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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,905 --> 00:00:05,464 Okay, guys. Road trip checklist. 2 00:00:05,544 --> 00:00:07,704 Car: Check. 3 00:00:07,783 --> 00:00:10,823 Okay. We're good. 4 00:00:10,863 --> 00:00:13,383 Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there? 5 00:00:13,463 --> 00:00:18,902 Well, the beer is stronger, and as a result, their women look prettier. 6 00:00:18,982 --> 00:00:21,262 Then let's haul ass to Canada! 7 00:00:21,302 --> 00:00:25,942 Okay. Shh. Fez, if my dad finds out that we're going to Canada... 8 00:00:26,021 --> 00:00:29,741 uh, for beer, no less, he's gonna start killing people, okay? 9 00:00:31,101 --> 00:00:34,941 People like us. So keep it down. 10 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:40,179 All right! Canada! Whoo-hoo! Beer! 11 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:53,258 - Kelso, you're not going. - What? Why not? 12 00:00:53,338 --> 00:00:56,418 Because this is a risky mission. You tend to screw these things up. 13 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,937 - Yo, that is a damnable lie! - Okay. 14 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:03,457 Kelso, remember that time we were gonna put a flaming bag of dog poop... 15 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,417 in front of Principal Pridwell's door... 16 00:01:05,496 --> 00:01:09,376 and you lit it in the car on the way over? 17 00:01:12,015 --> 00:01:14,495 Yeah. I wanted to see it all flame-y. 18 00:01:14,535 --> 00:01:17,815 And then you panicked and stepped on it. 19 00:01:18,775 --> 00:01:21,094 Eric, it was on fire! 20 00:01:21,174 --> 00:01:23,974 Okay. You're not going. 21 00:01:24,053 --> 00:01:27,454 No, no, no. Fine. I won't use the air horn... 22 00:01:27,493 --> 00:01:31,213 and I'll pay for the gas and the beer. 23 00:01:33,173 --> 00:01:35,772 I can't stay mad at you. Come on, you big lug. 24 00:01:39,771 --> 00:01:42,372 Hey, dudes. 25 00:01:42,451 --> 00:01:45,531 - Leo, man, what are you doin' here? - Sittin'. 26 00:01:45,571 --> 00:01:48,451 - What are you doin' here? - We're goin' to Canada to buy beer. 27 00:01:48,531 --> 00:01:51,170 Canada? Cool, man. 28 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:54,450 I spent some time up there during 'Nam. 29 00:01:56,210 --> 00:01:58,529 Oh, conscientious objector, huh? 30 00:01:58,569 --> 00:02:00,529 No. I didn't mind. 31 00:02:02,368 --> 00:02:07,168 Hey, a road trip sounds good, man. But I don't want nothin' to do with that beer. 32 00:02:07,248 --> 00:02:10,288 That stuff will mess with your mind, man. 33 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,487 Okay. Let's get goin'. 34 00:02:17,367 --> 00:02:20,327 Oh, don't tell me Crap Shoes is comin'. 35 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:25,046 The bag was on fire! 36 00:03:01,562 --> 00:03:04,680 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Donna... 37 00:03:04,761 --> 00:03:07,481 Glamourella Modeling Agency got the pictures I sent in. 38 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,480 They want me to audition! My dream is finally coming true! 39 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:15,959 I thought your dream was to be the world's first flying lady scientist. 40 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:20,919 No. No, Donna. That was a dream I had, not my dream. 41 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:24,438 - You're a weird little girl. - Yeah. 42 00:03:24,518 --> 00:03:30,078 If I become a model, I wouldn't have to work or study or think ever again! 43 00:03:30,157 --> 00:03:33,597 That's great. I mean, what's thought done for anyone anyway? 44 00:03:33,677 --> 00:03:36,116 Nothing! 45 00:03:36,157 --> 00:03:41,116 But modeling has made people rich and famous. 46 00:04:06,073 --> 00:04:09,553 Come on, Donna! We're going to the world modeling headquarters. 47 00:04:09,632 --> 00:04:12,032 It's in Sheboygan. 48 00:04:16,951 --> 00:04:19,311 Guess who got a bonus today? 49 00:04:19,351 --> 00:04:23,191 Oh, my golly. They gave you a boxful of money. 50 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:27,470 - Better. - Ohh. 51 00:04:27,510 --> 00:04:30,430 "A videocassette recorder." 52 00:04:30,509 --> 00:04:34,229 What's videocassette, and why do we need to record it? 53 00:04:34,269 --> 00:04:36,949 It records TV. 54 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:39,829 You know how we don't get to see Johnny Carson? 55 00:04:39,908 --> 00:04:43,308 Well, he's on so gosh-darn late. Who can stay up past 10:30? 56 00:04:43,347 --> 00:04:47,067 No one, but now... 57 00:04:47,148 --> 00:04:51,707 we can record Johnny while we sleep and then watch it the next day. 58 00:04:51,786 --> 00:04:55,027 - Oh. - And you know how you wanted to watch the rerun of Roots? 59 00:04:55,106 --> 00:04:58,746 - Mm-hmm. - Well, we can tape it, and then you can watch it over and over. 60 00:04:58,826 --> 00:05:01,866 Well, I think just watching it tonight should do the trick. 61 00:05:01,945 --> 00:05:05,425 Well, we will watch it tonight, after we tape it. 62 00:05:07,105 --> 00:05:10,705 But we don't stay up to watch Carson. Why would we stay up to watch this? 63 00:05:10,784 --> 00:05:16,104 Because it's conven... Oh, you just don't understand technology. 64 00:05:19,063 --> 00:05:22,903 No. But I sure know how to tell time. 65 00:05:28,302 --> 00:05:30,342 Wow. What a view. 66 00:05:30,382 --> 00:05:32,742 Just like a postcard. 67 00:05:32,782 --> 00:05:36,341 It is so beautiful I could cry. 68 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,420 Oh, sure. Drinking looks like fun. 69 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:46,580 And all the cool kids do it. 70 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:52,059 But it leads you down a sad, lonely, confused path, man. 71 00:05:52,139 --> 00:05:54,979 - You know why they call it beer? - No. Why? 72 00:05:55,019 --> 00:05:57,578 I'm just curious, man. 73 00:06:00,938 --> 00:06:04,617 Guys, guess how many countries I've whizzed in. 74 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:07,137 Two. 75 00:06:07,177 --> 00:06:10,297 All right. Let's get goin'. 76 00:06:10,376 --> 00:06:13,377 We're almost at the border, so everyone's got their I.D.'s, right? 77 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:16,336 - Yep. - Oh, no. 78 00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:19,975 - I think I lost my green card. - Damn, Fez. Where's the last place you had it? 79 00:06:20,056 --> 00:06:23,735 If I knew that, I would have it now, you son of a bitch. 80 00:06:23,815 --> 00:06:26,415 - All right, Fez. Take it easy. - No. You take it easy. 81 00:06:26,494 --> 00:06:29,414 They're gonna throw me in Canadian jail. 82 00:06:29,495 --> 00:06:32,734 Have you seen Midnight Express? 83 00:06:32,774 --> 00:06:36,093 Well, it's like that, but with hockey sticks. 84 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:38,213 Great. Now we're screwed. 85 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:45,692 - What if I can't breathe? - Just take a deep breath, man... 86 00:06:45,732 --> 00:06:50,251 And visualize yourself breathing. 87 00:06:50,332 --> 00:06:54,171 All right. Now, when we get to the checkpoint, everyone just act cool. 88 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:57,930 And by everyone, I mean Mr. Crap Shoes. 89 00:06:58,011 --> 00:07:00,890 It was on fire! 90 00:07:05,130 --> 00:07:08,489 - Wow. - Hi. I'm Michelle Ray... 91 00:07:08,569 --> 00:07:12,329 President of Glamourella International. 92 00:07:12,409 --> 00:07:15,408 - And you must be? - I'm Jackie Burkhart. 93 00:07:15,489 --> 00:07:18,607 Jackie Burkhart. Exactly. 94 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:21,568 - And you are here for? - My audition. 95 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:24,807 Your audition. Exactly. 96 00:07:24,887 --> 00:07:28,727 - And you must be? - Yeah. She doesn't matter. Okay. Let's start. 97 00:07:28,766 --> 00:07:31,446 - Okay. Let's do it. - Okay. 98 00:07:31,526 --> 00:07:33,566 Mm-hmm. 99 00:07:33,646 --> 00:07:35,966 Uh-huh. Let's see the hair. 100 00:07:36,006 --> 00:07:41,045 Well, you are a remarkable talent. 101 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:43,845 - Are those your real teeth? - Yeah. 102 00:07:43,924 --> 00:07:46,284 Great. Welcome to the superior world of modeling. 103 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:49,244 - Oh, God. Thank you, thank you, thank you. - Sure. 104 00:07:49,324 --> 00:07:53,083 Now... You're going to need to cover a few costs. 105 00:07:53,123 --> 00:07:56,723 Of course. Oh, you know, I left my checkbook at home. 106 00:07:56,763 --> 00:07:58,682 Um, can I come by tomorrow? 107 00:07:58,723 --> 00:08:01,242 Oh, tomorrow. 108 00:08:01,323 --> 00:08:06,802 No. No. Tomorrow I'll be in Paris, you know, for the big show. 109 00:08:06,842 --> 00:08:08,762 Okay. Then I'll bring it by tonight. 110 00:08:08,801 --> 00:08:12,121 - Good. Okay. Administrative costs are 200. - Uh-huh. 111 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:15,000 And publicity shots are 150. And we're gonna need beauty supplies... 112 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:18,400 Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Are you an agent or a saleslady? 113 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:22,799 Oh, I'm an agent. I represent models like Cheryl Tiegs. 114 00:08:22,839 --> 00:08:26,279 - You represent Cheryl Tiegs? - No. Models like Cheryl Tiegs. 115 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:32,518 Red, it's starting. It's starting. 116 00:08:32,598 --> 00:08:37,318 And press "record" and done! 117 00:08:37,397 --> 00:08:40,798 We are now recording. 118 00:08:41,997 --> 00:08:46,756 Two hours from now, we'll be watching Roots. 119 00:08:46,836 --> 00:08:48,716 Well, I just... 120 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:53,075 I just don't see why we can't watch it now like normal people. 121 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:57,915 Kitty, we have a Betamax. We're better than normal people. 122 00:08:59,355 --> 00:09:02,195 So, what do you wanna do for the next two hours? 123 00:09:02,235 --> 00:09:05,194 Watch Roots. 124 00:09:09,354 --> 00:09:12,713 Fine. 125 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:15,793 I'm gonna go make some instant pudding... 126 00:09:15,873 --> 00:09:19,192 and you can't eat it for two hours. 127 00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:25,832 All right. Just act cool. We got nothin' to hide. 128 00:09:25,871 --> 00:09:28,271 You got something to hide, eh? 129 00:09:28,351 --> 00:09:32,390 No, no. He said, "We've got nothing to hide." 130 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:34,750 Around here, we don't make a point of saying we've got nothin' to hide... 131 00:09:34,831 --> 00:09:36,870 if we've really got nothin' to hide. 132 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,109 Wow. 133 00:09:40,109 --> 00:09:43,109 Cultural differences. Wow. 134 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:46,909 We're all Americans, every one of us. 135 00:09:48,668 --> 00:09:50,549 - All right. Move along. - Thank you. 136 00:09:50,628 --> 00:09:53,667 Cool. 137 00:09:53,748 --> 00:09:57,068 Stop right there. 138 00:10:03,306 --> 00:10:06,946 Hey, you found me! 139 00:10:08,546 --> 00:10:11,066 You win a beer. 140 00:10:19,924 --> 00:10:22,963 You see, beer is evil. 141 00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:27,003 I'm not gonna say I told you so, man, but I will say this: 142 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,683 I told you so, man. 143 00:10:29,723 --> 00:10:32,523 Beer never hurt anyone, my friend. 144 00:10:32,603 --> 00:10:35,122 You're well within the legal limit on that. 145 00:10:35,163 --> 00:10:40,801 But you're over the limit on foreign kids you can smuggle out of this country. 146 00:10:40,882 --> 00:10:43,642 Well, what is the legal limit on that? 147 00:10:43,721 --> 00:10:46,401 We only had one foreign kid. 148 00:10:46,481 --> 00:10:50,680 The limit is zero, you hoser. 149 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:56,759 - Damn it. - Hey, I'd keep a civil tongue in my head if I were you. 150 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:01,399 We could throw you in jail right now. We're the Mounties; we answer to no one. 151 00:11:01,478 --> 00:11:06,198 Look, Fez just lost his green card. We just... We didn't want any trouble. 152 00:11:06,278 --> 00:11:10,558 Lost green card? Seems a little convenient, eh? 153 00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:13,037 You got us. 154 00:11:13,118 --> 00:11:16,517 We're here to take over your country. 155 00:11:18,956 --> 00:11:22,116 Hyde, I know it seems funny when you say stuff like that... 156 00:11:22,196 --> 00:11:24,996 but, um, don't. 157 00:11:26,196 --> 00:11:29,155 No one leaves until we get answers, eh? 158 00:11:29,236 --> 00:11:31,155 Eh? 159 00:11:31,235 --> 00:11:33,714 Eh? 160 00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:41,274 - What are you doin' in Canada? - What are you doin' in Canada? 161 00:11:47,313 --> 00:11:51,992 We're part of an elite, high school terrorist team... 162 00:11:52,073 --> 00:11:54,832 Strike Force Wisconsin. 163 00:11:56,952 --> 00:12:01,511 Uh, we just came here to get the beer, and I love Rush. 164 00:12:03,231 --> 00:12:06,470 "Fly by night!" Ow! 165 00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:11,670 Well, if ham's Canadian bacon, then what the hell do you call bacon? 166 00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:16,229 Me no "speakaz" English. 167 00:12:18,189 --> 00:12:20,029 What's your business in Canada? 168 00:12:20,109 --> 00:12:23,028 What's your business in Canada? 169 00:12:26,828 --> 00:12:29,907 What? Getting beer. 170 00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:35,907 Every once in a while, do you ever get an American nickel in your change? 171 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:45,065 Me no "understando." 172 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:49,425 What's your reason for coming to Canada, eh? 173 00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:52,745 - What's your reason... - Shut up! 174 00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:04,343 Yeah. I'm here to nail Margaret Trudeau. 175 00:13:06,543 --> 00:13:09,022 Been there. 176 00:13:09,063 --> 00:13:11,142 Done that. 177 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:16,061 Beer. Beer. Beer! 178 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:26,660 Are those snowshoes hard to walk in? 179 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:30,140 They're tennis rackets, aren't they? 180 00:13:30,219 --> 00:13:32,779 Wee foobie deebie doobie. 181 00:13:38,539 --> 00:13:42,458 Woobie deebie doobie? Woobie deebie... 182 00:13:42,538 --> 00:13:47,618 Jackie, can't you see? This woman is just tryin' to make money off you. 183 00:13:47,697 --> 00:13:52,937 Donna, she deserves her cut. She discovered a remarkable talent. 184 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:59,896 Donna, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful. 185 00:14:01,376 --> 00:14:04,375 Jackie, I pity you because you're dumb. 186 00:14:04,415 --> 00:14:09,374 Administrative fees? Publicity shots? Beauty packages? 187 00:14:09,455 --> 00:14:11,294 It's a scam. 188 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:15,253 This is the most important thing that's ever happened to me, and you're trying to ruin it. 189 00:14:15,294 --> 00:14:18,533 - Look, Jackie, I'm sorry, but... - And to think I was gonna make you my assistant. 190 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:28,012 Our nail care package is optional, but if you're really serious... 191 00:14:28,092 --> 00:14:32,052 Oh... Oh, I am. I am fully committed to both fame and fortune. 192 00:14:32,092 --> 00:14:37,011 You are going places. That'll be another $200 then. 193 00:14:37,091 --> 00:14:40,410 Excellent. Hi, I'm Michelle Ray. 194 00:14:40,451 --> 00:14:43,170 - I know. I was just here. - Of course you were. 195 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,289 I told you to stay in the car, you dream killer. 196 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:50,009 Jackie, I'm here for you. And, as a matter of fact... 197 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,209 I've decided to be a model too. 198 00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:57,328 Oh, Donna, you're so funny! 199 00:14:57,369 --> 00:15:01,568 Donna, you're gonna need $200 for publicity costs. And then there's administrative fees. 200 00:15:01,647 --> 00:15:06,008 - Wait, wait. You didn't even ask her to shake her hair. - Oh, yeah. Shake your hair. 201 00:15:07,487 --> 00:15:09,967 You are a remarkable talent. 202 00:15:10,007 --> 00:15:12,966 Wait, wait, wait. What? You think Donna here can be a model? 203 00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:16,006 This is a scam. 204 00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:20,085 How dare you soil the pure and noble art of modeling? 205 00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:23,365 I like your passion. Have you ever considered acting? 206 00:15:23,445 --> 00:15:26,245 Oh, my God. That's my dream. 207 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:29,164 - We're going. - Oh. 208 00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:35,803 And... time! 209 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,603 Let's watch Roots. 210 00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:47,282 Oh, Red, I'm sleepy. 211 00:15:47,362 --> 00:15:49,482 Can we watch it in the morning? 212 00:15:49,522 --> 00:15:52,441 In the morning? But I just taped it. 213 00:15:52,521 --> 00:15:57,600 Well, I know, but I thought the whole point was we can watch it whenever we want. 214 00:15:57,681 --> 00:16:02,360 - But I just taped it. - Fine. Let's watch it now. 215 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:06,679 Great. Now, I just punch "play," 216 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:10,759 and, voilà... Roots. 217 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:20,278 Where's Roots, Red? 218 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:24,157 Oh, that's right. I forgot to rewind the tape. 219 00:16:26,197 --> 00:16:28,597 The tape. 220 00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,555 This tape? 221 00:16:36,636 --> 00:16:39,435 How do they get the movie onto the tape... 222 00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:43,394 when it's way the heck over here, Red? 223 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,713 - It's complicated. - Good night, Red. 224 00:16:52,593 --> 00:16:54,593 Damn! 225 00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:58,113 I should've got the microwave. 226 00:16:58,192 --> 00:17:00,552 - Thanks for looking out for me. - Sure. 227 00:17:00,593 --> 00:17:04,671 And I've thought about it, and you could be a model. Hmm. 228 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,629 Thanks, Jackie. That's nice. 229 00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:35,668 You guys are in real trouble if you did what we think you did. 230 00:17:35,748 --> 00:17:39,867 - What do you think we did? - What do you think we think you did? 231 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,786 What do you think we think you think we did? 232 00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:48,386 Something involving a foreign kid in the back of a car. 233 00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:53,066 - That much is for sure. - And now we're gonna get some answers. 234 00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:54,985 - What are you gonna do? Torture us? - Yeah. 235 00:17:55,065 --> 00:17:58,345 You gonna make us listen to Anne Murray records? 236 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:03,184 Hey, she's a wonderful performer, and you're not funny. 237 00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:08,784 No. I think what we're gonna do is call your parents. 238 00:18:08,864 --> 00:18:12,143 Oh, Red is going to kill you. 239 00:18:12,223 --> 00:18:15,703 I mean... obie deebie doobie. 240 00:18:18,502 --> 00:18:20,902 No! We had to smuggle Fez. 241 00:18:20,982 --> 00:18:23,661 It was the only way for him to see this great country... 242 00:18:23,742 --> 00:18:29,221 with its spacious skies and fruited waves of... plain. 243 00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:34,940 And... Oh, Canada 244 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,100 Our home and native land 245 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:42,499 - Nice try, kid. - True patriot love 246 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,379 In all thy sons' command 247 00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:48,978 - It's not gonna work. - With glowing hearts 248 00:18:49,018 --> 00:18:53,378 We see thee rise the true north strong as... 249 00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:56,697 From far and wide 250 00:18:56,777 --> 00:19:01,537 Oh, Canada we stand on guard for thee 251 00:19:01,616 --> 00:19:05,977 God keep our land 252 00:19:06,056 --> 00:19:08,976 Glorious and free 253 00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:12,175 Oh, Canada 254 00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:17,134 We stand on guard for thee 255 00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:19,614 Oh, Canada 256 00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:25,134 We stand on guard for thee 257 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,212 - You sure are good kids. - Thanks, man. 258 00:19:35,253 --> 00:19:38,692 You know, there must be some way to put this all behind us. 259 00:19:38,771 --> 00:19:42,051 Yeah, but there's not. 260 00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:46,331 We'll give you our beer. 261 00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:48,970 Oh, God bless you, son. 262 00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,250 My green card. 263 00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:59,050 I hid it in my right shoe for safekeeping. 264 00:19:59,089 --> 00:20:01,768 I even made up a rhyme so I would remember. 265 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,728 My green card in my right shoe 266 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,808 Something, something right shoe 267 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,208 So, see, it was just a big misunderstanding. 268 00:20:12,288 --> 00:20:15,687 Thank God we got that cleared up. 269 00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:18,007 We're just gonna grab our beer and head on out of here. 270 00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:20,726 Yeah. But you're not gettin' your beer back. 271 00:20:20,806 --> 00:20:24,126 Now... leave Canada, please. 272 00:20:32,685 --> 00:20:35,924 - You leave Canada, please. - Get... 273 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,164 Filthy hippie. 274 00:20:40,904 --> 00:20:43,704 Guys, I have to admit something. 275 00:20:43,783 --> 00:20:48,983 I love Anne Murray. She puts me in the mood. 276 00:20:52,422 --> 00:20:55,702 So, guys, next time, instead of goin' to Canada... 277 00:20:55,782 --> 00:20:59,061 let's just stay here and pretend we're in Canada. 278 00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:02,901 So, how's it goin', eh? 279 00:21:02,981 --> 00:21:06,740 Hey, you know, if Fonzie ever played a Mountie on Happy Days... 280 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:09,620 he could go, "Aay, eh?" 22420

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