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Either there is ash or smoke. 2 00:00:12,959 --> 00:00:14,517 Why doesn't anyone say anything? 3 00:00:15,262 --> 00:00:17,526 Why do they tolerate this smoke quietly? 4 00:00:18,265 --> 00:00:20,256 It's the limit to tolerance. 5 00:00:20,867 --> 00:00:23,768 Let douse cigarettes and cigars. 6 00:00:24,171 --> 00:00:26,230 There is ban on smoking on public places. 7 00:00:26,773 --> 00:00:28,798 You've to pay fine for it. 8 00:00:29,276 --> 00:00:32,177 Neither smoking nor let others smoking. 9 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,277 Smoking costs dearly. 10 00:00:39,886 --> 00:00:41,353 Everyone desires happiness. 11 00:00:44,224 --> 00:00:46,454 But at what cost? 12 00:00:47,361 --> 00:00:50,057 Smoking costs dearly. 13 00:00:51,965 --> 00:00:55,025 Smoking is injurious to your health... 14 00:00:57,704 --> 00:00:59,695 ...to your loves ones too. 15 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:05,935 You've to pay dearly for smoking. 16 00:03:30,056 --> 00:03:32,854 Who is going to select the jewellery mom? 17 00:03:32,959 --> 00:03:35,894 I have a performance in the evening. 18 00:03:36,062 --> 00:03:37,529 So shall I inform the newspapers? 19 00:03:37,631 --> 00:03:40,156 That step from the Bollywood movie "Cocktail" 20 00:03:42,502 --> 00:03:44,993 Come on, Aunty, all together now. 21 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,507 Move it, move it. 22 00:03:49,876 --> 00:03:52,538 No, you have to come. I insist. 23 00:03:53,847 --> 00:03:56,145 Just call for some more beers. 24 00:03:58,118 --> 00:04:00,086 Granny, I'm off to get my hands painted with henna. 25 00:04:00,987 --> 00:04:02,648 You come too! 26 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:05,123 And who's going to rehearse? 27 00:04:05,191 --> 00:04:08,319 Is it that song from the film "Cocktail"? I also want to learn. 28 00:04:08,361 --> 00:04:11,421 Whatever you want to do, do it on your honeymoon. 29 00:04:11,932 --> 00:04:14,799 Open a couple of beers and send them over here. 30 00:04:32,719 --> 00:04:35,813 I can't believe it. I'm getting married. 31 00:04:36,122 --> 00:04:40,525 I'm so nervous. It all feels like a dream. 32 00:04:43,897 --> 00:04:45,387 Where's Sonal? 33 00:04:45,498 --> 00:04:48,831 They've started the henna ceremony and she should be here, dancing. 34 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:51,267 We danced so much at her wedding. 35 00:04:51,871 --> 00:04:53,498 I think Dad's back from the shop. 36 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:58,404 Dad has done up his sweet shop as if it were a bride. 37 00:04:59,579 --> 00:05:04,175 Mummy said she'd put on a sari but she's not changed. 38 00:05:05,819 --> 00:05:09,721 I gave my mobile to Chintu to take pictures. Where is he? 39 00:05:09,823 --> 00:05:11,620 This is an important time for me. 40 00:05:11,725 --> 00:05:14,091 I want to upload them on Facebook. 41 00:05:14,394 --> 00:05:16,919 Vijay is back from London. He's looking very handsome. 42 00:05:16,997 --> 00:05:20,592 Put on some weight but in the right places. 43 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,463 Uff, my wedding night. In two days, I hope it goes well. 44 00:05:25,105 --> 00:05:30,133 Dear God, if it goes well, I'll come on a pilgrimage. 45 00:05:41,154 --> 00:05:42,382 There goes the electricity. 46 00:05:42,522 --> 00:05:43,853 It's gone again. 47 00:05:44,724 --> 00:05:47,056 On, off. On, off. 48 00:05:47,694 --> 00:05:50,219 Didn't you check before bringing it? 49 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:52,157 "Girl, you're done for" 50 00:05:52,232 --> 00:05:57,363 "Girl, you're single no more" 51 00:05:57,437 --> 00:05:59,029 "You were free as a kite" 52 00:05:59,139 --> 00:06:00,766 "So bright and so light" 53 00:06:04,644 --> 00:06:07,909 "You don't walk, you reel" 54 00:06:08,048 --> 00:06:11,017 "You've slapped the war paint on" 55 00:06:11,284 --> 00:06:12,751 "You learnt to speak the lingo" 56 00:06:12,819 --> 00:06:14,184 "Now you can't stop talking" 57 00:06:14,287 --> 00:06:17,017 "You're no less than Queen Victoria" 58 00:06:17,123 --> 00:06:20,456 "You're our own Big Ben" 59 00:06:20,694 --> 00:06:30,296 "When you begin to sway, all London sways with you" 60 00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:10,905 "Off you go to London, Love, you score ten on 10" 61 00:07:11,311 --> 00:07:12,938 "That transparent shirt" 62 00:07:12,979 --> 00:07:16,506 "Leaves nothing to the imagination" 63 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:23,280 "And now you've got a guy who defies definition" 64 00:07:29,229 --> 00:07:30,218 "Heavens above!" 65 00:07:37,003 --> 00:07:41,872 "From the speakers, Madonna burgeons: And tells us she's a virgin" 66 00:07:43,676 --> 00:07:47,009 "Like the pigeons in Trafalgar, You coo and you woo" 67 00:07:47,147 --> 00:07:50,674 "While white women swarm all around you" 68 00:07:50,884 --> 00:07:54,217 "Those wicked shades of pink" 69 00:07:54,387 --> 00:07:57,686 "Might drive you to drink. Watch your step, my boy" 70 00:07:57,791 --> 00:08:03,127 "You're going to love Southhall. No place better in the world" 71 00:08:03,329 --> 00:08:06,662 "You're our own Big Ben" 72 00:08:06,966 --> 00:08:09,901 "And when you begin to sway, all London sways with you" 73 00:08:10,203 --> 00:08:13,604 "You're our own Big Ben and when you sway" 74 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:17,070 "All London sways your way" 75 00:08:36,996 --> 00:08:38,429 "Put the glass on your head" 76 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:40,329 "Shake it, London" 77 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:42,034 "In high Punjabi style" 78 00:08:42,068 --> 00:08:43,797 "Shake it London" 79 00:08:50,476 --> 00:08:56,244 "Shake it, break it, shake it, London" 80 00:08:57,350 --> 00:09:02,549 "Shake it, shake it, shake it, London" 81 00:09:12,732 --> 00:09:14,324 "Take it away" 82 00:09:43,696 --> 00:09:44,321 Get you something? 83 00:09:44,364 --> 00:09:48,198 No, thanks. What are you doing here one day before our wedding? 84 00:09:51,204 --> 00:09:52,762 How many times you called! 85 00:09:52,939 --> 00:09:54,998 Do you know how difficult it was for me to come away? 86 00:09:55,174 --> 00:09:56,607 Everyone at home was asking. 87 00:09:56,676 --> 00:10:00,476 They say it's bad luck if boy and girl meeting before the wedding. 88 00:10:01,114 --> 00:10:02,672 You couldn't even wait one more day? 89 00:10:04,651 --> 00:10:08,087 As I was coming, I saw the decorators at work. They had a board 90 00:10:08,821 --> 00:10:12,723 "Rani weds Vijay". So lovely, it was picked out in gold. 91 00:10:13,626 --> 00:10:14,854 Rani, I can't marry you. 92 00:10:20,099 --> 00:10:20,724 Huh? 93 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:23,497 I really can't marry you. I'm sorry. 94 00:10:27,173 --> 00:10:28,140 You're joking, right? 95 00:10:28,174 --> 00:10:31,803 I wish it were a joke. But it's the truth. Accept it. 96 00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:34,506 Are you nervous? Is that it? 97 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:35,569 No... 98 00:10:38,051 --> 00:10:39,678 ...it's not that. It's just that... 99 00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:42,248 I've changed. A lot of things have changed. 100 00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:45,923 For me, it's all about travel, business, meetings. 101 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,957 It'll be tough on you. 102 00:10:50,129 --> 00:10:54,361 What's changed? I haven't changed. 103 00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:57,626 That's just it. You're still the same. 104 00:10:58,338 --> 00:11:01,705 I've changed. Try and understand. 105 00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:06,038 I'm not doing this for myself, you know. It'll be tough on you too. 106 00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:10,181 Now what? What do I do? 107 00:11:10,883 --> 00:11:13,044 I go home... and tell Mom-dad what? 108 00:11:13,553 --> 00:11:15,111 Have you told your parents? 109 00:11:16,222 --> 00:11:17,154 Yeah, they know. 110 00:11:17,223 --> 00:11:18,622 And what did they say? 111 00:11:19,058 --> 00:11:21,322 They understood. I told them. 112 00:11:24,964 --> 00:11:28,525 This is best for both of us. It's okay. It happens. 113 00:11:28,568 --> 00:11:29,865 It happens quite often. 114 00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:32,937 I think... you've found someone else. 115 00:11:33,106 --> 00:11:35,233 Nothing like that. There's no one else. 116 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,134 I'm just being practical. 117 00:11:39,479 --> 00:11:42,642 Listen, you'll have your pick from Rajori your type of a guy. 118 00:11:42,882 --> 00:11:45,373 You'll be very happy. I know. 119 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:47,943 And we'll be friends too. 120 00:11:48,354 --> 00:11:49,844 I'm not abandoning you. We'll be in touch. 121 00:11:49,889 --> 00:11:52,221 Talk to my parents. Tell them what you have to say. 122 00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:53,951 Don't talk to me. 123 00:12:01,701 --> 00:12:04,067 What happened? What did he say? 124 00:12:04,604 --> 00:12:05,969 Why are you crying? 125 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:15,569 Vijay... 126 00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:20,975 Vijay... don't end it like this. 127 00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,180 I'll do whatever you want. 128 00:12:25,191 --> 00:12:27,489 Don't do this here. Don't cry. 129 00:12:30,263 --> 00:12:32,527 When I tell my father, he'll have a heart attack. 130 00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:34,457 Nothing like that will happen. 131 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,798 I beg you. Please marry me. 132 00:12:36,869 --> 00:12:38,200 Who will marry me now? 133 00:12:38,638 --> 00:12:41,607 Don't create a scene. It's a coffee shop. 134 00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:45,042 Everything's all set for the wedding. 135 00:12:45,812 --> 00:12:47,939 Just let's go through with it. Then we can sort it out. 136 00:12:52,985 --> 00:12:54,782 - I'll call you. You go now. - How do I go home? 137 00:12:54,854 --> 00:12:57,385 God damn it, people are staring. What are you up to? You'll call? 138 00:12:57,523 --> 00:12:58,956 I swear. I'll call you. 139 00:12:59,692 --> 00:13:00,954 Go. I'll call. 140 00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:06,394 Chintu is watching. And these people. I'll call you. 141 00:13:07,366 --> 00:13:08,924 I'll call you. Go. 142 00:13:16,976 --> 00:13:21,936 "I've found my love" 143 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:30,050 "My love, my lost love" 144 00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:39,530 "My love, my lost love" 145 00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:54,170 "You are my love, my sorrow" 146 00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:59,116 Dhingra, what are you saying? 147 00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:02,779 The wedding is in two days. 148 00:14:04,457 --> 00:14:08,359 Let me talk to Vijay... 149 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:22,631 "My love, my lost love" 150 00:14:26,245 --> 00:14:31,239 "You are my pride, my glory" 151 00:14:31,884 --> 00:14:37,254 "I am your life" 152 00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:43,226 "The Keekar trees are dying" 153 00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:49,498 "My heart stops beating when I meet my love" 154 00:14:50,503 --> 00:14:56,135 "He stole my heart" 155 00:14:56,576 --> 00:15:01,570 "And now that I have my love, I ask for nothing more" 156 00:15:17,597 --> 00:15:22,330 "You are my pride, my glory" 157 00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:35,010 'Rani, open the door.' 158 00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:39,511 'I'll talk to Vijay, please open the door.' 159 00:15:39,619 --> 00:15:43,453 'Your father will talk to Vijay, please open the door.' 160 00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:51,193 'Rani, please open the door.' 161 00:15:57,436 --> 00:16:00,803 'The number you have called is currently switched off' 162 00:16:08,981 --> 00:16:12,382 'The number you have called is currently switched off' 163 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,855 'May we have a kilo of sweets? ' 164 00:16:18,824 --> 00:16:21,452 Why a kilo? The shop is yours. 165 00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:27,628 - Hello Mrs. Dhingra. - Hello, hello. 166 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:31,231 - Our daughter, Rani. - She's grown up! 167 00:16:31,971 --> 00:16:33,939 She's really very sweet. 168 00:16:34,073 --> 00:16:36,940 When the father has a sweet shop... 169 00:16:37,009 --> 00:16:40,206 ...the daughter would be dipped in sugar syrup, right? 170 00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:44,440 Vijay, son, come here. 171 00:16:46,485 --> 00:16:53,220 This is Jeet uncle's relative. We've been close to their family. 172 00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:57,728 Before marriage, we hung out together all the time. 173 00:16:57,963 --> 00:16:59,123 How about some tea? 174 00:17:00,766 --> 00:17:02,859 Let's go get nostalgic. 175 00:17:04,704 --> 00:17:07,468 You check out the sweets, we'll have some Golguppe. 176 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:11,473 Don't worry. Send the cheque when you can. 177 00:17:13,346 --> 00:17:14,335 Hello. 178 00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:16,603 Vijay. 179 00:17:17,616 --> 00:17:18,605 Hello. 180 00:17:19,485 --> 00:17:21,112 Did you make these? 181 00:17:22,054 --> 00:17:23,453 I make great sweets. 182 00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:25,818 May I taste some? 183 00:17:29,228 --> 00:17:30,217 Thank you. 184 00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,525 Very sweet. 185 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,237 How did you make these? 186 00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:45,133 Can you make Barfi (sweet dish)? 187 00:17:46,045 --> 00:17:47,137 I can make instant noodles. 188 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,614 It's a combination of two kinds of sweets. 189 00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:56,321 You coat the Laddoo with the Khoya from the Barfi. 190 00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,287 Your father was saying, you're studying home science? 191 00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:01,615 Where? 192 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:03,161 H. S. Polytech, First Year. 193 00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:04,420 North campus? 194 00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,862 Do you know Moolchand? 195 00:18:06,932 --> 00:18:07,660 Yes. 196 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:08,724 It's not there. 197 00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:12,229 From Moolchand you take a left for Siri Fort? 198 00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:13,327 You do indeed. 199 00:18:13,539 --> 00:18:14,563 It's not there either. 200 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:18,899 From there, you take a Mudrika bus to my college. 201 00:18:20,045 --> 00:18:21,637 It's quite close by. 202 00:18:22,748 --> 00:18:24,909 My college is also there. I'm studying engineering. 203 00:18:25,484 --> 00:18:26,712 My dad was right. 204 00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:32,984 You look like you were dunked in sugar syrup. 205 00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:34,883 So sugary. 206 00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:39,160 Do you like watching films? 207 00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:45,429 Hey, Home Science! 208 00:18:47,239 --> 00:18:48,467 What are you doing here? 209 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,506 Baking a cake? 210 00:18:52,545 --> 00:18:53,637 No. Making Chinese! 211 00:18:54,213 --> 00:18:55,202 Chinese cake? 212 00:18:59,618 --> 00:19:02,052 Just outside your college, you get great Samosas (snack) 213 00:19:02,721 --> 00:19:04,052 Crisp, salty, tangy. 214 00:19:04,857 --> 00:19:06,484 Bulging with potato. 215 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:08,986 You must have tasted them? 216 00:19:09,161 --> 00:19:11,493 Are you a cook to show so much interest in food? 217 00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:14,756 My interest is not in the food... it's in the cook! 218 00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:19,202 Ma'am. 219 00:19:19,271 --> 00:19:21,865 So who was that guy in the denim jacket? At the window? 220 00:19:21,907 --> 00:19:26,173 He's Dhingra uncle's son. Family friend. 221 00:19:26,912 --> 00:19:29,312 You sly thing! You have a romance going and not a word to me. 222 00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:31,279 - No romance, I swear on my Mummy-Daddy. - Don't lie. 223 00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:34,013 I swear. There's nothing happening. I don't like him. 224 00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:35,280 Make it happen then. 225 00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:36,577 He looks like Shah Rukh Khan to me. 226 00:19:36,689 --> 00:19:38,156 You know I want an arranged marriage. 227 00:19:38,257 --> 00:19:39,315 Cold drink? 228 00:19:41,393 --> 00:19:42,382 Snacks? 229 00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:48,393 Are you nuts? He's quite hot. 230 00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:51,562 Okay, one more plate. Go on then. 231 00:19:53,038 --> 00:19:54,027 Ice-cream? 232 00:19:57,176 --> 00:19:58,803 Let's get out of here. 233 00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:00,237 - Money? - Tomorrow. 234 00:20:06,385 --> 00:20:07,374 Hello. 235 00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:12,954 I've made up my mind. From today, I won't call you Rani. 236 00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:14,314 As you wish. 237 00:20:14,894 --> 00:20:16,623 So what are you going to call her? 238 00:20:17,763 --> 00:20:18,752 My queen!! 239 00:20:50,930 --> 00:20:53,091 I've seen at least ten films in which the heroes have tried this. 240 00:20:53,866 --> 00:20:55,766 What? They've tried to talk to you? 241 00:20:57,002 --> 00:20:59,300 This shelves-of-a-library trick. 242 00:20:59,605 --> 00:21:01,197 Worked, hasn't it, each time? 243 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:04,971 I have work to do. 244 00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:06,268 And afterwards? 245 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:08,569 Ahn? Queen? 246 00:21:09,481 --> 00:21:10,470 Chinese? 247 00:21:12,451 --> 00:21:13,440 Um... Soup? 248 00:21:15,387 --> 00:21:16,376 Queen, soup? 249 00:21:18,457 --> 00:21:23,895 Chinese? On my knees. 250 00:21:25,965 --> 00:21:28,092 - Sweet corn. - Sweet corn! 251 00:21:30,869 --> 00:21:32,166 You are so sweet. 252 00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:35,071 Hey, who are you? What are you doing here? 253 00:21:36,675 --> 00:21:40,008 Don't you know this is a girl's college. Get out from here. Go... 254 00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:40,771 She's my sister. 255 00:21:40,846 --> 00:21:43,838 - Go get out. - Going. 256 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:48,609 Is the soup okay? 257 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:54,152 Not too hot? 258 00:21:56,128 --> 00:21:57,322 Shall I tell you a joke? 259 00:21:58,063 --> 00:21:59,621 Chintu knows lots of jokes. 260 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,901 An ant was very fair. 261 00:22:04,003 --> 00:22:07,632 Her mother asked her why she was fair. 262 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,141 She said I use fairness cream... 263 00:22:11,176 --> 00:22:13,644 ...and drink and dance to Youtube. 264 00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:18,815 Naughty. 265 00:22:24,990 --> 00:22:26,321 He goes everywhere with you? 266 00:22:26,392 --> 00:22:29,555 Wherever our parents send him. 267 00:22:32,164 --> 00:22:33,358 Will he be part of your dowry? 268 00:22:48,747 --> 00:22:49,577 Rani. 269 00:22:49,615 --> 00:22:51,082 The decorator is calling. 270 00:22:55,487 --> 00:22:57,921 Yes, I know it's the last minute. 271 00:22:58,691 --> 00:23:00,386 So take your cancellation charges. 272 00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:07,394 Go and sit down, love. Take a break. 273 00:23:07,499 --> 00:23:09,194 - Just sit down. I'm here now. 274 00:23:09,268 --> 00:23:10,360 - I'm not going anywhere. 275 00:23:22,081 --> 00:23:23,241 Rani I love... 276 00:23:25,684 --> 00:23:26,742 So loud. 277 00:23:27,786 --> 00:23:28,810 It's crazy. 278 00:23:46,271 --> 00:23:47,568 Rani I love... 279 00:23:51,009 --> 00:23:52,203 Sonal is calling. 280 00:23:52,277 --> 00:23:53,972 I can talk later. 281 00:23:54,246 --> 00:23:55,611 - Sister... - It's not that important. 282 00:23:56,281 --> 00:23:57,873 He's trying to say I love you. 283 00:24:06,759 --> 00:24:07,748 Thank you. 284 00:24:22,841 --> 00:24:25,332 I had a boyfriend once, Faizal. 285 00:24:26,044 --> 00:24:29,241 I left him behind in Pakistan but he was a cutie. 286 00:24:30,082 --> 00:24:31,743 Then I met your grandfather. 287 00:24:36,088 --> 00:24:39,649 I met your grandfather in a refugee camp. 288 00:24:40,058 --> 00:24:45,553 We shared a tent and in the lamplight, he was so handsome... 289 00:24:46,365 --> 00:24:49,425 You never know, Rani, who you're going to meet. 290 00:24:49,802 --> 00:24:52,396 Don't worry about anything. 291 00:24:52,871 --> 00:24:55,203 Go out and grab at life. 292 00:24:55,974 --> 00:25:01,071 No one can stop you from getting what you're supposed to get. 293 00:25:02,014 --> 00:25:04,380 I know you feel like your life has ended today. 294 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,176 But tomorrow is another day, love. 295 00:25:07,753 --> 00:25:10,221 The day after? 296 00:25:10,656 --> 00:25:13,523 You'll only say: It was for the best. 297 00:25:15,694 --> 00:25:16,683 Stop crying. 298 00:25:17,529 --> 00:25:19,087 I'll miss you. 299 00:25:22,901 --> 00:25:26,029 You think I won't miss you. It's only London. 300 00:25:26,572 --> 00:25:27,630 I will call you everyday 301 00:25:29,341 --> 00:25:31,571 Tattoo my name on you. 302 00:25:32,544 --> 00:25:33,533 Why? 303 00:25:33,679 --> 00:25:36,045 What do you mean, 'Why? ' Brad Pitt did it for Angelina. 304 00:25:36,415 --> 00:25:37,848 So you do it! 305 00:25:39,751 --> 00:25:42,413 I already have you tattooed on my heart, right? 306 00:25:43,555 --> 00:25:44,886 My hearts Queen? 307 00:25:48,827 --> 00:25:50,351 Rani, open the door. 308 00:25:51,797 --> 00:25:53,196 I've brought you tea. 309 00:25:53,498 --> 00:25:55,489 Rani, you haven't eaten anything since morning. 310 00:25:56,535 --> 00:25:57,797 Please have something. 311 00:25:59,538 --> 00:26:00,835 You can't go on like this. 312 00:26:03,609 --> 00:26:04,974 Open the door, child. 313 00:26:46,151 --> 00:26:47,982 Hey honeymoon queen, open the door. 314 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:49,078 Sonal, it's open. 315 00:26:49,421 --> 00:26:52,720 Where have you been? Where's my passport and ticket. 316 00:26:53,258 --> 00:26:54,919 Your passport isn't ready. 317 00:26:56,361 --> 00:26:57,350 I'm sorry. 318 00:26:58,263 --> 00:26:59,594 Not ready? 319 00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:03,797 You nutter, you almost gave me a heart attack. 320 00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:06,899 Here. Your passport and ticket. 321 00:27:07,139 --> 00:27:10,836 Now go on your honeymoon instead of just talking about it. 322 00:27:14,079 --> 00:27:16,206 I think I'm even more excited, by God, than you. 323 00:27:16,515 --> 00:27:17,641 I know. 324 00:27:18,216 --> 00:27:20,776 That holy hole will be breached at last. 325 00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:25,216 The one you've kept it like a mutual fund. Now's the time to break it. 326 00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:28,954 Shut up, Loony, Mummy will hear you. 327 00:27:34,199 --> 00:27:35,826 You're on the run or something? 328 00:27:37,936 --> 00:27:42,464 Since I was 17, I've dreamed of a honeymoon in my favourite city. 329 00:27:42,908 --> 00:27:43,840 Goa? 330 00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:45,604 No, Foreign country. 331 00:27:46,478 --> 00:27:48,446 Paris. Paris is my favourite city. 332 00:27:48,847 --> 00:27:50,007 His is Amsterdam. 333 00:27:50,048 --> 00:27:51,709 Amsterdam? Where's that? 334 00:27:51,817 --> 00:27:53,614 It's close to Paris. You have to take a train. 335 00:27:53,852 --> 00:27:56,013 - When do you leave? - The day after the wedding. 336 00:27:56,655 --> 00:27:58,555 Madam, you're going to Paris. 337 00:27:58,690 --> 00:27:59,987 Let us at least get to the window. 338 00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:01,314 Hey! 339 00:28:02,627 --> 00:28:04,254 It's OK Chintu, let it go. 340 00:28:05,297 --> 00:28:06,696 I want to close my account. 341 00:28:16,308 --> 00:28:18,640 - Congratulations. Congratulations. - Listen to me... 342 00:28:18,777 --> 00:28:20,039 We've come to bless the bride! 343 00:28:20,178 --> 00:28:23,341 The wedding was supposed to happen, but it's cancelled now. 344 00:28:23,782 --> 00:28:25,272 Please listen to me. 345 00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:29,077 You handle them. 346 00:29:13,498 --> 00:29:15,432 I want to go on my honeymoon. 347 00:29:41,993 --> 00:29:42,982 Rani... 348 00:29:50,735 --> 00:29:52,225 Do you really want to go? 349 00:29:58,143 --> 00:29:59,132 Yes. 350 00:30:00,178 --> 00:30:01,236 Is it necessary? 351 00:30:05,584 --> 00:30:06,573 No. 352 00:30:07,552 --> 00:30:09,782 I won't go if you don't want me to. 353 00:30:23,235 --> 00:30:25,169 You could have taken Chintu with you... 354 00:30:28,206 --> 00:30:30,333 Call me on that computer thing everyday. 355 00:30:35,547 --> 00:30:37,174 And meet Verma aunty in Paris. 356 00:30:40,318 --> 00:30:41,615 You will, won't you? 357 00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:46,179 Won't you? 358 00:31:41,146 --> 00:31:46,550 "Why am I pursued by shadows?" 359 00:31:49,654 --> 00:32:02,590 "I have to coax myself into believing" 360 00:32:02,834 --> 00:32:06,463 "In these broken and worn-out lies" 361 00:32:06,805 --> 00:32:11,435 "While I wander, aimlessly" 362 00:32:13,979 --> 00:32:17,244 "Why did this betrayer wander into my life?" 363 00:32:17,349 --> 00:32:20,512 "Only to vanish again?" 364 00:32:22,454 --> 00:32:28,154 "Why did he leave me with this freight of shadows?" 365 00:32:30,762 --> 00:32:34,994 "Why did this betrayer wander into my life?" 366 00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:37,728 "Only to vanish again?" 367 00:32:39,137 --> 00:32:45,133 "Why did he leave me with this freight of shadows?" 368 00:32:59,591 --> 00:33:00,523 Taxi. 369 00:33:00,859 --> 00:33:01,848 Taxi. 370 00:33:02,727 --> 00:33:03,716 Taxi is there. 371 00:33:10,802 --> 00:33:12,099 To "Champ Elly Sis"? 372 00:33:12,404 --> 00:33:13,393 What? 373 00:33:14,005 --> 00:33:15,996 To "Champs Elly Say?" 374 00:33:16,408 --> 00:33:17,397 What? 375 00:33:20,178 --> 00:33:23,579 - Champs Elysees! - Okay. Let's go. 376 00:33:37,629 --> 00:33:40,393 Myself, Rani... my room here. 377 00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:43,896 Rani? Just a second. 378 00:33:45,570 --> 00:33:47,663 Sorry! No room Rani. 379 00:33:49,474 --> 00:33:51,339 Mr. And Mrs. Dhingra? 380 00:33:51,710 --> 00:33:52,699 Dhingra? 381 00:33:55,747 --> 00:33:56,736 Yes. 382 00:33:57,882 --> 00:34:03,184 "My shoulders can't take this weight" 383 00:34:06,057 --> 00:34:11,620 "Whatever I touch, falls to dust" 384 00:34:13,164 --> 00:34:20,969 "As I try to weave my own web of fate" 385 00:34:21,506 --> 00:34:31,814 "As I make these weak and wasted prayers" 386 00:34:34,886 --> 00:34:40,153 "No one seems to care" 387 00:34:42,894 --> 00:34:46,295 "Why did this betrayer wander into my life?" 388 00:34:46,331 --> 00:34:49,960 "Only to vanish again?" 389 00:34:51,369 --> 00:34:58,468 "Why did he leave me with this freight of shadows?" 390 00:34:59,878 --> 00:35:02,574 Mummy, mummy! Rani's on the computer. Come quick. 391 00:35:05,316 --> 00:35:07,614 Come on, everyone, perk up. 392 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,119 It's Rani. 393 00:35:11,189 --> 00:35:12,383 Rani, how are you? 394 00:35:12,857 --> 00:35:14,119 Did you reach safely? 395 00:35:14,259 --> 00:35:15,783 Is everything all right? 396 00:35:16,127 --> 00:35:17,253 Mummy, I can't see you. 397 00:35:17,362 --> 00:35:18,829 Can't see me? What do you mean? 398 00:35:18,963 --> 00:35:21,022 - Mummy, just sit down. - Oh right. 399 00:35:23,635 --> 00:35:24,659 Better now? 400 00:35:25,603 --> 00:35:27,537 Are you all right? 401 00:35:27,705 --> 00:35:29,138 Any problems on the way? 402 00:35:29,307 --> 00:35:31,434 And from the airport to the hotel? How did you manage? 403 00:35:32,043 --> 00:35:33,101 Is it cold? 404 00:35:33,411 --> 00:35:34,571 A little chilly. 405 00:35:34,879 --> 00:35:38,042 But you're not wearing a sweater. 406 00:35:38,249 --> 00:35:39,910 It's not chilly inside. 407 00:35:40,018 --> 00:35:44,785 Oh okay. But Rani, you catch cold easily. Take care of yourself. 408 00:35:45,156 --> 00:35:46,384 Uncle Minky's come? 409 00:35:46,524 --> 00:35:49,049 Your Uncle has a fire offering. 410 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,260 We thought we'd go. 411 00:35:52,197 --> 00:35:53,721 And pray for you. 412 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:56,727 Mummy. 413 00:35:57,769 --> 00:35:58,997 Did Vijay call? 414 00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:04,540 No, no sign of him. 415 00:36:06,211 --> 00:36:07,872 Did you meet his parents? 416 00:36:11,082 --> 00:36:12,242 Don't worry about anything. 417 00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:13,949 Things will sort themselves out. 418 00:36:14,452 --> 00:36:20,322 When you're done roaming, come home. 419 00:36:20,692 --> 00:36:23,160 I've got a headache. I'm going to take a nap. 420 00:36:23,962 --> 00:36:27,227 My phone will be on. 421 00:36:27,966 --> 00:36:30,025 Tell me all your news. 422 00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:33,528 Yeah! Oh baby. 423 00:36:33,671 --> 00:36:34,865 Who's that? 424 00:36:35,707 --> 00:36:36,696 Uhhhh 425 00:36:37,642 --> 00:36:43,877 Oh baby, baby. Yes, yes, yes. 426 00:36:53,758 --> 00:37:09,834 (Speaks French) 427 00:37:22,754 --> 00:37:23,743 Want one? 428 00:37:24,923 --> 00:37:25,981 Go fuck yourself. 429 00:37:36,401 --> 00:37:37,732 What are you looking at? 430 00:37:38,836 --> 00:37:39,996 Do you speak French? 431 00:37:43,074 --> 00:37:44,200 You don't speak French? 432 00:37:44,776 --> 00:37:45,902 No, English. 433 00:37:46,210 --> 00:37:47,541 So you enjoy the show? 434 00:37:49,681 --> 00:37:50,841 So you enjoy the show? 435 00:37:52,150 --> 00:37:54,175 I thought he hurt you. 436 00:37:58,556 --> 00:38:01,616 I have five minutes to fuck, only five minutes. 437 00:38:02,293 --> 00:38:03,351 I look at him. 438 00:38:03,561 --> 00:38:06,291 He is, how you say, small, pretty? 439 00:38:07,732 --> 00:38:09,700 It is fine. I don't mind. 440 00:38:10,301 --> 00:38:11,859 I tell him it is pretty. 441 00:38:13,137 --> 00:38:14,695 He don't like. He zip up and go. 442 00:38:17,609 --> 00:38:18,940 I don't understand, 443 00:38:22,013 --> 00:38:23,173 Why all men want big? 444 00:38:25,216 --> 00:38:26,740 Why do all men want big? 445 00:38:26,784 --> 00:38:28,012 Because you want big. 446 00:38:28,219 --> 00:38:31,450 Go fuck yourself. Up yours. 447 00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:34,021 I'll fuck you. 448 00:38:35,059 --> 00:38:36,526 And shut the fuck up. 449 00:38:50,274 --> 00:38:51,298 Hotel staff. 450 00:38:53,845 --> 00:38:55,244 You guest here? 451 00:38:59,817 --> 00:39:00,806 Need anything? 452 00:39:04,055 --> 00:39:07,115 You tell my boss I have sex in guest room? 453 00:39:10,194 --> 00:39:13,288 Please don't tell my boss I have sex in guest room. 454 00:39:13,531 --> 00:39:15,089 Okay? Promise? 455 00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:17,195 Promise? Say it? 456 00:39:17,935 --> 00:39:18,924 Promise. 457 00:39:20,138 --> 00:39:21,127 Bye. 458 00:39:38,856 --> 00:39:50,996 (Speaks French) 459 00:39:55,006 --> 00:40:01,138 (Speaks French) 460 00:40:10,521 --> 00:40:20,192 (Speaks French) 461 00:40:59,403 --> 00:41:02,566 Look, look. A girl throwing up. 462 00:41:11,816 --> 00:41:16,219 (Speaks French) 463 00:41:22,727 --> 00:41:23,716 (Speaks French) 464 00:41:24,428 --> 00:41:25,417 Problem? 465 00:41:26,697 --> 00:41:29,530 (Speaks French) 466 00:41:32,537 --> 00:41:33,868 (Speaks French) 467 00:41:35,273 --> 00:41:36,706 I don't know French... 468 00:41:38,442 --> 00:41:39,534 (Speaks French) 469 00:41:41,746 --> 00:41:43,145 Passport, visa? 470 00:41:43,848 --> 00:41:45,577 My hotel is right here. 471 00:41:45,850 --> 00:41:47,511 My passport's there too. 472 00:41:48,119 --> 00:41:49,177 What Hotel? 473 00:41:56,294 --> 00:41:57,386 I have my keys. 474 00:42:00,298 --> 00:42:01,595 Wine. 475 00:42:04,502 --> 00:42:06,800 You take. Come on. 476 00:42:11,943 --> 00:42:13,274 Come on, give it to me. 477 00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:20,112 Thank you. 478 00:42:20,184 --> 00:42:21,173 Hey... 479 00:42:24,121 --> 00:42:28,182 (Speaks French) 480 00:42:30,428 --> 00:42:31,417 You. 481 00:42:31,662 --> 00:42:33,721 You must keep your passport with you at all times. 482 00:42:33,965 --> 00:42:35,626 What are you doing, dancing around Paris without your passport? 483 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:37,167 You are lucky the cop is my friend. 484 00:42:38,436 --> 00:42:39,801 Sit down. Sit down. 485 00:42:46,811 --> 00:42:48,870 Poor thing. She looks so sad. 486 00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:51,346 Maybe my hat will improve things. 487 00:42:55,019 --> 00:42:56,179 What do you want? 488 00:42:56,254 --> 00:42:57,346 You want something? 489 00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:01,256 Food? Wait. Wait. 490 00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,428 It is cheese, tomato. Eat it. 491 00:43:05,796 --> 00:43:09,197 Where are you from? Pakistan eh? 492 00:43:12,336 --> 00:43:14,099 Rajori... India... 493 00:43:14,138 --> 00:43:15,537 Ahhh... Namastey. 494 00:43:19,043 --> 00:43:22,171 I'm Indian too... half Indian. 495 00:43:23,314 --> 00:43:24,508 You speak Hindi? 496 00:43:26,317 --> 00:43:29,377 A little. I am... how would you say... 497 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:32,518 A mix. Little Indian, some Spanish, some French. 498 00:43:32,723 --> 00:43:35,715 My mother is French and Spanish, Dad is Indian. 499 00:43:37,194 --> 00:43:38,456 Your Dad is Indian? 500 00:43:39,130 --> 00:43:42,031 Mama met Dad in Goa and boom boom... 501 00:43:42,166 --> 00:43:43,155 Here I am... 502 00:43:44,669 --> 00:43:45,829 I am Vijaylaxmi! 503 00:43:46,137 --> 00:43:47,126 Nice to meet you. 504 00:43:47,471 --> 00:43:48,768 You can call me Vijay! 505 00:43:51,075 --> 00:43:52,064 You? 506 00:43:57,214 --> 00:43:58,306 Myself Rani! 507 00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:01,115 Rani... Water? 508 00:44:02,286 --> 00:44:04,413 No, Pani is water. 509 00:44:05,790 --> 00:44:06,848 Rani - Queen! 510 00:44:07,758 --> 00:44:09,316 Okay, Queen... 511 00:44:10,027 --> 00:44:11,016 Nice. 512 00:44:11,729 --> 00:44:13,219 What are you doing here? 513 00:44:14,198 --> 00:44:15,290 (Speaks French) 514 00:44:16,434 --> 00:44:19,096 He's cute. Whose kid is he? 515 00:44:20,237 --> 00:44:23,035 He's my son, my life, my Ricky. 516 00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:25,864 He is your child? 517 00:44:27,511 --> 00:44:29,376 Then you did a great job with your figure. 518 00:44:30,081 --> 00:44:31,378 Thank you. 519 00:44:34,552 --> 00:44:35,849 (Speaks French) 520 00:44:35,886 --> 00:44:37,217 Come on, let's go. 521 00:44:44,128 --> 00:44:45,117 Hello Granny. 522 00:44:45,196 --> 00:44:47,687 What have you been up to? 523 00:44:47,798 --> 00:44:48,765 I'm watching telly. 524 00:44:48,799 --> 00:44:52,792 If you wanted to watch telly, why go so far? 525 00:44:52,903 --> 00:44:54,234 Get out of that hotel room. 526 00:44:54,271 --> 00:44:57,001 I've heard you're in the most beautiful city in the world. 527 00:44:57,208 --> 00:45:00,507 And who knows, there might be a handsome Pierre waiting for you. 528 00:45:38,849 --> 00:45:40,976 "O rainclouds, go tell him of the girl" 529 00:45:41,152 --> 00:45:43,120 "Who grew up in the green shade of the mango tree" 530 00:45:43,721 --> 00:45:45,814 "That girl was swathed in love" 531 00:45:46,057 --> 00:45:47,718 "Tell him about her" 532 00:45:56,467 --> 00:46:03,066 "O Rainclouds, tell him that this girl" 533 00:46:12,416 --> 00:46:21,381 "Once used her mother's keys to open a cupboard filled with dreams" 534 00:46:21,459 --> 00:46:28,422 "Out spilled lies dressed as fairy tales" 535 00:46:30,134 --> 00:46:34,764 "Go tell him of those" 536 00:46:34,972 --> 00:46:37,372 "O Rainclouds" 537 00:47:05,503 --> 00:47:07,061 India Gate is the best place in the world, right? 538 00:47:07,138 --> 00:47:08,765 No, that's the Eiffel Tower in Paris. 539 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,868 Eiffel Tower. 540 00:47:13,210 --> 00:47:14,973 I'll take you there on our honeymoon. 541 00:47:16,447 --> 00:47:18,278 And we'll have dinner at the top of the Eiffel Tower. 542 00:47:18,616 --> 00:47:19,981 You get food at the top? 543 00:47:21,752 --> 00:47:23,310 Oh you get lots of things at the top. 544 00:47:24,688 --> 00:47:25,848 Chinese food? 545 00:47:34,765 --> 00:47:36,426 "O rainclouds, go tell my lover" 546 00:47:37,268 --> 00:47:38,826 "That my world has slowly dissolved" 547 00:47:39,670 --> 00:47:43,504 "In the sorrow of parting" 548 00:47:44,508 --> 00:47:46,271 "I've forgotten my friends" 549 00:47:46,877 --> 00:47:48,606 "I've put away my toys" 550 00:47:49,246 --> 00:47:51,908 "And now I wait for the joys" 551 00:47:52,383 --> 00:47:55,181 "Go tell him of those" 552 00:47:57,188 --> 00:47:59,554 "O Rainclouds" 553 00:48:03,327 --> 00:48:05,318 "My palanquin lies empty" 554 00:48:05,796 --> 00:48:07,787 "lts flowers have withered" 555 00:48:08,165 --> 00:48:12,124 "My tears turn the rainwater to brine" 556 00:48:12,303 --> 00:48:18,674 "Salt. Salt. All salt" 557 00:48:21,045 --> 00:48:27,507 "Go tell him, O rainclouds, go tell him" 558 00:48:47,271 --> 00:48:48,431 Hello, can I help you? 559 00:48:49,940 --> 00:48:51,339 I want to go back to India. 560 00:49:00,684 --> 00:49:02,208 We will let you know madam. 561 00:49:30,748 --> 00:49:33,683 No, no. Thief, thief. 562 00:49:35,319 --> 00:49:37,344 - Give me the bag, bitch. - Mummy, Mummy. 563 00:49:39,890 --> 00:49:41,482 My passport, my passport! 564 00:49:45,896 --> 00:49:47,295 No, it's my bag. 565 00:49:53,637 --> 00:49:55,002 It's my bag. 566 00:49:55,706 --> 00:49:56,968 Give me the bag. 567 00:50:04,548 --> 00:50:05,640 Hey you! 568 00:50:06,283 --> 00:50:07,580 Get away from her. 569 00:50:08,385 --> 00:50:09,409 Slut. 570 00:50:46,290 --> 00:50:47,279 Hello Vijay? 571 00:50:50,661 --> 00:50:52,390 Where are you? I'm in the disco. 572 00:51:06,110 --> 00:51:07,099 Water? 573 00:51:24,194 --> 00:51:26,025 Was there a girl looking for me? 574 00:51:27,231 --> 00:51:28,391 Over there. 575 00:51:28,732 --> 00:51:29,721 Thank you. 576 00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:30,889 Rain! 577 00:51:33,003 --> 00:51:34,436 It rains in India too. 578 00:51:35,339 --> 00:51:36,397 I'm from India. 579 00:51:36,673 --> 00:51:37,662 Rajori. 580 00:51:37,908 --> 00:51:40,399 I came from Rajori on my honeymoon. 581 00:51:40,577 --> 00:51:41,771 No one with me. 582 00:51:42,913 --> 00:51:48,249 Everyone says I'm better looking than Vijay. 583 00:51:48,285 --> 00:51:49,445 I wouldn't say such things. 584 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,088 But everyone else. 585 00:51:53,424 --> 00:51:55,984 My friend Sonal? She said he looked like a bus conductor. 586 00:51:56,026 --> 00:51:57,459 I didn't tell him. 587 00:51:58,228 --> 00:52:01,391 And his friend, Montu. He said I was a wallflower. 588 00:52:01,999 --> 00:52:06,663 My life is such a mess. My life is such a ruin. 589 00:52:10,674 --> 00:52:13,507 Come. Have a drink. 590 00:52:16,213 --> 00:52:17,202 Alcohol! 591 00:52:17,948 --> 00:52:20,439 I obeyed my father and mother. 592 00:52:21,285 --> 00:52:22,752 I obeyed my teachers. 593 00:52:23,153 --> 00:52:26,384 Never cheated. Never lied... 594 00:52:26,924 --> 00:52:29,222 I obeyed Vijay. 595 00:52:29,526 --> 00:52:31,790 Name a person and I obeyed him. 596 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,691 I think Vijay has had sex in London. 597 00:52:40,404 --> 00:52:41,393 Sex. 598 00:52:45,542 --> 00:52:47,806 In front of our school, there was a convent school. 599 00:52:48,111 --> 00:52:54,380 The girls there would wear such short skirts, folding them, folding them up. 600 00:52:55,419 --> 00:52:59,446 I never did anything like that. 601 00:52:59,623 --> 00:53:01,784 You'd better change your ways Vijaylaxmi! 602 00:53:02,593 --> 00:53:08,532 Or you'll come to a bad end. 603 00:53:12,769 --> 00:53:14,532 Look at me. I'm alone. 604 00:53:16,406 --> 00:53:17,998 I'm doing everything alone. 605 00:53:18,509 --> 00:53:20,101 I'm crossing roads alone. 606 00:53:20,644 --> 00:53:22,509 I'm looking at the Eiffel Tower alone. 607 00:53:23,714 --> 00:53:25,477 I'm fighting muggers alone. 608 00:53:25,916 --> 00:53:27,850 But I held on to my bag. 609 00:53:30,454 --> 00:53:34,185 I showed that hoodlum. 610 00:53:35,292 --> 00:53:40,389 He's going to think twice before tangling with a Delhi girl. 611 00:53:40,531 --> 00:53:43,864 My life has become like my uncle's. 612 00:53:51,608 --> 00:53:53,269 He got cancer. 613 00:53:55,445 --> 00:53:56,912 Never had a drink. 614 00:53:57,648 --> 00:53:58,979 Never smoked a cigarette. 615 00:53:59,483 --> 00:54:00,745 And what do you know? He got cancer. 616 00:54:01,785 --> 00:54:03,252 Maybe he should have lived it up. 617 00:54:10,327 --> 00:54:11,851 A Bollywood tune? In Paris? 618 00:54:13,030 --> 00:54:14,497 Here? 619 00:54:14,932 --> 00:54:15,762 Bollywood! 620 00:54:15,832 --> 00:54:16,992 "The wine is flowing, it's the depths of the night" 621 00:54:17,067 --> 00:54:18,659 "We're not in hiding, we drink in full sight" 622 00:54:19,169 --> 00:54:22,195 "No one blinks when everyone drinks" 623 00:54:22,272 --> 00:54:25,435 "But my name is fair game..." 624 00:54:26,009 --> 00:54:28,773 "Whole bottles are downed and they drink, themselves to the ground" 625 00:54:28,879 --> 00:54:33,339 "But when I take a sip, the air gets tense" 626 00:54:34,351 --> 00:54:39,789 "When I take just a sip... the scandal is immense" 627 00:54:50,067 --> 00:54:55,505 "My lover slips me just a sip, a scandal explodes" 628 00:56:01,838 --> 00:56:03,499 Vijay... Vijay. 629 00:56:03,573 --> 00:56:05,200 Vijay, Vijay, what? 630 00:56:05,842 --> 00:56:07,173 Have you lost it? 631 00:56:09,012 --> 00:56:10,707 How could you dance like that? 632 00:56:10,914 --> 00:56:12,745 With so many people watching? 633 00:56:14,918 --> 00:56:16,886 At least think of my image. 634 00:56:17,287 --> 00:56:19,084 Thank god mummy wasn't there. 635 00:56:21,058 --> 00:56:22,491 The other girls were also dancing. 636 00:56:22,592 --> 00:56:23,854 Am I marrying those girls? 637 00:56:28,231 --> 00:56:29,220 I'm sorry. 638 00:56:29,366 --> 00:56:30,458 Yeah, sorry. 639 00:56:37,874 --> 00:56:40,866 "Outside, the storms rages at me" 640 00:56:41,244 --> 00:56:49,208 "Why does your lover live so cagily?" 641 00:56:51,621 --> 00:56:55,079 "What can be hidden in the depths of a glass?" 642 00:56:55,225 --> 00:57:03,291 "Touch it to your lips and it says: Let it pass" 643 00:57:04,901 --> 00:57:08,359 "Why talk of tomorrow" 644 00:57:08,438 --> 00:57:11,896 "Why drown in sorrow?" 645 00:57:12,576 --> 00:57:18,014 "Oh no you loving me leaving me baby will hurt no more" 646 00:57:33,830 --> 00:57:35,559 Vijay, they stopped playing our song. 647 00:58:51,007 --> 00:58:56,343 Why are you such a sad sack? Come to Delhi some time. 648 00:58:56,613 --> 00:58:58,046 I want to vomit. 649 00:58:58,615 --> 00:59:03,951 My friends taught me a saying in English: 650 00:59:04,087 --> 00:59:08,751 Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it? 651 00:59:12,162 --> 00:59:14,392 You guys taste your burps? 652 00:59:15,599 --> 00:59:17,066 You taste your burps? 653 00:59:19,302 --> 00:59:23,534 In India, girls are not allowed to burp. 654 00:59:24,541 --> 00:59:27,510 Everything is allowed here. 655 00:59:29,012 --> 00:59:35,315 But then in Rajori girls aren't allowed to do much. 656 00:59:35,819 --> 00:59:37,377 Let's burp today. 657 00:59:38,989 --> 00:59:41,082 You're quite good at it. 658 00:59:42,392 --> 00:59:43,859 You also burp. 659 00:59:58,608 --> 01:00:01,441 I love you. I love you. 660 01:00:01,578 --> 01:00:05,070 I told you, no? To call every day at the same time, a fixed time. 661 01:00:05,715 --> 01:00:07,080 Why isn't she answering? 662 01:00:07,117 --> 01:00:10,177 Why is she standing there? Rani? 663 01:00:11,054 --> 01:00:11,952 Hi. 664 01:00:11,988 --> 01:00:13,114 And who is this? 665 01:00:13,490 --> 01:00:15,253 I am Vijaylaxmi. 666 01:00:16,593 --> 01:00:18,288 Nice to meet you. Daddy! 667 01:00:19,963 --> 01:00:22,659 Don't call me Dad. Call me Ashwin, 668 01:00:22,933 --> 01:00:24,662 Ashu for you. 669 01:00:24,868 --> 01:00:27,928 Wow, Rani, you never told me your father was so good-looking. 670 01:00:28,238 --> 01:00:30,433 And Chintu. How are you, Chintu? 671 01:00:30,473 --> 01:00:31,872 Very fine, thank you. 672 01:00:32,175 --> 01:00:34,302 Rani is having a fantastic time. 673 01:00:34,444 --> 01:00:37,572 Chintu, go and do your homework. 674 01:00:38,615 --> 01:00:41,880 And you, go and do your work. 675 01:00:42,052 --> 01:00:43,041 What work? 676 01:00:43,086 --> 01:00:44,678 What you were doing? 677 01:00:44,888 --> 01:00:45,877 What was I doing? 678 01:00:45,922 --> 01:00:48,015 If you go back to doing it, you'll remember. 679 01:00:48,124 --> 01:00:50,490 Ashu, when are you coming to Paris? 680 01:00:53,163 --> 01:00:54,221 Is that Rani? 681 01:00:55,999 --> 01:01:01,027 Oh, someone's watching adult films. Enjoy! 682 01:01:01,805 --> 01:01:03,136 Hangover, darling! 683 01:01:06,776 --> 01:01:09,643 What did I do last night? 684 01:01:12,048 --> 01:01:13,174 The cops. 685 01:01:13,783 --> 01:01:14,875 They were chasing you. 686 01:01:16,853 --> 01:01:18,514 And your dad? 687 01:01:19,789 --> 01:01:21,450 He found out you were drinking. 688 01:01:22,025 --> 01:01:23,458 He is on his way to Paris. 689 01:01:24,227 --> 01:01:25,251 Drink this. 690 01:01:25,996 --> 01:01:26,758 For your head. 691 01:01:26,796 --> 01:01:29,822 Who told my family everything? 692 01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:39,697 Oh a joke. 693 01:01:42,445 --> 01:01:43,434 Rani... 694 01:01:43,513 --> 01:01:45,208 You are a very jolly person. 695 01:01:46,383 --> 01:01:49,216 Has your husband left for the office? 696 01:01:51,755 --> 01:01:52,744 Husband? 697 01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:54,882 I don't have a husband. 698 01:01:55,492 --> 01:01:58,017 I have Ricky with my boyfriend. 699 01:01:58,128 --> 01:01:59,322 'A child out of wedlock? ' 700 01:02:05,602 --> 01:02:07,092 Is that acceptable in Paris? 701 01:02:08,605 --> 01:02:09,697 Yeah sometimes... 702 01:02:11,975 --> 01:02:13,875 But right now stop worrying about that. 703 01:02:14,511 --> 01:02:15,535 Get up. 704 01:02:15,979 --> 01:02:18,709 I'm going to take you shopping. 705 01:02:18,982 --> 01:02:21,212 I really love this shop. 706 01:02:29,159 --> 01:02:30,990 And the changing room is over there. 707 01:02:33,963 --> 01:02:36,454 This dress has no material to it. 708 01:02:37,467 --> 01:02:39,059 What odd clothes. 709 01:02:39,736 --> 01:02:41,328 This is not my style. 710 01:02:42,839 --> 01:02:43,897 Vijay? 711 01:02:48,845 --> 01:02:49,834 Vijay? 712 01:02:51,147 --> 01:02:53,138 Rani. Are you serious? 713 01:02:55,485 --> 01:02:57,510 Looks nice. From the men's collection. 714 01:02:58,421 --> 01:02:59,547 Vijay, what do you think? 715 01:02:59,756 --> 01:03:03,852 I liked the top but I need the shorts to be longer. 716 01:03:04,294 --> 01:03:07,821 Go inside. I will get the clothes. Stay there. 717 01:03:09,399 --> 01:03:12,197 VIJAY, I'm not wearing anything. 718 01:03:12,836 --> 01:03:14,463 Vijay, please give me my clothes. 719 01:03:18,908 --> 01:03:21,206 Vijay, these clothes don't suit me. 720 01:03:21,845 --> 01:03:23,870 Vijay, please give me my clothes. 721 01:03:29,686 --> 01:03:31,085 Talk to him, you need to tell him. 722 01:03:31,121 --> 01:03:33,419 I tried talking to him. 723 01:03:46,503 --> 01:03:48,494 - You want some more? - No, I'm good. 724 01:03:58,948 --> 01:03:59,972 Woo-hoo 725 01:04:10,226 --> 01:04:12,421 "The sky was full of questions" 726 01:04:13,930 --> 01:04:15,955 "But there were answers to be found" 727 01:04:16,799 --> 01:04:18,130 - Come on. - No. 728 01:04:18,201 --> 01:04:21,967 "Let sun and cloud fight it out" 729 01:04:25,175 --> 01:04:29,339 "What do I care? My heart is filled with song" 730 01:04:31,548 --> 01:04:37,145 "There's a smile that refuses to leave my lips" 731 01:04:39,255 --> 01:04:43,453 "I'm leaving my sorrow behind" 732 01:04:46,429 --> 01:04:50,331 "Let the pleasures of the day surround me" 733 01:04:54,804 --> 01:05:00,765 "Peeping around corners, happiness surprises me" 734 01:05:01,844 --> 01:05:06,406 "And look, how it's chasing away" 735 01:05:08,885 --> 01:05:14,653 "Peeping out of corners, happiness..." 736 01:05:15,925 --> 01:05:20,021 "Peeping around corners, happiness surprises me" 737 01:05:20,697 --> 01:05:22,358 Shall I tell you a non-veg joke? 738 01:05:24,100 --> 01:05:25,089 Non-veg? 739 01:05:26,536 --> 01:05:28,470 One day Santa told Banta... 740 01:05:30,206 --> 01:05:31,537 Santa? Banta? 741 01:05:31,975 --> 01:05:33,772 Santa-Banta, you don't know? 742 01:05:34,611 --> 01:05:36,169 Santa-Banta are famous. 743 01:05:37,180 --> 01:05:38,613 Santa-Banta are Indians. 744 01:05:39,115 --> 01:05:40,480 Santa told Banta: 745 01:05:40,516 --> 01:05:42,984 I know you are wearing my wife's panties. 746 01:05:43,319 --> 01:05:44,877 Banta said: 747 01:05:45,121 --> 01:05:47,555 Your wife don't wear no panties. 748 01:05:47,624 --> 01:05:50,320 Santa said: Bro, sorry I doubted you. 749 01:05:58,334 --> 01:06:08,972 "The sorrows of yesterday. Peeping out of corners, happiness..." 750 01:06:12,415 --> 01:06:16,317 "It runs away and is lost in the blink of an eye" 751 01:06:16,552 --> 01:06:17,678 Have you ever been to India? 752 01:06:19,088 --> 01:06:20,077 Yeah. 753 01:06:20,690 --> 01:06:22,988 You must be going to Goa, right? 754 01:06:24,427 --> 01:06:25,621 I love Banaras... 755 01:06:26,129 --> 01:06:27,118 Banaras? 756 01:06:27,664 --> 01:06:30,360 We went on a family holiday. 757 01:06:31,601 --> 01:06:32,829 It was great fun. 758 01:06:34,237 --> 01:06:37,229 You get the best dope there. 759 01:06:37,473 --> 01:06:39,100 We also behaved like dopes there. 760 01:06:39,142 --> 01:06:42,475 Chintu and I had a buttermilk-drinking competition. 761 01:06:54,791 --> 01:07:01,196 "You are a sparkler, a fountain of light" 762 01:07:01,798 --> 01:07:05,700 "A bubble of joy" 763 01:07:05,935 --> 01:07:07,095 Lip-to-lip kiss. 764 01:07:08,771 --> 01:07:15,335 "Like a note sung in the night, you are a symphony" 765 01:07:15,912 --> 01:07:22,010 "A borrowed moment of happiness" 766 01:07:27,123 --> 01:07:28,647 Why are you sitting in the dark? 767 01:07:28,858 --> 01:07:30,985 You know how the electricity in Delhi is! 768 01:07:31,194 --> 01:07:32,855 The laptop is running on the inverter. 769 01:07:33,162 --> 01:07:35,357 Have you met Verma Aunty? 770 01:07:35,698 --> 01:07:38,166 We're going tomorrow, me and Vijaylaxmi. 771 01:07:38,468 --> 01:07:41,369 You're taking her along? 772 01:07:41,504 --> 01:07:42,664 She's a very sweet girl. 773 01:07:42,872 --> 01:07:44,464 She seems a bit of a hippie but she isn't. 774 01:07:44,841 --> 01:07:47,674 Where's your friend? 775 01:07:49,412 --> 01:07:51,437 I'm just saying hello. It's in our culture. 776 01:07:51,748 --> 01:07:53,147 Yeah. Where's she? 777 01:07:54,417 --> 01:07:56,248 I'd like to do this culture thing too. 778 01:08:11,968 --> 01:08:15,131 Your adult film ended before it could begin. 779 01:08:15,972 --> 01:08:17,405 Such a terrible thing to happen. 780 01:08:17,740 --> 01:08:19,935 Dolly. Look who's here. Rani. 781 01:08:20,009 --> 01:08:20,998 Rani who? 782 01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:23,608 Our Rani. Mr. Mehra's daughter. 783 01:08:28,217 --> 01:08:32,210 Ah yes, My poor baby, my poor lamb. 784 01:08:32,321 --> 01:08:34,016 This is my friend, Vijaylaxmi. She is from Paris. 785 01:08:34,123 --> 01:08:35,590 Bon jour, bon jour. 786 01:08:35,858 --> 01:08:38,622 Never mind, my little one, never mind. Sit down, sit down. 787 01:08:39,429 --> 01:08:42,091 You're again on your massage chair? 788 01:08:43,332 --> 01:08:45,527 Okay, what will you have? 789 01:08:45,635 --> 01:08:47,330 Nothing, thank you. Just water? 790 01:08:47,503 --> 01:08:51,997 Just water? Mom, Rani's here. 791 01:08:52,175 --> 01:08:53,335 Rani who? 792 01:08:53,509 --> 01:08:56,501 Our Rani. Mr. Mehra's daughter. 793 01:08:56,612 --> 01:09:02,380 My child, my poor child. 794 01:09:03,119 --> 01:09:05,553 How could this have happened? 795 01:09:05,721 --> 01:09:08,053 What was God thinking? 796 01:09:10,460 --> 01:09:12,325 It was a big shock to her. 797 01:09:12,728 --> 01:09:16,425 Since she heard, she's stopped eating and drinking. 798 01:09:17,567 --> 01:09:20,798 I don't feel like eating either. 799 01:09:21,204 --> 01:09:22,796 What a tragedy. 800 01:09:23,306 --> 01:09:26,070 You have to learn French here. What to do? 801 01:09:26,609 --> 01:09:29,339 I studied at Patel French Tutorials. 802 01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:31,140 May his lineage come to an end. 803 01:09:31,414 --> 01:09:32,574 May his face rot. 804 01:09:32,782 --> 01:09:34,306 May his eyes melt. 805 01:09:34,617 --> 01:09:37,643 What did my poor girl do to deserve this? 806 01:09:37,987 --> 01:09:42,617 May he have no place to rest his head in the world. 807 01:09:43,526 --> 01:09:44,686 What a shit. 808 01:09:46,796 --> 01:09:48,661 What a shit. 809 01:09:49,599 --> 01:09:50,657 What a shit. 810 01:09:55,705 --> 01:09:59,664 Mom also joined the same tutorials as I did. 811 01:10:00,643 --> 01:10:05,876 Me too, I learned French. 812 01:10:09,652 --> 01:10:13,713 (Speaks French) 813 01:10:14,156 --> 01:10:15,521 How was my French? 814 01:10:19,061 --> 01:10:20,358 Should we give her a hundred euros? 815 01:10:20,530 --> 01:10:21,690 What are you saying, Mom? 816 01:10:21,797 --> 01:10:23,560 It isn't like she got married. 817 01:10:24,233 --> 01:10:25,325 Give her 11 euros. 818 01:10:25,468 --> 01:10:29,199 That's quite a bit in Indian rupees. 819 01:10:29,272 --> 01:10:31,365 If you say so. 820 01:10:33,876 --> 01:10:35,639 Give her your blessings. 821 01:10:37,046 --> 01:10:39,708 This is for you and this is for Mummy. 822 01:10:40,016 --> 01:10:41,005 There's no need for this, Aunty. 823 01:10:41,050 --> 01:10:42,813 Keep it. You might need it. 824 01:10:46,422 --> 01:10:49,755 So what are you doing in Paris? 825 01:10:49,926 --> 01:10:51,587 Come to meet a friend? 826 01:10:51,761 --> 01:10:54,992 A trip to take her mind off things, poor sweet lamb. 827 01:10:55,865 --> 01:10:57,389 I came on my honeymoon. 828 01:10:58,301 --> 01:10:59,290 Honeymoon? 829 01:11:09,011 --> 01:11:10,000 Emotional. 830 01:11:15,685 --> 01:11:22,818 Kudi-mudi. Kudi-mudi. My poor lamb. My poor baa lamb. 831 01:11:28,364 --> 01:11:29,831 - Hello? - Hello madam. 832 01:11:30,266 --> 01:11:31,995 We can cancel your ticket to Amsterdam... 833 01:11:32,068 --> 01:11:33,933 ...and book you on the next flight to India. 834 01:11:34,370 --> 01:11:35,359 No, I will stay. 835 01:11:35,404 --> 01:11:36,496 Are you sure. 836 01:11:39,575 --> 01:11:41,236 You know what, we're going to party like the other night. 837 01:11:41,277 --> 01:11:44,678 I love when you drink. You're so fun. 838 01:11:45,247 --> 01:11:48,011 There are so many cute boys out there. 839 01:11:48,284 --> 01:11:49,512 I hate bras. 840 01:11:53,723 --> 01:11:54,883 I found a condom. 841 01:11:54,991 --> 01:11:56,390 Thank you. I need two. 842 01:11:56,492 --> 01:11:59,586 Actually you keep one. 843 01:12:00,863 --> 01:12:02,831 Use it later. I'll make sure. 844 01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:04,997 Condom in my bag! 845 01:12:10,773 --> 01:12:12,365 You left your bra here. 846 01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:14,866 You like it so much, 847 01:12:19,849 --> 01:12:20,838 you wear it. 848 01:12:23,152 --> 01:12:24,642 Come on, are you ready? 849 01:12:24,820 --> 01:12:27,914 I don't have a change. This is all I have. 850 01:12:28,658 --> 01:12:29,852 You cannot go like this. 851 01:12:30,226 --> 01:12:31,853 You'll have to pull the sleeves down. 852 01:12:32,128 --> 01:12:33,959 Okay? And the straps cannot show. 853 01:12:39,068 --> 01:12:45,007 Rani look at your breasts and your ass. Mi bella. 854 01:12:46,909 --> 01:12:48,240 Rani come on, we have to go 855 01:12:59,188 --> 01:13:02,954 (Speaks french) 856 01:13:07,463 --> 01:13:09,590 Hello... I'm waiting for you. 857 01:13:10,299 --> 01:13:11,288 Rajori 858 01:13:11,467 --> 01:13:14,334 Vijay, can we do something else? 859 01:13:17,006 --> 01:13:17,995 Come on. 860 01:13:53,042 --> 01:13:55,408 And this is how you travel in Paris. 861 01:13:56,545 --> 01:13:57,534 Perfect. 862 01:13:59,215 --> 01:14:00,273 Come with me. 863 01:14:01,016 --> 01:14:02,347 I'm scared. 864 01:14:02,852 --> 01:14:04,683 What will I do there alone? 865 01:14:05,020 --> 01:14:07,989 Rani. You've come from India to Paris on your own, 866 01:14:08,224 --> 01:14:09,816 this is only Amsterdam. 867 01:14:10,126 --> 01:14:12,526 And you are a brave girl. 868 01:14:13,329 --> 01:14:14,318 You'll be fine. 869 01:14:18,334 --> 01:14:20,165 This dress looks lovely on you. 870 01:14:22,171 --> 01:14:25,299 I'll send you some more from Delhi in this bag. 871 01:14:26,976 --> 01:14:28,967 I'll come to India. 872 01:14:29,678 --> 01:14:33,512 I promised Ricky I'd take him to India when he's five. 873 01:14:34,483 --> 01:14:35,472 Really? 874 01:14:35,518 --> 01:14:37,110 And I've to meet Chintu also. 875 01:14:37,386 --> 01:14:39,013 Chintu will die. 876 01:14:45,561 --> 01:14:46,653 Ah before I forget, here. 877 01:14:46,796 --> 01:14:50,254 Give this to my friend Roxette in Amsterdam. 878 01:14:51,066 --> 01:14:52,397 This is her address. 879 01:14:52,835 --> 01:14:56,362 Call her if you need anything. She is a good girl. 880 01:14:57,173 --> 01:14:58,162 Promise? 881 01:14:59,909 --> 01:15:02,139 Go you'll miss your train. 882 01:15:03,646 --> 01:15:04,772 And don't change. 883 01:15:05,915 --> 01:15:07,348 You also don't change. 884 01:15:08,918 --> 01:15:13,355 Only... you could drink a little less. 885 01:15:14,190 --> 01:15:19,719 And reduce having sex with strangers. 886 01:15:21,630 --> 01:15:22,858 Send me your sermons on email. 887 01:15:22,998 --> 01:15:23,987 OK. 888 01:15:24,867 --> 01:15:25,856 Go on. 889 01:15:32,408 --> 01:15:33,397 I'll miss you. 890 01:15:37,947 --> 01:15:38,936 Rani... 891 01:15:39,682 --> 01:15:40,671 You lost a Vijay? 892 01:15:41,283 --> 01:15:42,272 So what? 893 01:15:43,018 --> 01:15:44,485 You gained a Vijaylaxmi. 894 01:15:48,524 --> 01:15:49,786 Come on. 895 01:15:51,794 --> 01:15:53,261 Show me your moves. 896 01:15:56,398 --> 01:15:57,387 Bye. 897 01:15:57,700 --> 01:16:00,567 Call me when you get to Amsterdam. Take care. 898 01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:39,600 How are you? 899 01:16:41,343 --> 01:16:42,469 It's me, Vijay. 900 01:16:44,013 --> 01:16:46,243 I want to meet you. I'm in Paris. 901 01:16:48,450 --> 01:16:49,439 Rani? 902 01:16:50,619 --> 01:16:51,347 Rani? 903 01:16:51,387 --> 01:16:52,376 Rani is dead. 904 01:17:40,336 --> 01:17:40,995 Hi there. 905 01:17:41,036 --> 01:17:42,162 I have reservation. 906 01:17:42,538 --> 01:17:43,527 In what name? 907 01:17:43,906 --> 01:17:44,838 Rani Mehra. 908 01:17:44,907 --> 01:17:45,999 Alright let me have a look. 909 01:17:46,342 --> 01:17:47,832 Vijaylaxmi did the reservation. 910 01:17:48,077 --> 01:17:49,237 Alright cool. 911 01:17:50,245 --> 01:17:51,234 Yes, I see you here. 912 01:17:51,313 --> 01:17:54,578 If you can take a seat somewhere there, I'll tell you when your room's ready. 913 01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:12,889 Rani. 914 01:18:14,069 --> 01:18:18,301 Yes, your room's ready. 208. On the first floor. 915 01:18:18,474 --> 01:18:24,037 And you should go to this party at Paradiso on the 15th. 916 01:18:24,646 --> 01:18:25,704 Enjoy your stay. 917 01:18:26,382 --> 01:18:27,974 How about my room? 918 01:18:32,755 --> 01:18:34,950 It's at Paradiso on the 15th of February. 919 01:18:35,324 --> 01:18:36,313 Thank you. 920 01:18:37,159 --> 01:18:40,219 Check the party out around the corner at Paradiso 921 01:18:40,562 --> 01:18:42,029 This is wrong room... 922 01:18:43,032 --> 01:18:44,260 What do you mean: Wrong room? 923 01:18:44,767 --> 01:18:45,893 Two men in the room. 924 01:18:46,068 --> 01:18:48,696 Yes, this is a hostel so you share a room with other people. 925 01:18:48,804 --> 01:18:50,704 No, I don't share a room. 926 01:18:51,373 --> 01:18:52,362 Yeah, well. 927 01:18:52,474 --> 01:18:53,498 I cannot. 928 01:18:54,710 --> 01:18:56,302 I need a room alone. 929 01:18:57,212 --> 01:18:59,510 We're fully booked, so I can't do that. 930 01:18:59,581 --> 01:19:00,912 I will not stay here. 931 01:19:01,650 --> 01:19:05,609 I'm told Amsterdam is fully booked up so you might find it difficult. 932 01:19:05,954 --> 01:19:07,478 I can only give you this room. 933 01:19:07,623 --> 01:19:09,648 If you want to find somewhere else, then. 934 01:19:12,194 --> 01:19:13,559 Sorry about that. 935 01:19:47,496 --> 01:19:48,986 That one's taken. 936 01:19:51,467 --> 01:19:52,456 Why? 937 01:19:53,702 --> 01:19:54,691 Top one's free. 938 01:20:19,728 --> 01:20:20,820 Hi Vijay. 939 01:20:22,331 --> 01:20:24,162 You are coming to Amsterdam? 940 01:20:25,434 --> 01:20:26,992 You are coming to my room? 941 01:20:28,704 --> 01:20:29,534 Okay. 942 01:20:29,571 --> 01:20:30,560 Tonight? 943 01:20:33,842 --> 01:20:36,367 Ok, tonight you're coming to my room. 944 01:20:36,578 --> 01:20:39,138 To check me? Okay. 945 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:06,337 (Speaks Japanese) 946 01:21:07,476 --> 01:21:08,465 Party? 947 01:21:13,015 --> 01:21:14,004 Hey, 948 01:21:15,317 --> 01:21:16,306 close the door. 949 01:21:16,351 --> 01:21:17,409 You close! 950 01:22:17,112 --> 01:22:19,580 I'd like some more please. 951 01:22:24,186 --> 01:22:25,915 Our statuses don't match anymore. 952 01:22:26,021 --> 01:22:27,386 We can't get married. 953 01:22:30,325 --> 01:22:32,020 Because our statuses don't match anymore. 954 01:22:35,030 --> 01:22:36,827 Because our statuses don't match anymore. 955 01:22:39,401 --> 01:22:41,266 Because our statuses don't match anymore. 956 01:22:43,071 --> 01:22:45,232 Because our statuses don't match anymore. 957 01:22:46,508 --> 01:22:48,999 Because our statuses don't match anymore. 958 01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:52,869 Mummy. 959 01:22:53,749 --> 01:22:55,910 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 960 01:22:56,118 --> 01:22:57,244 Please, sleep inside... 961 01:23:24,913 --> 01:23:26,073 Hold on a moment. 962 01:23:30,052 --> 01:23:30,916 Hello. 963 01:23:30,986 --> 01:23:33,011 Hello Chintu, how's it going, dude? 964 01:23:34,423 --> 01:23:35,913 Vijay here. 965 01:23:36,191 --> 01:23:37,351 What do you want? 966 01:23:38,493 --> 01:23:39,983 Where's Rani staying in Amsterdam? 967 01:23:40,696 --> 01:23:42,254 I can't hear anything. 968 01:23:43,398 --> 01:23:44,228 Hello. 969 01:23:44,266 --> 01:23:45,699 Wait, wait listen to me... 970 01:23:46,702 --> 01:23:48,829 Wants to know where Rani is. Loser! 971 01:23:50,105 --> 01:23:51,163 Loser! 972 01:25:02,444 --> 01:25:04,674 I make breakfast for you. 973 01:25:04,846 --> 01:25:05,835 Yes. 974 01:25:09,050 --> 01:25:10,278 Thank you. 975 01:25:14,823 --> 01:25:16,222 (Speaks Japanese) 976 01:25:16,525 --> 01:25:17,549 Sit down please. 977 01:25:19,661 --> 01:25:21,720 I'm Tim. I'm from France. 978 01:25:22,063 --> 01:25:23,052 Tim. 979 01:25:23,398 --> 01:25:25,025 Taka from Japan. 980 01:25:25,867 --> 01:25:26,856 Taka. 981 01:25:27,002 --> 01:25:28,469 Oleksander from Russia. 982 01:25:29,070 --> 01:25:30,059 Alecjander. 983 01:25:31,139 --> 01:25:32,868 No, Oleksander. 984 01:25:33,575 --> 01:25:34,803 Alecjander. 985 01:25:36,077 --> 01:25:38,045 Myself Rani, from India. 986 01:25:38,447 --> 01:25:40,176 Rani? What does this mean? 987 01:25:40,682 --> 01:25:41,671 Queen. 988 01:25:44,219 --> 01:25:45,208 What is this? 989 01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:46,309 French toast. 990 01:25:47,155 --> 01:25:48,383 French toast? 991 01:25:49,257 --> 01:25:50,451 I'm from France. 992 01:25:50,725 --> 01:25:51,714 This is not French. 993 01:25:52,027 --> 01:25:55,724 You get this only in India. 994 01:25:57,199 --> 01:25:58,325 For food like this? 995 01:25:58,733 --> 01:26:00,064 We sleep outside every night. 996 01:26:03,872 --> 01:26:04,861 Hi Rani! 997 01:26:07,142 --> 01:26:08,632 Where are mom and dad? - Coming 998 01:26:08,944 --> 01:26:10,070 Where is she? 999 01:26:10,212 --> 01:26:11,201 Who? 1000 01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:14,043 Ms. Vijaylaxmi 1001 01:26:14,616 --> 01:26:19,713 In Paris. And I'm in Amsterdam, dummy. 1002 01:26:21,990 --> 01:26:24,288 Mummy, you talk to rani. 1003 01:26:24,359 --> 01:26:26,020 Why wont you get the stumps? 1004 01:26:39,808 --> 01:26:41,002 He called me too. 1005 01:26:41,510 --> 01:26:43,910 Taka, don't move. Wait wait. 1006 01:26:45,013 --> 01:26:46,037 Did you talk to him? 1007 01:26:47,749 --> 01:26:49,080 Do you want to meet him? 1008 01:26:50,852 --> 01:26:52,342 Or did you meet him? 1009 01:26:54,155 --> 01:26:55,144 Not yet. 1010 01:26:56,358 --> 01:26:58,189 It's your decision. 1011 01:26:59,594 --> 01:27:02,927 If you still like him. 1012 01:27:04,599 --> 01:27:07,762 And if there's anything we can do, tell us. 1013 01:27:08,203 --> 01:27:09,534 Did you talk to his father? 1014 01:27:10,105 --> 01:27:11,265 Yes. 1015 01:27:12,307 --> 01:27:14,537 He told us Vijay was in Paris. 1016 01:27:17,379 --> 01:27:20,007 I'm hungry. I'm going to get something to eat. 1017 01:27:20,248 --> 01:27:21,647 You haven't eaten since morning? 1018 01:27:21,750 --> 01:27:23,012 I'll call you in the night. 1019 01:27:26,454 --> 01:27:28,479 Sorry. Family. 1020 01:27:29,457 --> 01:27:32,153 Don't know I'm staying with boys. 1021 01:27:33,128 --> 01:27:34,891 (Speaks Japanese) 1022 01:27:35,864 --> 01:27:37,388 - Mom and dad? - Yes. 1023 01:27:39,834 --> 01:27:41,324 Talk everyday? 1024 01:27:41,937 --> 01:27:44,337 Yes, sometimes ten times a day. 1025 01:27:48,410 --> 01:27:49,399 Sweet. 1026 01:27:59,521 --> 01:28:01,182 Scusi! Pretty lady. 1027 01:28:01,423 --> 01:28:04,358 Buon giorno. You looking for something. 1028 01:28:05,327 --> 01:28:06,351 Food. 1029 01:28:06,661 --> 01:28:08,822 Food? The good food yeah? 1030 01:28:09,497 --> 01:28:10,964 That one across the street? 1031 01:28:11,066 --> 01:28:11,930 There? 1032 01:28:11,967 --> 01:28:12,934 That one. 1033 01:28:12,968 --> 01:28:15,869 The best! The most beautiful food in Amsterdam. 1034 01:28:17,172 --> 01:28:18,537 I eat there every day. 1035 01:28:18,773 --> 01:28:19,762 Thank you! 1036 01:28:33,855 --> 01:28:34,844 You? 1037 01:28:35,223 --> 01:28:37,384 Oh did I forget to tell you it's my restaurant? 1038 01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:39,749 Nice. 1039 01:28:40,328 --> 01:28:41,818 You are a pretty lady! 1040 01:28:42,864 --> 01:28:43,626 India? 1041 01:28:43,698 --> 01:28:44,460 Yes, India. 1042 01:28:44,499 --> 01:28:45,488 Miss Universe? 1043 01:28:48,236 --> 01:28:49,225 Crab risotto? 1044 01:28:49,537 --> 01:28:51,164 Bellissimo! The butter... 1045 01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:54,832 And it is soft, like your skin. 1046 01:28:55,243 --> 01:28:58,144 Fresh basil makes me hungry. 1047 01:28:58,780 --> 01:28:59,769 And with the crab... 1048 01:29:02,617 --> 01:29:03,606 No crab. 1049 01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:06,814 Pizocheri... 1050 01:29:07,922 --> 01:29:09,412 It's the dish of the house. 1051 01:29:09,491 --> 01:29:13,757 Now this is a dish right up my alley. It is beautiful. 1052 01:29:17,265 --> 01:29:18,459 White quiche. 1053 01:29:18,533 --> 01:29:21,400 Potato, cabbage and cheese baked. 1054 01:29:21,503 --> 01:29:25,701 Three humble ingredients, it will blow your mind. 1055 01:29:26,174 --> 01:29:29,268 A tsunami of flavours in your mouth. It's beautiful. 1056 01:29:30,111 --> 01:29:31,271 Okay, this. 1057 01:29:31,446 --> 01:29:32,435 This? 1058 01:29:32,614 --> 01:29:33,706 Good choice. 1059 01:30:09,050 --> 01:30:10,517 You need anything else? 1060 01:30:13,188 --> 01:30:14,177 Sauce? 1061 01:30:14,723 --> 01:30:15,815 Sauce! 1062 01:30:16,891 --> 01:30:17,880 And? 1063 01:30:20,228 --> 01:30:21,957 Garlic and ginger? Burnt? 1064 01:30:22,330 --> 01:30:24,821 Garlic and ginger? Burnt? 1065 01:30:26,201 --> 01:30:27,225 And? 1066 01:30:30,772 --> 01:30:31,932 Dry chillies? 1067 01:30:32,373 --> 01:30:33,237 Dry chillies? 1068 01:30:33,274 --> 01:30:34,263 Dry chillies? 1069 01:30:35,877 --> 01:30:37,174 Dry chillies? 1070 01:30:37,579 --> 01:30:39,171 And lemon? - And lemon? 1071 01:30:39,481 --> 01:30:40,948 Lemon you squeeze in this. 1072 01:30:41,015 --> 01:30:41,811 Squeeze! 1073 01:30:41,850 --> 01:30:46,287 It becomes very good. And some more salt. 1074 01:30:48,089 --> 01:30:50,284 You know this is not Indian food? 1075 01:30:50,458 --> 01:30:51,550 No, it is Italian. 1076 01:30:51,659 --> 01:30:53,092 It is Italian! Brava! 1077 01:30:53,461 --> 01:30:56,021 Italian food, Italian flavours. 1078 01:30:56,131 --> 01:31:00,192 Its not chicken tiki-taka masala. Chili masala, no. 1079 01:31:00,268 --> 01:31:01,758 No, no, no. We have in India too. 1080 01:31:01,803 --> 01:31:03,566 You have in India? - Yes. 1081 01:31:04,305 --> 01:31:09,504 So why you put the salt, the pepper, the ginger burnt, the chilli... 1082 01:31:09,811 --> 01:31:10,743 ...I don't understand. 1083 01:31:10,812 --> 01:31:11,801 It tastes good. 1084 01:31:11,846 --> 01:31:12,835 It tastes good? 1085 01:31:12,881 --> 01:31:13,870 It tastes better. 1086 01:31:14,582 --> 01:31:17,312 You Indians put the chilli everywhere. 1087 01:31:17,886 --> 01:31:19,683 You can't put the chilli everywhere. 1088 01:31:20,655 --> 01:31:22,088 You don't like? 1089 01:31:22,657 --> 01:31:23,419 I like. 1090 01:31:23,458 --> 01:31:25,119 You like? You don't like. 1091 01:31:25,226 --> 01:31:27,057 You don't like my food. 1092 01:31:27,262 --> 01:31:30,095 There is no need to put all this stuff in my food. 1093 01:31:30,165 --> 01:31:31,564 You don't like the food. 1094 01:31:31,666 --> 01:31:33,759 No, I don't want your money. Take your money. 1095 01:31:33,835 --> 01:31:35,097 I don't want it. 1096 01:31:35,203 --> 01:31:37,296 Take your money. I don't want your money. 1097 01:31:38,239 --> 01:31:40,901 Hey. Ciao. And don't come back. 1098 01:31:59,093 --> 01:32:00,082 What happened? 1099 01:32:00,328 --> 01:32:02,796 (Speaks Japanese) 1100 01:32:20,648 --> 01:32:22,673 Tokhage. Yashcheritsa. Lzard. (Lizard) 1101 01:32:24,886 --> 01:32:26,012 Everyone got scared. 1102 01:32:30,892 --> 01:32:32,052 He was scared. 1103 01:32:36,364 --> 01:32:37,854 You're wearing my t-shirt. 1104 01:32:39,734 --> 01:32:40,723 Sorry. 1105 01:32:41,369 --> 01:32:43,929 Rani, Rani Tim ahh... 1106 01:32:44,405 --> 01:32:46,839 Olek, Olek Aaaa... 1107 01:32:48,343 --> 01:32:49,367 So scared. 1108 01:32:49,444 --> 01:32:51,571 Okay, guys. I have some CDs to sell. 1109 01:32:51,946 --> 01:32:55,211 I'll dance and get more money. 1110 01:33:03,958 --> 01:33:04,947 Good night. 1111 01:33:06,394 --> 01:33:08,157 You can... stay. 1112 01:33:11,532 --> 01:33:12,521 Sure? 1113 01:33:13,134 --> 01:33:14,123 Yes. 1114 01:33:15,103 --> 01:33:16,092 Thank you. 1115 01:33:17,672 --> 01:33:18,661 Lizard. 1116 01:33:23,144 --> 01:33:24,133 Joke. 1117 01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:40,250 When can I get the room? 1118 01:33:40,461 --> 01:33:41,655 I can tell you tonight. 1119 01:33:43,164 --> 01:33:44,825 And what about the lizard? 1120 01:33:45,199 --> 01:33:46,530 I'll call security. 1121 01:33:50,305 --> 01:33:51,294 So what's the plan? 1122 01:33:52,573 --> 01:33:54,438 I am going to the church and the museum. 1123 01:33:56,444 --> 01:33:57,433 Come with us. 1124 01:33:57,612 --> 01:33:58,579 Me? 1125 01:33:58,613 --> 01:33:59,705 Sir, your rent? 1126 01:34:01,983 --> 01:34:02,972 Tomorrow. 1127 01:34:06,955 --> 01:34:08,513 Alecjander. 1128 01:34:08,823 --> 01:34:10,586 Oleksander. 1129 01:34:11,092 --> 01:34:14,027 I think I'll call you Sikander. It suits you. 1130 01:34:16,397 --> 01:34:18,456 How much beer do you drink in a day? 1131 01:34:19,033 --> 01:34:19,897 Beer? 1132 01:34:19,968 --> 01:34:21,026 How much beer? 1133 01:34:23,604 --> 01:34:28,337 43 to 45. But I take 50 pisses. 1134 01:34:29,344 --> 01:34:31,335 You piss fifty times a day? 1135 01:34:32,714 --> 01:34:33,840 I go four times. 1136 01:34:35,883 --> 01:34:38,010 Have they gone to rent a boat or buy one? 1137 01:34:39,921 --> 01:34:42,788 I have a great sense of humour. You'll soon find out. 1138 01:34:43,658 --> 01:34:44,716 This is a rip off. 1139 01:34:47,462 --> 01:34:48,451 What? 1140 01:34:49,097 --> 01:34:51,463 Expensive. 1141 01:34:52,433 --> 01:34:56,733 I sing, money, boating. 1142 01:34:57,271 --> 01:34:59,205 I didn't like the boating plan. 1143 01:34:59,374 --> 01:35:01,740 Too much money. Let's go to the church. 1144 01:35:02,577 --> 01:35:03,566 Church? 1145 01:35:04,445 --> 01:35:08,347 You want to go to church? I'll take you to church. 1146 01:35:34,375 --> 01:35:35,637 This hand is hers too. 1147 01:35:35,710 --> 01:35:37,143 She cheats and peeks. 1148 01:35:37,311 --> 01:35:38,642 My honeymoon fund. 1149 01:35:38,713 --> 01:35:41,045 Ateast return my boot. 1150 01:35:45,987 --> 01:35:48,353 Sonal? Rani this side. 1151 01:35:48,723 --> 01:35:52,659 Rani? Wait, wait. Where are you? 1152 01:35:52,894 --> 01:35:54,725 Did you meet any hot guys? 1153 01:35:55,063 --> 01:35:56,155 I met some guys. 1154 01:35:56,364 --> 01:35:57,353 But they are cute. 1155 01:35:57,565 --> 01:36:00,193 Pack them in a couple of suitcases and bring them home. 1156 01:36:00,668 --> 01:36:02,863 Call me back in some time. 1157 01:36:03,271 --> 01:36:04,295 No, I'll call. 1158 01:36:04,672 --> 01:36:07,004 Nothing, nothing, Ayushman has done his business. 1159 01:36:07,408 --> 01:36:11,606 You take in the sights and I'll clean up some poop. 1160 01:36:11,746 --> 01:36:15,113 "Dreamers and dopers" 1161 01:36:15,183 --> 01:36:18,084 "Let's get moving, moving, moving" 1162 01:36:18,586 --> 01:36:21,953 "Let's get this started" 1163 01:36:25,460 --> 01:36:28,429 "This wild wild feeling" 1164 01:36:28,863 --> 01:36:31,525 "Has set my world reeling" 1165 01:36:32,300 --> 01:36:34,825 "And turned me inside out" 1166 01:36:37,572 --> 01:36:42,635 "You wild wild nomad, you wild wild nomad" 1167 01:36:42,743 --> 01:36:45,974 "What are your intentions about?" 1168 01:36:46,147 --> 01:36:52,143 "You wild wild nomad, show me how to party" 1169 01:36:52,954 --> 01:36:59,723 "Oh Lightning Lady, what's the agenda?" 1170 01:36:59,861 --> 01:37:05,595 "Oh lightning Lady, show me how to party" 1171 01:37:13,708 --> 01:37:14,697 Taka? 1172 01:37:16,277 --> 01:37:17,369 Same-same cap. 1173 01:37:18,479 --> 01:37:20,344 I'm taking for my brother, Chintu. 1174 01:37:30,691 --> 01:37:33,558 Rani! What is this? 1175 01:37:34,529 --> 01:37:37,794 It's an electrical massager. See? 1176 01:37:40,735 --> 01:37:42,726 This is for joint pains. 1177 01:37:44,005 --> 01:37:45,996 My grandfather has joint pain. 1178 01:37:46,340 --> 01:37:48,001 I'm taking for my grandfather. 1179 01:37:48,543 --> 01:37:49,532 What? 1180 01:37:59,487 --> 01:38:04,982 This is beautiful. Where does it go? 1181 01:38:08,663 --> 01:38:10,255 It's a ladies' belt. 1182 01:38:10,798 --> 01:38:14,256 You can wear it on anything. 1183 01:38:16,337 --> 01:38:19,329 But I'll get these belts in Lajpat Nagar too. 1184 01:38:26,881 --> 01:38:28,314 Lajpat Nagar. 1185 01:38:29,884 --> 01:38:31,613 Lajpat Nagar is in Delhi. 1186 01:38:35,489 --> 01:38:38,014 Foreigners find Lajpat Nagar very funny. 1187 01:38:39,427 --> 01:38:41,327 Lajpat Nagar is in Delhi. 1188 01:38:44,432 --> 01:38:46,866 People there are very funny? 1189 01:38:47,168 --> 01:38:48,294 What a nice shop. 1190 01:38:48,536 --> 01:38:50,026 I got gifts for everyone. 1191 01:38:50,171 --> 01:38:51,502 Family and friends. 1192 01:39:05,253 --> 01:39:07,016 What is this? 1193 01:39:08,856 --> 01:39:10,847 When people write this... 1194 01:39:10,992 --> 01:39:15,793 ...it is like they are leaving behind a piece of their soul? 1195 01:39:17,164 --> 01:39:20,065 A wall full of soul stories? Nice. 1196 01:39:22,637 --> 01:39:24,127 Why do you paint all this? 1197 01:39:24,905 --> 01:39:27,430 Whatever makes me angry, I paint. 1198 01:39:29,210 --> 01:39:30,199 And then? 1199 01:39:30,778 --> 01:39:32,973 I am going to paint on every single wall... 1200 01:39:33,147 --> 01:39:35,547 ...till they stop this stupid war for oil. 1201 01:39:37,718 --> 01:39:38,707 So nice. 1202 01:39:40,988 --> 01:39:42,853 I want to do something too. 1203 01:39:48,229 --> 01:39:49,958 So who is stopping you? 1204 01:39:53,100 --> 01:39:58,766 Vijay, Chaddha uncle was telling dad that I should work in his company. 1205 01:39:59,974 --> 01:40:03,437 I got eighty percent in the twelfth standard. So he was very impressed. 1206 01:40:04,178 --> 01:40:06,669 He's asked me earlier to handle accounts in his company. 1207 01:40:07,782 --> 01:40:08,976 Should I? 1208 01:40:11,152 --> 01:40:12,346 What did your dad say? 1209 01:40:12,653 --> 01:40:14,484 He said do what Vijay says. 1210 01:40:18,159 --> 01:40:20,957 Why should you work? What's the point? 1211 01:40:24,198 --> 01:40:25,790 Why stay out all day? 1212 01:40:28,202 --> 01:40:29,567 Am I going to starve you? 1213 01:40:29,670 --> 01:40:31,103 I have a job no! 1214 01:40:32,106 --> 01:40:33,130 Don't you have faith in me? 1215 01:40:33,274 --> 01:40:34,571 - Not like that. - So what? 1216 01:40:36,644 --> 01:40:37,633 Refuse. 1217 01:41:00,835 --> 01:41:08,708 (Speaks Japanese) 1218 01:41:09,243 --> 01:41:24,250 (Speaks Hindi) 1219 01:41:24,592 --> 01:41:32,522 (Speaks Japanese) 1220 01:41:36,804 --> 01:41:38,533 Hello Pretty Lady. 1221 01:41:38,939 --> 01:41:39,928 Sorry. 1222 01:41:40,374 --> 01:41:41,773 Take my fish please. 1223 01:41:41,876 --> 01:41:43,173 How are you today? 1224 01:41:43,377 --> 01:41:45,868 You look very pretty in the beautiful sun. 1225 01:41:46,380 --> 01:41:48,439 But you don't like my food. 1226 01:41:48,783 --> 01:41:49,545 No. 1227 01:41:49,583 --> 01:41:56,147 I return the money because no one should be paying for food they do not like. 1228 01:41:56,424 --> 01:41:58,255 Please take it. I insist. 1229 01:41:58,392 --> 01:41:59,757 - No. - Take it. 1230 01:42:01,295 --> 01:42:02,284 OK. 1231 01:42:02,763 --> 01:42:04,731 So you think you know about food? 1232 01:42:05,866 --> 01:42:07,026 You know food? 1233 01:42:07,234 --> 01:42:08,428 You know food? 1234 01:42:08,736 --> 01:42:09,327 Yes. 1235 01:42:09,370 --> 01:42:12,100 Yes? Why don't you make your own food and show to the world? 1236 01:42:15,609 --> 01:42:16,098 Huh? 1237 01:42:16,143 --> 01:42:17,337 Make your own food? 1238 01:42:17,511 --> 01:42:21,038 There is a sailing competition happening in two days at Volendam. 1239 01:42:21,282 --> 01:42:23,750 Why don't you come? You cook, if you good, you sell. 1240 01:42:23,818 --> 01:42:24,876 A real challenge. 1241 01:42:25,386 --> 01:42:26,375 Cooking? 1242 01:42:26,420 --> 01:42:27,409 Cooking. 1243 01:42:28,489 --> 01:42:29,478 Money? 1244 01:42:30,191 --> 01:42:32,557 Yes, you can make money at the counter. 1245 01:42:33,127 --> 01:42:34,287 You give me a job? 1246 01:42:34,361 --> 01:42:35,350 I give you a job. 1247 01:42:41,101 --> 01:42:42,261 Step out of it. 1248 01:42:42,903 --> 01:42:44,268 You have the guts to do it? 1249 01:42:45,773 --> 01:42:46,967 Or are you scared? 1250 01:42:51,812 --> 01:42:53,074 Go for it. 1251 01:42:57,218 --> 01:42:58,845 You have the guts. 1252 01:42:58,953 --> 01:43:03,515 Fantastic. I see you at the Volendam Quai in two days. 1253 01:43:03,858 --> 01:43:04,847 Okay. 1254 01:43:07,194 --> 01:43:08,218 Give me my fish. 1255 01:43:10,164 --> 01:43:11,188 Your map. 1256 01:43:20,608 --> 01:43:22,803 Sikander, I think we've taken the wrong turn. 1257 01:43:22,877 --> 01:43:24,242 We should have gone straight. 1258 01:43:25,746 --> 01:43:28,613 Oleksander! Oleksander. 1259 01:43:29,683 --> 01:43:33,210 Live with it, now. Sikander suits you. 1260 01:43:33,387 --> 01:43:34,786 You look like Sikander. 1261 01:43:35,723 --> 01:43:36,985 Sikander. 1262 01:43:43,163 --> 01:43:44,152 Taka. 1263 01:43:46,534 --> 01:43:47,523 Tim. 1264 01:43:53,774 --> 01:43:56,208 This looks like the wrong address. 1265 01:43:56,544 --> 01:43:58,774 Sikandar, wrong address. 1266 01:43:58,879 --> 01:44:01,040 It's got to be the correct address. 1267 01:44:03,384 --> 01:44:07,480 This looks weird. Taka, let's go. 1268 01:44:07,555 --> 01:44:09,523 Concentrate on delivering your package. 1269 01:44:20,034 --> 01:44:21,501 Is this the address? 1270 01:44:23,470 --> 01:44:25,870 It is. Go, go, go 1271 01:44:45,092 --> 01:44:46,252 Hello miss. 1272 01:44:48,295 --> 01:44:50,058 I have a parcel. 1273 01:44:53,467 --> 01:44:56,129 It's a parcel for Roxette. 1274 01:45:00,874 --> 01:45:01,863 Yes. 1275 01:45:02,009 --> 01:45:03,499 Vijaylaxmi sent it. 1276 01:45:06,981 --> 01:45:07,970 Sit. 1277 01:45:12,186 --> 01:45:13,244 50 euros. 1278 01:45:14,755 --> 01:45:16,916 For what? 1279 01:45:17,358 --> 01:45:19,349 50 euros for half an hour. 1280 01:45:20,060 --> 01:45:23,928 I don't need half an hour. This will only take a couple of minutes. 1281 01:45:24,031 --> 01:45:25,362 Please call Roxette. 1282 01:45:25,532 --> 01:45:27,591 Darling, I am Roxette. 1283 01:45:28,569 --> 01:45:29,763 You're Roxette? 1284 01:45:31,038 --> 01:45:32,903 Do you know Vijaylaxmi? 1285 01:45:33,240 --> 01:45:37,472 Vijaylaxmi? You're Queen. 1286 01:45:37,745 --> 01:45:40,680 From India. I'm so sorry. 1287 01:45:44,084 --> 01:45:47,918 I'm Rukshar, known here as Roxette. 1288 01:45:48,622 --> 01:45:51,216 I have a packet for you. 1289 01:45:51,725 --> 01:45:53,352 It's from my mother. 1290 01:45:54,294 --> 01:45:56,421 She has Vijaylaxmi's address. 1291 01:45:56,697 --> 01:45:58,892 That's why you had to deliver it. 1292 01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:01,963 I can't give her this address. 1293 01:46:02,503 --> 01:46:08,032 If she had the slightest doubt, she would just die. 1294 01:46:24,625 --> 01:46:26,855 Our family has been blessed with seven girls. 1295 01:46:27,327 --> 01:46:29,625 Then our father died. 1296 01:46:30,230 --> 01:46:31,663 Now I am the man of the house. 1297 01:46:32,032 --> 01:46:33,226 And I must earn our bread. 1298 01:46:33,400 --> 01:46:35,231 So why let it get me down? 1299 01:46:36,070 --> 01:46:37,662 Couldn't you get another job? 1300 01:46:38,238 --> 01:46:39,830 This is a difficult job. 1301 01:46:40,207 --> 01:46:41,731 If I could get one, I'd do it. 1302 01:46:42,142 --> 01:46:44,702 There's recession out there. I have a degree in commerce. 1303 01:46:44,778 --> 01:46:48,407 Besides, this is a legit job here. 1304 01:46:49,149 --> 01:46:51,777 The government gives you benefits. 1305 01:46:51,852 --> 01:46:53,410 It pays well. 1306 01:46:53,620 --> 01:46:57,249 And when the money goes home, it's just money. 1307 01:46:57,624 --> 01:47:01,993 And it pays for two sisters to go to college and for another to get married. 1308 01:47:02,096 --> 01:47:04,155 I can show you pictures. Are you on Facebook? 1309 01:47:05,165 --> 01:47:05,995 I'll add you. 1310 01:47:06,066 --> 01:47:08,728 My email id is happyrani@yahoo.com 1311 01:47:10,604 --> 01:47:12,629 It's pole dance time. Come on. 1312 01:47:13,407 --> 01:47:14,396 Pole dance? 1313 01:47:42,469 --> 01:47:44,369 "I heard somewhere..." 1314 01:47:45,939 --> 01:47:47,497 "...that it's only a prayer" 1315 01:47:47,574 --> 01:47:49,166 "That can defrost an ice-cold heart" 1316 01:47:49,243 --> 01:47:51,108 "Do you wanna go there?" 1317 01:47:51,211 --> 01:47:52,508 "And try with a prayer?" 1318 01:47:52,579 --> 01:47:55,514 "Or will you just show me how to party" 1319 01:47:56,383 --> 01:48:02,845 - "When you come to me, anklets tinkling" - "Each step will set them dancing" 1320 01:48:03,123 --> 01:48:06,183 "Then the drums will speak and your lips will hold" 1321 01:48:06,293 --> 01:48:09,126 "The secrets of how to party" 1322 01:48:09,830 --> 01:48:12,355 "This wild wild feeling" 1323 01:48:13,200 --> 01:48:15,668 "Has set my world reeling" 1324 01:48:16,537 --> 01:48:21,668 "And turned me inside out" 1325 01:48:21,775 --> 01:48:26,906 "You wild wild nomad, you wild wild nomad" 1326 01:48:26,980 --> 01:48:30,245 "What are your intentions about?" 1327 01:48:30,417 --> 01:48:37,152 "You wild wild nomad, Show me how to party" 1328 01:48:37,224 --> 01:48:43,891 "Oh lightning lady, why do you evade me?" 1329 01:48:44,097 --> 01:48:51,560 "Oh lightning lady, show me how to party" 1330 01:49:03,483 --> 01:49:04,575 Lets go Taka 1331 01:49:14,628 --> 01:49:15,788 You dance beautifully. 1332 01:49:15,863 --> 01:49:16,852 Thank you. 1333 01:49:17,865 --> 01:49:18,854 Do come to Delhi. 1334 01:49:18,932 --> 01:49:19,921 If it is His will. 1335 01:49:22,903 --> 01:49:24,666 Sikandar, get up. 1336 01:49:25,305 --> 01:49:27,603 Come on, get in the car and drive. 1337 01:49:27,641 --> 01:49:28,665 He's asleep. 1338 01:49:29,576 --> 01:49:31,203 Get in the car and drive home. 1339 01:49:31,612 --> 01:49:32,909 I'll have to drive. 1340 01:49:33,280 --> 01:49:35,942 Get in the car and drive home. 1341 01:49:42,990 --> 01:49:44,082 Come on hurry up. 1342 01:50:03,911 --> 01:50:06,004 There's a line behind us. Drive you, little idiot. 1343 01:50:06,079 --> 01:50:07,671 I'm pressing the accelerator but nothing... 1344 01:50:07,714 --> 01:50:09,545 Because you're stepping on the brakes... 1345 01:50:09,616 --> 01:50:10,605 One minute... 1346 01:50:11,218 --> 01:50:12,708 You're destined to spend your life on the bus, lady. 1347 01:50:12,786 --> 01:50:14,048 Get out of there and let me drive. 1348 01:50:33,640 --> 01:50:35,039 Toothbrushes for the masses. 1349 01:50:35,309 --> 01:50:36,674 And beer for Sikander. 1350 01:50:38,812 --> 01:50:40,143 Where are we going? 1351 01:50:40,280 --> 01:50:41,872 Today we're going to church. 1352 01:51:46,279 --> 01:51:47,268 Taka... 1353 01:51:47,814 --> 01:51:48,803 Japan... 1354 01:51:50,117 --> 01:51:51,106 Tsunami... 1355 01:51:52,953 --> 01:51:55,319 Mama Dad gone... 1356 01:51:56,623 --> 01:51:58,056 Job gone... 1357 01:51:58,392 --> 01:51:59,484 Home gone... 1358 01:52:00,761 --> 01:52:04,162 So we come here, on holiday... 1359 01:52:04,297 --> 01:52:06,731 ...to make him happy. 1360 01:52:07,467 --> 01:52:09,025 Taka has no one in the world? 1361 01:52:10,404 --> 01:52:11,428 He's alone? 1362 01:52:12,072 --> 01:52:13,903 No, he has us. 1363 01:52:19,413 --> 01:52:22,405 Mom-Dad, you talk every day? 1364 01:52:22,883 --> 01:52:25,249 Yes, sometimes ten times a day. 1365 01:52:29,022 --> 01:52:30,580 Who is that? 1366 01:52:35,262 --> 01:52:36,354 Nothing. 1367 01:52:37,964 --> 01:52:39,454 Good morning Rani. 1368 01:52:53,113 --> 01:52:54,478 Your boyfriend? 1369 01:52:55,649 --> 01:52:56,638 Fianc�. 1370 01:52:57,317 --> 01:52:58,306 Marriage? 1371 01:52:59,686 --> 01:53:01,017 My marriage didn't happen. 1372 01:53:01,888 --> 01:53:05,187 He cancelled it. 1373 01:53:07,727 --> 01:53:08,716 Pain? 1374 01:53:17,170 --> 01:53:19,502 If he say sorry? 1375 01:53:20,240 --> 01:53:21,969 Would you forgive him? 1376 01:53:25,278 --> 01:53:27,371 Rani! Rani. 1377 01:53:27,647 --> 01:53:29,114 Come, come... 1378 01:53:30,350 --> 01:53:31,339 Yes coming. 1379 01:53:34,888 --> 01:53:36,116 Rani look. 1380 01:54:58,605 --> 01:55:00,300 I am so glad to see you. 1381 01:55:01,474 --> 01:55:03,237 I didn't think you'd show. 1382 01:55:04,177 --> 01:55:06,975 My kitchen is all yours. 1383 01:55:07,981 --> 01:55:10,006 And let's see what you can cook. 1384 01:55:11,084 --> 01:55:12,881 I get the money. 1385 01:55:14,921 --> 01:55:22,259 Today, I am just your boss and you are my chef. 1386 01:55:33,340 --> 01:55:34,329 He's so cute! 1387 01:55:34,407 --> 01:55:36,432 You... crush? 1388 01:55:37,077 --> 01:55:40,274 Yes. On him and on Salman Khan. 1389 01:55:42,349 --> 01:55:43,839 Now cook. 1390 01:55:44,851 --> 01:55:46,716 What should I cook? 1391 01:55:52,726 --> 01:55:53,920 Do you have a pressure cooker? 1392 01:55:54,394 --> 01:55:55,383 Cooker. 1393 01:55:55,762 --> 01:55:56,820 What's a cooker? 1394 01:55:57,297 --> 01:55:58,457 They don't know what a cooker is. 1395 01:55:59,532 --> 01:56:01,227 Spices? 1396 01:56:02,369 --> 01:56:03,165 Hing? 1397 01:56:03,203 --> 01:56:03,999 Hing? 1398 01:56:04,037 --> 01:56:04,731 Hing? 1399 01:56:04,771 --> 01:56:05,760 Hing? 1400 01:56:06,706 --> 01:56:07,832 What's Hing? 1401 01:56:17,384 --> 01:56:19,511 What do they call Hing in English? 1402 01:56:22,889 --> 01:56:26,757 Listen, what do they call Hing in English? 1403 01:56:28,928 --> 01:56:33,262 What do they call Hing in English? 1404 01:56:33,767 --> 01:56:34,756 Hing? 1405 01:56:37,570 --> 01:56:38,559 Mustard! 1406 01:56:41,775 --> 01:56:46,906 Lts written on the bottle but I never read it. 1407 01:56:48,315 --> 01:56:49,304 Hing. 1408 01:56:57,424 --> 01:57:04,330 Rani, Hing is called Hing (Asafoetida) in English. 1409 01:57:05,098 --> 01:57:15,474 "Watch her fly, watch her try her new wings, throw open the cage" 1410 01:57:19,946 --> 01:57:29,412 "Watch her fly, watch her try her new wings, throw open the cage" 1411 01:57:39,866 --> 01:57:41,163 Out, out. 1412 01:58:08,161 --> 01:58:09,093 India's flag. 1413 01:58:09,129 --> 01:58:10,619 This way it becomes India's flag. 1414 01:58:10,964 --> 01:58:12,226 This is from India. 1415 01:58:12,465 --> 01:58:13,557 Food from India. 1416 01:58:14,033 --> 01:58:16,126 In Mumbai, pani puri. 1417 01:58:16,403 --> 01:58:18,132 Gupchup in UP and Jharkand. 1418 01:58:18,438 --> 01:58:19,871 In Calcutta, puchka. 1419 01:58:20,073 --> 01:58:22,007 In Delhi, we call it golgappa. 1420 01:58:36,756 --> 01:58:39,088 I told you, no one will come. 1421 01:58:39,859 --> 01:58:41,827 Don't give up. 1422 01:58:51,404 --> 01:58:53,201 Hello. What do you have? 1423 01:58:53,440 --> 01:58:54,429 Golgappa. 1424 01:58:54,874 --> 01:58:55,932 I want to try it. 1425 01:58:59,979 --> 01:59:01,037 Are you alright, darling? 1426 01:59:01,181 --> 01:59:02,239 Too spicy! 1427 01:59:03,516 --> 01:59:04,813 You're trying to kill me? 1428 01:59:08,354 --> 01:59:09,946 I think it was a bit too spicy. 1429 01:59:13,960 --> 01:59:14,949 Hello. 1430 01:59:16,996 --> 01:59:18,293 I want to try another one. 1431 01:59:18,865 --> 01:59:19,729 Me too. 1432 01:59:19,799 --> 01:59:22,290 After two minutes, the taste was good. I like it. 1433 01:59:39,152 --> 01:59:40,312 I'd like another one. 1434 01:59:42,322 --> 01:59:43,311 For my wife too. 1435 01:59:43,857 --> 01:59:44,653 Some sausage? 1436 01:59:44,691 --> 01:59:46,181 No, we're going for golgappa. 1437 01:59:47,660 --> 01:59:49,218 I am going to try some golgappa. 1438 01:59:53,533 --> 01:59:55,160 What is going on there? 1439 01:59:55,502 --> 01:59:57,094 "Those distances that separated us" 1440 01:59:57,136 --> 01:59:59,161 "Those philosophies we couldn't reconcile" 1441 01:59:59,205 --> 02:00:03,437 "They've been crushed underfoot" 1442 02:00:06,212 --> 02:00:10,239 "By a woman, swathed in her own light" 1443 02:00:21,594 --> 02:00:25,030 "Standing on the threshold we prayed for her" 1444 02:00:25,265 --> 02:00:28,757 "She's the one we longed for" 1445 02:00:29,068 --> 02:00:32,162 "No one knew how special she was" 1446 02:00:32,405 --> 02:00:33,929 "Here comes the morning" 1447 02:00:34,040 --> 02:00:35,598 Take it, you earned it. 1448 02:00:36,576 --> 02:00:38,134 I make the money because of you. 1449 02:00:38,811 --> 02:00:39,903 Fifty-fifty. 1450 02:00:41,915 --> 02:00:42,904 Thank you. 1451 02:00:43,783 --> 02:00:48,686 But I didn't get any of these golgappas. 1452 02:00:50,089 --> 02:00:51,556 I'll make one for you. 1453 02:01:13,079 --> 02:01:15,775 Spicy but delicious. 1454 02:01:16,916 --> 02:01:17,905 Mamma mia. 1455 02:01:22,322 --> 02:01:23,311 Rani, 1456 02:01:28,194 --> 02:01:30,162 Indian cook best. 1457 02:01:33,533 --> 02:01:35,398 But Italian kiss best. 1458 02:01:36,903 --> 02:01:37,892 Nothing like that. 1459 02:01:37,971 --> 02:01:39,461 India is best at everything. 1460 02:01:39,606 --> 02:01:43,542 Take any Emraan Hashmi film and see! 1461 02:01:44,310 --> 02:01:47,370 Indians best at kissing? Show. 1462 02:01:49,282 --> 02:01:50,271 Prove it. 1463 02:01:52,619 --> 02:01:53,608 Kiss. 1464 02:01:54,954 --> 02:01:56,114 Lip-to-lip kiss? 1465 02:01:56,322 --> 02:01:58,552 Yes, lip-to-lip. Then what do you think? Knee-to-knee? 1466 02:01:59,592 --> 02:02:01,423 Your friends can wait outside... 1467 02:02:02,061 --> 02:02:03,153 ...lndia can wait. 1468 02:02:39,799 --> 02:02:41,027 Only for India! 1469 02:03:06,592 --> 02:03:07,718 You? Here? 1470 02:03:09,228 --> 02:03:11,059 I've been looking for you for five days. 1471 02:03:11,397 --> 02:03:12,796 And how many calls... 1472 02:03:18,171 --> 02:03:19,763 Why bother calling now? 1473 02:03:21,641 --> 02:03:22,938 Don't be like that. 1474 02:03:24,510 --> 02:03:28,105 I haven't eaten since morning. 1475 02:03:34,787 --> 02:03:35,776 Are you okay? 1476 02:03:35,922 --> 02:03:36,911 Yes. 1477 02:03:40,493 --> 02:03:41,687 Who are these guys? 1478 02:03:43,196 --> 02:03:44,356 My friends. 1479 02:03:45,765 --> 02:03:47,232 In five days, you made friends? 1480 02:03:48,701 --> 02:03:49,793 And that too with... 1481 02:03:51,104 --> 02:03:52,935 Anyways, that's not important. 1482 02:03:54,974 --> 02:03:56,373 I have to talk to you. 1483 02:03:59,145 --> 02:04:00,442 I missed you so much. 1484 02:04:04,016 --> 02:04:05,210 You've been drinking? 1485 02:04:06,786 --> 02:04:08,185 Just champagne. 1486 02:04:10,123 --> 02:04:11,215 Champagne? 1487 02:04:12,725 --> 02:04:14,124 Champagne is not alcohol? 1488 02:04:15,261 --> 02:04:17,388 You've started drinking now? 1489 02:04:18,898 --> 02:04:22,356 Is that what they taught you? 1490 02:04:25,204 --> 02:04:26,933 These hippie-types you call them friends? 1491 02:04:27,206 --> 02:04:29,538 Don't call them that. They're my friends. 1492 02:04:30,176 --> 02:04:31,404 They're just like us. 1493 02:04:31,811 --> 02:04:32,903 My roommates. 1494 02:04:35,581 --> 02:04:36,946 You're staying with boys? 1495 02:04:40,019 --> 02:04:41,247 Do they know at home? 1496 02:04:42,755 --> 02:04:44,689 If my mother finds out... 1497 02:04:44,757 --> 02:04:45,746 Tell your mother. 1498 02:04:51,864 --> 02:04:52,853 I'm sorry. 1499 02:04:54,133 --> 02:04:55,122 Really sorry. 1500 02:04:55,635 --> 02:04:58,035 I made a mistake. Everyone's allowed a mistake. 1501 02:04:58,871 --> 02:04:59,963 I'm saying sorry. 1502 02:05:00,139 --> 02:05:01,731 I've come such a distance to see you. 1503 02:05:06,179 --> 02:05:07,771 My mother has such plans... 1504 02:05:08,614 --> 02:05:10,013 Everyone's missing you. 1505 02:05:11,484 --> 02:05:13,714 They're renovating the top floor for us. 1506 02:05:14,420 --> 02:05:17,184 Anyway, come with me. We'll sort this out. 1507 02:05:18,524 --> 02:05:19,923 I'm back now, right? 1508 02:05:20,726 --> 02:05:22,250 Just come with me. 1509 02:05:22,361 --> 02:05:26,161 No. I don't want to. 1510 02:05:28,201 --> 02:05:30,169 Queen, do you need help? 1511 02:05:31,504 --> 02:05:32,528 What help? 1512 02:05:32,738 --> 02:05:34,706 Queen, do you need help? 1513 02:05:34,907 --> 02:05:36,374 Motherfucker, just get out! 1514 02:05:36,442 --> 02:05:37,409 Chill, brother. 1515 02:05:37,443 --> 02:05:38,432 What do you mean? 1516 02:05:38,511 --> 02:05:39,409 Rani, ask him to back off. 1517 02:05:39,445 --> 02:05:40,673 Queen, come on. 1518 02:05:43,182 --> 02:05:45,514 You want to go? Try me. 1519 02:05:45,751 --> 02:05:48,743 Stop it, all of you. This is personal. 1520 02:05:49,088 --> 02:05:50,578 This is Vijay. My fianc�. 1521 02:05:53,292 --> 02:05:54,350 This is personal. 1522 02:05:56,529 --> 02:05:57,757 These are your friends? 1523 02:06:00,032 --> 02:06:01,363 Vijay just go. 1524 02:06:01,834 --> 02:06:02,823 Just go. 1525 02:06:05,471 --> 02:06:07,496 They started it. 1526 02:06:07,673 --> 02:06:08,833 Not now. 1527 02:06:09,008 --> 02:06:12,842 I've come so far and you're shouting at me. 1528 02:06:12,879 --> 02:06:15,347 Not today. We'll talk, just not today. 1529 02:06:15,915 --> 02:06:20,249 Should I fall at your feet? I really love you. 1530 02:06:21,153 --> 02:06:22,518 I really miss you. 1531 02:06:22,755 --> 02:06:24,586 Vijay, we'll talk tomorrow. 1532 02:06:24,824 --> 02:06:26,223 He's still giving me attitude... 1533 02:06:30,496 --> 02:06:32,521 Please come with me. 1534 02:06:32,999 --> 02:06:34,159 I love you, Rani. 1535 02:06:34,934 --> 02:06:36,401 We'll talk tomorrow. 1536 02:06:37,470 --> 02:06:39,438 And tonight? You'll spend tonight with these? 1537 02:06:40,873 --> 02:06:43,171 I'll text you tomorrow. I'll tell you where I'm meeting you. 1538 02:07:19,011 --> 02:07:21,241 That is so bad. I don't look like that at all. 1539 02:07:21,347 --> 02:07:22,575 It's good no? 1540 02:07:22,882 --> 02:07:23,871 Bad. 1541 02:07:26,085 --> 02:07:28,918 (Speaks Japanese) 1542 02:07:29,855 --> 02:07:33,951 Rock show! Passes for the masses. 1543 02:07:41,634 --> 02:07:45,627 I can't come. I have to meet Vijay. 1544 02:07:51,577 --> 02:07:52,703 It's okay. 1545 02:08:54,740 --> 02:08:55,729 I'm sorry. 1546 02:09:15,895 --> 02:09:16,884 Rani. 1547 02:09:28,340 --> 02:09:29,432 You look nice. 1548 02:09:30,209 --> 02:09:31,836 I bought this dress from Paris 1549 02:09:32,111 --> 02:09:36,673 You look nice too. This shirt we bought for the wedding, right? 1550 02:09:37,850 --> 02:09:39,579 One mint tea for Rani. 1551 02:09:40,119 --> 02:09:41,108 Thank you, Roche. 1552 02:09:41,153 --> 02:09:42,142 Welcome. 1553 02:09:44,457 --> 02:09:45,719 What will you have? 1554 02:09:45,791 --> 02:09:46,780 No, I'm Ok. 1555 02:09:48,561 --> 02:09:49,858 Did you get a look around? 1556 02:09:50,463 --> 02:09:53,626 No. I didn't come to see Amsterdam. 1557 02:09:53,933 --> 02:09:55,195 I came to find you. 1558 02:09:56,802 --> 02:09:57,791 It's very pretty. 1559 02:09:58,070 --> 02:09:59,230 I saw all of it. And Paris as well. 1560 02:09:59,405 --> 02:10:01,305 The Eiffel Tower too. I saw it. 1561 02:10:01,941 --> 02:10:02,930 Alone. 1562 02:10:07,546 --> 02:10:10,879 Rani, I know this was all my fault. I'm really sorry. 1563 02:10:12,451 --> 02:10:13,918 Everyone's mad at me at home. 1564 02:10:17,490 --> 02:10:19,321 And look at you, now. You've become all hep. 1565 02:10:20,559 --> 02:10:23,119 I mean... l'm not interested in all that, I'm just saying. 1566 02:10:26,398 --> 02:10:29,834 I just want you back. I really love you. 1567 02:10:30,836 --> 02:10:32,133 I really want you. 1568 02:10:35,474 --> 02:10:37,066 We've been together for years. 1569 02:10:37,510 --> 02:10:39,444 We can't throw that out. 1570 02:10:44,583 --> 02:10:46,517 Sorry about that thing with your friends. 1571 02:10:48,020 --> 02:10:50,181 But they started it. They were getting aggressive. 1572 02:10:51,123 --> 02:10:52,556 Foreigners are like that. 1573 02:10:52,658 --> 02:10:55,218 I have lived in London. They're all a bit weird. 1574 02:10:56,362 --> 02:10:58,592 I was just feeling protective. 1575 02:11:00,332 --> 02:11:03,301 After all I'm your fianc�. If I don't feel protective, who will? 1576 02:11:04,904 --> 02:11:07,202 My dad will bear all the expenses this time... 1577 02:11:07,806 --> 02:11:09,535 Also what your parents spent last time... 1578 02:11:14,647 --> 02:11:17,582 I know, you won't be happy without me. 1579 02:11:18,817 --> 02:11:21,752 I spoiled everything. 1580 02:11:21,887 --> 02:11:23,718 I have to go. 1581 02:11:25,591 --> 02:11:26,580 Go? 1582 02:11:27,993 --> 02:11:29,119 To a rock show. 1583 02:11:32,965 --> 02:11:35,559 I'm talking about our life together and you want to go for a rock show? 1584 02:11:36,435 --> 02:11:38,665 Since when are you a rock fan? 1585 02:11:39,638 --> 02:11:42,801 It's not the rock show so much as my friends. 1586 02:11:43,142 --> 02:11:44,507 You had met them yesterday. 1587 02:11:44,777 --> 02:11:46,938 And I don't know when I'll see them again. 1588 02:11:46,979 --> 02:11:48,879 You're leaving me for those friends? 1589 02:11:49,381 --> 02:11:53,010 You weren't even supposed to be here. And this plan suddenly... 1590 02:11:53,085 --> 02:11:55,451 I've been searching for you like a madman. 1591 02:11:55,521 --> 02:11:57,955 We planned this rock show long ago. 1592 02:11:58,090 --> 02:12:00,786 But we're not going anywhere. We can talk in Delhi. 1593 02:12:00,993 --> 02:12:04,360 I really love you, Rani. I'm sorry. 1594 02:12:04,897 --> 02:12:06,592 What are you doing? 1595 02:12:06,932 --> 02:12:09,594 - Talk to me. - Please. I'll see you in Delhi. 1596 02:12:09,635 --> 02:12:10,659 Rani... 1597 02:12:11,036 --> 02:12:12,264 Bye. I'm getting late. 1598 02:12:12,905 --> 02:12:13,894 Rani. 1599 02:12:14,006 --> 02:12:15,234 I'll see you in Delhi. 1600 02:12:21,714 --> 02:12:24,649 "In every breath, I've searched for you" 1601 02:12:24,883 --> 02:12:28,080 "Swimming through this wild, wild blue," 1602 02:12:28,320 --> 02:12:32,222 "I've spent my life looking for you Hoping for safe harbour" 1603 02:12:35,094 --> 02:12:37,961 "My companions have abandoned me" 1604 02:12:38,464 --> 02:12:41,399 "And now I must find the strength" 1605 02:12:41,967 --> 02:12:45,767 "To breast the wave and take the tide on my own" 1606 02:12:48,173 --> 02:12:54,510 "When all your guides walk away" 1607 02:12:55,114 --> 02:13:00,609 "You've got to blaze your own new way on your own" 1608 02:13:01,620 --> 02:13:08,184 "And yes, when every stream turns into a sea" 1609 02:13:08,560 --> 02:13:11,893 "Within my heart, within my soul" 1610 02:13:12,364 --> 02:13:15,731 "I'll find that space, calm and whole" 1611 02:13:29,248 --> 02:13:32,445 "I'll steer my boat, I'll find my way" 1612 02:13:32,618 --> 02:13:35,917 "I'll make my space and I'll do it" 1613 02:13:36,021 --> 02:13:41,391 "On my own" 1614 02:14:36,915 --> 02:14:43,218 "What if no one agrees to guide us? We'll find our way" 1615 02:14:43,522 --> 02:14:48,755 "What if these tides be treacherous? We'll find our way" 1616 02:14:50,262 --> 02:14:56,292 "And when we get to land, we'll accept with good grace" 1617 02:14:57,236 --> 02:15:02,196 "The space we've made for ourselves" 1618 02:15:02,841 --> 02:15:05,002 "Within my heart, within my soul" 1619 02:15:06,211 --> 02:15:08,076 "I'll find that space, calm and whole" 1620 02:15:09,581 --> 02:15:11,742 "I'll steer my boat, I'll find my way" 1621 02:15:14,052 --> 02:15:15,917 "I'll make my space and I'll do it" 1622 02:15:16,321 --> 02:15:18,084 "On my own" 1623 02:15:45,250 --> 02:15:46,342 Will she come out of this door? 1624 02:15:46,385 --> 02:15:49,718 From where else? Everyone's coming out here. 1625 02:15:50,289 --> 02:15:51,586 Flight arrived? 1626 02:15:51,824 --> 02:15:53,382 Of course. 1627 02:16:01,333 --> 02:16:03,096 They carry their own bags, see? 1628 02:16:05,704 --> 02:16:06,693 Rani! 1629 02:16:09,541 --> 02:16:12,032 Oh My baby! 1630 02:16:13,512 --> 02:16:14,604 How are you? 1631 02:16:15,280 --> 02:16:16,838 And give me that bag. 1632 02:16:19,918 --> 02:16:22,785 We had so much fun. Look, she has straightened her hair. 1633 02:16:24,223 --> 02:16:28,592 Come on let's go. 1634 02:16:30,462 --> 02:16:35,297 Mummy, this is Vijaylaxmi. 1635 02:16:38,971 --> 02:16:40,302 Whose house is that? 1636 02:16:40,639 --> 02:16:43,972 Mr. Verma's house. It's entirely pink. 1637 02:16:44,543 --> 02:16:48,274 They sent you a little Eiffel Tower as a gift. 1638 02:16:48,847 --> 02:16:50,212 Speaking of gifts... 1639 02:16:50,249 --> 02:16:52,444 I've got you lots of stuff. Video games and everything. 1640 02:16:52,484 --> 02:16:54,213 I want to see the pictures too. 1641 02:16:54,319 --> 02:16:55,547 See them at home. 1642 02:16:55,654 --> 02:16:56,814 You drive the car. 1643 02:16:57,055 --> 02:17:01,515 These 3 boys became my good friends. We were together all the time. 1644 02:17:02,828 --> 02:17:05,456 And this Kurta? (Dress) You didn't buy that here. 1645 02:17:05,597 --> 02:17:08,293 I bought it in Amsterdam. It's 'Made in India', can you imagine? 1646 02:17:09,835 --> 02:17:11,666 I only realized after I bought it. 1647 02:17:11,870 --> 02:17:13,269 Dad, set me down at Vijay's house. 1648 02:17:13,338 --> 02:17:14,566 Show me the pictures. 1649 02:17:26,985 --> 02:17:28,077 Should we wait? 1650 02:17:29,254 --> 02:17:31,779 You go at home. This won't take long. 1651 02:17:32,224 --> 02:17:33,486 Should we wait? 1652 02:17:34,226 --> 02:17:37,093 How will she come back alone? We should have sent Chintu with her. 1653 02:17:37,129 --> 02:17:38,756 She's been across the world and you... 1654 02:17:42,034 --> 02:17:43,058 Hello, Mummy. 1655 02:17:44,536 --> 02:17:48,939 Oh my god! I can't believe it. 1656 02:17:49,074 --> 02:17:52,237 You look so pretty. Vijay, look who's here. 1657 02:17:52,444 --> 02:17:53,809 Have a seat darling. 1658 02:17:55,347 --> 02:17:56,780 How much you've changed. 1659 02:17:57,149 --> 02:17:59,276 And straightened your hair! 1660 02:18:00,719 --> 02:18:05,179 Deep neck! But you look lovely. 1661 02:18:06,325 --> 02:18:10,921 You know, when you disappeared, we were all so worried. 1662 02:18:11,229 --> 02:18:12,594 You didn't even tell us. 1663 02:18:12,864 --> 02:18:14,559 And yet you didn't even call once? 1664 02:18:16,301 --> 02:18:17,290 Never mind. 1665 02:18:17,502 --> 02:18:19,993 These things happen between husbands and wives. 1666 02:18:21,006 --> 02:18:25,340 Now you've come into this house, my holidays begin. 1667 02:18:26,912 --> 02:18:32,748 When they go off to the office, we'll have a blast. 1668 02:18:33,418 --> 02:18:36,785 Leisurely cups of tea, then a little gossip and some magazines. 1669 02:18:36,855 --> 02:18:39,688 Then we'll sally out to the beauty parlour or see a film. 1670 02:18:40,626 --> 02:18:42,924 I tell you what join my kitty party. 1671 02:18:43,729 --> 02:18:45,720 By god, we'll have fun. 1672 02:18:46,264 --> 02:18:49,233 Vijay, come and see who's here. 1673 02:18:49,801 --> 02:18:51,268 I don't know where this boy is. 1674 02:18:51,770 --> 02:18:55,297 Wait, I'll make you a nice cup of tea. 1675 02:19:04,216 --> 02:19:05,649 Call you back. 1676 02:19:25,704 --> 02:19:26,693 What is it? 1677 02:19:35,614 --> 02:19:36,876 No, Rani. 1678 02:19:40,419 --> 02:19:41,784 Please don't do this, Rani. 1679 02:19:42,421 --> 02:19:43,615 I love you, Rani. 1680 02:19:49,861 --> 02:19:50,850 Thank you! 1681 02:20:02,340 --> 02:20:03,329 Rani! 1682 02:20:04,242 --> 02:20:07,109 "Within my heart, within my soul" 1683 02:20:07,646 --> 02:20:10,809 "I'll find that space, calm and whole" 1684 02:20:11,049 --> 02:20:15,383 "I'll steer my boat, I'll find my way" 1685 02:20:15,921 --> 02:20:17,115 Rani left? 1686 02:20:35,741 --> 02:20:38,642 Where have you been? I haven't seen you on Facebook. 1687 02:20:38,777 --> 02:20:41,302 You haven't even called Send me some pictures at least. 1688 02:20:41,480 --> 02:20:44,677 I am uploading them right away, check it 1689 02:21:38,970 --> 02:21:40,437 Can I tell you a joke? 1690 02:21:41,139 --> 02:21:43,164 Once there were two people Santa and Banta. 1691 02:21:43,341 --> 02:21:44,831 So Santa says to Banta, 1692 02:21:44,943 --> 02:21:46,240 Santa Banta? 1693 02:22:58,984 --> 02:23:00,110 Can we go to the church? 1694 02:24:03,882 --> 02:24:09,286 You know your name should be "Drama Queen". 114382

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