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So, everyone
enjoying dinner?
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Good.
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Now, um, I want to talk to everyone about
helping me with the church fund-raiser.
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Freeze.
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Okay, so...
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God's Magic Circle is our
church's women's auxiliary...
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and I volunteered to help
organize their next fund-raiser.
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And bravo, I say.
Bra... vo.
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Now, if you'll please excuse me,
I have to attend a meeting.
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It's, uh... It's
very important, so...
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Okay.
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Now, as you all know, um,
I'm stuck in a rut.
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And, um, I'd really...
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I-I just need to get out of the house
and-and experience new things.
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- But, Mom, I think you should...
- And I want your support...
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which, by the way,
I always give you...
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Mr. "I want to be a jazz guitarist."
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Eric, if your mother wants you...
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and Archie and Jughead here
to help her...
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then you're going to help her.
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- You're Jughead.
- You're Jughead.
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- You're so Jughead, it's not even debatable.
- You are so... Ow!
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Steven, stop hitting Jughead.
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- See?
- Hey.
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This is important to her...
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and we should
support her for this.
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So you guys'll help out.
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Well, thank you, Red.
And you're coming too.
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Oh, no, Kitty. I, uh...
I have a meeting.
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With you... at church.
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- Nice save, Dad.
- Shut up.
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No, see, Fez, Bazooka Joe
wanted to see time fly...
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so Mort threw the clock
out the window.
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So time flew. Get it?
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Did the clock break?
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I don't know.
That's not really the point.
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It's still a pretty big
waste of a clock.
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Okay. Well, I gotta go.
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- See you later, sweetie.
- See you.
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You guys
are such a cute couple.
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- Yeah, I know. I really like Caroline.
- Me too. She's nice.
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For a psycho.
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Hyde, take that back.
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Psycho.
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You are a gifted mime.
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But that hurts.
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Hyde, Caroline's not a psycho.
You just don't get women.
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We have emotions. We're ruled
by the moon and the tides.
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And pretty clothes.
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Yeah, we should hang out with her,
you know, make her feel welcome.
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Yeah, you can never have
too many friends.
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Sometimes you feel like a nut;
sometimes you don't.
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Hey, you guys,
you know who was crazy?
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This camp counselor I once had who
used to make everyone do turbo sit-ups.
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But he'd put a towel over your face,
and then when you went to do the sit-up...
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He'd pull the towel away, and you'd
have to put your face in his butt.
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Donna, you stole the funny part.
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Well, Eric, I've heard it like eight times.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
Tell the story again.
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I'll laugh.
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But it'll be fake though, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, guys, I once had this camp counselor...
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Oh, my God, you guys.
The Petersons just got a new dog.
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Let's go!
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Okay, now, I have
work assignments for everyone.
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- Red, you're selling raffle tickets.
- I'm your man.
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And don't yell at the customers.
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I'm kinda your man.
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- And smile.
- You need another man.
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Okay, Michael, Steven,
you're in charge of bingo.
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And, Eric, I thought
you could run the cakewalk.
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Sure. What's cakewalk?
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It's cake and walking.
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What are you, on dope?
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So, uh, Pastor Dave,
what do you think?
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Gosh, Kitty, I'm impressed.
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I can't remember the last time a God's Magic
Circle fund-raiser looked so gosh darn wonderful.
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Hiya, gang.
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Hi, Pastor Dave.
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Say, God's Magic Circle... That sounds
like an Eric Clapton song, doesn't it, kids?
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Yes, Pastor Dave.
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Rock on, kids.
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Rock on, Pastor Dave.
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Come on, string bean.
Will you stop the record already?
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Hey, I'm in charge.
I'll stop it when I'm good and ready.
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And that's not because of you.
It's just 'cause I was ready.
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Okay, congratulations, Ed.
You win a chocolate cake.
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But I'm allergic to chocolate.
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Then why are you
in the cakewalk, Ed?
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I thought this was the line
for the bathroom.
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Now, don't you screw this up.
I want that marmalade cake.
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Sure, yeah, all right, pumpkin.
I was just talking to this guy over here...
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Oh, just forget it. You're gonna
screw it up. You always do.
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Just go stand over there.
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All right, my turtle dove.
Right over here.
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For the love of God,
let my wife win the cake.
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Well, it's in the hands
of the Lord now, sir.
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Okay, everyone, get ready
for another exciting round of cakewalk.
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Would you believe she
was once the sweetest...
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most beautiful girl in high school?
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Of course she was.
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A word of advice, kid.
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Never marry your
high school sweetheart.
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Why not?
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Oh, that's it, Glen.
Just keep slouching.
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- You're not mousy enough.
- That's why.
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Hot as a pistol!
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Boy, did I take these jerksto the cleaners!
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Hey! That's a craps table.
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Yep. Except here it's called "cripes."
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Would you like to be
the next holy roller?
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Are you kidding? Next to prayer,
craps is my favorite thing about church.
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Well, enjoy yourself. I gotta
go check out the Last Supper bake sale.
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Free cupcakes for anyone
who doesn't deny the Lord!
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We gotta win
the Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
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These are the most
technologically advanced...
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of all the plastic,
spring-loaded boxing robots.
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Who knows?
Maybe we'll get lucky.
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Or... we could cheat.
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Kelso, man, you're willing to cheat?
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Here in the house of the Lord?
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You're coming along nicely.
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Yeah, I mean, it's not that bad.
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Because technically
we're only in the basement of the Lord.
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And I'll bet
he never comes down here.
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Yeah, good point.
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Plus what old lady wants
Rock'em Sock'em Robots...
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or a box of Pop Rocks
or a SuperBall?
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
they could hurt themselves.
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You give the elderly Pop Rocks,
and they could get all foamy and stroke out.
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- So we're helping.
- We're helping.
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B-7.
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Bingo!
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Gosh, that's lucky.
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- That's Donna.
- Oh, look at that. A carrot top, huh?
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Ah, that's great, kid.Just great.
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You know,
I was a lot like you...
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a milky-white loser
with a cheap haircut...
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and less muscle tone
than a canned ham.
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Okay, first of all, Glen...
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I'm wiry, okay?
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Yeah, I was dating
the hottest looking girl in the school.
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Thought I had it made.
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- So what happened?
- I don't know really.
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One day we just realized
that she had heard all of my stories...
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and I had heard all of her stories...
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and, well, that's when she stopped
being nice and started eating.
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Oh, God, Donna eats.
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Better watch it there, kid.
It starts small.
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A few wise-ass comments, and then they're
puttin' you down in front of your friends.
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Donna, you stole the funny part.
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Well, Eric, I've heard it like eight times.
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Then before you know it,
you're praying for death.
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Either hers or yours.
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Either way, at least it's quiet.
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You really
brought me down, man.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I do that.
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You guys are so much fun
to hang out with.
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We really are.
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So what does Cosmo say
about me? I'm a Gemini.
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Um, okay, the twins.
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Two people trapped in one body.
So you're like a split personality.
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If you ever say that again,
I'll kill you.
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I'm kidding.
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You guys, I'm psycho,
remember? Whoo-hoo!
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Wow, that was...
that was really good.
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I almost wet myself.
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All right. All right.
Enough small talk.
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- So, is Fez, like, an amazing kisser?
- Jackie, don't make me blush.
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No, she's only asking because when she
kissed him, he did this thing with his tongue.
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- You kissed Fez?
- Oh, my God. It was so nothing. He had this stupid crush on me.
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Shut up!
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If either of you
ever touch my boyfriend...
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I will hunt you down like animals.
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Understand?
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You're kidding, right?
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You're kidding, right!
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I'll scratch your big,
dumb eyes out! Got it?
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Oh, my God.
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I know.
Her nails are beautiful.
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I just wanted to thank you once again
for doing such a wonderful job, Kitty.
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Well, I'll tell you, Pastor Dave...
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it feels so good to get out of the house
and do something important.
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You know who else got out of the house
and did something important? Jesus.
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And lucky for us he did.
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Are you all right?
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Well, I ran out of underwear,
and I'm wearing my swimsuit, and, uh...
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I've said too much.
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Eric?
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I'm the richest man in church!
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Fellas, these dice like me.
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Whoa! Oh, yeah!
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B-I-N-G-O!
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And that spells losers. Losers.
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Damn it!
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Never marry your high school sweetheart.
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- Oh, hey, did I tell you...
- Heard it!
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Who ate the last doughnut?
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I did.
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Son of a bitch.
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You ate the first 11!
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Oh, shut up!
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No, I won't.
I weigh 80 pounds.
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Look at you!
Do you know why I'm bald?
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My body is eating its own hair!
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Hey, Diamond Jim, come here.
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How's the abandoned raffle going?
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Kitty, I'm on fire.
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I just rolled four
hard eights in a row!
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God is bending the laws
of probability just for me.
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Hey. We won everything.
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Yeah, we're just
supernaturally lucky.
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Hey, Mom, I got
some bad, bad news for you.
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For every one doughnut I get,
Donna gets 11.
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Storm's a-brewin'.
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Eric, how could you leave the cakewalk?
Just look at those people.
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- Kitty, how's everything going?
- Just great. Everything's great.
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You kids buy a raffle ticket?
Third prize is a rock and roll record.
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John Denver's Greatest Hits.
He fills up your senses.
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I ask for one day of help,
and this is what I get?
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Um, yeah.
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Oh, wonderful.
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I started out in-in God's Magic Circle...
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and ended up in Satan's Evil Square.
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I can't believe any of you can walk
into a church without bursting into flames.
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- Kitty, we're...
- Okay, you know what? Just forget it. Just go.
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And please leave your ill-gotten gains.
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I won them. They're mine.
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- Hi, Mom. We're sorry.
- Very sorry.
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- Welcome home.
- I love you so much.
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Okay, you know what?
Just stop.
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- I'm not mad at you.
- You're not?
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No. On my way home,
while dreaming...
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about being married to someone else
and having his children...
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I, um... I realized
that this is all my fault.
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All right!
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Hold on.
This may be a trap.
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No. I shouldn't have forced
you to come with me...
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when what I really wanted was just...
just to do something for myself.
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Look, Kitty, I'm sorry.
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And if there's anything
that you wanna do from now on...
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you should go and do it
if it makes you happy.
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And we'll support you
by... not going with you.
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Would that be good?
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Yes. Thank you, Red.
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Good. You're welcome.
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Wow. You and Mom.
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You were... You were fighting,
and then you just made up.
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And you guys have been married
for like a million years.
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It fills my heart with hope.
253
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That's it.
You're going in the army.
254
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She was scary.
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Really scary.
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Okay, Exorcist scary.
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Fez, you have to break up with her.
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Okay, you two are overreacting.
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She is a little loony,
but she wouldn't hurt you.
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Hey.
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Hello, my sweet girlfriend.
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We've been over this!
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Caroline!
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Touch Fez and die!
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- Stop it! These are my friends!
- Oh, really?
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Did they shoplift 30 dollars' worth
of indelible ink markers...
267
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and write your name
on every inch of their room?
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Every inch! Did they?
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Um, did you guys do that?
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- No.
- No.
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Well, there you have it.
272
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Um, Caroline,
I have to break up with you.
273
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Why? And don't say it's because
I'm crazy. Because I'm not crazy.
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Oh, no. Oh... Oh, no.
275
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Of cour... Of course not.
It's just, um... It's just, um...
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- Donna and I are in love.
- What?
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- Oh, my God.
- Ewww!
278
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Yes, we are freaky for each other.
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Please tell her. Please.
280
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What if she tries to kill me?
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You're a giant.
You can take her.
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Oh, my God. You're really
breaking up with me?
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Is that okay?
284
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Fez, I just want to say...
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that you will never be as happy
as you were with me!
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Ever. And until you realize that,
I'll be seeing you.
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And by "I'll be seeing you,"
I mean that I'll be watching you.
288
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But you won't know it. Except
I just told you, so you do know it.
289
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Anyway, this isn't over!
290
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Whew. Sure am glad that's over.
291
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One, two, three, go!
292
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Damn it.
293
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Damn it.
294
00:20:59,196 --> 00:21:01,476
All right, mine's broken. Did...
295
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Robots are stupid.
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