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Well...
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Okay. Now that we're all in the van...
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and you guys
can't change your mind...
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I just want you to know
that we're not exactly...
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on the way to my uncle's
fabulous cabin in the woods.
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It's really more of an ice shack.
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Did you say ice shack?
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Hmm? Yeah.
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Oh, and, uh, the hot tub...
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It's really more
of a garbage can.
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Oh, but it's also
the bathroom, so...
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- Kelso, turn this van around!
- No, Donna, wait.
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Is there beer?
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Tons. Hey, and we don't even
need a refrigerator...
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'cause it's so freakin' cold.
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- Paradise.
- Yeah.
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Oh, and, uh,
before we pick up Jackie...
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I just want to make sure everybody knows
what this trip is about.
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The fabulous hot-tub toilet?
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No. Eric, tell her
about my master plan.
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Oh. Yeah. See, Kelso, when you start
a sentence with the words "master plan,"
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I just kind of know it's gonna be stupid,
so I just naturally tune out.
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Okay, well, my master plan is...
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Eric! Pay attention!
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This is about
a romantic double date.
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It's you and Donna
and me and Jackie.
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Kelso, you do know you're not
actually dating Jackie, right?
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That's why
it's a secret double date.
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See, I told Jackie that
the whole gang was coming...
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but then, I didn't invite Hyde,
especially not Fez.
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He's all over Jackie.
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Look. I'm not doing this.
Turn this van around!
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No! I need you guys.
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See, if you're there...
You guys are, like, the perfect couple.
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And... And if you're there...
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then, I can just copy all the sissy,
loser things that Eric does for you.
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I really do enjoy
your sissy, loser things.
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Yeah, like when I had first dibs
on that seat, but I took the hump.
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It's a small price to pay
to keep my lady happy.
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Exactly. I want to be that dork.
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Hmm.
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- Kelso, why are you speeding up?
- I gotta beat this light.
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- Why?
- I just... I gotta!
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Damn it!
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What are you doing?
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I've been chasing you
for six blocks.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
I didn't see you.
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Yeah, nice try. I know
all about your master plan.
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Now, drive,
you sneaky son of a bitch.
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You brought me to an outhouse?
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Actually, Jackie...
That's the outhouse.
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No! No, it's an ice shack,
for fishing.
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I... This is gonna be a blast.
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I me... It is so beautiful out here.
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Plus, I brought lotion.
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Ooh, it's kinda cold.
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Here, take my jacket.
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I love you.
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God, we are such
the... perfect couple.
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I'm cold too.
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Well, damn, Jackie.
I can't control the weather!
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Here, Jackie, take my coat.
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Ohh, thanks, Fez.
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So, sweetie,
what do you want to do?
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- Whatever you want to do, honey.
- I want to go inside.
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- That's what I want to do too.
- Oh, my God! Let's go.
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Hey, what the hell was
that jacket business, man?
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Uh, you're making me look bad.
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Look, Kelso, you are
my good, good friend...
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but I will stop at nothing
to win Jackie...
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and if you're in my way,
I will destroy you.
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This is nice,
you coming home for lunch.
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Yeah.
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Good afternoon, sunshine.
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So, what have yougot planned for today?
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Same as every day. Lie on the couch,
do my nails, avoid talking to you.
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It's not going that well, so far.
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Red, that girl does nothing
but party all night and sleep all day.
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She's gonna end up
like Aunt Martha.
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Remember the beer gut on her?
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She's not gonna end up
like Fat Martha.
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Poor woman got so large
she couldn't play putt-putt.
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Geez, don't remind me.
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That par two was the longest
three hours of my life.
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Red, your daughter is drifting.
So what are you gonna do?
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I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna start eating
my lunch at the office.
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Leo, man, glad you're here.
I've been really busy.
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Oh, yeah? I guess my "buy one, get one free"
flyer is really bringing in the business.
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That's 'cause you forgot
the "buy one" part.
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Oh, no.
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Well, good thing
we're closing early, man...
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'cause I need you to give me a ride
over to my Cousin Larry's.
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- I don't have a car, man.
- You can drive mine, man.
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- I can't drive since my license got suspended.
- Why? What'd you do?
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Well, I dropped it
in some soda, you know?
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And it just hung there,
suspended.
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And then when I was looking at it,
I ran a red light.
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Boy, ice fishing's fun.
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I like this place, out here
in the middle of a frozen lake.
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It's cozy,
don't you think, Jackie?
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If by "cozy," you mean
"small and smelly," then, yes!
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Good one, Jackie.
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That's funny.
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Well, she needs a sense of humor
with an unfaithful ex-boyfriend...
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who brings her
to a dump like this.
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Ow.
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- Nice.
- Thank you.
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I mean, Eric would never take
Donna to a place like this.
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Fez, it wouldn't matter
where we were.
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- Just being together makes it fun.
- Aw.
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But I would never bring you
to a place like this...
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because I know that you don't
like such small, smelly places.
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You know me so well.
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Eskimo kiss.
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Too bad Kelso doesn't know
anything about Jackie.
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Whoa. That is not true.
I know everything about her.
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In fact, I'll bet I know more about Jackie
than Eric knows about Donna.
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Whoa, Kelso.
Walk before you run, baby.
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You think you know me,
Michael? Then prove it.
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Oh, I have an idea.
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Let's play
The Newlywed Game.
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Eric and Donna versus
Kelso and Jackie.
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And I will be the impartial judge
who gets Jackie in the end.
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What?
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I mean, uh, good...
good luck to everyone.
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Hey, Leo,
what's in the bag, man?
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How can I put this?
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Let's just say in this bag
are illegal drugs.
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What? Come on, man.
You know I'm on probation!
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Nah, it's cool, man. All you have to do
is just not get pulled over.
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What did I just tell you, man?
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Gentlemen, our ladies have already
written down the answers to their questions.
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First up, Eric.
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Eric, what is Donna'sfavorite pizza topping?
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Pepperoni.
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- Donna?
- Pepperoni!
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- We're such the perfect couple!
- I know!
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Now, Kelso...
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Mushrooms!
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No, no, no, no, no.
That is not your question.
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- And minus two for interrupting the host.
- Oh.
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- Minus two.
- Okay, sorry.
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It's okay. Minus two.
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Now, Kelso, last summer
you "accidently"...
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bounced Jackie off a trampoline.
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When she woke up in the hospital,
what were her first words?
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Oh, uh, you...
"Michael, you idiot."
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Michael, you remembered!
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Wow, he remembered.
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Okay, Eric, according to Donna
what is Donna's last name?
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Pinciotti.
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Oh, my God!
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Yes!
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Correct.
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Now, Kelso...
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Jackie has distant relatives
in the Cook Islands.
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In the early 1900s, what species of turtle
did they save from extinction?
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Take your time.
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Ladderback.
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Michael, you're amazing!
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Oh.
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No, no, no, no.
No hugging!
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I'm sorry, all right?
I forgot.
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That's right, and let's try
to remember that, little lady.
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Well, the score is horribly close.
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I'm very impressed, Michael.
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Yeah, well, I guess you just remember
things about those you care about.
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Oh, please. I'm gonna puke.
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Let's get this nightmare over with.
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Okay, Donna...
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if you could change one thing
about yourself, what would it be?
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Um, well, there's stuff
I'd change...
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but I know Eric,
and he'd say "Nothing."
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No, but, wait.
But that's not the question.
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Wh-Why?
What'd you answer?
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It doesn't matter what I answered,
because you answered wrong and I don't...
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I don't... I don't
want to play anymore.
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"Huge Wile E. Coyote feet"?
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What the hell does that mean?
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It means you have enormous feet.
Jackie...
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Whoa, whoa, Fez.
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Eric, you think
I have enormous feet?
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No. No, no.
You think that.
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Last week, you said you hated your
"huge Wile E. Coyote feet."
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- Eric, I only said that so you'd say they're not big.
- And they're not big.
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I'm sorry, but, dude, that's a lie.
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Oh, my God,
I don't believe this.
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No, Donna, no,
you're looking at this all wrong.
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Big feet make you, like, really stable.
You know?
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Really hard to... knock over.
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Get bent.
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See? I have small feet.
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That's where... Donna?
Are you going somewhere, honey?
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Okay, this is it.
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For all the marbles.
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Jackie.
What was your answer?
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Um, hmm...
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well if I had to change
one thing about me...
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it would have to be that...
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I'm too cute and
all other girls are jealous.
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Kelso?
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Oh, my God, Michael! That's amazing!
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Oh! I...
Oh, my God, I almost...
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Oh, my God.
I gotta go talk to Donna.
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Who would know that you
would win a battle of wits?
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Yeah.
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Turns out that the key
to winning Jackie's heart...
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was in the last place
I thought to look...
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my own brain.
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Donna, I think I'm actually
feeling something for Michael, you know?
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Donna, would you please stop
looking at your feet and listen to me?
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A boyfriend is supposed to tell you the
things you don't like about yourself are fine.
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Like last week, I told Eric
his pecs were getting bigger.
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But I mean, come on.
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If you lie him on his back,
you could fill up his chest with water.
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Maybe I'm just lonely.
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Or I need a sign from, like, God.
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Or, I don't know.
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Maybe I just need someone
to tell me if I'm crazy.
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Jackie, you're crazy.
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Not you, Bigfoot.
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Hi, honey. How was...
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Oh, not over yet.
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No, it's not, Red.
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Go make Laurie
do something with her life.
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I mean it. Now!
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Oh. You know, when a guy
comes home from work...
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he just wants to sit down
and have a nice quiet beer.
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Well, she drank your beer
because she doesn't have a future.
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Fine, Kitty. I'm going!
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Okay, honey. First of all...
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always save
one beer for Daddy.
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Okay.
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Second of all...
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we feel that you need
to get some direction in your life.
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And by "we,"
I mean your mother.
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See, honey.
I'm not really worried.
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'Cause I know you're gonna
find a nice guy and get married.
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- Exactly.
- Right.
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Someone who can take care of you,
who's rich, who's... not Kelso.
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00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,636
And I think this is a plan
that might just work out for you.
243
00:15:18,596 --> 00:15:21,357
Okay.
244
00:15:21,436 --> 00:15:24,958
But, Daddy, I mean, if I wanted to
have a career of my own, I could, right?
245
00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:29,119
Well, sure.
246
00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:33,240
I just don't want you
to set yourself up for...
247
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,281
Like what happened
at the college...
248
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:42,843
I-If you set the bar too high,
the fall might be...
249
00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:49,605
You see, you're just...
so pretty.
250
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,606
Here's five dollars.
251
00:15:59,808 --> 00:16:01,649
Good evening, gentlemen.
252
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,570
Is there a problem, "ossifer?"
253
00:16:09,691 --> 00:16:11,692
Did you just say "ossifer?"
254
00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:14,652
Uh, no sir, I'm sorry.
255
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:16,894
I distinctly heard him
say officer, sir.
256
00:16:16,973 --> 00:16:18,694
Uh-huh.
257
00:16:18,774 --> 00:16:21,934
I pulled you over
because your left brake light is out.
258
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,576
I'm gonna have to
write you up a warning.
259
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:27,937
Close one, man.
260
00:16:28,016 --> 00:16:31,018
I thought for sure he was gonna ask
what's in the bag.
261
00:16:31,977 --> 00:16:34,219
I'm still right here.
262
00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:36,779
Uh-oh.
263
00:16:48,183 --> 00:16:51,183
- Dog food?
- We were framed!
264
00:16:54,504 --> 00:16:58,386
I mean...
Of course it's dog food.
265
00:16:58,465 --> 00:17:00,946
What'd you think it was? Illegal drugs?
266
00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:05,787
All right, weirdos.
267
00:17:05,868 --> 00:17:07,708
Drive safe.
268
00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:16,951
Dog food?
269
00:17:17,031 --> 00:17:20,992
Yeah. I mean...
Oh, wait, man.
270
00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:25,274
If the dog food's
in this bag, then where's...
271
00:17:25,314 --> 00:17:28,395
Oh, wow. I gotta check on my dog, man!
272
00:17:35,396 --> 00:17:37,757
- Jackie, I...
- Don't speak, Michael.
273
00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:40,038
I am very close to
letting myself experience...
274
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:42,078
strong feelings
of not hating you.
275
00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:44,039
I just need a sign.
276
00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:46,160
I brought the lotion.
277
00:17:48,841 --> 00:17:51,641
No, okay. I want you to guess
a number between one and ten.
278
00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:53,162
- Seven.
- Guess again.
279
00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:55,402
- Three.
- Close enough. Let's go.
280
00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:59,044
Jackie, if you go out that door
with him...
281
00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:01,764
whatever we might have had
between us is over forever.
282
00:18:08,246 --> 00:18:11,567
Look! The reason I haven't
done anything with my life...
283
00:18:11,647 --> 00:18:13,608
is because I didn't know
what I wanted to do.
284
00:18:13,648 --> 00:18:16,448
Well, the post office has
a dental plan that's supposed...
285
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,569
Shh!
286
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:24,811
But, Daddy, you forced me
to sit down and think about it...
287
00:18:24,851 --> 00:18:27,772
and now, I have
found my passion!
288
00:18:27,852 --> 00:18:29,693
Hair!
289
00:18:33,854 --> 00:18:36,454
The musical?
290
00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:39,736
No! Hair!
291
00:18:39,815 --> 00:18:41,656
I'm going to beauty school!
292
00:18:41,736 --> 00:18:44,937
This isn't something you do
through the mail, is it?
293
00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:48,698
No! It's a real school.
294
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:53,900
- Oh, well, yea!
- Congratulations, sweetheart.
295
00:18:57,021 --> 00:18:59,061
- So, Kitty, what do you think?
- Eh.
296
00:18:59,141 --> 00:19:01,022
Yeah.
297
00:19:05,423 --> 00:19:10,504
Well, looks like Jackie
and Kelso are back together.
298
00:19:10,585 --> 00:19:15,306
I won and Fez lost
I won and Fez lost
299
00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:23,108
- You guys, what happened?
- I don't know. The van just started shakin'.
300
00:19:23,188 --> 00:19:25,068
Uh, guys.
301
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:40,073
Quick! Everyone give me your belts.
Together we can pull it out.
302
00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:44,995
Come on!
303
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,156
Gi...
304
00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:53,517
Michael, this is it!
This is the sign I was looking for!
305
00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:55,478
God doesn't
want us to be together!
306
00:19:57,078 --> 00:19:59,999
Who cares?
I'm losing my van!
307
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,120
See? That was always
the problem with us, Michael.
308
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,041
It was always about you.
309
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,841
- Jackie, are you losing your van?
- No!
310
00:20:07,921 --> 00:20:10,522
Then shut up!
311
00:20:12,443 --> 00:20:17,484
Wow, watching Kelso's van sink
makes the size of my feet seem unimportant.
312
00:20:17,565 --> 00:20:21,365
See, Donna?
Size doesn't matter.
313
00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:24,687
- Oh, you don't have to tell me.
- That's... Yeah. That's...
314
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,807
There's my sweet girl.
315
00:20:26,887 --> 00:20:29,808
Fez, I'm cold.
316
00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:32,929
Frankly my dear...
317
00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:35,369
I don't give a rat's ass.
318
00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:47,483
Dr. Zhivago, I'm home!
319
00:20:47,624 --> 00:20:48,678
I brought your food!
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