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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:13,166 [jazz-funk music playing] 4 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:16,625 [woman] All right, Bran, who's the target? 5 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:19,250 {\an8}- [Bran] Blond, bar, martini. - [man 1] Ooh, fancy. 6 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:20,166 Right? 7 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:22,708 - [man 2] What's the play? - [Bran] Spill and Swoop. 8 00:00:22,708 --> 00:00:24,166 - [man 1] Paper airplane? - [Bran] No. 9 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:26,083 [man 2] We play drunk, spill a beer on her, 10 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:28,250 Bran swoops in with a napkin. 11 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:30,416 - The next round... - [Bran] That could work. 12 00:00:30,416 --> 00:00:32,625 [woman] Uh, this isn't a hockey game, guys. 13 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,791 {\an8}[Bran] Okay, then what? 14 00:00:34,791 --> 00:00:36,000 [man 2] Brit Brat? 15 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,625 - [Bran] Yes! - [woman] Please no. 16 00:00:37,625 --> 00:00:39,125 {\an8}[Bran mimicking Brit] I could use my British accent. 17 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:40,583 {\an8}[man 2] Women love British accents. 18 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,583 {\an8}[Bran] My torch is in the boot at the Tottenham match. 19 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:43,583 {\an8}[man 2] I take it back. 20 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:45,458 - [man 1] Bran, you gotta be kidding. - [man 2] Yeah. 21 00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:47,583 {\an8}[woman] This is why I wanna disown you as a friend. 22 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:49,958 - [Bran] Ooh, Lost and Found Scarf? - [man 1] I love that one. 23 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,916 {\an8}- [man 2] We'd need the scarf. - [woman] In my bag. 24 00:00:51,916 --> 00:00:53,500 {\an8}- [Bran] Yes, coach! - [woman] Won't work. 25 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:54,583 - It's bright pink. - [man 1] So? 26 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:56,958 - [woman] That's not a bright pink woman. - [Bran] Seriously? 27 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:59,041 {\an8}[woman] We're trying to win points, not lose them. 28 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:00,833 {\an8}She's on a paid internship at MTV. 29 00:01:00,833 --> 00:01:03,041 [man 2] That is incredibly specific. 30 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:06,166 I say we run out the clock, box the other dudes out, 31 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,041 play Drip Drop till it closes. 32 00:01:08,041 --> 00:01:10,083 - [Bran] Absolutely not. - [woman] I don't have time. 33 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:11,833 [Bran] I want her now, not in six hours. 34 00:01:12,541 --> 00:01:14,125 [woman] I got it. Fiji Fantasy. 35 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:16,666 [Bran] No, no. We always have to leave after that. 36 00:01:16,666 --> 00:01:19,458 - [man 1] Yeah. We just got our mai tais. - [man 2] Facts. 37 00:01:19,958 --> 00:01:22,291 [woman] That girl's not from here. Look at her. 38 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:24,833 {\an8}She's just having a weekend in the big city, 39 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:27,625 {\an8}hoping she gets to go home with some big old story to tell. 40 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:29,458 {\an8}[Bran] Wait, how do you know she's a tourist? 41 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:31,041 [woman and man 2] Her shoes. 42 00:01:31,041 --> 00:01:34,583 - [Bran] Ugh, fine. - [woman] Fiji Fantasy. Okay, here we go. 43 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:37,291 Ads, Little, you two post up by the door. Brannagan, come with me. 44 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:39,625 {\an8}[Bran] Am I mad at you in this one, or are you mad at me? 45 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:42,750 - [woman] Are you kidding me? Seriously? - [man 1] Bran, you gotta be kidding. 46 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:43,666 [Bran] Jesus. 47 00:01:43,666 --> 00:01:46,583 - ["Mas Queso" by Floyd Wonder playing] - ♪ Give me that cheddar, we gettin' rico ♪ 48 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:49,250 ♪ Big money rolls like burritos... ♪ 49 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:52,291 - [Bran] You don't need to be triggered. - Vodka soda, please. Thank you. 50 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:53,416 Can we talk, please? 51 00:01:53,416 --> 00:01:55,041 - I need alcohol. - [bartender] Rail okay? 52 00:01:55,041 --> 00:01:56,375 - Yes. - Grey Goose. 53 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:57,875 - Jesus. See? - [Bran] What? 54 00:01:57,875 --> 00:02:00,625 - This is the issue. The problem I have. - [Bran] What is the problem? 55 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,000 I'm simple. I don't need this. 56 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,416 I know you don't need it, but you deserve the best. 57 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,916 - Come on. - Fifteen, please. 58 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:08,083 - Thank you. - Thank you, buddy. Keep it. Thanks. 59 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:09,083 Thank you. 60 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:10,166 [bar stool clatters] 61 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:13,083 - I'm... I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. - That's okay. That's okay. 62 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:15,125 I think we're moving too fast. 63 00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:16,791 - Like, physically? - [woman] God, no. 64 00:02:16,791 --> 00:02:19,125 That thing that you do with your tongue is miraculous. 65 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:22,000 Actually, don't make me think about it. Stay on track, okay, please? 66 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,583 Montauk, helicopter. 67 00:02:23,583 --> 00:02:25,958 How many times are you gonna spend $1100 at Masa? 68 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:28,125 That was for two people. Unforgettable life experience. 69 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:31,166 Women. You've been with so many beautiful women. 70 00:02:31,166 --> 00:02:33,083 - I just... How? - [Bran] I can't deny that. 71 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:35,791 [woman] You could have your pick of the town. Why me? 72 00:02:35,791 --> 00:02:38,958 I'm at a point in my life where I wanna grow up. 73 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,666 [indistinct conversations] 74 00:02:40,666 --> 00:02:42,125 [dramatic whoosh] 75 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:43,416 This is a master class. 76 00:02:43,416 --> 00:02:46,250 - Damn right. Drink up. - Cheers. 77 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:49,291 - Point in your life? - Yes. Poppy... 78 00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:52,041 [mouthing] I don't know. [voiced] Poppy. I... 79 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:54,083 ["Mas Queso" continues] 80 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:56,375 You know what? Let's just... Let's cancel Fiji. 81 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:59,250 Cancel? Wha... That was your dream. 82 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,375 - Going together. Your dream trip. - I need space, okay? 83 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:02,666 Take somebody else. 84 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:03,750 [Bran] Poppy. 85 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,125 Don't leave. 86 00:03:06,791 --> 00:03:07,833 Poppy! 87 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:10,541 ["Mas Queso" continues] 88 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:13,291 Are you gonna go after her? 89 00:03:14,541 --> 00:03:15,375 ♪ Give me that ♪ 90 00:03:18,291 --> 00:03:19,125 ♪ I want more ♪ 91 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:21,333 - Yes. Huh? - I'm confused by something. 92 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:24,791 What happens when she figures out that Sam's got, like, no money? 93 00:03:24,791 --> 00:03:27,458 - Oh, this play isn't about money. - What? 94 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:30,250 Yeah, that play is about flattery and fantasy. 95 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:33,500 Yeah, we're not... We're not winning her over with lies. 96 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:37,125 We're... We're seducing her with the effort of lying. 97 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:40,708 - I don't know what that means. - Oh, Little. That script was ridiculous. 98 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:44,833 And she's a woman on this planet that's been terrorized by toxic rom-coms. 99 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:47,208 She's not a fool. She knows what's up. 100 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:49,291 It's like that time that I was in Milan, you know? 101 00:03:49,291 --> 00:03:52,041 I knew that guy didn't own a château. He had two roommates. 102 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:54,458 But for seven hours, I banged a duke. 103 00:03:55,041 --> 00:03:57,458 - [alarm beeping] - Oh. Oh shit. That's my 30. 104 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:00,458 - Oh, you're running something? - Hook, Line, and Sinker. 105 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:01,916 - Who is it? - My neighbor. 106 00:04:01,916 --> 00:04:03,416 - Oh no. No. - No, no. 107 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:05,083 - Terrible idea. - Relax. Relax, dude. 108 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:07,166 He's moving out on Sunday. I don't shit where I eat. 109 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:09,125 - You did with me. - [woman] That was college. 110 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:12,041 It doesn't count, all right? And it was a big old pigpen. 111 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:13,791 - [men chuckle] - Oh. 112 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:18,333 Yo, shouldn't you be twiddling an olive by now? 113 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,666 You know what? Up close, she had a really funny smell. 114 00:04:20,666 --> 00:04:22,208 - Oh, damn it. - Right between the legs. 115 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:24,375 Okay, fine, she smelled really good. I Buckner'd it. 116 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:26,416 You forgot you called me Poppy, didn't you? 117 00:04:26,416 --> 00:04:30,250 Poppy. I thought I called you Penny. They're both stupid names. 118 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,208 Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm on to someone new. 119 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:34,500 - Mmm. - Mmm. Well, okay, what is she like? 120 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,791 She's a he, so don't make assumptions. 121 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:40,083 Switch-hitting? Been a while. Like your style. 122 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,291 - [Little] Which guy? - Hugo Boss by the white owl. 123 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,500 Oh yeah. He was delicious. Outta your league, though. 124 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:48,250 Kawhi's not gonna do a pickup game with freshman redshirt. 125 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:49,500 - Facts. - Thank you. 126 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,958 - I'm just gonna be his ball boy. - [Little] Mmm. 127 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:54,916 She's thinking. 128 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:59,708 - Run Time Step. - I can't run Time Step on my own. 129 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,250 - I could go. - No. 130 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:05,041 Gross. I'm not running a play with my baby brother. Are you kidding me? 131 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:07,000 Hey, Time Step is my jam. 132 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,833 - I do an excellent ball change. - Uh, excuse me? 133 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:12,666 You never took street jazz. You stick with your left foot every time. 134 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:14,458 Little's on his way. He'll be there in five. 135 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:16,583 Ugh, fine. Thank you. Love you. Bye. 136 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,083 - Odds? - Oh. 137 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:20,916 - Five to one they botch it. [chuckles] - Yeah. [chuckles] 138 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:22,458 [mellow music playing] 139 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:25,250 Did you, uh... You heard about Raddatz? 140 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:28,333 No. Oh, shitcanned? 141 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:30,791 Oh, yeah. Last round of layoffs. 142 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:33,291 Newspapers are dying, my friend. 143 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,791 Speaking of dying newspapers, how's that feature you've been writing? 144 00:05:36,791 --> 00:05:37,708 [woman laughing] 145 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:42,833 - Oh, I don't have an angle yet. - Oh, you have an angle. You told me. 146 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:46,125 It was, um... "locals' most memorable sports moments." 147 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:48,375 - Yeah, it's really bad. - It's all right. 148 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:50,208 - No. - There's something in there. 149 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:52,375 No, I need to focus and find a point of view. 150 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:55,250 A lot's riding on this. I mean, my job might depend on it and [sighs]... 151 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:57,916 I don't wanna tell Kirk about it until I do, you know? 152 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,791 I am trying to get Bob Farkle to talk to me, though. 153 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:02,375 - Bob Farkle? - Yeah. 154 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:05,000 - Wow. Does he do interviews? - I don't know. We're about to... Oh! 155 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,958 - No! [yelling] - Go, go, go, go, go! 156 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:07,958 [woman] Oh my God. 157 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,291 Thanks for walking me. You know I ain't afraid to Wolverine. 158 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:14,916 {\an8}Go! Focus. Jeez Louise. 159 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,166 - Bye. - [Adam] Bye. Go, go, go. 160 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:18,625 - [woman] Bye! - Bye. 161 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:20,833 ["Green Light" by Lady Bri playing] 162 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:23,833 ♪ It's time to go, go, go, whoo! ♪ 163 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:26,375 - ♪ It's time to go, go, go ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ 164 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:29,541 ♪ It's time to go, go, go, whoo! ♪ 165 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:31,083 ♪ Let's go! ♪ 166 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:35,375 ♪ Whatcha waitin' for? Your prayers are already answered ♪ 167 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:38,166 ♪ Do you really want it? Ain't got no time to waste, let's go! ♪ 168 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:39,625 ♪ Green light, step on the gas ♪ 169 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:42,625 ♪ Don't let no one pass Put some pep in your steps ♪ 170 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:44,333 ♪ Follow me this way! ♪ 171 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,791 ♪ Red light green light Red light green light ♪ 172 00:06:46,791 --> 00:06:49,333 ♪ Red light green light, go! ♪ 173 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:52,375 ♪ Do you wanna go, go, go? ♪ 174 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:55,333 ♪ I'mma, I'mma run this show ♪ 175 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:58,250 ♪ Do you do you wanna go? ♪ 176 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,583 ♪ I got the green light ♪ 177 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:01,250 ♪ It's time to go, whoo! ♪ 178 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:02,375 Huh? 179 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,000 - ♪ Let's go! ♪ - ♪ Red light ♪ 180 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,375 ♪ It’s time to go, go, go, whoo! ♪ 181 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:09,208 - ♪ Green light, it’s time to go, go, go ♪ - ♪ Let's go ♪ 182 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:12,666 ♪ Red light It’s time to go, go, go, whoo! ♪ 183 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:15,291 - ♪ Green light, do you wanna go? ♪ - ♪ Let's go ♪ 184 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:18,208 ♪ Red light, do you wanna go? ♪ 185 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,583 ♪ Green light, do you wanna go? ♪ 186 00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:23,291 - [knocking on the door] - [stops TV program] 187 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:28,500 ♪ Do you wanna go? Do you wanna go? ♪ 188 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:31,625 [woman] Hey. 189 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:34,750 Oh my... Is my TV on too loud? I'm so sorry. 190 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,708 [chuckling] No. No, I, uh... 191 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,750 This was in my mailbox. 192 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,875 Get out of here. Oh. I thought it was supposed to come today. 193 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,791 - Thank you. - Do you tie? 194 00:07:44,791 --> 00:07:48,250 Oh, just your basic midge. I actually fish more than I tie. 195 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:52,375 Is... Are you watching Low & Clear? 196 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:54,708 Sure am. 197 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:56,541 It's so good. [chuckles] 198 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:59,208 Um, have you watched it? 199 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:00,958 ["Show Ya How" by Claire Guerreso playing] 200 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,875 [kissing and moaning] 201 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:06,833 Can I... You are a big fisherman. 202 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:08,333 Let me see you. 203 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:13,375 Yes, neighbor! 204 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:17,291 [objects clattering] 205 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,208 - ♪ Let me show you how it's done ♪ - [man] Oh my. 206 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:26,875 ♪ Let me show you how to have some fun La la la la la ♪ 207 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:29,541 - [moaning] Move to the bed? - Yeah. Yes. 208 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:33,208 ♪ Let me show you, let me show La la la la la la la ♪ 209 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:36,833 ♪ La la la la la la la Let me show you how to have some fun ♪ 210 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:39,875 ♪ Let me show you how to have some fun ♪ 211 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:42,625 Well, that was fun. 212 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:45,916 - Yeah, it was. - ♪ Let me show you how to have some fun ♪ 213 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,458 Good luck with the move. 214 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:49,833 [giggles] 215 00:08:52,416 --> 00:08:53,375 Okay. 216 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:55,958 [sighs] 217 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,041 [car horn honks] 218 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:06,833 [commentator] Go-ahead run on second base, two outs, bottom of the seventh. 219 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:07,958 - [sighs] - The score is tied. 220 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:09,375 The stretch and the pitch. 221 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,208 - Weak ground ball out towards short. - Oh... 222 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:13,625 - Come on. - Picks it up, onto first... 223 00:09:13,625 --> 00:09:15,875 - [indistinct conversations] - [telephone ringing] 224 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:17,041 [news music plays] 225 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:18,458 [telephone ringing] 226 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:21,833 [whistling, air-kissing] 227 00:09:23,916 --> 00:09:24,750 [clears throat] 228 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:27,500 - What, are you out of pencils? - What am I, 80? Pencils? 229 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,375 No, I'm here for Greenberg's retirement thingy. 230 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,750 - Shit. That's tonight? - Yeah. 231 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:33,791 - Wow. - [woman] Hi. 232 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:35,000 You're in the office. 233 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,375 - How does it feel? - Feels very uncomfortable. 234 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,125 [Bran] Showing your face so you don't get fired? 235 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,166 So, how was last night? 236 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:45,375 He's not a groomer, so I got lost a bit in the weeds. 237 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:47,583 - Got lost-- - Just looking for more of an adjective. 238 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:50,333 - Like "decent," something like that. - [woman] How was Hugo Boss? 239 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,583 - Bossy. - Oh. 240 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:54,083 - Adjective. - Especially when he used toys. 241 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,125 I don't think you understand the parts of speech. 242 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,541 Uh, can you finish your doodle so we can get out of here. 243 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:00,541 - Done. - What is that? 244 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:04,500 It's a graph depicting the correlation of gun violence with access to healthcare. 245 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,291 - Looks like a triceratops. - I'm getting that too. 246 00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:09,375 Uh, excuse me. Sorry, guys. 247 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:12,583 Could you point me in the direction of Karen Kirk's office, please? 248 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,750 [phone ringing in the background] 249 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:17,458 [phone continues ringing] 250 00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:19,291 Ashley can help you. 251 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:20,666 Ashley? 252 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,083 Right. 253 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:23,250 Thanks very much. 254 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,958 - Is that Nick Russel? That's Nick Russel. - Who the fuck is that? 255 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:28,666 - He's so hot. - [Nick] You must be Ashley. 256 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:30,958 - Hi. Yes, I am. Nick? - [Nick] Yes. 257 00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:32,208 Is he working here? 258 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,041 In this garbage can? 259 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:37,208 - Kirk is ready to see you. - [Nick] Ah, thank you. 260 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,083 Mm-hmm. Can I get you anything? Coffee? 261 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:41,500 Ooh, lovely, yeah. Do you have any, uh, oat milk? 262 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,416 Yes, we do. 263 00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:44,583 - [Nick] Ah, fantastic. - It is creamier than almond. 264 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,208 Where are you... 265 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:48,333 - Hey, Ashley. - [Ashley] Hey, Mack. 266 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,291 - Hi. - Wait, what are you doing here? 267 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,333 - Oh, Green-- - [Ashley] Run out of something? 268 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,250 - [Mack] Hmm? - Pencils? Paper? Paper clips? 269 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,291 Paper cut? Got a paper cut. You have a boo-boo? 270 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:59,500 I have a Band-Aid and a first-aid kit. I'm a tiny Office Depot. Be right back. 271 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,958 [Mack] Ashley. No. Greenberg's retirement party. 272 00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:04,916 That's why I'm here. Doesn't matter. Um, was that, uh... 273 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:06,375 - Nick Russel? - [Mack] Mm-hmm. 274 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,541 [whispering] I know. Yeah. Apparently him and Kirk are old friends. 275 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:10,916 - Really? - [Ashley] Mm-hmm. 276 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,875 Huh. 277 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,958 - I thought he was in Yemen or something. - No, he's here. 278 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,708 - Is he working for us? - No. 279 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,916 - No, um, he's working on his new book. - Hmm. 280 00:11:20,916 --> 00:11:23,375 But, uh, he'll be at the bar. 281 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:27,375 - You could say hi. - Yeah, maybe... maybe... maybe... maybe I will. 282 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,041 You will. 283 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,583 - You should. Mm-hmm. - [Mack] I... Okay. 284 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:34,333 ["Slinky" by The Dynamites feat. Charles Walker playing] 285 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,291 [crowd] Chug! Chug! Chug! 286 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,375 [whooping] 287 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:48,250 - Can you stop staring? - Who is he again? 288 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,375 How do you not know that? 289 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,958 He worked for WaPo for, like, ever. He speaks seven languages, 290 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:55,125 and he saved an actual orphan from an actual burning building. 291 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:56,916 - Was it burning? - Collapsing? 292 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,333 Sinking? 293 00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:01,750 - Maybe just like a bad building in Syria. - Mm-mm. No. 294 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:04,708 He was a finalist for the Pulitzer last year. 295 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:05,916 - Still no. - [Mack] Ugh. 296 00:12:05,916 --> 00:12:07,625 Do you even work in this industry? 297 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:10,333 I write obituaries. I don't give a fuck about the living. 298 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:13,041 Do you know Tennessee Williams died by choking on a bottle cap? 299 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:15,250 - [Mack] Yes. God, yes. - Every time we unscrew something. 300 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:16,625 - So many times. - [Bran] Okay. 301 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:20,833 - Oh, shit, shit. They're coming this way. - Will you relax? They're going to the bar. 302 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:22,958 I was wrong. 303 00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:26,333 - Everyone, have you all met... - Nick Russel, big fan. 304 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,291 [Nick laughing] 305 00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:31,666 Um, that piece you wrote about the buildings and the orphans, 306 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:33,166 it was seminal writing. 307 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,791 Really, really great and exquisite, important work. 308 00:12:35,791 --> 00:12:37,958 - Thank you. - Thank you. Yeah. 309 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,375 Um, oh, I'm Sam Brannagan, by the way. Obits. 310 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:42,458 - Nice to meet you. - [Bran] Obituaries, what I write. 311 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,875 Oh. This is Adam Miles. 312 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,791 - Yup. Visuals. - [Nick] Nice to meet you. 313 00:12:47,791 --> 00:12:50,458 [Bran] Mackenzie Cannon covers sports at the paper. 314 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,875 - Hi. Hi. - Very nice to meet you. 315 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,458 - Hi. - Turtle racing mostly. 316 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,000 [Mack chuckling] 317 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,833 - Mack is local sports. - Oh, right. 318 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,833 - [Kirk] You good on drinks? - [Adam and Mack] Yeah. 319 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:01,875 - Locked and loaded. - 'Cause I'm buying. 320 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,166 - Cinncinasty. - Devil's Breath. 321 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:06,458 A double Dirty Detroit. Uh, two of those, actually. 322 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:07,541 Two of those. 323 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,958 - Nice to officially meet you. - [Bran] Nice to meet you too. 324 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:12,000 I covered turtle racing one time. 325 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,958 One time. 326 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:13,875 Oh. 327 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,375 Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, what... 328 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:19,041 [siren wailing in the distance] 329 00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:21,541 What is going on with you? 330 00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:23,583 You nervous? 331 00:13:24,416 --> 00:13:25,375 No. 332 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:27,208 - Oh, I know what it is. - [Mack] Hmm. 333 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,833 - You wanna hit that. - [Bran] Mmm. 334 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,458 You wanna hit that. All right. 335 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:35,416 Well, let's run something, baby. Get it done. Get it handled. 336 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:37,916 - What do you want us to do? - You can't... That... 337 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:40,250 With... With him, that would be... That... That's different. 338 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,125 That's... It's... It's diff... It... It would not... 339 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,916 It... It wouldn't be the s... It's not the same. 340 00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:45,083 Are you okay? 341 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:48,791 - We're watching the Great One fall. - Screw you and your Gretzky slam. 342 00:13:48,791 --> 00:13:50,625 Bobby Hull was, and always will be, 343 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,875 the greatest hockey player to ever put on skates. 344 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,750 - I think she's back. - She's back in the game. 345 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,333 - Fucking handling the game. - Well, then let's Bobby Hull it, baby. 346 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,750 End-to-end rush, puck to goal. 347 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,666 His puck in your goal. 348 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:05,333 You don't run a play on that. That is a grown-ass man. 349 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,541 Okay, that is a man that... that you get into debt with, 350 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:10,041 that you freeze your eggs for. 351 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:15,500 That is not someone you just... [softly] ...fu... fu... 352 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,083 Yeah. Yeah, I wanna get that. You know, I wanna hit that. 353 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,750 ♪ I wanna fu... uh, uh, uh, uh ♪ 354 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,416 ♪ I wanna ow, ow, ow, ow, ow ♪ 355 00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:24,666 I hit it. Fucking happy... 356 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,500 - Like... [grunts] - Fresh pepper. 357 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,916 Painful. Oh yeah. 358 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:29,375 - [Mack] Himalayan salts. - Grind him. 359 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,041 Till your eyes are just watery. 360 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,208 - [Mack] Mmm, like onions. - Yeah, salty. 361 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:35,333 Who's cutting onions? No one. I'm just deep-throating. 362 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,625 - [Mack] Parameters, guys. - Wet salt all over your face. 363 00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:40,208 - We're at a work event, so... - Parameters, yes. 364 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:44,041 Let's just, uh... Let's run Drip Drop. At least until Kirk is gone. 365 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:45,458 - Okay. I see that. - [Bran] Mmm. 366 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,708 - It's so tame. - Done. Let's do it. What next? 367 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,250 I Bobby Hull it like you said. 368 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,500 - No, I don't know what I'm saying. - Yes, you do. 369 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,416 - I made that up. - It's a great idea. He's a war reporter. 370 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,541 Life and death and all that garbage, so no putzing around. 371 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,791 Straight for the goal. 372 00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:02,791 ["Feelin' It" by Danger Twins playing] 373 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:06,416 [crowd talking loudly] 374 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:24,125 ♪ I'mma go ahead and do my thing Like only I can do... ♪ 375 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:29,000 [crowd] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! [cheering] 376 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,083 ♪ I'm the real deal, I'm the truth ♪ 377 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,500 ♪ Yeah, I got skills ♪ 378 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,500 ♪ You know I'm crushing it I'm crushing it ♪ 379 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,166 ♪ I got skills, no use discussing it ♪ 380 00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:43,958 ♪ I got skills They rumble like the thunder in my soul ♪ 381 00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:46,416 ♪ And there ain't nobody stealing it ♪ 382 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,375 - [Mack] Oh... - ♪ 'Cause I'm feeling it ♪ 383 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,291 No. 384 00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:50,833 [all laughing] 385 00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,500 All right, I'm gonna close out. 386 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:55,333 Yeah, I got a deadline too. 387 00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:58,458 Homicide. Let's hope I kill it. 388 00:15:59,041 --> 00:15:59,875 [Mack chuckles] 389 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:03,208 [soul music playing in the background] 390 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:05,375 [Mack chuckling] 391 00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,833 - Wow. - Yeah, he's terrible. 392 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,291 [Nick chuckling] 393 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:11,875 So, uh, have you got a deadline or something? 394 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:15,291 Oh no, no, no. PETA's against nighttime turtle racing. 395 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,916 So how do you know Kirk? 396 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,208 Oh, well, believe it or not, 397 00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,875 she used to babysit for me when she was a student at LSE. 398 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,958 - That is not the answer I expected. - What? 399 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:29,375 - Well, just that she's scary. - Oh, she's fucking terrifying. 400 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:32,166 - [Mack] Thank you. She is. - [laughing] Scariest person I've ever met. 401 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,208 [Nick chuckles] 402 00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:37,541 - [Mack sighs] - So can... can I, uh, get you another drink? 403 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,166 Um... 404 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,375 - [soul music continues in the background] - You got any at home? 405 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,958 - ["Freak" by Sofi Tukker playing] - ♪ Enable the freak ♪ 406 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,625 ♪ To be in love with the freak To understand the freak ♪ 407 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:52,208 ♪ To want to be with the freak To wake up all of the freaks ♪ 408 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,791 - [Mack chuckles] - ♪ Down to the freak ♪ 409 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:55,375 ♪ To hurricane the freak ♪ 410 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,041 [Nick] Careful! 411 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:58,416 - Oopsie-daisy. - Oh! Oh my God. 412 00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:01,458 - Do not tell me that's from Syria. - No, no. [panting] 413 00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:02,708 - Is it? - Yeah, it's from Syria. 414 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,458 Oh fuck. Baby Jesus. 415 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,916 - I am so sorry. - Wadi al-Nasara. 416 00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:07,333 - That was-- - It's fine, it's fine. 417 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,750 - ["Freak" continues] - [Mack moaning] 418 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,750 Actually, no, I have a lot of valuable artifacts. 419 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,083 - Okay. All right. - Can we just, um, go to the bedroom? 420 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,375 Sure, sure. Is it-- 421 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:18,083 ["Freak" continues] 422 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:20,916 [both moaning] 423 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:27,083 - Good God, what are these sheets? - [Nick] Egyptian cotton. 424 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,541 Uh, of course they are. 425 00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:30,625 - Oh. - [Nick kissing] 426 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,666 - Sleep is very important to me. - I completely agree. 427 00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:36,083 Oh, so you're gonna... Yeah, that... 428 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,250 [zipper opening] 429 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:44,333 - ["Freak" continues] - [both moaning] 430 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,500 [Mack moans] 431 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:21,458 [slow electric guitar music playing] 432 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,291 [Nick] Hey. 433 00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:37,333 Sorry... 434 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,125 Can't believe I fell asleep. 435 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:47,125 And that is why I don't drink beer. 436 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,041 [chuckles] 437 00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,250 [Nick kisses, exhales heavily] 438 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,291 Do you, um... 439 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,125 Do you want me to call you a Lyft? 440 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,750 Too late. I already did it. 441 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,375 - Oh. [chuckling] Right. - [Mack] Yeah. 442 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:13,166 - Nice to meet you, Nick Russel. - Yeah. 443 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,375 Yeah. 444 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:18,958 [pensive music playing] 445 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,250 [Mack exhales] 446 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:38,916 [pensive music continues] 447 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:39,833 [phone dings] 448 00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:43,583 [chuckles lightly] 449 00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:46,750 [sighs] 450 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,333 [elevator clattering] 451 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,958 [elevator dings] 452 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:51,625 I'll puke. 453 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,291 Probably, yeah. Yeah. But I bought you the sushi. 454 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,291 You wanted the sushi. It's rude if you don't eat-- 455 00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,000 This does not look right. I can't eat that. 456 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,916 I completely agree. It's sushi from a dive bar. 457 00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:01,750 Who'd wanna eat that? But you ordered it. 458 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,583 I'm gonna make sure you stick to your promise. 459 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:07,000 If I eat that, I will get tummy poop shit worms. 460 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,166 - Probably. That's right. - Okay? I absolutely will. 461 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,625 Like you gave me poop shit worms when I was five. Remember? 462 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:12,791 - [Little] No. - [Bran] I do. 463 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:14,416 - Still on Mom and Dad's insurance? - Hey! 464 00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:16,416 - [Little] No! Hey! - Hey! 465 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,916 There's the Golden Jet. 466 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:20,250 Nick Russel. Did you see his Pulitzer? 467 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,541 He was only a finalist. 468 00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:24,541 - How does he know who Nick Russel is? - I'm a living, breathing human being. 469 00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:26,500 - Is he better-read than me? - 100% more cultured. 470 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,583 - Fries. - Oh, I love you. Thank you. Yes. 471 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,750 - I haven't eaten since lunch. - [Bran] Chow down fast. 472 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:34,125 I got some work I need help with. 473 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:38,458 - I just got here. - Brunette, denim, legs for days. 474 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,791 - In the onesie? - I saw her first. I get dibs. 475 00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:44,291 It's not a onesie. It's a romper, because babies wear onesies. 476 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,958 Uh, babies wear rompers too. 477 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:48,458 - I've seen it once. - Don't you guys ever get tired of this? 478 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:51,083 - What? - What? Babies in rompers? 479 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,375 This. This. This. 480 00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:56,333 [pop-rock music playing in the background] 481 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,625 - [chuckling] God, no. - No. 482 00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,208 - No. - All right. 483 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,583 - Well, it's Adam's turn, so... - Oh, well, I waive. 484 00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:07,250 - You waive? - I waive. 485 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:10,083 You haven't... You haven't ran a play in a long time. 486 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,750 I waive. I... I got a number earlier. 487 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,916 By yourself? 488 00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:14,833 [Adam] Mm-hmm. 489 00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:18,541 - We were equally astonished. - And proud. 490 00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:20,666 - What's she like? - It's nothing. 491 00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:23,166 Enough to not run a play tonight nothing? 492 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,416 - I don't know. Mm-hmm. - [Mack] Hmm. 493 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,166 Okay. Well, let me take a look at this pantsless baby. 494 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:31,458 - [woman 1] Hey! That sounds good. - [woman 2] She's ready. The girl's ready. 495 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,041 - Damn, she fine. - [Adam] Mm-hmm. 496 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,125 Okay. Well... 497 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:38,291 I'm gonna need six coasters, three bottle caps, a napkin, 498 00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:39,666 and make sure it's slightly damp. 499 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,583 - [Little] Classic. - [Bran] So specific. 500 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:42,500 [Adam] Mm-hmm. 501 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,416 It's the slightly damp napkin that makes it authentic. 502 00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,041 That definitely should have been me. 503 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,458 [sighs] Bran, you're so selfish. It was Little's turn. 504 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,041 - Turn-schmurn. Ow. - Go home. 505 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,333 - [Bran] Love you. Bye. - Love you. [chuckles] 506 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,416 [car engine revving and horn honking] 507 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,916 - What? - [crickets chirping] 508 00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,000 Do you wanna go to Darna's and split a falafel plate? 509 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,625 - Uh-oh. - What? What? I'm hungry still. 510 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:07,125 - What's wrong with you? - You saved me like five fries. 511 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,208 Yeah, but you only eat falafel when you're down. 512 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,166 [scoffs] Do not. Falafel's delicious. 513 00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:14,125 The fact that it doesn't dominate the burger's beyond me. 514 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:17,500 Well, you had it three days in a row during layoffs last year. 515 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,458 - So? - When the Giants traded OBJ. 516 00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:21,708 Our best receiver? 517 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:25,000 - [indistinct chatter in the background] - When your mom got sick. 518 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,416 [pensive piano music playing] 519 00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,083 - [crickets chirping] - [car horn honks] 520 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,708 - Was tonight not... - No. No, tonight was great. 521 00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:34,750 Tonight was great. He was great. 522 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:35,708 - Yeah? - Yeah. 523 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:39,083 - Generous even, you know? Fantastic. - All right. Okay. [chuckles] 524 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,666 Those are all adjectives. 525 00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:44,000 Can you just get to the part where you need sad falafel? 526 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,833 [pensive piano music continues] 527 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,250 I just, um... 528 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:50,333 I might... 529 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,458 I might like him. 530 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,208 Like him? 531 00:22:57,541 --> 00:22:59,083 Like "like him" like him? 532 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:00,583 [scoffs] 533 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:01,916 - Mack. - What? 534 00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:04,083 - You already slept with him. - I know. 535 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:07,458 Look, we ran a play. Like, there's no real coming back from that. 536 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:11,166 We didn't even run a real play. I mean, it was right for the goal. 537 00:23:11,166 --> 00:23:14,083 Plus, you know, we can, um, come up with another play. 538 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,875 You know, we're smart people. 539 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:18,708 But you can't build a relationship from a play. 540 00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:22,541 You know this, Mack. They're not real. They're-- 541 00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:25,166 Oh, yeah, but Bumble is? And Tinder? 542 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,208 I mean, come on. 543 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:28,375 You remember that guy I swiped right on, 544 00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:30,125 who said he worked for Columbia. 545 00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:31,250 - He did. - [chuckles] Yeah. 546 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,750 In a clinical trial for the Psych Department. 547 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,958 - A paid clinical trial. - [chuckling] It's... 548 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,625 It's misleading is my point. 549 00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:42,708 Nick is an adult, you know? 550 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:45,125 He... He has a photo of himself 551 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,625 with his parents framed in the living room. 552 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:50,208 Do you know how many guys I date that have a framed photo 553 00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:51,708 of themselves with their parents? 554 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:54,333 [inhales] By your tone, I'm guessing zero? 555 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:57,375 Nick has dishes that match 556 00:23:57,375 --> 00:24:01,208 and soap that smells like lavender and, yeah, sandalwood, 557 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:05,041 and he has books for days. Just thick books. 558 00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:06,125 Mmm. 559 00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:07,250 I like that. 560 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:11,666 The guys that I hook up with at the bars and the clubs are just children. 561 00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:14,791 - Do you know what my grandma said to me? - [bike rattles] 562 00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:18,791 She said that... that she was gonna die before I got married. 563 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,958 - [gasps] - [Adam] Oh. 564 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,875 - [pensive piano music continues] - She... She might. 565 00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,916 I'm 33, and I'm exhausted, and... 566 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,500 And I want an adult. 567 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,333 [pensive piano music continues] 568 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:35,083 Okay. 569 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,916 Okay? 570 00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:41,458 You want this dude, let's get him. 571 00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:46,500 Yes. 572 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,541 - Yeah. - No take-backs. 573 00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:50,166 We'll get that dick! 574 00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:51,583 - [chuckles] Hold on. - Yeah. 575 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:54,750 But we need to start planning this because I don't think it's gonna be easy. 576 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:55,708 - [Adam] No. - [Mack] No. 577 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,708 He is a fancy fucker, let me tell you. 578 00:24:57,708 --> 00:24:59,833 - [Adam] He's so British. - [Mack] He's so British. 579 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,791 - [Adam] Yeah. [laughing] - [Mack] Oh my God. 580 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,833 - [jazz-funk music playing] - They say it can't be done. 581 00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:07,958 They say we shouldn't try. 582 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:08,916 Who's they? 583 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:14,125 But this team does not recognize the word... "impossible." 584 00:25:14,125 --> 00:25:17,000 - [Mack] Mmm. - [Adam] We don't believe in limits. 585 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,041 [Mack] Mm-mm. 586 00:25:18,041 --> 00:25:20,375 We will convert this one-night stand 587 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,750 Into a romance. 588 00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:27,083 - I'm so hard for all of this right now. - Me too. 589 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:30,708 - [Adam] You guys have broners right now? - [Bran] I'm not into that. 590 00:25:30,708 --> 00:25:33,541 Anyway, to do so, we need pregame research. 591 00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:34,708 Tape, data. 592 00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:37,583 We need to work together to get Mack the stats she needs 593 00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,291 to call the right play for the win. 594 00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:41,000 - [Mack] Mmm. - Let's Moneyball this shit. 595 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,541 Nineties Brad, though. 596 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,875 - Oh God. - Right? 597 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,208 Yummy on my tummy, right? 598 00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:47,083 Little, you're unemployed. You're on day shift. 599 00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,166 [Little] Damn straight. 600 00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:50,958 [Adam] Stake out his apartment. Find out where he goes, 601 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:52,583 how he lives. 602 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:56,083 - [jazz-funk music continues] - Brannagan, you're nights. 603 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:59,083 What's he do for fun? Who's he seeing? Is it serious? 604 00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:03,291 Flag any second dates. Thirds require immediate intervention. 605 00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:06,750 Forty bucks a cocktail? 606 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:09,083 - Uh, just a water. - [bartender] Hmm. 607 00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:12,833 [Adam] Mack, you go dark till we've got this, all right? 608 00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,291 Internet research only. 609 00:26:14,291 --> 00:26:18,250 Interviews, mutual friends, good old-fashioned online stalking. 610 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:19,541 {\an8}I'm on reading duty. 611 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:23,125 {\an8}Send me the data as you get it. I'll work up a visual analysis, 612 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,791 and we shall reconvene. 613 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,208 You gonna finish that? 614 00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:31,291 [annoyed] I'm always gonna finish that. 615 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,833 ["Do Ya Thang" by Leo Soul playing] 616 00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:36,833 ♪ Whoop ♪ 617 00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:41,458 ♪ Whoop ♪ 618 00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:43,500 ♪ Do ya thang, girl ♪ 619 00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:48,500 ♪ Do ya thang, girl ♪ 620 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:53,166 ♪ Do ya thang, girl ♪ 621 00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:59,208 - ♪ Do ya thang, girl ♪ - This is what a job is? 622 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,916 - Whoa. Hi. - Hi. 623 00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:05,833 - I'm... I'm... I'm Ryan. - [chuckling] Hi, Ryan. 624 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,541 - Ashley. - [Little] Nice to meet you. Uh... 625 00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:10,166 - I'm Sam's little brother. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 626 00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:11,333 - Right? - [Ashley] Yeah. 627 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:12,875 - It's tough. - Is it a hard life? 628 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,083 [Bran] Little! 629 00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:16,083 - They're saying "Little"? - [Little] Li... Oh, uh... 630 00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:18,041 - Little! - [Little] That's what they call me. 631 00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:19,291 I'll talk to you later. 632 00:27:19,916 --> 00:27:21,250 Nice to meet you. 633 00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:22,791 - [knocking] - Carl. 634 00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:23,833 Hi, Carl. 635 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:26,083 - [Little] Hi, Carl. - [Bran] Carl. 636 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:29,083 Hey, um, can we use this conference room for a sec? 637 00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:32,625 - What about upstairs? - [Adam] Uh, it's... it's full. 638 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,125 What about downstairs? 639 00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:35,083 Also full. 640 00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:36,541 What's all that? 641 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:39,166 Uh, it's for, uh, my feature. 642 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,666 - Who's the guy in the headband? - [Mack, Adam, and Bran] Intern. 643 00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:43,916 - Intern. - Yeah. 644 00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:48,416 - [Bran] Oh, thanks, Carl. - [Mack] Thanks, Carl. 645 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,958 - [Adam] What a guy. - [Bran] Such a good guy, Carl. 646 00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:53,333 - Got your ruler. - [Carl] Uh, uh-huh. 647 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,666 All right. Oh. 648 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:57,416 - Oh. - [Adam] All right. 649 00:27:57,416 --> 00:28:01,041 - [Little] Takes a lot of pens. - [footsteps receding] 650 00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:04,000 - Okay, what do we got? - We've got Nick Russel. 651 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,541 New York's most eligible bachelor, celebrated foreign correspondent. 652 00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:09,708 - He-- - Okay, could we just skip ahead a bit? 653 00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:12,625 Right. Okay. So, uh, here's what we know so far. 654 00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:16,041 Um, we've got SNS as the standard one-third of his day. 655 00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:18,208 - SNS? - Uh, sleeping and shitting. 656 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:20,333 - He shits a third of his day? - [Adam] Moving along. 657 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,333 Almost six hours a day, six days a week, 658 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,208 he's either writing or researching his book, 659 00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:26,750 which is subdivided thusly, 660 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:29,833 library, Dumbo House, East One Coffee Roasters. 661 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,625 - Oat milk flat white. - Dumbo House? 662 00:28:31,625 --> 00:28:34,458 Don't act like you wouldn't kill your grandmother to get in Dumbo House. 663 00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,458 - Yeah, 'cause she's a dick. - Nana? 664 00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:39,750 - She smells like cheese. - Be glad your grandma smells like cheese. 665 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,333 Mine smells like casket because she's dead. 666 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,208 We're talking about Nick here. All right? 667 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:47,416 Nick spends his Tuesdays at the Met, Sundays with Bloody Marys. 668 00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:50,166 His workout routine is jogging, rowing, and yoga. 669 00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,541 - Can we skip to my part? - [Adam] Yes. Nights and weekends. 670 00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:54,625 Nights and weekends, we've got concerts, 671 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,833 we've got wine tasting, fine dining, 672 00:28:56,833 --> 00:28:58,791 Bib Gourmand picks. 673 00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:01,333 - Socially, we're in a pretty good place. - [Mack] Hmm. 674 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:04,041 Uh, he goes on a date every seven to nine days. 675 00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:07,208 A few repeats, but only two have gone on a second date. 676 00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:11,083 - Mmm. - Though plenty make it to second base! 677 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,083 - [music stops] - [imitates horn blaring] 678 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,458 - Sorry. - [Adam] Um... 679 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:20,291 - [jazz-funk music continues] - Goalposts. What're we aiming for? 680 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:23,875 - Well, Mack wants to land this guy, right? - Yeah, but what constitutes a landing? 681 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:25,958 - [Adam] Mmm. - I want a drawer. 682 00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:27,291 A what? 683 00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:30,791 I want him to empty out a drawer so I can put my stuff in it. 684 00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:36,083 - Come again? - I've never had a drawer. It'd be nice. 685 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:40,625 - [Adam] A drawer? - A drawer. Yeah. 686 00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:44,041 Okay. Drawer. Weird, but I got it. 687 00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:45,166 Drawer. Right. 688 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:47,000 Drawer. [chuckles] 689 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,250 - Thank you. - How long does it take to get a drawer? 690 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,375 Couple of months. 691 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:54,916 Months? We're gonna be playing this dude for a couple months? I have shit to do. 692 00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:57,583 I just need you to get me out of the one-night-stand category 693 00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:59,333 and into the formal dating category. 694 00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:00,541 - The hardest part. - Yeah. 695 00:30:00,541 --> 00:30:03,416 Deprogramming simple dude-brain is like landing on the moon. 696 00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:04,541 So it can be done. 697 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:07,458 - By astronauts. - And very competent ground crew. 698 00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:10,583 That is so true. Dream work makes the team work. 699 00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:12,833 - We need a play, guys. What do we got? - Yes. 700 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:14,375 Um... 701 00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,666 [music becomes quieter] 702 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,416 No. 703 00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:21,208 [Mack] Hmm. 704 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:25,375 - I don't know. I got nothing. - They're all just for hooking up. 705 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:29,208 Yeah. Yeah, so we're gonna need to make some adjustments. 706 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:32,375 Let's just focus on the foundation first. 707 00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:33,458 Crêpes Suzette. 708 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:34,583 Lactose intolerant. 709 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:38,666 - Wave Running Aqua Plane. - Did you even look at the weakness chart? 710 00:30:38,666 --> 00:30:40,583 - Look at the weakness chart. - Weakness chart? 711 00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:42,625 - It's right there. - [Bran] Oh my God. 712 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:44,750 - [Little] There's the weakness chart. - Whisky a Go Go. 713 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,750 - [chuckles] I tossed out those boots. - No. 714 00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,541 - Chemical Spill. - Have to leave the country. 715 00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:50,958 - Betsy Ross's Mother. - I'd have to fake my own death. 716 00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:53,750 - [quietly] I can help you with that. - Do we not have a play? 717 00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:56,250 [jazz flute whistles] 718 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,333 We've never played for keeps. 719 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:02,875 - [Mack] Oh! Oh. - [Adam] Okay. 720 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:04,625 I feel like that shit hurt me. 721 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,416 What if you just ask him out? 722 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,041 - Huh? - Told him you liked him. 723 00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:11,875 Kind of like a... like a "no play" play. 724 00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:13,541 [Mack snorts] 725 00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,083 The "no play" play? 726 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,041 - Yeah. - No. Are you serious right now? 727 00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:20,625 - I was until you made that face. - Which face? 728 00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:23,291 The face you're making right now. [chuckles] 729 00:31:23,291 --> 00:31:24,958 No, I... I think that's suicide. 730 00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:27,083 - How is that suicide? - Because if you... 731 00:31:27,583 --> 00:31:30,416 Oh God. 'Cause if the person isn't on the exact same page 732 00:31:30,416 --> 00:31:32,791 at the exact same moment as you are, 733 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:37,125 then you risk coming in too hot and, shit, blowing it forever. 734 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,083 Forever seems a bit lofty-- 735 00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,833 - Ooh! Ooh! - Whoa! Whoa! Hey. 736 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,375 - [Mack] Wow. - [Adam] Jeez Louise. 737 00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:45,791 No. 738 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,666 Come on, don't you agree? 739 00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:50,625 That "no play" play is dangerous. And with him? Oh my God. 740 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:51,958 [cheers over television] 741 00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:53,791 It's... I don't know. Maybe. 742 00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:56,375 - Oh. That's a pretty deep lock. - [Mack] Nope. 743 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,833 - No, she's got one in. She's fine. - [Adam] Where? 744 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,750 Next round, she gonna come in, flurry of strikes. 745 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:05,416 Jab, jab, feint, dodge, the guillotine again, 746 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:09,750 reel her in, take her down, and it's done. 747 00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:12,000 Over. Finito. 748 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:13,833 - [chuckles] - Wait for it. 749 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:17,208 [Adam] Like, literally, her chin was in her ass. 750 00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:18,125 Oh my God. 751 00:32:18,666 --> 00:32:19,875 - [Adam] What? - That's it. 752 00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:23,666 That's it. That... that... that... that's the play. 753 00:32:23,666 --> 00:32:24,875 What's the play? 754 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:27,083 - That is the play. - What's the play? 755 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,625 - Get your ass... - Ow. Come on. 756 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:30,041 - That is the play! - [Adam groans] 757 00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:33,375 - [jazz-funk music playing] - [Mack] It's new. It's called The Flurry. 758 00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:36,875 We jab, duck, feint, then land a spinning elbow knockout. 759 00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:38,125 First, the jab. 760 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,041 We make brief contact. 761 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,541 Ring his bell a little bit. 762 00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:43,000 Keep it casual and direct. 763 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,875 [jazz-funk music continues] 764 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:48,000 [Mack] He's got a reading at McNally Jackson on the 17th. 765 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:51,708 That gives me eight days to become a regular there. 766 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:56,708 - Excuse me. - Hmm. 767 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,708 - Are you the owner? - I am. 768 00:32:58,708 --> 00:32:59,916 I'm Mackenzie. 769 00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:03,500 I just have to say I love this place. It is my home away from home. 770 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:07,250 - Aw. Mary. Thank you so much. - Oh, of course. 771 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:10,250 - Um, I will go with this one. - This is a favorite of mine. 772 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:11,333 - [Mack] Is it? - Yes. 773 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:12,291 Anissa Gray. 774 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,625 [jazz-funk music intensifies] 775 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:15,916 - Mary, right? - Yeah. 776 00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:17,000 - Mackenzie. - That's right. 777 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,250 Could you recommend traveling books to most likely South Asia? 778 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,708 Mackenzie. Have you finished that book already? 779 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:25,000 Loved it, Mary. 780 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,083 [Mary chuckles] 781 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,583 [Mack] Day of the reading, Little, Bran, 782 00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:33,208 you'll cover the entrance and text me when Nick arrives. 783 00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:36,041 What are you wearing? 784 00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:41,916 - We're on a stakeout. - You look like a cheap leprechaun hooker. 785 00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:43,166 Sorry, sex worker. 786 00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:44,791 - I'm incognito. - [Bran] What? 787 00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:45,958 - Incognito? - Oh, oh. 788 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:48,750 - Subject spotted 23 degrees south. - Yeah, I see him. I'm not an idiot. 789 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:51,083 - [phone dings] - [jazz-funk music continues] 790 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,833 - [doorbell ringing] - [Mack] Mmm. 791 00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:01,500 - So good seeing you again. - [Mary] You too. 792 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,083 Mm-hmm. Take care. 793 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,750 - Oh! - Oh. Sorry. 794 00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:07,333 - Mackenzie. Hi. - Nick. 795 00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:10,583 [chuckles] What are you doing in my bookstore? 796 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:13,833 Uh... well, I have, um... I've got a reading tonight. 797 00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:17,500 - Oh. Of what? - [chuckles, whispering] Of my book. 798 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:21,541 Yes, sorry, of course. I didn't know the new one came out. 799 00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:23,833 No. Well, it's not my new one. It's my last one, actually. 800 00:34:23,833 --> 00:34:27,541 New one's still... [inhales deeply] ...very much in the works. But, um... 801 00:34:27,541 --> 00:34:29,250 - I will put it on my list. - [Nick chuckles] 802 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:31,375 - [Mack] Good luck tonight. - Yeah, thanks. Thanks. 803 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:33,958 - Bye, Mary. - See you next time, Mackenzie. 804 00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:36,333 [jazz-funk music playing] 805 00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:39,000 Hi, Mary. 806 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,708 - Good luck tonight, Mr. Russel. - [Nick] Thank you. 807 00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:44,208 [jazz-funk music intensifies] 808 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:45,875 [Little growls] 809 00:34:46,416 --> 00:34:48,000 - Oh, oh, oh. Hey. - [Bran] Yeah. 810 00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:51,125 Oh, that's what we do. That's what we do. 811 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:58,375 Next, the duck. This one's easy. He sees me, I pretend not to see him. 812 00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:00,791 Adam, you have his jogging routes mapped and timed, correct? 813 00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:03,750 Yes. Page 14, figures 2A and B. 814 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,250 - [Mack] Hmm. - Holy shit. 815 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:07,958 The two of you are on lookout again. Adam, you're with me. 816 00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:10,041 [jazz-funk music becomes quieter] 817 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:17,791 - You were right about the look. - We look badass. 818 00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:20,750 - We do. So fucking baller. - Baller. 819 00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:23,125 [Bran clears throat] 820 00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:25,375 [jazz-funk music intensifies] 821 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:27,375 - [Bran] Eyes on the prize. - [Little] Here we go. 822 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,625 Act normal. Act normal. 823 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,166 [Mack] Got it. 824 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,791 - Boobs okay? - Yep. They're boobs. 825 00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:47,708 [Nick] Hey. Mackenzie. 826 00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:53,583 - Oh fuck. [sighs] Oh, fuck running. - [Bran] Oh my God. 827 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:54,541 That was perfect. 828 00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:57,750 Next, we have the rope-a-dope, the feint. 829 00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:00,166 This one's, uh... We have a problem. 830 00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:01,291 What? 831 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:04,375 - We need a woman. - So ask one of your girlfriends. 832 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:07,166 - [indistinct conversations in the bar] - I could. 833 00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:09,458 Oh my God. You don't have any female friends. 834 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:14,125 Becca moved to Jersey, and Sapna's back in rehab, so... 835 00:36:15,291 --> 00:36:17,666 It's really hard to make new friends at this age. 836 00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:18,750 [Bran] Mmm. 837 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,166 What about Ashley? 838 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:24,333 From the office? 839 00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:27,666 The secretary Ashley. Ashley with the... the smile. 840 00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:30,125 [Adam] Wow, dude. 841 00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:34,041 She seems competent. 842 00:36:36,875 --> 00:36:40,125 Oh, Carl. My bad. Oh my goodness. 843 00:36:40,125 --> 00:36:41,541 - Hey, Ashley. - [Ashley] Hey. 844 00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:43,750 What's up, Mack? Oh shit. What you need? 845 00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:45,791 - [Mack] Hmm? - Did we run out of string cheese? 846 00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:48,041 Oh, I stole some of that last week. We're good. 847 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:50,333 - You need a tampon, though. I got you. - [Mack] Oh. 848 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:51,666 Super plus, plus. 849 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,958 I love free tampons. But I'm actually here for you. 850 00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:58,250 - We're all here for you. - Stop. 851 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,291 [Adam] Uh, Mackenzie's trying to parlay 852 00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:04,625 a one-night stand into a relationship, which, um, has its difficulties. 853 00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:06,291 It's Nick Russel, right? 854 00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:08,875 You're very observant. She's observant. I think this could work. 855 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:10,041 Yeah, I think so too. 856 00:37:10,041 --> 00:37:14,166 Uh, we were actually hoping that you would play a little game with us. 857 00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,791 - I'm in. - Oh. 858 00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:17,875 I've always wanted to see how old people date. 859 00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:18,833 [Adam] Mmm. 860 00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:20,000 I just use an app. 861 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,416 ["We Out Here" by Atomic Drum Assembly playing] 862 00:37:22,416 --> 00:37:24,208 [indistinct conversations] 863 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:26,083 [Mack] This is the feint. 864 00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:28,833 Next Sunday it's outdoor movie night at Brooklyn Bridge Park. 865 00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:31,666 Boys are running a zone defense, 866 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,916 dividing the lawn into three sections. 867 00:37:33,916 --> 00:37:36,250 Scan the crowd, find Nick. 868 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:39,083 - [Ashley] And what exactly am I doing? - [Mack] You're my ringer. 869 00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:40,916 - Anyone got eyes? - Negative. 870 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,250 - I got nothing. - Nope. 871 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:46,333 ["We Out Here" continues] 872 00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:52,708 Oh, oh. I got him. I got him. He's on the Furman Street side, and he's-- 873 00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:54,458 - Is it the bridge or the river? - Shit. Um... 874 00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:56,208 Bridge is the one... It goes over the water. 875 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:57,583 - The wet one's the river. - Oh. Uh... 876 00:37:57,583 --> 00:37:59,791 - River, bridge. Please, Little. - Jeez-- 877 00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:02,458 - He's halfway to the waffle stand thing. - [Mack gasps] 878 00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:05,375 Game time. Yeah. Giddyup. 879 00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:07,125 This play is a go. Get him. 880 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,875 ["We Out Here" continues] 881 00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:11,208 [Mack] Sorry. My bad. 882 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:14,958 - I have eyes. Go. You gotta move fast. - [Adam] You won't make it. 883 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:18,666 - You're not gonna make it. - [Mack] Come on, come on, come on! 884 00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:21,208 Damn! 885 00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:22,791 [man] Whoa, hey! 886 00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:34,875 - Mackenzie. - Huh? 887 00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:36,458 [song ends] 888 00:38:36,458 --> 00:38:38,125 - Do you-- - [Ashley belches] Hey. 889 00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:40,750 You remember Ashley from the, uh, office? 890 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:43,416 - Oh, yes. Hello. Nice to see you again. - [Ashley, slurred] Hello. 891 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,458 This is gonna be the best movie ever. [laughing] 892 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,416 We've been here for a little while. 893 00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:52,000 - Really? [chuckling] - [Mack chuckling] Yeah. 894 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,291 - They have Wafels & Dinges. - [Mack] What? 895 00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,208 - You know they have Wafels & Dinges? - [Mack] No. 896 00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:58,416 I don't think that's a good idea. Ash, careful. 897 00:38:58,416 --> 00:39:00,833 [Ashley] It's really hot. Sir, can I eat your dinges? 898 00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:03,291 - [Nick] Does she know those people? - No, and... 899 00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:06,666 Yup. Yes, now she is eating a stranger's dinges. 900 00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:09,166 - Ugh. - [Nick] Oh. 901 00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,375 So, who did you come with? You here alone? 902 00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:14,583 No. I'm meant to be meeting friends but having a terrible time finding them. 903 00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:17,541 - No reception? - No, I had better service in Baghdad. 904 00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:19,041 - [Ashley groans] - Impressive. 905 00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:20,416 Um... 906 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:23,291 How was your reading the other day? 907 00:39:23,291 --> 00:39:27,875 Good. Yes, good, thank you. I think, uh, nine people came. 908 00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:30,416 So that makes me, you know, officially impressive. 909 00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,791 Stop. Too impressive. Can't even handle it. 910 00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:33,708 [chuckles] 911 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:35,500 Um... 912 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:39,291 You know, why don't you join us? I mean, if you wanted to, you can join us. 913 00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:41,041 - Yeah? - [Mack] It's a small... 914 00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:43,416 - [Ashley belches] - ...um, blanket, but it is a... 915 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,166 Oh, Ash. Oh no. 916 00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:47,708 - [intriguing music playing] - [Ashley] I'm just sick. 917 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:49,083 - [vomiting] - [Mack] Oh. 918 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:50,000 [woman] Shoo. 919 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,708 [Ashley groaning] 920 00:39:52,583 --> 00:39:53,458 Hey, I don't... 921 00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:56,250 - I don't feel very shiny. - [Mack] I don't think so. 922 00:39:56,250 --> 00:39:58,041 - We can go home. We should. - [Ashley belches] 923 00:39:58,041 --> 00:40:00,041 - No, I'm good. - Oh, you're touching me. 924 00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:02,583 - [Ashley] I can ride the train. - [Mack] What is that? 925 00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:04,375 - This is frosé. - [Mack] Oh no. 926 00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:07,041 And a little rosé. Is that... 927 00:40:07,625 --> 00:40:09,583 - I had a beer. - I'm gonna take her home. 928 00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:12,208 - [Ashley belches] - Hope to see you again. 929 00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:15,250 - [Nick] Yeah. Feel better, Ashley. - [Ashley belches] 930 00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:18,416 - [Mack] Okay, right into the bushes. - [Ashley vomiting] 931 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:20,666 Weird. 932 00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:23,250 - [jazz-funk music playing] - We clear. 933 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:25,583 - [laughing] Holy shit. - [Adam] Wow. 934 00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:26,875 She is a psychopath. 935 00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:29,333 - Oh my God. Thank you. - You're welcome. Clean yourself off. 936 00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:32,458 You are amazing. You are all of the amazing things. 937 00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:34,708 - Thank you. - Okay, I'm gonna leave. 938 00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:37,000 - Appreciate you, Ash. - Don't wanna see that. 939 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,083 [jazz-funk music continues] 940 00:40:39,875 --> 00:40:41,125 - You maybe wanna... - Yes. 941 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,416 - Cool. - Yeah. Right now? 942 00:40:42,416 --> 00:40:43,458 - Yeah. - Okay. 943 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:46,125 [cheers in the stadium] 944 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:47,583 - [Adam] Alma mater? - [Mack] Oxford. 945 00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:48,916 - [Adam] Sun sign? - [Mack] Pisces. 946 00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:50,541 - Favorite liquor? - Scotch. 947 00:40:50,541 --> 00:40:52,458 - [Adam] Mmm. - Mescal. 948 00:40:52,458 --> 00:40:54,041 - Favorite food? - Whole branzino. 949 00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:55,666 Ooh, girl. 950 00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:58,791 - [Mack] You ever had one of those? - [Adam] Branzino? 951 00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:00,708 - [Mack] Yeah. - No. No. The eyes... 952 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:01,958 - They follow you. - Yes. 953 00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:03,666 - It's disgusting. - I hate it. 954 00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:06,166 Hey, whatever happened to that, uh, number that you got? 955 00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:07,375 Oh. Uh... 956 00:41:08,416 --> 00:41:11,583 - We... we went out a couple times. - More than once? 957 00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:12,875 - It's nothing. - [Mack] Who is she? 958 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:14,083 [Adam] No one yet. 959 00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:15,666 No one. 960 00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:17,666 Well, I hope she's great. 961 00:41:17,666 --> 00:41:20,333 - [cheers continue] - [PA announcer] That's a New York double! 962 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:23,375 - [Mack] Hey! I knew he was a good get. - [Adam] Oh! 963 00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:26,333 [chuckles] Do you remember that night game 964 00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:29,166 when Brannagan slammed into you trying to get that foul ball? 965 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:30,750 - It was in my hand. - Literally. 966 00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:34,708 Then that ten-year-old walked away with it with the goddamn Baby Ruth in his mouth. 967 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:37,166 - I prefer Reggie! bars. - I do too. 968 00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:38,791 Do you know about that game? 969 00:41:38,791 --> 00:41:41,750 Um, no, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me. 970 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,833 So Reggie takes it home for us in '77, right? 971 00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:44,750 [Adam] Mm-hmm. 972 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,500 Next season, opening game, 973 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:48,041 Reggie! bars debut. 974 00:41:48,041 --> 00:41:49,333 Every fan gets one. 975 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:52,375 Then, bottom of the first, two on base, 976 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:55,416 Reggie's up to bat, home run, because of course. 977 00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:57,500 The part that I love so freaking much 978 00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:01,208 is that to celebrate, the fans threw their bars into the field, 979 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:04,333 and they had to delay the game just to clean up all the chocolate. 980 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:05,875 - Shut up. Wow. - [Mack] Swear to God. 981 00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:08,291 That's... that's the game that my parents met at. 982 00:42:08,291 --> 00:42:09,958 And my mom got pissed at my dad 983 00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:13,041 because he ate it instead of throwing it onto the field. 984 00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:16,416 Wait a minute. Wait. So I know your parents met at a game. 985 00:42:16,416 --> 00:42:19,666 - I didn't know they met at that game. - [Mack] Because you're a terrible friend. 986 00:42:19,666 --> 00:42:22,291 I talk too much. You don't listen to a third of the things I say. 987 00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:25,083 - [Adam] What's your name again? - Oh, Mackenzie Cannon. I prefer Mack. 988 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:27,458 - [Adam] Nice to meet you. Yeah. - [Mack] Lovely to meet you. 989 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,541 [Adam chuckles] 990 00:42:29,541 --> 00:42:33,125 [sighs] My parents just... They loved this place. 991 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:34,375 [emotional music playing] 992 00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:37,625 - Do you remember how bad the roof leaked? - Oh, flooded. 993 00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:39,333 [Mack] Hmm. 994 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:45,875 The last game we saw together, we actually sat right over there 995 00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:48,166 by the, uh, old stadium wall. 996 00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:51,583 - [Adam] Where the benches are? - [Mack] Mm-hmm. 997 00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:53,875 She was in a wheelchair by then. 998 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,083 [shakily] She died three days later. 999 00:42:58,083 --> 00:42:59,208 Mack, come here. 1000 00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:01,333 [emotional music continues] 1001 00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:06,625 They tore the stadium down the following year. 1002 00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:10,041 Just like that, it was all gone. 1003 00:43:12,291 --> 00:43:13,541 Oh, I miss her. 1004 00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:15,750 [softly] I know. 1005 00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:18,583 I miss them together. 1006 00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:21,625 You know, the way that my dad would look at her. 1007 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:24,875 Oh, I just... I want a love like that. 1008 00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:26,208 You know? 1009 00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:29,708 Yeah, me too. 1010 00:43:32,291 --> 00:43:34,375 - [fans cheering] - [PA announcer] Home run! 1011 00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:35,583 [Adam and Mack] Yeah. 1012 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:39,208 - [Adam] Yeah, baby. - [Mack] Yankees, we love you! Whoo-whoo! 1013 00:43:40,041 --> 00:43:40,875 Oh my God. 1014 00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:43,708 Hmm. 1015 00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:46,375 Maybe that's the angle. 1016 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:48,125 What? 1017 00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:51,583 I mean, I'm... I'm a fan. I am the OG fan. 1018 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,166 - What are we talking about? - My feature. My feature. 1019 00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:58,000 My parents. Um... 1020 00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:01,000 The first game, the last game, me. 1021 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:04,083 I could just frame the whole thing around us, you know? 1022 00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:06,208 And I can weave in the interviews, 1023 00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:09,541 and... and I can center it on Farkle, if he'll ever talk to me. 1024 00:44:09,541 --> 00:44:13,708 But I could just make the whole thing just a lot more personal. 1025 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,250 - I love that. Yes. - [Mack] Yeah? 1026 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:17,583 - Yeah! Yes! - Fucking got it. 1027 00:44:17,583 --> 00:44:21,458 [both vocalizing] 1028 00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:23,333 [upbeat funky music playing] 1029 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000 [woman] Basically, Jeff Syed was the best-kept secret in the United States. 1030 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,375 - He's just-- - Legendary player. 1031 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:30,666 - Kitchen player. - [phone dings] 1032 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:34,291 He put me in the kitchen three times in Brazil at the world championships. 1033 00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:36,875 - [phone dings rapidly] - I'd just never seen Jonathan Schnapp make 1034 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,375 that many errors in a row. 1035 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:41,125 - It was just like one after another. - [phone continues dinging] 1036 00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:44,000 You know, when you see a tampa, a pilot, put up like that, 1037 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,875 you've gotta go down suicide alley. 1038 00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:47,166 [man] Are you good? You okay? 1039 00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:49,500 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm good. - [phone continues dinging] 1040 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:53,208 [woman] He took Jeff Syed's disc, and he tried to put it in the kitchen-- 1041 00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:55,791 You know what? If you can give me, um... 1042 00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:59,416 We'll get back to the kitchen when I put the biscuits in. 1043 00:44:59,416 --> 00:45:01,000 We'll grab it later, I guess? 1044 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,708 - Red card! - [Ashley] Code red! 1045 00:45:02,708 --> 00:45:03,833 What the fuck? 1046 00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:05,458 It's bloodred! Red. Red! 1047 00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:07,791 - What the hell are you doing here? - [Bran] Code red. 1048 00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:10,375 - You weren't answering your messages. - I'm at work. 1049 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,125 Nick scheduled a third date. 1050 00:45:12,708 --> 00:45:14,958 - What? Who? - Top Knot. 1051 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:17,333 I knew it. Anyone who can pull off a tan dress... 1052 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:18,458 [Adam] Mm-hmm. 1053 00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:20,000 - When? - Tonight. 1054 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,583 - Tonight? - [Adam] Yep. 1055 00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:23,750 - Classical music. - Ugh. I know nothing about cellos. 1056 00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:25,875 - Also, it's totally sold out. - You shut your mouth. 1057 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:29,458 No. No, no, no. Third dates can't happen. Third dates are make-it-or-break-it. 1058 00:45:29,458 --> 00:45:31,875 If it's a "make it," that's a six-month rain delay, at least. 1059 00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:33,166 [Bran and Adam] Yeah, we know. 1060 00:45:33,166 --> 00:45:34,541 - [Mack] Okay. All right. - Facts. 1061 00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:37,208 We're gonna have to, um... We're gonna have to force an incomplete. 1062 00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:43,083 - What if-- - [Bran clears throat] Mm-mm. 1063 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:45,708 - But is-- - She's thinking. 1064 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 - I just-- - No, see, like, we wait. She thinks. 1065 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,750 - It's the whole thing. - Well, Top Knot's a doctor, right? 1066 00:45:55,791 --> 00:45:57,333 ["Like Wow" by BAYBE playing] 1067 00:45:58,541 --> 00:46:01,500 You are the MVP that I have been waiting for. 1068 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,500 - Oh, thank you. - [Mack] Mm-hmm. 1069 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,208 [softly] I'll call my guy in the hospital. 1070 00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:06,791 - [Mack] Mmm. - Got a guy in the hospital? 1071 00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:09,041 - He's balls-deep in the hospital. - Oh shit. 1072 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:10,750 I'm confused. What are we doing? 1073 00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:12,833 ["Like Wow" continues] 1074 00:46:20,041 --> 00:46:22,416 - Tell me things. - [Adam] Tell you things. I got things. 1075 00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:25,375 All right, the Kronos Quartet out of San Fran. 1076 00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:27,500 David Harrington's the founder. 1077 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,583 - Two violinists, a viola, and a cello. - [Mack] Mmm. 1078 00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:31,875 - I hate you, clasp. - Viola, violin, what's the difference? 1079 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:34,541 - Violin's bigger. - Violin's smaller. I know my strings. 1080 00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:36,458 - Look down. - Ninety seconds, folks. 1081 00:46:36,458 --> 00:46:38,583 [Little] I cannot believe women do this by themselves. 1082 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:40,291 - [Mack] Who's the conductor? - I got it. 1083 00:46:40,291 --> 00:46:41,958 - Cue the hospital. - [Bran] Hospital cued. 1084 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:45,083 - [Adam] Quartets don't have conductors. - Oh. How do they prevent the chaos? 1085 00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:48,083 - Nobody knows. - The hospital just confirmed. 1086 00:46:48,083 --> 00:46:50,708 - Fun fact? - They performed with David Bowie. 1087 00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:51,666 - No shit. - Mm-hmm. 1088 00:46:51,666 --> 00:46:53,500 - [Little] Oh, oh, there she is. - Oh. 1089 00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:59,208 - She doesn't know who we are. Yeah. - She's never seen us before. 1090 00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:01,166 - [Adam] Cares about her job. - [Little] Honorable. 1091 00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:03,625 - [Mack] I think her and I'd be friends. - [Adam] I doubt that. 1092 00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:07,041 Intermission is in five, four, 1093 00:47:07,541 --> 00:47:09,375 three, two, 1094 00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:10,791 one. 1095 00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:13,291 [imitates horn blaring] 1096 00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:15,916 - [coughing] Oh man. - I like that. 1097 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,625 - Don't be so proud of yourself. - Go. 1098 00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:20,916 ♪ Wow! So obsessed like wow! ♪ 1099 00:47:20,916 --> 00:47:23,333 ♪ Yeah, I'm in my own league like wow... ♪ 1100 00:47:23,833 --> 00:47:24,875 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1101 00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:25,791 Yeah. 1102 00:47:25,791 --> 00:47:28,125 ♪ Open the gates and say it like wow! ♪ 1103 00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:31,083 May I see your ticket? 1104 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:32,958 Oh. Oh, shoot. 1105 00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:35,875 I was so desperate for a cigarette that I forgot it inside. 1106 00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:37,958 I'm sorry. 1107 00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:41,708 Go ahead. 1108 00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:48,000 [classical music playing] 1109 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:52,416 [Mack] Two reds, please. 1110 00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:05,583 Okay, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were stalking me. 1111 00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:07,416 - [gasps] Me? - [Nick chuckles] 1112 00:48:07,416 --> 00:48:08,666 Hi. 1113 00:48:09,291 --> 00:48:12,416 - Um, can I get you another drink? - Oh, no. I'm good. Thank you. 1114 00:48:12,416 --> 00:48:13,416 Twenty-four. 1115 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:18,541 So are you here with someone, or are you just really thirsty? 1116 00:48:18,541 --> 00:48:20,416 [chuckling] Oh. 1117 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:23,125 My brother. And he's just miserable. 1118 00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:25,000 - I should not have brought him. - [Nick] Why? 1119 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,208 Oh, he hates classical music. 1120 00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:29,666 - These guys are so good. - [Mack] That's what I said. 1121 00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:30,916 [both] They played with Bowie. 1122 00:48:30,916 --> 00:48:33,833 - [Nick chuckles] - That's what I said. It didn't work. 1123 00:48:33,833 --> 00:48:38,583 Yeah. So here's my peace offering to him. How about you? You here with someone? 1124 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:42,250 No, actually, she just, um... she just had to leave for an emergency. 1125 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,416 Oh, I hope everything's okay. 1126 00:48:44,416 --> 00:48:47,041 Oh, no, no, she's a doctor, so these things happen. 1127 00:48:47,041 --> 00:48:50,375 - Yes. Saving lives. Big-time jobs. - [Nick] Mmm. 1128 00:48:50,375 --> 00:48:51,625 [chuckles softly] 1129 00:48:51,625 --> 00:48:53,916 Well, um, do you want to-- 1130 00:48:53,916 --> 00:48:56,416 I mean, if your brother's having a terrible time, 1131 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,583 do you wanna maybe spend the second half with me? I've got great seats. 1132 00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:04,541 - Third row back, right in the middle. - Can you see Harrington sweat? 1133 00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:08,916 Can you see Harrington sweat? You can smell every pore. 1134 00:49:09,583 --> 00:49:10,416 Oh. 1135 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:13,791 - Hold these, I'll text my brother. - [Nick laughs] 1136 00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:16,333 - Thank you. - [Nick] You're welcome. 1137 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:18,416 ["Testimony" by Kronos Quartet playing] 1138 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:47,875 [Ashley chuckles] 1139 00:49:49,208 --> 00:49:52,458 - Are we gonna stay here the whole time? - Got nowhere else to be. 1140 00:49:52,458 --> 00:49:53,708 [bells tolls nearby] 1141 00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:55,416 I got somewhere else to be. 1142 00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:57,625 Where the fuck you gotta be? 1143 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:00,583 Where I need to be. 1144 00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:01,500 [Bran chuckles] 1145 00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:05,875 [Bran] You keeping secrets from me? 1146 00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:08,000 Shame. 1147 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:11,208 [Ashley laughs] That was good. That was good. 1148 00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:12,208 There. 1149 00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:15,000 [Mack] Incredible that they do that without a conductor. 1150 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,875 [Nick] I know, it's like some sort of weird synergy. 1151 00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:20,833 - They're so in sync with each other. - [Mack] Wild. 1152 00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:22,916 [funky music playing] 1153 00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:24,666 [Nick] Uh... 1154 00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:28,583 So... I mean, there's a great mescal bar around the corner. 1155 00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:29,958 I can't. 1156 00:50:29,958 --> 00:50:32,583 I... I want to. I just have a deadline. 1157 00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:34,541 Of course. Right. [chuckles softly] 1158 00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:37,583 [jazz flute whistles] 1159 00:50:37,583 --> 00:50:42,958 Well, can I maybe see you again then? 1160 00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:45,958 I don't know, like, Tuesday? Dinner? 1161 00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:48,625 Proper date this time? 1162 00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:52,250 - Tuesday can work. - Yeah? 1163 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,458 [Mack] Mm-hmm. 1164 00:50:53,458 --> 00:50:55,500 ["Working Woman" by Gizelle Smith & The Mighty Mocambos playing] 1165 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:58,958 All right, drinks are on me, but don't get crazy because I'm broke. 1166 00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:00,666 - Yes! [laughing] - Yes! [laughing] 1167 00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:03,041 [laughter and indistinct conversations] 1168 00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:05,291 ♪ She′s a working woman ♪ 1169 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:07,916 ♪ She ain't got no time to be misled... ♪ 1170 00:51:07,916 --> 00:51:12,791 - [Bran] Oh! Bam! Bam! - [Adam] Bam! 1171 00:51:12,791 --> 00:51:16,708 - [Bran] You're gonna miss it. Miss. - [shouting indistinctly] 1172 00:51:19,625 --> 00:51:21,083 - [Mack] Yeah! - [Bran] No! 1173 00:51:21,083 --> 00:51:22,708 - [Little] Damn it. - [Mack] Yes! 1174 00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:25,083 - All right! - [woman] Yeah! 1175 00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:27,375 [all chattering] 1176 00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:29,041 - [Mack] Oh. - That was a good-- 1177 00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:30,041 [woman] Good. 1178 00:51:30,041 --> 00:51:32,083 - You look great. - Thank you. 1179 00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:34,916 Um... 1180 00:51:34,916 --> 00:51:36,375 Guys, this is Claire. 1181 00:51:36,375 --> 00:51:37,750 - Hi. - [Mack and Ashley] Hey. 1182 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:39,541 - [Little] Hi there. - Hi. 1183 00:51:39,541 --> 00:51:40,583 Hi. 1184 00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:43,208 I've heard so much about all of you. 1185 00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:46,625 - Yes. Yeah, no. - [Mack] Yeah. 1186 00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:49,750 - And we have also heard things. - Things. 1187 00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:52,916 - Good things. - I'm gonna get a beer. 1188 00:51:52,916 --> 00:51:55,666 - Oh, we have a pitcher. Grab a mug. - I'll do that. I'll be back. 1189 00:51:56,166 --> 00:51:59,333 So she's the one who you said you got her number all by yourself way back when? 1190 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:00,416 Yes. 1191 00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:02,666 Um, why is my head exploding? 1192 00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:06,041 - Um, because I'm seeing someone? - Like, multiple times? 1193 00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:09,125 Yeah, and you just, like, randomly ran into each other? 1194 00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:10,666 - No, I invited her. - [Little] Oh shit. 1195 00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:12,583 - Oh, wow, there it is. - [Adam] You see that? 1196 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:16,000 - [Mack] There was a part we didn't hear. - Interesting move by you, isn't it? 1197 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,791 Because that's not... That's not allowed normally. 1198 00:52:18,791 --> 00:52:20,750 Why the visceral reaction? 1199 00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:24,208 You don't bring someone to the group unless she's serious. 1200 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:25,833 Oh. 1201 00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:28,166 Don't make that face. That's not what happened. 1202 00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:29,791 - You got grandfathered in. - No. No, no. 1203 00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:32,333 Because if we hadn't brought her in, I would've brought her in. 1204 00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:33,333 [Bran] Oh, don't. Stop. 1205 00:52:33,333 --> 00:52:36,875 - So tell us more, Adam. - She's cool, so I invited her here. 1206 00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:38,500 He never even mentioned this girl. 1207 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,458 - [Mack] Woman. - [Bran and Ashley] Woman. 1208 00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:44,083 He did actually mention her to me once. 1209 00:52:44,083 --> 00:52:45,375 But you invited her. 1210 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:49,333 'Kay, I have got my glass. Ready to drink. 1211 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:53,208 - [women cheering] - Do I have something in my teeth? 1212 00:52:53,208 --> 00:52:56,291 - [Ashley and Bran] No. - God, no. You have a perfect smile. 1213 00:52:56,291 --> 00:52:58,916 - [Little] Anything in mine? - Thank you. No, you're good. [chuckles] 1214 00:52:58,916 --> 00:53:01,000 - Colgate commercial in there. - [Claire] Thank you. 1215 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,541 [Bran] All the way to the top. 1216 00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:05,666 - Nice. - [Claire] Thank you. 1217 00:53:05,666 --> 00:53:08,125 - Generous pour. Thank you. - Pretty well. 1218 00:53:08,125 --> 00:53:09,541 [Adam clears throat] 1219 00:53:09,541 --> 00:53:12,541 [pop-rock music playing in the background] 1220 00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:18,208 So, Claire, how are you at pool? 1221 00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:19,833 Really bad. 1222 00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:22,125 [winces] I suck. Let's go lose. 1223 00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:25,000 - Okay. That I can do. I can lose. - [Ashley laughs] 1224 00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:28,250 - [Little] Yeah. - [Bran] Let's go get some beer. 1225 00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:31,416 - Uh, talk to me for a second, friend. - Okay, friend. 1226 00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:33,791 Really quickly, uh, she went from nothing to something. 1227 00:53:33,791 --> 00:53:37,666 - I feel like we missed a few steps. - [chuckles] There were no steps jumped. 1228 00:53:37,666 --> 00:53:40,083 Uh, we had plans before the code red. 1229 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:43,375 I didn't wanna cancel on her, and I wanted to come celebrate with you, 1230 00:53:43,375 --> 00:53:46,541 so I invited her. I... 1231 00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:49,500 - I did exactly right. - You did. 1232 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:50,500 - [Adam] Right? - Yeah. 1233 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:51,750 - [Adam] Yeah. - Look at you. 1234 00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:54,333 - Yeah. - Who is she? What... what does she do? 1235 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:57,166 She is a, um, dental hygienist. 1236 00:53:57,166 --> 00:54:01,041 - Mmm. Yeah. Oh right, thus the teeth. - A lot of teeth conversations. 1237 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:02,833 You like her. 1238 00:54:02,833 --> 00:54:03,750 [Adam] Yeah. 1239 00:54:05,083 --> 00:54:06,000 Yeah, I do. 1240 00:54:07,833 --> 00:54:10,041 I mean, you're the one who said it's time to be adults, 1241 00:54:10,041 --> 00:54:12,083 so I'm adulting. 1242 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,666 It looks good on you. 1243 00:54:13,666 --> 00:54:16,333 ["Something in the Water" by JONES playing] 1244 00:54:17,750 --> 00:54:20,458 {\an8}- Have you ever thrown axes before? - Mmm. No. [chuckles] 1245 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:22,166 - Do you wanna do it? - Mmm. No. 1246 00:54:22,166 --> 00:54:23,583 - Come on, let's do it. - Do I? 1247 00:54:23,583 --> 00:54:25,208 Yes, you do. 1248 00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:27,333 ♪ I'm running on a feeling I can never get enough ♪ 1249 00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:30,000 ♪ There's a beaming in my body And I savor every touch ♪ 1250 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,750 ♪ Ah-ah, spinning on vertigo ♪ 1251 00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:35,291 - [Mack] Whoa. - Does it not bounce? 1252 00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:39,583 - [Mack yells] Hey! This was a bad idea! - [Nick] In cricket, they-- 1253 00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:41,583 - Don't do cricket! - I'm not gonna-- 1254 00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:43,416 Out of the cage. Out. Out. 1255 00:54:43,416 --> 00:54:46,583 - I really appreciate you trying. - [Nick] I wasn't that bad. 1256 00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:48,333 - [Mack] Hmm? Uh, really? - [Nick] No. 1257 00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:50,916 If I didn't have this CNN thing on Tuesday, 1258 00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:52,458 I would've stayed in there, actually. 1259 00:54:52,458 --> 00:54:53,875 - [Mack] Yeah? - [Nick] Yeah. 1260 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,125 What are those headhunters that they have in the baseball? 1261 00:54:57,125 --> 00:54:59,000 - Scouts? - Scouts. Scouts, yeah. 1262 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,125 I think the scouts are gonna be, uh, coming knocking on my door. 1263 00:55:02,625 --> 00:55:04,833 - Any moment. Any moment. - Mm-hmm. Any moment. 1264 00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:07,750 - They could be at mine waiting for you. - [Nick chuckling] 1265 00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:10,458 Hey, so I, um... I read your book. 1266 00:55:11,375 --> 00:55:14,000 - Really? - I told you I was gonna put it on my list. 1267 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,041 [both chuckle] 1268 00:55:15,041 --> 00:55:18,291 Right. And, well, what'd you think? 1269 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,958 I thought it was enraging, actually, and... 1270 00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:27,333 And beautiful and devastating and so important. 1271 00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:30,208 [Nick chuckles lightly] Thank you. 1272 00:55:30,916 --> 00:55:31,916 Do you know, uh... 1273 00:55:31,916 --> 00:55:34,833 Do you know that's exactly how I feel about turtle races? 1274 00:55:34,833 --> 00:55:36,583 [both chuckling] 1275 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,208 [calm, happy music playing] 1276 00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:42,375 - Uh-- - I, um... I have to write tonight. 1277 00:55:43,083 --> 00:55:44,666 Oh. Okay. 1278 00:55:44,666 --> 00:55:46,500 - It's okay, isn't it? - Yeah, of course. 1279 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:49,250 I should write too. It is the responsible thing to do. 1280 00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:52,000 - We are responsible adults. - [laughing] Yeah. 1281 00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:53,875 You are... 1282 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:55,375 [kissing] 1283 00:55:56,083 --> 00:55:57,125 ...just fun. 1284 00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:58,833 [calm, happy music continues] 1285 00:55:58,833 --> 00:55:59,833 [Nick] Good night. 1286 00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:04,458 Good night. 1287 00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:15,125 - [Adam] How's the guy? - [Mack] I don't know. Something feels off. 1288 00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:16,208 [man] Loose! 1289 00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,458 It was so great until it so wasn't, 1290 00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:21,458 and I just think, mmm, I gotta, like, throw a curveball. 1291 00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:23,791 It's a little early for a curveball. 1292 00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:26,625 He called me fun, Adam. 1293 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:30,833 - Fun is good. - Fun is not good. Fun is bad. 1294 00:56:30,833 --> 00:56:33,291 No, nice is bad. Fun is you. 1295 00:56:34,125 --> 00:56:37,041 Ouch. Shank me. Hit me while I'm down, Ads. 1296 00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:38,458 That wasn't my intent. 1297 00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:40,500 [Mack exhales deeply] 1298 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,333 Please, just come. 1299 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:45,458 You and Claire can charm him, and we can run something. 1300 00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:47,250 - [arrows hit targets] - There it is. 1301 00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:49,500 - What? Come on. - There it is. 1302 00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:52,166 We did that art prep for the original KO, and we didn't even use it. 1303 00:56:52,166 --> 00:56:55,791 Mack, you're in a relationship, all right? An adult relationship. 1304 00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:58,833 You take poops in this man's bathroom regularly. 1305 00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:01,541 They are very small poops. 1306 00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:06,125 - And I make sure it's only after greens. - Regardless. There's an essence. 1307 00:57:06,125 --> 00:57:07,625 - [Mack] Is there? - Yeah. 1308 00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:09,166 Please? 1309 00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:12,416 Look, what I'm saying is you need to stop fooling this guy. 1310 00:57:12,416 --> 00:57:14,208 - I'm... I'm not. - Yes, you are. 1311 00:57:14,208 --> 00:57:15,416 What? I... [splutters] 1312 00:57:15,416 --> 00:57:17,458 [imitating Mack's splutters] You are. 1313 00:57:17,458 --> 00:57:19,500 I did learn about that byzantine Byzantine garbage. 1314 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:20,958 What's Byzantine? 1315 00:57:21,958 --> 00:57:23,041 Exactly. 1316 00:57:24,291 --> 00:57:26,000 - [man] Loose! - [arrows hit targets] 1317 00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:30,833 Fine, I'll do it. 1318 00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:31,833 Really? 1319 00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:32,750 Yes. 1320 00:57:34,416 --> 00:57:35,916 - We can do brunch. - No brunch. 1321 00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:38,541 - [upbeat violin music playing] - [Mack] Everything looks incredible. 1322 00:57:38,541 --> 00:57:41,958 Mmm. Yum. Should we just get a bunch of stuff for us to share? 1323 00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:44,041 Yeah. Uh, we should do the lobster roll. 1324 00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:46,958 Oh, you know what? Actually, we don't really do that, so... 1325 00:57:47,666 --> 00:57:49,750 - We don't do what? - Wait. No, she's covering for me. 1326 00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:52,250 - I... I don't do that. - Oh, eat shellfish? 1327 00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:53,208 Share food. 1328 00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:54,458 Because gluten? 1329 00:57:54,458 --> 00:57:57,375 - The foreign correspondence. - I'm sorry, what? 1330 00:57:57,375 --> 00:58:00,333 Well, you know, when you report on a lot of corrupt regimes like I have, 1331 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:03,041 then, um, some people try to poison you, so... 1332 00:58:03,041 --> 00:58:05,625 Are we a corrupt regime on which you are reporting? 1333 00:58:05,625 --> 00:58:11,083 Why don't the, um, two of you share, and Nick and I will just do our own thing? 1334 00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:13,583 - [Claire] Yeah. - [Adam] No, that's smart. I like that. 1335 00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:16,291 - You can never be too careful. - Yeah, exactly, so... 1336 00:58:16,291 --> 00:58:20,541 Well, to be fair, Mack didn't share the first few years I knew her either. 1337 00:58:20,541 --> 00:58:23,500 Yeah, it was like an only-kid thing, I guess. Total brat. 1338 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:27,416 - Wow. I'm not a brat. You're a brat. - [Adam] You little brat. You're a brat. 1339 00:58:27,416 --> 00:58:29,833 - [Mack] You know you're a brat. - What about your brother? 1340 00:58:29,833 --> 00:58:30,875 [Mack] Huh? 1341 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:33,041 Your... your brother at the concert. 1342 00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:35,458 Oh, yes. 1343 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:37,666 That was, um... 1344 00:58:37,666 --> 00:58:39,666 - That was Charlie, right? - Charlie, yes. 1345 00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:41,416 - You brought Charlie with you? - Who else? 1346 00:58:41,416 --> 00:58:44,500 She brought Charlie with her. [chuckles] Charlie is her Christian brother. 1347 00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:47,916 - Yeah, I see the confusion. - So you brought a priest to the concert? 1348 00:58:47,916 --> 00:58:49,875 - [Adam] Not a priest. He's not a priest. - No. 1349 00:58:49,875 --> 00:58:51,083 Hmm. That's a father. 1350 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:53,041 He's a... It's a brother. You know? 1351 00:58:53,041 --> 00:58:54,500 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1352 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:56,666 - It's like an old family friend. - [Nick] Oh, right. 1353 00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:58,958 - From the neighborhood. - Okay. [chuckles lightly] 1354 00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:01,583 Remember that Ping-Pong tournament in your dad's basement? 1355 00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:03,458 Where Charlie came, and he had the robes on? 1356 00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:07,083 - And he looked like Obi-Wan. - [both imitating lightsabers] 1357 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:09,291 - Which way are you gonna go? - Yeah. 1358 00:59:09,291 --> 00:59:12,416 [both continue imitating lightsabers] 1359 00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:15,958 Stop doing it like... You're putting too much mouth on it. 1360 00:59:15,958 --> 00:59:18,250 I don't think I ever put too much mouth on it. 1361 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,875 [Adam chuckling] Girl. Hey! 1362 00:59:20,875 --> 00:59:23,583 [chuckles] I wasn't ever into Star Trek, so I... 1363 00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:25,375 [Claire and Adam] Star Wars. 1364 00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:26,375 [Nick] Is it? 1365 00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:28,250 Yeah. That's okay. 1366 00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:30,000 [Nick chuckles nervously] 1367 00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:33,083 [Mack] Oh. 1368 00:59:33,583 --> 00:59:35,583 [fancy music playing in the background] 1369 00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:37,208 Oh, so, you know what? 1370 00:59:37,208 --> 00:59:40,125 Uh, Nick is getting honored at the UNICEF Humanitarian Awards. 1371 00:59:40,125 --> 00:59:41,833 - Oh, stop. - [Claire] Very exciting. 1372 00:59:41,833 --> 00:59:44,708 - What for? - For humanitarian work, mainly. 1373 00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:47,750 - Mmm. Know what? That does add up. - Now that you're saying that-- 1374 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:50,666 I hope I can finish my book by then so I can enjoy the evening. 1375 00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:54,041 - You will. He's so close. - Okay, what's the book about? 1376 00:59:54,041 --> 00:59:57,208 It's about the inevitable genocide of the impending water crisis. 1377 00:59:57,208 --> 00:59:59,333 Very... That's fun. 1378 00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:01,041 - Very fun. - [Adam] Pretty heavy stuff. 1379 01:00:01,041 --> 01:00:02,958 - [waitress] Are we ready to order? - Oh yeah. 1380 01:00:02,958 --> 01:00:04,375 - [Adam] Bloody Mary. - Bloody Mary. 1381 01:00:04,375 --> 01:00:05,958 - Three. - Mimosa here, please. 1382 01:00:05,958 --> 01:00:07,041 And a coffee, please. 1383 01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:09,333 - A pot. - Uh, do you have oat milk? 1384 01:00:09,333 --> 01:00:10,375 - [snorts] - [waitress] Yeah. 1385 01:00:10,375 --> 01:00:11,958 [Nick] Flat white with one of those. 1386 01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:14,708 [Claire] We're gonna do the avocado toast, lobster roll, 1387 01:00:14,708 --> 01:00:16,541 pork belly bacon, and... 1388 01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:19,000 - [Adam] Mm-hmm. - Wait on it, soufflé pancakes. 1389 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,791 - She got a tapeworm. - [Claire laughs] 1390 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:23,041 - Well, yeah, we're not sharing, so... - Oh, right. 1391 01:00:23,041 --> 01:00:25,625 So I will get the whole branzino, please. 1392 01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:28,333 - Hmm. Same for me. - [Claire] Sounds good. 1393 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,541 So I'm gonna... We should get one of those too, for us. 1394 01:00:30,541 --> 01:00:31,708 Yeah. Can't wait. 1395 01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:35,416 [exotic music playing] 1396 01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:42,250 - [waitress] Got everything you need? - [Mack and Nick] Yes. 1397 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:44,500 - [Nick] Looks amazing. - [Mack] Thank you. 1398 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,833 So, Claire, I hear you guys are going to the Met later. 1399 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:49,333 - Mm-hmm. Yes, Adam's idea. - [Mack] Sweet. 1400 01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:50,833 - I love the Met. - [Nick] Oh, me too. 1401 01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:51,750 - Right? - [Nick] Yeah. 1402 01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:54,083 There is this section you have to visit. I swear-- 1403 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:56,416 Is anyone else uncomfortable with the eyes? 1404 01:00:58,541 --> 01:00:59,416 Sorry. 1405 01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:02,291 Sorry, it's... it's... Yeah, it looks great. 1406 01:01:04,666 --> 01:01:06,333 - Yeah, I'm good. - [Mack chuckles] 1407 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:09,416 Anyway, like I was saying, um, so the Byzantine art section-- 1408 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:10,708 Mmm. 1409 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:13,541 Right? There is this piece that it's just div-- 1410 01:01:13,541 --> 01:01:18,208 It's like the eyes are following me. Like, uh, one of those haunted house-- 1411 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,583 No, baby. They're not looking at you. They're dead. 1412 01:01:20,583 --> 01:01:22,958 - You looking at them. - [Adam] But they looking back. 1413 01:01:22,958 --> 01:01:24,041 - No. Okay. - [Mack] Adam. 1414 01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:27,708 It's too much. [exhales] Can they cut the heads off? 1415 01:01:27,708 --> 01:01:29,875 Adam, chill out. It's just a sea bass, mate. 1416 01:01:29,875 --> 01:01:32,958 If you can't handle the eyes, why are you eating fish at all? 1417 01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:36,083 - Oh, so you're enjoying it then? - Oh yes. 1418 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:39,041 - I love a whole branzino. - Why don't you have a bite? 1419 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:41,250 After I finish talking about the Byzantine art section. 1420 01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:44,083 Uh, Mack, um, Adam says you're writing a feature. 1421 01:01:44,083 --> 01:01:46,000 That's very cool. How's it going? 1422 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,916 Did you get that, um... that Farber person? 1423 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:51,208 - [Adam] Farkle. - Farkle. But wait, about the Byzantine-- 1424 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,291 - You're writing a feature? - Who exactly is Farkle? 1425 01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:54,875 - [Adam] Farkle is a Giants fan. - Yeah. 1426 01:01:54,875 --> 01:01:56,958 - Oh, I love football. - Oh, it's baseball. 1427 01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:59,291 - [Nick] What's the piece? - Why didn't you tell him? 1428 01:01:59,291 --> 01:02:01,125 - He writes about genocides. - [Adam] So? 1429 01:02:01,125 --> 01:02:02,500 I'd love to hear about it. 1430 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:03,416 - Yeah? - [Nick] Yeah. 1431 01:02:03,416 --> 01:02:05,500 Mack is writing a piece that's profiling 1432 01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:07,791 New York fans' most memorable sports moments, 1433 01:02:07,791 --> 01:02:10,541 and, uh, she's been trying to get Bob Farkle for forever. 1434 01:02:10,541 --> 01:02:12,625 - I got him. - You got him? 1435 01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:14,000 - Got him. - [Adam] Shut the hell-- 1436 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,916 - You fucking got him? - I got Bob Farkle. 1437 01:02:15,916 --> 01:02:17,500 You got Bob Farkle. [grunts] 1438 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,750 He's never agreed to an interview once, and I got him. 1439 01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:24,208 [Adam] You fucking got him. [scatting] You got him. 1440 01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:28,375 - Do you mind filling us in? [chuckles] - I am so sorry. That is... Apologies. 1441 01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:31,458 - We'll do the dance too. - Um, so, Bob Farkle... [chuckles] 1442 01:02:31,458 --> 01:02:34,666 Bob Farkle is part of the Giants Nostalgia Society. 1443 01:02:34,666 --> 01:02:35,916 And so it's like... 1444 01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:38,958 It's these old-timers that get together and reminisce about the Polo Grounds. 1445 01:02:38,958 --> 01:02:41,041 - It's a stadium in Harlem. - [Mack] Yes. 1446 01:02:41,041 --> 01:02:44,916 And, um, Farkle and his buddies would always sneak into the stadium. 1447 01:02:44,916 --> 01:02:46,916 Like, they loved baseball, but it'd be anything. 1448 01:02:46,916 --> 01:02:49,375 It'd be hockey or football or midget racing. 1449 01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:51,291 I don't know that you can say the "M" word. 1450 01:02:51,291 --> 01:02:53,000 You have to say "little people" these days. 1451 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,958 - It's a class of vehicle. - No, the cars are the size... the midgets. 1452 01:02:55,958 --> 01:02:58,083 - The people driving are average size. - My bad. 1453 01:02:58,083 --> 01:03:00,666 So, Farkle was there for the Shot Heard 'Round the World. 1454 01:03:00,666 --> 01:03:03,416 - Uh, wait, the Revolutionary War? - Franz Ferdinand. 1455 01:03:03,416 --> 01:03:05,500 - [Mack] Both are true. - Uh, 1951 pennant. 1456 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,625 Yes. New York Giants, Brooklyn Dodgers. 1457 01:03:07,625 --> 01:03:11,125 And it is arguably the most, uh, famous moment in baseball history. 1458 01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:13,541 So I wanted to see if it was his highlight. 1459 01:03:13,541 --> 01:03:15,250 - Was it? - [Mack] No. 1460 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,875 Actually, this is just the best, 1461 01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:20,208 it was Ernie Lombardi 1462 01:03:20,208 --> 01:03:22,666 chasing this kid, Lenny, down the length of the field 1463 01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:24,416 because he called him fat. 1464 01:03:24,416 --> 01:03:27,916 - [Adam laughing] - Isn't that adorable? 1465 01:03:27,916 --> 01:03:30,625 - [Adam] Oh my God. - [Mack] That's his most memorable moment. 1466 01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:32,500 - I cannot believe you got him. - [Mack] Yeah. 1467 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,166 Eighty-eight years old, he's never done an interview. I was like... 1468 01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:38,291 - When can I read it? - I'd... I'd love to read it. 1469 01:03:39,041 --> 01:03:39,875 - Really? - Mmm. 1470 01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:41,125 But you're so... I... 1471 01:03:41,791 --> 01:03:45,000 I mean, I... I know you're so super busy, but I would love your thoughts on it. 1472 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:46,750 It'd be a pleasure. 1473 01:03:48,583 --> 01:03:50,416 - I'll send it tonight. - [Nick] Great. 1474 01:03:51,541 --> 01:03:54,083 - Have you tried this? It's delicious. - [Mack] Not yet. I'll dig in. 1475 01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:55,791 I like to start with a salad. 1476 01:03:55,791 --> 01:03:57,875 How about you, Adam? Did you wanna try your fish? 1477 01:03:58,583 --> 01:04:01,500 Want me to cut the head off for you? [laughing] 1478 01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:04,916 [phone dings] 1479 01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:10,208 - [phone dinging] - [Adam chuckles] 1480 01:04:15,458 --> 01:04:18,000 [texting rapidly] 1481 01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:22,708 [phone dings] 1482 01:04:24,625 --> 01:04:26,500 [gasps] This fool. 1483 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:29,833 [typing rapidly] 1484 01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:30,750 [computer dings] 1485 01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:32,958 [inhaling and exhaling deeply] 1486 01:04:32,958 --> 01:04:35,250 [emotional music playing] 1487 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:37,750 Okay. Here we go. 1488 01:04:45,291 --> 01:04:46,875 - [key clicks] - [email sending] 1489 01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:07,666 [Claire spits] 1490 01:05:09,791 --> 01:05:11,041 [microwave dinging] 1491 01:05:12,416 --> 01:05:14,125 - [Mack] Hey. - [Bran] Hey. 1492 01:05:15,208 --> 01:05:18,375 - You out of Spindrift? - [Mack] Yeah. Do we have that lemon kind? 1493 01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:21,791 - [Bran] No, just that weird ginger ale. - [Mack] Yuck. 1494 01:05:21,791 --> 01:05:22,958 Yeah, it's gross. 1495 01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:25,583 Hey, how did that double date go? 1496 01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:27,583 - Good. - [Bran] Yeah? 1497 01:05:28,208 --> 01:05:30,166 I mean, then it was terrible. 1498 01:05:30,666 --> 01:05:33,041 Put down a whole bunch of fish, and Adam freaked out. 1499 01:05:33,041 --> 01:05:34,833 - But no, it was good. Yeah. - Okay. 1500 01:05:34,833 --> 01:05:38,833 - Uh, so, uh, Brannagan... - Yeah, Mackenzie. 1501 01:05:38,833 --> 01:05:41,500 I kind of told Nick that we were all gonna go and support him 1502 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:42,541 at this UNICEF thing. 1503 01:05:42,541 --> 01:05:43,708 - We? - Yes, we. 1504 01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:45,291 - [Bran] Oh. - Please. All of us. 1505 01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:46,833 I'll pay for Ash and Little. 1506 01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:49,041 Mmm. How much is this gonna cost we? 1507 01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:50,916 Three hundred. 1508 01:05:50,916 --> 01:05:53,958 Three hundred pennies? It better be fucking pennies. 1509 01:05:53,958 --> 01:05:56,083 - It's for children. - Oh, fuck children. 1510 01:05:56,083 --> 01:05:58,916 - Do not fuck children. - [Mack] Thank you. UNICEF? 1511 01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:02,416 Ah, yeah. Tuxedos, free-flowing booze. 1512 01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:05,291 - Flowing maybe, not free. - It's at Custom House. 1513 01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:08,833 - So? - Ghostbusters II was shot there. 1514 01:06:09,708 --> 01:06:12,250 - [phone ringing in the background] - [Bran gasps] 1515 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,750 [Bran laughs] 1516 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:16,583 - I hate you. - Thank you. 1517 01:06:16,583 --> 01:06:17,625 I hate you so much. 1518 01:06:17,625 --> 01:06:18,958 - Thank you so much. - [Bran] Okay. 1519 01:06:18,958 --> 01:06:20,041 - Oh, I read it. - You did? 1520 01:06:20,041 --> 01:06:21,250 - [Bran] What? - [Adam] Her feature. 1521 01:06:21,250 --> 01:06:22,625 - Already? - Seriously. 1522 01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:24,166 - I wanna read it. - What did you think? 1523 01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:26,791 It's really... It's beautiful. It's funny. 1524 01:06:26,791 --> 01:06:29,000 I mean, all that family stuff. 1525 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,666 And your voice is just... I mean... 1526 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:34,375 The voice is just... It's very you. 1527 01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:36,750 Yeah, Kirk's gonna love it. 1528 01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:38,416 - Yeah? - [Kirk] What am I gonna love? 1529 01:06:38,416 --> 01:06:41,000 Huh? Untamed, Glennon Doyle. 1530 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,125 Meh. 1531 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,500 [Kirk] So, Mack, I heard you'll be at the gala. 1532 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:47,916 Yeah. We're gonna be at the gala. Are you gonna be at the gala? 1533 01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:50,666 Yes. What, is that gonna be kind of awkward? 1534 01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:53,000 - [Mack] No. - [Bran] Yes, absolutely. 1535 01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:56,541 She loves me really. 1536 01:06:56,541 --> 01:06:58,125 - What the hell was that? - What? 1537 01:06:58,125 --> 01:06:59,833 Why didn't you tell her about the feature? 1538 01:06:59,833 --> 01:07:01,666 I haven't gotten notes from Nick yet. 1539 01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:02,791 So? 1540 01:07:02,791 --> 01:07:05,250 - So, he's a Pulitzer Prize winner. - Finalist. 1541 01:07:05,875 --> 01:07:09,208 - [Bran giggles, meows] - I'm gonna wait for his notes, okay? 1542 01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:12,000 - Fine. - [Bran] She wants them notes. 1543 01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:13,791 Uh-oh. 1544 01:07:15,541 --> 01:07:20,166 [munching loudly] 1545 01:07:23,875 --> 01:07:27,416 [slow piano music playing] 1546 01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:30,666 [kissing] 1547 01:07:30,666 --> 01:07:32,708 - Thanks for breakfast. - You're welcome. Uh, uh, uh. 1548 01:07:32,708 --> 01:07:34,291 Where do you think you're going? 1549 01:07:34,791 --> 01:07:36,833 - [chuckles] - Mmm. 1550 01:07:38,500 --> 01:07:40,541 - Figure Rollerblading. You jealous? - Oh. 1551 01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:42,791 - Yeah. - [Mack laughing] 1552 01:07:42,791 --> 01:07:46,000 Then I'm gonna actually hang out with the crew later if you wanted to come. 1553 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,958 I would love to, but I promised my editor I would get this to them today. 1554 01:07:48,958 --> 01:07:50,000 - [Mack] Mmm. - Yeah. 1555 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:54,125 But good news is, once this is done, you are up, young lady. 1556 01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:56,250 - You'll read my feature? - I'll read your feature. 1557 01:07:56,250 --> 01:07:57,833 - Thank you. - Oh, you're welcome. 1558 01:07:57,833 --> 01:07:59,458 Thank you. Mwah. Bye. 1559 01:07:59,458 --> 01:08:00,375 Bye. 1560 01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:03,625 I'll, uh... I'll leave a key under the mat again if you wanna stay over. 1561 01:08:04,333 --> 01:08:06,083 - Okay. - [slow piano music continues] 1562 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:12,000 ["Bounce" by Kali J playing] 1563 01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:15,541 [Bran] Whoo! Mmm. 1564 01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:19,458 Mustache with the Natty Light. 1565 01:08:20,791 --> 01:08:23,625 We're gonna run Farmers Only in three, two-- 1566 01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:25,125 [Mack, Adam, and Little] No. 1567 01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:30,833 Wow. Really? 1568 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:34,291 This is how it's gonna be? You're all matched up. 1569 01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:37,291 Brannagan's out in the big bad wilderness all by himself, huh? 1570 01:08:37,291 --> 01:08:38,791 Third person? Really? 1571 01:08:39,541 --> 01:08:42,125 Shakespeare used illeism to indicate heightened emotion. 1572 01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:45,166 No, actually, he used it to indicate egomania. 1573 01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:47,291 - Brannagan disagrees. - [Mack] Yech. 1574 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,083 - [Adam] Gross. - Which one was Farmers? 1575 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,500 - The cocktail fork. - No, that's Little Mermaid. 1576 01:08:52,125 --> 01:08:55,000 Goddamn. How many of these plays do y'all have? 1577 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:58,875 - A lot. Did it for 12 years. - Huh. I'm sorry, what? 12 years? 1578 01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:01,833 - Brannagan had cystic acne in college. - Don't tell the origin story. 1579 01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:03,791 It's long and complicated. It's not interesting. 1580 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:07,291 - His face was jacked. - Did, uh, Nick read your article yet? 1581 01:09:08,291 --> 01:09:10,541 - He said he'd read it tonight. - Is he, though? 1582 01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:12,208 Dude's been dragging his feet. 1583 01:09:12,750 --> 01:09:13,916 What? No. 1584 01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:16,708 Mack, it's like two and a half pages front and back. 1585 01:09:16,708 --> 01:09:19,708 When you're on a deadline, you know... Why am I even saying this to you? 1586 01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:23,375 - You know what it is to be on a deadline. - I can read five pages taking a shit. 1587 01:09:23,375 --> 01:09:26,041 I take two shits a day. That's at least ten pages easy. 1588 01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:28,875 Just like... [imitates defecating] Just shat out ten pages of reading. 1589 01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:32,291 How many times do we have to discuss you not bringing up your bowel movements? 1590 01:09:33,208 --> 01:09:35,500 Brannagan's bowel movements are exquisite. 1591 01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:38,625 Checkmate. Ooh-whee. 1592 01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:40,416 And with that, I'm out. 1593 01:09:40,416 --> 01:09:42,291 [Mack] What? Why? 1594 01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:44,625 - Ads? - [Adam] I got some things to do. 1595 01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:48,166 - Actually, we have to head out too. - When did we become a one-round family? 1596 01:09:48,166 --> 01:09:50,375 - We're riding the carousel. - [Mack] Again? 1597 01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:51,708 Is that a euphemism? 1598 01:09:51,708 --> 01:09:54,208 Ew. No, it's definitely a euphemism. 1599 01:09:55,041 --> 01:09:56,583 Gala this weekend, though. 1600 01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:58,666 [indistinct conversations in the bar] 1601 01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,125 [Bran sniffs] 1602 01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:09,041 [belches] 1603 01:10:10,375 --> 01:10:11,208 [exhales] 1604 01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:12,750 I feel like I just ate that. 1605 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:15,500 [pop music playing in the background] 1606 01:10:16,333 --> 01:10:17,916 [Bran inhales deeply] 1607 01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:20,166 We don't have to do this. We could just go home. 1608 01:10:20,166 --> 01:10:23,166 - [both] Let's get out of here. - [Mack] Whoo! 1609 01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:27,125 Hi... [quietly] Hey. 1610 01:10:33,208 --> 01:10:36,291 [calm music playing] 1611 01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:47,208 [Mack exhales deeply] 1612 01:10:47,208 --> 01:10:50,458 [calm music continues] 1613 01:11:01,083 --> 01:11:02,458 [Mack] Oh, good morning, princess. 1614 01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:05,000 [chuckles] I didn't even hear you come in last night. 1615 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:08,958 Oh, that's because you were, uh, out cold and even drooling on your chin. 1616 01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:11,000 Oh, that sounds like me. [chuckles] 1617 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:14,666 [grunts] 1618 01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:17,625 - Shit. - What? 1619 01:11:17,625 --> 01:11:20,291 - I forgot to bring socks. - Oh, I hate that feeling. 1620 01:11:20,291 --> 01:11:23,958 - I know, stinky feet. - [exhales] So, what is today? 1621 01:11:24,916 --> 01:11:26,041 Chess boxing. 1622 01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:29,125 - Seriously? - Yeah, it's... it's a real thing. 1623 01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:33,791 It's 11 alternating rounds of chess and boxing, three minutes each, 1624 01:11:33,791 --> 01:11:36,291 that ends in either a knockout or a checkmate. 1625 01:11:37,291 --> 01:11:38,750 - Really? - [Mack] I'm serious. 1626 01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:41,458 It's a pro sport. International, actually. 1627 01:11:41,958 --> 01:11:43,125 - Wow. - [Mack] Mm-hmm. 1628 01:11:43,125 --> 01:11:45,833 Oh. I, um... [sighs] 1629 01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:47,458 I read your piece. 1630 01:11:47,458 --> 01:11:48,791 - [Mack] You did? - Yeah. 1631 01:11:48,791 --> 01:11:49,916 - Yeah? - [Nick] Yeah. 1632 01:11:50,791 --> 01:11:52,750 Oh my God. That means you finished your manuscript. 1633 01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:54,750 - [Nick] It does. - You finished your manuscript! 1634 01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:57,708 - Congratulations, baby. - Oh, mmm. 1635 01:11:57,708 --> 01:12:00,125 - Thank you. I'm so relieved. - It... it's huge. 1636 01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:02,291 Yeah. Yeah. 1637 01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:05,416 - [Mack] I'm so proud of you. - Oh, thank you. 1638 01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:07,791 - [zipper closing] - [Nick exhales] 1639 01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:11,375 So, hey. 1640 01:12:11,375 --> 01:12:13,416 - What'd you think? - [Nick] Hmm? 1641 01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:14,666 Of my piece. 1642 01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:15,666 Oh. 1643 01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:17,458 [chuckling] Oh, sorry. 1644 01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:18,791 Uh... 1645 01:12:19,541 --> 01:12:22,583 Yeah, I mean, it was... it was good. Really, there's some great stuff in there. 1646 01:12:22,583 --> 01:12:24,541 Yeah? You wouldn't, um... 1647 01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:29,125 I know you're so busy, but maybe, like, I don't know, have a few notes? 1648 01:12:29,125 --> 01:12:30,958 Sure. Absolutely. I'll write a few things down 1649 01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:32,416 and put them in an email for you. 1650 01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:34,208 - [Mack] Okay. Thank you. - Yeah. 1651 01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:37,708 You know, I am so excited 1652 01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:40,708 about seeing you all dressed up tomorrow night. 1653 01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:41,875 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1654 01:12:41,875 --> 01:12:43,708 And then all undressed up. 1655 01:12:43,708 --> 01:12:44,916 [Mack] Mmm. 1656 01:12:45,583 --> 01:12:46,916 Mmm. 1657 01:12:46,916 --> 01:12:49,291 - Don't tempt me. I gotta get to work. - [Nick chuckles] 1658 01:12:50,791 --> 01:12:52,000 Congrats again. 1659 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,708 - [Nick] Mmm. - Enjoy that nap. You deserve it. 1660 01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:56,791 - ["Praise" by Lady Bri playing] - ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪ 1661 01:12:56,791 --> 01:12:58,791 - ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪ - ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 1662 01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:01,000 - ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ - ♪ Ready to watch ♪ 1663 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,791 - ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ - ♪ Here I go ♪ 1664 01:13:02,791 --> 01:13:04,416 ♪ I got your hands clappin'... ♪ 1665 01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:07,583 [referee] It's time! Fight! 1666 01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:10,000 - [bell rings] - [boxers grunting] 1667 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,875 ♪ Ready to watch I’m lit, don’t mess with me, nah ♪ 1668 01:13:12,875 --> 01:13:16,375 - ♪ Keep workin' it, knowin' it, yeah ♪ - [boxer grunting] 1669 01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:18,166 ♪ This is how we do it, whoo! ♪ 1670 01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:19,791 - ♪ Get ready ♪ - [boxer 1 grunting] 1671 01:13:19,791 --> 01:13:24,333 ♪ 'Cause here I go Give me that standing O ♪ 1672 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:25,708 [referee] That's all! 1673 01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:29,541 - ♪ Gimme your praise, oh yeah, yeah ♪ - [boxer 1 grunting] 1674 01:13:29,541 --> 01:13:32,458 - ♪ Gimme your praise ♪ - [computer dings] 1675 01:13:32,458 --> 01:13:33,875 ♪ Oh yeah, yeah ♪ 1676 01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:37,125 ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1677 01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:42,291 ♪ Gimme your, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Yeah, yeah, gimme your ♪ 1678 01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:44,750 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 1679 01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:49,458 - [audience applauding and cheering] - [referee] One, two, three, four, 1680 01:13:50,125 --> 01:13:51,041 five, 1681 01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:55,250 six, seven, eight, 1682 01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:57,750 nine, ten! 1683 01:13:57,750 --> 01:14:00,541 [crowd applauding and cheering] 1684 01:14:00,541 --> 01:14:03,833 - [sad piano music playing] - [siren wailing in the distance] 1685 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,375 [phone dings] 1686 01:14:38,041 --> 01:14:40,416 [Bran] I'm so attracted to everybody here. 1687 01:14:40,416 --> 01:14:43,333 Red dress at six o'clock, green gown at seven-thirty. 1688 01:14:43,333 --> 01:14:45,875 Don't look. The whole point of the clock's you don't look. 1689 01:14:45,875 --> 01:14:47,083 - That's right. - My bad. 1690 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,500 [Bran shouts indistinctly] 1691 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,750 - Ooh. - [Little] Hey. 1692 01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:51,208 - [Bran] Hey, buddy. - Looking sharp. 1693 01:14:51,208 --> 01:14:52,416 Where's Claire? 1694 01:14:52,416 --> 01:14:54,291 - Claire? - [Bran] Did you ditch her? I hope so. 1695 01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:56,791 I need a wingman tonight. There's a lot of business here. 1696 01:14:56,791 --> 01:14:59,583 - She had an emergency. - Oh no, bleeding gums. 1697 01:14:59,583 --> 01:15:01,666 - Family thing. - Four sets of bleeding gums? 1698 01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:03,083 - [snorts] - It's a little funny. 1699 01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:05,541 - Oh, look at that. - [Bran] Wow. Oh my God. 1700 01:15:05,541 --> 01:15:08,291 - [emotional music playing] - She looks incredible. Wow! 1701 01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:09,916 [Little and Ashley] Whoa! 1702 01:15:09,916 --> 01:15:10,875 - Damn! - Whoa! 1703 01:15:10,875 --> 01:15:11,791 [Little] Yo. 1704 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:16,958 - [Bran] I'm so proud of her dress choice. - [Ashley] It's Rent the Runway. 1705 01:15:17,458 --> 01:15:18,541 [Bran] Wow. 1706 01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:23,958 [sighs] I'm wearing four pairs of Spanx. If anybody gets cold, jump on in. 1707 01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:26,083 It's nice and hot and moist in there. 1708 01:15:26,083 --> 01:15:28,250 - Where's Nick? - Oh, he came early for interviews. 1709 01:15:28,250 --> 01:15:30,458 Great. So I'm thinking play Bait and Switch tonight. 1710 01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:32,500 Obviously, he's the bait. I'm gonna switch him out. 1711 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:34,750 Not happening. Alcohol anyone? 1712 01:15:34,750 --> 01:15:36,583 - [Little] Yuppers. [chuckles] - [Bran] Yes. 1713 01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:37,750 - Definitely. - [Ashley] Loads. 1714 01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:39,291 - Shall we? - Oh, thanks. 1715 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,375 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm great. 1716 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,833 [cha-cha music playing] 1717 01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:52,291 [inaudible] 1718 01:15:57,083 --> 01:15:59,958 [inaudible] 1719 01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:04,666 [cha-cha music continues] 1720 01:16:07,458 --> 01:16:10,000 - [music stops] - [indistinct chattering, laughing] 1721 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,791 [cha-cha music continues] 1722 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:14,833 [Nick] Great. 1723 01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:19,000 [Mack mouths] Thank you. 1724 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,000 [Nick] There it is. 1725 01:16:32,291 --> 01:16:35,500 How are you? Good to see you. Thank you so much for coming. 1726 01:16:36,875 --> 01:16:39,250 This one's for the kids. Ah. 1727 01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:41,083 [Mack] Brannagan. Brannagan. 1728 01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:44,375 Kirk. Wow, nice to... Weird to see you. 1729 01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:46,083 It's always weird to see you. 1730 01:16:46,083 --> 01:16:48,083 - Okay. - Dick Van Dyke's in the hospital. 1731 01:16:48,083 --> 01:16:50,625 - You have his tribute ready? - Yeah. I got a great write-up. 1732 01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:53,458 - Best British accent ever, Mary Poppins. - [Kirk] Stop it. Stop it. 1733 01:16:53,458 --> 01:16:56,083 - Paper's light. We need material. - All right. It's gonna be great. 1734 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:58,375 - Mack has something. - [Kirk] What? What do you have? 1735 01:16:58,375 --> 01:17:00,166 - No. - Yeah, she... she has something. 1736 01:17:00,166 --> 01:17:01,916 - I have nothing. - She has a feature. 1737 01:17:01,916 --> 01:17:02,916 You don't do long-form. 1738 01:17:02,916 --> 01:17:05,125 - [Mack] I don't. - Why didn't you pitch? What is it? 1739 01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:07,833 Excuse me. Sorry. Sweetheart, Lebowitz is by the bar. 1740 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:10,541 Oh, well, you can't hide now, can you, Fran? 1741 01:17:10,541 --> 01:17:13,000 Mack, send me what you have. All right? 1742 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,625 - Got it? - What the hell? 1743 01:17:15,625 --> 01:17:19,583 What are you talking about? We're light. You have something fantastic. 1744 01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:21,958 Nick hated it, so no, I don't. 1745 01:17:24,625 --> 01:17:25,541 [Adam] Mack. 1746 01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:28,416 [in British accent] Uh-oh, Mary Poppins, trouble's brewing tonight. 1747 01:17:30,875 --> 01:17:32,583 - [Adam] Mack. - [Mack] What, Ads? 1748 01:17:33,291 --> 01:17:34,708 [Adam] He said that to you? 1749 01:17:35,208 --> 01:17:36,708 No, he... [sighs] 1750 01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:39,583 [groans] Here. 1751 01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:43,458 [jazz music playing in the background] 1752 01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:46,458 - What the hell is this? - He rewrote it. 1753 01:17:48,625 --> 01:17:52,750 - What do you mean, he rewrote it? - I mean, I asked him for notes, so... 1754 01:17:55,541 --> 01:17:57,500 No, these are not notes. This is... 1755 01:17:59,333 --> 01:18:01,916 This is a butcher job. What the hell is this? 1756 01:18:01,916 --> 01:18:04,083 This doesn't even sound like you anymore. 1757 01:18:05,375 --> 01:18:07,083 What the... No. 1758 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:09,708 Do yours. Turn yours in. Screw that one. 1759 01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:12,375 I mean, he's not an amateur, Ads, so... 1760 01:18:13,791 --> 01:18:16,041 You're not seriously considering this version? 1761 01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:18,541 Mack, come on. 1762 01:18:20,041 --> 01:18:23,041 Are you kidding me right now? Like, he totally missed the point. 1763 01:18:23,041 --> 01:18:25,333 He took out all your family stuff, 1764 01:18:25,875 --> 01:18:27,208 all your memories. 1765 01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:30,333 Everything that made it you, he took out. I... 1766 01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:33,666 - Screw this dude, man. - Yo. Okay, calm down. 1767 01:18:33,666 --> 01:18:35,875 - That dude is my boyfriend. - Well, screw your boyfriend. 1768 01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:38,833 - Why are you being shitty to me, Ads? - He rewrote you! 1769 01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:42,083 But he doesn't know you. He... 1770 01:18:42,083 --> 01:18:43,916 - He doesn't share food, right? - [Mack groans] 1771 01:18:43,916 --> 01:18:45,375 He doesn't eat dairy. 1772 01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:47,541 Your fridge is like 90% cheese. 1773 01:18:47,541 --> 01:18:49,625 Somebody's not a douchebag because they take Lactaid. 1774 01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:52,708 - He doesn't even like sports. - We don't have to like the same things. 1775 01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:55,708 But he does have to know what you do like. 1776 01:18:57,916 --> 01:19:00,791 - I mean, what do you like about him? - [Mack] What? 1777 01:19:00,791 --> 01:19:03,083 What do you like about Nick? 1778 01:19:04,708 --> 01:19:07,250 - I'm... [chuckles nervously] - He wears an eye mask to sleep? 1779 01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:10,750 - That is not great. That's not... - He has matched dinnerware. 1780 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:11,916 That's what you like, right? 1781 01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:13,791 It's not the dinnerware. I can buy my own. 1782 01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:16,375 Oh, right, it's 'cause he's an adult, right? 1783 01:19:16,916 --> 01:19:20,250 An adult who's been schmoozing for hours and hasn't checked on you. 1784 01:19:20,250 --> 01:19:23,125 - [emotional music playing] - An adult who took two weeks 1785 01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:24,875 to read five fricking pages 1786 01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:28,458 and didn't even bother discussing it with you before he just took over. 1787 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:33,291 An adult who you played games like a child to win. 1788 01:19:35,958 --> 01:19:38,583 You were so preoccupied with whether you could get him, Mack, 1789 01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:40,458 you didn't even stop to think if you should. 1790 01:19:40,458 --> 01:19:43,333 - He's a catch, Ads. - Right, he's a catch. 1791 01:19:43,833 --> 01:19:46,166 [emotional music continues] 1792 01:19:46,166 --> 01:19:47,958 Well, I hope you get that drawer. 1793 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:53,375 And I hope you enjoy eating branzino eyes for the rest of your life. 1794 01:19:53,375 --> 01:19:54,333 That's... 1795 01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:58,541 You don't eat the eyes! 1796 01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:04,333 {\an8}You know, that was actually so much more fun 1797 01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:06,125 than I thought it was gonna be. 1798 01:20:06,625 --> 01:20:09,791 Kehinde Wiley is an absolute hoot. [chuckles] 1799 01:20:09,791 --> 01:20:11,916 - Did you get to talk to him? - [Mack] No. 1800 01:20:11,916 --> 01:20:15,708 [Nick] Yeah. God, If he wasn't a painter, he should be a stand-up comedian. 1801 01:20:15,708 --> 01:20:16,625 [Nick chuckles] 1802 01:20:17,708 --> 01:20:20,166 Oh, I didn't see much of Adam. Did he leave early? 1803 01:20:20,916 --> 01:20:22,166 - I think so. - [Nick] Yeah? 1804 01:20:22,791 --> 01:20:24,208 A bit flaky, isn't he? 1805 01:20:26,083 --> 01:20:27,500 Not at all, actually. 1806 01:20:28,583 --> 01:20:31,541 Oh, by the way, nearly forgot. 1807 01:20:32,916 --> 01:20:35,875 I, uh... Ta-ta-ta-dah. 1808 01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:37,916 I thought you'd like somewhere to keep your things. 1809 01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:39,916 You know, so you'll always have socks. 1810 01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:45,041 - [sad piano music playing] - What? 1811 01:20:47,541 --> 01:20:48,875 You rewrote my piece. 1812 01:20:49,666 --> 01:20:52,500 [Nick] Yeah. I mean, you asked me for feedback, 1813 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:55,500 so it was just easier to do it that way. [chuckles] 1814 01:20:55,500 --> 01:20:56,708 Easier? 1815 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,125 Oh, wow, that doesn't feel good. Um... 1816 01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:06,083 I just wish that you had talked to me before making edits, you know? 1817 01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:07,625 Like had a conversation. 1818 01:21:07,625 --> 01:21:10,083 Okay. All right. Well, don't freak out about it. 1819 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:14,625 W... wow, no, I am decidedly not freaking out about it. 1820 01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:17,875 You know, I... I... I wanna freak out, and I'd be justified in freaking out, 1821 01:21:17,875 --> 01:21:19,708 but that is not the way I'm behaving-- 1822 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,916 You're not gonna have a job if you don't up your game. 1823 01:21:22,416 --> 01:21:23,291 What? 1824 01:21:23,958 --> 01:21:26,541 [sighs] They're doing another round of layoffs next month, 1825 01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:28,833 and local sports is obviously gonna... 1826 01:21:30,625 --> 01:21:32,041 Did Kirk tell you that? 1827 01:21:32,625 --> 01:21:34,958 - When? When did she tell you? - Three weeks ago. 1828 01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:36,083 [Mack] Three weeks ago? 1829 01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:39,708 Why didn't you tell... Oh, that's the reason why you weren't reading it. 1830 01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:42,875 If you hand in something of quality now, maybe you can move to another beat. 1831 01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:45,041 You don't think that's what I'm doing? [splutters] 1832 01:21:45,041 --> 01:21:46,916 You think I didn't know my job was on the line? 1833 01:21:46,916 --> 01:21:49,791 We're dying. They've been downsizing for years. 1834 01:21:49,791 --> 01:21:52,541 I know that my time at the paper is riding on this. 1835 01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:55,916 I mean, I didn't "know" know the way you "knew" knew, but I knew. 1836 01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,333 What are you so pissed off about? 1837 01:21:57,333 --> 01:22:00,625 You didn't tell me that Kirk told you that I was getting axed. 1838 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:03,208 I didn't think it was my place to. It was awkward. 1839 01:22:03,208 --> 01:22:05,541 Awkward? We're in a relationship, Nick. 1840 01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:08,208 You didn't tell me you were gonna rewrite me. 1841 01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:09,875 Fucking change it back then. 1842 01:22:09,875 --> 01:22:12,708 You've got the file. Just hand in your thing. Good luck. 1843 01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:15,833 Look, I don't understand why you're getting so stressed. 1844 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:19,833 - You took out everything personal to me. - It was mawkish. 1845 01:22:20,708 --> 01:22:23,166 - Mawkish? - Treacly, saccharine, I dunno, soppy. 1846 01:22:23,166 --> 01:22:28,125 No, no, no, I know what the word means. I just... I don't agree with you. 1847 01:22:28,625 --> 01:22:30,708 We could've had that debate, talked to each other, 1848 01:22:30,708 --> 01:22:33,041 if you just told me the things you don't like. 1849 01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:34,666 I didn't like any of it! 1850 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:39,166 I didn't like any of it. Sorry. 1851 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:46,500 [sad piano music playing] 1852 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,916 [emotionally] I did do this all wrong. 1853 01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:58,375 Oh, I wanted this so bad. 1854 01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:04,791 I think we're done. 1855 01:23:06,541 --> 01:23:07,416 Done? 1856 01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:10,916 [chuckles] Are you serious right now? 1857 01:23:11,416 --> 01:23:13,208 What? Just because I don't like your writing? 1858 01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:15,875 Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, that's not it. 1859 01:23:15,875 --> 01:23:19,125 No, no, no. I am used to people not liking my writing. 1860 01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:21,541 It's actually half the job. 1861 01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:23,541 This is just... This, um... 1862 01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:28,458 This piece was all of me. 1863 01:23:30,666 --> 01:23:32,666 It was everything that I am, Nick. 1864 01:23:33,333 --> 01:23:35,000 It was the way I view the world. 1865 01:23:36,083 --> 01:23:37,541 I mean, it is... 1866 01:23:38,583 --> 01:23:40,750 - I mean, if you don't like that, then-- - Mackenzie... 1867 01:23:41,625 --> 01:23:44,000 - I prefer Mack, actually. - [Nick] What? 1868 01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:47,583 It's Mack. 1869 01:23:48,875 --> 01:23:50,375 And I hate branzino. 1870 01:23:53,041 --> 01:23:53,875 [Nick chuckles] 1871 01:23:57,125 --> 01:24:00,125 ["Breathe" by The Cinematic Orchestra playing] 1872 01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:14,250 [cell phone buzzing] 1873 01:24:24,333 --> 01:24:28,833 ["Breathe" continues] 1874 01:24:32,041 --> 01:24:35,125 ♪ Oh, that song you're singing ♪ 1875 01:24:39,791 --> 01:24:42,625 ♪ Singing into me ♪ 1876 01:24:44,750 --> 01:24:45,708 [Mack sighs] 1877 01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:47,791 ♪ Over everything ♪ 1878 01:24:51,625 --> 01:24:53,750 ♪ I used to be ♪ 1879 01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:57,916 ♪ It carries me ♪ 1880 01:24:59,875 --> 01:25:02,000 - [telephone ringing] - [indistinct chatter] 1881 01:25:10,416 --> 01:25:11,666 He's out on assignment. 1882 01:25:12,208 --> 01:25:13,041 [Mack] Mm-hmm. 1883 01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:15,375 That a peace offering? 1884 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,791 I eat falafel when I'm down. 1885 01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:21,958 He eats Mike and Ikes. 1886 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:25,333 Both of those things are disgusting. 1887 01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:27,041 Yeah. 1888 01:25:28,708 --> 01:25:30,666 I've not seen you guys fight like that. 1889 01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:33,083 It was bad. 1890 01:25:36,375 --> 01:25:38,041 He was right, though. 1891 01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:42,875 Nick did rewrite me. 1892 01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:48,250 I broke up with him. 1893 01:25:52,291 --> 01:25:53,250 [softly] Come here. 1894 01:25:53,833 --> 01:25:55,833 [indistinct chatter continues] 1895 01:26:00,333 --> 01:26:03,541 - I didn't like him anyway. - [chuckles] God, you're so... 1896 01:26:03,541 --> 01:26:05,291 He had a stupid accent. 1897 01:26:05,291 --> 01:26:07,000 [Mack sniffling] 1898 01:26:10,250 --> 01:26:12,291 - I'm sorry. - [Kirk] Mack. 1899 01:26:12,291 --> 01:26:13,458 I need to see you. 1900 01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:19,041 And I'm gonna get axed. 1901 01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:23,000 It's like people don't wanna read about Ping-Pong anymore. 1902 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,333 - That's so weird. - Ugh. 1903 01:26:24,333 --> 01:26:25,791 People are fucking awful. 1904 01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:29,125 - I love you. - [Mack] Love you. 1905 01:26:29,125 --> 01:26:30,875 - I'm gonna call you. - [Mack] Okay. 1906 01:26:34,583 --> 01:26:36,750 - Hey. Hey, hey. - Yes. What? 1907 01:26:36,750 --> 01:26:38,458 That was a very long hug with a back rub. 1908 01:26:38,458 --> 01:26:40,541 It was very sweet, very unlike you. What's going on? 1909 01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:43,125 - She broke up with Nick. - [Ashley] What? 1910 01:26:43,125 --> 01:26:45,416 - What was that? - [Bran] What are you doing here? 1911 01:26:45,416 --> 01:26:49,250 - You don't even work... You don't even work. - Mack broke up with Nick. 1912 01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:51,333 No. 1913 01:26:51,333 --> 01:26:52,333 Yeah. 1914 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,041 [Ashley gasps] 1915 01:26:55,958 --> 01:26:57,791 Is she getting fired right now? 1916 01:26:58,625 --> 01:27:03,291 There is no way for you to know what else is in the hopper if you don't talk to me. 1917 01:27:03,291 --> 01:27:07,041 There's a reason for you to pitch first. Not only so I can help hone your angle, 1918 01:27:07,041 --> 01:27:10,833 but also because someone else might be working on a story that overlaps. 1919 01:27:10,833 --> 01:27:11,791 Yeah, I... 1920 01:27:13,541 --> 01:27:14,375 I'm sorry. 1921 01:27:14,375 --> 01:27:17,541 If you wanna change lanes in this company, Mack, you need to signal first. 1922 01:27:17,541 --> 01:27:21,250 Come to me. No shenanigans, just be direct, right? 1923 01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:23,333 I don't have time for any of your games. 1924 01:27:28,166 --> 01:27:29,291 You wrote this? 1925 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,208 It's really good. 1926 01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:41,583 I haven't cried since 1987. 1927 01:27:41,583 --> 01:27:43,875 But if I were going to, it would be reading this. 1928 01:27:44,916 --> 01:27:48,333 I'm putting this in the Sunday paper, print and digital. 1929 01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:52,250 Editor's Pick with a push notification for as much readership as possible. 1930 01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:54,500 - ["Girls Gotta" by Danger Twins playing] - What? 1931 01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:57,833 I also want you to cover Sox-Yanks for the Voices section. See how that goes. 1932 01:27:57,833 --> 01:27:59,125 [Mack chuckles] What? 1933 01:27:59,125 --> 01:28:01,125 ["Girls Gotta" continues] 1934 01:28:01,125 --> 01:28:03,791 - Red Sox-Yankees? - Yeah, Red Sox-Yankees. 1935 01:28:03,791 --> 01:28:04,875 Thursday. 1936 01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:07,875 [whispering] Red Sox-Yankees, Thursday? 1937 01:28:08,458 --> 01:28:10,500 Okay. We're done here. You can get out of here. 1938 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,041 - Yeah. Yeah. - [Kirk] Yeah. 1939 01:28:12,041 --> 01:28:14,166 ["Girls Gotta" continues] 1940 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:18,333 Skedaddle. 1941 01:28:18,833 --> 01:28:21,375 - Thank you, Kirk. - Close the door on the way out. 1942 01:28:21,958 --> 01:28:24,250 ♪ And a girl's gotta do What a girl's gotta ♪ 1943 01:28:24,250 --> 01:28:27,750 - Red Sox-Yankees, baby! Yeah! - [Ashley and Little] Yeah! 1944 01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:29,833 - She's in the big leagues now. - Yes! 1945 01:28:30,416 --> 01:28:32,041 - [Little] Literally. - [Ashley] Mm-hmm. 1946 01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:33,958 Ads still hasn't texted back yet? 1947 01:28:33,958 --> 01:28:35,500 ["Girls Gotta" continues] 1948 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:38,625 - [Mack] Mm-mm. - [Bran] He's just out with Claire, no? 1949 01:28:39,500 --> 01:28:42,625 Or he choked to death on those Mike and Ikes, 1950 01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:44,708 and you're personally responsible for his death. 1951 01:28:44,708 --> 01:28:48,791 Uh, guys? I don't think he's out with Claire. 1952 01:28:48,791 --> 01:28:51,500 [indistinct conversations in the bar] 1953 01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:52,500 [Bran] Oh shit. 1954 01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:55,000 - [Ashley] Oh, what-- - [Mack] Oh, hell, no. Uh-uh. 1955 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,500 [Bran] Oh, it's going down. 1956 01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:58,625 [Claire laughing] 1957 01:28:58,625 --> 01:29:01,625 Uh, this is, I mean, just bold. 1958 01:29:01,625 --> 01:29:04,541 Bold move, with your beautiful teeth all up in his mouth. 1959 01:29:05,125 --> 01:29:08,333 - What is... What is going on? - You need to calm down. 1960 01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:10,541 - [Little] No. Buddy! - [Ashley and Bran] Oh! No, no, no. 1961 01:29:10,541 --> 01:29:13,541 - [Bran] We're calm. You gotta calm down. - No. I need you to calm down. 1962 01:29:13,541 --> 01:29:15,875 - What are you doing? - What the hell are you talking about? 1963 01:29:15,875 --> 01:29:18,375 Just cheating on Adam, like, in the open with this biker? 1964 01:29:18,375 --> 01:29:21,125 - Um, I'm a librarian. - Yeah, we broke up. 1965 01:29:21,125 --> 01:29:23,750 - Adam and I aren't together. - What? 1966 01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:26,625 Yeah. Yeah, after that shit brunch. 1967 01:29:26,625 --> 01:29:28,500 You were there. It was shit. 1968 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:31,458 [splutters] Why? What are you talking about? 1969 01:29:31,458 --> 01:29:33,500 No, the lobster rolls, they were good. 1970 01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:36,208 - Rest of the bunch, it was shit. - He didn't tell me you broke up. 1971 01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:38,791 - This doesn't make any sense. - Of course he didn't. Come on. 1972 01:29:38,791 --> 01:29:41,583 Why? You guys, you were great. You're great. 1973 01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:43,791 Thank you. You... you... you were always sweet. 1974 01:29:43,791 --> 01:29:46,166 But Adam's in love with you. 1975 01:29:46,875 --> 01:29:49,708 - [nervously] What? - [Claire] He's in love with you, Mack. 1976 01:29:50,666 --> 01:29:51,750 [Little whispers] Let's go. 1977 01:29:53,541 --> 01:29:56,958 You guys are psycho. Ride or die but psycho. 1978 01:29:56,958 --> 01:29:59,125 - She sees me. - She's not wrong. 1979 01:29:59,125 --> 01:30:01,208 [indistinct conversations in the bar] 1980 01:30:03,375 --> 01:30:04,833 Why would she say that? 1981 01:30:06,208 --> 01:30:10,375 - [soul music playing in the background] - Why are you all looking at each other? 1982 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:12,583 [Bran] Um... [groans] 1983 01:30:14,333 --> 01:30:17,250 Oh, for crying out loud. Mack, 'cause he does. 1984 01:30:18,125 --> 01:30:19,291 Adam loves you. 1985 01:30:19,291 --> 01:30:20,208 No. 1986 01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:23,583 No. 1987 01:30:24,916 --> 01:30:26,000 Yeah. 1988 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:31,000 Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, I realized... Was it sophomore year? My sophomore year? 1989 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:32,583 The end of my seventh grade. 1990 01:30:32,583 --> 01:30:34,708 You made me pinky promise to never tell Mack. 1991 01:30:34,708 --> 01:30:36,083 - [Bran] Freshman year. - No. 1992 01:30:36,083 --> 01:30:37,291 - [Bran] Yeah. - No, no, no, no. 1993 01:30:37,291 --> 01:30:39,416 Adam and I tried. No, we tried. 1994 01:30:39,416 --> 01:30:42,416 We tried under the shirt, over the bra, sophomore year. 1995 01:30:42,416 --> 01:30:45,166 - And he wasn't into it. - He thought you weren't into it. 1996 01:30:45,166 --> 01:30:46,375 I was into it. 1997 01:30:46,375 --> 01:30:49,166 Yeah, Mack, that was the year that you lost your mom, though. 1998 01:30:49,166 --> 01:30:51,333 You were really sad. He kind of was like-- 1999 01:30:51,333 --> 01:30:53,916 [Bran] He kind of thought that he... [clears throat] 2000 01:30:53,916 --> 01:30:55,083 ...had taken advantage of you. 2001 01:30:55,083 --> 01:30:58,375 - [Little] Yeah. He beat himself up. - [Bran] He was really... He kicked himself-- 2002 01:30:58,375 --> 01:31:01,083 - Two years. - I was in high school. Had to be three. 2003 01:31:01,083 --> 01:31:02,541 Right. No, yeah, three years. 2004 01:31:02,541 --> 01:31:04,916 Wait, you guys have known about this for over a decade? 2005 01:31:04,916 --> 01:31:07,333 - That long? - And you knew? 2006 01:31:07,333 --> 01:31:09,541 [soul music continues in the background] 2007 01:31:09,541 --> 01:31:11,166 I knew three days on the job. 2008 01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:14,125 You came in and stole a 24-pack of toilet paper, 2009 01:31:14,125 --> 01:31:17,541 and, well, I saw the look on his face. 2010 01:31:17,541 --> 01:31:20,083 - [Bran] He makes that face a lot, Mack. - [Ashley] Yeah. 2011 01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:21,208 [Bran] He loves you. 2012 01:31:23,250 --> 01:31:25,583 - And it seems like maybe-- - You love him too. 2013 01:31:26,500 --> 01:31:27,708 - She does. - You do. 2014 01:31:28,541 --> 01:31:33,375 - No. No, he's like my brother. I... - [Little, Ashley, and Bran] Is he? 2015 01:31:38,541 --> 01:31:40,000 [sad piano music playing] 2016 01:31:43,125 --> 01:31:44,458 [keys jangling] 2017 01:31:48,083 --> 01:31:48,958 [Mack sighs] 2018 01:32:06,125 --> 01:32:07,166 [sniffles] 2019 01:32:08,291 --> 01:32:09,125 Oh. 2020 01:32:16,750 --> 01:32:18,375 [chuckles tearfully] 2021 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:23,958 [emotionally] Oh, wow, that'd be great. 2022 01:32:44,458 --> 01:32:46,458 [indistinct conversations] 2023 01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:49,166 [phone ringing in the background] 2024 01:32:53,208 --> 01:32:54,750 - Hey, man. - What's up? 2025 01:32:54,750 --> 01:32:58,416 Mack says you're not returning her calls. You guys... you guys good, or... 2026 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:02,333 Yeah, I've just been busy. 2027 01:33:04,833 --> 01:33:07,416 - Goddamn it. - [Adam] What happened to your face? 2028 01:33:07,416 --> 01:33:10,458 [sighs] Oh, I tried to run Sid and Nance on this guy last night. 2029 01:33:10,458 --> 01:33:13,333 He was running his own version of Jealous Guy with his ex. 2030 01:33:13,333 --> 01:33:15,333 I was the bait, I got punched. 2031 01:33:15,333 --> 01:33:18,875 Didn't matter, though, 'cause I still... [pops mouth] ...tapped that. 2032 01:33:19,375 --> 01:33:21,625 Wow. You need therapy. 2033 01:33:21,625 --> 01:33:23,833 - Why does everyone keep saying that to me? - Hi, guys. 2034 01:33:23,833 --> 01:33:25,375 - Yeah. - I wanna run something. 2035 01:33:25,375 --> 01:33:27,958 - Uh-oh. - Okay, so Ryan's birthday is next month-- 2036 01:33:27,958 --> 01:33:28,916 Stop. Who's Ryan? 2037 01:33:29,458 --> 01:33:30,291 Your brother? 2038 01:33:31,416 --> 01:33:32,333 Oh, that Ryan. 2039 01:33:35,541 --> 01:33:36,708 [Adam sighs] 2040 01:33:36,708 --> 01:33:39,125 Anyways, I got four tickets to the Sox-Yanks game. 2041 01:33:39,125 --> 01:33:40,041 [Adam and Bran] What? 2042 01:33:40,041 --> 01:33:43,000 - I sold my spleen. I didn't need it. - [giggles] Oh, for tonight? 2043 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:44,666 - Yeah, I wanna surprise him. - Damn. 2044 01:33:44,666 --> 01:33:45,708 You think he'll like it? 2045 01:33:45,708 --> 01:33:48,083 Oh, I think he'll jizz, like... [blows raspberry] ...everywhere. 2046 01:33:48,083 --> 01:33:50,625 [laughs] Yes, that's great. I mean, not really great. 2047 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:53,458 I think that's pretty good because he'll just jizz from pure excitement. 2048 01:33:53,458 --> 01:33:55,625 - [Ashley] As long as some lands-- - [Bran] Ain't it fun? 2049 01:33:55,625 --> 01:33:57,958 - It'll be a slip and slide. [laughs] - Yeah. I love a good... 2050 01:33:57,958 --> 01:33:58,875 - [grunts] - Whoa! 2051 01:33:58,875 --> 01:34:01,250 - Okay, what do you need from us? - [Ashley] He's coming at 5. 2052 01:34:01,250 --> 01:34:04,333 He thinks we're doing happy hour. Do you happen to have 2053 01:34:04,333 --> 01:34:06,416 an unexpected-funeral tie in the office? 2054 01:34:06,416 --> 01:34:07,500 I write about dead people. 2055 01:34:07,500 --> 01:34:10,666 I have a whole drawer of unexpected-funeral ties in my office. 2056 01:34:11,166 --> 01:34:15,541 - Hmm. - [Little whistling] 2057 01:34:15,541 --> 01:34:18,250 - Hey. - Hi. Hi. 2058 01:34:18,250 --> 01:34:20,458 Did you know your elevator smells like mittens? 2059 01:34:20,458 --> 01:34:22,875 - [jazz-funk music playing] - [groaning] Shit. What's going on? 2060 01:34:22,875 --> 01:34:25,333 - [Adam] No. Hey. - [Little groans] Where are you taking me? 2061 01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:27,166 - [Bran] Shut up. - [Little] What's happening? 2062 01:34:27,166 --> 01:34:29,250 [jazz-funk music continues] 2063 01:34:32,666 --> 01:34:36,125 - [Carl] What are you doing to the intern? - You saw nothing, Carl. Nothing. 2064 01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:37,791 - Help me, Carl! - [Bran] Shut up! 2065 01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:42,250 [music stops and continues] 2066 01:34:43,541 --> 01:34:45,250 [Adam] Left. Left. Left. 2067 01:34:46,375 --> 01:34:48,583 [Bran] Okay. Step. Watch your step. 2068 01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:50,291 Head down. Back seat. Go. 2069 01:34:50,291 --> 01:34:51,583 Back seat. Hurry. Go. 2070 01:34:51,583 --> 01:34:53,250 - [Adam] Come on. - [Bran] Go. 2071 01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:59,083 - [driver] Want me to take the Whitestone? - [Ashley] Destination's classified. Go! 2072 01:34:59,083 --> 01:35:01,666 - [tires squealing] - [funky music continues] 2073 01:35:08,833 --> 01:35:11,708 [Bran] Out, out, out. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 2074 01:35:11,708 --> 01:35:13,208 [Adam] Out! 2075 01:35:13,208 --> 01:35:14,666 Five stars, please. 2076 01:35:14,666 --> 01:35:18,291 - [Adam] I got him. I got him. - [Bran] All right. That way. Here we go. 2077 01:35:20,208 --> 01:35:22,125 - Do I hear hot dogs? - Nope. No, you don't. 2078 01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:27,708 - Why aren't we going this way? - Shortcut this way. 2079 01:35:28,208 --> 01:35:29,208 A little further. 2080 01:35:29,208 --> 01:35:30,416 [music stops] 2081 01:35:30,416 --> 01:35:32,958 - How is this a shortcut, dude? - [Bran] Trust me. 2082 01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:36,291 Look, you're gonna see in a second. It's so much shorter this way. 2083 01:35:36,291 --> 01:35:39,000 [indistinct shouting in the distance] 2084 01:35:41,291 --> 01:35:43,416 [PA announcer] Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 2085 01:35:43,416 --> 01:35:45,458 Welcome to Yankees Stadium. 2086 01:35:45,458 --> 01:35:48,958 - I think I might take up acting. - [Ashley and Bran] It was her idea. 2087 01:35:49,458 --> 01:35:52,583 - [calm music playing] - [PA announcer continues indistinctly] 2088 01:35:56,875 --> 01:35:57,708 [Mack] Hey. 2089 01:36:04,166 --> 01:36:08,333 Shouldn't you be in the press box? Like, what part of the... What play is this? 2090 01:36:08,333 --> 01:36:11,083 We did run Bag the Wrong Man, obviously, just to get you here, 2091 01:36:11,083 --> 01:36:14,458 but this isn't... This is the "no play" play. 2092 01:36:14,958 --> 01:36:17,333 - The "no play" play? Hmm. - [Mack] Yeah. 2093 01:36:18,166 --> 01:36:19,666 This is the "no play" play. 2094 01:36:20,166 --> 01:36:22,000 It was a dicey move. The diciest. 2095 01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:23,416 [both chuckle] 2096 01:36:23,416 --> 01:36:27,291 [Mack] I'm in the danger zone, but, um, I'm laying it on the line here, so... 2097 01:36:27,291 --> 01:36:30,875 - Aren't you gonna be late for the game? - I have two minutes and 32 seconds. 2098 01:36:31,375 --> 01:36:33,791 So that means I have two minutes to stand here with you 2099 01:36:34,458 --> 01:36:35,666 in my favorite place. 2100 01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:39,375 You know, where, um, Babe Ruth played, 2101 01:36:39,375 --> 01:36:42,041 and DiMaggio played, and Yogi Berra, 2102 01:36:42,041 --> 01:36:45,041 and where Lou Gehrig made his farewell speech, 2103 01:36:45,041 --> 01:36:48,041 and Nelson Mandela spoke, and three popes held mass, 2104 01:36:48,041 --> 01:36:51,208 and 15,000 people gathered to pray for 9/11. 2105 01:36:51,208 --> 01:36:53,083 For the past few months, I've been gathering 2106 01:36:53,083 --> 01:36:56,375 all these memories from fans. None of them said any of that. 2107 01:36:57,875 --> 01:37:02,625 It was all about Cracker Jack toys and getting a beer with Dad and... 2108 01:37:03,708 --> 01:37:06,583 And being there for the Giants to win their coin toss 2109 01:37:06,583 --> 01:37:10,041 right after coming back from Iraq, but it was never about the plays. 2110 01:37:11,500 --> 01:37:12,875 And for my parents? 2111 01:37:13,625 --> 01:37:16,458 [emotionally] It was sitting right here, 2112 01:37:17,458 --> 01:37:21,125 meeting for the first time and falling in love over Reggie! bars. 2113 01:37:22,291 --> 01:37:25,083 And so that's why I wanted you to come here. 2114 01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:28,666 So that I can tell you... [chuckles] 2115 01:37:29,166 --> 01:37:32,125 ...you're kind and thoughtful and funny. 2116 01:37:33,041 --> 01:37:35,916 I love that you save half of everything you're eating for me, 2117 01:37:35,916 --> 01:37:37,291 you walk me to the train, 2118 01:37:37,291 --> 01:37:40,333 that you know when I need a falafel 'cause I'm down, 2119 01:37:40,333 --> 01:37:42,708 and you don't make fun of me because I smell like 'em. 2120 01:37:43,291 --> 01:37:46,125 Because you tell me when I'm being an idiot, not to hurt me but to help. 2121 01:37:47,083 --> 01:37:51,125 And because with you, I feel safe to be fully and truly myself. 2122 01:37:51,125 --> 01:37:53,250 [calm music continues] 2123 01:37:53,250 --> 01:37:57,208 Because you know that... that there's magic in the small things. 2124 01:37:57,958 --> 01:38:01,375 That the park next to the stadium could be magic, 2125 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:04,875 and that the most important things aren't the most obvious. 2126 01:38:07,125 --> 01:38:10,916 I'm about to cover Sox-Yankees for the first time in my career, 2127 01:38:11,416 --> 01:38:16,125 and I already know that my favorite moment of today is standing here telling you... 2128 01:38:18,666 --> 01:38:19,875 I love you, Adam. 2129 01:38:26,625 --> 01:38:27,458 Mack... 2130 01:38:34,083 --> 01:38:37,041 if you ever talk to me that much again... 2131 01:38:37,041 --> 01:38:39,041 - Oh, I have a little bit left-- - [Adam] No more. 2132 01:38:39,041 --> 01:38:40,166 So much talking. 2133 01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:41,583 - [Mack] So much? - Yeah. Too much. 2134 01:38:41,583 --> 01:38:43,333 [Mack] I worked on it. I had a really nice-- 2135 01:38:43,333 --> 01:38:44,958 No. I'm gonna kiss you now. 2136 01:38:44,958 --> 01:38:47,041 [happy, soulful music playing] 2137 01:38:51,541 --> 01:38:54,041 - [squeals] Oh, wow. Oh, wow. - Wow, they're going for it. 2138 01:38:57,750 --> 01:38:59,291 This is totally gonna fuck the dynamic. 2139 01:39:02,166 --> 01:39:05,791 - [alarm ringing] - Oh no. No. Oh no. 2140 01:39:05,791 --> 01:39:09,083 - Oh, I gotta go. [chuckling] I gotta go. - [Bran] Don't get fired. 2141 01:39:09,083 --> 01:39:10,583 - Go. - [Little and Ashley] Go! 2142 01:39:10,583 --> 01:39:13,166 - [Bran] You'll get fired. - [Mack] Will you take him to the seats? 2143 01:39:13,166 --> 01:39:15,583 - [Bran and Ashley] Yes! - [Mack] First-base line, baby. 2144 01:39:15,583 --> 01:39:18,375 - Oh, first base. You're spoiling me. - [Bran] Go! Go! 2145 01:39:18,375 --> 01:39:20,875 - [Mack] Okay, bye! I love you! - [Little, Ashley, Bran cheering] 2146 01:39:20,875 --> 01:39:23,583 - I love you. - [happy, soulful music intensifying] 2147 01:39:23,583 --> 01:39:27,708 [Bran] Yeah! You better not have kids or something crazy! 2148 01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:30,291 - [Ashley] Gross. Come on. - [Adam] No one said anything about kids. 2149 01:39:30,291 --> 01:39:32,333 [Bran] Look at Little. Don't need any more of them. 2150 01:39:32,333 --> 01:39:34,083 - [Little] I'm not a kid. - [Ashley] He's not. 2151 01:39:34,083 --> 01:39:37,000 - [Bran] You're a grown baby. - [Little] You're a baby with a busted eye. 2152 01:39:37,000 --> 01:39:39,500 - [Ashley] No, you kind of are a baby. - [Adam] Shut the fuck up. 2153 01:39:39,500 --> 01:39:40,708 - [bat cracks] - [fans cheering] 2154 01:39:40,708 --> 01:39:42,875 [PA announcer] Going, going, gone! 2155 01:39:42,875 --> 01:39:44,958 ["Know That I Know" by Lake Street Dive playing] 2156 01:39:44,958 --> 01:39:48,250 ♪ Yeah, we're like baseball and hot dogs ♪ 2157 01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:54,750 ♪ You're Ferris Bueller And I'm your day off ♪ 2158 01:39:55,250 --> 01:39:58,208 ♪ The E Street Band and the Boss ♪ 2159 01:39:58,208 --> 01:40:00,041 ♪ You know you're my ♪ 2160 01:40:00,041 --> 01:40:03,625 ♪ Happy clouds, and I'm Bob Ross ♪ 2161 01:40:04,916 --> 01:40:09,500 ♪ So let me tell you, boy In no uncertain terms ♪ 2162 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:12,750 ♪ I finally found the words ♪ 2163 01:40:14,291 --> 01:40:17,208 ♪ Don't you know that I know That you know that I know ♪ 2164 01:40:17,208 --> 01:40:18,833 ♪ That you want me ♪ 2165 01:40:19,333 --> 01:40:22,083 ♪ And don't I know that you know That I know that you know ♪ 2166 01:40:22,083 --> 01:40:23,916 ♪ That I want you ♪ 2167 01:40:24,416 --> 01:40:27,166 ♪ So let it be known by letter or phone ♪ 2168 01:40:27,166 --> 01:40:29,791 ♪ All our other lovers Better leave us alone ♪ 2169 01:40:29,791 --> 01:40:33,041 ♪ Get ready to go 'Cause I'm takin' you home ♪ 2170 01:40:34,791 --> 01:40:38,125 ♪ Yeah, we're like sneakers And gym socks ♪ 2171 01:40:39,750 --> 01:40:44,375 ♪ You're happy hour, and I am 5 o'clock ♪ 2172 01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:48,166 ♪ You're Captain Kirk to my Spock ♪ 2173 01:40:48,166 --> 01:40:53,375 ♪ You know I'm Dee Dee Ramone And you're punk rock ♪ 2174 01:40:54,708 --> 01:40:56,375 ♪ So let me tell you, boy ♪ 2175 01:40:57,208 --> 01:40:58,958 ♪ Don't leave it up to fate ♪ 2176 01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:02,833 ♪ It's time to set things straight ♪ 2177 01:41:04,083 --> 01:41:07,000 ♪ Don't you know that I know That you know that I know ♪ 2178 01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:08,625 ♪ That you want me ♪ 2179 01:41:09,125 --> 01:41:11,875 ♪ And don't I know that you know That I know that you know ♪ 2180 01:41:11,875 --> 01:41:13,708 ♪ That I want you ♪ 2181 01:41:14,208 --> 01:41:16,958 ♪ So let it be known by letter or phone ♪ 2182 01:41:16,958 --> 01:41:19,583 ♪ All our other lovers Better leave us alone ♪ 2183 01:41:19,583 --> 01:41:23,166 ♪ Get ready to go 'Cause I'm takin' you home ♪ 2184 01:41:25,250 --> 01:41:30,458 ♪ And when we get home Throw your coat on my bed ♪ 2185 01:41:30,458 --> 01:41:35,416 ♪ But that's the only thing We're doin' here for now ♪ 2186 01:41:35,416 --> 01:41:40,333 ♪ Turn the lights down low And the music of love ♪ 2187 01:41:40,333 --> 01:41:42,666 ♪ You know you dance so good ♪ 2188 01:41:42,666 --> 01:41:45,625 ♪ Won't you show me how? ♪ 2189 01:41:47,041 --> 01:41:51,916 ♪ It's like we've been together Much longer than is true ♪ 2190 01:41:51,916 --> 01:41:54,791 ♪ We've watched the formin' of the sun ♪ 2191 01:41:54,791 --> 01:42:00,250 ♪ And we'll be there To colonize the moon ♪ 2192 01:42:00,875 --> 01:42:06,541 ♪ If it's not too soon ♪ 2193 01:42:27,125 --> 01:42:30,041 ♪ Don't you know that I know That you know that I know ♪ 2194 01:42:30,041 --> 01:42:31,666 ♪ That you want me ♪ 2195 01:42:32,166 --> 01:42:34,916 ♪ And don't I know that you know That I know that you know ♪ 2196 01:42:34,916 --> 01:42:36,750 ♪ That I want you ♪ 2197 01:42:37,250 --> 01:42:40,000 ♪ So let it be known by letter or phone ♪ 2198 01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:42,625 ♪ All our other lovers Better leave us alone ♪ 2199 01:42:42,625 --> 01:42:47,416 ♪ Get ready to go 'Cause I'm takin' you home ♪ 2200 01:42:47,416 --> 01:42:50,416 ♪ And don't you know that I know That you know that I know ♪ 2201 01:42:50,416 --> 01:42:52,041 ♪ That you want me ♪ 2202 01:42:52,541 --> 01:42:55,291 ♪ And don't I know that you know That I know that you know ♪ 2203 01:42:55,291 --> 01:42:57,125 ♪ That I want you ♪ 2204 01:42:57,625 --> 01:43:00,375 ♪ So let it be known by letter or phone ♪ 2205 01:43:00,375 --> 01:43:03,000 ♪ All our other lovers Better leave us alone ♪ 2206 01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:04,083 ♪ Get ready to go ♪ 2207 01:43:04,083 --> 01:43:10,958 ♪ 'Cause I'm takin' you home ♪ 2208 01:43:18,541 --> 01:43:20,875 ["Know That I Know" ends] 167924