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Okay, let me get this straight.
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After my grandpa's funeral,
Kelso and Annette are making out.
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Jackie sees them and yells,
"Get off my boyfriend"?
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Right in front of you?
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Yeah, it brought
the whole funeral way down.
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Hyde, that's horrible, man.
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You know what's even worse?
I totally missed it.
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Yeah? Well, nobody
else missed it.
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Half the freaking town
was there.
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Man, today at The Hub, you know
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that kid Jimmy
with the headgear?
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He said he felt bad for me.
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Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me!
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I knew it was
a mistake hooking up
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with Jackie and I did it anyway.
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You know why?
'Cause she makes you stupid.
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I bet Kelso was composing
symphonies before her.
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Hyde. Man, I just
wanted to say I'm sorry,
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'cause what Jackie did to you
was embarrassing.
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I mean, you must be
so embarrassed.
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I told a lot of
people what happened
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and they all agreed that it was
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just really embarrassing.
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Kelso, now is not the time.
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No, I just wanna
buck our boy up,
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'cause what happened to him
was so embarrassing!
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That's it. I'm gonna kick
your ass. Forman, hold my...
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Whoa, whoa! Okay, you know
what? Why don't we go upstairs?
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We got that new J.C.
Penney catalog.
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There's a full-color
section on bras.
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Word has it the airbrush guy
totally missed a nipple.
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I don't know why he's so mad.
I was just being sensitive!
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Well, be sensitive to me
because I'm upset, too.
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If you expect me to go to
the Valentine's dance tonight,
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you're gonna have to do
a few things for me.
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For you, or to you?
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Shut up! One.
You will not speak to Jackie.
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Two.
You will not speak to girls
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who have brown hair like Jackie.
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Three. You will not
speak to Jackie.
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Wait.
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I got messed up.
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Yeah, baby,
whatever you want. Just...
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Man, it's great being under
someone's thumb again!
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What did your mother do to you?
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Man, I just feel bad for Hyde.
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I mean, Annette wants me.
Jackie wants me.
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I mean, my good looks
are ruining people's lives.
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Well, Hyde seems pretty mad.
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Whatever,
man, I'm not afraid of him.
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He got away!
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Help me!
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So, have you talked to
Hyde about
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the whole "Get off my
boyfriend" disaster?
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No. And why is everyone
making such a big deal about it?
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It's like every time I walk into a
room, people look at me funny.
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Donna, how do you deal with it?
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Jackie, the reason people
are making a big deal about it
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is because it sounds like you
still have feelings for Kelso.
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Well, I don't.
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I think the only
reason I said it
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was because I was having
an allergic reaction
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to the Formans'
cheap generic soda.
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Oh, no!
A giant redhead!
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Please don't crush me! Please!
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Fez, would you
stop screwing around?
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Now, did you finish the
balloon walkway of love yet?
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You bet I did.
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When Nina sees it,
she's gonna be so impressed,
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her balloons will
become my walkway
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of love,
if you know what I mean.
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Fez, that's disgusting.
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Oh,
no, the giant's angry!
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Run for your lives! Run! Run!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Mrs. Forman,
this chili is great.
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Thanks.
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Daddy used to love my chili.
Remember, Mom?
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I remember it
gave him the toots.
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Well, that's a nice place
to start the reminiscing.
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So, Eric, are you excited about
your big Valentine's dance?
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Yeah. I'm just
glad it's in the gym.
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There's nothing like celebrating
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the most romantic
night of your life
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in the room where I
got my first wedgie.
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It meant I liked you, Eric.
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If you don't mind, I'd like
to talk about my father.
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Well, Kitty, we can dwell on what
was, or we can talk about what is.
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If I've learned anything
from losing my Burtie Bear,
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it's that all
that really matters
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is making sure that the people
we love know we love them.
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Mom, that was wonderful.
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I mean it.
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Eric, I love you.
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Oh. Well, thanks, Grandma.
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Kitty...
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I think I'll go for a walk.
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Well, this was fun.
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I'm gonna go to
bed for a few days.
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Oh, no.
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She hasn't done this since
Elvis died on the crapper.
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Now I've gotta sit by
her bed for four days
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and tell her that
she's beautiful.
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It's hard to say that to a
cold-cream-smeared loony in bunny slippers.
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I remember that week.
The shades were drawn.
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The food supply ran low.
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We were sucking on bouillon
cubes just to stay alive.
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Yeah, but did you hear
what your grandma said
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about love being the
only thing that matters?
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Eric, we should tell
her that we're engaged.
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What?
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Well, she could be the one
person who'd be happy for us.
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We're gonna need someone on
our side when we tell our families.
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Yeah. And you know what?
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Even if she's not on our side, the
minute Grandma thinks it's a bad idea,
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my mom will be booking the
big room at the Holiday Inn
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just out of spite.
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So, it's a win-win.
Yeah.
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We're gonna do what Luke
Skywalker was too afraid to do.
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Use the dark side
to our advantage.
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Eric, if we're gonna be married,
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you've really gotta ease up
on the Star Wars stuff.
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All right? It doesn't
apply to everything.
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I'm gonna have to
rewrite my vows.
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My favorite song?
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The Most Beautiful
Girl In The World.
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The light I look best in?
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It's a tie between
20-watt, soft-pink bulbs
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and mid-summer sunset.
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Very good, Michael.
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God, I missed this.
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Oh, hey.
Have you guys seen Steven?
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I hear a weird, piercing noise,
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but I don't know
where it's coming from.
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Do you hear anything, Michael?
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Yeah, it's just Jackie.
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Jackie, I'm sorry you have
to see me in this T-shirt.
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I know how it emphasizes
my hunkalicious bod.
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Shut up, Michael, okay? I made
a stupid slip. It meant nothing.
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Right, because
Michael is my boyfriend.
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I know he is, skankwad.
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Oh, I'm a skankwad?
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Girl fight! Let's get it on!
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We are not gonna fight.
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Well, maybe you
should kiss and make up.
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Let's get it on!
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What? What? Wait.
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Ah, I'll go with the blonde.
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Kitty, I'm just going to the
corner to get you some soup.
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I'm not leaving you for somebody
younger and less dramatic.
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This is your fault.
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If I wanna get my wife out of
bed, I gotta tie a rope around her
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and attach it to my bumper
and pull her out like a stump.
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So, what were you saying, dear?
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Well, I was saying
that I'm getting married.
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Oh, honey, how wonderful!
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So, who's the lucky girl?
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Well...
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Donna.
Oh.
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Well, I guess this is
a small town.
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Okay, what the hell
did that mean?
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That, my friend, is the seldom
heard but much feared Grandma burn.
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Your only warning is the
jingle of costume jewelry
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and the overpowering
scent of Bengay.
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Well, you and Jackie
are certainly a mess.
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I remember before Nina,
when my love life was a mess.
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It's perfect now, though. Not
like yours, which is a mess.
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Steven, I've called three
times in the last half-hour.
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Yeah, I figured it was you
'cause all the calls came
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during the commercials
in The Newlywed Game.
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So, what? Now you're
not taking my calls?
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Why are you making
such a big deal about this?
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Because it is a big deal when
you yell, "Get off my boyfriend,"
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to a girl who's on
someone who's not me.
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Steven,
I cannot be held responsible
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for the things that
come out of my mouth.
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It didn't mean anything.
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So, that's your story?
"It didn't mean anything?"
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Right. Right. So, you
just need to get over it.
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Oh, yeah.
Don't worry, I'm over it.
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In fact, I'm over you.
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Wait, Steven,
what are you saying?
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He's saying he's breaking up with
you. Are you not paying attention?
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Because I'm on the edge
of my freaking seat here.
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Steven?
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So, I have a girlfriend
and you don't.
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So, my grandma doesn't think
Donna's good enough for me.
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How great is that?
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Finally, someone thinks
Donna's the lucky one.
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No more,
"Hey, how'd he get her?"
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Or, "Oh, that skinny guy
must really be rich."
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Yeah, that's right. I heard the
whispers. I just pretended not to.
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Who was whispering?
We said it right to you.
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Well, I'm done with Jackie,
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and I feel like a guy who had
a 95-pound mole removed.
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A 95-pound, Donny Osmond-loving,
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shoe-shopping,
Ice Capade-attending mole.
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Hyde, I know that's just coming
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from a place of deep, deep pain.
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And I really do feel bad that my
foxitude broke you and Jackie up.
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And I'd tone it down,
but I just don't know how!
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Guys, I'm worried
there's some unfinished
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business between
Michael and Jackie.
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When they were together,
did she make him happy?
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Well, she totally dominated him
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and made him feel
bad about himself.
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I guess what I'm asking is,
was she ever fat or anything?
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Eric, how can your grandmother
not like me?
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Ooh! Maybe I should wear my
Catholic school uniform around her more.
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You know,
people like me in that.
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Well, guys mostly.
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But, hey, give it a shot.
Grandmas have secrets, too.
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Donna, Steven broke up with me.
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Oh. Jackie, I'm sorry.
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Hey, maybe he just wanted you to be able to
spend more time with your other boyfriend.
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Shut up, Eric!
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Oh!
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It's you.
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Didn't know they
let slutballs in here.
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Well, I've seen you in here,
so I figured it was okay.
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Oh, you don't know it,
but you just burned yourself.
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Oh, I know it.
The question is, do you?
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I just said I do.
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So do I, so you are, too.
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Donna, you following this?
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I think one of them's a slutball
and one of them knows it.
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I think what we need to do is
go talk about Michael.
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Fine. I'll try to use small words
so you can understand me.
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That's not gonna be good enough.
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Hey, Grandma.
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Good afternoon,
Mrs. Sigurdson.
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Nice day, huh?
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No. It's raining, and
my arthritis is kicking up.
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What a coincidence. Mine, too.
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Boy, am I getting old.
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Not too old, you know.
Whatever you are.
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Wow. Hey, Grandma,
Donna brought you some salsa.
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00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,966
Yep, Donna makes
the best darn salsa
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outside of your beloved Arizona.
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00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:50,431
It's a reflection of her long-time
love affair with the Southwest.
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Much like your own.
Go, Grand Canyon!
250
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,273
So, Eric, who are
you seeing these days?
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Okay.
252
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:05,613
Okay, Grandma, you have
got to give Donna a chance.
253
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,576
And I know you two
will get along famously.
254
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,703
You have so much in common.
255
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,581
Right. Like I love
eating dinner at 4:30, too.
256
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:22,046
Look, Mrs. Sigurdson,
I love Eric with all my heart.
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00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,728
And I know that
when you give me a chance,
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you'll see that
we're great together.
259
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,595
Well, that's very sweet.
And you're right.
260
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,765
I'm sure you're the
nicest girl Eric's met so far.
261
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,397
She is just so good at that.
262
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:41,941
See?
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00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,202
Isn't it better
to be up and about
264
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,121
than stuck in
your bed for a week?
265
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,166
Well, this is better.
266
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,960
Why did I even let
that woman get to me?
267
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,712
I'm gonna go get
out of this robe.
268
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,214
And take a shower.
I mean, that's the spirit!
269
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,387
Your mother is a nutbag!
270
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,013
What did she do?
271
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,849
That thing where she
pretends to be nice,
272
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,476
but she's really insulting you?
273
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,977
Yes!
Frigid witch!
274
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,983
I'll get the bed ready.
275
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,613
How could she not like me?
276
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,865
How can she not like me?
277
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,661
You know what? Maybe she just
can't handle strong, healthy women.
278
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,287
And I am strong and healthy.
279
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,415
I bring home the bacon,
I fry it up in a pan and...
280
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,338
I never, ever let
Red forget he's a man.
281
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,881
Yeah.
282
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,593
Well, I am not giving up on her.
283
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,720
Oh, why are you worried?
284
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,014
I'm the one who has to live
the rest of my life
285
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,891
in the same
family with this woman.
286
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,518
Yeah, but so do I.
287
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,564
In the sense that
288
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,025
we're all part of
the human family.
289
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,073
Steven, I have to
tell you something.
290
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,451
Well, if it's,
"Get off my boyfriend,"
291
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,620
don't worry,
'cause I already heard it.
292
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:23,459
No. Look, I have to
tell you, you were right.
293
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,546
When I said that,
it did mean something.
294
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,007
And I thought it didn't, because
sometimes I just want things
295
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,925
because other people have them.
296
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:36,138
Like once, I made my dad buy me a
pet rat because my cousin had one.
297
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:39,976
But then the rat got so disgusting,
I made my kitty cat hunt it.
298
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,771
I don't know what the
hell you're talking about.
299
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,147
Who's the rat? Am I the rat?
300
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,189
No.
301
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,067
No. Steven.
302
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,740
Look.
Okay, I spoke to Annette.
303
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,408
And she made me realize that,
304
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,117
okay, you know, maybe I do have
305
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,453
some left-over
feelings for Michael.
306
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:03,165
And then she said that if I
wanted him, I'd have to fight for him.
307
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,125
But, Steven, I know in my heart
308
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,253
the only person I
wanna fight for is you.
309
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,630
Really? Oh, boy!
310
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,385
You like Kelso, but you
like me a little bit more?
311
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,388
What a bunch of crap!
You know what I think, Jackie?
312
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,348
I think the only
reason you were with me
313
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,110
in the first place was
to get back at Kelso.
314
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,686
Steven, how can you say that?
315
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,480
Okay, fine, you know what?
Maybe I do have feelings for Michael.
316
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:30,026
But what am I supposed to do?
He was my first boyfriend.
317
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,170
And you know what? You're
gonna have to learn to deal with it.
318
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,714
And if you can't,
and you're gonna have
319
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,049
to break up with
me because of that,
320
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,157
then I can't stop you,
but I think
321
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,701
it's a real waste,
because I love you!
322
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,128
I'm not saying it back!
323
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,721
I don't care.
324
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,348
Damn it!
325
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,592
So, are we gonna go
to the dance or what?
326
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,369
Oh, Steven.
327
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,757
Well, it looks like I'm just
in time for makeup sex.
328
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,429
Don't mind me.
You'll barely hear me.
329
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,184
If you prefer,
I can hide in the shower.
330
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,520
Fez, get out of here.
331
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,646
Okay, here I go.
332
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,577
So, earlier today
I mentioned that
333
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,831
I would like your balloons
to be my walkway of love.
334
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,416
And you said, "Okay."
335
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,004
Do you know what I meant?
336
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,857
Because I don't want to
surprise you with this one.
337
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,716
Well, I think you meant...
338
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,135
That's it!
339
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,556
Hey, look who's back together.
340
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,932
What the hell?
341
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,476
Come on, Jackie, let's dance.
342
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:36,235
How can she be with him when
she's so clearly not over me?
343
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,988
I think the question is,
how can you be with me
344
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,365
when you're so
clearly not over her?
345
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,743
Wait, is this a riddle?
Start over.
346
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,872
You're obviously
still in love with Jackie.
347
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,457
I'm going back to California.
348
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:55,295
Baby, no!
I'll prove that I'm over her.
349
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,537
I'll bet you 50 bucks that
if we do it, I'll be into it.
350
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,718
Good-bye, Michael.
351
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,803
Wait, but you win either way!
352
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,699
Oh, I feel so much better.
353
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:28,579
I am a strong, healthy woman
who doesn't need to go to bed
354
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,165
every time some mean old lady
gives her a cross look.
355
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,499
That's right.
356
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,502
Good evening, Mother.
357
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,503
Going out to dinner.
358
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,047
Oh.
359
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,632
Is that what you're wearing?
360
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,302
I'll be in bed.
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