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[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
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- Gettin' back on the dating
horse tonight, Theodore.
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- You look great, dad.
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- Thanks, Son.
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- You, ah, sure you
wanna wear that, though?
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[FRANK SIGHING]
[ATMOSPHERIC PIANO MUSIC]
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- [FRANK] Yeah, probably not.
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Force of habit.
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- Why don't you ever go back?
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[BADGE CLINKS ON DRESSER]
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- Maybe,
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one day.
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[FRANK SIGHING]
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Well, hey, help me
finish getting ready.
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Where's my tie?
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[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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Her name's Eleanor.
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I should have known.
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- It's nice to meet you, Frank.
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- Dad, doesn't the guy
usually pick up the girl?
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- [CHUCKLING] Welcome to
the 21st Century, Son.
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Go finish your homework.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Ah, alright, Betsy.
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[KEYS JANGLING]
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Make sure Theo
finishes his homework.
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[BETSY CHUCKLES]
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No junk food and in
bed by 8:30, okay?
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- Yes, Mr. Roosevelt.
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Will you be late?
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- Ah, no, not too late.
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10? Well, it has been awhile.
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Maybe like 10:15ish?
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[SIGHING] Hey, buddy, come here.
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Give me hug.
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Hey, hey, hey, make sure
you listen to Betsy, okay?
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Stay out of trouble, alright?
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- Gotcha, Dad.
[FRANK CLICKING CHEEK]
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[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[FRANK COUGHING]
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- Oh.
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Oh, God.
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[FRANK GASPING]
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[FRANK SIGHING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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- [BETSY] Goodnight, punk.
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- [THEODORE] Goodnight, Betsy.
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Oh, wait.
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- Yeah?
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- Could you leave the
door open a crack?
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- Sure.
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- [THEODORE] Thanks.
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Betsy?
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- Mm-hmm?
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- Could you leave the light
on in my dad's room, too?
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- Aren't you a little
old for a nightlight?
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- I don't know.
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I've been hearing noises lately.
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- Noises?
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Like what?
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- [THEODORE] I don't know,
like breathing in the walls.
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- Oh, that's just the
deformed guy in a hockey mask
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with a chainsaw under your bed.
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- What?
[BETSY LAUGHING]
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- Relax, I'm just kidding.
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- That's some messed
up crap, Betsy.
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- I know, I couldn't resist.
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You need new panties?
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- Give a kid a break.
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And yeah,
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I do.
[BETSY GIGGLING]
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- Look, it's probably
just the wind.
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Older house.
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- It doesn't sound
like the wind.
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- Okay, you got it.
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- Thanks.
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Goodnight, hosebag.
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- Night, puke.
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[JARRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[JARRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[BETSY GASPING]
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[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[CLOCK TICKING]
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[FLOOR CREAKING]
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[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[CLOCK TICKING]
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[WALL CREAKING]
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[BETSY SIGHING]
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Wow, one little kid
spook you much, Betsy?
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- [WOMAN ON TV] My
God, what the fuck?
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- [MAN ON TV] Alright,
you guys ready?
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Just zooming out.
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- [WOMAN ON TV] This is
so fucked up, Freddy.
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- [MAN ON TV] Shut up, or
I'm gonna get you next.
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[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[CLOCK TICKING]
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[BOOK SLAMMING ON TABLE]
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- Oh.
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[BETSY SIGHING]
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[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[URINE TRICKLING]
[BETSY FARTING]
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[THEODORE SNORING]
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Damn period gas.
[URINE TRICKLING]
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[BETSY FARTING]
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[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[URINE TRICKLING]
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[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[SHARK CHOMPING FLESH]
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[SHARK CHOMPING FLESH]
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[BOOK BANGING ON FLOOR]
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[CAR ENGINE WHIRRING]
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- [ELEANOR] Thanks, Frank.
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Your tongue was legendary.
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[FRANK HEAVING]
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[FRANK COUGHING]
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[FRANK HEAVING]
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[FRANK COUGHING]
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- Oh,
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God.
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[CAR HORN BEEPING]
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[FRANK HEAVING]
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Fuck.
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[SLIME SQUISHING]
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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC FROM TV]
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Ah, stiff arms.
[SLIME SQUISHING]
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Glue.
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♪ Now I think I see the light ♪
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♪ I think I see the light
Hello?
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♪ I think I see the light ♪
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Betsy, I'm home.
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- Dad?
[JARRING DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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- [SIGHING] Theo.
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What are you still doing up?
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- I heard a noise.
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[BETSY SCREAMING]
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Dad?
- Stay right there.
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[BETTY GURGLING BLOOD]
[BETTY GASPING]
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[BETTY SCREAMING]
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[BETTY YELPING]
[SHARK RIPPING FLESH]
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[BONES CRACKING]
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[BLOOD SPURTING]
[BONES CRACKING]
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[BETSY YELPING]
[BLOOD SPURTING]
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[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[FRANK GASPING]
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[FRANK HEAVING]
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[GASPING] No.
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No.
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No. [GASPING]
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No.
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[FRANK GASPING]
[FRANK SOBBING]
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- Dad?
[FRANK SCREAMING]
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What happened?
[FRANK GRUNTING]
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Where's Betsy, I.
[FRANK SOBBING]
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Dad, what happened, and
[FRANK WHIMPERING]
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why does your face smell
like an old tire, I?
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[TOILET CLATTERING]
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[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[BLOOD TRICKLING]
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[TOILET CLATTERING]
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[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[BLOOD SPURTING]
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[BLOOD SPRAYING]
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[FRANK GASPING]
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- No.
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[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[GEORGE SIGHING]
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[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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[wind rustling leaves
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[FRANK GROANING]
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[FRANK SIGHING]
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[WATER FLOWING]
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[WATER SPLASHING]
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[FORK CLACKING ON POT]
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[ATMOSPHERIC PIANO MUSIC]
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[BEANS SIZZLING]
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[BEANS SIZZLING]
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[FRANK SIGHING]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[FRANK SIGHING]
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[FRANK SIGHING]
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What the hell, kid?
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Can't you see I'm going
through hell here?
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- Dad, relax, take a chill pill.
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- [SIGHING] I'm sorry, Son.
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I'm just really going
through hell right now.
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You didn't eat your beans.
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- Beans for breakfast,
lunch and dinner
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isn't going to cut it.
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[FRANK SIGHING]
I'm sorry,
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I'll got eat with
Mom, or something.
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- [SIGHING] I'm sorry, money's
just really tight right now.
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- It's okay.
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- Hey, why don't you watch
your Pewbuscus and Toby pie
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that you like so much?
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- You're a dork, Dad.
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[KNOCKING ON FENCE]
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[FRANK SIGHING]
- Hey there, little man.
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- [THEODORE] Hey.
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- Hey, buddy, come
give me a hug.
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- Go wait in the
car for me, Theo.
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- You gonna cut
his balls off, Mom?
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- Honey, watch your
mouth, of course not.
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- Yeah, she is.
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- [LADY BIRD] Frank,
we need to talk.
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- [FRANK] About what this time?
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- [LADY BIRD] Ah,
the same old thing.
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Our son cannot be living
in a tent in the backyard.
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- [FRANK] And why not?
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- [LADY BIRD] Really?
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Winter's coming, what
are you going to do then?
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- [FRANK] I don't know,
I'll build an igloo.
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- [LADY BIRD] An igloo?
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Really, Frank?
- Yeah, why not?
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Igloos are warm.
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I mean, if they're good enough
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for the Chinese,
[LADY BIRD SIGHING]
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they're good enough for me.
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- Either get him
back in a real house,
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or I'm going to sue
you for full custody.
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[FRANK CRYING]
[LADY BIRD SIGHING]
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Why don't you sell the house?
[FRANK SOBBING]
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And get a new place?
[FRANK SOBBING]
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- [CRYING] I can't sell it.
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- That's because you
won't let anyone inside.
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- No, you don't understand.
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No one understands.
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It's not safe in there.
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I wanna demolish that house.
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I wanna burn it to ashes.
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And then I wanna
burn those ashes.
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And then I wanna put
those ashes in a canister,
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and shoot 'em towards the sun.
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Then I wanna take a nuclear
bomb and shoot it at the sun...
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- I get the point, Frank.
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[FRANK GRUNTING]
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- You didn't see what
I saw, Lady Bird.
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- What, that there's some
sort of monster in there?
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The police searched
the place, it's empty.
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There's no monster,
there never was.
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Freak plumbing
accident, that's all.
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- There is a monster.
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I saw it.
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And it's still in
there, I can feel it.
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It's looking at me.
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Undressing me with its eyes.
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Violating my every orifice
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with its sick, twisted,
perverted mind.
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It's gotta penis, but tits, too,
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like some sort of shemale.
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And it tricks you, makes
you think it's a woman,
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00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,880
until you're at
home alone with it.
255
00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:17,570
All naked and horned
up and you think,
256
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,200
hey, why let my first real
boner in months go to waste?
257
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,650
- Frank?
258
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:25,340
[FRANK SIGHING]
259
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,930
- Believe me.
260
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:30,590
It's still in
there, just waiting.
261
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,970
Waiting for the
chance to kill again.
262
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,040
- You need help, Frank.
263
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,580
Serious psychiatric help.
264
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,250
Why don't you back to the force,
265
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,910
and get your old job back?
266
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:45,530
Make some money, rent a
decent place at least.
267
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,570
- I can't go back.
268
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,590
Not now.
269
00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:50,660
It's too hard.
270
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,950
- What happened
to you out there?
271
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:54,980
- They pushed me.
272
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,020
They pushed me too
far, Lady Bird.
273
00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:02,890
- Well, that shouldn't
effect our son's life.
274
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,860
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
275
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,470
Straighten up, Frank.
276
00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:10,650
Or you're going to
lose him. [SIGHING]
277
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,950
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
278
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,370
[PHONE RINGING]
279
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,100
- He won't let us in the
house to show anyone.
280
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:40,070
- [RONALD] He knows the bank
is ready to foreclose on it?
281
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:42,040
- Yes, of course.
282
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,590
He doesn't care.
283
00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,730
- [RONALD] You have
the key, correct?
284
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,940
- Yes.
285
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,690
- [RONALD] Then
schedule a showing.
286
00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:51,600
- Without his permission, sir?
287
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:54,080
- [RONALD] If the bank takes
the house, we get nothing.
288
00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:56,080
We need it [HAND BANGING ON DESK] sold.
289
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,220
- I don't know.
290
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,080
- Are you a killer, George?
291
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,340
- [GEORGE] Sir?
292
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,200
- It's a simple question.
293
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,070
Are
294
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:10,890
you
295
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,380
a killer?
296
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:17,140
- Ah, I just wanna do a
good job, Mr. Reagan, sir.
297
00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:20,620
[RONALD CLEARING THROAT]
298
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:24,560
- Do you know the history
of this company, George?
299
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,900
- Um, bits and pieces, sir.
300
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,010
- Well let me
enlighten you, son.
301
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,230
My great grandfather
came here from Italy,
302
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,700
God rest his soul.
303
00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:38,890
And he came here with one goal,
304
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,850
to dominate the
real estate industry
305
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,790
in The United States.
306
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,790
We've done just that.
307
00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:46,960
Well beyond his wildest dreams.
308
00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:50,900
We are the most powerful
agency in the world,
309
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,490
and we didn't get there
having banks foreclose
310
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,210
on our properties.
311
00:18:55,240 --> 00:19:00,010
We have a 97 and
3/4% closing ratio.
312
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,490
- Yes, of course.
313
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:06,770
Everyone knows that Reagan
Realty is the cream of the crop.
314
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:10,230
- And do you know what
happened to the agents
315
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,150
of the remaining 2
and a 1/4%, George?
316
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,130
- Uh,
317
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,580
no sir.
318
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,000
- Well let's just say
neither do their families.
319
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:22,380
[HAND WHACKS AGAINST FACE]
[GEORGE GRUNTING]
320
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,550
[GEORGE WHIMPERING]
321
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,040
Sell the house, George,
322
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,900
or you'll find out
exactly what happened
323
00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:29,630
to the other 2 and a 1/4%..
324
00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:32,560
- Yeah, yes, sir. [GASPING]
325
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:34,220
- Good, George.
326
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,970
Get your sweet ass outta here.
327
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,810
- Yes, sir.
328
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:41,880
Thank you, sir.
329
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,020
Thank you.
330
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,040
Thank you.
331
00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:53,790
[INTERCOM BUTTON CLICKING]
332
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:54,720
- Nancy?
333
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,270
- [NANCY] Yes, Mr. Reagan?
334
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,450
- Cancel the light
repairman today.
335
00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:00,100
- [NANCY] Yes, sir.
336
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:05,110
[MR. REAGAN LAUGHING]
337
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:08,280
[MR. REAGAN LAUGHING]
338
00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:13,520
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
339
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,890
[BOOKS CLATTERING ON FLOOR]
340
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:51,630
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
341
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:02,360
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
342
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:11,130
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
343
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,870
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
344
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:42,610
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
345
00:21:57,830 --> 00:22:00,020
- We do floors...
- Hey.
346
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,120
What's going on here?
347
00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,400
Who said you could
show the house?
348
00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:05,650
- Excuse me a moment.
349
00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:07,230
Ah, please look around.
350
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,160
Um, just a local drunk.
351
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,260
Look,
352
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:13,650
we need to let people
see the inside of house
353
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,170
if we're going to sell it.
354
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,450
- [FRANK] I don't wanna
sell it, I wanna burn it.
355
00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:19,800
- No.
[DOOR CLACKING]
356
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:21,320
Why don't you guys
check upstairs?
357
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,590
Ah, there's five bedrooms.
358
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:25,320
Great for a couple
looking to start a family.
359
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:26,770
- [FRANK] No, no.
360
00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:29,290
No, don't, don't go up there.
361
00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:30,220
Don't, don't.
362
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:33,570
[GASPING] You'll die up there.
363
00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:34,880
[FRANK GRUNTING]
364
00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:35,920
- Look, Frank.
365
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,570
Don't be ridiculous here.
366
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,090
There's nothing wrong
with this house.
367
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,580
- No, there is.
368
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,580
And I think I know what it is.
369
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,860
- [GEORGE] What's this?
370
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,480
- This is something I
found at the library.
371
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,580
A similar case except for worse.
372
00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:50,240
A Parade of Houses.
373
00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:52,970
Couples ripped to pieces.
374
00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:55,450
The real estate agent said
it was something called
375
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,590
a house shark.
376
00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,650
- [CHUCKLING] A house shark?
377
00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:00,530
Is this a joke, Frank?
378
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:02,120
- No, listen to me.
379
00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:03,940
It's real, these things exist.
380
00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:06,870
[CHECKERS PANTING]
381
00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:09,740
- Checkers.
382
00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:12,130
- [JOHN] Huh, let her
go, she'll be fine.
383
00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:14,230
- I even found info
on a scientist.
384
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:17,090
He claims to be the world's
only house shark expert.
385
00:23:18,290 --> 00:23:19,620
- I've never heard
of a house shark.
386
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,480
[FRANK SIGHING]
It sounds ridiculous.
387
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,950
- Look, George,
388
00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:25,230
you didn't see what I saw.
389
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,890
I mean, that poor girl.
390
00:23:29,370 --> 00:23:31,390
Something attacked her in the
plumbing right in front of me,
391
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,040
and then I saw
something, something,
392
00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:35,490
something like a fin.
393
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,530
- I guess it's a bit
of a fixer upper, but
394
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,700
I totally
395
00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:40,670
love it.
396
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,600
- [JOHN] Me too.
397
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:44,920
- So, we're gonna make an offer?
398
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:46,120
- [JOHN] You bet, Dolly.
399
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:48,710
- Yeah, I read
the police report.
400
00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:50,410
They looked.
401
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,710
They didn't find anything.
402
00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:55,650
[SIGHING] It was some kinda
freak suction built up
403
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,960
in the pipes from
the waste station.
404
00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:59,480
- But what did the
coroner say, huh?
405
00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:00,420
What did he say, George?
406
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,660
What did he write at first?
407
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,000
He said it looked
like a shark attack.
408
00:24:04,030 --> 00:24:04,970
- Um,
409
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,520
no,
410
00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:07,690
he never said that.
411
00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:12,840
- Well, I, well, I mean,
I'm sure he thought it.
412
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,020
- First place I'm wanna
make mad monkey love to you,
413
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,330
is right here in
this living room.
414
00:24:17,350 --> 00:24:18,560
- [DOLLY] Oh, yeah, John?
415
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,440
- Give me that stink, baby.
416
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,680
[DOLLY GIGGLING]
417
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,160
- [DOLLY] John, don't.
418
00:24:25,190 --> 00:24:27,990
And where's Checkers?
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
419
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,440
Checkers?
420
00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:32,310
- Hey, look, Frank.
[FRANK SIGHING]
421
00:24:32,330 --> 00:24:33,750
If you don't sell this house,
422
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,110
the bank will take it.
423
00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:37,420
- I'll blow it up first.
424
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,560
- No, you won't.
425
00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:39,630
We're going to sell this house.
426
00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:41,130
- My balls you are.
427
00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:46,670
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
428
00:24:46,690 --> 00:24:50,390
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
429
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,160
- Wait.
430
00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:54,880
Did you hear something, John?
431
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,230
- [JOHN] Uh, it's probably
just the dog, baby.
432
00:24:57,250 --> 00:25:00,840
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
433
00:25:08,650 --> 00:25:09,790
- John, stop.
434
00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:10,970
I don't want anyone catching us
435
00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,870
with your fingers up my butt.
436
00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:16,550
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
437
00:25:19,930 --> 00:25:21,770
[CLOTHES RUSTLING]
438
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,450
- [GEORGE] Wait, what was that?
439
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:28,250
[JOHN SCREAMING]
440
00:25:29,150 --> 00:25:30,150
- Shark.
441
00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:32,400
House shark.
442
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:35,980
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
443
00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:40,570
[BLOOD SPURTING]
444
00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:48,130
[SHARK CRUNCHING BONES]
[BLOOD SPURTING]
445
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,210
- Do you wanna see my gun?
446
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,080
Look at that, real
life police gun.
447
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,800
Here, hold it, there.
448
00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:55,760
You're just like a cop.
449
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,090
[FRANK SIGHING]
- Frank?
450
00:25:59,110 --> 00:25:59,910
- Lady Bird?
451
00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:01,400
- What happened?
452
00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:03,850
- This couple was attacked.
453
00:26:03,870 --> 00:26:05,890
Attacked by some sort of
monster hiding in the house.
454
00:26:05,910 --> 00:26:06,910
- Oh, my...
455
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,410
You were right, Frank.
456
00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:13,240
Oh, you were right all along.
457
00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:14,260
- Yeah.
458
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,590
Listen, can you watch Theo
for the next few days?
459
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:18,970
Just until I can
sort his all out.
460
00:26:18,990 --> 00:26:22,100
- Yes, of course. [SIGHING]
461
00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:25,410
Take care of this, Frank.
462
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,910
- I, I will, Lady Bird.
463
00:26:27,930 --> 00:26:30,930
[LADY BIRD SIGHING]
464
00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:37,390
[HEELS CLICKING ON FLOOR]
465
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,620
[FRANK SIGHING]
466
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,860
- If the monster
comes 'round here,
467
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,550
I'll come after
him with a stick.
468
00:26:50,570 --> 00:26:52,310
- George?
[GEORGE WHIMPERING]
469
00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:53,330
George?
470
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:02,390
George, George, look.
471
00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:04,670
Look, I'm gonna call this guy.
472
00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:07,740
This, ah, this,
this Zachary guy.
473
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,260
Get him out here and see
what he knows, I mean...
474
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,490
- Frank, did you know I had
three families scheduled today?
475
00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:15,470
- It doesn't matter now, George.
476
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,060
- One of them hand kids.
477
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,080
Kids, Frank.
478
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,200
[FRANK SIGHING]
And these weren't just
479
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:21,410
some ugly kids.
480
00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:23,000
I saw pictures.
481
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,690
They were adorable.
482
00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:28,110
Like, Emmanuel Lewis
on Webster adorable.
483
00:27:28,130 --> 00:27:32,660
- Look, we're going to make
things alright, George, okay?
484
00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:34,970
Just no more showings, agreed?
485
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
- Yes.
486
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,150
Yes, of course.
487
00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:39,360
- Okay.
488
00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:41,830
Look, I'm gonna get
this scientist out here.
489
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,010
- Yes, you do what you have to.
490
00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:48,500
[SIGHING] I'm gonna
go meet with my boss.
491
00:27:48,530 --> 00:27:49,440
- Okay,
492
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:50,460
good.
493
00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:52,850
Hey, I'll be in touch.
494
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,500
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
495
00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,820
- [POLICE OFFICER]
We lost my gun.
496
00:28:09,930 --> 00:28:11,700
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
497
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,150
[RAIN PATTERING]
498
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:17,260
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
499
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,940
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
500
00:28:22,490 --> 00:28:27,500
[RAIN PATTERING]
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
501
00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:45,450
- Get me, Zachary Taylor.
502
00:28:57,810 --> 00:29:00,230
[CUSTOMERS CHATTERING]
503
00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:04,100
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
504
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,130
[HEELS CLICKING ON FLOOR]
[CUSTOMERS CHATTERING]
505
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,320
[ABRAHAM SPITTING COFFEE]
506
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,130
[ABRAHAM GROWLING]
507
00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:38,270
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
- House shark?
508
00:29:38,290 --> 00:29:40,310
- I, I wouldn't have believe it,
509
00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:42,230
if I hadn't seen it for myself.
510
00:29:44,710 --> 00:29:46,110
- Fortunately for you, George,
511
00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:48,040
I have a plan for this.
512
00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:49,490
- Sir?
513
00:29:49,510 --> 00:29:53,080
- I'm putting my top home
inspector on it, Darth Squanto.
514
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,280
He can handle it.
515
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,040
[GEORGE WHIMPERING]
516
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,710
[GATE CLACKING]
517
00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:12,480
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
518
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,000
- [GEORGE] Frank?
519
00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,510
- George.
520
00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:19,000
Look, I found the scientist
from the Homeographic Institute.
521
00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:20,090
He's on his way.
522
00:30:21,270 --> 00:30:23,000
- We've come up
with another plan.
523
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,420
- What?
524
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,080
Look, I thought
we agreed we would
525
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,860
wait for the expert to arrive?
526
00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:30,810
- My boss brought
in his own expert.
527
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:31,830
Meet Darth Squanto.
528
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,780
- There's no one with you.
529
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,080
- [DARTH SQUANTO] Greetings.
530
00:30:42,430 --> 00:30:43,700
- A Native American?
531
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,820
What can you do?
532
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,440
- Don't underestimate my powers.
533
00:30:48,470 --> 00:30:49,480
[HAND WHACKING AGAINST FACE]
534
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:54,270
[SWING RATTLING]
[FRANK GASPING]
535
00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:58,830
[INVISIBLE FORCE WHOOSHING]
536
00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:03,790
[BODY THUDDING ON GROUND]
[FRANK GRUNTING]
537
00:31:05,590 --> 00:31:10,590
[INVISIBLE FORCE DRONING]
[FRANK CHOKING]
538
00:31:12,590 --> 00:31:14,120
- Squanto, enough.
539
00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:15,400
Release him.
540
00:31:15,430 --> 00:31:16,570
- As you wish.
541
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,270
[FRANK COUGHING]
542
00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:21,270
[FRANK GASPING]
543
00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:22,680
- Sorry.
[FRANK GASPING]
544
00:31:22,710 --> 00:31:24,860
His people are sensitive people.
545
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,890
- [GASPING] I just don't
understand the connection.
546
00:31:30,130 --> 00:31:32,070
Native Americans,
547
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,560
sharks?
548
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:36,460
- My people were great
hunters of sharks.
549
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,010
- How so?
550
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:39,900
- Once the shark
walked the land.
551
00:31:40,970 --> 00:31:42,180
Much like the buffalo.
552
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,540
We hunted their herds,
wore their skins.
553
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,190
Ate their flesh.
554
00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:52,270
And gave humble praise
to their spirit.
555
00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:54,790
But like the dolphin before him,
556
00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:59,380
the shark one day
discovered the vast oceans.
557
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,200
There they found they were the
top of nature's food chain.
558
00:32:03,610 --> 00:32:07,240
Even man was prey to this mighty
creature within its depths.
559
00:32:08,310 --> 00:32:09,310
And so,
560
00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:11,860
they stayed.
561
00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:14,380
Most of them.
562
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,740
- Do you think you can take it?
563
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,700
- I am most certain of it.
564
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,050
- Let's kill us some
mothertruckin' house shark.
565
00:32:26,950 --> 00:32:30,640
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
566
00:32:37,610 --> 00:32:40,730
[AX CLINKING]
567
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,480
[ARROWS SCRAPING]
568
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,070
- Are you Frank?
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
569
00:33:10,090 --> 00:33:12,480
- Yeah, who the hell are you?
570
00:33:12,510 --> 00:33:15,940
[FOOT THUDDING AGAINST GROIN]
[FRANK GRUNTING]
571
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,100
- John and Dolly are my parents.
572
00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:21,250
- I thought they
didn't have any kids?
573
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,380
- They don't, they
were going to adopt me.
574
00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:27,050
- Let's see how this plays out.
575
00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:28,570
- I heard there was a
shark attack in this house,
576
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,920
and you did nothing, Frank.
577
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:32,430
Nothing.
578
00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:35,270
And now it's back to the high
kill adoption shelter for me.
579
00:33:35,290 --> 00:33:36,340
You dick.
580
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,150
- [GASPING] I'm sorry.
581
00:33:39,430 --> 00:33:40,480
[FOOT THUDDING AGAINST FACE]
[FRANK GRUNTING]
582
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,160
[FRANK GASPING]
583
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,490
- I'm sorry, Frank.
584
00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:50,760
She's wrong.
585
00:33:50,790 --> 00:33:52,870
- Of course she's
wrong, you idiot.
586
00:33:52,890 --> 00:33:54,870
I did everything that I could.
587
00:33:54,890 --> 00:33:57,430
- Well, I wouldn't say
you did everything.
588
00:33:57,450 --> 00:33:58,290
- Oh,
589
00:33:58,310 --> 00:33:59,310
the fuck.
590
00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,460
Yeah, I did.
591
00:34:01,490 --> 00:34:02,490
- Enough.
592
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,980
It is time we faced this fish.
593
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,840
Mammal.
594
00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:14,990
Aquatic
595
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,020
Devil.
596
00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:18,790
- [FRANK] Yeah, you think?
597
00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:20,540
- [DARTH SQUANTO] Mm.
598
00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:24,380
- Jeez.
599
00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:26,830
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
600
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:28,340
More of an asshat.
601
00:34:33,210 --> 00:34:34,240
- [GEORGE] Good luck.
602
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,100
- Do not fear.
603
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,270
For soon your home shall
will be rid of this demon.
604
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,510
- Thank you.
605
00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:56,210
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
606
00:34:56,230 --> 00:35:00,110
[BLOOD SPURTING]
[FRANK GASPING]
607
00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:02,900
[BONES CRUNCHING]
[BLOOD SPURTING]
608
00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:05,150
[HAND PLOPPING ON STAIRS]
609
00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:08,570
[DARTH SQUANTO GROANING]
610
00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:13,590
[DOOR SLAMMING CLOSED]
[GEORGE CRYING]
611
00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:27,060
[RONALD SIGHING]
- Hello, Ronald.
612
00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:29,780
- Who's here?
613
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,520
- It's been a long time.
614
00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:34,450
- Who is that?
615
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,960
Come out where I can see you.
616
00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:38,220
- I'm over here.
617
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,670
- Where? Where are you?
618
00:35:39,690 --> 00:35:43,560
Come out, stop tormenting
a helpless old man.
619
00:35:46,070 --> 00:35:47,780
Abraham.
620
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,870
- That's me, bitch.
621
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,200
- Finally crawled
out of that ditch
622
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,440
of vaginas and vodka
you've been living in
623
00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:57,850
on the edge of town, huh?
624
00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:01,310
You haven't darkened
these walls since...
625
00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:03,340
- Yeah, I know.
626
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:06,070
- Why am I not
surprised to see you?
627
00:36:06,090 --> 00:36:09,970
- The smell of freshly soiled
Depends tells me otherwise.
628
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,940
- You're still the
wise ass, I see.
629
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,100
- You knew I'd come.
630
00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:17,450
I'll catch this nugget for you.
631
00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:20,110
But it ain't gonna be easy.
632
00:36:21,970 --> 00:36:23,940
It's a bad fish there,
633
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,090
mammal, sharky thing
634
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,440
It's not like selling a
house down in the valley
635
00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,190
to a couple of
hippies and yuppies.
636
00:36:32,430 --> 00:36:33,680
No.
637
00:36:33,710 --> 00:36:35,430
This beast'll swallow you whole.
638
00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,820
A little shakin'.
639
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,320
A lot of tenderizin'.
640
00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:44,480
A little batterin'.
641
00:36:45,650 --> 00:36:47,940
Maybe he wraps you up in
some rice and seaweed,
642
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,240
and eats you raw.
643
00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:52,700
I don't know.
644
00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:53,730
Then down you go.
645
00:36:55,010 --> 00:36:59,190
We gotta act quick if we
wanna bring your sales back.
646
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:00,470
You need me.
647
00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:04,230
I'm the only salty dog
that can handle this.
648
00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:05,270
- Yeah,
649
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,290
maybe.
650
00:37:07,190 --> 00:37:08,670
How are your stitches holding?
651
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,550
- Oh, they need tightening.
652
00:37:12,580 --> 00:37:13,970
- I see.
653
00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:15,090
You've gotten fat.
654
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,180
- It's water weight, now
what do you say, am I in?
655
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,590
- I'm not sure you're
up to the task.
656
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:24,320
If, water weight my ass.
657
00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:26,120
- That's muscle, trust me.
658
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:28,080
Now I won't take
no for an answer.
659
00:37:28,110 --> 00:37:29,570
- I don't know.
660
00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:32,300
And man boobs aren't muscles.
661
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,640
- I want in.
- No.
662
00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:34,570
- Yes.
663
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,540
- Get off me you fat fuck.
664
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,510
- I out run bulls, I'm back.
665
00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:40,580
- Yeah, pigs don't
jiggle this much.
666
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,100
- Yes, I do.
- No.
667
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,400
- Let me in, let me in.
- No, no.
668
00:37:44,190 --> 00:37:47,100
- I'm the last chance you got.
- Alright, okay.
669
00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:48,130
Okay.
670
00:37:49,270 --> 00:37:50,240
[ABRAHAM SIGHING]
671
00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:51,790
I suppose that's so.
672
00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:55,860
- You've chosen wisely.
673
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,230
- Nancy?
674
00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,260
- [NANCY] Yes, sir?
675
00:38:08,290 --> 00:38:09,670
- Get George on the horn.
676
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:20,240
[RONALD LAUGHING]
677
00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:22,830
[RONALD LAUGHING]
678
00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:24,350
[LIGHTS BUZZING]
679
00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:25,380
What the?
680
00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:27,210
- [NANCY] Lights are fixed, sir.
681
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,660
- Oh,
682
00:38:28,690 --> 00:38:29,690
dang it.
683
00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:32,010
[KNOCKING ON FENCE]
684
00:38:32,030 --> 00:38:32,910
- Vello?
685
00:38:32,930 --> 00:38:35,940
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
686
00:38:35,970 --> 00:38:36,970
Vello?
687
00:38:38,420 --> 00:38:39,420
Hmm.
688
00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:47,050
[SNIFFING] Hmm.
689
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:52,400
[FRANK SNORING]
690
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,730
[FRANK GASPING]
691
00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:59,100
- [FRANK] Go away.
692
00:39:00,270 --> 00:39:02,420
We're not showing
the house today.
693
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,480
- I'm not here to buy zhe house.
694
00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:08,140
[FRANK GROANING]
695
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:13,730
- You must be that
hooker I ordered.
696
00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:16,080
You're a little early, but
697
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:19,610
damn, you're one hot bitch.
698
00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:21,230
I like the accent, too.
699
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:23,340
- I'm not this hooker
that you speak of.
700
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,410
I'm looking for Franklin
Delanor Voosevelt.
701
00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:28,380
- Ah, it's Delano, but, ah,
702
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,400
that's me.
703
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,000
Who are you?
704
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:31,860
I am
705
00:39:31,890 --> 00:39:32,890
Zachary Vaylor.
706
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,760
- Valor?
707
00:39:36,790 --> 00:39:38,560
Tay, Tay, oh.
708
00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:39,390
Oh.
709
00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:42,250
[TENT RUSTLING]
710
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,530
Taylor, the house shark expert
711
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:46,530
from the institute, of course.
712
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,430
I'm so glad you're here,
thank you for coming out.
713
00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:50,570
- Mm-hmm.
- Ah, can I get you
714
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,880
anything to drink?
715
00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:52,910
Ah, coffee?
716
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,570
Oh, shoot.
717
00:39:58,050 --> 00:39:59,200
Out of coffee.
718
00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:01,060
Ah, can I get you anything else?
719
00:40:01,090 --> 00:40:02,930
Maybe some hot water?
720
00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:04,380
Just let me get a fire started.
721
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,970
- Ah, it's okay.
722
00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:08,210
I'm, how you say, good.
723
00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:10,450
I had'sa breakfast
before I came overs.
724
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,480
- Breakfast?
725
00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:14,800
Do you have any leftovers?
726
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:15,830
- Yeah.
727
00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:20,260
Oh, yeah, yeah.
728
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,120
Oh,
729
00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:22,400
yeah.
730
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,560
Help yourself.
731
00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:28,470
- [MOANING] It's been days
732
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:31,130
since the last time
I've had a good meal.
733
00:40:31,150 --> 00:40:33,510
So you're the world's
only house shark expert?
734
00:40:33,530 --> 00:40:35,510
- That's what mine resume says.
735
00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:37,960
[FRANK MUMBLING]
736
00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:39,380
I have a few ideas.
737
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,000
Can vee how you
say, look around.
738
00:40:42,030 --> 00:40:44,720
[FRANK COUGHING]
739
00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:48,550
- No, [MUMBLING].
740
00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:57,590
No, that thing swallowed Dark
Squanto whole in one bite.
741
00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:01,880
And he had weird,
mystical Indian powers.
742
00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:03,230
- Fark who?
743
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:05,960
Oh, never mind, I don't
vant to go inside,
744
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,440
I just vant to
745
00:41:07,470 --> 00:41:10,230
look inz the windows.
746
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,930
- [FRANK] So, ah,
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
747
00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:14,310
how long have you been
studying the house shark?
748
00:41:14,330 --> 00:41:16,590
- About 30 years now.
749
00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:17,620
- Really?
750
00:41:17,650 --> 00:41:19,060
You look like you're 30 now.
751
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,660
- Oh, yeah, my English is bad.
752
00:41:22,690 --> 00:41:24,040
I meant to say 11.
753
00:41:24,070 --> 00:41:27,810
- Oh, so there really is
little information out
754
00:41:27,830 --> 00:41:29,120
on the house shark, huh?
755
00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,010
- Yes, the house
shark is quite vare.
756
00:41:31,870 --> 00:41:32,850
Up until a few years ago,
757
00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:35,920
say for only how
you say, legend.
758
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:37,610
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
759
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:40,300
- So what got you
into the house shark?
760
00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:43,060
- Vell, I love zhe sharks,
but I'm afraid of the ocean.
761
00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:45,310
- Oh, saw Jaws, huh?
762
00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:46,650
- Yeah.
763
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:47,860
- [FRANK] Yeah, me too.
764
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,580
- Yes, that movie
really fucked my nut up.
765
00:41:52,030 --> 00:41:54,250
Anyway, I figured I
could study the sharks
766
00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:55,650
but stay on dry land.
767
00:41:56,930 --> 00:41:59,350
But vhy ve circle 'round.
768
00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:02,830
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
769
00:42:03,940 --> 00:42:05,460
- So is it true that more people
770
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:08,050
are killed a year by vending
machines than house sharks?
771
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,080
- Is it true?
772
00:42:10,010 --> 00:42:11,260
- I don't know.
773
00:42:11,290 --> 00:42:12,510
I was asking you,
you're the expert.
774
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,530
- Hmm.
775
00:42:14,770 --> 00:42:17,790
How many people die each year
to zese vending machines?
776
00:42:17,810 --> 00:42:19,580
- [FRANK] Oh,
777
00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:21,000
13.
778
00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:21,830
- [ZACHARY] Hmm.
779
00:42:21,850 --> 00:42:23,170
Like how?
780
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,040
Electrocution?
781
00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:26,490
- They fall on them.
782
00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:27,990
- [ZACHARY] They fall on zhem?
783
00:42:29,510 --> 00:42:33,110
- Yeah, like people
put their money in.
784
00:42:33,140 --> 00:42:34,250
They don't get their snacks,
785
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,350
so they decide to shake it up.
786
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,280
Bam.
787
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,220
Pancaked.
788
00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:41,540
- Hmm.
789
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,540
Yeah, yeah.
790
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,630
Zhat seems true.
791
00:42:47,010 --> 00:42:49,030
- They need it so much.
[SCREEN SCRAPING OPEN]
792
00:42:49,050 --> 00:42:51,510
- [ZACHARY] Uh, vhat is that?
793
00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:52,600
- [FRANK] What is what?
794
00:42:53,610 --> 00:42:54,550
[WINDOW SCRAPING OPEN]
795
00:42:54,570 --> 00:42:55,790
Should you being doing that?
796
00:42:55,810 --> 00:42:58,900
- Ah, ve are fine as
long as we are outside.
797
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,920
I zink.
798
00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:02,830
Oh.
799
00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:03,660
- [FRANK] What is it?
800
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,680
- It's a viber.
801
00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,110
- [FRANK] It looks like a tooth.
802
00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:09,630
- Oh, yeah, it is a toof.
803
00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:12,700
[ZACHARY GASPING]
[JARRING DRAMATIC MUSIC]
804
00:43:12,730 --> 00:43:13,640
Who is that?
805
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:15,640
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
806
00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:17,190
- Oh,
807
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,220
that's John.
808
00:43:19,220 --> 00:43:20,570
Him and his wife were
killed by the shark
809
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,580
when they were
looking at the house.
810
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,130
- Wasn't that a few a days ago?
811
00:43:24,150 --> 00:43:25,580
- Yeah.
812
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,200
- And they just
left them in there?
813
00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:30,510
- Nobody had the balls to go
in and retrieve the bodies.
814
00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:31,540
- Veepers.
815
00:43:35,270 --> 00:43:37,830
- What's that attached
to his finger?
816
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:38,860
It looks,
817
00:43:39,930 --> 00:43:41,420
it looks like an anus.
818
00:43:41,450 --> 00:43:42,420
- A vanus?
819
00:43:42,450 --> 00:43:43,290
- I think so.
820
00:43:43,310 --> 00:43:44,870
- Is it his?
821
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:45,900
- I don't think so.
822
00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:49,330
[FRANK SNIFFING]
823
00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:50,940
It smells like flower and honey.
824
00:43:52,110 --> 00:43:53,870
- Why would an anus
be on his finger?
825
00:43:56,810 --> 00:43:58,610
- I don't know.
826
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,910
- Sa plot thickens.
827
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:02,960
[WINDOW SQUISHING FLESH]
828
00:44:02,990 --> 00:44:05,410
[WINDOW SQUISHING FLESH]
829
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,590
[HAND SQUISHING FLESH]
830
00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:10,040
[BODY THUDDING ON FLOOR]
[ZACHARY GASPING]
831
00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:11,970
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
832
00:44:11,990 --> 00:44:12,990
- [FRANK] Wait.
833
00:44:13,690 --> 00:44:15,040
Where's the tooth?
834
00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:18,180
- I accidentally
dropped it inside.
835
00:44:18,210 --> 00:44:19,210
- What?
836
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,250
[HANDS BANGING ON HOUSE]
Shoot.
837
00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:27,430
So what are we gonna do now?
838
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:28,950
- Hmm,
839
00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:31,510
that was a big Mama Jama toof.
840
00:44:31,530 --> 00:44:34,430
I need to sink. [SNORTING]
841
00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:40,070
Is zhere someplace
around here where we can,
842
00:44:40,090 --> 00:44:41,790
how you say,
843
00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:42,730
grab a drink?
844
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:46,580
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
845
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:54,170
[ATMOSPHERIC COUNTRY MUSIC]
846
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,870
- Well?
- Vell what?
847
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:02,640
- [FRANK] Are you
gonna say anything?
848
00:45:02,670 --> 00:45:04,750
You haven't said a word
since we left the house.
849
00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:07,470
- Yeah, vell, it's
just a vot to take in.
850
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,360
- [FRANK] Yeah,
believe me, I know.
851
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,410
- So Frank, vhat
did you used to do?
852
00:45:13,430 --> 00:45:14,480
- Used to do?
853
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,310
- Yeah, I mean, to be honest,
854
00:45:16,330 --> 00:45:17,920
you look like a van out of work.
855
00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:20,480
- I guess you'd be right, then.
856
00:45:21,650 --> 00:45:22,900
I used to be a cop.
857
00:45:22,930 --> 00:45:25,030
- Oh, something bad happen?
858
00:45:26,450 --> 00:45:29,500
- [FRANK] Yeah, I guess
you could say that.
859
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,190
- [ZACHARY] Oh, please,
tell me about zhis.
860
00:45:31,210 --> 00:45:33,400
- [FRANK] Mm, no.
861
00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:34,850
I don't like to talk about it.
862
00:45:34,870 --> 00:45:35,850
- Please,
863
00:45:35,870 --> 00:45:39,320
share.
[GLASS BANGING ON BAR]
864
00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:41,720
- Well one night,
865
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:43,720
I was out on patrol
with my partner, when...
866
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:46,310
[HAND SLAPS AGAINST BAR]
867
00:45:46,330 --> 00:45:49,520
[NAILS SCRAPING BAR]
868
00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:51,730
[ZACHARY SNIFFING]
[ZACHARY GASPING]
869
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:54,210
- What the hell, Bluebeard?
870
00:45:54,230 --> 00:45:56,660
I was in the middle
of telling a story.
871
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,010
- The name's Abraham.
872
00:45:58,030 --> 00:45:59,030
- Und?
873
00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:05,880
[HAND SLAPPING AGAINST HAND]
874
00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:07,640
- Forgive me, it's
a condition I have.
875
00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:10,230
I have to touch people's faces.
876
00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,500
- Um,
877
00:46:11,530 --> 00:46:12,530
weird.
878
00:46:17,150 --> 00:46:18,820
Do we know you?
879
00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:21,240
- George didn't tell
you I was comin'?
880
00:46:21,260 --> 00:46:22,260
- George?
881
00:46:23,260 --> 00:46:24,950
I haven't talked
to George in days.
882
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,860
Oh.
883
00:46:27,890 --> 00:46:29,790
Wait I got a, I got a voicemail.
884
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,390
- [GEORGE ON VOICEMAIL]
Hey, Frank, it's George.
885
00:46:33,410 --> 00:46:35,010
I'm sending a new guy over.
886
00:46:35,030 --> 00:46:36,770
Abraham, he's gonna help ya out.
887
00:46:36,790 --> 00:46:39,050
Between you and me, this guy
looks like a real degenerate,
888
00:46:39,070 --> 00:46:41,120
but, ah, the boss wants him.
889
00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:42,950
But seriously,
he's a real loser.
890
00:46:42,970 --> 00:46:46,020
He smells like he hasn't
showered in weeks,
891
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,260
maybe even months.
892
00:46:47,290 --> 00:46:48,820
And I saw him training
at the gym earlier,
893
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,810
[CHUCKLING] he's
got the smallest...
894
00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,300
- So vhat does that make you?
895
00:46:54,330 --> 00:46:56,860
Some sort of house
shark expert, too?
896
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:01,370
- No, but let's just say I have
a personal interest in this.
897
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,870
[HAND SLAPPING AGAINST HAND]
898
00:47:04,890 --> 00:47:06,450
- Care to explain?
899
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,580
- No, not yet.
900
00:47:09,690 --> 00:47:11,010
- I'm Frank.
901
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,120
- Frank, please ta meet ya.
902
00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:14,320
- [ZACHARY] Zachary.
903
00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:15,690
- [ABRAHAM] Really,
it's an honor.
904
00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:19,090
- So you're supposed to be
a fisherman or something?
905
00:47:19,110 --> 00:47:20,180
- Real estate agent.
906
00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:22,820
Well, prior.
907
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,030
- Well why are you dressed
like you abolished slavery?
908
00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,610
- I don't see how
zhis can help us.
909
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,750
- Look, this house
shark of yours,
910
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:31,640
I've been lookin'
for for many moons.
911
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,170
He's a mean son of
a biscuit bastard.
912
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,790
First crossed paths
nearly ten years ago.
913
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,410
He bit off both my
arms and my legs.
914
00:47:43,650 --> 00:47:44,460
In stitches, they are.
915
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,600
I sowed 'em back on.
916
00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:48,050
- Pfft, that seems improbable.
917
00:47:48,070 --> 00:47:49,250
- He's one tough fish.
918
00:47:50,490 --> 00:47:51,670
Mammal.
919
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:52,700
A fish mammal.
920
00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:56,370
Look, you're gonna need me.
921
00:47:56,390 --> 00:47:59,960
My fee is $10,000.
[FRANK LAUGHING]
922
00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:01,020
- I've got no money.
923
00:48:03,090 --> 00:48:04,300
- I'll do it for a $100.
924
00:48:05,430 --> 00:48:07,790
- Look, I'm broke.
925
00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:09,140
I've got nothing.
926
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,240
- Okay, I'll just do it.
927
00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:11,270
It's a deal then?
928
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,940
- I'll take $10,000.
929
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,010
- Huh, what?
930
00:48:17,030 --> 00:48:19,490
- $10K, and then
you can join us.
931
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,840
- I'm not payin'
you, you need me.
932
00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:23,380
- Alright, no deal.
933
00:48:25,630 --> 00:48:27,640
- Okay, whoa, fellas.
934
00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:30,680
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
Will you take a check?
935
00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:31,920
- And meals, too.
936
00:48:31,940 --> 00:48:32,980
For Zachary and I.
937
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:35,650
- Alright, jeez.
938
00:48:35,670 --> 00:48:36,580
That's it, right?
939
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,790
- Wait, just one more thing.
940
00:48:38,810 --> 00:48:41,580
How 'bout you buy
us, how you say,
941
00:48:41,610 --> 00:48:42,610
a round
942
00:48:43,710 --> 00:48:44,710
of rinks?
943
00:48:45,850 --> 00:48:47,450
- You sure are
one funny Mexican.
944
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,270
- Hmm.
- Okay, we have a deal, then?
945
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,940
Bar Wench?
946
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,420
A round of drinks for
me and my new friends.
947
00:48:56,590 --> 00:48:58,420
And then we're gonna
bag us a house shark.
948
00:49:01,010 --> 00:49:03,470
- Bar Wench, you motherfuckers.
949
00:49:03,490 --> 00:49:04,780
I'll give ya a Bar Wench.
950
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,230
[ZIPPER UNZIPPING]
951
00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:10,680
[URINE TRICKLING]
[BARTENDER LAUGHING]
952
00:49:10,710 --> 00:49:14,610
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
953
00:49:16,850 --> 00:49:19,750
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
954
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,790
- There she is gentlemen.
955
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,110
Maybe we should wait
'til the morning.
956
00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:29,360
- [ZACHARY] Yeah, that
may be a good idea.
957
00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:30,910
- Right?
958
00:49:30,930 --> 00:49:34,780
It would give us a
tactical advantage
959
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,670
over the house minnow.
960
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:38,430
[ZACHARY LAUGHING]
961
00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:42,220
- I mean, this house shark
thinks he can mess with,
962
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,190
well you and I.
[MIMICS FARTING].
963
00:49:52,510 --> 00:49:53,970
[ABRAHAM VOMITING]
- I mean,
964
00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:58,110
maybe it's just afraid of
all the dark and lightning.
965
00:49:58,130 --> 00:49:59,660
- [CHUCKLING] Yeah.
966
00:49:59,690 --> 00:50:01,220
Hell, yeah.
967
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:04,550
House sharks need their
mothers. [LAUGHING]
968
00:50:08,010 --> 00:50:10,250
- Wait he gets ahold of us.
969
00:50:11,390 --> 00:50:14,610
[DOG BARKING]
[MEN GASPING]
970
00:50:14,630 --> 00:50:17,340
- [FRANK] Why don't we
call him the House Jaws?
971
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:22,360
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, ixnay on
the ausjay, there Frankie.
972
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:28,130
[WATER BOILING]
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
973
00:50:28,890 --> 00:50:31,650
[WATER SIZZLING]
974
00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:42,570
[WATER SIZZLING TENT]
[FRANK AND ZACHARY SCREAMING]
975
00:50:42,590 --> 00:50:45,560
It's time to rise
and shine, ladies.
976
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:48,800
We have to go in there.
977
00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:51,060
- What,
978
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,680
in the house?
979
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:55,170
- Well, we're not gonna find
the house shark in a mall.
980
00:50:55,190 --> 00:50:56,680
We'll find a mall
shark in a mall,
981
00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:59,140
but we're looking
for a house shark.
982
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,410
The way I see it is,
983
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,280
we can't just gally
ho in there, either.
984
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:05,070
We start getting the
blood of the beast.
985
00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:07,870
He may just run in
and allude the house.
986
00:51:07,890 --> 00:51:10,040
- Well that's a
good thing, right?
987
00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:12,460
- No, Mr. Roosevelt,
that's a bad thing.
988
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,600
'Cause if he leaves the house,
989
00:51:14,620 --> 00:51:16,800
he'll just take up
residence elsewhere.
990
00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:22,940
Took me 127 years to find him,
I'm not gonna lose him again.
991
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:26,010
This will be his final days.
992
00:51:27,150 --> 00:51:29,300
- I just wish I could
blow this house up.
993
00:51:29,330 --> 00:51:30,790
- Vhy haven't you?
994
00:51:30,810 --> 00:51:31,690
- What?
- Vhy haven't you blown up
995
00:51:31,710 --> 00:51:34,070
the house good like?
996
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,340
- It's too risky.
997
00:51:35,370 --> 00:51:36,350
I don't wanna take the chance
998
00:51:36,370 --> 00:51:38,070
of someone close
by getting hurt.
999
00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:40,310
- But you're trying to sell it?
1000
00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:41,340
- No.
1001
00:51:43,030 --> 00:51:44,240
Well, I mean, not really.
1002
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:49,600
Look, [SIGHING] shortly
after the first attack,
1003
00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:52,220
I signed up with this
real estate agency.
1004
00:51:52,250 --> 00:51:54,600
But then I had a
change of heart.
1005
00:51:54,630 --> 00:51:58,330
These guys, they're,
they're so damn persistent.
1006
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,980
I've never seen
anything like it.
1007
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,300
They're tenacious.
1008
00:52:02,330 --> 00:52:04,020
Ruthless, almost.
1009
00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:07,270
It's like dealing
with the mafia.
1010
00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:09,470
- Believe me, I know.
1011
00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:12,900
- Well, there's no guarantees
1012
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,350
that blowing up zhe
house would work anyway.
1013
00:52:15,370 --> 00:52:18,870
And burning it down might just
give him more time to escape.
1014
00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:21,490
Yes, I agree with this Abraham.
1015
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,630
We must go inside and stop
the beast, vonce and for all.
1016
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:32,080
- Alright, so what's the plan?
1017
00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:39,860
[HAND SLAPPING AGAINST HAND]
1018
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,540
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1019
00:52:49,170 --> 00:52:53,490
[HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL]
1020
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:58,010
[HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL]
1021
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,320
[HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL]
1022
00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:00,640
[WOOD CLATTERING]
1023
00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:05,530
[DRILL WHIRRING]
[HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL]
1024
00:53:06,490 --> 00:53:10,720
[HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL]
1025
00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:14,670
[HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL]
1026
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,820
[HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL]
1027
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:28,280
[HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL]
1028
00:53:28,310 --> 00:53:33,010
[HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL]
1029
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,500
- You ladies done good.
1030
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,090
I'd like to see
him get outta that.
1031
00:53:37,110 --> 00:53:39,020
- [SIGHING] We're gonna have
a hard time getting out, too,
1032
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,430
once we get in there.
1033
00:53:40,460 --> 00:53:42,680
- Well, like I said,
many moons ago,
1034
00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:44,220
it's all or nothing.
1035
00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:46,820
- You know, the house
shark seems to be able
1036
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,790
to, to travel through
the walls and such.
1037
00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:51,890
Do you really think boarding
up the windows and doors
1038
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,440
will keep him from getting out?
1039
00:53:55,650 --> 00:53:58,350
- Oh, is speakin's to me's?
1040
00:53:58,370 --> 00:53:59,560
- Yeah.
1041
00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:01,320
- Oh, vell, you
sees, the house shark
1042
00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:05,050
can only enter the house through
zhe vindows and zhe doors.
1043
00:54:05,070 --> 00:54:05,910
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
1044
00:54:05,930 --> 00:54:07,460
- You're so smart.
1045
00:54:07,490 --> 00:54:10,710
- When you two queers
are done swapping spit,
1046
00:54:10,730 --> 00:54:13,430
what do you say we go in
there and kill us a demon,
1047
00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:16,470
that I've dubbed
the, the house shark.
1048
00:54:16,490 --> 00:54:19,510
Copyrighted by Abraham
Crabtree Lincoln.
1049
00:54:19,530 --> 00:54:22,100
- [SIGHING] You know,
maybe we should have waited
1050
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,950
'til we were inside before
we boarded up the door.
1051
00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:28,060
- Harmless dick.
1052
00:54:35,130 --> 00:54:37,910
Goddamn, will you look at that?
1053
00:54:37,930 --> 00:54:40,220
Screw these bars in.
1054
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,430
Who screwed this one here?
1055
00:54:42,450 --> 00:54:43,950
[ABRAHAM MUMBLING]
- What are you doing, Frank?
1056
00:54:43,970 --> 00:54:46,090
- We're gonna put an
end to this, Lady Bird.
1057
00:54:46,110 --> 00:54:47,570
- That's suicidal.
[ABRAHAM MUMBLING]
1058
00:54:47,590 --> 00:54:49,430
- No, look, I'm in good
hands with these two guys.
1059
00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:51,300
- Where'd you guys...
- They're the only ones
1060
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,200
that can help me put an end
to this once and for all.
1061
00:54:53,220 --> 00:54:55,480
- Pansy weasels...
- You'll die in there, Frank.
1062
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,430
- Well, thanks for the
vote of confidence.
1063
00:55:00,060 --> 00:55:02,690
Ah, Lady Bird, this is Zachary,
1064
00:55:02,710 --> 00:55:04,100
Zachary this is Lady Bird.
1065
00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:04,930
- Oh,
1066
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:05,830
hello.
1067
00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:07,280
Frank told me about you.
1068
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,280
He said you're in sharks?
1069
00:55:09,310 --> 00:55:10,730
[FRANK LAUGHING]
[ZACHARY SPITTING]
1070
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,320
[ZACHARY LAUGHING]
[FRANK LAUGHING]
1071
00:55:14,350 --> 00:55:16,630
- I am not in sharks,
[FRANK LAUGHING]
1072
00:55:16,660 --> 00:55:19,430
[LAUGHING] dumb ass. [CHUCKLING]
1073
00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:20,810
- What are you doing?
1074
00:55:20,830 --> 00:55:21,970
Get back to work.
1075
00:55:23,290 --> 00:55:24,560
- What a dumb bitch.
1076
00:55:26,010 --> 00:55:27,440
- Isn't there another way?
- Abraham, you'll never
1077
00:55:27,460 --> 00:55:28,580
what this bitch said.
- I've been living in fear
1078
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,920
of this house shark
1079
00:55:29,950 --> 00:55:31,370
for long enough.
- I heard you're in sharks.
1080
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,170
- I'm not afraid anymore.
[ZACHARY AND ABRAHAM LAUGHING]
1081
00:55:33,190 --> 00:55:34,410
- I need to face it.
- Oh my god,
1082
00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:35,580
- I've never laughed so hard
- Really?
1083
00:55:35,610 --> 00:55:36,860
- in my life.
- You're not afraid?
1084
00:55:36,890 --> 00:55:38,210
- No.
- Oh, no, it looks like I'm
1085
00:55:38,230 --> 00:55:39,730
a fucking piece of fruit.
- House shark.
1086
00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:40,660
[FRANK YELPING]
1087
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:41,830
House shark.
[FRANK YELPING]
1088
00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:43,140
House shark.
[FRANK YELPING]
1089
00:55:43,170 --> 00:55:44,320
House shark.
1090
00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:46,110
House shark.
1091
00:55:46,140 --> 00:55:47,670
[FRANK GRUNTING]
1092
00:55:47,690 --> 00:55:49,530
And what am I
supposed to tell Theo?
1093
00:55:49,550 --> 00:55:51,010
- I don't know.
1094
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,570
Tell him that his dad
had a psychotic breakdown
1095
00:55:52,590 --> 00:55:54,530
and had to go away for awhile.
1096
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,810
Look, I need to do this.
1097
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,160
I want my life back.
1098
00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:00,330
I want my son back.
1099
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,330
[LADY BIRD SIGHING]
1100
00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:05,220
- Good luck, then.
1101
00:56:06,290 --> 00:56:08,510
We'll be waiting for you
when you finish this.
1102
00:56:08,540 --> 00:56:09,890
- Ve?
1103
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,140
I, I, mean, we?
1104
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,550
- Yes.
1105
00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:15,130
We. [CHUCKLING]
1106
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:27,010
- Hey, Francis McDoodle pants,
1107
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:31,050
when you're done kissing
Sponge Bob Ugly Face,
1108
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,090
why don't you get over
here, time's a wastin".
1109
00:56:34,110 --> 00:56:37,120
[LADY BIRD SIGHING]
1110
00:56:42,330 --> 00:56:45,890
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1111
00:56:56,340 --> 00:56:57,940
- Zhe ex-wife, huh?
1112
00:56:57,970 --> 00:56:59,250
- No, duh.
1113
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:00,430
- House shark,
1114
00:57:00,450 --> 00:57:02,380
house shark, oh.
- Cut the shit.
1115
00:57:04,730 --> 00:57:07,320
- [HISSING] Enough gally gabbing
1116
00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:11,200
from you two teeny,
tiny, string bean,
1117
00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:13,220
little, bitty, penis men.
1118
00:57:14,570 --> 00:57:16,360
It's time to suit up.
1119
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,200
[FLASK CLACKING]
1120
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,290
Let's move.
1121
00:57:33,310 --> 00:57:37,210
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1122
00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:06,280
[LOCK CLICKING]
1123
00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:09,460
- [FRANK] What the hell?
1124
00:58:09,490 --> 00:58:11,490
We can't get out either?
1125
00:58:17,150 --> 00:58:18,920
- I don't want you
two faggots, here,
1126
00:58:18,940 --> 00:58:22,340
going at the first
sign of danger.
1127
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,670
It's all or nothin'.
1128
00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:25,570
- Where to?
1129
00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:30,020
- I say we check out the
room where the first to die.
1130
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:32,900
- [FRANK] This way, then.
1131
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,510
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1132
00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:56,260
[TAPE TEARING]
1133
00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:10,760
- Calling upon the
instincts of my ancestors,
1134
00:59:10,790 --> 00:59:13,480
Native American,
Blackfoot Tribe.
1135
00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:17,550
My keen skills as a
house shark hunter,
1136
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,660
I'm certain the attack
1137
00:59:21,630 --> 00:59:23,640
happened in this vast
1138
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,040
vicinity.
1139
00:59:26,010 --> 00:59:28,360
But mainly this area over here.
1140
00:59:31,430 --> 00:59:32,810
- It happened in the toilet.
1141
00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:38,000
- Ah, maybe she's
dropping depth chargers
1142
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,860
on the Poseidon.
1143
00:59:39,890 --> 00:59:43,760
- [FRANK] Yeah, she was dropping
the kids off at the pool.
1144
00:59:43,790 --> 00:59:47,080
[CURTAIN SCRAPING]
1145
00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:48,560
- Wait, vhat are you doing?
1146
00:59:48,590 --> 00:59:51,430
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1147
00:59:51,450 --> 00:59:52,450
- It's called the,
1148
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,380
the lost art of patience.
1149
00:59:56,940 --> 01:00:01,940
A virtue that's faded among
queer folks such as yourself.
1150
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,820
To answer your
question, we wait.
1151
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,750
- And what do we do if
the house shark shows up?
1152
01:00:07,780 --> 01:00:09,410
- Oh, it,
1153
01:00:09,430 --> 01:00:10,860
it's a good question.
1154
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:14,660
Um, you know, I heard
when a shark is attacking,
1155
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:18,250
you stick, um, two
fingers in its anus.
1156
01:00:18,270 --> 01:00:19,450
Try that.
1157
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,560
- [FRANK] What?
1158
01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:22,040
- For any large predator,
1159
01:00:22,070 --> 01:00:24,110
I've just heard you ram
your fist down its throat.
1160
01:00:24,140 --> 01:00:26,910
- I'm, I'm pretty sure
that only works on bears.
1161
01:00:26,930 --> 01:00:28,570
- A bear shark?
1162
01:00:28,590 --> 01:00:30,500
- No, just bears.
1163
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:31,520
- A bear?
1164
01:00:32,530 --> 01:00:36,990
Mr. Roosevelt, we're
not talkin' about bear.
1165
01:00:37,010 --> 01:00:38,920
We're talkin' about shark.
1166
01:00:38,950 --> 01:00:39,750
House shark.
1167
01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:41,030
- I swear to God.
1168
01:00:41,050 --> 01:00:42,930
This would just
be so much easier,
1169
01:00:42,950 --> 01:00:45,760
if I could just blow
my head off right now.
1170
01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:47,170
- No, Frank.
1171
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,790
Please.
1172
01:00:48,820 --> 01:00:51,800
- You two chumps just
worry about keepin' watch.
1173
01:00:51,820 --> 01:00:53,350
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1174
01:00:53,370 --> 01:00:56,630
[ABRAHAM SNORING]
1175
01:00:56,650 --> 01:01:00,210
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1176
01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:19,610
[LIQUID SPURTING]
1177
01:01:35,310 --> 01:01:36,770
- What you got in there?
1178
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,950
- Oh, just some zings to
help with the house shark.
1179
01:01:38,970 --> 01:01:41,050
- Oh, yeah, like what?
1180
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,810
- Just things. [SIGHING]
1181
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,540
- Jeez, man, I'm sorry, I was,
1182
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:46,740
I was just asking.
1183
01:01:47,950 --> 01:01:50,680
- Sorry, things are just
a bit tense right now.
1184
01:01:50,710 --> 01:01:51,810
- It's okay, man.
1185
01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:53,780
Trust me, I know.
1186
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,510
- Hey, let me show
you something.
1187
01:02:00,230 --> 01:02:01,230
- Whoa.
1188
01:02:01,790 --> 01:02:03,040
What's that?
1189
01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:04,520
- By your surprised expression,
1190
01:02:04,550 --> 01:02:07,150
I've bet you've never
seen vone of these before?
1191
01:02:07,170 --> 01:02:09,870
A variable, anomaly generator.
1192
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:11,670
- It looks like a toy.
1193
01:02:11,690 --> 01:02:13,710
- Oh, it is far from zhat.
1194
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,120
With one pull of the trigger,
1195
01:02:15,150 --> 01:02:19,190
I could blow zhe side of
this bathroom down. [BLOWING]
1196
01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:21,270
- You really think that'll
stop the house shark?
1197
01:02:21,290 --> 01:02:23,060
- [SIGHING] I'm not sure.
1198
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:24,890
It could surprise it, maybe.
1199
01:02:24,910 --> 01:02:26,200
It surprises me.
1200
01:02:26,230 --> 01:02:27,650
- It scares me.
1201
01:02:27,670 --> 01:02:29,170
Can, can you put it away?
1202
01:02:29,190 --> 01:02:31,170
I don't even like looking at it.
1203
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,520
- Yeah, I don't even
like touching this.
1204
01:02:33,540 --> 01:02:35,620
- This is all I need to take
care of that house shark.
1205
01:02:35,650 --> 01:02:38,320
- Ooh, a Beretta
nine millimeter.
1206
01:02:38,340 --> 01:02:40,960
- Yeah, now you know your guns.
1207
01:02:42,450 --> 01:02:46,290
Yep, one shot from this will
blow a man's dick clear off.
1208
01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:48,780
- Vell, this is no man we
are dealing with, Frank.
1209
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,640
- Yeah, trust me, this
will get the job done.
1210
01:02:52,670 --> 01:02:53,920
[GUN SLIDE CLACKING]
1211
01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:54,990
- Is that the same
gun that you used
1212
01:02:55,010 --> 01:02:56,360
when you were on zhe force?
1213
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:58,600
- Yeah.
1214
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,820
Yeah, it was.
1215
01:03:00,850 --> 01:03:02,380
- Well you know Frank,
1216
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,380
you never finished telling
me why you left the force.
1217
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:06,610
- [SIGHING] I guess not.
1218
01:03:08,030 --> 01:03:09,040
It's a long story.
1219
01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:11,420
- Vell, all we have is time.
1220
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:12,800
Besides, I'm vide awake.
1221
01:03:12,820 --> 01:03:15,040
I've had three
coffees, two No-Dozes,
1222
01:03:15,070 --> 01:03:17,150
and one Red Bull this morning.
1223
01:03:17,170 --> 01:03:18,170
- Alright.
1224
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:24,330
[SIGHING] Well, it all
started about a year ago.
1225
01:03:24,350 --> 01:03:25,610
My partner, he got a call
1226
01:03:25,630 --> 01:03:29,700
to The Redwood Motel.
[ZACHARY SNORING]
1227
01:03:30,950 --> 01:03:35,030
[FRANK CHUCKLING]
[ZACHARY SNORING]
1228
01:03:35,050 --> 01:03:37,510
Goodnight, my sauerkraut prince.
1229
01:03:37,540 --> 01:03:41,090
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1230
01:03:43,540 --> 01:03:46,970
[ZACHARY SNORING]
1231
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,660
[CLATTERING FROM TOILET]
1232
01:03:50,690 --> 01:03:55,690
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[ZACHARY SNORING]
1233
01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:59,210
[ZACHARY SNORING]
1234
01:04:00,180 --> 01:04:02,940
[ZACHARY SNORING]
1235
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:09,570
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[ZACHARY SNORING]
1236
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:24,720
[FRANK GASPING]
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1237
01:04:53,650 --> 01:04:56,720
[ENTRAILS SQUISHING]
1238
01:05:21,090 --> 01:05:24,100
[ZIPPER UNZIPPING]
1239
01:05:24,130 --> 01:05:27,760
[URINE TRICKLING]
1240
01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:32,790
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[URINE TRICKLING]
1241
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,010
[URINE TRICKLING]
1242
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,950
[URINE TRICKLING]
1243
01:05:38,970 --> 01:05:41,880
[URINE TRICKLING]
1244
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:44,640
[URINE TRICKLING]
1245
01:05:44,660 --> 01:05:47,330
[URINE TRICKLING]
1246
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:51,890
[URINE TRICKLING]
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1247
01:05:51,910 --> 01:05:56,690
[URINE TRICKLING]
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1248
01:05:56,710 --> 01:06:01,650
[URINE TRICKLING]
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1249
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,770
- Oh, thank you, my my
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE].
1250
01:06:06,790 --> 01:06:11,600
[URINE TRICKLING]
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1251
01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:12,430
Dude.
1252
01:06:12,450 --> 01:06:13,670
What the fuck?
1253
01:06:13,690 --> 01:06:15,740
You just gave me
the golden shower.
1254
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,640
[URINE TRICKLING]
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1255
01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:18,990
[ZACHARY GASPING]
1256
01:06:19,010 --> 01:06:23,700
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[URINE TRICKLING]
1257
01:06:24,430 --> 01:06:25,580
- Not on my watch.
1258
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,030
face it off, Frank.
1259
01:06:27,050 --> 01:06:27,960
Get behind me.
1260
01:06:27,990 --> 01:06:31,610
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1261
01:06:37,370 --> 01:06:40,140
- Why didn't it attack us?
1262
01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:41,700
[MEN SCREAMING]
1263
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:44,050
[MEN YELPING]
1264
01:06:44,070 --> 01:06:49,070
[MEN WAILING]
[SHARK CHOMPING]
1265
01:06:49,830 --> 01:06:51,400
- [ZACHARY] Oh, my God.
1266
01:06:51,420 --> 01:06:56,020
[MEN WAILING]
[SHARK CHOMPING]
1267
01:06:56,050 --> 01:06:58,540
[MEN WAILING]
1268
01:06:58,570 --> 01:06:59,410
- Oh,
1269
01:06:59,430 --> 01:07:00,790
guys,
1270
01:07:00,810 --> 01:07:01,810
he's gone.
1271
01:07:04,090 --> 01:07:05,380
- [FRANK] Why didn't he kill us?
1272
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:09,070
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1273
01:07:09,090 --> 01:07:10,470
- Zhat was no house shark.
1274
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:12,960
- Say what?
1275
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,250
- Mm.
1276
01:07:15,270 --> 01:07:17,870
- Trust me, that was our beast.
1277
01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:22,010
- No, maybe a toilet
grizzly or sink piranha.
1278
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,290
Maybe even a couch gator that's
wandered away from its herd,
1279
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:27,600
whatever it was, that
was no house shark.
1280
01:07:30,530 --> 01:07:34,340
- Don't be telling me
my business, Mr. Taylor.
1281
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,930
We're not out here huntin'
hairbrush barracudas
1282
01:07:36,950 --> 01:07:38,510
and plunger orcas,
1283
01:07:38,540 --> 01:07:41,160
I think I know a house
shark when I seen one.
1284
01:07:42,510 --> 01:07:44,240
We need to move out.
1285
01:07:44,270 --> 01:07:46,180
We're gonna need more room,
1286
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,420
if we wanna fight
this heathen bastard.
1287
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,030
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1288
01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:57,360
Who is this outlaw who
drew a penis on me?
1289
01:07:57,380 --> 01:08:00,560
- Ah, maybe it was
the house shark?
1290
01:08:03,390 --> 01:08:04,230
- Damn
1291
01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:05,440
that evil
1292
01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:06,270
demon
1293
01:08:06,290 --> 01:08:07,290
boy.
1294
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:11,810
[ABRAHAM MUMBLING GIBBERISH]
1295
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,570
[WATER RUNNING]
1296
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:20,100
Stay close.
1297
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:23,590
[CROSS BOW CLATTERING]
1298
01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:26,490
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1299
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,690
- Guys, we're gonna
get bigger guns, right?
1300
01:08:30,110 --> 01:08:31,110
Guys?
1301
01:08:32,070 --> 01:08:33,120
Hey.
1302
01:08:33,140 --> 01:08:34,460
Hey, wait for me.
1303
01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:39,670
[HEAD THUDDING AGAINST WALL]
1304
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,290
[FLASK POPPING]
1305
01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:48,380
- Abraham, I was thinking,
1306
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:51,140
instead of waiting for the
house shark to come and get us,
1307
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:52,450
maybe we have some
things that can,
1308
01:08:52,470 --> 01:08:55,560
how do you say, draw
him out in zhe open?
1309
01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:56,800
- Like what?
1310
01:08:56,820 --> 01:09:00,310
- Hmm, glad you
asked. [CHUCKLING]
1311
01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:05,630
[ZACHARY SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1312
01:09:05,660 --> 01:09:07,120
No.
1313
01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:08,350
- Jimmy Cue cracks.
1314
01:09:09,460 --> 01:09:10,920
When I was a wheel hound,
1315
01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:13,440
every little scrap,
whether it be the well
1316
01:09:13,460 --> 01:09:14,910
or real estate broker.
1317
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:16,920
- Ah,
1318
01:09:16,950 --> 01:09:17,950
I found it.
1319
01:09:20,260 --> 01:09:22,860
- What do you have there?
1320
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,140
- It's a female
house shark costume.
1321
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,140
- A what?
1322
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,620
- A female house shark costume.
1323
01:09:28,650 --> 01:09:32,010
- It looks like a regular
shark costume to me.
1324
01:09:32,030 --> 01:09:33,690
- Vhat? You don't zee the apron?
1325
01:09:35,140 --> 01:09:38,150
- So one of us gets in the suit.
1326
01:09:38,170 --> 01:09:40,530
Goes out into the house.
1327
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,600
Presents his anus.
1328
01:09:42,630 --> 01:09:44,430
Our anus,
1329
01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:46,810
Shark's in the house.
1330
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:49,080
Hope the shark
thinks it's a vagina.
1331
01:09:49,910 --> 01:09:51,580
Our shark?
1332
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,370
- Yeah, pretty much.
1333
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:54,950
- Sounds good to me.
1334
01:10:00,890 --> 01:10:03,730
- Well, I am not wearing
a women's costume.
1335
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:05,040
- I'm paying you $10 G's.
1336
01:10:05,060 --> 01:10:06,270
You well what I say.
1337
01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:09,690
- Ah, Abraham.
1338
01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:14,070
Was that name badge from the
Syracuse Parade Of Houses?
1339
01:10:15,870 --> 01:10:17,600
- Ah, yes, it is.
1340
01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:21,040
- Were you in the Syracuse
Parade of Houses in '04?
1341
01:10:22,530 --> 01:10:23,920
- Aye, I was.
1342
01:10:23,940 --> 01:10:26,050
- Wait, what's the
Syracuse Parade of Houses?
1343
01:10:27,190 --> 01:10:28,410
Oh, wait, I think
I've read about that.
1344
01:10:28,430 --> 01:10:29,930
That's when they...
1345
01:10:29,950 --> 01:10:32,240
- Syracuse Parade of Houses.
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1346
01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:33,370
2004.
1347
01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:37,230
Biggest home sales
event in the Northeast.
1348
01:10:38,540 --> 01:10:40,590
Hundreds of families
touring homes.
1349
01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:42,130
All across Central New York.
1350
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,000
I was the head realtor
for that event.
1351
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,240
It was a normal day.
1352
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:50,590
Sun shining bright.
1353
01:10:52,390 --> 01:10:54,460
I was poised to make
hundreds of thousands.
1354
01:10:56,980 --> 01:10:59,500
But I knew something
was off that day.
1355
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:04,170
Storm clouds on the horizon.
1356
01:11:04,190 --> 01:11:06,100
Seemed to hover there.
1357
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:08,020
Like a storm was brewin'.
1358
01:11:09,470 --> 01:11:10,690
I didn't get the fast hand
1359
01:11:10,710 --> 01:11:12,480
that anything was up
'til about lunchtime.
1360
01:11:14,340 --> 01:11:16,240
A couple missed
their second showing.
1361
01:11:17,580 --> 01:11:19,650
Another family disappeared
on the second floor.
1362
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,810
I thought they'd slipped
out before I could give them
1363
01:11:23,830 --> 01:11:25,800
the old fashioned
hard press, you know?
1364
01:11:27,940 --> 01:11:30,040
But then, I saw my buddy.
1365
01:11:31,390 --> 01:11:32,390
My co-worker.
1366
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,120
Tommy Jefferson.
1367
01:11:35,190 --> 01:11:36,370
He was a young guy.
1368
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:40,330
30's, but looked like 12
like Mr. Taylor, here.
1369
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,230
I thought I was he was
sitting, resting in a chair.
1370
01:11:47,650 --> 01:11:49,440
I put my hand on his shoulder,
1371
01:11:50,650 --> 01:11:51,890
and he fell over.
1372
01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:57,320
He was bitten in half.
1373
01:11:57,350 --> 01:11:59,110
After that, chaos broke out.
1374
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,320
People were running
and screaming.
1375
01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:05,390
There were blood, guts, balls,
1376
01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,090
vaginas.
1377
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,120
Human insides.
1378
01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:12,810
Half digested clam chowder,
if you know what I mean?
1379
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:15,680
It was everywhere.
1380
01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:19,170
That's when I saw him
for the first time.
1381
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:20,510
The house shark.
1382
01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:23,060
He had the blackest of eyes.
1383
01:12:24,270 --> 01:12:25,080
Cold
1384
01:12:25,100 --> 01:12:26,100
and dark.
1385
01:12:27,410 --> 01:12:30,040
Like a porn star's anus
before it's bleached.
1386
01:12:32,210 --> 01:12:33,700
He lunged at me.
1387
01:12:33,730 --> 01:12:37,190
He bit off both my
arms, my legs, my head.
1388
01:12:37,210 --> 01:12:39,640
All in three quick moves.
1389
01:12:39,670 --> 01:12:41,470
- Your head?
1390
01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:44,390
- I woke up three days
later in the hospital.
1391
01:12:45,530 --> 01:12:46,890
The good doctor's had managed
1392
01:12:46,910 --> 01:12:48,430
to stitch me all back together.
1393
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:53,070
I'm not sure how many
people died that day.
1394
01:12:53,090 --> 01:12:54,170
Three,
1395
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:55,210
four,
1396
01:12:55,230 --> 01:12:56,350
maybe none.
1397
01:12:56,370 --> 01:12:58,110
I don't know.
1398
01:12:58,130 --> 01:12:59,930
I never saw the
house shark again.
1399
01:13:00,930 --> 01:13:02,930
That is, well, not 'til today.
1400
01:13:04,030 --> 01:13:05,520
Came close a few times.
1401
01:13:06,380 --> 01:13:08,070
Could always sense him near.
1402
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,350
But he managed to allude me.
1403
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:17,430
I'll never sell another
house again, Mr. Roosevelt,
1404
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,100
But I will kill
that house shark,
1405
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:21,850
if it's the last thing I do.
1406
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,590
Life can terrible, yes.
1407
01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:30,820
But we push on.
1408
01:13:32,130 --> 01:13:33,650
'Cause that's what we do.
1409
01:13:34,650 --> 01:13:35,690
We're Americans.
1410
01:13:37,310 --> 01:13:40,380
We stand together as
a family and we fight.
1411
01:13:42,630 --> 01:13:44,490
God bless you and your family.
1412
01:13:46,530 --> 01:13:48,220
God bless, America.
1413
01:13:53,950 --> 01:13:57,270
[HAND PATTING ON BACK]
- Yeah,
1414
01:13:57,290 --> 01:13:58,290
America.
1415
01:14:02,850 --> 01:14:06,300
[ABRAHAM SLURPING BOOZE]
1416
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,910
- Hey, Frank, you never
finished telling me
1417
01:14:10,930 --> 01:14:12,600
vhy you left the force.
1418
01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:14,320
- Oh, yeah, that.
[JARRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1419
01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:16,120
I wanna make a long story short,
1420
01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:17,810
one day my partner and I...
1421
01:14:17,830 --> 01:14:19,780
- We don't have time
for this sausage fest.
1422
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:20,850
House shark.
1423
01:14:20,870 --> 01:14:22,430
- [FRANK] What, goddammit.
1424
01:14:22,460 --> 01:14:23,640
- That must be a 10 footer.
1425
01:14:23,670 --> 01:14:26,440
A, a couple meters, sure.
1426
01:14:26,460 --> 01:14:29,470
- 14 foot to be exact,
no less than one ton.
1427
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:33,720
Shoot him boys, shoot it down.
1428
01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:35,210
- [FRANK] We're gonna
need a bigger house.
1429
01:14:35,230 --> 01:14:36,970
- It's all about size
with you, isn't it, Frank?
1430
01:14:36,990 --> 01:14:38,100
- [FRANK] No.
1431
01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:39,380
So what do we do?
1432
01:14:39,410 --> 01:14:40,590
- I need you to go
out there, Frank.
1433
01:14:40,610 --> 01:14:42,280
- [FRANK] Get closer, what?
1434
01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:43,320
No
1435
01:14:43,340 --> 01:14:44,630
way.
- Yes, go closer,
1436
01:14:44,650 --> 01:14:46,110
turn around and provoke.
1437
01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:47,390
- [FRANK] I can't
provoke, you're insane.
1438
01:14:47,410 --> 01:14:49,430
- Yes, show your
lady parts to him.
1439
01:14:49,450 --> 01:14:51,810
- [FRANK] Oh, you know, you
show your lady parts at him.
1440
01:14:51,830 --> 01:14:53,290
- The only reason
why we're still alive
1441
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:55,120
is because he thinks
you are female,
1442
01:14:55,150 --> 01:14:57,020
so go out there,
let him mount you,
1443
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:58,780
and I have some drugs that
will knock him out later.
1444
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,510
- [FRANK] I am not letting a
house shark have sex with me.
1445
01:15:01,530 --> 01:15:03,030
- [ZACHARY] Oh, just
let him put the tip in.
1446
01:15:03,050 --> 01:15:04,860
- The tip?
- Oh, God,
1447
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,920
just go out there
before he attacks us.
1448
01:15:07,810 --> 01:15:11,550
- Out of the way.
1449
01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:12,750
Where'd he go?
1450
01:15:13,990 --> 01:15:15,250
[JARRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1451
01:15:15,270 --> 01:15:16,140
[MEN GASPING]
1452
01:15:16,170 --> 01:15:17,770
How'd he get behind us?
1453
01:15:17,790 --> 01:15:19,040
[GUN WHIRRING]
1454
01:15:19,070 --> 01:15:20,420
[GUN BEEPING]
1455
01:15:20,450 --> 01:15:21,700
He's got a gun.
1456
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:24,350
[GUN WHIRRING]
1457
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,980
[LASER PINGING]
[WALL SIZZLING]
1458
01:15:28,010 --> 01:15:30,740
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1459
01:15:30,770 --> 01:15:32,570
Zachary, get behind me.
1460
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,640
Our newest friend's rock hard,
1461
01:15:34,670 --> 01:15:36,400
chiseled [MUMBLING].
1462
01:15:36,430 --> 01:15:38,540
- What, what are you
talking about, I'm not dead?
1463
01:15:38,570 --> 01:15:41,030
- Ah, go to the light, my son.
1464
01:15:41,050 --> 01:15:42,270
Go and be.
1465
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,930
- I don't fight,
I vant him alive.
1466
01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:46,590
[GUN WHIRRING]
- Huh?
1467
01:15:46,610 --> 01:15:48,350
[ARROW SWOOSHING]
[ARROW THUDS IN SHARK]
1468
01:15:48,370 --> 01:15:50,730
[FRANK GRUNTING]
[SHARK GUN CLACKING]
1469
01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:54,450
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1470
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:00,000
[NEEDLE CLATTERING]
1471
01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:09,750
- Oh, vammit, Abraham.
1472
01:16:09,770 --> 01:16:12,580
You scared him off. [SIGHING]
1473
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:14,270
[HAND BANGS AGAINST FLOOR]
[ZACHARY GRUNTING]
1474
01:16:14,290 --> 01:16:15,650
You idiot,
1475
01:16:15,670 --> 01:16:18,790
he is gone, you
should have waited.
1476
01:16:18,820 --> 01:16:22,660
- What did you mean when you
said you wanted him alive?
1477
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:26,490
- Me, I said that?
No. [LAUGHING]
1478
01:16:26,510 --> 01:16:28,350
My English is bad.
1479
01:16:28,380 --> 01:16:29,930
- Oh, Mr. Taylor?
1480
01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:34,950
You've got some
explaining to do.
1481
01:16:34,970 --> 01:16:39,970
- Oh, [WHIMPERING] give
it back. [WHIMPERING]
1482
01:16:41,530 --> 01:16:42,530
Oh, no.
1483
01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:48,260
[ZACHARY GASPING]
- Get talkin'.
1484
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:52,570
- I guess I can drop
the fake accent.
1485
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,280
- It was fake?
1486
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:55,240
[ABRAHAM CHUCKLING]
1487
01:16:55,270 --> 01:16:57,450
What, like you knew?
1488
01:16:57,470 --> 01:16:59,040
- Actually, I did.
1489
01:16:59,060 --> 01:17:00,900
- Ah, no you didn't.
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1490
01:17:00,930 --> 01:17:03,490
- Totally did.
- Will you morons, shut up?
1491
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:04,840
[HAND SLAPPING BACK OF HEAD]
Oh.
1492
01:17:04,860 --> 01:17:06,870
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1493
01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:08,840
It was just an experiment.
1494
01:17:08,870 --> 01:17:10,390
I was still a teen, practically.
1495
01:17:10,420 --> 01:17:11,940
- What kind of experiment?
1496
01:17:12,870 --> 01:17:14,610
- I'm a private scientist.
1497
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,060
I had some leftover plutonium,
1498
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:19,270
that I had from a contract
with the USA Military.
1499
01:17:19,290 --> 01:17:21,510
Only this was no
ordinary plutonium.
1500
01:17:21,530 --> 01:17:23,410
It was highly weaponized.
1501
01:17:23,430 --> 01:17:25,650
We were testing it on animals.
1502
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,900
It was designed to rapidly
increase their intelligence.
1503
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:32,590
To give them knowledge on
weapons and hand-to-hand combat,
1504
01:17:32,610 --> 01:17:36,490
and superpowers, such as
camouflage and transmutation.
1505
01:17:36,510 --> 01:17:38,220
But it didn't work.
1506
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,700
It should have.
1507
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:42,980
I ran the computations over
and over again, but it didn't.
1508
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,530
So I thought I would use it.
1509
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,910
Use it on myself, to well,
1510
01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:49,570
you're gonna think
this sounds crazy.
1511
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,570
- Crazier than this?
1512
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,300
I doubt it.
1513
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:55,980
- I wanted to give myself
Spider-Man superpowers.
1514
01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:59,960
- Okay, you're right,
that is crazier.
1515
01:17:59,990 --> 01:18:02,210
- I just thought it
would be so cool.
1516
01:18:02,230 --> 01:18:05,680
For once in my life, to
finally score with some babes.
1517
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:10,970
- Yeah, I mean, Spider-Man
powers are cool and all,
1518
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,670
but I prefer Mysterio myself.
1519
01:18:13,690 --> 01:18:15,490
- Mysterio, really?
1520
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:19,080
- Ah, yeah, he's
Spider-Man's greatest enemy.
1521
01:18:19,110 --> 01:18:21,010
That and I just kinda
think he's cool.
1522
01:18:22,180 --> 01:18:23,400
- That is so dumb.
1523
01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:24,640
- I was mixing it in my lab,
1524
01:18:24,670 --> 01:18:26,540
when suddenly,
something went wrong.
1525
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:28,400
There was an explosion.
1526
01:18:28,430 --> 01:18:30,580
When I woke up, my
shark had been exposed
1527
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,990
to what should have been a
deadly dose of radiation.
1528
01:18:33,020 --> 01:18:34,480
But he didn't die.
1529
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:37,760
No, Woodrow had
transformed into that beast
1530
01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:39,590
that we saw today.
1531
01:18:39,610 --> 01:18:40,690
I could tell immediately,
1532
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:42,830
that its intelligence
had increased.
1533
01:18:42,860 --> 01:18:44,390
But it didn't kill me.
1534
01:18:44,410 --> 01:18:47,110
It was confused and
jumped into the sink.
1535
01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:49,670
Then it disappeared, and
I didn't see it again.
1536
01:18:49,690 --> 01:18:50,910
Until today.
1537
01:18:50,930 --> 01:18:52,380
- Okay, so you created it.
1538
01:18:53,830 --> 01:18:55,710
That means you must
know how to kill it.
1539
01:18:55,730 --> 01:18:57,950
- Maybe, but he's evolved.
1540
01:18:57,970 --> 01:19:01,180
He's faster, much
bigger, and smarter.
1541
01:19:02,570 --> 01:19:03,750
I thought I could capture him,
1542
01:19:03,770 --> 01:19:05,920
and just do some
testing at my lab,
1543
01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:08,550
but after what I saw today,
1544
01:19:08,570 --> 01:19:10,790
I know our only
option is to kill him.
1545
01:19:10,820 --> 01:19:12,900
- Okay, shark expert.
1546
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,690
How do you suppose we do that?
1547
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:16,720
- The gun.
1548
01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:19,180
That would stop him, right?
1549
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:20,010
- [ABRAHAM] Gun?
1550
01:19:20,030 --> 01:19:21,620
- The variable, onumous,
1551
01:19:22,650 --> 01:19:24,010
the ray gun.
1552
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,530
- You have a ray gun?
1553
01:19:25,550 --> 01:19:27,120
- The gun won't stop it.
1554
01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:29,880
It will hurt it, maybe
subdue it for awhile,
1555
01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:32,540
but house sharks have the
power of regeneration.
1556
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:33,780
It can't kill it.
1557
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,300
- So you're saying
we can't stop him?
1558
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:38,200
Then why would you send us
in on a suicide mission?
1559
01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:40,610
- No, there might be a way.
1560
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:41,710
At least I think.
1561
01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:45,030
Like I said, it was exposed
to enough radiation,
1562
01:19:45,060 --> 01:19:46,720
that it should have killed it.
1563
01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:49,480
Maybe if we expose it
to a bit more plutonium,
1564
01:19:49,510 --> 01:19:51,250
it can cause a chain reaction.
1565
01:19:51,270 --> 01:19:53,350
One that will
cause an explosion.
1566
01:19:53,370 --> 01:19:55,770
One that it can't
come back from.
1567
01:19:55,790 --> 01:19:56,940
- But you aren't certain?
1568
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,290
- I saw it in a
Godzilla movie once.
1569
01:19:59,310 --> 01:20:00,620
The theory is sound.
1570
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:04,020
- How to you plan to induce
1571
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,330
this
1572
01:20:05,350 --> 01:20:06,670
reaction?
1573
01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:09,080
- Well, I have some
plutonium in my bag.
1574
01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:14,810
It's, it's gone.
1575
01:20:15,810 --> 01:20:18,650
You, you went in my
pack and you took it.
1576
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,890
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
1577
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,280
I didn't take anything.
1578
01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:22,860
[CROSSBOW WHACKS AGAINST BACK]
1579
01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:26,970
- Enough of this
scientific mumbo-jumbo.
1580
01:20:26,990 --> 01:20:30,010
Thou shark's still
an animal, right?
1581
01:20:30,030 --> 01:20:31,690
We've seen it bleed.
1582
01:20:32,550 --> 01:20:34,390
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
1583
01:20:34,420 --> 01:20:36,390
And if we can kill
it, it'll be dead.
1584
01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:38,330
If it's dead, it won't be alive.
1585
01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:42,300
And we will run the
organs, the house shark.
1586
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:45,750
And we'll celebrate with
whiskey on our lips,
1587
01:20:45,770 --> 01:20:48,500
and ladies in our laps
[GURGLING], gentlemen,
1588
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:52,510
for you.
- What are you suggesting?
1589
01:20:52,540 --> 01:20:57,310
- [GRUNTING] I'm suggesting we
do it the old fashioned way.
1590
01:20:57,340 --> 01:20:59,420
With how we say,
1591
01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:00,760
good ole,
1592
01:21:00,790 --> 01:21:02,620
American firepower.
1593
01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:04,660
And some,
1594
01:21:04,690 --> 01:21:05,860
some know how.
1595
01:21:06,930 --> 01:21:08,220
[GUN PULLEY CLACKING]
1596
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,420
- Sounds good to me.
1597
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,430
What's the first step?
1598
01:21:12,450 --> 01:21:15,590
- Where's the lady
[GROANING] costume?
1599
01:21:29,230 --> 01:21:30,790
- You really think
this will work?
1600
01:21:30,820 --> 01:21:35,820
- Absolutely, you brought
the, ah, prophylactics, right?
1601
01:21:36,550 --> 01:21:39,310
- Pro... [SIGHING].
1602
01:21:40,380 --> 01:21:43,210
[ABRAHAM SIGHING]
1603
01:21:44,110 --> 01:21:47,570
♪ He was a saucy sailor boy ♪
1604
01:21:47,590 --> 01:21:52,190
♪ Who came from afar ♪
1605
01:21:52,220 --> 01:21:55,540
♪ Dressed and made
to be the bride ♪
1606
01:21:55,570 --> 01:21:59,990
♪ Of poor Jack Tar ♪
1607
01:22:00,020 --> 01:22:04,140
♪ The maiden, a
poor fisher girl ♪
1608
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:08,350
♪ She stored close by his side ♪
1609
01:22:08,370 --> 01:22:11,210
♪ She answered with
a scornful look ♪
1610
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:15,460
♪ Thus I'll not be arised ♪
1611
01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:18,670
♪ You're mad to
think I'd marry you ♪
1612
01:22:18,690 --> 01:22:22,190
♪ Too ragged that you are ♪
1613
01:22:22,210 --> 01:22:24,670
♪ Begone ya saucy sailor boy ♪
1614
01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:27,020
♪ Begone you Jack Tar ♪
1615
01:22:27,050 --> 01:22:30,890
♪ With money in
my pocket, love ♪
1616
01:22:30,910 --> 01:22:34,100
♪ And a bright golden star ♪
1617
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,790
♪ These clothes
of mine in rags ♪
1618
01:22:36,810 --> 01:22:40,310
♪ But karma [MUMBLING] ♪
1619
01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:42,490
♪ Though black my hands,
my gold is clean ♪
1620
01:22:42,510 --> 01:22:44,870
♪ So I'll sail afar ♪
1621
01:22:44,890 --> 01:22:47,150
♪ A fairer maid
then you I ween ♪
1622
01:22:47,170 --> 01:22:49,350
♪ You little Jack Tar ♪
1623
01:22:49,380 --> 01:22:54,360
♪ Slay, slay, you
saucy sailor boy ♪
1624
01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:57,500
♪ Do not sail afar
[FLOOR BOARDS CRACKING]
1625
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:59,470
♪ I love you, will marry you
[FLOOR BOARDS CRACKING]
1626
01:22:59,490 --> 01:23:02,060
♪ You silly Jack Tar
[FLOOR BOARDS CRACKING]
1627
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:03,130
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1628
01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:04,680
[SHARK BASHING THROUGH BOARDS]
1629
01:23:04,700 --> 01:23:07,170
[ABRAHAM AND FRANK GASPING]
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1630
01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:10,190
[ZACHARY SCREAMING]
1631
01:23:16,820 --> 01:23:21,820
[SHARK'S TEETH CHOMPING]
[FRANK GASPING]
1632
01:23:25,070 --> 01:23:27,430
[CHAIR CLACKS AGAINST FLOOR]
[SHARK'S TEETH CHOMPING]
1633
01:23:27,450 --> 01:23:28,620
- House shark?
1634
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:35,320
Look at me, I'm kissing your
girlfriend. [MIMICS KISSING]
1635
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,220
Ah, she's so pretty,
I think I love her.
1636
01:23:40,190 --> 01:23:42,860
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1637
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:44,960
[BOW CLICKING]
[ARROW THUDDING IN SHARK]
1638
01:23:44,990 --> 01:23:46,890
[SHARK THUDDING AGAINST BODY]
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1639
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:49,820
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
1640
01:23:53,930 --> 01:23:57,560
[GUN FIRING]
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
1641
01:23:57,580 --> 01:24:00,620
[ABRAHAM WHIMPERING]
1642
01:24:02,350 --> 01:24:07,350
[ABRAHAM YELPING]
[FEET THUDDING AGAINST SHARK]
1643
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:12,390
[ABRAHAM MUMBLING GIBBERISH]
[FEET THUDDING AGAINST SHARK]
1644
01:24:13,460 --> 01:24:15,190
Who the hell are you?
1645
01:24:17,290 --> 01:24:18,290
- Damn squatters.
1646
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:20,930
- Ah, damn foreigners.
1647
01:24:20,950 --> 01:24:25,960
[HEAD THUDDING AGAINST SHARK]
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1648
01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:33,250
[BONES CRACKING]
[FLESH TEARING]
1649
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:34,220
- Get out the way.
1650
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:37,290
- Don't wait for me.
1651
01:24:37,310 --> 01:24:39,050
No, no, no, wait, wait.
1652
01:24:39,070 --> 01:24:40,640
- Move.
1653
01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:43,850
[ELECTRONIC PINGING]
1654
01:24:43,870 --> 01:24:47,050
[HAND TAPPING ON GUN]
1655
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:53,860
[CAGE SCRAPING ON FLOOR]
[ZACHARY SCREAMING]
1656
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:57,070
[ZACHARY SCREAMING]
1657
01:24:57,090 --> 01:25:01,240
[ZACHARY SCREAMING]
[BLOOD SPURTING]
1658
01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:04,770
[ZACHARY SCREAMING]
1659
01:25:04,790 --> 01:25:08,080
[ZACHARY SCREAMING]
1660
01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:11,110
[ZACHARY SCREAMING]
1661
01:25:14,730 --> 01:25:15,730
What do we do?
1662
01:25:16,940 --> 01:25:19,710
- Too tight of quarters
to go after him.
1663
01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:21,540
We need a new plan.
1664
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:22,880
- Well what about Zachary?
1665
01:25:23,950 --> 01:25:26,370
- Forget that
commie, Nazi bastard.
1666
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:27,710
He's on his own.
1667
01:25:32,370 --> 01:25:35,060
[FRANK SIGHING]
1668
01:25:36,300 --> 01:25:39,130
[ZACHARY MOANING]
1669
01:25:40,310 --> 01:25:43,140
[ZACHARY SIGHING]
1670
01:25:44,380 --> 01:25:48,070
[ZACHARY BREATHING HEAVILY]
1671
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:58,740
- [WHIMPERING] They
just left me with him.
1672
01:26:00,020 --> 01:26:03,860
I'll get them for this.
[OOZE SQUIRTING]
1673
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:07,240
[HAND WHACKING AGAINST GUN]
1674
01:26:07,270 --> 01:26:09,850
- [SIGHING] It's
of no use anymore.
1675
01:26:12,030 --> 01:26:13,030
- Last arrow.
1676
01:26:15,650 --> 01:26:17,360
- Final magazine.
1677
01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:19,770
[MAGAZINE CLACKING IN GUN]
[GUN PULLEY CLACKING]
1678
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,980
Look, maybe we
should just leave?
1679
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,430
You know, re-equip ourselves,
1680
01:26:23,450 --> 01:26:26,190
now that we better know what
we're dealing with here.
1681
01:26:26,220 --> 01:26:27,220
- We can't.
1682
01:26:29,940 --> 01:26:32,820
- Look, you need to put
this personal grudge
1683
01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:34,680
that you have going on
with the house shark aside,
1684
01:26:34,710 --> 01:26:37,720
and realize that we
can't do this alone.
1685
01:26:37,740 --> 01:26:38,620
We need
1686
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:39,690
help.
1687
01:26:39,710 --> 01:26:41,300
- Francis, my boy, [MUMBLING].
1688
01:26:42,890 --> 01:26:44,480
We're best friends 'til the end.
1689
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:49,210
It's just a little matter
of me passing this key.
1690
01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:50,240
- Oh, gross.
1691
01:26:51,830 --> 01:26:54,730
You know, maybe we should just
let the house shark eat us.
1692
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:01,080
Think Zachary's dead?
1693
01:27:01,980 --> 01:27:03,670
- Dead and shat out.
1694
01:27:04,700 --> 01:27:07,360
[PHONE BUZZING]
1695
01:27:08,220 --> 01:27:09,220
- Oh, look.
1696
01:27:10,090 --> 01:27:11,090
He's alive.
1697
01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:14,830
- Well, we'll use that
gadget to call for help.
1698
01:27:14,850 --> 01:27:16,380
[FLOOR BOARDS CREAKING]
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1699
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:17,420
- What is that?
1700
01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:18,690
- Looks like someone's back
1701
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:21,660
for the old, noon
time Flipper fin.
1702
01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:23,700
[CLATTERING FROM WALLS]
1703
01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:25,630
- Where is he?
1704
01:27:25,650 --> 01:27:28,700
[FRANK SCREAMING]
1705
01:27:28,730 --> 01:27:32,400
[GUN WHIRRING AND CLACKING]
[FRANK GASPING]
1706
01:27:32,420 --> 01:27:34,780
- We're almost to [MUMBLING].
1707
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,800
It's been a pleasure
workin' with...
1708
01:27:38,910 --> 01:27:40,820
- It's been an
honor, Mr. Lincoln.
1709
01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:42,680
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1710
01:27:42,710 --> 01:27:45,240
[GUN BEEPING]
1711
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,200
[BAT WHACKS AGAINST GUN]
1712
01:27:46,230 --> 01:27:47,620
[GUN SHATTERING AGAINST FLOOR]
1713
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:50,280
[BAT THUDDING AGAINST SHARK]
- No fish or mammal
1714
01:27:50,300 --> 01:27:53,140
or anything gonna
deny me a house sale.
1715
01:27:53,160 --> 01:27:55,140
- You've been in
here the whole time?
1716
01:27:55,170 --> 01:27:58,590
Is that you, dog?
[BAT THUDDING AGAINST SHARK]
1717
01:27:58,620 --> 01:27:59,940
- Sorry, I was
hiding in a closet,
1718
01:27:59,960 --> 01:28:02,980
and I got locked in
and I couldn't get out,
1719
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:05,420
but that flash must
have dislodged the lock.
1720
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:07,740
- You're just in time.
[BAT THUDDING AGAINST SHARK]
1721
01:28:07,770 --> 01:28:09,400
What's the plan?
1722
01:28:09,420 --> 01:28:12,060
- I'm gonna do what they do in
all the mutant shark movies,
1723
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:13,430
and the first Men In Black,
1724
01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:15,850
I'm goin' in.
1725
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:17,160
[GRENADE PIN CLICKING]
1726
01:28:17,190 --> 01:28:19,200
[RONALD SCREAMING]
1727
01:28:19,220 --> 01:28:24,230
[BONES CRACKING]
[FLESH TEARING]
1728
01:28:24,950 --> 01:28:26,000
- Grab some cover.
1729
01:28:26,020 --> 01:28:29,970
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1730
01:28:29,990 --> 01:28:32,820
[FLESH SQUISHING]
1731
01:28:34,790 --> 01:28:37,180
[GRENADE EXPLODING]
1732
01:28:37,210 --> 01:28:40,430
[SHARK SHRIEKING]
1733
01:28:40,450 --> 01:28:41,450
- Shit.
1734
01:28:52,090 --> 01:28:54,370
I think he'll be
back for dessert.
1735
01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,930
- Preferably a
1736
01:28:55,950 --> 01:28:57,060
banana split.
1737
01:28:58,260 --> 01:29:03,030
You're the banana,
and I'm the nuts.
1738
01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:10,870
[FUSE CLACKING]
1739
01:29:10,900 --> 01:29:14,570
[ZACHARY CHUCKLING OMINOUSLY]
1740
01:29:14,590 --> 01:29:17,180
[FUSE BEEPING]
1741
01:29:24,570 --> 01:29:27,130
[ZACHARY BLOWING IN HOSE]
1742
01:29:27,150 --> 01:29:30,060
[FUSE BEEPING]
1743
01:29:30,090 --> 01:29:32,100
[FUSE BEEPING RAPIDLY]
1744
01:29:32,130 --> 01:29:36,610
[TANK EXPLODING IN A THUNDEROUS BOOM]
1745
01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:40,270
[WATER RUNNING]
1746
01:29:41,480 --> 01:29:42,490
- What was that?
1747
01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:45,530
[WATER SPLASHING]
1748
01:29:45,550 --> 01:29:48,360
[WATER RUSHING]
1749
01:29:48,380 --> 01:29:51,600
[FRANK GASPING]
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1750
01:29:51,630 --> 01:29:53,260
- I can't swim.
1751
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:55,370
Oh, God, I can't do that.
1752
01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:57,910
And there's water in my flask.
1753
01:29:59,260 --> 01:30:01,130
- Here, take this.
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
1754
01:30:01,150 --> 01:30:02,370
It's my son's.
1755
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:06,890
[WATER RUSHING]
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
1756
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:09,240
- Oh, what happened?
1757
01:30:09,270 --> 01:30:10,210
- I think the house shark
1758
01:30:10,230 --> 01:30:11,720
blew the hot water heater.
1759
01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:18,490
- Something tells me that
wasn't the house shark.
1760
01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:19,770
- You think it was Zachary?
1761
01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:21,970
- Who the hell is Zachary?
1762
01:30:22,830 --> 01:30:24,420
- He probably plugged the drain.
1763
01:30:25,830 --> 01:30:28,810
- We're going to have to swim
down there and unplug it,
1764
01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:31,400
before it fills up more
and fills the house.
1765
01:30:31,430 --> 01:30:33,020
- Yeah, you're right.
1766
01:30:33,050 --> 01:30:33,850
Let's go together.
1767
01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:36,370
- Okay, I got your back.
1768
01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:38,290
But keep your eye peeled.
1769
01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:42,950
Not only for the house
shark but for Zachary.
1770
01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:46,380
He may have set a trap.
1771
01:30:46,410 --> 01:30:48,520
- Okay, alright, let's go.
1772
01:30:48,550 --> 01:30:49,550
Follow me.
1773
01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,380
- Wait, Frank?
1774
01:30:52,340 --> 01:30:54,390
Frank? Oh, God.
[FRANK GASPING]
1775
01:30:54,410 --> 01:30:58,500
- What? [GASPING]
- Sorry, one more thing.
1776
01:30:58,520 --> 01:30:59,710
It calms me down.
1777
01:30:59,730 --> 01:31:01,470
[WATER RUNNING]
[FRANK GASPING]
1778
01:31:01,490 --> 01:31:05,750
[ABRAHAM MOANING]
[FRANK INHALING]
1779
01:31:05,770 --> 01:31:10,780
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[WATER BUBBLING]
1780
01:31:33,830 --> 01:31:36,590
[WATER BUBBLING]
1781
01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:44,080
[WATER BUBBLING]
1782
01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:23,230
[WATER BUBBLING]
1783
01:32:43,940 --> 01:32:45,710
[JARRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1784
01:32:45,730 --> 01:32:50,740
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[WATER BUBBLING]
1785
01:33:17,660 --> 01:33:21,350
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1786
01:33:52,560 --> 01:33:57,560
[ABRAHAM SCREAMING]
[WATER BUBBLING]
1787
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:47,890
[HEADS THUDDING TOGETHER]
1788
01:34:56,100 --> 01:34:58,830
[WATER BUBBLING]
1789
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:08,500
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1790
01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:43,810
[WATER BUBBLING]
1791
01:35:46,090 --> 01:35:50,020
[WATER RUNNING DOWN THE DRAIN]
1792
01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:57,060
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1793
01:35:57,790 --> 01:35:58,730
There's a problem.
1794
01:35:58,750 --> 01:36:00,240
- What?
- I'm sober.
1795
01:36:01,450 --> 01:36:03,350
Frank, is that you?
- Just, stop.
1796
01:36:03,380 --> 01:36:04,900
Get, get off me.
1797
01:36:06,280 --> 01:36:07,600
Where's the shark?
1798
01:36:07,620 --> 01:36:08,880
[BOXES RUSTLING]
1799
01:36:08,900 --> 01:36:10,150
- We gotta get outta here.
1800
01:36:10,180 --> 01:36:11,950
- Wait, wait, well,
what about Zachary?
1801
01:36:11,970 --> 01:36:14,160
- Forget about him, we
don't wanna be cornered.
1802
01:36:14,180 --> 01:36:16,230
We're [MUMBLING] loose.
1803
01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:18,850
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
1804
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,990
I haven't been
sober in 27 years.
1805
01:36:22,020 --> 01:36:24,240
Come, Francis, follow me.
1806
01:36:24,260 --> 01:36:25,580
I know the way.
1807
01:36:25,610 --> 01:36:29,270
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1808
01:36:32,820 --> 01:36:34,140
Son of a
1809
01:36:34,170 --> 01:36:35,340
bitch is here.
1810
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:41,120
I can feel the shark reeling.
1811
01:36:41,140 --> 01:36:44,250
[MUMBLED WHISPERING]
1812
01:36:51,010 --> 01:36:53,190
What's the ammo situation?
1813
01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:58,160
- Bullets will need to dry out.
1814
01:36:59,260 --> 01:37:00,510
I'm down to my last rounds.
1815
01:37:00,540 --> 01:37:03,140
[CARTRIDGE CLACKING]
1816
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:04,160
- My arrows, too.
1817
01:37:05,160 --> 01:37:06,620
Dammit.
1818
01:37:06,650 --> 01:37:09,040
Damn it all to hell.
1819
01:37:09,060 --> 01:37:11,180
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1820
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:14,550
[THUDDING FROM KITCHEN]
1821
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:18,150
Make yourself scarce.
1822
01:37:18,180 --> 01:37:21,840
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1823
01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:52,080
[SHARK THUDDING AGAINST FLOOR]
1824
01:37:52,110 --> 01:37:55,160
[SHARK SNORING]
1825
01:37:55,180 --> 01:38:00,180
[FRANK SIGHING]
[SHARK SNORING]
1826
01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:02,270
- Don't.
1827
01:38:02,290 --> 01:38:04,030
- I have to.
1828
01:38:04,050 --> 01:38:06,890
- Abraham, no.
[SHARK SNORING]
1829
01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:08,030
[SHARK GURGLING]
1830
01:38:08,050 --> 01:38:09,410
Ah.
1831
01:38:09,440 --> 01:38:12,280
♪ Hush little house shark ♪
1832
01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:16,180
♪ Now don't you wake ♪
1833
01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:18,970
♪ Mama's gonna bake you ♪
1834
01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:22,530
♪ Some human steaks
[SHARK GURGLING]
1835
01:38:22,550 --> 01:38:25,150
♪ And if those steaks ♪
1836
01:38:25,180 --> 01:38:28,810
♪ Don't fill you up
[SHARK GURGLING]
1837
01:38:28,830 --> 01:38:31,640
♪ Then Mama's gonna make you
[SHARK SNORING]
1838
01:38:31,660 --> 01:38:36,670
♪ Some more human steaks
[SHARK SNORING]
1839
01:38:38,080 --> 01:38:39,440
[FRANK SIGHING]
[SHARK SNORING]
1840
01:38:39,470 --> 01:38:40,370
[BOOK BANGING AGAINST FLOOR]
1841
01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:43,950
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1842
01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:50,960
[FRANK SIGHING]
1843
01:38:56,310 --> 01:38:58,180
- We can't keep hiding.
1844
01:38:58,210 --> 01:38:59,910
Can you pass that key?
1845
01:38:59,930 --> 01:39:02,120
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1846
01:39:02,140 --> 01:39:03,330
- No,
1847
01:39:03,350 --> 01:39:04,120
not yet.
1848
01:39:04,150 --> 01:39:05,710
I'm a bit constipated.
1849
01:39:05,730 --> 01:39:07,160
It doesn't help that
all I've been eating
1850
01:39:07,180 --> 01:39:09,570
is Saltines and Cheez Whiz.
1851
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:12,090
- It was your job
to bring the food.
1852
01:39:12,120 --> 01:39:13,650
- It was my job
to bring the food?
1853
01:39:13,670 --> 01:39:14,990
It was your job.
1854
01:39:15,020 --> 01:39:16,860
Who's to say your
right and I'm wrong?
1855
01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:18,570
- You agreed at the bar.
1856
01:39:20,510 --> 01:39:21,510
- Frank.
1857
01:39:23,920 --> 01:39:25,420
I agreed,
1858
01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:26,940
you agreed.
1859
01:39:26,960 --> 01:39:28,210
Whatever.
1860
01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:29,040
Until
1861
01:39:29,070 --> 01:39:30,730
I can expel
1862
01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:32,760
this key-shaped hamster,
1863
01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:35,660
we're gonna need a plan.
1864
01:39:37,010 --> 01:39:40,300
When watching that
nuclear devil sleep,
1865
01:39:40,320 --> 01:39:42,190
it gave me an idea.
1866
01:39:42,220 --> 01:39:46,260
What's the shark's
greatest natural enemy?
1867
01:39:47,260 --> 01:39:48,260
- Man.
1868
01:39:48,980 --> 01:39:51,400
- No, I mean, like in the sea.
1869
01:39:53,020 --> 01:39:55,550
- I don't know, an orca?
1870
01:39:55,580 --> 01:39:58,140
- No, not an orca.
1871
01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:01,590
- No, I'm, I'm pretty
sure it's an orca.
1872
01:40:01,620 --> 01:40:02,970
Or another shark.
1873
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:04,490
- No, you fool.
1874
01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:07,530
I mean, in the sea.
[FRANK SIGHING]
1875
01:40:07,550 --> 01:40:08,550
- I give up.
1876
01:40:10,900 --> 01:40:11,900
- The mantis.
1877
01:40:12,900 --> 01:40:14,740
- Mantis?
1878
01:40:14,770 --> 01:40:16,090
- Like a manta ray.
1879
01:40:16,110 --> 01:40:17,090
- No,
1880
01:40:17,110 --> 01:40:18,560
the praying mantis.
1881
01:40:19,940 --> 01:40:21,370
- No.
1882
01:40:21,390 --> 01:40:23,030
No, it isn't.
1883
01:40:23,050 --> 01:40:26,050
- I've got to train
like the mantis.
1884
01:40:27,020 --> 01:40:28,210
Fight
1885
01:40:28,230 --> 01:40:29,230
like the mantis.
1886
01:40:30,300 --> 01:40:31,970
Be,
1887
01:40:31,990 --> 01:40:33,030
be the mantis.
1888
01:40:34,410 --> 01:40:36,440
And when it comes back,
1889
01:40:37,510 --> 01:40:38,510
we'll be ready.
1890
01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:43,740
- Okay.
1891
01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:47,390
[DRAMATIC PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
1892
01:41:01,060 --> 01:41:04,100
[FISTS THUDDING AGAINST FACE]
1893
01:41:04,130 --> 01:41:05,200
You got this.
1894
01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:08,310
C'mon.
1895
01:41:08,340 --> 01:41:12,250
[FISTS THUD AGAINST STOMACH]
[JACK GRUNTING]
1896
01:41:12,270 --> 01:41:13,270
Speed.
1897
01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:17,050
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1898
01:41:17,070 --> 01:41:17,980
C'mon.
1899
01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:21,560
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1900
01:41:22,490 --> 01:41:23,490
Speed.
1901
01:41:40,610 --> 01:41:45,490
[FIST THUDS AGAINST STOMACH]
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1902
01:41:45,510 --> 01:41:49,340
[FISTS THUDDING AGAINST FACE]
1903
01:42:08,710 --> 01:42:11,540
[ABRAHAM GASPING]
1904
01:42:13,300 --> 01:42:17,900
[CHUCKLING] He's gonna kill us.
1905
01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:18,920
Speed.
1906
01:42:24,070 --> 01:42:25,700
- [ABRAHAM] I'm ready.
1907
01:42:25,730 --> 01:42:28,220
- You know, maybe I
should've train, too.
1908
01:42:28,250 --> 01:42:30,470
Besides, I'm in way
better shape than you are.
1909
01:42:30,490 --> 01:42:31,850
[ABRAHAM CHUCKLING]
1910
01:42:31,870 --> 01:42:33,990
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
- Is it?
1911
01:42:34,010 --> 01:42:35,880
- Uh, Frankie, my boy,
1912
01:42:35,910 --> 01:42:38,780
we're one Nutty Buddy
away to freedom.
1913
01:42:38,810 --> 01:42:41,060
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
- Maybe we can actually
1914
01:42:41,090 --> 01:42:43,170
get outta here before
this thing comes back?
1915
01:42:43,190 --> 01:42:47,140
- Do you have a bucket or a
microwaveable safe Tupperware?
1916
01:42:47,160 --> 01:42:48,690
- A, a bucket?
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1917
01:42:48,710 --> 01:42:51,140
- Yes, I can't sit
down on the toilet.
1918
01:42:51,170 --> 01:42:53,700
- Ah, you're right.
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
1919
01:42:53,720 --> 01:42:54,870
Underneath the kitchen sink.
1920
01:42:54,890 --> 01:42:56,910
- Okay, baby steps.
- Follow me.
1921
01:42:56,930 --> 01:42:59,290
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
1922
01:42:59,310 --> 01:43:01,500
Baby steps, bye, bye.
1923
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:05,350
[GROANING] Now where is this?
1924
01:43:06,460 --> 01:43:08,920
Oh, I'm gonna
poopy pants, hurry.
1925
01:43:08,940 --> 01:43:10,920
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
1926
01:43:10,940 --> 01:43:12,200
[BUCKET CLACKING AGAINST FLOOR]
1927
01:43:12,220 --> 01:43:13,610
Ah, shit.
1928
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:15,990
I got to poopies, ah,
1929
01:43:16,020 --> 01:43:17,340
shit.
1930
01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:20,100
Ah, okay, ah, turnaround, Frank.
1931
01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:21,520
- [FRANK] Wait, why?
1932
01:43:21,540 --> 01:43:25,180
- I can't drop an organic
depth charge with you watching.
1933
01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:26,730
Easy, easy.
1934
01:43:26,750 --> 01:43:30,240
[GROANING] Can I
touch your face?
1935
01:43:31,140 --> 01:43:32,290
- No.
- Please.
1936
01:43:32,310 --> 01:43:35,050
It helps me let my people go.
1937
01:43:35,070 --> 01:43:36,010
- No.
1938
01:43:36,040 --> 01:43:38,880
- [GRUNTING] My hands are clean.
1939
01:43:38,900 --> 01:43:40,880
- I doubt that.
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1940
01:43:40,900 --> 01:43:42,810
- Look, do you wanna
get outta here or not?
1941
01:43:42,840 --> 01:43:44,050
- For Fuck's sake.
1942
01:43:45,870 --> 01:43:47,430
Go ahead.
1943
01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:54,200
[ABRAHAM FARTING]
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
1944
01:43:54,230 --> 01:43:55,760
[FECES PLOPPING IN BUCKET]
1945
01:43:55,780 --> 01:43:57,960
- I think we're gonna
need a bigger bucket.
1946
01:43:59,270 --> 01:44:01,660
[FECES PLOPPING IN BUCKET]
[ABRAHAM FARTING]
1947
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:03,940
- You may wanna finish
murdering that brown snake.
1948
01:44:03,960 --> 01:44:05,280
[SHARK SMASHING THROUGH CEILING]
1949
01:44:05,310 --> 01:44:06,770
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[ABRAHAM YELPING]
1950
01:44:06,790 --> 01:44:08,870
Shit, did you get the key?
1951
01:44:08,900 --> 01:44:11,220
- No, it's still in me.
1952
01:44:11,250 --> 01:44:13,260
- [FRANK] Well, sit back down.
1953
01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:15,150
- I can't drop a
colored panda buddy
1954
01:44:16,280 --> 01:44:18,810
with this unholy
beast watching me.
1955
01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:22,020
Enough fretting,
let's get it on.
1956
01:44:22,050 --> 01:44:24,680
Now wish me luck, mate.
1957
01:44:24,710 --> 01:44:25,510
- Good luck.
1958
01:44:25,540 --> 01:44:26,480
- Ah, thank you.
1959
01:44:26,500 --> 01:44:28,650
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1960
01:44:28,680 --> 01:44:33,680
[FISTS THUDDING AGAINST SHARK]
[ABRAHAM GRUNTING]
1961
01:44:34,890 --> 01:44:36,520
- Yeah, get him
1962
01:44:36,550 --> 01:44:40,250
[ABRAHAM MUMBLING]
[FISTS THUDDING AGAINST SHARK]
1963
01:44:40,270 --> 01:44:44,600
[ABRAHAM SCREAMING]
[BONES CRACKING]
1964
01:44:44,620 --> 01:44:47,150
[BONES CRACKING]
[FLESH TEARING]
1965
01:44:47,180 --> 01:44:49,810
- Frank?
[GUN THUDDING ON SHARK]
1966
01:44:49,840 --> 01:44:51,360
Get the key.
1967
01:44:51,390 --> 01:44:52,260
- You have the key?
1968
01:44:52,290 --> 01:44:54,890
- It's in my ass, still.
1969
01:44:54,910 --> 01:44:56,130
- What?
1970
01:44:56,150 --> 01:44:59,890
- Dig in my butt, it's
close to the outer rim.
1971
01:44:59,910 --> 01:45:02,340
- I, I'm, I'm putting
my arm up your ass, man?
1972
01:45:02,370 --> 01:45:04,340
- Francis, you have to.
1973
01:45:04,370 --> 01:45:07,070
It's the only way, get
out, save yourself.
1974
01:45:07,090 --> 01:45:09,270
Live to fight another day.
1975
01:45:10,410 --> 01:45:12,420
I think I can keep it
from swallowing me,
1976
01:45:12,440 --> 01:45:14,590
but we don't have much time.
[HAND SQUISHING IN BUTTOCKS]
1977
01:45:14,620 --> 01:45:17,360
[FRANK HEAVING]
[HAND SQUISHING IN BUTTOCKS]
1978
01:45:17,380 --> 01:45:18,980
Hurry, Francis
1979
01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:21,880
[FRANK FARTING]
[FECES SPURTING]
1980
01:45:21,900 --> 01:45:24,290
- I'm sorry, it's hard
to find in your tiny,
1981
01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:25,940
baby-size, flat ass.
1982
01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:31,610
[FRANK GURGLING BLOOD]
[BONES CRACKING]
1983
01:45:31,640 --> 01:45:34,260
- [ABRAHAM] [GROANING]
I'll buy you more time.
1984
01:45:35,980 --> 01:45:40,240
- Frank, use the force
of the plutonium.
1985
01:45:40,260 --> 01:45:43,310
You should have
never left the force.
1986
01:45:43,340 --> 01:45:45,560
- No, no, it's
too late for that.
1987
01:45:45,580 --> 01:45:47,010
I have Zachary's syringe.
1988
01:45:47,030 --> 01:45:48,460
- Who the hell is Zachary?
1989
01:45:48,480 --> 01:45:50,480
- The house shark
scientist, that.
1990
01:45:51,900 --> 01:45:54,220
Look, if I stab the house
shark with this pointy thing,
1991
01:45:54,240 --> 01:45:56,040
then he'll mutate and explode.
1992
01:45:57,010 --> 01:45:59,120
Maybe.
- But if he explodes,
1993
01:45:59,150 --> 01:46:01,090
you'll die Francis.
1994
01:46:01,110 --> 01:46:03,680
- I have no choice.
[BONES CRACKING]
1995
01:46:03,700 --> 01:46:05,920
We have to put and end
to this thing right now.
1996
01:46:05,950 --> 01:46:07,300
- Okay,
1997
01:46:07,330 --> 01:46:09,300
I'll distract him.
1998
01:46:09,330 --> 01:46:11,860
Come here, you son of a bitch.
[FIST THUDDING AGAINST SHARK]
1999
01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:13,900
[NEEDLE THUDDING INTO SHARK]
2000
01:46:13,920 --> 01:46:15,350
Get outta the way.
2001
01:46:15,370 --> 01:46:17,490
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
2002
01:46:17,510 --> 01:46:20,900
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
2003
01:46:20,930 --> 01:46:23,940
[ABRAHAM GROANING]
2004
01:46:23,960 --> 01:46:25,150
- It didn't work.
2005
01:46:25,170 --> 01:46:26,630
- There's another way.
[BONES CRACKING]
2006
01:46:26,660 --> 01:46:27,810
- No,
2007
01:46:27,830 --> 01:46:30,010
game over, man.
[BONES CRACKING]
2008
01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:31,670
Game over.
2009
01:46:31,700 --> 01:46:32,470
- Shoot
2010
01:46:32,490 --> 01:46:33,710
me.
2011
01:46:33,730 --> 01:46:34,920
- What?
2012
01:46:34,940 --> 01:46:38,510
- I'm more whiskey
than man now, anyway.
2013
01:46:38,530 --> 01:46:40,680
My flammable blood
will help sink
2014
01:46:40,700 --> 01:46:45,710
this heathen beast to kingdom
come, once and for all.
2015
01:46:46,190 --> 01:46:47,310
- Okay.
2016
01:46:47,330 --> 01:46:48,280
- Okay?
2017
01:46:48,300 --> 01:46:50,900
- Yeah, okay.
[BONES CRACKING]
2018
01:46:50,920 --> 01:46:53,000
- You came to that
decision awfully quickly,
2019
01:46:53,030 --> 01:46:54,520
don't you think?
2020
01:46:54,550 --> 01:46:56,440
- Do you wanna
debate about this?
2021
01:46:57,760 --> 01:46:58,970
- You could have struggled
[BONES CRACKING]
2022
01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:00,360
just a little bit.
[BONES CRACKING]
2023
01:47:00,380 --> 01:47:01,870
- We don't have time for this.
2024
01:47:01,900 --> 01:47:04,950
- I at least
hesitated when you all
2025
01:47:04,970 --> 01:47:06,780
suggested the syringe thing.
2026
01:47:06,800 --> 01:47:08,670
[SHARK CHOMPING]
[BONES CRACKING]
2027
01:47:08,700 --> 01:47:11,050
I'm startin' to feel it now.
2028
01:47:12,460 --> 01:47:13,460
I love you.
2029
01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:17,480
- What?
- I, I was losing vigor.
2030
01:47:17,500 --> 01:47:22,510
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
[ABRAHAM MUMBLING]
2031
01:47:27,370 --> 01:47:30,250
[BONES CRACKING]
2032
01:47:30,270 --> 01:47:32,420
[BLOOD SPURTING]
[FRANK GROANING]
2033
01:47:32,450 --> 01:47:34,460
[GUN FIRING]
2034
01:47:34,480 --> 01:47:35,770
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
2035
01:47:35,790 --> 01:47:40,760
[SHARK THUDDING AGAINST TABLE]
[FRANK GRUNTING]
2036
01:47:42,010 --> 01:47:42,920
[GUN FIRING]
[BULLET THUDDING IN SHARK]
2037
01:47:42,940 --> 01:47:46,600
[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
2038
01:47:52,850 --> 01:47:54,690
- Smile you son of a biscuit.
2039
01:47:54,710 --> 01:47:55,930
[GUN FIRING]
2040
01:47:55,950 --> 01:48:00,130
[SHARK EXPLODING IN A THUNDEROUS BOOM]
2041
01:48:10,550 --> 01:48:13,310
[FRANK COUGHING]
2042
01:48:14,180 --> 01:48:17,670
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
2043
01:48:17,700 --> 01:48:20,600
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
2044
01:48:22,810 --> 01:48:23,810
Yeah.
2045
01:48:25,910 --> 01:48:26,910
Woo.
2046
01:48:30,160 --> 01:48:33,160
- [ABRAHAM] I think
I need a doctor.
2047
01:48:37,410 --> 01:48:38,630
- You're alive?
2048
01:48:38,650 --> 01:48:41,660
- Frank, I need you
to be frank with me.
2049
01:48:41,690 --> 01:48:42,840
Is it bad?
2050
01:48:42,860 --> 01:48:44,030
- Um,
2051
01:48:45,520 --> 01:48:46,520
no.
2052
01:48:47,350 --> 01:48:49,330
No, you'll be fine.
2053
01:48:49,350 --> 01:48:51,260
- [ABRAHAM] Get me
to a surgeon, quick.
2054
01:48:51,280 --> 01:48:52,640
They can rebuild me.
2055
01:48:52,660 --> 01:48:54,980
Better, stronger, faster.
2056
01:48:57,430 --> 01:48:58,430
Did we kill him?
2057
01:49:01,220 --> 01:49:02,220
- Yeah,
2058
01:49:03,850 --> 01:49:04,650
we did.
2059
01:49:04,680 --> 01:49:05,830
- [ABRAHAM] Good.
2060
01:49:05,850 --> 01:49:09,240
The nightmare is finally
over thanks to me,
2061
01:49:09,270 --> 01:49:12,040
and well, a little
effort on your part.
2062
01:49:12,060 --> 01:49:15,250
You got both my arms
and my legs there?
2063
01:49:15,270 --> 01:49:16,730
- [FRANK] Um,
2064
01:49:16,760 --> 01:49:18,180
yeah.
2065
01:49:18,210 --> 01:49:20,840
- [ABRAHAM] And my trusted
pork, my extra long,
2066
01:49:20,860 --> 01:49:22,880
terrestrials there?
2067
01:49:22,900 --> 01:49:24,670
- [FRANK] Um, no.
2068
01:49:24,700 --> 01:49:27,050
- [ABRAHAM] What? Look again.
2069
01:49:27,080 --> 01:49:28,530
It's big and glows.
2070
01:49:29,390 --> 01:49:30,950
Like the lost ark.
2071
01:49:30,980 --> 01:49:32,920
- [FRANK] I'm sorry, it's gone.
2072
01:49:32,950 --> 01:49:34,960
- [ABRAHAM] Well,
then, just kill me now.
2073
01:49:34,980 --> 01:49:38,240
Life ain't worth livin'.
[FRANK CHUCKLING]
2074
01:49:38,260 --> 01:49:39,650
Ah, a what?
2075
01:49:39,680 --> 01:49:42,240
Ah, it's one of your limericks.
2076
01:49:42,270 --> 01:49:44,210
- [FRANK] Yeah, your
tiny penis is here.
2077
01:49:44,230 --> 01:49:45,660
- [ABRAHAM] That's not funny.
2078
01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:49,630
Look in my exposed heart,
it's beating a mile a minute.
2079
01:49:49,650 --> 01:49:50,910
- Yeah, well,
that's what you get
2080
01:49:50,930 --> 01:49:52,840
for making me stick
my arm up your ass.
2081
01:49:52,860 --> 01:49:54,980
- [ABRAHAM] Oh, now who's
fault was that, Frank?
2082
01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:56,530
- [FRANK] What?
2083
01:49:56,560 --> 01:49:58,020
It was your fault.
2084
01:49:58,040 --> 01:50:00,500
- [ABRAHAM] You don't joke
about a man's majority part.
2085
01:50:00,520 --> 01:50:04,300
But enough about my 16
and a half inch president.
2086
01:50:04,320 --> 01:50:05,580
You never got to tell me
2087
01:50:05,600 --> 01:50:07,980
about your time on
the police force.
2088
01:50:08,880 --> 01:50:10,340
- [FRANK] Well, Abraham,
2089
01:50:10,360 --> 01:50:12,690
I think that's just a
story for another day.
2090
01:50:12,710 --> 01:50:17,710
[FIRE ROARING]
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
2091
01:50:38,940 --> 01:50:41,570
- [ABRAHAM] Goddammit, my
fake beard fell off again.
2092
01:50:42,980 --> 01:50:44,530
- [FRANK] Say what?
2093
01:50:48,880 --> 01:50:52,750
[ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
2094
01:51:21,780 --> 01:51:23,480
[ZACHARY GASPING]
2095
01:51:23,500 --> 01:51:26,400
[ZACHARY GROANING]
2096
01:51:27,780 --> 01:51:30,380
[ZACHARY GROANING]
2097
01:51:30,410 --> 01:51:33,390
[ZACHARY GASPING]
2098
01:51:33,410 --> 01:51:35,150
[ZACHARY GASPING]
2099
01:51:35,170 --> 01:51:37,360
[ZACHARY SPURTING BLOOD]
2100
01:51:37,380 --> 01:51:39,530
- I don't know how much
longer I can hold this.
2101
01:51:39,550 --> 01:51:44,560
[ZACHARY GASPING]
[OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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