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- If there's one thing
people say about me,
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it's that I'm obsessed
with serving the community.
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When we open our hearts
to giving,
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we lift each other up.
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- Hey, Mateo,
can I have my charger back?
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- Oh, my God, Justine,
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I am in the middle
of something, dummy.
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Ugh, God.
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Should I start over?
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- Probably, although that
was our best take so far.
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- And again, Mateo,
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we want the judge to see you
as a humanitarian,
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so maybe it doesn't help
if you keep
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calling people
dummies and human toilets.
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- Well, I can't control
who enters the shot, Amy.
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- Okay, let's just take it
from the top.
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- Hi, I'm Mateo Liwanag,
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American, influencer,
philanthropist,
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and I'm truly honored
to be serving the community
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by running a toy drive
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for a charity that's near
and dear to my heart.
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- River City Happy Tots.
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- Tots?
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I mean, are we even allowed
to call them that?
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- I don't think the kids care.
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- Oh, kids.
[chuckles]
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I thought you meant tots
like little people.
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- You can just edit
that out, right?
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- Oh, yeah, I didn't even
press record this time.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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[bouncy instrumental music]
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- Um, Glenn,
I wanted to ask--
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sorry, is this--
am I loud enough?
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- Yeah, I think so.
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- Okay, well, Jerry and I
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were wondering
if you could marry us.
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- You want me to officiate
at your wedding?
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- Sandra, I gave you
a long list of better options!
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For a small fee,
we can get Tay Zonday.
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The guy who sings
"Chocolate Rain"?
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Jeez, where have you guys been?
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- We want Glenn.
He's always been there for us.
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When Jerry was in the hospital,
he was the only person
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who said he wished
he could've visited.
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- Oh, my God, Sandra, I can't--
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you...
[breathes loudly]
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I can't even begin to s--
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- This is who you want speaking
at your wedding?
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- Toy drive!
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Donate
to underprivileged youth!
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- Okay, this isn't working.
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Why can't we just
grab toys from the store
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and fake the shot?
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- I think faking charity
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is frowned upon
in immigration cases
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and, like, in life.
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- Oh, here we go.
We got a live one.
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- Hi.
- Oh, uh-uh.
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A book?
[chuckles]
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Come on, that's just mean.
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Go.
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- Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,
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this week, enjoy 20% off
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our nontoxic,
organic cotton pillows.
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Also enjoy wondering what
we put in the other pillows.
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- Hey, so what's the latest
with Operation
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Make Colleen Fall in Love
With You and Then Dump Her
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to Ruin Her Life Forever?
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- Well, she's been pretty busy,
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so I actually haven't seen her
in a couple weeks.
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- Oh, okay, well, let me know
when you're gonna dump her
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because I wanna be there.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm thinking maybe,
I don't know, a two-way mirror,
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or I cut some holes
in a newspaper.
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We'll figure it out on the day.
- Okay.
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- Smart.
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So you're stretching it out
with Colleen
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so you can keep dating her?
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- Well, that's a plus,
but it's actually true.
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She's just been
swamped at work.
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We barely even
have time to text.
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- Really?
She works at a Cloud 9.
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Everyone here
is always texting.
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I'm in a group chat
about "Chicago Fire,"
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and I don't even know
if that's a show or a fire.
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- Oh, I mean, well,
we text a little bit
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but mostly just,
like, funny memes
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and stuff like that.
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- Can I see?
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- Sure.
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- Hmm.
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[sighs]
I'm sorry, Garrett,
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but she ghosted you.
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- What?
No she didn't.
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- Look at all those
unanswered texts.
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Trust me.
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You know how, like, sometimes,
you have a fish,
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but then, like, you decide
that you don't want
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a fish anymore,
so you just stop feeding it
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and put it in the closet?
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That's what she's doing to you.
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- No, things are good.
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I mean, she had to reschedule
our last date
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because her aunt got sick,
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and so I just figure she's busy
dealing with that right now.
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- Oh, Garrett.
Girls never have aunts.
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- Um...
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[scoffs]
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- Check it out,
I've already got
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my official ordination license
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from 5-minute-minister.net
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- Oh, cool.
- Got your name and everything.
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- Now, first, I need to get
to know you better as a couple.
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So how would you describe
your relationship?
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- It's really nice.
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Right?
- Yeah, it's nice.
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- Nice, nice.
Okay.
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And, Sandra, what do you
really like about Jerry?
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- Well, let's see.
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I guess it's probably
how nice he is.
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- Okay, got it.
I'll just underline nice.
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Now, Jerry, what do you
like about Sandra?
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- She's great.
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- Aww.
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- Excuse me, where do you keep
your Transformers?
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- The toy section
right over there.
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- Oh,
and while you're over there,
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maybe consider buying a toy
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you can donate
to our toy drive.
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- Oh, I would,
but I already donated
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to the St. Louis Samaritans
guy out front.
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- What?
The Samaritans are here?
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- Yeah, and I already gave
and posted about it.
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It'd be weird to do
another post for this.
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- Couldn't you just donate
and not post?
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- So, like, you would post it
and then tag me, or--
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- Or you'd just be helping
some underprivileged kids.
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- And they'd post it?
Do they have phones?
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- Okay, the toys are back there
and to the left.
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- That's why we're not
getting any donations.
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The Samaritans are out there
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sucking up
all the guilty consciences.
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- You know, technically,
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they need my permission
to be here.
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- Yeah, how dare they try
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to help people
without your permission?
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- Exactly, this isn't
a charity free-for-all,
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although I do like
the Samaritans.
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They do great work.
I'm a fan, really.
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- Oh, just kick them out
already.
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- Yep, they gotta go.
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[bell ringing]
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Hi, I'm Amy Sosa,
store manager.
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- Hi.
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Kyle Sawyer,
generosity manager.
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- So I think
it's great you're--
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- Thank you, happy holidays!
- Could you--
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could you stop ringing
the bell for just a second?
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- I gotta give 'em
the bell, Amy.
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People give, they want bell.
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- Huh, right, yeah.
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So, look, I think it's great
you're out here,
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but you need permission,
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so I'm gonna
have to ask you to--
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- Well, I have permission.
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I sent you an email last month.
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- Uh, no, I think I would
have remembered that.
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- Oh, yep, here we go.
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I said I wanted to come down
and collect donations today,
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and you responded,
quote, "Sounds great!"
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Exclamation point, end quote.
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See, little...
exclamation point there.
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- Okay.
[laughs quietly]
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But that isn't
exactly permission.
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I just said, "Sounds great!"
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As in, "Sounds great
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that you want to do charity,
as an idea."
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- Uh-huh, okay.
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It's just that
that's ridiculous,
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and I'm already here so--
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- Okay, look,
I'm gonna level with you.
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We're doing a toy drive inside
for our friend,
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and no one's giving because
they've already given to you.
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So could you maybe
just come back another day?
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- I mean, look,
this is your mistake.
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I shouldn't have to leave
because you're a bad manager.
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- Uh, okay, wow.
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Uh, I was trying to be nice,
but this is over.
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You need to leave now.
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- [rings bell]
Hey, you hear that, people?
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Huh?
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Little Miss Manager here
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says that I have to stop
raising money,
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so people can spend more
in her store!
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- Wow, so that's what
this store is about.
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Money.
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- No!
Well, yes, but--
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it's just--it's a bad day
for him to be here.
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- Oh, sorry.
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Well, just let me know
when you can pencil in a time
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for poor people to eat.
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- Ugh, okay, you know what?
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It's fine.
You can stay.
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- You know what?
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I bet they sell everything
for more
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than it cost them
and keep the profit.
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- We didn't start that.
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That's--that's what
all stores do.
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[bouncy instrumental music]
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.
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- He called you a bad manager
just because you asked him
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to come back another day?
- Mm-hmm.
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- So why'd you let him stay?
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- Well, I mean, you know,
even though he's in the wrong.
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I mean,
obviously just a maniac,
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it just kinda seemed
like bad karma
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to kick out the Samaritans.
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It's gonna be fine.
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We just have to
find a way to get
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customers excited
about donating.
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- Maybe we should humanize it.
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You know, you could
connect with people.
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You could tell 'em your story.
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- Talk to the customers?
Gross.
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- Yeah,
he's been through enough.
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[pop music playing over stereo]
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[musician singing]
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- Donate to our toy drive
and get a free $5 gift card!
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- It's good for anything
in the store,
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especially eyebrow tweezers.
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- Donate
to the St. Louis Samaritans!
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We give people money for food
instead of toys they can't eat.
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- Excuse me.
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I just want you to know
that if you donate inside,
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you get a $5 gift card
instead of nothing.
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- Hey, what the hell?
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You stole my mark?
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[ringing bell]
Foul on the play!
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- Okay.
- Foul on the play.
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- Okay, don't--
- Over here, people!
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- We can just--
- Step right up and give!
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Don't give anything
once you're inside!
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- You're being very aggressive!
- Hey!
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That's a rental.
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- Well, we don't allow
street performers out here,
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so you'll just have to come
get it at the end of the day.
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Molly, hand these out, please.
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- Wow, that guy--
251
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,453
I was seriously thinking
about punching him for you.
252
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:05,153
- Aw, Jonah,
no one believes that.
253
00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:08,330
- Colleen's gonna be so jealous
when you Instagram this.
254
00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,593
Look at how much better off
you are without her.
255
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,726
You're happy, totally jacked.
256
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:15,293
- Yeah, just traveling
the world shirtless.
257
00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:17,774
- She's gonna feel so sorry
she dumped you.
258
00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,384
- If she dumped me.
259
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,256
- Garrett, no, it's over.
260
00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,605
You need to move on.
261
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,476
You should have
some rebound sex.
262
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,304
- No, again,
nothing to rebound from, so--
263
00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:29,307
- Oh, Carol, do you want
to have sex with Garrett?
264
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,744
- No, no, no, no.
265
00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:34,051
- I'd be open to it.
Colleen seems lovely.
266
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,706
- Oh, no, it would actually
just be the two of you.
267
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,622
Colleen ghosted him, so--
- Didn't get ghosted.
268
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:43,147
- Oh, um, I'm really
just focusing
269
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,193
on myself these days, so...
270
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:47,151
- Oh, no, okay, well,
that was not a real offer,
271
00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:50,415
so you're not rejecting me!
272
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,330
- You're Sandra's
maid of honor, right?
273
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:55,203
I mean, how well do you know
her and Jerry as a couple?
274
00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:56,639
- Not much to know.
275
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,249
- They're two people
who look alike
276
00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,555
that are getting married,
end of story.
277
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,643
- That's what
I'm worried about,
278
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,775
The more time I spend
with them,
279
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,385
the more I'm starting to think
280
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:04,778
that they're each
just marrying the first person
281
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,040
who was nice to them.
282
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,563
- Eh, so what?
283
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,609
You're an officiant,
not a marriage counselor.
284
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,175
- I'm not just gonna marry
two people
285
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,047
who don't know each other.
286
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,701
I took an oath
for my ordination.
287
00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:17,834
I ticked a box
and clicked next.
288
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,836
- You know, at this point,
I think
289
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,403
all we should be worried about
is keeping them
290
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,710
from having kids.
291
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:24,798
- From the bottom of my heart,
292
00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,582
thank you for your donation.
293
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,280
This toy will go to a child
who will cherish it--
294
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:32,153
- Yeah, cool,
give me the gift card.
295
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,764
- Well, probably won't end up
using that one,
296
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,679
but the gift cards
are a great idea.
297
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,421
Our customers go insane
when they hear the word "free."
298
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,423
- Yeah, don't you remember
when we gave pretzels away
299
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:42,554
for Oktoberfest?
300
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,773
They came from out of state.
301
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,166
- Uh, guys.
302
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,471
- Oh, God.
303
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,082
What do you want?
304
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,562
- Well, look, I'm sorry
about earlier.
305
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:54,088
I brought a little
peace offering for you.
306
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:57,613
- Oh, okay, well, thank you.
- Oh, oh, oh.
307
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,573
Just this one.
308
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,706
- You're donating one Army Man.
309
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,666
- Oh, sorry, is this not a toy?
It looks like a toy.
310
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,363
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
311
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,712
Plays like a toy.
312
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,322
Go ahead, give it a few "pews."
313
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:14,586
- Thank you.
314
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:18,547
Mateo, give him his gift card.
315
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,896
- That's great, thank you.
316
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:23,595
Ooh, and I will also
be donating this.
317
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,162
Gift card, please.
318
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,555
- No, you don't get a gift card
319
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,252
for every stupid
little Army Man.
320
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:30,602
- Stupid little Army Man?
321
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,735
Wow!
322
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,259
This guy does not
support our troops!
323
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:38,262
- No, no!
I support the troops.
324
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,655
Especially the American ones.
325
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,222
- Okay, sir, I'm sorry.
326
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,746
It's just one gift card
per customer.
327
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,748
- Hmm, weird, doesn't say that
on the flyer.
328
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,619
- Well, no, but that's just--
329
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,665
- Kinda sounds like you made
another mistake.
330
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,797
Between this and the emails,
I mean,
331
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,363
how did you become manager?
332
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,452
You win it in a raffle
or something?
333
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,802
- What emails?
- Nothing.
334
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,281
- She said
I could be here today
335
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,761
and then backed out of it.
- No, no.
336
00:11:58,805 --> 00:11:59,762
- You didn't.
- What?
337
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,503
- I did not.
I didn't, I--
338
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:04,680
what I said was
that the idea of him being here
339
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,465
sounded great.
340
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,685
- And that's different?
341
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,295
That's different.
342
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,775
- Look, just admit
you're bad at your job,
343
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,298
and I'll be on my merry way.
344
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,432
- [laughs]
Um, no.
345
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,564
No, I'm not gonna admit that,
346
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,697
because I didn't
do anything wrong.
347
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,787
Mateo, give him the gift card.
348
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,310
- Really?
- Um, Amy--
349
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:27,529
- It's fine,
I know what I'm doing.
350
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:34,231
- Thank you so much.
Ooh, $5 gift card.
351
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,712
Can I have my gift card,
please?
352
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,410
- Oh, thank you, wow.
Can I have a gift card, please?
353
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,282
I think I'm gonna be taking
the rest of the gift cards,
354
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,457
to be honest.
355
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,980
That's a gift card.
356
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,677
And that'll be
a gift card, there.
357
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:46,766
This'll be a gift card
for sure.
358
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:50,770
.
359
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,902
- Hi, happy holidays.
360
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,382
- Save it.
I'm not here to donate.
361
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,949
My manager informed me
that you may be in violation
362
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,385
of our solicitor guidelines.
363
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,082
- Oh, I am very familiar
with your guidelines.
364
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,562
No signage larger than 11x18.
365
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,390
I am 10 feet from the entrance.
366
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,218
And a certificate
from my organization,
367
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,873
which I've had notarized
just in case.
368
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:10,398
- Ooh, notarized.
You mind if I touch the seal?
369
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,182
- Please,
that's what it's there for.
370
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:15,490
- [whistles]
- Mm-hmm, you're telling me.
371
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,579
- Huh, okay, well,
372
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,016
you don't appear to be in
any dress code violation,
373
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,149
no gang colors,
no visible swastifications,
374
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,064
and I see you've got
multiple layers
375
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,500
in case of a temperature swing.
376
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,415
- Oh, well, yeah,
you know, St. Louis.
377
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,286
If you don't like the weather,
wait five minutes.
378
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,246
- [laughs]
379
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,422
Nice.
Wait five minutes.
380
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:37,033
Yeah, that's well put.
It's true.
381
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,208
It's a true thing.
382
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,298
You know what?
383
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,214
- Wow, thank you so much.
384
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,520
- I have really good vision.
385
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,957
I find, like, $8 a day.
It's no big deal.
386
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:51,047
Wait five minutes.
[laughs]
387
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,919
- You gave him money?
388
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,485
- He told a great joke
about the weather.
389
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:55,922
- Amy, just admit
that you're wrong
390
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,184
and then he'll leave.
- No!
391
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,925
I'm not wrong.
- Right.
392
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,623
Nobody thinks
you think you're wrong,
393
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,452
but Mateo kinda needs
this toy drive to go well.
394
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,193
- I'd donate myself, Mateo,
395
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,108
but I have my own kids
to buy toys for.
396
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,284
It's not personal.
- I didn't think it was.
397
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,634
- Okay, fine,
it's a little personal.
398
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:16,029
- What kind of organization
hires a guy like that anyway?
399
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,639
I mean, I bet this whole
Samaritans thing
400
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,423
is just a big scam.
401
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,425
- Yeah, like those charities
that send someone a cow
402
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:24,124
in a third world country
and then it just ends up taking
403
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,647
a bite out of their TV
and, like,
404
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,388
hogging the shower and stuff.
405
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:30,608
- Was that--
are you thinking of a cartoon?
406
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,045
- You know what's a scam?
407
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,873
Those hot Marines on Facebook.
408
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,353
Don't send them money
till you have the nudes.
409
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,138
- That's good advice.
410
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,922
- If folks are looking
for a good place to donate,
411
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,011
my church makes it super easy.
412
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,926
They take money straight out
of my bank account,
413
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,275
so I don't even
have to think about
414
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,668
whether I can afford
to give that month.
415
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,191
- You don't even
have to give money
416
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,366
to make a difference.
417
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,281
I donate my hair
to chemo patients.
418
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,109
- Don't you have to grow
your hair really long?
419
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,328
- No, anytime I get a trim,
420
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:55,329
I just sweep it
into an envelope
421
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,678
and mail it to the hospital.
422
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,071
- You send them tiny bits
of your hair?
423
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,463
What do they do with that?
424
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,552
- Whatever they want, Amy.
It's their hair now.
425
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,685
- Aww.
- We're getting off-track.
426
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,514
The point is
that this guy is a jerk,
427
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,298
and we need to take him down.
428
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,039
- Uh-huh, yeah, and this is all
429
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,172
still about Mateo
and the kids, right?
430
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,304
- Yes, of course!
431
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,132
Kids love revenge!
432
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,525
[hip-hop music playing]
433
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,918
- ♪ They say I walk
like a king ♪
434
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,006
♪ Talk like a king
435
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,007
♪
436
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,573
- Can you hear that?
437
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,010
I can turn it up.
438
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,012
- Help the poor!
439
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,578
Do good, feel good!
440
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,667
♪
441
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,366
- Sorry!
This is where we're storing
442
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,063
our fertilizer today.
443
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,544
♪
444
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:37,588
- What is this
you're sprinkling?
445
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:38,938
- Don't worry about it.
446
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,200
♪
447
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,942
- What?
So now I killed a lion?
448
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,682
- Oh, no,
this is completely unrelated.
449
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:47,598
♪
450
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,513
- Hi.
Do good, feel good.
451
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,037
- ♪ My legacy, like royalty
452
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,516
- Guys,
you're freaking everybody out.
453
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,214
Hey, what's--what--
454
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,390
- ♪ Look at me now,
count me down ♪
455
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,044
- Sorry, this is
where we're storing
456
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,349
our carts today.
457
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,351
♪
458
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,398
- ♪ Make way for the king
459
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,574
- So I just got off
the phone with Colleen.
460
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,489
The friendly non-ghost,
and guess what?
461
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,317
She never even got my texts
because her phone
462
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,101
was in her car
and her car got towed.
463
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,581
- Oh.
464
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,061
- And when she finally
got her phone back,
465
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,105
it didn't work
'cause it had overheated.
466
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,585
- Oh, that sucks.
467
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,543
- No, no, it's true
because of the windows.
468
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,154
Like the greenhouse effect?
469
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,503
Oh, okay, so now
you're saying Colleen
470
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,026
made up the greenhouse effect?
471
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,375
Uh, hello, climatologists?
472
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,637
My coworker thinks
my girlfriend
473
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,117
made up
the greenhouse effect.
474
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,597
What's that?
It's established science?
475
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,730
Oh, okay.
Turns out, it's science, so...
476
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,689
- Cool.
- No, don't use that tone.
477
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:37,039
It's true, okay?
We're good.
478
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,693
She just has to go out of town
for a minute
479
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,347
because her dad's in a play,
480
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,131
but she's gonna reach out
as soon as she gets back.
481
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,264
- Great, that's awesome.
482
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,527
- Stop it, I can tell
you don't believe it.
483
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,094
- Why wouldn't I believe it?
484
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,617
- 'Cause it's
highly improbable!
485
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,142
- So I got us a little privacy.
486
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,014
Okay, Sandra, I want you
487
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,146
to take a good,
long look at Jerry,
488
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,279
then close your eyes
489
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,107
and imagine he's dead.
490
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,456
- Aww.
491
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,718
- I'm okay, Sandra.
- No, you're not.
492
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,676
You're dead.
493
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,070
Now, imagine
that you're talking to someone
494
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,115
who never met Jerry.
495
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,551
How would you describe him?
496
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,640
- Um, he was--
497
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,555
- And you can't say nice.
498
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,600
- Asian American?
499
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,428
- Is this still going on?
500
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,256
It is not that hard.
501
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,562
What do you like most
about Jerry?
502
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:22,606
- I mean--
- Come on, out with it.
503
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,825
- I--
- Let's go, now!
504
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,740
Now, yes, words!
Now, speak, go!
505
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,611
- I really enjoy Jerry's body.
506
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:33,095
And how it responds
to my touch.
507
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,749
- Okay.
Now we're getting somewhere.
508
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,230
Glenn, take this down.
Sandra, keep going.
509
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,275
Jesus, do I have to
do everything?
510
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,234
[door slams]
511
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,670
- Okay, I don't think that's--
512
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:45,499
- He just really knows
where to kiss soft
513
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,154
and where to kiss hard.
514
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,112
- I had a great teacher.
515
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,853
- Dina!
516
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,335
- It is my honor to provide
these toys to your tots
517
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:58,512
on behalf of myself
and my love of country.
518
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,514
When I first came
to America, I...
519
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:01,863
[phone rings, vibrates]
520
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,169
Forgot to silence my phone.
521
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,518
[sighs]
522
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,650
We should just take it
from the top.
523
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,478
Amy, how's my hair?
- I'm not brushing it again.
524
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,871
- Sorry, I should
really get going.
525
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,351
- It's fine,
I'll just piece together
526
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,700
something from
what we already have.
527
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,441
For me, editing
is the final stage
528
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:16,138
of the writing process.
529
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,792
- Thanks again.
530
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,533
You're gonna make
a lot of kids very happy.
531
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,230
- My pleasure.
532
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,193
- God, I'd love to see
the look on "Kyle's" face
533
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,195
as all these toys
wheel past him.
534
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,805
- I know we don't like the guy,
but his name
535
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,720
probably is Kyle, right?
536
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,461
- Whose side are you on?
537
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:38,508
- Guys, uh, so that was
someone from Happy Tots
538
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,119
saying they're gonna be late.
539
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,644
[punchy percussive music]
540
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,863
- 'Tis the season, dicks.
541
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:50,868
.
542
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,175
- What the hell?
You're stealing our toys?
543
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,350
- Technically,
you donated them to me.
544
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,395
- Well, technically,
you can suck it!
545
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,223
- Nope, leave it, no!
546
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,834
Stop.
- No, okay, this is mine now.
547
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,314
- [grunts]
- Hey.
548
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,185
[punchy percussive music]
549
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,231
Stop stealing from our charity,
crazy people.
550
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,971
- Jonah, why are you
filming this?
551
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,060
- It's really hard not to.
[engine turns over]
552
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,454
- Ah!
- Go, go, go.
553
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,369
- Over my dead body!
554
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,979
Amy, get in front.
555
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,459
Amy, you are blowing this!
556
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,331
♪
557
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,898
- Samaritans rule!
[laughs]
558
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,378
[tires screech]
559
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,035
- Hey, I downloaded this app
that predicts
560
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,732
what you and Colleen's babies
would look like.
561
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,169
Beautiful.
562
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,735
You gotta show her these
before you dump her.
563
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,911
- Yeah, those babies
look great.
564
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,043
- Yeah.
565
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,437
- Uh, you know, actually,
566
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,221
Colleen and I
aren't a thing anymore.
567
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,180
- What?
- Yeah.
568
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,182
- Well, I told you to tell me
before you broke up with her.
569
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,446
- I know, but, um,
I wanted to surprise you.
570
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:49,231
- Well, tell me everything,
how did she take it?
571
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:52,016
- Bad.
I mean, real, real bad.
572
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,888
She was--she was a mess.
573
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,237
- [laughs]
I bet.
574
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,804
Oh, she's probably doing
that pathetic
575
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,545
look-how-great-I'm-doing
stuff on Instagram.
576
00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,981
- Mm-hmm, yep.
577
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,939
- [laughs]
There it is.
578
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,811
Look at this
totally fake picture
579
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,987
of her and some hot guy
at a concert.
580
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,250
- Yeah, so fake.
581
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,904
- Ugh, nobody's buying it,
Colleen.
582
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,862
You look way too happy.
583
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,822
[laughs]
- Yeah, I saw that.
584
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,476
- But since we didn't have
a full-length mirror,
585
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,566
we just watched ourselves
in a big sheet of tinfoil.
586
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,785
- I felt like a movie star.
587
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:24,919
- Okay, again,
could we talk about things
588
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,834
outside the bedroom?
589
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:30,316
- Um, well, I like when Jerry
cooks me my favorite meal.
590
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,491
- Noodles.
591
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,234
- Well, that's nice.
592
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,148
- And he does the dishes.
593
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,934
Once I walked up behind him,
and I said,
594
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,328
"I think there's one dish
you're forgetting,
595
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,939
and it's very dirty."
596
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:45,809
[Sandra and Jerry giggling]
597
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,423
- So this is the best
you could do?
598
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,294
- Well, I mean,
it does kinda look like
599
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,122
you're throwing the toys
onto the truck.
600
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,341
- This sucks.
601
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,864
Can't we just use
the video of me
602
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,300
donating to that guy
when I thought
603
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,954
he was with Happy Tots?
604
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,304
- You know, technically,
we did collect toys
605
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,306
that went to charity, right?
606
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,569
I mean, who cares if it's
Happy Tots or Samaritans?
607
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:09,311
- I mean, I care, because
the Samaritans are trash, but--
608
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,443
[phone rings, buzzes]
609
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,575
I guess trash kids
need toys too.
610
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:15,186
- Weird, Garrett wants
to hang out tonight,
611
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,145
because he doesn't feel
like being alone.
612
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,973
- [chuckles]
He's just messing with you.
613
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,148
Ignore him.
614
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,932
[bouncy instrumental music]
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