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All right, Hyde! Your dad's apartment
is the perfect place for a party.
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It's already trashed.
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Hey, even if half the people we invited
show up, this party's gonna rock.
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- Did you find the cups?
- Nope. Even better.
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A plastic tube and a funnel.
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All this and a dirty funnel?
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Merry Christmas to me.
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Yeah, we don't even
have to worry about germs...
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because even though our spit
backs up in the tube...
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the alcohol kills 'em.
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- We're leaving.
- So leaving.
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- Wait. You're leaving?
- Yeah, see...
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when I was a little girl,
I made a promise to myself.
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"Self," I said, "if you're ever
about to suck beer...
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out of a funnel
that might give you mono, don't."
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So bye-bye.
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All right. Kelso, I'm gonna nix the funnel
on account of I think it repels women.
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Hey, any woman who doesn't appreciate
a nice funnel isn't much of a woman.
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- Hey, guys.
- Oh, hey.
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- What's with the keg?
- Throwin' a little party.
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You know, 'tis the season
to get sloppy.
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- Well, uh...
- You're cool with this, right?
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Sure. Yeah. Cool dad.
That's me.
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Totally cool dad.
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Hey, listen.
Have a merry, uh, keg party.
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Mr. Hyde, you're the best.
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Yeah, you're the best.
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Will you be my daddy?
I'm not kidding.
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Seriously.
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- Oh, hey, Fez, can you grab this for me?
- Sure.
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You know, Kelso,
four times is not funny.
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Um, yes, it is.
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Guess who?
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Eric, it's your mom!
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Oh, I'm not...
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Oh, you're caroling.
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That is so... odd.
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Well, um, happy holidays.
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Look what I brought.
Mistletoe!
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-uh.
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Uh-oh!
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Uh-oh!
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Now, Steven, I brought some
beautiful Christmas ornaments...
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to hang on your...
antenna.
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Ah, Mrs. Forman, you're not
checking up on me, are you?
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No, no, no. I'm just spreading
a little holiday cheer.
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Dusty.
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Oh. Oh, and this blanket,
it needs a nice Christmas washing.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
That's Bud's Christmas stool.
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Very sentimental. If anybody
touches it, he just goes nuts, so...
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Huh. Well, um, I don't
quite believe you, but okay.
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Okay.
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So, um, Bud left you boys
here unsupervised?
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Oh, salami in the couch.
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Now, that's... sanitary.
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Okay! Okay, then, um,
why don't you boys hang up those angels?
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And, um, Eric,
come in here...
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and help me with the traditional
holiday floor wax.
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Mom, seriously, we're okay.
You can go, really.
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Oh, good.
Fez is making ice.
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Ooh. Listen to this.
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"Corner Him Under the Mistletoe:
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Eight Ways to Trick
a Guy Into a Relationship."
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I love the holidays.
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Yeah, hanging your stocking, putting cookies
out for Santa, setting a man trap.
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Mmm, Christmas.
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You know, this'll be the first year I
celebrate Christmas without a boyfriend.
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And Jesus wept.
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So here's my new plan
for the year:
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Buy some really cute tops,
fly to Hollywood and marry Lee Majors.
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Make fun of that.
I dare you.
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Jackie, there are so many ways
to make fun of that...
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I don't even know
where to start.
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It's like choosing
your favorite jelly bean.
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Donna, be nice to me.
I'm lonely.
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I mean, okay,
if there were mistletoe over me right now...
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who would kiss me?
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No one. That's who.
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Being alone isn't that bad.
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It's a great opportunity
to get to know yourself...
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and be comfortable
with who you are.
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Donna, I already love myself.
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I just wanna
French someone.
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I miss my funnel.
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Eric, drink.
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Okay.
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If I was Tattoo,
and I lived on Fantasy Island...
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my fantasy would be
to not be a midget.
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Am I right?
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Hmm.
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Eenie, meenie, miney, Forman.
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You know, Hyde, at first I thought
your dad was a real dirtbag...
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but I've come to realize
that there's a fine line...
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between dirtbag
and Father of the Year!
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Damn!
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Fellas, I have to be honest.
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I've never played quarters before,
so I probably stink.
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Oh, happy day! Eric.
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Man, this is the worst game
in the world.
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I'm so thirsty.
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Damn it! Eric, drink!
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I mean, he lives
on Fantasy Island, man...
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and he's a midget!
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It's so obvious.
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Hmm. Mmmm, Forman.
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Does anyone else
feel kind of woozy?
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Oh, what the hell, man?
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If I make this shot,
I promise I will not pick you, Eric.
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I pick you, Eric.
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It's fun to lie.
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Donna, that's Fireman Rob
and Fireman Dean.
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- They're firemen!
- Jackie, they're, like, 40.
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Whatever. They're firemen!
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Two hot firemen in a bar.
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This is just like that play I wrote.
Okay, give me five minutes.
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I'll pick the one I want,
and you can have the other.
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Hello! I'm dating someone.
Eric.
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Donna, Dean can
bench-press a keg.
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- Eric can't even bench-press a cup.
- He can too.
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Rob, Dean, this is Donna.
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So, what do you girls do?
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That's funny you should ask.
We, uh, go to high school!
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- Any outside interests?
- Uh-huh. High school guys!
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Kelso, it's fine.
I'm not that drunk.
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I just...
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I just can't walk... or see.
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Man, that was...
That was a great party!
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You know... You know who
doesn't like parties? Red.
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"I'm Red!
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I don't like parties...
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'cause I'm a big,
bald, party pooper!"
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Son of a bitch!
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Eric, when did you
eat spaghetti?
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I knew something
was going on at Bud's.
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When I went over there,
the only thing in the fridge... olives.
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And poor Fez had ice
in his pants.
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My head hurts.
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That's your brain trying
to comprehend its own stupidity.
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I mean, what kind of parent leaves
a bunch of teenagers alone with a keg?
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A fun one?
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Hey, Jim Beam, can it.
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Red, you need to have
a talk with Bud.
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No.
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Eric's home now.
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And what goes on between Bud and Steven
is between Bud and Steven.
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He's just not a good dad.
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00:10:21,902 --> 00:10:24,182
Well, you know what?
I agree.
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So, I think we should
get in the car...
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pick up Steven and move him
back in with us and feed him...
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and... and clothe him...
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and love him.
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No.
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I'm not loving anybody
that I'm not legally required to.
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Fine. I'll call Bud.
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And, Eric,
I'll deal with you later.
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Thank you.
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Mommy, I don't feel so good.
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If you're gonna get sick again,
why don't you throw up under the tree...
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because Christmas is ruined!
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Oh, no.
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00:11:22,435 --> 00:11:25,234
So, tell me more
about the big ladder thingy.
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00:11:25,274 --> 00:11:28,353
Oh, the cherry picker?
Funny story. True story.
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Okay, Jackie, this is a nightmare,
and we're leaving.
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Okay. Look, Donna,
you have a boyfriend, I don't.
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And maybe I don't want
to sit home alone every night.
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And if somebody doesn't tell me I'm cute
in the next five minutes, I'm gonna scream!
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Hi. Sorry. My friend
was being a wet blanket.
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Well, maybe I
should talk to her.
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I mean, a wet blanket's
a fireman's best friend.
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Boy, something about you
is so familiar.
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I get that all the time.
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See from the right,
I look like Gidget...
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and from the left,
I look like Elizabeth Taylor.
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- Neat, huh?
- Nah. It's...
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Oh, it's your laugh!
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You know, I used to date a girl with the same
laugh, but, uh, it was 20 years ago.
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She dumped me and married
some rich lawyer.
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Burk... Burkhart!
That was it.
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Oh, my God, that's my name!
And my dad's a rich lawyer!
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Oh, my God!
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So, Jackie, was this
in the play you wrote?
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Kitty, why are you smoking?
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It's my Yuletide cigarette.
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To celebrate all the children who spend
black Christmases with bad parents.
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Kitty, put that out.
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Back off, Grinch.
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Hey, Red. Hey, Kitty.
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Bad parent.
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- Is she all right?
- Hmm? Oh, yeah.
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Uh, sit down, Bud.
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Kitty, sweetheart...
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why don't you leave us
alone for a minute?
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A boy can't live on olives.
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Bud...
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Eric just came back from your place
falling-down drunk.
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He threw up on my shoes.
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Now, what were you thinking,
leaving kids alone with a keg?
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Look, Red, I've never
really been a dad before.
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I-I'm just trying to...
I don't know...
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take it easy,
be his friend.
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Why would you be friends
with a 17-year-old?
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They're idiots.
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Bud, being a teenager
is like being in combat.
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One minute you're
crawling around half blind...
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the next, you're looking
for your own foot.
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- Follow me?
- Not really.
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I was a conscientious...
Canadian.
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Well, if you weren't chicken
and you did fight...
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who would you want
as your lieutenant, me or you?
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00:14:36,389 --> 00:14:40,667
Well, you, 'cause you're mean and scary.
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That's right.
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Steven doesn't need
another friend, Bud.
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Steven needs somebody
to ride his ass.
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He may not like it.
He may not thank you for it.
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He may... do impressions of you
behind your back.
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He thinks he's
so damn funny.
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But the point is, he'll know right from wrong
because you did your job.
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Huh.
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Bread, ham, bananas, milk. Because
there are four food groups, Bud! Four!
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I am so grossed out.
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I need a Calgon bath, a facial,
some Tater Tots and some Jean Naté.
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- This night was the worst.
- I know.
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I mean, I am not
gonna find love in a bar.
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All I'm gonna find there
are guys who used to French my mom.
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Just this morning, I was playing
with My Pretty Ponies.
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Look what you've done to me!
Look!
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Me? I'm not the one who hooked up
with the volunteer fire department.
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I am never gonna
meet anybody...
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and I'm never, ever
gonna feel better, ever.
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Jackie, when you're sad, you look
exactly like Mary Tyler Moore.
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Oh, my God!
Donna, I do.
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I am gonna
make it after all!
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Damn!
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Okay, everybody,
here we go.
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Now, if I catch on fire,
you promise to put me out?
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Well, I'm sure someone will.
Right, guys?
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Okay, great.
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00:16:50,489 --> 00:16:52,448
Steven, I gotta tal...
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- What the hell are you doing?
- It is complicated.
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All right. That's it.
Party's over. Everybody out.
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What the hell
are you doing, Bud?
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Steven, this place
is a madhouse.
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00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,603
There are kids all over the place,
and this guy could've burst into flames.
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We'll never know now,
will we, Bud?
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00:17:14,398 --> 00:17:18,557
Look, Eric went home so drunk,
he threw up all over Red's shoes.
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- That's good stuff.
- No, it's not good stuff.
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And you know what else?
It's forbidden.
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00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:27,873
So, what, are you trying
to play father now?
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I'm not playing.
I am your father.
253
00:17:30,312 --> 00:17:32,191
You wanna stay here,
you're gonna do what I tell you.
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00:17:32,271 --> 00:17:34,630
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, really!
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00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:39,908
I'll be damned if you're gonna end up
looking for your own foot on my watch!
256
00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:47,464
Now, clean up all this crap, take the
trash out and eat a banana, dumb-ass!
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00:17:58,539 --> 00:18:02,497
Now he's all strict.
I gotta do my homework...
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00:18:02,577 --> 00:18:05,376
and he keeps talking
about nutrition.
259
00:18:07,415 --> 00:18:11,294
So, I guess what I'm
hearing from all this is...
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Hyde loves his daddy!
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00:18:15,732 --> 00:18:18,730
- Shut up, Forman. I do not.
- Yes, you do!
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00:18:18,811 --> 00:18:20,690
Yes, you do!
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00:18:20,769 --> 00:18:23,608
And Daddy loves his little Hyde!
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00:18:23,648 --> 00:18:27,686
And that's why he yells at him
and tucks him into bed...
265
00:18:27,766 --> 00:18:30,045
and puts on his little
footsie pajamas...
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00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,324
and reads him
bedtime stories!
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00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:37,162
Hey, thanks, Steven.
I'll take over from here.
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00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,239
- Now, about last night...
- You know what, Dad?
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00:18:44,319 --> 00:18:46,678
Uh, before you get started,
I know what you're gonna say.
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00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:50,396
Oh, really?
What do you know?
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00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:56,113
Um, that I was
irresponsible and stupid.
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00:18:56,193 --> 00:19:01,511
And I have it on good authority that I...
may have called you something.
273
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:09,507
Like, um,
"big, bald party pooper?"
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00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,425
For instance.
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00:19:14,505 --> 00:19:18,464
But the point is, Dad,
I'm really ashamed and sorry...
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00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:21,702
and afraid.
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00:19:21,782 --> 00:19:25,021
Hmm.
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00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:27,859
Okay.
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00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:29,819
Well, that covers it.
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00:19:30,978 --> 00:19:33,737
Okay. Good talk.
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00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:39,654
That's it?
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00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:41,574
I get off scot-free?
283
00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:43,532
I mean, I learned
a valuable lesson?
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00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:52,249
Look, Son,
you're grown up now.
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00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:54,247
You know what you did wrong.
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00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:59,046
And I am too tired to keep thinking up
new and exciting ways to punish you.
287
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,683
So... Merry Christmas.
288
00:20:03,764 --> 00:20:06,762
Are you kidding me?
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00:20:06,802 --> 00:20:09,761
I don't get in trouble, and you're
giving me a Christmas present?
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00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:13,919
Oh, boy, this is
the best Christmas ever!
291
00:20:13,999 --> 00:20:16,517
Actually, you know,
this really smells.
292
00:20:16,558 --> 00:20:18,917
Yeah, those are my shoes
from last night.
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00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:26,913
Clean 'em,
buff'em and shine 'em.
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00:20:28,272 --> 00:20:30,432
Ho, ho, ho.
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00:20:32,871 --> 00:20:34,750
Dumb-ass!
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00:20:43,026 --> 00:20:44,945
Damn.
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00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:48,463
Damn it!
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00:20:51,143 --> 00:20:53,022
Oh, come on!
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