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- Well, that
was your first mistake.
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You see, department
stores are designed
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on the premise that
people naturally travel
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in a clockwise direction.
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Go counterclockwise and
you'll spend less money.
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- Huh, maybe.
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Hmm.
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- Whoo-hoo, I got a trophy.
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- I'm James.
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- Oh, right, James, come in,
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sit down over there.
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James Harris?
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- Yes.
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not tickets to hear somebody
cry in Italian for three hours.
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Get Steven on the phone.
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- Steven's in, um, London, sir.
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- Did I bloody ask
you what time it was in London?
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- Now, what if,
instead of paying for things
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with money, you could
tell the cashier a story
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that you've never
told anyone before
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and the crazier it was, the
more stuff you could buy?
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- Would the story
have to be true?
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- 100% or else you get tased.
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- No wait, if
the tumor's there,
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we take it, right?
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That's why we operate.
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- You saw her heart, the
damage was already done.
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If I'd have seen it on the mri,
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I would have never
opened her up.
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- And you're okay with that?
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- Whoa, ho, hold up!
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- That there,
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what's the problem
with you people?
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Don't you know what
a penthouse is?
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I do not want a pillar
obstructing my view!
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- I'm afraid that's
just not possible, sir.
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I mean, we could do it
but we'd have to change
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the five floors underneath.
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- Well, it just so happens
that I own those five floors
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and all the bloody
floors beneath them.
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- I have Steven on the
phone for you, sir.
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- Do to unforeseen
financial constraints
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placed upon pavlick energy
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a reorganization's
become necessary,
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which results in the
termination of James Harris.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I'm getting fired?
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- No, laid off.
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- But it's Christmas Eve.
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- Hey, turk, what's up, buddy?
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What?
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Six to eight weeks?
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Oh my god! What am I gonna
do for a running back?
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- We're gonna be late!
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- We're
always late remember?
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- All aboard who's
coming aboard.
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- Hurry guys, hurry up!
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- Just chill,
guys, it's Christmas.
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- Okay, look at this, good
thing we're all friends here.
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- There's no
way he'd fit in, just go.
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- Oh, come on, Jacob.
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- He'd better hurry.
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- Sorry
boys, got a transport.
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Oh well, well, it's Dr. Roberts.
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- Nurse ratchet.
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- Wait a minute,
isn't that the same--
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- don't worry, she'll be out
cold for another two hours,
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then some poor nurse will
have to break her the news
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because you'll be long gone.
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- Yeah, she's supposed
to be out in 30 minutes.
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I should be there in 26,
assuming the subway's on time
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and the crosswalk signals are
still set for commuter flow.
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- I don't want
to hear that right now.
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Listen, it's Christmas
Eve, we'll do it
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after the new year, okay?
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We'll have lunch, then
we'll let the new guys
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introduce themselves
and I'll cover the comp.
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Hey, quick question,
I'm down a running back,
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who do you take, moreno...
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Hello?
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Can you hear me?
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- Um, sir, I just
thought I'd remind you,
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it's your son's birthday.
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And it's Christmas,
should I send him a gift
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in your name, maybe?
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- Reading my mind already?
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- What was that?
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- Shit!
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- What the hell?
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- That's not good.
- - That's not good
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at all.
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- Am I blind?
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- Anyone
got any ideas?
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- I always knew I would
die in an elevator.
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I want you to scatter my
ashes over our apartment.
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- On the roof or like
on the floors and stuff?
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- Maybe just in the fish tank,
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like a little each day.
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Just like, you
know, a doo-doo-doo.
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Did you know your fingernails
grow for like a year
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after you're dead?
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- Actually, that's a myth.
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As the body decomposes,
the skin recedes,
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making it appear as if
the nails are growing,
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but they're not.
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- Was that the brainiac
or the clean freak?
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- I think it was the brainiac.
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- The proper
term for clean freak
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is obsessive compulsive.
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Used primarily as an adjective,
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but sometimes as a noun.
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- So I wash
my hands a lot.
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You should thank me.
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- This is getting freaky.
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- Stu, hey, dude,
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it's me.
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Yeah, what's going
on out there, man?
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You're kidding me.
The whole city?
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What are you telling me?
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Zombies, I knew it would
always end up like this.
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You getting your face
ripped off by bikers
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and me stuck in an
elevator with, hold please,
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what's your name?
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Dimples?
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You said dimples to me?
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Interesting.
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Dimples and I'm stuck with her.
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And it would appear that
we may just be the last man
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and woman on earth
soon.
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Great power does come
with great responsibility.
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You know what, stu?
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This doesn't make
any sense, man.
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You know why, because i
don't get cell reception
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in elevators, which
means this conversation
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isn't happening.
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Which means, texting
probably doesn't work either.
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Hmm.
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Hi.
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- Do you know how
long it's been?
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- Since I fell in love?
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- Since the elevator
stopped moving?
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- 10 minutes maybe?
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You live in 38?
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41?
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Hey, do you live in 42?
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Hey, you live in 43?
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- Yes, I live in 43.
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I thought that snake
charmer lived in 43.
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- No, he's in 53,
next to the clogger.
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- The clogger, that's right.
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So how long you lived here?
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- Four years. You?
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- I don't live here.
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I pop in, I make a
difference, I pop out.
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But I'm not afraid
of commitment either.
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I heard that if you
make it to five years,
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this building does something
super dope for you.
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They turn your hot water
on for an entire day.
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So, I should probably swing
by and use your shower.
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You know?
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- Are you all right in there?
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- Cover your eyes!
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- Okay.
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- Whoa!
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- Everyone get back.
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Don't touch anything.
Do you understand?
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- I will be all right if
i can find my Guadalupe.
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- Hello!
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Anybody! I'm stuck
in the elevator!
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You gotta help me!
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I'm pregnant, I'm
a pregnant woman.
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I'm about to have my
baby in the elevator,
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if you don't come
right now, I'm gonna,
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my water just broke!
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You gotta help me, please!
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Yeah, you want to
help me out here?
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- Ex-employees
shall not infringe
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upon the workspace of company,
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nor use its resources,
tools, or services
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at any time.
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- I get it, you're pissed
'cause I laid you off.
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- Ex-employees shall be
barred from association
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with current employees
on company property.
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- Help!
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- Whether or not
such interaction--
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- you're a lunatic!
- - Is at the invitation
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of a current employee.
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- Listen, bro,
it's Christmas Eve.
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I don't want to be in
here anymore than you do.
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Why don't you help me
get us both out of here?
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- Get out and go where?
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I don't have a job, remember?
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- You think I enjoy
laying people off?
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- Nope, firing people.
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You fired me.
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- You want to think
I'm evil? Go ahead!
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- I'd like to think
of you as human.
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I really would, but when you
can't spare fantasy football
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for five minutes to
square up with a guy
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whose life you just
turned upside down,
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well then you seem more like
the spawn of Satan himself.
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- You ever play
fantasy football?
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- No, I'm not a loser.
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- Oh, okay, thank you.
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It's a power outage,
they're working on it.
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- Walt, if you don't stop
elbowing me, I'm gonna kill you.
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- You hear that everybody?
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Give queen dawn
her precious space.
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- Up yours, Walt.
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- Could you just
be quiet a minute?
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I'm trying to make this call.
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- There's no service in here.
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- Hey, sis?
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Uh, if you get this
message, it's marta.
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I'm stuck in an elevator
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with the orchestra.
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I think we're all gonna die.
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- Oh, god!
- - Oh come on, marta,
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shut the hell up!
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- That was uncalled for, Walt.
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You shut up yourself.
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- You just told Walt to shut up.
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- I was shutting up
the shutter upper.
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It's different.
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- What if we miss the
entire Christmas concert?
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- I wouldn't care if i
never played another concert
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in my entire life.
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- Oh come on, you
don't mean that.
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Ugh.
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- Oh, seriously?
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- Oh.
- - Okay, who did that?
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- Nice try, Walt?
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- I'm so backed up right now
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I couldn't fart to save my life.
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- Who ever did the
deed, I hope you die
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a long and painful death. Ow!
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- I think
i just threw up.
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- Ugh, what's that on my neck?
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Is that throw up on my neck?
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- It's probably just sweat.
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- Marta?
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- Maybe I didn't, maybe
i didn't, it's okay.
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- How can you not know
whether or not you threw up?
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- It's your own sweat.
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- Back off.
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- Hey, relax kid.
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- Bring it bad boy.
- - Hey!
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- Walt!
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- Come on, come on.
250
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- Stop the madness!
251
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- What was that?
252
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- Who the hell
has a gun in here?
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- I don't have a gun.
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- Me neither.
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- I wish I had a gun.
256
00:15:01,977 --> 00:15:05,511
- A woman of my beauty
can never be too careful.
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Shh.
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- Damn it.
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00:15:36,973 --> 00:15:39,142
- Let me guess again, cakes?
260
00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,711
In the business of cakes?
261
00:15:43,112 --> 00:15:46,615
You don't work for
the government.
262
00:15:46,617 --> 00:15:48,582
What are you an attorney?
263
00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:50,485
- What are you, a
private detective?
264
00:15:50,487 --> 00:15:52,821
- Do I look like a private dick?
265
00:15:52,823 --> 00:15:56,023
- I wouldn't say private.
266
00:15:57,893 --> 00:15:59,492
Paralegal.
267
00:15:59,494 --> 00:16:02,095
- Ahh.
268
00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:04,998
- I was wondering--
- you know...
269
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,433
- I'm sorry, go ahead.
270
00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:08,668
- No, no, no, you should go.
271
00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:10,669
- I was just gonna say,
maybe we should try
272
00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:13,939
yelling or jumping up
and down or something?
273
00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:16,041
- Really?
274
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,444
I was gonna say that coat
is totally wrong for you.
275
00:16:18,446 --> 00:16:19,945
- You're a fashion critic now?
276
00:16:19,947 --> 00:16:21,679
- No, it's deeper than that.
277
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,080
I'm a deep guy.
278
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,983
- No thanks.
279
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:30,555
- You ever poor crackle all
over a scoop of ice cream?
280
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,223
- I don't know.
281
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,459
- Well, you're the ice cream
282
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:38,894
and that coat is your shell,
283
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:40,629
that's your hiding place.
284
00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:41,932
- Well, if you can tell
I'm trying to hide,
285
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,667
I must not be doing a
very good job of it.
286
00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:47,903
- Why would you possibly want
to hide how beautiful you are?
287
00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:49,871
I mean, what are you afraid of?
288
00:16:49,873 --> 00:16:52,040
Little ole' me?
289
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:55,010
Wait, I got it.
290
00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:57,912
You're an only child, right?
291
00:16:57,914 --> 00:17:01,915
You're a sorority
girl at Harvard,
292
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:04,084
just like mommy was.
293
00:17:04,086 --> 00:17:05,719
And then you went to law
school and you thought
294
00:17:05,721 --> 00:17:07,988
you met Mr. right but he
dumped you final semester
295
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,923
when he realized he
could be the next
296
00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:12,225
wolf of wall street.
297
00:17:12,227 --> 00:17:14,126
You managed to
graduate but
298
00:17:14,128 --> 00:17:16,028
you were so distraught
you just couldn't
299
00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:18,196
pass the bar and so you
told all your friends
300
00:17:18,198 --> 00:17:20,833
that you're a lawyer
even though, really,
301
00:17:20,835 --> 00:17:24,970
all you do is work for one.
302
00:17:24,972 --> 00:17:26,605
Here comes my favorite part.
303
00:17:26,607 --> 00:17:28,273
It's why I saved it for last.
304
00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:30,841
- I can't wait.
305
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:34,945
- You've always wanted
to be a cheerleader.
306
00:17:34,947 --> 00:17:36,747
- What are you doing?
307
00:17:36,749 --> 00:17:39,517
- Well, I'd like to
take a picture of you.
308
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:41,651
- Stop! Hey! Stop!
309
00:17:41,653 --> 00:17:43,086
- Come one, show me
what's under that shell.
310
00:17:43,088 --> 00:17:45,889
- Show me some emotion,
yeah, that's it.
311
00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:47,090
- We're in
the surgery wing,
312
00:17:47,092 --> 00:17:50,093
headed down to recovery
on the third floor.
313
00:17:51,694 --> 00:17:54,997
How can that be?
This is a hospital.
314
00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:58,734
Got it.
315
00:18:00,637 --> 00:18:02,970
There's a glitch with
the backup generators,
316
00:18:02,972 --> 00:18:05,239
should be 10 to 15 minutes.
317
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:08,009
- You better hope
it's fixed before sleeping
318
00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:09,910
beauty wakes up or one
of you's gonna have to
319
00:18:09,912 --> 00:18:11,078
tell her the truth.
320
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,714
- The truth is a
cardiac liposarcoma.
321
00:18:13,716 --> 00:18:15,549
Nothing anybody could
have done about it,
322
00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:16,750
except god.
323
00:18:16,752 --> 00:18:19,119
She had that bitch covered.
324
00:18:19,121 --> 00:18:20,553
- How's that?
325
00:18:20,555 --> 00:18:23,857
- She asked me to pray
with her before surgery.
326
00:18:23,859 --> 00:18:27,026
- And?
327
00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:43,974
- Maybe we should jump up
and down to get it going.
328
00:18:43,976 --> 00:18:45,809
- Yes!
329
00:18:45,811 --> 00:18:47,144
- No.
330
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,781
- No.
331
00:18:50,783 --> 00:18:52,849
- Oh.
332
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,052
Well, I'm Molly.
333
00:18:56,054 --> 00:18:59,220
I have been sober
for 45 minutes.
334
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:03,326
I was headed to eat Chinese
with my bff, Sherry,
335
00:19:03,328 --> 00:19:05,894
who will tell you about
herself in just a minute.
336
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:10,364
Oh, I'm a sagittarius and
I'm allergic to peanuts,
337
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,867
which is rare to
be a sagittarius
338
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:16,770
and allergic to peanuts.
339
00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:21,342
- I'm Sherry, rhymes
with canary.
340
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,210
In a past life I was
a cyberkinetic force
of unknown origin,
341
00:19:24,212 --> 00:19:27,814
but in this life, I'm a
poetry major.
342
00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:29,248
Which means I pay the
rent by testing cosmetics,
343
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:32,385
which is why my face
is kind of puffy today.
344
00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,920
Don't stare.
345
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:43,128
- I am Nick.
346
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,207
- I'm an art curator.
347
00:19:57,209 --> 00:19:58,808
I was supposed to
lead the benefit tour
348
00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:01,877
of the abstract exhibit
at the met tonight.
349
00:20:01,879 --> 00:20:05,949
Just me, in new
York's leading lights.
350
00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:08,083
Yeah, instead I get to
spend it with four strangers
351
00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:12,754
who clearly wash their hands
less than three times a day.
352
00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:15,390
- That's the national average.
353
00:20:15,392 --> 00:20:17,660
- I know.
354
00:20:17,662 --> 00:20:20,695
My name is Glen.
355
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,965
- I'm Tim giles.
356
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:27,868
And first off, cyberkinetic
forces, if they exist at all
357
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:31,238
have origins as
definable as any other,
358
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,674
unless they lay outside the
realm of time and space,
359
00:20:33,676 --> 00:20:38,978
Secondly, I don't buy that
you're going out for Chinese.
360
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:42,747
Not in those shoes.
361
00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:47,118
- Uh, well, we're headed to
362
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,321
a salsa bar to dance
with illegal people.
363
00:20:50,323 --> 00:20:53,223
It's our little
Christmas charity.
364
00:20:53,225 --> 00:20:57,462
So sue us.
365
00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,030
- It's not a winnable case.
366
00:21:02,101 --> 00:21:05,034
- Are you kidding me?
367
00:21:05,036 --> 00:21:08,037
Why so serious? Huh?
368
00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:12,041
We got a party here!
369
00:21:13,143 --> 00:21:14,943
- Looking good.
370
00:21:14,945 --> 00:21:17,045
Stop!
371
00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:30,991
- Say what you're gonna say.
372
00:21:30,993 --> 00:21:34,128
- We got a problem
getting you out of there.
373
00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:35,763
- I know this.
374
00:21:35,765 --> 00:21:37,230
Que pasa?
375
00:21:37,232 --> 00:21:40,834
- We got people stuck in
elevators all around the block.
376
00:21:40,836 --> 00:21:43,869
Your Van severed
their main power line.
377
00:21:43,871 --> 00:21:45,070
- I screw the pooch?
378
00:21:45,072 --> 00:21:46,371
- Yeah, you did.
379
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,108
But your Van is also
connecting the two halves
380
00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:49,775
of the backup line.
381
00:21:49,777 --> 00:21:51,910
The reason those elevators
haven't fallen to the ground
382
00:21:51,912 --> 00:21:54,045
is because your Van is
conducting electricity to their
383
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:55,880
emergency breaks.
384
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,115
- What are you gonna do?
385
00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,750
- We're gonna dig down
either side of you,
386
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,251
splice a line around your Van,
387
00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:03,354
lift you up and get
you out of there.
388
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,422
- Hope it works.
389
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:07,290
- Me too.
390
00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:09,459
Can I get you anything else?
391
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,961
- Yeah.
392
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:15,065
I want to see my senora.
393
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,032
- Guadalupe?
394
00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:19,769
- My real senora.
395
00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:22,470
- A gunshot?
396
00:22:22,472 --> 00:22:26,375
I don't think so, no.
397
00:22:26,377 --> 00:22:28,476
But if we did have
a gun in here,
398
00:22:28,478 --> 00:22:32,013
- Tell them we'll shoot
a person every hour until
399
00:22:32,015 --> 00:22:33,447
they rescue us.
400
00:22:33,449 --> 00:22:37,017
- No wonder you're a drummer,
you're so aggressive.
401
00:22:37,019 --> 00:22:39,820
- 10 more minutes, more or less.
402
00:22:39,822 --> 00:22:41,421
They're working on it
as fast as they can.
403
00:22:41,423 --> 00:22:43,957
- Let's pry the doors open.
404
00:22:43,959 --> 00:22:48,861
- I never want to
see that gun again.
405
00:22:51,098 --> 00:22:52,865
- Rotate?
406
00:22:52,867 --> 00:22:54,567
- Yeah.
407
00:23:13,050 --> 00:23:16,520
- Gonna be starting the
hallelujah chorus about now.
408
00:23:16,522 --> 00:23:18,822
- They're asleep.
409
00:23:18,824 --> 00:23:20,456
- Why would you say that?
410
00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:23,860
You're one of the world's
most accomplished violinists.
411
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:26,328
- I'm one of the world's
most bored violinists.
412
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:28,163
I wanted to be a dancer.
413
00:23:28,165 --> 00:23:29,865
- Then why aren't you?
414
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,100
- My mother made me give
it up for the violin.
415
00:23:32,102 --> 00:23:34,403
- I got to admit, playing
dead guy's compositions
416
00:23:34,405 --> 00:23:37,972
over and over again
kinda bums me out.
417
00:23:37,974 --> 00:23:40,908
Mozart, bach, handel,
418
00:23:40,910 --> 00:23:43,010
those guys have got more
control over my life than I do
419
00:23:43,012 --> 00:23:46,614
and they've been dead
for over 300 years.
420
00:23:46,616 --> 00:23:48,381
- Yeah, when I was a little
girl I used to dream of
421
00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:51,384
playing for the
queen of england.
422
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:52,985
I taped a picture of
her to my bedroom wall
423
00:23:52,987 --> 00:23:56,323
and practiced in front of it.
424
00:23:56,325 --> 00:23:59,024
Two years ago, there she was
425
00:23:59,026 --> 00:24:01,994
sitting in our audience.
426
00:24:03,496 --> 00:24:07,399
- When I warm up
before a concert,
427
00:24:07,401 --> 00:24:11,069
I do it exactly the way
my father taught me.
428
00:24:13,873 --> 00:24:16,340
It's like a prayer to him.
429
00:24:21,212 --> 00:24:24,514
- I like boy bands.
430
00:24:24,516 --> 00:24:27,149
- Please tell me
that wasn't dawn.
431
00:24:27,151 --> 00:24:28,584
- She's got a gun,
432
00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:31,087
she can like whoever she wants.
433
00:24:38,961 --> 00:24:41,162
- Come on, i
said I was sorry.
434
00:24:41,164 --> 00:24:43,464
I didn't mean to freak you out.
435
00:24:43,466 --> 00:24:46,167
- Now, how long has it been
436
00:24:46,169 --> 00:24:50,204
since we got stuck in here?
437
00:24:51,306 --> 00:24:55,208
- Ugh, two hours?
438
00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:57,477
It's the only elevator
in the building, right?
439
00:24:57,479 --> 00:24:59,480
- Yeah.
440
00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:04,417
- So they gotta know that
we are still stuck in here!
441
00:25:16,629 --> 00:25:20,331
- I'm not an only child.
442
00:25:23,535 --> 00:25:26,103
- What?
443
00:25:26,105 --> 00:25:28,638
- I'm not an only child.
444
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:32,042
I'm the middle of five.
445
00:25:32,044 --> 00:25:34,977
My dad was a janitor
446
00:25:34,979 --> 00:25:39,982
but I did have all the
aspirations of the rich kids.
447
00:25:41,318 --> 00:25:44,620
Debate club, early graduation,
448
00:25:44,622 --> 00:25:46,988
and the whole bit.
449
00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:51,259
But as soon as I got
accepted to Princeton
450
00:25:51,261 --> 00:25:56,097
and Yale and Harvard,
i realized I just,
451
00:25:56,099 --> 00:26:00,400
I really didn't want
to go to any of them.
452
00:26:00,402 --> 00:26:03,737
It was, I don't know,
453
00:26:03,739 --> 00:26:06,406
I was just completely burnt out.
454
00:26:06,408 --> 00:26:09,608
So I stayed home
and went to a couple
455
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:13,278
community college classes.
456
00:26:16,049 --> 00:26:17,984
I'm not even a paralegal.
457
00:26:17,986 --> 00:26:20,685
- Ahh, lies.
458
00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:25,389
- I just make copies and coffee.
459
00:26:27,727 --> 00:26:31,762
Speaking of which,
I'm really hungry.
460
00:26:31,764 --> 00:26:35,199
Do you have anything
in these bags?
461
00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:40,137
- I don't know.
462
00:26:50,079 --> 00:26:53,348
I'll make you a deal.
463
00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:10,563
- Hello? Hello!
464
00:27:10,565 --> 00:27:12,365
- Harris
and son, can you hold?
465
00:27:12,367 --> 00:27:15,068
- No, I can't.
466
00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:18,671
- Okay,
sir, what's the problem?
467
00:27:18,673 --> 00:27:20,073
- What do you think
the problem is?
468
00:27:20,075 --> 00:27:22,174
I'm stuck in this
damned elevator!
469
00:27:22,176 --> 00:27:23,575
- Yeah, I see that.
470
00:27:23,577 --> 00:27:26,577
Uh, we're dealing with
a situation down here.
471
00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:29,047
I'm gonna check it out
as soon as possible.
472
00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:30,281
Really sorry about that.
473
00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:32,283
- You've just spoken
four complete sentences
474
00:27:32,285 --> 00:27:35,386
without providing one drop
of pertinent information.
475
00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,821
I already realize my
elevator has a situation
476
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,657
and you being sorry
in and of itself
477
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,459
is not pertinent.
478
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:45,162
Your checking out the
problem is not pertinent.
479
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:47,330
I doubt that you
are even pertinent!
480
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:51,267
But whoever you are, you
better get this elevator moving
481
00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:54,103
in one minute or
i will find you,
482
00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:57,073
fire you, and then make
sure that you are fired
483
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:59,575
from your next three
jobs after that.
484
00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:01,576
Is that pertinent
enough for you?
485
00:28:03,313 --> 00:28:06,513
Hello? Hello?
486
00:28:22,530 --> 00:28:26,099
- Over two hours.
487
00:28:27,101 --> 00:28:28,733
What's going on?
488
00:28:28,735 --> 00:28:33,271
- It can't be that hard
to reset the system.
489
00:28:43,782 --> 00:28:47,718
- Don't let him get to you, doc.
490
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:52,789
- The idea of a higher power
helps someone, then great.
491
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,859
Personally, I don't buy it.
492
00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:57,493
- You don't buy it
or you don't buy
493
00:28:57,495 --> 00:29:01,297
that anyone should buy it?
494
00:29:02,398 --> 00:29:05,167
- I don't like to see
good people get hurt
495
00:29:05,169 --> 00:29:08,769
putting faith in things
that aren't real.
496
00:29:08,771 --> 00:29:12,741
- Did you get hurt, doc?
497
00:29:17,579 --> 00:29:21,214
- It's just not real.
498
00:29:22,183 --> 00:29:25,151
- Are heart transplants real?
499
00:29:25,153 --> 00:29:30,923
- Now, but they were only
imaginary a few decades ago.
500
00:29:30,925 --> 00:29:34,360
- So if we wait long enough
then anything can be--
501
00:29:37,497 --> 00:29:40,299
- ow!
502
00:29:43,436 --> 00:29:46,838
- Hello?
503
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,906
Yeah?
504
00:29:48,908 --> 00:29:51,943
Okay.
505
00:29:55,780 --> 00:30:00,383
I think we might have
killed the backup system.
506
00:30:01,652 --> 00:30:02,818
- If ever there was an argument
507
00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:05,922
against intelligent design...
508
00:30:20,836 --> 00:30:22,970
- Ping.
509
00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:28,942
- Huh, "abandon hope,
all ye who enter here."
510
00:30:28,944 --> 00:30:32,779
- Okay, I'm gonna pretend
that I didn't see that.
511
00:30:55,401 --> 00:30:56,968
- Could you
please stop doing that?
512
00:30:56,970 --> 00:30:59,937
- Hey, we're stuck between
the 15th and 16th floors.
513
00:30:59,939 --> 00:31:02,906
- So the logical solution
is to lower us half a floor
514
00:31:02,908 --> 00:31:04,774
by accessing the reserve cable.
515
00:31:04,776 --> 00:31:06,809
- There's no such
thing as a reserve cable,
516
00:31:06,811 --> 00:31:07,944
but nice try.
517
00:31:07,946 --> 00:31:09,346
- Don't patronize me,
518
00:31:09,348 --> 00:31:10,814
we all have the same problem,
519
00:31:10,816 --> 00:31:13,816
one problem, increasing the
ratio of problem solvers
520
00:31:13,818 --> 00:31:16,252
to said problem inevitably
improves our chances
521
00:31:16,254 --> 00:31:18,286
of solving that
problem is less time.
522
00:31:18,288 --> 00:31:19,821
- Sir, we
are working very hard--
523
00:31:19,823 --> 00:31:22,558
- possibility number one,
a secondary source of power
524
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,993
as evidenced by the
backup lights is available
525
00:31:24,995 --> 00:31:27,262
and while probably insufficient
to simultaneously power
526
00:31:27,264 --> 00:31:29,329
every elevator in the
building, might be fed
527
00:31:29,331 --> 00:31:30,631
exclusively to one.
528
00:31:35,503 --> 00:31:38,839
- Seven and a half
billion people in the world
529
00:31:38,841 --> 00:31:41,374
and you manage to piss
off the one man who could
530
00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:43,509
possibly help us.
531
00:31:43,511 --> 00:31:47,480
- There are only 7.163
billion people in the world.
532
00:31:49,716 --> 00:31:52,717
Point taken.
533
00:31:53,619 --> 00:31:56,988
- It was
dark, it was misty,
534
00:31:56,990 --> 00:31:59,991
it was no night to
be running out of gas
535
00:31:59,993 --> 00:32:02,893
on a lonely country road.
536
00:32:02,895 --> 00:32:05,929
The husband locked
his wife in the car
537
00:32:05,931 --> 00:32:08,531
while he went for help.
538
00:32:08,533 --> 00:32:12,069
But when he came
back, she was dead
539
00:32:12,071 --> 00:32:13,937
and there was someone
he'd never seen before
540
00:32:13,939 --> 00:32:16,739
in the car with her.
541
00:32:16,741 --> 00:32:18,808
But the doors had
not been opened,
542
00:32:18,810 --> 00:32:22,878
the windows had not
been rolled down.
543
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,682
The car--
- it was a baby.
544
00:32:29,752 --> 00:32:33,421
- Why can't you take a
picture of an Indian woman
545
00:32:33,423 --> 00:32:35,790
with hair curlers?
546
00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:37,491
- You need a
camera to take a picture,
547
00:32:37,493 --> 00:32:40,027
not hair curlers.
548
00:32:47,034 --> 00:32:50,537
- Take an empty wine
bottle, drop a coin it
549
00:32:50,539 --> 00:32:53,839
and put a cork in the
top of the bottle.
550
00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:56,575
How can you get the coin
out without removing
551
00:32:56,577 --> 00:32:59,644
the cork?
552
00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:01,379
There's no such thing
as a question without
553
00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:03,816
an answer.
554
00:33:03,818 --> 00:33:06,417
You might not know it
now, but it's out there,
555
00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,353
waiting to be found.
556
00:33:08,355 --> 00:33:11,621
Wanting to be found.
557
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:14,558
It's almost always simple.
558
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,861
So simple, it's almost silly.
559
00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:21,498
And when you find it,
560
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:26,402
well, there's no feeling
like it in the world.
561
00:33:32,642 --> 00:33:35,844
- My wife's gonna kill me.
562
00:33:35,846 --> 00:33:38,113
- My dad's gonna kill
me when he finds out
563
00:33:38,115 --> 00:33:39,980
I was fired.
564
00:33:39,982 --> 00:33:41,983
- Laid off.
565
00:33:41,985 --> 00:33:44,952
- He's a
big time developer.
566
00:33:44,954 --> 00:33:48,689
All he cares about
is work and money.
567
00:33:48,691 --> 00:33:51,991
He's building a skyscraper
with a five floor penthouse,
568
00:33:51,993 --> 00:33:53,660
just for him.
569
00:33:53,662 --> 00:33:56,162
- You know, I've had to
lay off 238 people since I
570
00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:57,964
started this job?
571
00:33:57,966 --> 00:34:01,400
I have list at home of
everybody I've ever laid off.
572
00:34:01,402 --> 00:34:03,935
I don't know why I keep it.
573
00:34:03,937 --> 00:34:06,872
- Probably helps you to
pretend you really care.
574
00:34:06,874 --> 00:34:08,607
- What are you a Saint?
575
00:34:08,609 --> 00:34:10,942
It's like watching tornado
coverage on the news,
576
00:34:10,944 --> 00:34:12,843
you know you should feel
bad but then you just
577
00:34:12,845 --> 00:34:15,513
change the channel and
thank god it wasn't you.
578
00:34:15,515 --> 00:34:17,748
You know what the execs
call you employees?
579
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,183
Care bears.
580
00:34:19,185 --> 00:34:21,419
- Know what they call you?
581
00:34:21,421 --> 00:34:23,587
Snow white because
you're so bored
582
00:34:23,589 --> 00:34:26,890
and disengaged that you
might as well be dead.
583
00:34:26,892 --> 00:34:28,024
- Snow white?
584
00:34:28,026 --> 00:34:30,626
- Yeah, Dave called
you sasquatch,
585
00:34:30,628 --> 00:34:33,730
but he never made any sense.
586
00:34:33,732 --> 00:34:36,799
- Dave,
you know Dave slept
587
00:34:36,801 --> 00:34:39,802
on my couch one night?
588
00:34:39,804 --> 00:34:44,006
Yeah, company Christmas
party two years ago.
589
00:34:44,008 --> 00:34:47,909
Dave, designated driver Dave,
590
00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:51,679
gets so sloshed, calls
a cab, climbs inside,
591
00:34:51,681 --> 00:34:53,780
and can't remember
where he lives.
592
00:34:53,782 --> 00:34:55,715
The hotel gives him my
address since I'm the guy
593
00:34:55,717 --> 00:34:56,984
who paid for the party,
594
00:34:56,986 --> 00:35:00,554
he shows up at my house,
he's got no idea he's
595
00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:01,755
at the wrong place.
596
00:35:01,757 --> 00:35:03,923
He waltzes in on my wife and me,
597
00:35:03,925 --> 00:35:06,025
so we take him out and
put him on the couch.
598
00:35:06,027 --> 00:35:09,562
Next morning we get up,
he's gone without a trace.
599
00:35:09,564 --> 00:35:11,530
Blanket's folded
up, the whole bit,
600
00:35:11,532 --> 00:35:13,132
like he was never there.
601
00:35:13,134 --> 00:35:15,467
And he never said a word
about it and neither did I,
602
00:35:15,469 --> 00:35:18,470
but every Christmas, there's
a plate of sugar cookies
603
00:35:18,472 --> 00:35:20,571
arrives on our doorstep.
604
00:35:20,573 --> 00:35:22,774
Little reindeer sugar cookies
605
00:35:22,776 --> 00:35:24,943
and I know it's
Dave bringing them.
606
00:35:24,945 --> 00:35:27,077
- That's not Dave.
607
00:35:27,079 --> 00:35:29,780
It's accounting.
608
00:35:29,782 --> 00:35:33,082
They put eyedrops in them,
609
00:35:33,784 --> 00:35:36,720
diarrhea.
610
00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:40,523
- That explains a lot.
611
00:35:41,992 --> 00:35:46,661
- Oh, I know, it's just the
worst thing ever, isn't it?
612
00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:51,500
- Perfect.
- - Okay.
613
00:35:52,235 --> 00:35:54,969
- All right.
614
00:36:00,943 --> 00:36:03,143
Wow.
615
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,256
Let's do it.
616
00:36:26,933 --> 00:36:27,832
- Sir?
617
00:36:27,834 --> 00:36:31,302
- Hello? Yes, I'm in here!
618
00:36:31,304 --> 00:36:32,770
- We're
trying to get you down.
619
00:36:32,772 --> 00:36:34,070
There's a power
outage a block away
620
00:36:34,072 --> 00:36:35,071
and it looks like
it might be awhile.
621
00:36:35,073 --> 00:36:37,107
- Just open the damn door!
622
00:36:37,109 --> 00:36:39,976
even if we could--
- is there anything
623
00:36:39,978 --> 00:36:42,145
you know how to do?
624
00:36:42,147 --> 00:36:46,181
- you're fired!
That's what you are!
625
00:36:47,851 --> 00:36:50,219
Hello?
626
00:36:50,221 --> 00:36:53,088
Hello? Come back here!
627
00:36:57,026 --> 00:37:00,261
Hello? Hello?
628
00:37:01,796 --> 00:37:04,632
Oh, shit!
629
00:37:05,768 --> 00:37:08,068
Get me
630
00:37:08,070 --> 00:37:11,071
out of here!
631
00:37:31,591 --> 00:37:34,292
- Like this.
632
00:37:36,261 --> 00:37:39,296
- Well, it's
not as big as my face.
633
00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:41,664
- You gotta push harder.
634
00:37:44,936 --> 00:37:48,004
- Ow! You little runt.
635
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,774
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
636
00:37:52,776 --> 00:37:55,979
I almost started to pee.
637
00:37:57,147 --> 00:37:58,981
- Think
of something else.
638
00:37:58,983 --> 00:38:00,215
Think about cars.
639
00:38:00,217 --> 00:38:02,918
What kind of car do
you think she drives?
640
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,019
- What's she do, chief?
641
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:07,288
- She's a harpist
in the orchestra.
642
00:38:07,290 --> 00:38:09,290
- So she's gotta
drive something big
643
00:38:09,292 --> 00:38:11,993
enough to haul the harp around.
644
00:38:11,995 --> 00:38:14,795
She's what? 35?
645
00:38:14,797 --> 00:38:16,029
- 32.
646
00:38:16,031 --> 00:38:17,697
- A young,
poor musician,
647
00:38:17,699 --> 00:38:18,999
it's gotta be used.
648
00:38:19,001 --> 00:38:23,103
A 2001 Volvo wagon.
649
00:38:23,938 --> 00:38:26,405
- No, her husband's a
computer programmer.
650
00:38:26,407 --> 00:38:31,410
- So, we do have a
little money. Hmm.
651
00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:34,079
A Land Rover?
652
00:38:34,081 --> 00:38:35,848
- Could be.
653
00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,049
- 10 bucks says it's red.
654
00:38:37,051 --> 00:38:38,149
- Why?
655
00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:40,151
- Musicians love red.
656
00:38:40,153 --> 00:38:44,087
Passionate artist, dressed
in black all the time.
657
00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:46,758
Whenever they can,
they choose red.
658
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,892
- Says who?
659
00:38:47,894 --> 00:38:50,360
- Says...
660
00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:51,962
Studies.
661
00:38:51,964 --> 00:38:53,864
- I bet her car's
black 'cause she's
662
00:38:53,866 --> 00:38:55,364
conditioned to like black.
663
00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:57,166
- I bet it's brown.
664
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,969
Look at her hair color.
665
00:38:58,971 --> 00:39:00,970
She's kept it natural.
666
00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:03,973
How 'bout you, Dr. moneybags?
667
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:09,044
- Mmm, I'll say
white, not off white,
668
00:39:09,046 --> 00:39:10,011
pure white.
669
00:39:10,013 --> 00:39:11,946
You know, like heaven.
670
00:39:11,948 --> 00:39:14,015
- Here we go.
671
00:39:14,017 --> 00:39:18,185
- Look, let's be honest,
god, white beard, angels.
672
00:39:18,187 --> 00:39:21,121
Isn't that the most ridiculous
thing you've ever heard?
673
00:39:21,123 --> 00:39:22,889
- Is there anything
about our existence
674
00:39:22,891 --> 00:39:24,425
that isn't ridiculous?
675
00:39:24,427 --> 00:39:26,260
- Sure there is.
676
00:39:26,262 --> 00:39:29,462
- Let's assume the
universe existed
677
00:39:29,464 --> 00:39:33,066
only as random chaos
678
00:39:33,068 --> 00:39:35,967
and 14 billion years ago
679
00:39:35,969 --> 00:39:37,904
there was a big bang
680
00:39:37,906 --> 00:39:41,907
and out of it came planets
and stars and vegetables
681
00:39:41,909 --> 00:39:45,209
and cavemen and the
five of us all sitting
682
00:39:45,211 --> 00:39:46,744
right here in this elevator?
683
00:39:46,746 --> 00:39:48,479
Is that possible?
684
00:39:48,481 --> 00:39:49,981
- You bet it is.
685
00:39:49,983 --> 00:39:53,818
- And is it also crazy?
686
00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:58,888
Yeah, because I don't care
how any of us got here,
687
00:39:58,890 --> 00:40:03,960
it's mind-blowing,
incredible and grand.
688
00:40:05,296 --> 00:40:10,032
- All right, a beautiful,
young wife whose heart is being
689
00:40:10,034 --> 00:40:14,937
strangled now, explain that
and a loving god to me,
690
00:40:14,939 --> 00:40:18,907
on this fine Christmas Eve?
691
00:40:19,241 --> 00:40:22,343
- I can't.
692
00:40:23,145 --> 00:40:25,512
I'll tell you what
i can explain.
693
00:40:25,514 --> 00:40:29,350
One summer evening
when I was 10,
694
00:40:29,352 --> 00:40:34,121
I was playing outside because
my parents were fighting.
695
00:40:34,123 --> 00:40:37,790
The sun was going down
and I turned around
696
00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:42,862
to look at my house
and I had this feeling
697
00:40:43,063 --> 00:40:48,133
as clear as anything
that god knows who I am.
698
00:40:49,034 --> 00:40:51,469
It wasn't like, here's
the whole story,
699
00:40:51,471 --> 00:40:56,441
or now it's us against
them, it was just
700
00:40:59,377 --> 00:41:02,946
know this,
701
00:41:02,948 --> 00:41:06,049
know this one thing.
702
00:41:06,051 --> 00:41:10,119
And, uh, I could
never deny what I felt
703
00:41:10,121 --> 00:41:12,388
at that moment
704
00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:16,091
and hanging on to it
gets me passed the things
705
00:41:16,093 --> 00:41:19,395
that I don't understand.
706
00:41:19,397 --> 00:41:23,198
I don't know everything,
but it doesn't mean
707
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,535
I don't know anything.
708
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:36,110
- Yeah, yeah,
we're almost down to the mains.
709
00:41:37,379 --> 00:41:40,213
That's great, not too deep.
710
00:41:41,449 --> 00:41:45,485
Yeah, well, I'll get
right back to you.
711
00:41:45,487 --> 00:41:48,421
- Mr. Cooper?
712
00:41:48,956 --> 00:41:50,289
- Mrs. Lopez?
713
00:41:56,029 --> 00:41:59,097
the top of our elevator's
got to be no more
714
00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:01,299
than 10 feet from
the next floor.
715
00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:04,101
- Why not just break the
bottle to get the coin out?
716
00:42:04,103 --> 00:42:05,303
- You can't break the bottle.
717
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:06,903
- Can you melt it?
718
00:42:06,905 --> 00:42:08,939
- No, because you can't
alter the condition
719
00:42:08,941 --> 00:42:10,274
of the bottle in any way.
720
00:42:10,276 --> 00:42:14,077
- Hey, could you give
me a boost, big guy?
721
00:42:16,113 --> 00:42:19,114
Okay.
722
00:42:19,116 --> 00:42:22,017
- Ah, let's play charades.
723
00:42:22,019 --> 00:42:22,619
- Yes!
724
00:42:22,621 --> 00:42:24,620
- I'll go first.
725
00:42:24,622 --> 00:42:26,455
- It's movie.
- - Yes.
726
00:42:26,457 --> 00:42:28,090
- Two words.
727
00:42:28,092 --> 00:42:30,058
- There's no light
coming from the other floors.
728
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:33,094
No way to tell how
far the next one is.
729
00:42:33,096 --> 00:42:36,130
- A horse, a deer?
730
00:42:37,399 --> 00:42:40,067
- Deer hunter?
731
00:42:42,371 --> 00:42:44,271
- It's a dog.
732
00:42:44,273 --> 00:42:46,606
- If we
could get up there,
733
00:42:46,608 --> 00:42:49,109
the doors probably wouldn't
open with the power out.
734
00:42:50,346 --> 00:42:52,011
- Benji?
735
00:42:52,013 --> 00:42:54,080
- Hounds of the damned?
736
00:42:54,082 --> 00:42:56,082
- Old yeller.
737
00:42:56,084 --> 00:42:58,016
- Yeah.
738
00:42:58,018 --> 00:42:59,517
- How did he get that?
739
00:42:59,519 --> 00:43:03,121
- Saddest movie ever,
scarred me for life,
740
00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:04,289
I loved it.
741
00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:06,591
- Saddest thing you
can think of, go!
742
00:43:06,593 --> 00:43:09,126
- A puppy in a full body cast
743
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:12,129
and he's crying and
in the reflection
744
00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:14,531
of one of the tears,
there's a unicorn and he's
745
00:43:14,533 --> 00:43:17,034
starving to death.
746
00:43:17,036 --> 00:43:18,636
- Hmm, it's hard to top that.
747
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:20,336
- Yes, it is.
748
00:43:20,338 --> 00:43:23,273
- A boy who eats
his best friend.
749
00:43:23,275 --> 00:43:25,908
- Ew.
750
00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:29,012
- Um, a bunny who
falls in a well
751
00:43:29,014 --> 00:43:32,547
and no one can
save him because--
752
00:43:32,549 --> 00:43:35,584
- everyone's been eaten.
753
00:43:37,052 --> 00:43:41,657
- Your turn, Einstein,
saddest thing ever.
754
00:43:43,392 --> 00:43:46,460
- Well, there was a
scientist who lived
755
00:43:46,462 --> 00:43:49,529
300 years ago who
wanted to figure out
756
00:43:49,531 --> 00:43:52,166
how much the earth weighed.
757
00:43:52,168 --> 00:43:54,134
And he theorized a
series of measurements
758
00:43:54,136 --> 00:43:56,369
that could be taken
using pendulums, weights,
759
00:43:56,371 --> 00:43:58,004
and counterweights.
760
00:43:58,006 --> 00:44:02,074
He spent years building
his ingenious contraption
761
00:44:02,076 --> 00:44:04,009
and then he died.
762
00:44:04,011 --> 00:44:06,111
He knew exactly how
to get the answer,
763
00:44:06,113 --> 00:44:10,548
but he never got to know it.
764
00:44:16,989 --> 00:44:20,091
Everything that
has ever occurred,
765
00:44:20,093 --> 00:44:22,059
everything that ever will occur
766
00:44:22,061 --> 00:44:24,394
is subject to laws
that are knowable
767
00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:26,163
and with enough
of that knowledge,
768
00:44:26,165 --> 00:44:29,165
you could literally
understand everything.
769
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:32,336
And to live in
recognition of that Gulf,
770
00:44:32,338 --> 00:44:34,737
between what is knowable,
which is everything,
771
00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:38,473
and what we actually know,
which is almost nothing,
772
00:44:38,475 --> 00:44:42,043
well that's more than sad.
773
00:44:42,045 --> 00:44:45,146
It's the ultimate human tragedy.
774
00:44:53,154 --> 00:44:55,723
- You know the problem
with this company?
775
00:44:55,725 --> 00:44:58,325
Global energy's a
big challenge, right?
776
00:44:58,327 --> 00:45:01,094
So we think we gotta
be a big company,
777
00:45:01,096 --> 00:45:04,764
so we end up big and
slow and old-fashioned.
778
00:45:04,766 --> 00:45:06,332
No way to stay ahead of
the curve when you're built
779
00:45:06,334 --> 00:45:08,167
like an aircraft carrier.
780
00:45:08,169 --> 00:45:11,270
- Yeah, it's the worst
place to be though,
781
00:45:11,272 --> 00:45:13,171
ahead of the curve.
782
00:45:13,173 --> 00:45:18,142
- Everyone is always
focusing on energy sources,
783
00:45:18,144 --> 00:45:20,244
I mean you can get
energy from anything:
784
00:45:20,246 --> 00:45:22,381
Water, corn, dead dinosaurs,
785
00:45:22,383 --> 00:45:25,616
but it's the delivery
of energy that poses
786
00:45:25,618 --> 00:45:27,485
the greatest opportunity.
787
00:45:27,487 --> 00:45:29,219
And it's simple.
788
00:45:29,221 --> 00:45:30,420
- You mean microgrids?
789
00:45:30,422 --> 00:45:32,155
- No, no, no.
790
00:45:32,157 --> 00:45:33,256
- The fiberoptic?
791
00:45:33,258 --> 00:45:35,225
- Nope.
792
00:45:35,227 --> 00:45:38,495
- What?
793
00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:48,070
What is this? Your Magnum opus?
794
00:45:48,072 --> 00:45:50,372
- Check it out.
795
00:45:55,811 --> 00:45:57,644
- This is your idea?
796
00:45:57,646 --> 00:45:59,147
- I said it was simple.
797
00:45:59,149 --> 00:46:01,516
- Why haven't you
shared this with anyone?
798
00:46:01,518 --> 00:46:04,117
- I'm in tech support,
or rather was,
799
00:46:04,119 --> 00:46:05,685
plus, it's not fully
thought out yet.
800
00:46:05,687 --> 00:46:07,587
I mean, I can deliver
energy straight to your
801
00:46:07,589 --> 00:46:10,189
front porch, but if you've
got a house with stoneage
802
00:46:10,191 --> 00:46:12,559
circuitry, well, that's where
803
00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:14,593
the magic ends.
804
00:46:14,595 --> 00:46:17,596
- Well, who says you need
to go inside the house?
805
00:46:17,598 --> 00:46:19,665
Make them go out and get it.
806
00:46:19,667 --> 00:46:22,600
Not the people, the gadgets.
807
00:46:24,136 --> 00:46:25,537
- They want
a second extension,
808
00:46:25,539 --> 00:46:27,772
one way or another, somebody's
gonna hung out to dry
809
00:46:27,774 --> 00:46:32,076
Call the fixer, get the
names of all the other
810
00:46:32,078 --> 00:46:35,479
competitors, take out
separate lawsuits,
811
00:46:35,481 --> 00:46:38,215
get hillman back
from his honeymoon,
812
00:46:38,217 --> 00:46:39,817
he can help.
813
00:46:39,819 --> 00:46:43,653
And find the name of
kelso's favorite restaurant,
814
00:46:43,655 --> 00:46:46,556
buy it, we can't
wine and dine him,
815
00:46:46,558 --> 00:46:50,193
let's make damn sure
no other bugger can.
816
00:46:53,364 --> 00:46:55,097
- Show me what's
underneath that shell.
817
00:46:55,099 --> 00:46:56,431
Think about the clogger.
818
00:46:56,433 --> 00:46:57,399
- I hate the clogger.
819
00:46:57,401 --> 00:46:58,667
- How much do you hate him?
820
00:46:59,735 --> 00:47:00,768
Clogging in the morning,
821
00:47:00,770 --> 00:47:02,136
clogging in the evening,
822
00:47:02,138 --> 00:47:03,839
clogging 'til you want to die.
823
00:47:03,841 --> 00:47:06,307
He clogs for the girl in 43.
824
00:47:06,309 --> 00:47:09,176
But you know what,
she's not a lover,
825
00:47:09,178 --> 00:47:12,212
she's a fighter.
826
00:47:12,214 --> 00:47:14,214
We're not making copies today.
827
00:47:14,216 --> 00:47:16,850
She's got a jaw of steel,
ladies and gentlemen.
828
00:47:16,852 --> 00:47:19,719
Show me what's
underneath that shell.
829
00:47:19,721 --> 00:47:21,154
A heart of glass.
830
00:47:21,156 --> 00:47:22,321
- What does that mean?
831
00:47:22,323 --> 00:47:24,156
- When that
heart gets broken,
832
00:47:24,158 --> 00:47:25,757
ain't nobody gonna come in--
833
00:47:25,759 --> 00:47:28,127
- okay, you know what, I'm done.
834
00:47:28,129 --> 00:47:31,864
I just, I want my
stupid candy bar, okay?
835
00:47:37,403 --> 00:47:39,336
- All right.
836
00:47:40,271 --> 00:47:43,207
You earned it.
837
00:47:43,209 --> 00:47:46,510
- I kind of hate you.
838
00:47:55,354 --> 00:47:58,821
- Hola, Jorge.
839
00:48:12,201 --> 00:48:13,333
- Hey, hey!
840
00:48:13,335 --> 00:48:16,170
- No, no.
841
00:48:50,602 --> 00:48:52,302
- And I want him scared stiff,
842
00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:54,204
I want him scared into action.
843
00:48:54,206 --> 00:48:57,208
These people, they aren't tough,
844
00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:59,375
they're weak people
trying to act tough.
845
00:48:59,377 --> 00:49:00,610
They're wasting my time.
846
00:49:10,954 --> 00:49:14,855
Please? Won't somebody help me?
847
00:49:14,857 --> 00:49:17,992
I am stuck in here!
848
00:49:20,962 --> 00:49:23,564
Help me!
849
00:49:37,944 --> 00:49:40,512
God help me.
850
00:49:43,350 --> 00:49:45,483
- I'll dose her down
to make it last,
851
00:49:45,485 --> 00:49:48,019
but if her vitals
drop, you're gonna have
852
00:49:48,021 --> 00:49:51,923
the mother of all
lawsuits on your hands.
853
00:49:51,925 --> 00:49:53,491
- I'm gonna have the
mother of all divorces
854
00:49:53,493 --> 00:49:56,426
on my hands if I don't
get out of here soon.
855
00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:58,895
I promised my wife I'd take
her to the met tonight,
856
00:49:58,897 --> 00:50:03,367
some Christmas Eve art thing.
857
00:50:04,903 --> 00:50:07,603
- Just go in the corner.
858
00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:11,306
- Not in here, you don't.
859
00:50:11,841 --> 00:50:14,944
- Let me show you a trick.
860
00:50:16,712 --> 00:50:20,382
- Ah, I don't think
that'll handle the volume.
861
00:50:20,384 --> 00:50:22,449
- I did a rotation at
in eastern medicine.
862
00:50:22,451 --> 00:50:24,051
I'm gonna show you
how to block out
863
00:50:24,053 --> 00:50:26,554
pain with your mind.
864
00:50:26,556 --> 00:50:28,956
Stick this into my neck.
865
00:50:50,909 --> 00:50:53,345
The mind controls the body.
866
00:50:53,347 --> 00:50:55,681
The body serves the mind.
867
00:50:55,683 --> 00:50:58,349
Through the mind, into the body.
868
00:50:58,351 --> 00:51:00,751
- So--
- shh.
869
00:51:05,525 --> 00:51:08,825
My body is hereby denied
permission to feel pain.
870
00:51:08,827 --> 00:51:11,361
My mind has not authorized it.
871
00:51:11,363 --> 00:51:14,997
My mind has not deemed it so.
872
00:51:17,668 --> 00:51:18,967
Right here.
873
00:51:18,969 --> 00:51:21,370
All at once.
874
00:51:45,493 --> 00:51:48,427
Ha.
875
00:51:48,962 --> 00:51:51,997
Ha.
876
00:51:57,105 --> 00:51:59,070
Take it out!
877
00:51:59,072 --> 00:52:01,106
Take it out!
878
00:52:01,108 --> 00:52:03,074
- I can't!
879
00:52:03,076 --> 00:52:04,541
- Come here.
880
00:52:04,543 --> 00:52:06,110
Hold still, hold still.
881
00:52:14,652 --> 00:52:15,985
- You said you
wouldn't feel it.
882
00:52:15,987 --> 00:52:17,420
- Yeah.
883
00:52:18,523 --> 00:52:20,156
- Karen? Can you hear me?
884
00:52:21,426 --> 00:52:23,025
Try not to move.
885
00:52:23,027 --> 00:52:25,094
- Heart rate is climbing.
886
00:52:25,096 --> 00:52:28,830
Probably from
somebody screaming.
887
00:52:28,832 --> 00:52:31,566
- Karen, I want you to relax.
888
00:52:31,568 --> 00:52:34,836
Can you hear me?
889
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:42,543
- Where's my husband?
890
00:53:04,964 --> 00:53:07,665
- After several days,
officials changed the mission
891
00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:10,668
from one of rescue to recovery.
892
00:53:10,670 --> 00:53:12,537
But friends and
family held out hope,
893
00:53:12,539 --> 00:53:15,039
staging a candlelight vigil
in the building's lobby
894
00:53:15,041 --> 00:53:18,842
mere feet from where the
group were last seen.
895
00:53:22,979 --> 00:53:25,015
- And it's a regular sized coin?
896
00:53:25,017 --> 00:53:27,984
- Regular sized coin,
regular sized bottle,
897
00:53:27,986 --> 00:53:31,187
regular sized cork.
898
00:53:31,189 --> 00:53:34,823
- Not a time travel thing?
899
00:53:44,066 --> 00:53:46,500
- So, uh,
900
00:53:46,502 --> 00:53:50,472
what do they mean?
901
00:53:51,005 --> 00:53:55,142
- Oh, uh, lots of things.
902
00:53:59,046 --> 00:54:02,747
Uh, this one's for my grandpa.
903
00:54:05,018 --> 00:54:08,086
This one's my mom.
904
00:54:08,955 --> 00:54:12,524
This is my goldfish, Mr. sundae,
905
00:54:12,526 --> 00:54:16,161
he still hasn't figured
out what he wants to say.
906
00:54:17,697 --> 00:54:22,266
- Um, what about,
uh, um, this one?
907
00:54:22,268 --> 00:54:23,934
That one?
908
00:54:23,936 --> 00:54:28,539
- That one's complicated.
909
00:54:32,276 --> 00:54:34,777
- Oh, it's beautiful.
910
00:54:34,779 --> 00:54:36,778
Who's it for?
911
00:54:36,780 --> 00:54:39,147
- A friend.
912
00:54:39,149 --> 00:54:42,985
- A, uh, a girlfriend?
913
00:54:42,987 --> 00:54:46,054
- Not anymore.
914
00:55:04,971 --> 00:55:06,706
- Is that water?
915
00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:08,174
- You have water?
916
00:55:08,176 --> 00:55:10,976
- Yes.
917
00:55:10,978 --> 00:55:13,178
- I think we should
give it to Jacob.
918
00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:14,680
- I'm all right for now.
919
00:55:14,682 --> 00:55:16,014
I think we should save it.
920
00:55:16,016 --> 00:55:17,982
- In case we're
trapped in a smaller,
921
00:55:17,984 --> 00:55:20,052
hotter, elevator some day?
922
00:55:20,054 --> 00:55:22,253
- Maybe Jacob's right,
maybe we should save it.
923
00:55:22,255 --> 00:55:24,055
- Crimeny!
924
00:55:24,057 --> 00:55:25,957
- I'll give you $20 for it.
925
00:55:25,959 --> 00:55:29,860
- I'll give you $100 for it.
926
00:55:29,862 --> 00:55:33,630
- Since when do
you have 100 bucks?
927
00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:39,835
We'll save it for later.
928
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,737
Yeah.
929
00:55:47,044 --> 00:55:51,580
- Christmas Eve,
solo performance,
930
00:55:51,582 --> 00:55:54,749
what do you play?
931
00:55:54,751 --> 00:55:56,884
- I'll be home for Christmas.
932
00:55:58,589 --> 00:56:01,622
- Bing Crosby,
better than Beethoven.
933
00:56:03,593 --> 00:56:05,025
- Got similar
chord progressions.
934
00:56:05,027 --> 00:56:08,294
Not sure what we could
bring to the lyrics.
935
00:58:35,296 --> 00:58:38,130
- Oh yeah.
936
00:58:39,064 --> 00:58:41,365
- It's the same delivery
system you're talking about
937
00:58:41,367 --> 00:58:43,902
but we apply it to both sides,
938
00:58:43,904 --> 00:58:45,837
doubling its efficiency.
939
00:58:45,839 --> 00:58:48,973
You know, places that
don't draw that much power?
940
00:58:48,975 --> 00:58:53,410
- Maybe we could sell the
midwest back to the French.
941
00:58:54,445 --> 00:58:56,813
- Or, we could
offset the difference
942
00:58:56,815 --> 00:58:58,915
with a bigger push
from the primary?
943
00:58:58,917 --> 00:59:00,283
- I don't know.
- - No, no, no.
944
00:59:00,285 --> 00:59:02,985
We're making it too complicated.
945
00:59:02,987 --> 00:59:06,988
The beauty of it was
its simplicity. Right?
946
00:59:06,990 --> 00:59:10,092
How do we turn a rural
area's remoteness,
947
00:59:10,094 --> 00:59:13,394
into a benefit?
948
00:59:17,133 --> 00:59:20,267
- Hello? Is anybody there?
949
00:59:20,269 --> 00:59:23,104
I need to reach my son.
950
00:59:23,106 --> 00:59:27,207
I have to tell him that...
951
00:59:29,843 --> 00:59:32,011
I didn't expect
him to understand.
952
00:59:32,013 --> 00:59:35,915
I certainly don't
expect him to forgive me
953
00:59:37,384 --> 00:59:41,253
but he ought to know
954
00:59:41,255 --> 00:59:45,557
that I know that I screwed up.
955
00:59:45,559 --> 00:59:49,861
I've got a lot of stuff.
956
00:59:49,863 --> 00:59:53,497
That's not what we had.
957
00:59:53,499 --> 00:59:55,466
You, your mum, and me
958
00:59:55,468 --> 01:00:00,104
had a one bedroom
flat in north London.
959
01:00:00,106 --> 01:00:04,207
Archway.
960
01:00:05,409 --> 01:00:09,044
You probably don't remember it
961
01:00:09,046 --> 01:00:12,916
but we were rich.
962
01:00:16,119 --> 01:00:19,921
All this other stuff,
963
01:00:19,923 --> 01:00:23,124
it's nothing!
964
01:00:23,126 --> 01:00:26,194
They dress you up,
965
01:00:26,196 --> 01:00:29,363
they tell you you can
buy everything you want,
966
01:00:29,365 --> 01:00:33,233
act like you own the world,
967
01:00:33,235 --> 01:00:36,469
but that isn't it.
968
01:00:38,439 --> 01:00:43,509
We were rich, James, Jimmy.
969
01:00:46,146 --> 01:00:49,147
So sorry.
970
01:00:52,386 --> 01:00:55,053
I blew it.
971
01:01:04,163 --> 01:01:06,196
- Do you
feel anything, Karen?
972
01:01:06,198 --> 01:01:08,265
- No.
973
01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:14,103
I can't feel my chest.
974
01:01:14,105 --> 01:01:16,339
- Your sternum is held
together with staples,
975
01:01:16,341 --> 01:01:21,043
so it's important that
you hold very still, okay?
976
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,515
- How'd it go?
977
01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:31,386
- Tumor did a lot of damage.
978
01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:34,154
Much more than we
could see on the mri.
979
01:01:34,156 --> 01:01:37,391
It's not good, Karen.
980
01:01:39,026 --> 01:01:41,094
- Am I gonna die?
981
01:01:41,096 --> 01:01:43,564
- You probably have a few weeks.
982
01:01:43,566 --> 01:01:46,366
Maybe a month.
983
01:01:56,509 --> 01:02:00,145
- Do I have to spend
the rest of it in here?
984
01:02:00,147 --> 01:02:02,580
- This all seems
very strange, I know,
985
01:02:02,582 --> 01:02:05,316
but, uh, you'll be
out of here soon
986
01:02:05,318 --> 01:02:07,919
and back together
with your husband.
987
01:02:07,921 --> 01:02:11,522
- No...
988
01:02:11,524 --> 01:02:13,690
I'm not going to tell him.
989
01:02:13,692 --> 01:02:18,094
- Well, he already knows
too much about everything.
990
01:02:18,096 --> 01:02:21,464
He doesn't need to know this.
991
01:02:24,334 --> 01:02:27,102
- Don't we have to tell him?
992
01:02:27,104 --> 01:02:30,571
- Legally, she's the only
one we have to inform.
993
01:02:30,573 --> 01:02:34,076
- He'll know soon enough
what's happening to me.
994
01:02:34,078 --> 01:02:35,210
Dr. Roberts?
995
01:02:35,212 --> 01:02:36,711
- Yes?
996
01:02:36,713 --> 01:02:38,579
- I need something from you.
997
01:02:38,581 --> 01:02:40,114
- What's that, Karen?
998
01:02:40,116 --> 01:02:43,016
- I need you to pray for me.
999
01:02:43,018 --> 01:02:44,518
- I'll be sure to--
- I want you to pray
1000
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:48,088
for me now.
1001
01:02:48,090 --> 01:02:49,723
- Karen, I don't think
that a prayer is gonna--
1002
01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:54,126
- I'm not asking
for a miracle, doc.
1003
01:02:54,128 --> 01:02:57,163
Just a prayer.
1004
01:03:11,510 --> 01:03:15,112
- Dear god, if
1005
01:03:15,114 --> 01:03:17,414
you're there--
- he's there,
1006
01:03:17,416 --> 01:03:20,683
doc, he's there.
1007
01:03:20,685 --> 01:03:23,086
- We have a woman here--
1008
01:03:23,088 --> 01:03:25,155
- I have a name.
1009
01:03:28,192 --> 01:03:32,761
- Karen is very sick.
1010
01:03:32,763 --> 01:03:34,663
- Be honest, doc.
1011
01:03:34,665 --> 01:03:38,166
- Would you let me do this?
1012
01:03:41,204 --> 01:03:46,207
Karen is going to die.
1013
01:03:46,209 --> 01:03:48,009
She has a tumor on her heart
1014
01:03:48,011 --> 01:03:51,178
and there's nothing
that we can do about it.
1015
01:03:51,180 --> 01:03:54,681
So if there's anything
that you can do,
1016
01:03:54,683 --> 01:03:56,683
please do it.
1017
01:03:56,685 --> 01:04:00,686
She's going to be
in a lot of pain and
1018
01:04:02,623 --> 01:04:06,191
her husband is
going to need help.
1019
01:04:06,193 --> 01:04:10,129
Her family and friends
1020
01:04:10,131 --> 01:04:15,100
and all of us,
1021
01:04:15,102 --> 01:04:19,237
we all need to know something.
1022
01:04:21,673 --> 01:04:26,276
Not everything, just something.
1023
01:04:26,278 --> 01:04:27,478
Amen.
1024
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,579
- Amen.
1025
01:04:29,581 --> 01:04:32,182
- Amen.
1026
01:04:32,750 --> 01:04:36,252
You should have prayed for
the elevator too, chief.
1027
01:04:42,559 --> 01:04:45,427
- Well, dimples,
1028
01:04:45,429 --> 01:04:47,729
if they haven't
figure it out by now,
1029
01:04:47,731 --> 01:04:50,131
they ain't gonna figure
it out 'til morning.
1030
01:04:50,133 --> 01:04:54,769
So, don't let the bed bugs bite.
1031
01:04:54,771 --> 01:04:56,570
- Got any more candy bars?
1032
01:04:56,572 --> 01:04:58,572
- I wish.
1033
01:05:03,243 --> 01:05:07,547
- You know, you changed me.
1034
01:05:08,682 --> 01:05:11,818
- I what?
1035
01:05:11,820 --> 01:05:14,386
- Well, you wanted to
prove I was beautiful,
1036
01:05:14,388 --> 01:05:17,089
and the first thing
you did was change
1037
01:05:17,091 --> 01:05:20,492
my hair and makeup.
1038
01:05:20,494 --> 01:05:23,095
- Okay, that's called putting
your best foot forward.
1039
01:05:23,097 --> 01:05:26,797
I believe the greeks
invented that.
1040
01:05:26,799 --> 01:05:28,866
- Well, if you really
thought I was beautiful,
1041
01:05:28,868 --> 01:05:33,137
you would've have
just taken my picture.
1042
01:05:35,173 --> 01:05:37,173
- I'm sorry, uh,
1043
01:05:37,175 --> 01:05:41,877
who's photo was it that i
just took about 300 times?
1044
01:05:42,846 --> 01:05:44,848
- Someone you made
me pretend to be.
1045
01:05:44,850 --> 01:05:47,616
- No, that was you.
1046
01:05:47,618 --> 01:05:50,352
I took those pictures of you.
1047
01:05:50,354 --> 01:05:52,154
If waking you up and
welcoming you back
1048
01:05:52,156 --> 01:05:55,456
to the rest of us is wrong,
then you can lock me up
1049
01:05:55,458 --> 01:05:57,559
and throw away the key.
1050
01:05:57,561 --> 01:06:01,562
Because when some east
villager with non-prescriptive
1051
01:06:01,564 --> 01:06:04,498
lenses in his glasses
makes concentric circles
1052
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,801
of elephant shit on a
canvas and calls it art,
1053
01:06:07,803 --> 01:06:09,803
I thank monet.
1054
01:06:09,805 --> 01:06:12,706
I thank him for
painting lilypads
1055
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:15,474
instead of the
dead carp floating
1056
01:06:15,476 --> 01:06:18,377
on top of the pond,
i lost my metaphor.
1057
01:06:18,379 --> 01:06:20,812
But you know where
I'm coming from.
1058
01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:24,150
And I think you liked it.
1059
01:06:27,219 --> 01:06:30,455
- I think I want to
take some more pictures.
1060
01:06:36,595 --> 01:06:40,731
- You know, I just
want to say...
1061
01:06:44,468 --> 01:06:46,369
I'm not afraid to eat
you guys if that's
1062
01:06:46,371 --> 01:06:48,539
what it comes down to.
1063
01:06:48,541 --> 01:06:51,240
- Think I figured out why
you're still single, Walt.
1064
01:06:51,242 --> 01:06:55,243
- There are no
secrets in elevators.
1065
01:06:56,279 --> 01:07:00,282
- Well, then
1066
01:07:00,284 --> 01:07:03,718
I cheated on my music
theory final at Julliard.
1067
01:07:04,587 --> 01:07:07,955
- I have flowers sent to
me after every concert.
1068
01:07:09,224 --> 01:07:10,958
- I'm the one who farted.
1069
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,626
Ow!
1070
01:07:12,628 --> 01:07:14,228
There can be no retribution,
1071
01:07:14,230 --> 01:07:15,563
it's a confession.
1072
01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:16,897
- Depends on what you confess.
1073
01:07:16,899 --> 01:07:19,666
- Hey, we should
shoot the door open.
1074
01:07:19,668 --> 01:07:21,968
- And then what? Shoot our
way through the brick wall?
1075
01:07:21,970 --> 01:07:23,235
- Maybe we'll be
near an opening.
1076
01:07:23,237 --> 01:07:25,271
- Huh?
- - Okay.
1077
01:07:25,273 --> 01:07:29,841
- Wait a minute, what
about a ricochet?
1078
01:07:32,879 --> 01:07:34,745
- This is a really bad idea.
1079
01:07:34,747 --> 01:07:35,947
- Don't do it, dawn!
1080
01:07:35,949 --> 01:07:38,951
- Forget the water,
open the damn door!
1081
01:07:38,953 --> 01:07:40,284
- Don't give up
your water, Kendra.
1082
01:07:40,286 --> 01:07:42,587
- Maybe we should
all just have a sip.
1083
01:07:42,589 --> 01:07:44,288
- What? Are we in Africa? Huh?
1084
01:07:44,290 --> 01:07:45,488
- It's Kendra's
water, she should do
1085
01:07:45,490 --> 01:07:46,923
what she likes with it.
1086
01:07:46,925 --> 01:07:48,658
- Everyone who thinks the
water should remain a symbol
1087
01:07:48,660 --> 01:07:49,993
of hope, raise your hand.
1088
01:07:49,995 --> 01:07:51,861
- This is
ridiculous, it's her water!
1089
01:07:51,863 --> 01:07:54,264
- Shoot the damn door!
1090
01:07:54,266 --> 01:07:56,566
- Shut up!
1091
01:07:56,568 --> 01:07:57,967
Or I'll pour it out!
1092
01:07:57,969 --> 01:08:02,237
- Okay, fine, okay,
1093
01:08:02,239 --> 01:08:05,507
I will put the gun away.
1094
01:08:05,509 --> 01:08:09,410
But I get to choose
the next song.
1095
01:08:09,412 --> 01:08:11,379
I want to hear silent night
1096
01:08:11,381 --> 01:08:14,448
and I want Mandy to play it.
1097
01:08:15,984 --> 01:08:17,619
- About halfway down,
1098
01:08:17,621 --> 01:08:19,286
the big black one that looks
like it should be pushed.
1099
01:08:19,288 --> 01:08:22,489
Yeah, you push it again to
take a picture.
1100
01:08:22,491 --> 01:08:24,790
- Right, okay, you ready?
1101
01:08:24,792 --> 01:08:25,992
- You're so
pleased with yourself.
1102
01:08:25,994 --> 01:08:28,962
- Well,
wouldn't you be?
1103
01:08:28,964 --> 01:08:30,596
- I guess I deserved that.
1104
01:08:30,598 --> 01:08:32,965
- Yes, okay,
let's see you work it.
1105
01:08:32,967 --> 01:08:35,268
Come on, dimples,
show me some emotion.
1106
01:08:35,270 --> 01:08:38,270
Ooh, all right,
you're the ice cream.
1107
01:08:38,272 --> 01:08:39,638
Crack the shell.
1108
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:41,339
Oh, there it is.
1109
01:08:41,341 --> 01:08:42,374
That's really nice.
1110
01:08:42,376 --> 01:08:43,742
Have you done this before?
1111
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:50,347
This mascara really
brings out your eyes.
1112
01:08:50,349 --> 01:08:53,883
Really nice look on you.
1113
01:08:59,757 --> 01:09:01,824
- I don't know why
you're making me do this.
1114
01:09:01,826 --> 01:09:04,359
- Yes, you do.
1115
01:09:04,361 --> 01:09:08,931
- 3.1415926535358.
1116
01:09:08,933 --> 01:09:13,802
3.14159265358.
1117
01:09:13,804 --> 01:09:18,539
3.14159265358.
1118
01:09:20,810 --> 01:09:21,909
- Hello?
1119
01:09:21,911 --> 01:09:25,713
- Hey!
- - Hello?
1120
01:09:25,715 --> 01:09:27,647
- You guys okay?
1121
01:09:27,649 --> 01:09:29,683
- Ecstatic, yeah.
1122
01:09:29,685 --> 01:09:32,619
- We're about to
splice a broken power line.
1123
01:09:32,621 --> 01:09:33,820
It might get a little bumpy.
1124
01:09:33,822 --> 01:09:35,622
I'll check back in a bit,
1125
01:09:35,624 --> 01:09:37,023
see if you need anything.
1126
01:09:37,025 --> 01:09:38,624
- All right.
1127
01:09:38,626 --> 01:09:42,061
- Actually, we kind of
need something right now.
1128
01:09:42,063 --> 01:09:43,495
- What's that?
1129
01:09:43,497 --> 01:09:45,698
- Well, we've got a wine bottle,
1130
01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:47,433
an empty wine bottle
1131
01:09:47,435 --> 01:09:49,901
and there's a coin in
it and we want to get
1132
01:09:49,903 --> 01:09:54,505
the coin out without
removing the cork.
1133
01:09:56,074 --> 01:09:57,741
- Couldn't you
just push the cork down
1134
01:09:57,743 --> 01:10:00,578
into the bottle, then
pour the coin out?
1135
01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:04,648
- Ah, yeah, that
might work! Thanks!
1136
01:10:09,953 --> 01:10:11,954
- The distances
posed by rural areas
1137
01:10:11,956 --> 01:10:13,956
are no longer an issue.
1138
01:10:13,958 --> 01:10:14,957
- Hey,
this is security.
1139
01:10:14,959 --> 01:10:16,092
Anybody in there?
1140
01:10:16,094 --> 01:10:17,992
- No, no, nobody here.
1141
01:10:17,994 --> 01:10:19,394
We're fine.
1142
01:10:19,396 --> 01:10:21,096
Distances are irrelevant
1143
01:10:21,098 --> 01:10:23,364
as long as the system
itself remains unchanged.
1144
01:10:23,366 --> 01:10:25,633
- I mean, it's
pretty simple, right?
1145
01:10:25,635 --> 01:10:27,569
- Right?
1146
01:10:27,571 --> 01:10:30,104
Slap me in the face.
1147
01:10:30,106 --> 01:10:31,739
Slap me in the face!
1148
01:10:31,741 --> 01:10:33,507
I feel like I'm having
a dream where I'm stuck
1149
01:10:33,509 --> 01:10:36,443
inside an elevator,
revolutionizing world energy.
1150
01:10:36,445 --> 01:10:38,112
- How 'bout we slap each
other at the same time?
1151
01:10:38,114 --> 01:10:39,046
To be sure?
1152
01:10:39,048 --> 01:10:41,447
- Great, I'll count.
1153
01:10:41,449 --> 01:10:43,716
One, two, three.
1154
01:10:43,718 --> 01:10:47,519
- Ow!
1155
01:10:47,521 --> 01:10:48,553
I still see it.
1156
01:10:48,555 --> 01:10:50,857
- I still see it too.
1157
01:10:50,859 --> 01:10:52,057
We're not dreaming.
1158
01:10:52,059 --> 01:10:53,825
- We're not dreaming!
1159
01:10:53,827 --> 01:10:56,628
Oh my gosh, you're light.
1160
01:11:07,105 --> 01:11:11,141
- Come on, Mandy, you
can do better than that.
1161
01:11:27,724 --> 01:11:29,525
- So, uh,
what kind of art thing
1162
01:11:29,527 --> 01:11:32,727
were you doing tonight?
1163
01:11:32,729 --> 01:11:35,930
- It was at a Christmas benefit.
1164
01:11:35,932 --> 01:11:39,666
Abstract art in a
post-abstract world.
1165
01:11:39,668 --> 01:11:40,968
- Why don't you
give us the tour?
1166
01:11:40,970 --> 01:11:43,136
- Oh, seriously,
we want to see it.
1167
01:11:43,138 --> 01:11:45,672
- I don't think so.
1168
01:11:45,674 --> 01:11:47,641
- I heart art.
1169
01:11:47,643 --> 01:11:50,976
- Nothing better to do.
1170
01:11:51,878 --> 01:11:54,747
- Oh, right.
1171
01:11:57,050 --> 01:11:59,717
- Huh, you seem taller.
1172
01:11:59,719 --> 01:12:02,020
- Really?
1173
01:12:12,831 --> 01:12:14,698
Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen,
1174
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:17,166
and welcome to the
metropolitan museum of art
1175
01:12:17,168 --> 01:12:18,969
and our newest exhibit,
1176
01:12:18,971 --> 01:12:22,638
abstract art in a
post-abstract world.
1177
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:25,208
The French art
critic, Andre gide,
1178
01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:29,811
famously stated that art
is a collaboration between
1179
01:12:29,813 --> 01:12:34,082
god and the artist and the less
the artist does, the better.
1180
01:12:34,084 --> 01:12:37,018
So with that in mind, let's
take a look at some of the
1181
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:42,122
finest collaborations in the
sunset of the movement itself.
1182
01:12:44,192 --> 01:12:48,829
Leading off our exhibit is
a piece entitled, war cry.
1183
01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:51,097
Based on the title the
viewer might expect
1184
01:12:51,099 --> 01:12:54,067
to be presented with a
traditional battle scene.
1185
01:12:54,069 --> 01:12:57,136
But is instead presented
with the image of a mirror
1186
01:12:57,138 --> 01:13:00,707
painted on a large
chunk of cardboard.
1187
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:03,008
The image itself doesn't
reflect anything,
1188
01:13:03,010 --> 01:13:04,576
for the viewer has
to complete the piece
1189
01:13:04,578 --> 01:13:06,678
in their own imagination.
1190
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:08,779
What is it they want to see?
1191
01:13:08,781 --> 01:13:11,049
What are they afraid to see?
1192
01:13:11,051 --> 01:13:16,020
And if there is a war cry,
then where is the war?
1193
01:13:16,022 --> 01:13:18,989
Well, perhaps it's in that
location common to us all,
1194
01:13:18,991 --> 01:13:21,658
the human psyche.
1195
01:13:21,660 --> 01:13:25,028
That sacred place where we
decide what we'll fight for
1196
01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:28,899
and what we'll run from.
1197
01:13:28,901 --> 01:13:31,233
Moving on now to
our largest exhibit.
1198
01:13:33,204 --> 01:13:34,838
It's a concrete wall.
1199
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:37,540
It's 12 feet high, 20 feet long
1200
01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:39,675
and on the left hand
side of the wall,
1201
01:13:39,677 --> 01:13:43,011
a single word,
"history," written some
1202
01:13:43,013 --> 01:13:47,682
70,000 times, varying
in size and shape,
1203
01:13:47,684 --> 01:13:49,951
they seem to be vying for space,
1204
01:13:49,953 --> 01:13:53,620
pushing and shoving,
hoping to be noticed,
1205
01:13:53,622 --> 01:13:55,622
hoping to be remembered.
1206
01:13:55,624 --> 01:13:56,990
On the right hand
side of the wall,
1207
01:13:56,992 --> 01:14:01,028
the blank side, is just
as much a piece of art
1208
01:14:01,030 --> 01:14:02,095
as the left side.
1209
01:14:02,097 --> 01:14:04,196
- Is the blank side the future?
1210
01:14:04,198 --> 01:14:06,732
- One suspects, yes.
1211
01:14:06,734 --> 01:14:11,870
Because all 70,000 histories
are written upside down,
1212
01:14:11,872 --> 01:14:15,307
forcing us to read
them upside down
1213
01:14:15,309 --> 01:14:19,044
and thus capsizing the
importance of the past.
1214
01:14:19,046 --> 01:14:20,210
And if you focus
solely on the past,
1215
01:14:20,212 --> 01:14:23,147
it threatens to
become our present,
1216
01:14:23,149 --> 01:14:26,684
or perhaps, even our future.
1217
01:14:28,220 --> 01:14:29,186
- Get it up!
1218
01:14:29,188 --> 01:14:31,055
Get it up more!
1219
01:14:31,057 --> 01:14:32,322
Get away!
1220
01:14:39,063 --> 01:14:43,365
- Our next piece is a
sculpture entitled figurehead.
1221
01:14:43,367 --> 01:14:44,933
- I like it.
1222
01:14:44,935 --> 01:14:46,835
- It calls to mind the
figureheads that adorned ancient
1223
01:14:46,837 --> 01:14:49,971
sailing ships, most often
wooden carvings of women
1224
01:14:49,973 --> 01:14:51,673
or mythical gods.
1225
01:14:51,675 --> 01:14:53,275
This figurehead gives
1226
01:14:53,277 --> 01:14:56,043
few clues as to the
precise being underneath.
1227
01:14:59,248 --> 01:15:03,149
- There are hints
of an overall shape,
1228
01:15:03,151 --> 01:15:06,119
perhaps a woman,
1229
01:15:06,121 --> 01:15:08,154
possibly trying to emerge.
1230
01:15:08,156 --> 01:15:09,756
It's impossible to
tell, of course,
1231
01:15:09,758 --> 01:15:11,123
because it's hidden
under layer upon layer of
1232
01:15:11,125 --> 01:15:13,258
thick paint, rendering
it almost formless.
1233
01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:15,127
- So what's really
underneath all the paint?
1234
01:15:15,129 --> 01:15:16,228
- Oh, we don't know.
1235
01:15:16,230 --> 01:15:18,731
- Don't you want to know?
1236
01:15:18,733 --> 01:15:20,366
- Well, once a mystery's
scheduled for solution,
1237
01:15:20,368 --> 01:15:22,767
it's no longer a mystery, is it?
1238
01:15:22,769 --> 01:15:25,637
It's a problem.
1239
01:15:47,057 --> 01:15:49,725
But my favorite, piece,
and one I really can't wait
1240
01:15:49,727 --> 01:15:51,426
to show you, is this one here.
1241
01:15:51,428 --> 01:15:55,264
It has no title and the
artist refused to sign it,
1242
01:15:55,266 --> 01:15:58,199
not wishing to influence
its interpretation.
1243
01:15:58,201 --> 01:16:02,269
But the unique size
of canvas, the colors,
1244
01:16:02,271 --> 01:16:05,105
the variety of media,
leave it all as open
1245
01:16:05,107 --> 01:16:08,242
to interpretation as possible.
1246
01:16:09,944 --> 01:16:11,879
I wouldn't even know how
to describe it
1247
01:16:11,881 --> 01:16:13,246
if you asked me to.
1248
01:16:13,248 --> 01:16:17,050
Because it defies every
attempt at description
1249
01:16:17,052 --> 01:16:19,718
and categorization.
1250
01:16:25,158 --> 01:16:29,227
- Help me, Guadalupe!
1251
01:16:38,170 --> 01:16:39,270
I doubt the artist
could even reproduce it
1252
01:16:39,272 --> 01:16:41,838
if you asked him.
1253
01:16:44,341 --> 01:16:46,243
- Mi amor.
1254
01:16:48,780 --> 01:16:51,481
- Art at its very best,
1255
01:16:51,483 --> 01:16:54,149
whatever that is.
1256
01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:56,185
Well, that concludes our tour.
1257
01:16:56,187 --> 01:16:59,822
I'd like to thank you all for
being with us this evening
1258
01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:02,925
and the exhibition is
now yours to explore.
1259
01:17:27,481 --> 01:17:28,948
- Is it working?
1260
01:17:28,950 --> 01:17:32,016
- My head hurts.
1261
01:17:32,018 --> 01:17:33,918
- It's working.
1262
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:34,919
- So Karen,
what are you gonna do
1263
01:17:34,921 --> 01:17:37,256
when you get out?
1264
01:17:37,258 --> 01:17:42,360
- Um, play my harp
1265
01:17:42,362 --> 01:17:45,896
a lot.
1266
01:17:45,898 --> 01:17:49,900
Eat chocolate cake every night.
1267
01:17:49,902 --> 01:17:53,537
Go for some long drives.
1268
01:17:53,539 --> 01:17:55,938
- Whoa!
1269
01:17:55,940 --> 01:17:58,307
Got up too fast.
1270
01:17:58,309 --> 01:18:00,008
- Whoa.
1271
01:18:00,010 --> 01:18:01,176
- Is he okay?
1272
01:18:01,178 --> 01:18:02,779
- He'll be fine,
1273
01:18:02,781 --> 01:18:06,882
but I don't think he
has to go pee anymore.
1274
01:18:07,884 --> 01:18:11,819
So, Karen,
1275
01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:15,223
what kind will you be
driving on those long drives?
1276
01:18:15,225 --> 01:18:20,194
- You know, I had an old
Chevy blazer for a long time,
1277
01:18:20,196 --> 01:18:23,429
drove that thing everywhere.
1278
01:18:23,431 --> 01:18:25,331
But it got stolen
a couple years ago
1279
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:28,501
so I just bought a used Volvo.
1280
01:18:28,503 --> 01:18:31,371
It's okay, I guess, functional.
1281
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:34,039
Mostly I bought it for
its color.
1282
01:18:34,041 --> 01:18:37,075
- What color is it?
1283
01:18:37,077 --> 01:18:38,010
- You know, to think of it,
1284
01:18:38,012 --> 01:18:41,346
it's time for an oil change.
1285
01:18:41,348 --> 01:18:44,449
I will never have to change
the oil again, will I?
1286
01:18:44,451 --> 01:18:49,153
Or pay taxes or clean
the bathroom.
1287
01:18:55,527 --> 01:18:58,562
It's green.
1288
01:19:07,071 --> 01:19:09,238
- Hello?
1289
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:13,075
Oh! Thank you, that's
wonderful news!
1290
01:19:13,909 --> 01:19:15,076
Five more minutes.
1291
01:19:15,078 --> 01:19:16,845
- Yeah, we've
heard that before.
1292
01:19:16,847 --> 01:19:20,215
- I choose to believe it,
everything's gonna be okay,
1293
01:19:20,217 --> 01:19:21,983
back to normal.
1294
01:19:21,985 --> 01:19:23,351
A normal Christmas.
1295
01:19:23,353 --> 01:19:25,252
- Well, I don't
know about you guys,
1296
01:19:25,254 --> 01:19:28,555
but I'm not going
back to normal.
1297
01:19:28,557 --> 01:19:30,223
You know, the only thing
worse than being stuck
1298
01:19:30,225 --> 01:19:32,226
in this elevator is being
stuck in third chair.
1299
01:19:32,228 --> 01:19:35,962
When I get out of here,
1300
01:19:35,964 --> 01:19:37,630
I'm gonna try out for first.
1301
01:19:37,632 --> 01:19:40,132
- Mmm.
- - Go marta.
1302
01:19:40,134 --> 01:19:42,534
- I'm done playing
for the dead guys.
1303
01:19:42,536 --> 01:19:47,006
Not another note until it's
something I wrote myself.
1304
01:19:47,008 --> 01:19:52,010
- And I'm calling Julliard
and telling them I cheated.
1305
01:19:52,012 --> 01:19:56,948
And I'm gonna visit Karen,
see how her surgery went.
1306
01:19:56,950 --> 01:19:59,083
- And how 'bout you, Mandy?
1307
01:19:59,085 --> 01:20:02,219
- I really don't know
what I'm gonna do.
1308
01:20:05,055 --> 01:20:07,457
- I ain't making no resolution.
1309
01:20:07,459 --> 01:20:09,426
- Come on, tough guy!
1310
01:20:09,428 --> 01:20:12,195
- You've got to!
1311
01:20:15,431 --> 01:20:16,331
- These are great.
1312
01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:18,233
- Mmm-hmm.
1313
01:20:18,235 --> 01:20:20,469
They're all you, dimples.
1314
01:20:23,140 --> 01:20:25,207
- So do you work with
other photographers
1315
01:20:25,209 --> 01:20:28,376
or have your own studio or what?
1316
01:20:28,378 --> 01:20:33,113
- I work at the morgue,
1317
01:20:33,115 --> 01:20:37,485
actually, taking
pictures of dead people
1318
01:20:37,487 --> 01:20:42,555
for city records and whatnot.
1319
01:20:44,057 --> 01:20:47,192
- No kidding?
- - No kidding.
1320
01:20:47,194 --> 01:20:51,196
But sometimes, they
were makeup too.
1321
01:20:52,032 --> 01:20:54,166
- Walter, Walter, Walter,
1322
01:20:54,168 --> 01:20:57,101
Walter, Walter, Walter!
1323
01:20:57,103 --> 01:20:58,937
- All right, enough!
1324
01:20:58,939 --> 01:21:01,039
- Walter, Walter!
1325
01:21:01,041 --> 01:21:04,008
- I'm finally gonna
1326
01:21:04,010 --> 01:21:06,610
profess my love to the
woman of my dreams.
1327
01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:09,146
- Hmm.
- - Yeah.
1328
01:21:09,148 --> 01:21:13,250
- So who's the
lucky dame, big guy?
1329
01:21:14,118 --> 01:21:16,586
- Dawn.
1330
01:21:22,292 --> 01:21:26,395
- I always knew you had
beady eyes for me, Walter.
1331
01:21:27,998 --> 01:21:31,299
Okay, if I keep the backstreet
boys sheets on my bed?
1332
01:21:31,301 --> 01:21:34,234
- As long as you're
between them.
1333
01:21:34,236 --> 01:21:38,238
- Oh, brother.
1334
01:21:43,211 --> 01:21:45,745
- Hey!
1335
01:21:51,018 --> 01:21:53,720
Get out of my way!
1336
01:22:15,740 --> 01:22:18,175
- Hello?
1337
01:22:18,177 --> 01:22:20,043
Yes.
1338
01:22:22,313 --> 01:22:24,681
Thank you.
1339
01:22:24,683 --> 01:22:28,083
Thank you, very much,
thank you, thank you.
1340
01:22:28,085 --> 01:22:31,220
Merry Christmas.
1341
01:22:56,277 --> 01:22:58,111
- There are a few
holes in the roof boys,
1342
01:22:58,113 --> 01:22:59,812
you might want to check 'em out.
1343
01:23:18,497 --> 01:23:22,066
- One,
two, three, four.
1344
01:23:24,169 --> 01:23:25,669
- Hey guys,
the power's back up,
1345
01:23:25,671 --> 01:23:29,238
I want to thank all of
you, well, most of you,
1346
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,540
for being so patient.
1347
01:23:30,542 --> 01:23:33,175
We should be moving
in just a second.
1348
01:23:37,214 --> 01:23:39,748
- Merry Christmas to us.
1349
01:23:57,232 --> 01:23:59,400
- Yes! Yes!
1350
01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:00,601
Get everything, get everything.
1351
01:24:00,603 --> 01:24:05,338
- Uh, okay, could
change everything.
1352
01:24:06,539 --> 01:24:08,707
- Do you mind if I keep this?
1353
01:24:08,709 --> 01:24:11,511
- Knock yourself out.
1354
01:24:11,513 --> 01:24:13,612
- I was thinking maybe--
1355
01:24:13,614 --> 01:24:15,180
- go ahead.
1356
01:24:15,182 --> 01:24:17,282
- No, no, no, you go.
1357
01:24:17,284 --> 01:24:21,252
- I was gonna say, maybe we
should try climbing up the top?
1358
01:24:23,155 --> 01:24:24,622
- That's a terrible idea.
1359
01:24:27,227 --> 01:24:30,827
I was gonna say that when
this is finally over,
1360
01:24:30,829 --> 01:24:34,564
if we're not two dead people,
1361
01:24:34,566 --> 01:24:39,369
then we should, uh, yes, yes!
1362
01:24:40,637 --> 01:24:44,140
Yes! Thank you!
1363
01:24:44,142 --> 01:24:46,841
We love you!
1364
01:24:50,347 --> 01:24:52,480
- Six am.
1365
01:24:52,482 --> 01:24:54,315
What's everybody gonna do now?
1366
01:24:54,317 --> 01:24:56,151
- I'm gonna go for a jog
1367
01:24:56,153 --> 01:24:57,484
and then a doughnut.
1368
01:24:57,486 --> 01:25:01,221
- I want to go to
bed and a movie.
1369
01:25:01,223 --> 01:25:03,190
- Hey, Glen, thanks
for the art, man.
1370
01:25:03,192 --> 01:25:05,492
- Yeah, it was neat.
1371
01:25:05,494 --> 01:25:09,862
- And Nick, I've just
got to know about,
1372
01:25:09,864 --> 01:25:12,231
well, no, actually, no,
i don't want to know.
1373
01:25:12,233 --> 01:25:15,168
- Tim? You never told
us where you were going.
1374
01:25:15,170 --> 01:25:17,470
- Oh, I'm headed
to the hospital.
1375
01:25:17,472 --> 01:25:19,438
My wife, she had a
small tumor removed.
1376
01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:21,206
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
1377
01:25:21,208 --> 01:25:22,240
- Oh, I hope it went well.
1378
01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:26,443
We knew what it was and
we knew how to fix it.
1379
01:25:29,949 --> 01:25:33,184
- Call CNN as well.
1380
01:25:33,186 --> 01:25:36,353
- I don't know what--
1381
01:25:37,821 --> 01:25:39,455
- I love you!
1382
01:25:39,457 --> 01:25:40,591
- Sir, are you okay?
1383
01:25:40,593 --> 01:25:41,859
What's going on in there?
1384
01:25:41,861 --> 01:25:44,194
- Wow.
1385
01:25:46,430 --> 01:25:49,364
- Been in here a long time.
1386
01:25:50,266 --> 01:25:52,901
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1387
01:25:52,903 --> 01:25:56,205
- So are you gonna take the
stairs the rest of the way?
1388
01:25:56,207 --> 01:25:57,639
- No, my buddy lives
a few floors up
1389
01:25:57,641 --> 01:26:01,309
so I think I'm going to take
my chances with the beast.
1390
01:26:01,311 --> 01:26:03,244
It helps me.
1391
01:26:03,246 --> 01:26:05,212
- Very brave.
1392
01:26:05,214 --> 01:26:07,548
- You know, I never
asked you your name?
1393
01:26:07,550 --> 01:26:09,884
- Ann.
1394
01:26:09,886 --> 01:26:14,387
- Well, Annie, i
think the two of us
1395
01:26:14,389 --> 01:26:18,424
should probably see each other
again, relatively quickly,
1396
01:26:18,426 --> 01:26:19,993
someplace with a little
more real estate.
1397
01:26:19,995 --> 01:26:22,494
What do you say to that?
1398
01:26:24,564 --> 01:26:26,932
- I have a boyfriend.
1399
01:26:30,236 --> 01:26:32,238
- No kiddin'?
1400
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:35,273
- No kidding.
1401
01:26:35,275 --> 01:26:39,876
- Dashing and loaded,
1402
01:26:39,878 --> 01:26:41,645
I assume.
1403
01:26:41,647 --> 01:26:43,680
- He's in tech support.
1404
01:26:45,717 --> 01:26:49,519
- Does he have any idea
how beautiful you are?
1405
01:26:52,956 --> 01:26:55,458
- I do.
1406
01:27:24,351 --> 01:27:27,520
- Crikey, no one
even knew we were here.
1407
01:27:27,522 --> 01:27:30,322
- Well, we did.
1408
01:27:30,324 --> 01:27:32,858
Come on, guys, bring it in.
1409
01:27:38,332 --> 01:27:40,998
- Well, I gotta
go, see you guys.
1410
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,434
Get home safe.
1411
01:27:50,776 --> 01:27:52,876
- Hi.
1412
01:27:53,577 --> 01:27:55,679
- Bye, Glen.
1413
01:27:55,681 --> 01:27:58,881
Hey, thought I'd come
along for the ride.
1414
01:27:58,883 --> 01:28:01,918
Jogging, we're
gonna get doughnuts.
1415
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:04,553
- Oh, I really
want to watch that movie.
1416
01:28:04,555 --> 01:28:06,021
- Yeah.
1417
01:28:16,365 --> 01:28:18,633
- Thanks.
1418
01:28:31,346 --> 01:28:32,912
- Oh, excuse me!
1419
01:28:39,519 --> 01:28:42,987
- Dude!
1420
01:28:42,989 --> 01:28:45,590
It's no big deal.
1421
01:28:56,835 --> 01:29:00,370
- Well, looks
like I'm going like this.
1422
01:29:00,372 --> 01:29:01,804
- Fantastic.
1423
01:29:12,915 --> 01:29:15,550
- Damn biker!
1424
01:29:30,766 --> 01:29:33,067
- Hey, happy birthday
1425
01:29:33,069 --> 01:29:34,768
and merry Christmas.
1426
01:29:34,770 --> 01:29:37,404
I'm so sorry I missed
the party last night.
1427
01:29:37,406 --> 01:29:39,071
- Oh my gosh, don't
worry about it.
1428
01:29:39,073 --> 01:29:42,642
Look, I'll see you soon and
I'll tell you all about it
1429
01:29:42,644 --> 01:29:46,412
but you are never gonna
believe what happened to me.
1430
01:29:47,447 --> 01:29:49,047
- Try me.
1431
01:31:53,761 --> 01:31:56,996
- Dude, you're late
for a lesson, yah?
1432
01:31:56,998 --> 01:32:00,098
Where have you been?
1433
01:32:00,100 --> 01:32:02,133
- I don't know.
1434
01:35:00,128 --> 01:35:02,196
- Guys?
1435
01:35:03,231 --> 01:35:04,331
Guys?
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