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Wow, Hyde. I can't believe it.
Your own set of wheels.
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Yep. She is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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Oh, except for that one time
Kelso swallowed that fishhook.
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That was pretty cool too.
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Yeah, that was one magic trick
I could never get right.
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All right, Hyde,
this car is fine...
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but, I mean,
it's no Vista Cruiser.
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How many miles
you gettin' to the gallon?
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- Oh, about 11.
- Damn! Okay, fine.
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But, you know,
the Vista Cruiser can seat eight...
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nine if someone
sits on the stain.
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Yeah, okay, Forman,
but do you have any idea...
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how many chicks
I can fit in the flatbed?
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Thirty-two.
And that's with Big Rhonda.
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Damn!
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Eww!
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Oh, hello.
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What are you doing
back there, Fez?
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I... I was...
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I was just showing Caroline
the back of my new car and my tongue.
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Fez, this isn't your car.
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Yeah. Foreigners can't
drive here unless it's a cab.
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Shut up.
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Isn't he cute? Fezzie, I told you.
You don't have to try and impress me anymore.
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I'm your girlfriend now.
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I'm sorry, Caroline.
From now on, I will be totally honest.
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- Good. Now, come on, walk me home.
- Ah, yes.
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And on the way, I can tell you about
the time I killed a shark with a coconut.
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All right, Kelso, let's go out cruising
for hot chicks with self-esteem problems.
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Yeah. No, thanks, man.
I don't do that stuff anymore.
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Shut up and come on.
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No, man, I mean it.
I've matured.
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Hey, Donna,
wanna go to the mall?
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Rerun from What's Happening is
opening up the new Dairy Queen.
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Actually, Jackie,
as fun as that sounds, um, no.
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What? "Hey, hey, hey."
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- I'm in.
- Okay.
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Well, let me get my beret
and some Certs with Retsyn.
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Cool.
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Wait a second. You're too mature to go cruising
with me, but you go to the mall with Jackie?
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Yeah. It's this new thing we're trying, man.
We're friends.
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See, I did some reflecting, and I realized
that Jackie is the only girl I want to be with.
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Today?
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No, every day.
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See, we were meant to be together.
She just doesn't know it yet.
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Yeah, but I have a plan.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah.
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See, she wants to be
just friends, right?
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Okay, so I'll be her friend. But what she
doesn't realize is that I'm also a boy.
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Yeah, and sooner or later,
friend is gonna lead down the path to boy.
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And then
I'll be her friend-boy.
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That is a great plan.
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- Okay, I'm ready.
- Hey. Let's go, friend.
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Okay.
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That is such a bad plan.
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Yeah, but, you know,
on the bright side...
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maybe we'll be there
when it all blows up in his face.
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Hey, Mrs. Forman.
Happy birthday.
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Ohh.
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I can't believe
you remembered.
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You are the first person
to say anything all day.
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And how did you know
I needed more flashbulbs?
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Thank you.
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- So, do you wanna stay for dinner?
- Oh, no, thanks.
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- I'm just gonna grab a sandwich.
- A sandwich!
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Steven, a sandwich is a sandwich,
but a Manwich is a meal.
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- Oh, well, thanks, Mrs. Forman.
- Uh-huh.
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Hey, Mom, what's for dinner?
I'm starving.
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- Manwiches.
- Again?
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Ahh, we just had those.
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Kitty, I left my shirt on the bed.
It needs to be ironed for tomorrow.
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- Okay.
- Oh, and, uh...
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I know you think I forgot,
but I didn't.
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Oh, Red, I knew you'd remember.
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Yep, the check for the plumber
is on the dresser.
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Oh.
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Good.
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Um...
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is there
anything else to eat?
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Well, you know what, honey?
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I don't give a good gosh darn
what you eat!
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Wow, she's really upset.
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Yeah. Nice goin'.
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See, the boatneck adds
dimension to your shoulders.
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And the plum color...
that really accents your jewel-toned eyes.
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Oh, my God. Michael, you just
described my perfect outfit.
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You are so good at this.
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Yeah, I have
a knack for ensembles.
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Hey, Hyde, how goes
the cruising for chicks?
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It was going fine till I hit a patch of ice
and almost took out a few of 'em.
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Big Rhonda cracked
my brake light.
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Hi.
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- Hey.
- Have you seen Fez?
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Uh, no. He went bowling
with his host parents.
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Damn him!
I'm sorry.
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I was just hoping he'd be here
so we could study together.
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Now I have to
walk home alone in the dark.
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It's scary out there.
Somebody ran over Big Rhonda.
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- Um, do you want a...
- Okay!
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Ride?
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You know, Michael,
I'm really enjoying our time together.
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Really?
Me too.
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Yeah, you know, the makeup, shopping,
braiding each other's hair...
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- you are like the girlfriend I never had.
- Oh.
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Well, thanks, Jackie.
I... Wait.
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Girlfriend?
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Yeah. I mean,
Donna's nice and everything...
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but she kinda dresses
like a trucker.
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The Waltons.
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Now, there's
a grateful family.
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Mmm.
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And, boy, did they
love their mother.
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Oh, great.
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I think
I've got athlete's foot.
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I am... I...
I am going to bed.
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Where'd your mother go?
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To bed.
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Man, what's wrong
with her anyway?
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Oh, who knows?
She's been moody all day.
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Let me see the TV Guide.
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Ahh. Let's see.
What day is it?
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Ah, it's the 13th.
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It seems to me I was supposed
to do something on the 13th.
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Oh, good Lord!
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You forgot
your mother's birthday!
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Oh, no. Dad, this is bad.
This is very, very bad.
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All right.
Don't start gettin' all twitchy.
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Now, we gotta think.
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Let's watch CHiPs and think.
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So, Fez is really nice, huh?
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- Yeah, Fez is a good guy.
- Yeah.
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You know, sometimes, when I'm
trying to sleep at night...
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I think about how much
it would hurt if he ever left me.
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And then I say,
"Fez would never leave me."
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But then I say, "We've only been going out
for a short time. Maybe he would leave me."
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So then, I hold my breath
until my lungs are about to explode...
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because that's how much I think it
would hurt if he ever did leave me.
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And then,
when I regain consciousness...
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I start breathing again,
and everything's fine.
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Oops. There's my house.
Thanks! Bye!
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See ya.
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Happy birthday!
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Oh, you remembered?
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Well, of course
we remembered, honey.
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We just figured that we'd wait till there
was only 15 minutes left in the day...
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and you were good and mad...
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and then we'd sneak up here
and surprise the hell out of you.
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Wow, what a good plan.
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'Cause I was awfully mad.
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Yeah. We reallyhad you going.
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Here, Mom.
Open this one first.
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- It's from me.
- Well, thank you, honey.
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Oh, a map of Wisconsin.
154
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Oh, well,
thank you.
155
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And, Mom, I got you
these balloons too.
156
00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:27,923
"Knock out the knock-knocks
at Schiffy's Gas-N-Go."
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Huh.
158
00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:32,804
Wait, Kitty,
there's more!
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A funnel.
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'Cause I know how much
you like to pour things.
161
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Well, um, either these gifts
are really thoughtful...
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or you bought a bunch of crap
at the gas station!
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00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:07,567
- What?
- Oh, admit it, Red Forman. You forgot my birthday.
164
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Quick, Dad, give her the lighter.
165
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,328
Look, Kitty, I'm sorry.
166
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But it's just...
167
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Well, marking the calendar
is your responsibility.
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Oh.
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Dad, no.
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Ah, good morning, sunshine.
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So, what's for breakfast?
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A funnel.
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Ow.
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What the heck makes Jackie think
I'm her girlfriend?
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All I did was pick out
a few of her outfits...
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paint her nails
and give her a facial.
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Gee, I don't know, Denise.
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Um, guys, can we go inside?
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I'm freezing
my choo-choos off.
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No way.
I'm not going in there.
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I forgot my mom's birthday.
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Really? 'Cause I remembered
your mom's birthday.
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- If you remembered, why didn't you tell me?
- How would that be funny?
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I don't ever have to worry
about forgetting Caroline's birthday.
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She wrote it on my arm
with permanent marker.
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- Isn't she sweet?
- More like psycho.
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What are you doing
calling my girlfriend psycho?
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I'm sorry, Fez,
did I say psycho?
189
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I meant nut bag,
head case, wackadoo.
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She chokes herself, man.
191
00:12:45,238 --> 00:12:47,758
Well, Hyde, maybe...
maybe you should...
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maybe you should
choke yourself!
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Good day.
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- Fez...
- I said good day!
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Man, what fun is it
being a girlfriend...
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if you don't even have
your own boobs to play with?
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00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:14,481
So what, Kelso?
So you're her girlfriend.
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What could possibly be
so bad about that?
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I-I'll tell you
what could be so bad.
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Oh, Michael, this is
the happiest day of my life.
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Thank you so much
for being my maid of honor.
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That's what girlfriends do.
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I'm just honored you asked me.
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Yeah, but...
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you know, on the flip side, try to think
about your life without Jackie at all.
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Wow. That's even worse.
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00:14:22,288 --> 00:14:25,409
Hey, girlfriends sometimes
make out together, right?
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00:14:27,769 --> 00:14:32,289
Yeah, usually right after
long, sweaty pillow fights.
209
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,969
Yeah, man, it happens
all the time.
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All right!
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Hey, Mrs. Forman.
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- Is Eric home?
- Eric?
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Oh, you mean my son,
the map giver.
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I don't know,
and I don't care.
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- Mrs. Forman, are you okay?
- Oh, I am just freakin' fine!
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What happened?
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Well, you know
I love my family.
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It's just sometimes I want to
get in the car and run 'em all over.
219
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They forgot my birthday.
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I'm gonna go kick Eric's ass right now!
221
00:15:18,775 --> 00:15:21,375
No. I mean, it's one thing
when they don't notice...
222
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when I get my hair done differently...
which they don't...
223
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but this is my birthday.
224
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Oh, I don't know.
Maybe I expect too much.
225
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No, Mrs. Forman,
you have every right to be mad.
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In fact, you should be madder.
You're, like, the best mom in the world.
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Yeah!
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Thank you, Donna.
229
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I just wish my own family
would say that once in a while.
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Oh, sweetie, that's not
your breakfast, is it?
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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Why don't you just let me
make you some nice waffles instead?
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Oh, cool.
I love frozen waffles.
234
00:16:00,099 --> 00:16:03,499
Oh, honey.
No, no, no, no.
235
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I make my waffles
from scratch.
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Those bastards!
237
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,781
Now, would you
look at her boobs?
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I am.
239
00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:20,542
And it's...
it's disgusting.
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I mean, what is she thinking,
packing in those sweet melons like that?
241
00:16:25,582 --> 00:16:27,462
I can't even
look away.
242
00:16:29,502 --> 00:16:32,742
You know, Michael, I have to say, I'm
really enjoying our new friendship together.
243
00:16:32,822 --> 00:16:35,142
- I love spending time with you.
- Me too.
244
00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:37,623
Do you wanna go to your house
and have a nice, sweaty pillow fight?
245
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:39,543
Okay.
246
00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:50,504
- Hello, Caroline.
- Oh, hi, Fez.
247
00:16:50,584 --> 00:16:53,025
So, hey, listen,
just, uh... just curious...
248
00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:54,945
um...
249
00:16:56,305 --> 00:16:58,625
do you sometimes
choke yourself?
250
00:16:58,665 --> 00:17:03,546
Yeah. But I only do it because
I love you more than anything in the world.
251
00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:07,026
Okay, I'm good
with that.
252
00:17:07,106 --> 00:17:09,027
I'll get you
a soda, lover.
253
00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:11,107
Don't forget to breathe
while I'm gone.
254
00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:16,747
Hey, so how's it going
with "Mental Mary"?
255
00:17:18,228 --> 00:17:20,108
I owe you
an apology, Hyde.
256
00:17:20,147 --> 00:17:22,388
She is crazy.
257
00:17:22,468 --> 00:17:24,588
But she's crazy for me.
258
00:17:35,509 --> 00:17:38,350
Yeah. Oh!
Here she comes.
259
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:57,391
Oh, my God.
She didn't even look at us.
260
00:17:57,472 --> 00:18:00,472
I don't think I've ever
seen Mom so mad. Have you?
261
00:18:00,552 --> 00:18:03,112
- Not since she stopped drinking.
- What?
262
00:18:05,712 --> 00:18:07,673
Nothing.
263
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:11,353
Look, obviously your mother's
very upset about something.
264
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:14,313
And desperate times
call for desperate measures.
265
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,274
For the last 10 years...
266
00:18:16,314 --> 00:18:18,874
she's been asking us
to do something...
267
00:18:18,954 --> 00:18:21,474
and every time we say no.
268
00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:25,434
Because what she wants
is the most horrible thing in the world.
269
00:18:27,955 --> 00:18:30,035
I won't do it.
270
00:18:31,516 --> 00:18:33,596
Oh, you will do it.
271
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:37,196
And you will like it!
272
00:18:37,276 --> 00:18:40,276
Need a partner
Turn the partner by the right hand round
273
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:47,157
I can't believe
we're finally square dancing.
274
00:18:47,237 --> 00:18:49,878
Oh, this is so much fun.
275
00:18:58,719 --> 00:19:00,919
It looks like
"Hee-Haw" puked in here.
276
00:19:01,919 --> 00:19:04,079
Come on, honey,
let's dance.
277
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,280
Oh, my God.
This is awful.
278
00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:11,840
She made me waffles.
Now promenade, you son of a bitch!
279
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,361
Bow to your partner
corners, all
280
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,120
Circle to the left
go around that hall
281
00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:20,920
Circle to the left
all around you go
282
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:22,561
When you're there and then
283
00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:24,281
Do an allemande leftwith the corner maid
284
00:19:24,361 --> 00:19:26,202
Do-si-do with
a partner there
285
00:19:26,281 --> 00:19:27,961
Then start by the left
in the middle
286
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,962
Go all the way around and then pick
up your partner with an arm around
287
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,242
Start a promenadeand go around that town
288
00:19:33,322 --> 00:19:35,643
Then when you're there, ladiesyou backtrack
289
00:19:35,722 --> 00:19:37,203
Go the other way around
290
00:19:37,283 --> 00:19:39,482
Meet a partnerTurn the partner by the right hand round
291
00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:41,443
And back to the corner
for an allemande left
292
00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:43,443
Buck right in
for right and left grand
293
00:19:43,523 --> 00:19:45,884
Whoo-hee
294
00:19:47,804 --> 00:19:51,564
So, Mom, we found this present
we just had to get you.
295
00:19:51,644 --> 00:19:53,644
So, happy birthday.
296
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:57,725
Ohh. I thought square dance night
was my present.
297
00:19:57,804 --> 00:20:01,885
It is. But we really
messed up this year.
298
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:04,645
- Well, we're sorry.
- Ohh.
299
00:20:10,846 --> 00:20:12,806
"World's Darn Tootin'est Mom."
300
00:20:15,326 --> 00:20:17,206
Do you really think so?
301
00:20:17,246 --> 00:20:19,087
You're darn tootin'.
302
00:20:24,247 --> 00:20:26,688
Okay. Well...
303
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,848
I think I've had
enough do-si-dos for one night.
304
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,648
So, what do you say
we all go home and have hot fudge sundaes?
305
00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:34,449
- Oh, yes.
- Thank God.
306
00:20:34,528 --> 00:20:36,769
Bastards.
307
00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:42,269
- Valentine's Day.
- Check.
308
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,270
- Anniversary.
- Check.
309
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:48,711
- Mother's Day.
- Check.
310
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,431
Well, I think
we got 'em all.
311
00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:54,831
Uh, Dad, we forgot
her birthday again.
312
00:20:54,911 --> 00:20:58,231
Damn it, Eric,
pay attention!
313
00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:02,031
Valentine's Day.
314
00:21:02,112 --> 00:21:04,192
Check.
315
00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:07,392
- Anniversary.
- Check.
316
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,312
- Mother's Day.
- Check.
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