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Well, how are you this morning?
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Well, my baby boy's
still engaged.
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My hot flashes are back,
so I feel like
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I'm standing in
a pool of burning lava.
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They don't make a pill
for menopause,
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so I took a Flintstone vitamin.
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And when you take a pill
shaped like Barney Rubble,
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it's pretty obvious the
freaking thing ain't gonna work!
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Great. Anyway,
about the engagement
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I've got Eric and Donna
on the ropes.
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I dared them to get
married next week.
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They were shaking like France.
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Well, I know you like scaring
children, but what's the point?
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Well, the point is if we
let them do what they want
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they'll realize
they don't wanna do it.
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I mean, hell,
nobody wants to be married.
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Except me to you.
I'd do that all over again.
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Oh, is Steven here?
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He saw me on the couch
with Michael,
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but there was nothing going on.
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God, what do I do if he
doesn't believe me, Mr. Forman?
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When in the hell did
this start? I don't know.
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The kids all used to run from
me. That's the way I liked it.
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Well, next fall,
you'll get your wish.
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Eric will be in college, and then
the whole house will be empty.
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That's right.
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We're only one goodbye
away from heaven.
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Mommy, Daddy, I'm home!
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We gotta start
locking that door.
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No way!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Donna. Hey.
Hi.
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Okay. If you had bad news
that could hurt someone
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that you cared about,
what would you do?
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Kelso, just leave the poor
girl an anonymous note
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and tell her she needs
a shot of penicillin.
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Donna. Okay.
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Someone I know cheated
on someone else I know.
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Did Eric cheat on me?
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I will snap that
little monkey like a twig!
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What? No! Donna.
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God, Eric didn't cheat on you.
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Hyde cheated on Jackie.
What? Oh, my God!
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Yeah!
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And he doesn't know it,
but I saw him
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kissing this lady in the hotel.
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Oh, my God.
That is horrible.
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I wanna do
the right thing, right?
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So I'm thinking that
I'll just tell Jackie.
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And then she'll feel really bad
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and I'll console her and presto!
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We'll be making out topless.
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No, Kelso.
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The thing to do is to
tell Hyde that you know
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and then give him
a chance to tell Jackie.
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I knew you'd say that.
You know, just once
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I want the right thing
and the topless thing
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to be the same thing.
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Well, if it isn't the lovebirds.
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So, lovebirds, how are the big
wedding plans coming along?
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Well, I've decided
to be the groom
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and, uh, Donna's
gonna go with bride.
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Well, your mom and I
have made some plans, too.
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We figure since we're already
giving you a graduation party,
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why not make it
a wedding party, too?
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Wait, graduation?
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That's in a week,
which is like...
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Seven days. I know
how long a week is.
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I know you know.
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Well, what's the matter?
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You two lovebirds still
wanna get married, don't you?
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I mean, heck, it'd be a real
shame if you chickened out.
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Then you'd be
a couple of love chickens.
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No. No,
we wanna get married.
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Right, Donna?
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Of course.
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I do.
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Well, then it's settled.
We're having a wedding.
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Oh, Donna, you can wear
my wedding dress.
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It's off-white,
so nobody will whisper.
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Okay. What is going on
with them anyway?
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Eric, if you need any help
dealing with Mom and Dad,
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I'm here for you.
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Yeah. No, thanks.
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Last time I trusted you,
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I wound up in the dryer with
a pillowcase full of bees, so...
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I know, and I am so sorry.
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I have been cruel to you, Eric.
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You too, Donna,
but it wasn't as obvious
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because I mostly said stuff
behind your back.
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Right back at you.
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I'm not just home for a visit.
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I am here to correct the mistakes
that I have made in the past.
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Okay, but I'm sure whatever
bastard children you've had
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have been adopted by now.
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Thank you.
Good luck to you.
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Hey, Fez.
I'm here to get my license.
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Oh, hello, Mitch.
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I'm here to tell you
that you will get nothing!
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Okay, I know we had
our problems in wood shop,
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but for the hundredth time,
I'm sorry I sat on your spice rack.
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You're sorry?
You should see my kitchen.
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There's spices everywhere.
It's anarchy.
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Dude, you're getting
hysterical like a woman.
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Well, if you mean that
I am artistic and sensitive
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and cry every time that I watch Love
Story, then, yes, I am like a woman.
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Now begone!
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You know, I could
make it worth your while
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if you would just
give me the license.
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I'm the editor of the school paper.
Can you imagine this headline?
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"Foreign Kid Actually Cool."
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'Course, I'd have to retract it the
next day, because... Well, come on.
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Here's a headline for you,
"Short Kid Takes Long Walk."
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Well, hello, Hyde.
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I saw something very interesting
in the hotel this morning.
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Oh, the guy in the dress?
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That's Frank.
Comes in twice a month.
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Gets really pissed if you
don't call him Lady Laguna.
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No.
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I saw you kissing a girl
that wasn't Jackie.
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Oh, that.
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Ah, so you admit it.
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Sure.
Don't try to deny it.
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I won't.
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You're not gonna wiggle
your way outta this one!
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I'm not trying to.
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Look, I cheated on Jackie 'cause
she cheated on me with you.
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Which reminds me,
I ought to kick your ass.
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Well, Hyde, we weren't doing
anything. I already told you.
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Jackie was comforting me,
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'cause I was upset, 'cause
Fez had a sex dream about me.
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Would you shut up
about that lame-ass story?
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Well, it's the truth, and I'll
prove it. Let's go ask Fez.
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Fine. You drive.
My van's in the shop.
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Fine. I need gas though.
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Fine. Can I borrow
money for fries?
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No.
Fine. Shotgun.
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There's only two of us,
you moron.
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Fine!
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You know what I think, Donna?
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I think this whole
"get married in a week" stuff
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is just Red trying to get us
to call the whole thing off.
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Yeah. But you know what?
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That ain't happening, missy.
You know what we're gonna do?
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We're gonna teach Red a lesson
and get married out of spite.
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Yeah, screw you, Red!
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Wow.
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It's every little girl's dream
to get married out of spite.
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You know what?
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I think maybe you're
not ready to get married.
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And if you're not, you
better tell me right now.
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Donna, I'm not ready.
Oh, thank God. Me neither.
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What?
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I thought you were ready.
I thought you were.
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I'm not.
Me neither.
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Oh, my God, you
are so hot. You are!
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Wow, nothing hits the spot
after an hour and a half of passion
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like chili cheese fries.
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Oh, hello, Mitch.
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Had a nice walk over here?
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Get used to it because
you'll never get a license.
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Do you understand me?
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No, but nobody understands you.
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You talk like Mushmouth
from Fat Albert.
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You just dug your
own grave, fella.
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What? "I flug
my own rave, bella"?
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Was that what you said,
Mushmouth?
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All right, Fez.
I need you to tell Hyde
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about the dream
you had about me.
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What?
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I didn't have any dream.
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We have a visitor.
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Fez, this is
really important, okay?
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So start talking, or so help me,
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I'll give you the worst
purple nurple you've ever had.
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Okay. In my dream,
Kelso was dressed as a nurse,
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and he was giving me
a sponge bath.
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And?
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I was nude.
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See? I was really
freaked out
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and Jackie and me
were just talking, that's all.
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So I just cheated on
Jackie for nothing?
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It's what I've been
telling you, man.
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Oh, Steven, look, okay?
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Whatever you think happened
between me and Michael,
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did not happen, okay?
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So, everything's fine.
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Actually, we need to talk.
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You know, I really hate to run,
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but I gotta go tell
the whole school about
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you and Nurse Ding-a-ling's
sponge bath.
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So, I gotta go.
You wouldn't.
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Move your lips, Mushmouth!
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So, I was in the den, and
Michael came over all upset.
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Jackie. And, Steven,
I asked him to leave.
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And that's when
you saw us. Jackie.
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But I swear, nothing
happened. Jackie!
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Stop talking.
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Look, I know all this now, okay?
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But before I knew, I
was at the hotel last night.
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And I was really mad.
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There was this nurse.
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And...
And what?
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And I'm really sorry, okay?
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I promise it'll never
happen again.
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You know, that's exactly
what Michael used to say.
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Come on, Jackie.
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No. You know what,
Steven? I'm sorry.
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It's over.
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Huh.
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I finally get country music.
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Donna, look,
it's my old wedding dress.
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Oh, and you can wear it
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as a bib.
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Hey, and for the reception,
I got the guys
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back together from
my high school band,
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the Pinciotti Polka Explosion.
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Won't be long now until you
two lovebirds are married forever.
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No escape.
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Until one of you is dead.
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So, you guys, I've been trying
to think of ways to help you.
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Okay. Where's Laurie?
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Yeah, what happened to you?
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You guys, living in Chicago
opened my eyes.
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I had no job, no friends.
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I did sleep with
one of the White Sox,
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but then it turned out to be just
this frat guy wearing a White Sox hat.
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Basically, I hit rock bottom.
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Really. God, I was so
sure you'd be a senator.
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Eric, love is hard to find.
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And I've realized
I've been taking
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the people who
love me for granted.
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Especially you.
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Oh, that's not true.
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I don't love you.
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Yes, you do.
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And if you two love each other,
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but Red is making you miserable
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then there's only one answer.
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Get out. Leave town.
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Because love is precious.
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Well, it sounds good
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00:14:19,476 --> 00:14:21,913
but I can't help but remember
the feeling of being stung by bees
252
00:14:21,937 --> 00:14:24,314
as I tumbled around and around.
253
00:14:27,442 --> 00:14:31,113
Wait. Is that a tear?
254
00:14:31,155 --> 00:14:34,158
Oh, my God, Eric.
I think she's being sincere.
255
00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:40,538
Oh, my God, it's real.
256
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:44,793
I have a sister.
257
00:14:52,801 --> 00:14:54,469
Hey, look who I found.
258
00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,142
At first I just thought
he was a leprechaun.
259
00:15:05,314 --> 00:15:08,399
Fez, I came over here because
I wanna end this feud, okay?
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00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,610
Right here, right now.
261
00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:13,488
And if you're not on board,
I could spread your crazy
262
00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:16,407
naked, homoerotic dream
all over school, but...
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00:15:18,368 --> 00:15:19,786
Macho as I am
264
00:15:21,163 --> 00:15:23,123
who would believe you?
265
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,375
Okay, Fez.
266
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:29,420
Uh, can I just say as the nurse
267
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,174
that was sponging you
in your dream
268
00:15:32,216 --> 00:15:34,425
that I'm with Mitch here
on the whole
269
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,387
"not spreading it
around the school" thing.
270
00:15:37,428 --> 00:15:40,015
See, your lady friend
here understands.
271
00:15:43,894 --> 00:15:45,270
Truce?
272
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,396
Well...
273
00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:49,983
I guess.
274
00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:53,278
Truce. Good. Here.
Peace offering. Moron!
275
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,374
Oh, this is
tomorrow's school paper.
276
00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:07,042
Oh, my God, on the front page
277
00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:10,254
there's a picture of me
kissing Kelso by the lake.
278
00:16:13,631 --> 00:16:15,926
Fez, why are you kissing
Kelso by the lake?
279
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:17,427
We caught a fish!
280
00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:22,724
I was excited!
281
00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:26,477
I kissed the fish too, but, of
course, they don't show you that.
282
00:16:29,231 --> 00:16:32,109
Jackie. Jackie.
It's Hyde.
283
00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:34,652
No.
Yes.
284
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,904
No.
Yes.
285
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,907
Fine.
286
00:16:43,245 --> 00:16:45,663
Can I say something?
287
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,042
I think this whole thing
was a misunderstanding.
288
00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:51,711
Hyde didn't know
what was going on.
289
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:54,131
I know, okay?
But after Michael
290
00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,091
I promised myself
that I would never be
291
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:58,343
with another boy
who cheated on me.
292
00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:03,140
But Hyde's so good for you.
Since you started dating him
293
00:17:03,181 --> 00:17:06,517
you've completely stopped
quoting Nancy Drew.
294
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,271
And the worst part is
I still love him.
295
00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:11,106
I know.
296
00:17:16,153 --> 00:17:18,613
You know, normally, I
wouldn't cry on your sweater
297
00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:21,408
because, you know,
it ruins the fabric.
298
00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:24,661
But, God, this one's just
so cheap, it won't matter.
299
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,252
What?
Nothing.
300
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:37,132
Just, you know,
Jackie's single now.
301
00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:39,301
Yeah, so?
302
00:17:39,343 --> 00:17:42,720
So, when you were going
out with her, I backed off.
303
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,264
You backed off?
304
00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:45,974
You constantly hit on her.
305
00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:49,644
You bought her presents all the
time. You shot me with a BB gun.
306
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,856
Yeah, that's me backing off.
307
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,152
Look, Hyde,
308
00:17:57,194 --> 00:18:01,572
I know you thought I only
wanted her because you had her.
309
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,659
See, the thing is
now you don't have her
310
00:18:06,161 --> 00:18:08,788
and I still want her.
311
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:14,294
So, as your friend, I'm just letting
you know that I'm going after her.
312
00:18:14,336 --> 00:18:17,547
And also, I'll be making
out with her in front of you.
313
00:18:19,049 --> 00:18:20,550
Just to rub it in.
314
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,720
So be ready for that.
315
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,434
Whatever.
316
00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:32,979
Yep, that's what
I'm counting on.
317
00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:35,958
While I'm out there
getting Jackie back,
318
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:39,110
you're gonna sit around
here saying, "Whatever."
319
00:18:44,074 --> 00:18:46,910
Are you listening
to country music, man?
320
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,328
Whatever.
321
00:18:50,914 --> 00:18:55,001
Look, Mom, Dad, Donna and I
have something we wanna say.
322
00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:58,213
Um, it turns out we're
not ready to get married.
323
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,838
No!
324
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,762
And I was really rooting
for you two crazy kids.
325
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:11,684
Look, we know you've been
pressuring us into marriage,
326
00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:14,521
so we'd admit you were
right and live on your terms.
327
00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:17,065
But that's just
not gonna happen.
328
00:19:17,107 --> 00:19:21,278
So, we've decided to move
away as soon as we graduate.
329
00:19:22,404 --> 00:19:24,573
Move away?
330
00:19:24,614 --> 00:19:27,075
No, no, no, you can't
move away yet.
331
00:19:29,077 --> 00:19:33,831
No, we were gonna use this
summer to become best friends.
332
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,376
Look, we'll be going to
college in the fall anyway.
333
00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:38,563
Instead of fighting with you
guys for the next three months,
334
00:19:38,587 --> 00:19:40,880
we're just gonna get
our own place in Madison.
335
00:19:40,922 --> 00:19:43,841
Yeah, good luck trying
to control us in Madison.
336
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:53,435
Hey, Donna, remember we agreed
not to do that. Remember? Okay.
337
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:57,522
Anyway, we're gonna have
our own apartment.
338
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,984
And, honestly, I just think
we'll all be a lot happier.
339
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,944
Madison has two movie theaters.
340
00:20:02,986 --> 00:20:04,654
Okay, Donna, come on.
341
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:10,118
Oh, great plan, Red.
342
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:12,787
Now my baby's leaving.
343
00:20:13,997 --> 00:20:15,665
I'm still here, Mommy.
344
00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:19,628
Yeah, well, that's nice.
345
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,091
Hey.
346
00:20:32,849 --> 00:20:35,685
The thing is I'm really sorry.
347
00:20:35,726 --> 00:20:36,936
Yeah, you said that already.
348
00:20:38,688 --> 00:20:41,650
Come on, Jackie.
I made a mistake, okay?
349
00:20:41,691 --> 00:20:44,569
It was a stupid one-time thing.
350
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,113
You know what, Steven?
I have heard it all before.
351
00:20:47,155 --> 00:20:49,907
From you, from Michael.
352
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,536
God, just do me a favor
and leave me alone.
353
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,704
Whatever.
354
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:01,752
Jackie.
355
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,923
I love you.
356
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,515
Yeah, well, I don't love you.
357
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,443
Here's your car license,
motorcycle license,
358
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:28,363
boat license, license
to operate a forklift,
359
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:34,994
a cut-the-line pass
and a free DMV pen.
360
00:21:35,036 --> 00:21:38,373
If you turn it over,
the little car parallel parks.
361
00:21:38,415 --> 00:21:40,458
Oh. And here's the negatives
of you and Kelso
362
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,001
grabbing each other's asses.
363
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:44,128
Hey, we were happy
because we caught a fish.
364
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,065
If they do it in football,
why can't we do it in fishing?
365
00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:47,924
"Blue bit bushball
in bishing"? What?
366
00:21:47,965 --> 00:21:50,427
Where you from, man?
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