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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,185 --> 00:00:10,906 - Oh! - Oh! That's 16 for me and Hyde... 2 00:00:10,946 --> 00:00:13,707 and four for the losers! 3 00:00:13,787 --> 00:00:16,869 You guys ought to get a mascot... a big, green, furry loser! 4 00:00:18,029 --> 00:00:21,870 That's... That's not even a thing. 5 00:00:21,951 --> 00:00:25,911 Come on. Take it to the hoop. Or maybe you're afraid, 'cause you know I'm gonna slap it down. 6 00:00:25,952 --> 00:00:29,353 Oh, yeah? Well... Yeah? 7 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:31,594 You tell her, Eric! 8 00:00:32,794 --> 00:00:34,715 Ooh! 9 00:00:36,356 --> 00:00:39,156 Oh! How can he stand the embarrassment? 10 00:00:40,677 --> 00:00:43,518 She told you what she was gonna do. You gotta listen, man. 11 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:50,280 Eric, why don't you just give me the two points? Save yourself the humiliation. 12 00:00:50,361 --> 00:00:53,922 Well, why don't you just save yourself the two points, and then the humiliation... 13 00:00:53,962 --> 00:00:55,883 will... be... 14 00:00:57,243 --> 00:00:59,124 J... Whatever! Come on! 15 00:00:59,204 --> 00:01:01,965 Oh, I'm comin', and there's nothin' you can do to stop me. 16 00:01:07,127 --> 00:01:09,247 Eric! 17 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:15,090 Oh, my God! Donna's wearing granny panties! 18 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:17,450 Nice panties, Granny! 19 00:01:20,171 --> 00:01:24,253 Oh, come on. You have to admit, that was some killer "D." 20 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,374 Oh, no. 21 00:02:02,507 --> 00:02:05,828 Okay, Fez, I got you some Valentine conversation hearts. 22 00:02:05,909 --> 00:02:08,389 Oh, thank you, Caroline. 23 00:02:10,791 --> 00:02:12,911 "Be mine." Okay. 24 00:02:15,872 --> 00:02:18,673 "Sweetheart." It really is. 25 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:23,716 "Kiss me." Well, I'm not about to argue with candy. 26 00:02:25,676 --> 00:02:29,837 Fez, is there one in there that says, "Get a room"? 27 00:02:31,078 --> 00:02:35,439 No, but here's one that says, "Kiss my brown ass." 28 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,521 Sorry you had to hear that, Caroline. 29 00:02:40,601 --> 00:02:43,403 It's okay. She asked for it. 30 00:02:43,482 --> 00:02:46,164 Ooh, I gotta get going. 31 00:02:46,203 --> 00:02:48,724 - I'll see you tonight. - Yeah. 32 00:02:50,765 --> 00:02:52,686 Well, well, well. 33 00:02:52,766 --> 00:02:55,127 Look who has a lady. 34 00:02:56,647 --> 00:02:59,409 And to think, I was about to settle for you. 35 00:03:01,489 --> 00:03:03,729 Talk about dodging a bullet. 36 00:03:06,571 --> 00:03:08,492 Hey, hey. 37 00:03:08,572 --> 00:03:10,772 Check out this article in Boys' Life. 38 00:03:10,853 --> 00:03:13,054 "The Square Knot: Not Just For Squares"? 39 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:16,254 No, this one, about being an astronaut. 40 00:03:16,294 --> 00:03:19,056 I think I'm gonna do that. 41 00:03:19,136 --> 00:03:22,017 Michael, I think there's a prerequisite for being an astronaut. 42 00:03:22,057 --> 00:03:24,138 You have to be not dumb. 43 00:03:25,418 --> 00:03:27,619 Uh-uh. 44 00:03:27,699 --> 00:03:31,140 If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me. 45 00:03:32,181 --> 00:03:34,501 I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart. 46 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:36,622 All right. Fine, fine. Make fun. 47 00:03:36,702 --> 00:03:39,703 But when you see my shoe prints on the moon, what are you gonna say then? 48 00:03:39,783 --> 00:03:43,064 Probably, "Hey, some monkey's wearing Kelso's shoes!" 49 00:03:44,144 --> 00:03:46,026 Hey, hey, astro-chimp. 50 00:03:46,105 --> 00:03:48,907 When you come back down to Earth, if your parachute doesn't work... 51 00:03:48,947 --> 00:03:51,908 you could always use Donna's monstrous panties. 52 00:03:51,988 --> 00:03:55,749 Hey, hey, hey, you guys. None of that when Donna gets here, okay? 53 00:03:55,829 --> 00:03:58,150 I don't need her mad at me on Valentine's Day. 54 00:03:58,230 --> 00:04:00,191 All right, Forman, relax. 55 00:04:00,271 --> 00:04:02,671 Wearing granny panties is a very sensitive issue... 56 00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:06,073 that I don't find funny, and I refuse to exploit. 57 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,114 Good. 58 00:04:09,675 --> 00:04:12,515 Hey, everybody, look. It's Granny Panties! 59 00:04:12,596 --> 00:04:14,876 - Hyde! - Wha... Oh, sorry, man. 60 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:16,957 It's in my nature to burn. 61 00:04:17,037 --> 00:04:20,918 Granny Panties understands. Don't you, Granny Panties? 62 00:04:20,998 --> 00:04:25,400 Okay, look. I didn't have anything else to wear. It was laundry day. 63 00:04:25,481 --> 00:04:28,561 I didn't know they made a washing machine big enough for those panties. 64 00:04:28,641 --> 00:04:32,603 Hey! Hey, you guys can all just shut up, okay? 65 00:04:32,643 --> 00:04:35,964 So she wears big panties. So what? 66 00:04:36,044 --> 00:04:41,285 Donna, look, I am... really, really, really sorry. 67 00:04:41,326 --> 00:04:43,927 Eric, I'm fine. Let's just forget about it. 68 00:04:44,007 --> 00:04:49,128 Really? 'Cause when I saw your sweats around your ankles, I thought I was dead. 69 00:04:49,209 --> 00:04:52,650 - Eric, I said, I'm fine. - Oh, my God. 70 00:04:52,730 --> 00:04:55,931 Oh, my God. You are so cool. 71 00:04:56,011 --> 00:05:00,412 - You... I... You are seriously, like, the coolest girl ever. - Wow. 72 00:05:00,493 --> 00:05:02,974 Chicks must really dig astronauts, 'cause it says here... 73 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:05,494 that astronauts get all the Tang they want. 74 00:05:14,098 --> 00:05:17,180 Oh, Donna is gonna love you making dinner for her. 75 00:05:17,259 --> 00:05:20,060 There's nothing sexier than a man who cooks. 76 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:23,701 Unless that man is Burt Reynolds. Then I don't give a darn what he's doing. 77 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,062 He's just sexy! 78 00:05:29,624 --> 00:05:32,505 Ooh-hoo, Mom has a thing for the Bandit. 79 00:05:32,585 --> 00:05:35,826 Ten-four. Go set the table. 80 00:05:38,307 --> 00:05:40,508 Oh, no, no, honey, use the special china. 81 00:05:40,588 --> 00:05:43,869 You don't want to mess up a good thing with everyday dishes. 82 00:05:43,909 --> 00:05:47,231 Okay, but, Mom, it's not like I can mess this up. 83 00:05:47,270 --> 00:05:49,631 I mean, Donna is cool no matter what I do. 84 00:05:49,671 --> 00:05:52,992 Like, earlier, I pulled down her pants in front of everyone in the driveway... 85 00:05:53,073 --> 00:05:55,994 - and she just stood there... - You did what? 86 00:05:56,073 --> 00:05:59,875 No, it was cool. She just... She said she was fine. 87 00:06:03,236 --> 00:06:08,078 - Oh. Then I guess she's fine. - Yeah, 'cause she said she was fine. 88 00:06:08,158 --> 00:06:11,919 Yeah, she wouldn't say she was fine unless she was fine. Would she? 89 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,641 - What are you talking about? - What do you think I'm talking about? 90 00:06:15,721 --> 00:06:17,921 I don't know. Why are you doing this to me? 91 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:20,363 - Doing what? - I don't know! 92 00:06:20,442 --> 00:06:24,764 - Well, all I meant was, have a happy Valentine's Day. - Oh. 93 00:06:26,925 --> 00:06:28,886 Oh, okay. Thanks. 94 00:06:31,327 --> 00:06:33,407 Although I doubt you will. 95 00:06:33,487 --> 00:06:35,368 Stop it! 96 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:42,490 Hello, Michael. 97 00:06:42,571 --> 00:06:45,572 Hi, Mrs. Forman. Is Laurie home? I got a little surprise for her. 98 00:06:45,652 --> 00:06:51,174 Oh, you brought her flowers. Isn't that just... a waste of money. 99 00:06:51,253 --> 00:06:53,135 No... 100 00:06:53,214 --> 00:06:55,175 she deserves them. 101 00:06:55,255 --> 00:06:58,377 I mean, not many people get me, you know? I'm a complicated guy. 102 00:06:58,456 --> 00:07:00,617 So when everyone starts in on me... 103 00:07:00,697 --> 00:07:03,778 I just like to be with my girlfriend, 'cause she's nice to me. 104 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:09,260 - Who are we talking about? - Laurie. 105 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:12,862 - Laurie Forman? - Yeah, so I just want to tell her... 106 00:07:12,942 --> 00:07:16,863 that I'm happy we're together on this, our nation's day of love. 107 00:07:16,944 --> 00:07:21,185 Oh, well, how patriotic of you, Michael. 108 00:07:21,265 --> 00:07:24,706 Yeah. I wanna be an astronaut. 109 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:31,869 Oh. Well, I... I think you'd make a fine spaceman. 110 00:07:32,829 --> 00:07:35,590 Thanks. 111 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:42,833 You know, I gotta say, I think Laurie gets a lot of her sweetness from you. 112 00:07:43,953 --> 00:07:45,874 Laurie Forman? 113 00:07:54,798 --> 00:07:56,678 Bye, Laurie. 114 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:59,720 Hey, man, what the hell are you doing? 115 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:02,080 What? Oh, yeah. 116 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:05,481 I should, uh, probably go out through the window. 117 00:08:16,085 --> 00:08:19,007 Oh, would you look at this? 118 00:08:19,086 --> 00:08:21,967 Ooh, a nice, romantic dinner for two. Donna's gonna love it. 119 00:08:22,007 --> 00:08:24,448 Why, is she bringing a date? 120 00:08:24,528 --> 00:08:28,690 - Red! - I'm sorry, but that's funny. 121 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,731 - Hey, Mr. And Mrs. Forman. - Oh, my. 122 00:08:33,812 --> 00:08:37,413 Look at this vision of lovely. 123 00:08:37,493 --> 00:08:42,215 Oh, this is just like when you two were little, and you... you used to eat pretend supper. 124 00:08:42,295 --> 00:08:47,097 Only now it won't end up with Donna sitting on Eric's head. 125 00:08:49,778 --> 00:08:51,698 Oh. 126 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:55,660 Oh, Red, let's go. 127 00:08:55,739 --> 00:08:59,341 - Kitty, that was just awful. - I know. Keep walking. 128 00:09:01,102 --> 00:09:03,823 Wow, I was... afraid that was gonna be awkward. 129 00:09:03,903 --> 00:09:07,504 Yeah. Eric, this looks so great. 130 00:09:07,584 --> 00:09:10,865 Yep. Shaked, baked and maked especially for you. 131 00:09:10,945 --> 00:09:15,627 And this here is a little somethin' I like to call... "a little somethin'." 132 00:09:15,707 --> 00:09:18,308 You got me a present? That's so sweet. 133 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:22,710 I didn't get you anything, and you got me... panties? 134 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:24,711 What the hell? 135 00:09:24,751 --> 00:09:27,632 Yeah, panties! 136 00:09:29,712 --> 00:09:31,633 - Get it? - No. 137 00:09:31,713 --> 00:09:33,714 To replace your ugly ones. 138 00:09:33,793 --> 00:09:37,795 Eric, when I said I didn't get it, I meant I didn't like it. 139 00:09:39,156 --> 00:09:41,677 No, see, you forgave me earlier... 140 00:09:41,757 --> 00:09:47,319 and... I figured if I brought it up, we could just, you know, share a laugh. 141 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,161 Your turn. 142 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:57,123 You know what? You're the one who doesn't get it. 143 00:10:02,605 --> 00:10:05,605 - Well, maybe you should explain it to me. - I heard that! 144 00:10:07,966 --> 00:10:10,248 This is the worst Valentine's Day ever. 145 00:10:12,969 --> 00:10:15,569 It's Donna's fault. Okay? 146 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,770 I didn't make her wear that big, goofy underwear. 147 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:20,251 I'm sorry, but if you're hanging out with this crowd... 148 00:10:20,331 --> 00:10:22,932 you gotta know that eventually your pants are gettin' pulled down. 149 00:10:23,012 --> 00:10:25,413 Am I right? 150 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:29,254 I am so glad I did not pull down Caroline's pants. 151 00:10:29,335 --> 00:10:32,056 I mean, if she asked me to, I would... 152 00:10:32,135 --> 00:10:34,216 because I respect her wishes. 153 00:10:36,057 --> 00:10:38,098 And, also, I am so horny. 154 00:10:39,498 --> 00:10:43,459 Forman, when I told you it'd be funny to give Donna panties... 155 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:46,380 I meant it'd be funny to me. 156 00:10:46,461 --> 00:10:48,341 And it was. 157 00:10:49,422 --> 00:10:51,743 This is what happened to my heart... 158 00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:54,264 when I found out Laurie was cheating on me. 159 00:11:00,146 --> 00:11:02,066 It's lemon. 160 00:11:03,427 --> 00:11:05,788 I mean, how could she do this? 161 00:11:05,828 --> 00:11:07,708 I really thought we had somethin'. 162 00:11:09,149 --> 00:11:11,349 Probably the same way you did it to Jackie. 163 00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:14,151 Only this time it's even funnier, 'cause it's you. 164 00:11:14,231 --> 00:11:17,192 This is a good day. 165 00:11:17,272 --> 00:11:21,513 Tonight, I am going to ask Caroline to go steady with me... 166 00:11:21,553 --> 00:11:25,475 because that is the last step before you can do it, right? 167 00:11:25,515 --> 00:11:27,756 Oh, how I want to do it. 168 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:33,478 I am so horny. 169 00:11:33,558 --> 00:11:37,960 So Michael cheated on me with Laurie, and Laurie cheated on him. 170 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,881 Hmm! There is a God, and he's on my side. 171 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:45,083 Well, I'm glad you're happy. My boyfriend's a giant baby. 172 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:48,724 "Ooh, underwear is so funny. Poo-poo, pee-pee, caca." 173 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,086 You know what'll make you feel better? 174 00:11:53,165 --> 00:11:55,406 Let's go make mean jokes at Michael's expense. 175 00:11:55,446 --> 00:11:57,567 How will that make me feel better? 176 00:11:57,647 --> 00:12:00,848 'Cause then I'll feel better, and I can cheer you up. 177 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:05,170 On what planet did Eric think it was okay to pull down my pants? 178 00:12:05,209 --> 00:12:10,331 There are some things that are private, Jackie... for instance, everything under my pants. 179 00:12:10,412 --> 00:12:13,012 I agree. Keep it to yourself. 180 00:12:13,093 --> 00:12:17,174 Why doesn't Eric understand that when I said, "I'm fine," I meant, I will be fine... 181 00:12:17,254 --> 00:12:22,496 so long as he kisses my ass for two weeks until I'm actually fine? 182 00:12:22,536 --> 00:12:24,696 He's, like, brain damaged. 183 00:12:24,737 --> 00:12:28,658 Look, he's just not a good boyfriend. 184 00:12:28,739 --> 00:12:33,100 You should dump him, and then we can move to Dallas and be weathergirls. 185 00:12:36,101 --> 00:12:39,262 - So, how was your night? - He blew it. 186 00:12:41,983 --> 00:12:44,344 Well, what a surprise. 187 00:12:44,424 --> 00:12:47,625 - Wait, you're saying that like it's not a surprise. - Okay then. 188 00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:54,748 You know, Son, there's a time and a place... 189 00:12:54,828 --> 00:12:57,189 to pull down a lady's pants. 190 00:12:58,830 --> 00:13:02,631 And a pickup game in our driveway is not one of 'em. 191 00:13:02,711 --> 00:13:04,792 Look, Dad, I know it was dumb... 192 00:13:04,872 --> 00:13:09,633 but Donna said it was fine, and... apparently it wasn't fine. 193 00:13:09,714 --> 00:13:14,675 Sit down. Eric... 194 00:13:14,755 --> 00:13:17,836 there's a pair of shoes up in your mom's closet. 195 00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:21,358 And one day, I accidently stepped on one of them and scuffed it. 196 00:13:21,398 --> 00:13:24,879 "Don't worry," your mom said. "Everything's fine." 197 00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:28,200 But every now and then, she takes them out of the closet... 198 00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:31,121 and she puts them on, and she does this. 199 00:13:33,002 --> 00:13:34,923 "Ohh." 200 00:13:36,444 --> 00:13:39,605 Then she takes them off and puts them back in her closet. 201 00:13:40,725 --> 00:13:44,526 Eric, this has been going on for 14 years. 202 00:13:46,207 --> 00:13:48,728 So why doesn't she just get new shoes? 203 00:13:50,889 --> 00:13:52,809 Oh, Eric... 204 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:55,530 you are so young. 205 00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:57,811 You see, women are... 206 00:13:57,891 --> 00:14:01,053 What's the word I'm looking for here? Crazy. 207 00:14:03,653 --> 00:14:06,535 Oh. So, overall, you and Mom are okay. 208 00:14:06,614 --> 00:14:08,975 So Donna and me, we'll be okay, right? 209 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:13,017 No. I scuffed your mom's shoe. 210 00:14:13,097 --> 00:14:16,859 I didn't pull her pants down in front of God and the foreign kid. 211 00:14:16,938 --> 00:14:19,739 So, what are you saying? I'm screwed with Donna? 212 00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:23,421 Hey, if it makes you feel any better... 213 00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:26,542 I'm surprised you lasted this long. 214 00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:46,269 - I like popcorn. Do you like popcorn? - Yes. 215 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:50,831 - I like candy. Do you like candy? - Yes. 216 00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:53,872 I like soda. Would you like to go steady with me? 217 00:14:53,912 --> 00:14:57,353 - Oh, yes, Fez! - I think I might have tricked you. 218 00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:00,994 You do know we are going steady, right? 219 00:15:01,075 --> 00:15:03,476 Yes! 220 00:15:03,555 --> 00:15:06,676 - What a magical night. - Yes. 221 00:15:06,757 --> 00:15:09,318 I dreamed of this since the moment we met. 222 00:15:09,397 --> 00:15:11,479 Me too. 223 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:18,641 You know, this is my favorite movie of all time. I've seen it, like, 16 times. 224 00:15:18,721 --> 00:15:22,722 That woman keeps calling Clint Eastwood and asking him to play "Misty" for her. 225 00:15:22,803 --> 00:15:24,723 Isn't it romantic? 226 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:32,646 Romantic? But she is following him and bothering him and threatening him. 227 00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:36,727 Yeah, that's what I mean. If she can't have him, nobody can. 228 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,809 Okay then. 229 00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:45,491 Oh, you're so cute. I love being your girlfriend. 230 00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:49,133 If you ever left me, I'd kill you. 231 00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:03,097 O... Okay then. 232 00:16:07,739 --> 00:16:09,820 What's up with Eric's head anyway? 233 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:13,861 It's completely out of proportion to that skinny body. 234 00:16:13,942 --> 00:16:15,982 He looks like a Blow Pop. 235 00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:24,345 You know, I bet Michael's gonna want me to feel sorry for him. 236 00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:27,187 But I'm gonna be all, like... 237 00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:31,108 "Aww. Bite it, Casanova!" 238 00:16:33,148 --> 00:16:37,230 - Hey, Jackie, Donna. - Hey, Michael. I heard what happened. 239 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:42,472 - Yeah. Me and Laurie are done. - Doesn't Eric look like a Blow Pop? 240 00:16:42,552 --> 00:16:45,914 - Uh, yeah, I guess. - Yeah. 241 00:16:45,993 --> 00:16:50,515 Uh, listen, uh, Jackie, can we go somewhere and talk? 242 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:54,837 No! Look, anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of Donna. 243 00:16:57,798 --> 00:17:00,159 Well, okay. 244 00:17:00,199 --> 00:17:02,799 Uh, listen... 245 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,601 what happened with me and Laurie got me thinking. 246 00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:09,402 And what she did was really a betrayal... 247 00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:12,003 and it hurt so much. 248 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:15,164 So you want me to feel sorry for you. 249 00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:18,565 - No, don't feel sorry for me. - Wait, what? 250 00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:21,486 No, I deserve this. After what I did to you? 251 00:17:21,526 --> 00:17:25,207 I don't know if you've made the connection, but there are a lot of similarities... 252 00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:29,169 between what Laurie did to me and what I did to you. 253 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:32,850 Except... you and I were really in love... 254 00:17:33,811 --> 00:17:35,731 and you trusted me. 255 00:17:37,052 --> 00:17:40,213 Jackie, I let you down, and I'm sorry. 256 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:45,775 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you just saying this stuff so I'll give you Valentine sex? 257 00:17:47,336 --> 00:17:49,617 'Cause this is a holy day, Michael... 258 00:17:49,657 --> 00:17:52,178 and you should be ashamed of yourself. 259 00:17:52,258 --> 00:17:54,379 No. 260 00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:57,740 I just said what I wanted to say, and... 261 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:01,141 I don't blame you if you never want to speak to me again. 262 00:18:02,101 --> 00:18:04,783 That's it. Good-bye. 263 00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:12,746 Jackie, are you okay? 264 00:18:13,785 --> 00:18:16,867 Sure. Great. 265 00:18:16,947 --> 00:18:21,709 I'm just... sitting here alone on Valentine's Day. 266 00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:25,950 - Hey, I'm here. - Yeah, why are you here? 267 00:18:26,031 --> 00:18:28,071 You should be with the one you love. 268 00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:30,072 And you love Eric... 269 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,793 for some reason. 270 00:18:32,873 --> 00:18:35,874 Shut up. There's a lot of reasons. 271 00:18:36,874 --> 00:18:39,595 He's not a Blow Pop. 272 00:18:39,676 --> 00:18:41,596 He's a sweetie pie. 273 00:18:43,157 --> 00:18:45,318 Then you should be with him. 274 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:49,759 Look, take it from someone who has loved and lost. 275 00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:54,560 Whatever he did isn't worth being alone on this holiest of days. 276 00:18:56,121 --> 00:18:59,563 Jackie, are you actually thinking about me instead of yourself? 277 00:19:01,403 --> 00:19:04,204 Yeah! God, I've had way too much sugar! 278 00:19:09,046 --> 00:19:11,567 Look, Eric, we need to talk. 279 00:19:11,607 --> 00:19:14,048 Before, I told you everything was fine when it wasn't. 280 00:19:14,128 --> 00:19:18,890 So, I'm sorry for not letting you know what a colossally insensitive bonehead you are. 281 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,012 Oh, apology accepted. 282 00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:27,973 That's... very big of you. 283 00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:29,934 No, I'm serious. 284 00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:32,254 So from now on when you piss me off... 285 00:19:32,335 --> 00:19:35,936 I will do you the courtesy of blowing up in your face. 286 00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:39,497 Oh, Donna, that's all I ask. 287 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:43,138 And as for my part, I've realized that somewhere along the way we crossed a line... 288 00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:47,260 where... pulling down your pants in public is really no longer that funny. 289 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,501 And I suppose that point came when... 290 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:54,303 - you started letting me pull them down in private. - Exactly. 291 00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:57,024 So... 292 00:19:57,104 --> 00:19:59,024 are we good? 293 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,146 Yeah. No. 294 00:20:03,146 --> 00:20:06,107 - Are we good now? - Gettin' there. 295 00:20:11,469 --> 00:20:14,151 - Just... Come on. Let me put my pants on. - Nope. 296 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:18,471 But... it's really cold. And... 297 00:20:18,512 --> 00:20:22,313 You know, I'm freezing off parts of my body that I know you've expressed appreciation for. 298 00:20:26,555 --> 00:20:30,156 Eric, for God's sakes, no one wants to see that. 299 00:20:32,277 --> 00:20:34,277 Yeah, now we're good. 300 00:20:58,286 --> 00:21:00,807 Ohh. 301 00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:04,049 - Something wrong, honey? - No. 302 00:21:04,128 --> 00:21:06,489 Everything's fine. 24486

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