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So if "x" equals seven,
then "y" equals...
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- Two?
- Wrong. Kelso?
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Uh...
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"L"?
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Also wrong.
It's a pretty simple equation, guys.
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Just think about it
for a second.
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You're so pretty.
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You don't even need
to know math.
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That's so weird.
I was just thinking the same thing.
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Steven, you're so pretty
you don't need to know nothin'.
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That's good, 'cause I'm stupid.
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Oh, real mature, guys.
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- Fez, what happened?
- I was walking back from the pep rally...
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flush with school spirit...
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when-when-when some boys
from Fort Anderson, they jumped me...
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and they slapped me,
and they beat me...
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And look at what they did
to my pom-poms.
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Hey, that's not funny, man.
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It's really not.
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They spray painted me
on my ass.
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I want revenge against those
Fort Anderson Snapping Turtles.
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Look, Fez,
I'll tell you what.
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Let's go to the garage,
and I'll get you some paint thinner.
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- Ay, no.
- I'm sorry, Fez. It has to be done.
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Yeah, and the three of us
have to watch.
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Fine. But this time,
no smoking.
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Great. Now maybe
we can get some work done.
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Michael's so sweet.
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Uh-oh.
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- He's just so...
- No!
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- Do you think that Michael and I...
- Don't even say it, Jackie.
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- I think maybe...
- I'll kill myself, I swear to God.
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He and I should get
back together.
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Jackie, do you remember
how Kelso cheated...
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and hurt you
and lied to you?
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Listen to yourself, Donna.
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"Cheat-ed." "Hurt-ed."
"Lie-duh."
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It's all ancient history.
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But when we look
into each other's eyes...
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I know we're both thinking
about the same thing.
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Your hair?
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No. That we're meant
to be together.
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Look, I need to know
that he's really changed.
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I need to test him
somehow.
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- I agree.
- You do?
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Absolutely. If you get back with Kelso,
you better have him tested.
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Okay. I want to see
if Michael is ready...
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to be in a healthy,
adult relationship...
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so I've come up
with five psychological tests.
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Damn, Jackie.
He can't even spell "psychological."
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Look, besides, he only has
to get three out of five.
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And the first test
is on maturity.
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Oh, man.
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So we're trying to get the paint
off of Fez's butt, right?
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So I started to spray
lighter fluid on it.
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And Fez gets all mad, right?
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And then he started chasing me,but he had his pants around his ankles.
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So then he tripped and fell,
and I think he hurt himself...
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but I don't know, 'cause I was,
like, out of there.
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So what's going on
with you guys?
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Donna and I were discussing
our careers.
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I'm going to high-end cosmetics...
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and Donna thinks she'll make
a great lumberjack.
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Stop telling everybody that.
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So what kind of career
do you see yourself in?
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Okay, well, I was considering
becoming a doctor.
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Ooh. A doctor?
That's so mature.
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Or... a rodeo clown.
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Rodeo clown?
You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
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Rodeo clowns are the unsung
heroes of the new West.
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And you know I've always
enjoyed being inside of barrels.
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Cheese puffs!
Ow!
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Well, see,
they're not for you.
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They're for Bob and Midge's party.
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Oh. Bob and Midge
are having a party?
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Well, I can't go.
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I'm very, uh...
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busy.
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Oh, wait.
Bob didn't invite you?
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No, but thanks for the heads-up.
I'll be sure to avoid them.
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Huh. Midge didn't
invite me either.
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But I'm sure
they're having a party.
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I saw them bring a keg
and a lot of chairs into the house.
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Well, you don't know
that they're having a party.
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Bob's out of work. The two of them
might be starting some weirdo church.
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You know, the kind of church
where you, uh...
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sit around on chairs
and drink beer.
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I'm sure Midge will be over
any minute...
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the last minute, like always,
to invite us.
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I tell ya.
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I like the sound
of a beer church.
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Hi, neighbor.
I have something I want to ask you.
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- Oh, really?
- Can I borrow your big punch bowl?
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A big punch bowl?
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Oh, my, what would that be for?
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Uh-oh.
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I should have
thought this through.
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You know, forget about it.
I'm gonna get someone else to bring it.
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And by "someone else," I mean Bob.
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Midge, I...
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I already made
your cheese puffs.
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Ooh, thanks.
Mmm!
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Boy, all these cheese puffs
are really gonna come in handy.
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'Cause Bob's so hungry.
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We're not having a party.
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Okay, this next test
is about consideration.
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I want to see if he'll choose
my interests over his.
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This is gonna be so funny.
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- Grape.
- So Michael...
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There are two events
occurring this weekend.
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One that you might like...
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and one that I would really,
really, really...
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really want to go to.
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Now, should we go see
the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders...
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Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
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- Yes, or...
- No. Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
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- But Michael, I want...
- No. Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders!
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See? Funny.
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Kelso, what are you doing?
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We're just tossing
around this egg...
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Jackie gave me
to take care of.
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Don't you think
it might break?
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Yeah, uh, well,
we just thought...
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we'd have some fun with it
before I threw it at somebody.
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You are such a moron.
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You are so gonna fail Jackie's test.
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Test? What test?
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I'm not supposed to say anything,
but Jackie's testing you...
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to see if you're ready
to get back together.
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Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
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- Do you think I have a chance?
- Not a good one.
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You've already failed two tests
and you're about to fail the third.
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That egg is a test
of your parenting ability.
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So what you're saying is
if I break that egg...
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then I fail the test,
and lose Jackie...
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the girl I love more
than anything in the world?
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- Hyde, give me the egg.
- Okay, catch.
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Whoops.
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I mean...
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Okay, you guys...
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let's do this for Fez.
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Finally my butt cheeks
will be avenged.
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Voilà.
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Guys, I feel like we
accomplished something today.
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I feel like
we made a difference.
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Oh, I'm not done yet.
Taste my wrath, Snapping Turtles.
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That was a close one.
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Crap! The janitor
locked us in.
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Yep. No good deed
goes unpunished.
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Oh, my God.
How could this get any worse?
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Okay, guys...
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we have 20 seconds until
the cherry bomb in the toilet goes off.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
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- What's that?
- Oh, it's just this little...
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crib-like thing
I made for Eggy.
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- Eggy?
- Yeah, I named him.
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I don't know, this egg is,
like, bringing out...
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all the parental stuff in me.
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Michael, what happened to the pencil mark
I made on the bottom?
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Oh.
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Must have come off when I was
giving him his gentle bath.
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Nice.
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Michael, I knew
you had this in you.
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- You are gonna make a great dad one day.
- Yeah.
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Uh-oh.
Somebody needs a change.
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Oh, I just can't believe
Midge would do this...
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after all the years
we've been friends.
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She took
the cheese puffs.
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All the cheese puffs?
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What the hell?
I wanted some of those.
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Red, this isn't
about the cheese puffs.
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Well, maybe not for you.
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They're so light and fluffy.
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- This is all your fault.
- What?
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You're always mean to them.
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Now you've driven them away.
I hope you're happy.
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Actually, Kitty, I am happy.
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Them not inviting us
to the party...
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is not the end of the world.
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In fact, it's the start
of a beautiful new world...
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a world where we don't
get invited to the Pinciottis'.
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There's no talking to you.
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You're just sour.
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You're an old,
sour crab apple.
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Why are you yelling at me?
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I'm not the one that didn't
invite you to a party.
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If you've got something to say,
you say it to the Pinciottis.
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Well, you talked me
into it, Red Forman. Let's go.
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Oh, no.
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Look at us...
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locked in a locker room.
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Oh, the irony
is not lost on me.
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Why do you mock us, Fate?
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Okay, you guys, we gotta think
about a way to get out of here.
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Okay, guys, I've just gone through every
escape-from-prison movie...
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- I could think of, and I came up with something.
- What?
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Steve McQueen
is a total bad-ass.
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Okay, thanks, Hyde.
That's not helping.
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If we don't get out of here, a bunch of jocks
are gonna come in here and kick our asses.
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Why did I put a cherry bomb
in the toilet?
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It doesn't smell
like cherries at all.
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Come on, guys, think.
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Yeah, yeah. Right.
Gotta be something we can do.
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I got it.
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Much better.
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Yeah. Now instead of feeling
scared and anxious...
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I feel relaxed and...
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relaxed.
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I know we're probably
gonna get beaten...
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but it was worth it
because we've shown...
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we have tremendous
school spirit.
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Go Vikings.
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School spirit
is for losers, man.
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You're just, like,
floating along...
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on a conveyor belt
of conformity.
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Pep rallies,
extracurricular activities...
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washing your hair...
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It's all just a trap, man.
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Yeah, Fez. It's one thing to root
for a football team...
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but to confuse
the Point Place Vikings...
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with a sense of personal
identity, that's just...
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relaxing.
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We're all gonna die tomorrow.
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Michael,
I have some bad news.
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- I just found out I have B.H.D.
- B.H.D.?
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Yeah. Brittle Hair Disease.
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I have to go
to the hospital tomorrow...
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and get all my hair
shaved off.
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- So you'll be...
- Bald, Michael.
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B-A-L-D, no hair,
shiny head, bald.
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And my hair won't
ever grow back either.
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Will you still love me
when I'm bald?
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You could wear a wig.
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So, Michael, are you saying
that you would not love me...
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if I didn't have a luscious,
full-bodied head of hair?
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Oh!
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No, Jackie.
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I would love you even more.
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You know, I would shave off
my hair...
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and paste it to your head.
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Michael, that's beautiful.
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Nice job.
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Thanks.
That was a test, right?
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00:15:55,728 --> 00:15:59,089
'Cause bald chicks are gross.
245
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,769
Look at that.
246
00:16:04,849 --> 00:16:07,329
They closed the blinds,
so we couldn't see the party.
247
00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:09,569
But I can hear them.
248
00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:14,010
I can hear you, Bob and Midge!
I can hear your party!
249
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:18,330
Ooh. Kitty and Red.
250
00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:20,890
We've very busy in here.
251
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:23,971
Yes, we're very busy.
We'll talk tomorrow.
252
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,531
You're having a party,
and you didn't invite us.
253
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:29,531
And I thought we were friends,
and we're not.
254
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,491
And I'll tell you
something else.
255
00:16:35,851 --> 00:16:38,011
You're naked.
256
00:16:38,051 --> 00:16:41,652
You have no clothes on.
Why don't you have any clothes on?
257
00:16:41,731 --> 00:16:45,372
Well, we're having a nudist party
with our fellow nudists.
258
00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:48,572
We're, uh, nudists.
259
00:16:50,852 --> 00:16:52,732
And we're not.
260
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,493
So, you didn't invite us.
261
00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:02,253
So, thank you.
262
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,653
Come on, Red.
Let's go.
263
00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:08,054
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Kitty.
What are you saying?
264
00:17:08,134 --> 00:17:10,894
You really wanted
to attend this party.
265
00:17:10,973 --> 00:17:13,614
- Stop it, Red.
- No, no, no, no.
266
00:17:13,694 --> 00:17:18,055
Now get in there and have yourself
a good old naked time, huh?
267
00:17:18,134 --> 00:17:20,374
Who knows?
They might play Twister. Could be fun.
268
00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:36,256
Okay, guys,
they can't be mad at us now.
269
00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:39,696
Yeah, Fez, I don't think
that's gonna help.
270
00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:42,976
All right, here they come.
271
00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:45,937
Okay, you guys, here's the plan.
Fez, you beg for mercy in broken English.
272
00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:48,336
Hyde, you insist that this whole thing
was a big setup.
273
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:51,017
And I'll just curl up in the fetal position
and think about pancakes.
274
00:17:52,257 --> 00:17:54,257
- Got it.
- Got it.
275
00:17:57,858 --> 00:18:00,337
Oh, my God.
We're in the girls' locker room.
276
00:18:00,418 --> 00:18:03,857
Yeah. They're girls.
277
00:18:03,938 --> 00:18:08,138
Phew! And I thought we were
going to get beaten up for sure.
278
00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:13,979
Hey, baby.
279
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,020
- Hi, Kelso.
- Hi, Tiffany.
280
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,699
I'm so glad I ran into you.
I've been meaning to ask you something.
281
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:35,180
- Yeah? What's that?
- Will you take me back to your house and make out with me?
282
00:18:37,621 --> 00:18:39,621
Well, I...
283
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,341
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm here to meet Jackie, so...
284
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,261
I promise she'll never find out.
285
00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:48,741
It'd be an afternoon
of secret make-out fun.
286
00:18:48,821 --> 00:18:51,702
You can drink grape juice
from my belly button.
287
00:18:53,621 --> 00:18:56,462
All right, this has
got to be one of Jackie's tests.
288
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,382
I mean, Tiffany
never comes on to me.
289
00:18:58,422 --> 00:19:00,582
But what if it's not?
290
00:19:00,662 --> 00:19:03,782
I mean, let's face it,
I look good today.
291
00:19:03,863 --> 00:19:06,342
That new conditioner's
really working out.
292
00:19:06,423 --> 00:19:09,543
All right, but the real question is,
should I risk it?
293
00:19:09,623 --> 00:19:13,543
And my body says yes,
and my head says yes...
294
00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:16,463
but my heart says no.
295
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:19,344
Aw, my stupid heart's right.
296
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:22,823
I can't. I mean, I appreciate
the offer and all...
297
00:19:22,904 --> 00:19:25,544
'cause you're, like,
really hot...
298
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:31,145
but the only girl I want to make out with
is Jackie, so...
299
00:19:31,224 --> 00:19:33,945
Oh, Michael, you did it! You did it!
You passed the last test!
300
00:19:34,025 --> 00:19:36,905
- Did you believe me, Michael?
- Yeah, sure.
301
00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:39,145
Oh, good, because
I'm in drama club, and I really want...
302
00:19:39,185 --> 00:19:41,465
Yeah, thank you, Tiffany, bye-bye.
303
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:46,026
Michael, now I know I can
honestly trust you with all my heart.
304
00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:48,186
Ooh!
305
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,186
Um...
306
00:19:50,266 --> 00:19:52,746
Jackie...
307
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:55,306
Donna told me about the test.
308
00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:59,666
So I knew what was going on,
and I didn't say anything.
309
00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:01,867
So maybe I don't deserve
to be with you...
310
00:20:01,947 --> 00:20:05,067
because that wasn't
very honest of me.
311
00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:07,348
But telling me that was.
312
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,108
Damn.
313
00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:14,668
You're right.
So you'll take me back?
314
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:16,628
Yeah, Michael.
315
00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:23,588
I love you, Jackie Burkhart.
316
00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:27,229
I love you too, Michael Kelso.
317
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:49,050
What the hell happened
to you guys?
318
00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:51,570
We got beaten up.
319
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,491
By men.
320
00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:55,851
By big, strong men.
321
00:20:57,411 --> 00:21:00,692
Hey, guys,
as I was getting beaten...
322
00:21:00,771 --> 00:21:02,812
I think I got
to second base.
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