here.

What are you... No.

God, I hate that guy.

Tear him a new hole-in-one.

Wow, Forman,
I haven't seen you this pissed

since I chased you around your
house with that spider in a jar.

You were like,
"Hyde, I swear to God!"

Then you never did anything.

Yeah?
I'm about to do something.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right ♪

Hello, Wisconsin!

No, I don't know how to do that.

Mitch, I'm so sorry.

What?

I've lost the ability to process language
on account of I have a concussion.

There's more bad news.

When you return to the course,
you're gonna find that some punk

drew boobs and a butt crack
on the clown statue.

And don't try to wash it off
'cause I used permanent marker.

Forman,
why are we always fighting?

I can't even remember
how we got this way.

I think a chick
said that to me once.

No, that was me.

Don't you think that
we should be friends?

Okay, well, you...

You're obviously having some
kind of reaction to your medications.

We're just gonna go.

You know, Mitch, if you ever want to
come hang out in the basement, you know...

Really? Thanks.

I'd smile, but the left side of
my face is kind of paralyzed.

Forman,
why'd you invite him over?

You were almost out of there
and you turned back around.

Look, yeah, Forman,

there's only two times in life
that you turn back around,

basketball and runway modeling.

No, and square dancing.

It's called a do-si-do.

Look,
Mitch knows I didn't mean it.

Hey, Eric.

Mitch.

I can't believe you got a hold of the
Darth Vader with the green light saber.

What? No, no, it's...

What a geek.

Wow, I love this place.

It's not just dinner.
It's a thrill ride,

'cause there's a small chance
you're getting knifed.

I don't know, Bob.

I've tried to avoid Asians with weapons
ever since 7,000 of them tried to kill me.

Well...

It's thanks to the work
of brave men like you

that America's enemies are
working here for a minimum wage.

Oh!

Mom, would you please stop
playing with his hair?

You don't know where it's been.

I think a good dinnertime policy might be
everybody feeds and grooms themselves.

Oh, oh! And speaking
of grooming, Pamela,

I noticed that your skirt was
torn all the way up to your thigh.

No, I actually
bought it this way.

See, most skirts
are only slit up to the knee,

but I think people want
to see more than that.

Hear, hear!

Here comes the waiter.

I'm glad you're all here to help
me celebrate this very special time

with this very special lady.

Oh, Bob, it means a lot to me
that you realize how special I am.

I do. That's why I want to
ask you to move in with me.

- Oh, my God.
- What?

Gosh, Bob, that's really sweet
and I'd really love to,

but I'm seeing someone else.

Sorry.

But you'll still
come visit, right?

♪ Clowns to the left of me

♪ Jokers to the right,
here I am

♪ Stuck in
the middle with you ♪

What are you doing?

I'm not touching you.

Well, stop it.

But I'm not touching you.

Well, stop not touching me.

Okay.

Wasn't it better
when I wasn't touching you?

Yeah.

They look happy.
Why don't we have a game?

Would you stop asking me
why don't we have stuff?

"Why don't we have a song?"
"Why don't we have a movie?"

We're men.

I thought we were sensitive men.

We're not.

One of us is.

Shut up!

And it's not you.

Well, Mitch, I'll tell you what.

It's been really fun having you
over, but it's almost sundown,

and we celebrate the Sabbath,
so unless you have your...

Your... Your little beanie,

then I guess we're gonna have
to say adios or shalom, as we say.

You guys are Jewish?

I'm Jewish!

Wow, you are gorgeous.

Are you kidding me? No, no,
no, no, I'm the pretty one. Me.

You're the hottest
redhead since Batgirl.

And you're not just gorgeous.

I mean, you radiate intelligence
and deep thought, a real sense of self.

Eric, I like your new friend.

She's gotta be with you, huh?

I can't say I haven't tried,
my little friend,

but she's with Eric for now.

Really?

Well, what's wrong with her? Is
she, like, an alcoholic or a drug addict?

Yeah. Yeah, she's addicted.

She needs a daily
dose of this guy.

I just think it's pretty suspicious that
after we left the Japanese restaurant

our Japanese car broke down.

Hey, buddy.

Whoa, Eric, you didn't tell me
you had an older sister.

Please, if you're gonna go with fake charm,
let's keep it in the realm of reality, okay?

You shut your porky mouth.

I have the skin of a 25-year-old

who smokes.

You know, Mr. Forman, I learned
a little about cars from my uncle

who used to fix
tanks in Vietnam.

Now that's hero's work,

fixing machines that kill
people you don't agree with.

My only regret is that I haven't
had a chance to fight for my country.

Really?

Eric's only regret is
that he doesn't live in space.

That's not my only regret.

It's just one of them.

Excellent Fruity Pebbles.

You know, at the police academy
they'll only give me corn flakes,

'cause they say the sugar gets
me too hopped up to carry a weapon.

I guess what they
weren't counting on

was me taking my weapon home
for the weekend.

My poor dad.
You know, he's so upset.

This morning during
The Price is Right

he didn't even yodel along
during "Cliffhanger."

Donna, we wanted them apart,
and now they are.

Look, some things
just don't belong together,

like my mom and your dad,
or Michael and a gun.

No, seriously,
how could they give me a gun?

You don't even
sound like you feel bad.

Donna, this whole
thing is your dad's fault.

Come on, Donna.

Who asked the woman
to move in with him

after knowing her
for such a short time?

I'll tell you who.

The same guy who let you move
in here after your parents took off

and you had no place
else to go. My dad.

I mean, you know your mom is
wrong and that she hurt my dad,

who's never been anything
but nice to you.

How can you defend her?

I pick the pretty one.

Hey, Dad. How you doing?

How do you think I'm doing?

Pam ripped out my heart and
stomped on it in shoes I paid for.

Well, do you want to go down to
the pet store and look at puppies?

You could sing How Much
Is that Doggie in the Window?

And I'll do the "Arf!
Arf!" part.

Nah, I'm gonna watch Love Boat.

I think the big guy in the shorts is finally
gonna nail the girl with the clipboard.

Yeah!

I'm sorry. That's the sugar.

♪ My best
friend's girlfriend ♪

Okay, Kelso, truth or dare?

Truth.

Have you ever snuck into
my bathroom while I was showering?

I mean, dare.

You have snuck in there.
I was there and I saw you.

I mean, dare.

Okay, Steven, truth or dare?

The truth will be whether
or not you love me,

and the dare will be
telling me that you love me.

Okay.

Pass.

Okay, Mitch, truth or dare?

I pick dare, Mitch.

Okay, Mitch,
I dare you to kiss Donna.

Mitch, naughty Mitch.

Mitch, you goofball,
that's not how it works.

You have to be like,
"I dare you to kiss me."

Okay.

What the hell!

He did it!

Look at him go.
He's like a hummingbird.

I can't believe
Mitch would do that.

He just flew at you like one of the
little monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.

I was scared.

Much like you are when
you watch The Wizard of Oz.

Okay, look, I don't want Mitch
hanging out here anymore.

He was just fooling around.
He didn't mean anything by it.

It's like Fez. He's all over me all the
time, but it doesn't mean he's after me.

Yes, it does.

From now on,
I'll try to be clearer.

Mom, there you are.

How could you do that to Bob?

- Now, honey, Bob will be fine.
- No, he won't.

Mom, Bob is a wonderful guy
with a huge heart

who only worries about what
he could do for other people.

And, yeah,
okay, maybe he has an afro.

But sometimes goodness
and afros go together.

But, Jackie, the other guy that
I'm seeing is a Lincoln dealer.

Oh, my God, Mom, really?

Mom, we could be driving
in matching pink...

No, no. Mom, no. No.

Okay, look, I know...

I know that Bob might not be
the smoothest or the classiest guy

you've ever dated, but I've learned
that doesn't mean he's a bad person.

Ugh, I knew I shouldn't
have sent you to public school.

Mom, if you keep thinking this
way, you'll always be running

from one place to another
looking for something better

instead of just being happy
with what you have.

You know what? I guess
you have a lot of thinking to do.

You're right.
Mas tequila, Hirohito.

I said, "Thinking."

Hello? Is anyone here?

Hyde?

Well, I guess it's time for me and 24
of my collectible action figure friends.

It was a dark
time for the Force.

After the Formanian wars,

young Luke Skywalker had to
face his most formidable enemy yet.

Darth Vader with the rare
and deadlier green light saber.

What? No.

Mitch!

Mitch,
these omelets are amazing.

Well, you know, an omelet's only
as beautiful as the person who eats it,

so, I'd have to say that this omelet
has the prettiest red hair I've ever seen.

Thief! He's a thief.

You stole my
Vader action figure.

You, too?

I thought Eric was the only one
weird enough to play with a doll.

Action figure.

You know, it's bad enough you stole
a kiss from my girlfriend, but this...

This has gone too far.

So my honor
is less important than a doll?

Action figure!

Now give it back.

Hold on just a second.

Now,
Mitch, did you or did you not

put onions in my omelet?

'Cause I asked for them, but I
didn't see you put them in there.

Eric, I didn't take
your action figure.

- Doll.
- Action figure!

I wouldn't do that,
especially not to a friend.

What? We're not friends, man.

We never were. I only invited you
over here 'cause I felt bad for you,

but I don't like you. And guess
what? Neither does anyone else.

Fine.

I won't bother you guys anymore.

And somebody needs to flip
that in about three minutes!

Well, that was brutal.
I feel bad for the little guy.

I just wanna put him up on my
shoulders and buy him a balloon.

Eric, how could you?

Mitch had a lot
of good qualities,

like, for example,
he worshiped me.

I mean, at one point, I thought he was
gonna light a fire and dance around me.

Yeah, well, you know what? I
was right, okay? He's a thief.

Eric, were you playing in
the bathtub with your little doll?

Action figure!

Oh, no.

In the tub, Forman?

It is getting really
hard to be your friend.

Okay, I'd like to thank everyone
for coming back here with me.

True, it is the place
of my greatest humiliation.

But the fish is good,
the sake's strong,

and these Japanese people
are funny to watch.

That's the spirit, Dad.

The slightly offensive spirit.

Well, you know, I think you're lucky
to be rid of Pam with her halter tops

and her tight skirts.

You know, I've never even
seen a panty line on her.

You know what that means.

Plus, you're too
nice for my mom anyway.

You know,
someday you're gonna make

a slightly less-attractive
woman very happy.

Hello, Bob.

No, it's not a beautiful
dream, it's really me.

I've been doing
some thinking, Bob,

and I realized that my
priorities are a little mixed up.

I told her that. That was me.
I saved the day!

It doesn't matter
how it happened.

The important thing
is she's back in our lives.

Anyway, Bob, I realized
that you're the man for me.

I'm sorry, Pam. It's too late.

I'm completely over you.
O-V-E-R. Over.

- And I want to
move in with you.
- Here's your key.

Dad? Are you sure
this is a good idea?

She makes me happy, kitten.

Fine.

But I don't want to see, like, any of
her panties laying around the house.

Don't worry. You won't.

Hey, Mitch.

Look, I wanted to apologize.

I thought you stole my Vader,
but it turns out I left it in the...

Hyde stole it.

Yeah, I guess I
was out of line, too.

I shouldn't have
jumped on your girlfriend

in front of you.

It's just,
you have such a great life.

And if I never see you
or your friends ever again,

I'm always gonna treasure
that time that I spent with Donna.

Okay, well,
then I'll just say goodbye.

So lonely.

Hey, Mitch,

you know, if you ever want to
hang out, you know, you're always...

- You know...
- Great. Thanks.

- Are we gonna do this now?
- Yeah, buddy, let's do it!

- Okay.
- All right.

Hey, so do you think I might
have a shot with Donna?

- Mitch, she's my fiancee.
- So that's a maybe.

Oh, Pamela, hi.

I just came here
to get my scarf.

Oh! Here it is.

You thought you lost your scarf.
That must have made you nervous.

- Would you like a drink?
- Well,
it's a little early, but...

It's probably 5:00 somewhere.

Two Saigon Slammers,
hold the fruit.

First round's on me.

That's okay. I have a tab.