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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,679 This programme contains adult humour 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,119 Laura, if I can just staywith you a week or so, 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:08,160 just so I can figure outwhat's next. 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,720 I am a single man noo. 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,240 What you need is a Vinny night. 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,919 Love this one, man! 7 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,519 Right, that is it. 8 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,599 Next plane out that airport,wherever it's going, 9 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,919 I'm on it! 10 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,039 There she is. 11 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,839 I wanted to see you tonightto give you this. 12 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:29,959 HE STAMMERS 13 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,720 I need tae win my wife back. 14 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,479 I just want to be the manyou deserve me to be. 15 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,240 Vincent, I love you. 16 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,800 SHE SIGHS 17 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,079 SHE SIGHS LOUDER 18 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,119 Aye? 19 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,359 That was my ma. 20 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,639 She says her pal seen Vincentand Vonny cutting aboot 21 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,319 looking all loved up. 22 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:06,519 Cool. 23 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,999 "Cool"? 24 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,399 We're supposed to be the cute couplethat people talk aboot, Darren. 25 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,999 We are wee cutie pies. 26 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,799 Except I don't feel cute, 27 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,239 because I'm so frustratedwith how long you're taking 28 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,159 to build my recording studio. 29 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,680 I'm wanting to make it properly,but look. 30 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,400 A makeshift recording booth. 31 00:01:28,401 --> 00:01:33,719 Are you seriously gonnae staunthere with that mad Uruk-hai haircut 32 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,960 and tell me that I've to record mymasterpiece under a �10 Asda duvet? 33 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,679 It isnae the tools, Colette. 34 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,319 It's the artist. 35 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,119 But Beyonce didnae recordSingle Ladies under a spare quilt 36 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,999 wi a big korma stain on it! 37 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,639 Well, this isnae very cute, is it? 38 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,680 Och, I know.I know and I'm sorry. 39 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:58,399 Relationships can really sufferin this industry of mine. 40 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,560 Aye. 41 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,919 What industry's that? 42 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,199 The music industry. 43 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,599 But we cannae let itget in between you and me. 44 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,879 Never! 45 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,159 We need tae get backtae working oan us, 46 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,639 and then WE'LL be the coupleoan everybody's lips. 47 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:17,199 I don't need tae beoan everybody's lips. 48 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,120 Just yours. 49 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,759 Everybody's in a reallygood place right now. 50 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,719 Vincent and Vonny are happierthan ever 51 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,200 and Colette and Darren are... 52 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,520 What? 53 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,799 Hello? 54 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,320 What? 55 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,520 Where is he? 56 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,359 Henry had an accident at work. 57 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,879 A bad yin. 58 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,039 A wall collapsed. 59 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,799 We all rushed doon to that hospitallike the Broons. 60 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,399 I mean, I don't want to sayI was thinking the worst, 61 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,520 but I could hear the hollow hoovesof the horses of the dead. 62 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,879 Hey, what's all the drama? 63 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:08,159 Concussion, spinal fracture,shoulder crushed, 64 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:12,199 a few weeks in hospital, I'm gonnaebe aff my work for a while. 65 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,239 I'm actually looking forward to it. 66 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,879 Ha-ha! Aye, right! 67 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,399 SHE CHUCKLES 68 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,639 Welcome home! 69 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,919 Hey!Hey! 70 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,840 MOIRA: He's like his faither, cannae just sit and be. 71 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:27,000 Laura's in for a lovely time. 72 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,119 Oh, "welcome home"! 73 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,519 He's right proud of it.Aye. 74 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,760 I'm sure, if we keep him occupied,he'll be fine. 75 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,959 So, I got you the Sharpe box set. 76 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,239 Yes! Sean Bean! 77 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,079 The Bean Machine. 78 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,999 Watching box sets. Cannae wait. 79 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,839 Oh, and I went through some of mybooks to see if there's anything 80 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,559 you might fancy. He won't readFifty Shades Of Grey, Mum. 81 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,359 No, but there'sa Rod Stewart autobiography. 82 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,559 Rod the bod. 83 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:03,119 Reading books. Been saying for yearsI need tae read mair. 84 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,359 Brilliant. 85 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,799 I brought the PlayStation doonfor you as well. 86 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,799 Oh, yes, man! 87 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,239 You got Fifa?Please! 88 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,719 Dark Souls. 89 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,959 Whit's that? 90 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,039 You kill demons and you empoweryourself with their souls. 91 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,759 Brilliant. Was I no sayingthat I should get into something 92 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,599 where I get my soul empoweredby a demon? 93 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,439 Don't you worry aboot me. 94 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,599 I can adapt to any situation. 95 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,039 I'm flexible. 96 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,439 Flexible?! 97 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,880 He's as rigid as Iron Man on Viagra. 98 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,519 This is gonnae be great, man. 99 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,719 This accident wasa blessing in disguise. 100 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:39,770 Ah! 101 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,319 MUSIC PLAYS FROM TV 102 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,199 Oh, yes, man! 103 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,799 Never get the chancetae watch Loose Women. 104 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,279 He'll be fine. 105 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:55,439 Now, on the plus side,we two have had a great few weeks. 106 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,599 We have. 107 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,399 But there is one piece ofunfinished business 108 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,720 that I need to dealwith before I can go all in. 109 00:05:02,721 --> 00:05:06,799 I just think it's amazing thata woman of your generation 110 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,439 thinks that flirting with the boss 111 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,999 is an acceptable partof the job description. 112 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,999 But in my defence,it wasn't genuine flirting, 113 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,159 it was a routine, it was a bit. 114 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,399 It was a bit...sickening. 115 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,159 Absolutely. Noted. 116 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,559 But I have someconstructive suggestions. 117 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,159 Oh, there's a notepad.Mm-hm. 118 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,359 I've identified some workplacebanter that we can eliminate. 119 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,000 Darling, notepad away. 120 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,279 I know who isreally running that place, 121 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,080 and it is not Bonnie Prince Vinny. 122 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,999 You are good at your job. 123 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,800 And you have gota lovely-shaped head. 124 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,319 And I have saidwhat is needed said, 125 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,159 so why don't we let bygonesbe bygones? 126 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,639 Absolutely. 127 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:53,959 I am 100% Team Vincent and Vonnyfrom this point forward. 128 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,240 I mean, you two are justabsolute couple goals. 129 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,439 See? That's what I'm talking aboot. 130 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,879 WE are meant to be couple goals. 131 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,479 Now, your first assignmentis to call us an Uber 132 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,320 so we can go for lunch. 133 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,439 And how did the lunch go? 134 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,519 Put it this way - it was stillhappening at 2:00 in the morning. 135 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,240 She's my protege now. 136 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:26,359 Mind, just a wee spot of milkfor me, Laura. 137 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,840 I know. 138 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:31,839 Careful. 139 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,200 I'm being careful. 140 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,800 Oh, no, no! 141 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,799 That's way too much. 142 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,279 MOIRA SIGHS 143 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,239 When you're trying to keep positiveat home, 144 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,000 there are certain people you hopewill pop in for a visit. 145 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,520 And then there's Moira. 146 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,879 You've got a long roadof suffering ahead of you, son. 147 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,680 Naw. I'm making good progress. 148 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,839 He's got an excellent nurse. 149 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:11,999 A man's no supposed tae be in thehoose with his woman all day long. 150 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,239 "His woman"? 151 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,080 HE CHUCKLES"His woman"! 152 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,760 Trapped. 153 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,479 Cannae dae anything but think. 154 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,159 I love thinking. 155 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,599 Ha-ha! 156 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:29,359 Like your da,alone wi your ain thoughts. 157 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,240 Mm-hm. That's your worst nightmare. 158 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,199 Well, he's not alone. 159 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,679 He's got his woman. 160 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,519 Doesnae take a man long 161 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:43,119 before he starts thinkingof his wife as Nurse Ratched. 162 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,639 I'm Nurse Ratched? 163 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,319 Moira, you're the one who's tryingto give us the shock treatment. 164 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,439 I'm just trying to prepare youfor what's to come. 165 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,039 How? 166 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,599 Whit's tae come? 167 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:57,000 It's gonnae be like The Shiningin here, that's what's tae come. 168 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,560 Any chance you can make mea cup of tea, Laura? 169 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,800 That's like baby tea. 170 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:13,079 I had to nurse your faitherfor a month after his car accident. 171 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,159 I could have staved his skull inwi an iron. 172 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,799 Laura could never dae that.Naw. 173 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,079 She doesnae know what an ironlooks like. 174 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,960 THEY LAUGH 175 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,079 Let me run something by you. 176 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,280 Yoga teacher. 177 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,040 Henry? 178 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,279 Murder. 179 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,839 What? 180 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,200 Murder. 181 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:44,039 No seeing what's going on at work. 182 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,919 That's understandable, but you're supposed to be... 183 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,679 Mibbe I should just popdoon the site... 184 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,559 No. You're off your work, Henry,you're recovering. 185 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,759 HE SIGHSLaura, you don't get it. 186 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:58,439 A building site withoot a gafferis like a dug 187 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,760 with the world's most delicious bawsand nae tongue. 188 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,839 Gross. 189 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,679 I should just take a wee driveower... 190 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,160 I hid your car keys. 191 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,519 Why would you dae that? 192 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,920 In case you tried drivingwith one arm and died. 193 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,399 My ma was wrang. 194 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,879 It isnae The Shining in here,it's Misery. 195 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,719 You're Misery. 196 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,199 The woman in miserywas called Annie Wilkes, actually, 197 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,479 so that doesn't make sense. 198 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,799 That wee bit of water damageon the bathroom ceiling 199 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,519 is pissing me off as well. 200 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,239 Normally, I would have dealtwith that the day that I saw it. 201 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,799 I know,but if it's really bothering you, 202 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,800 we can always just get a man in. 203 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,839 Oops. 204 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,319 Oh, Laura, doll. 205 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,319 "Get a man in"? 206 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,679 "Get a man in"?! 207 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:49,719 Dae you know when a man will come intae dae work in my hoose? 208 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,400 When I am deid and buried. 209 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,359 Is that you trying to storm out?Aye! 210 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,220 Do you want me to slam the doorfor you? 211 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,359 There's lots of things Dad can't dofor himself right now. 212 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,880 The family has to step up. 213 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,239 Your turn. 214 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,639 My turn for what? 215 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,079 Wipe his arse. 216 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,039 What, my da's? 217 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,359 You know he can't do it himself. 218 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,839 Ugh! 219 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,639 I hadn't put two and two thegither. 220 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:23,719 Really? 221 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,079 It can't be me and Mum every time.It's sexist. 222 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,319 Oh, man. 223 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,239 Will he bend over for me, or...? 224 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,640 Oh, man! 225 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,039 Da, it's Jason. 226 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,420 Do you want me to come in yet? 227 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,760 Come in for whit? 228 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,600 To clean your bum. 229 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,959 BLEEP off! 230 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,680 SHE LAUGHSOh! 231 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,839 HE MUTTERS 232 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,600 HE SIGHS 233 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,639 Argh! 234 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:06,319 When Henry got out of hospital,I wanted to celebrate, 235 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:09,759 so I invited Colette and Darrenand Vincent and Vonny 236 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,359 for a wee dinner party. 237 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,799 It's come up on us really quickand, well, 238 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,399 I'm not sure he's in the right frameof mind 239 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,319 to do the whole family thing. 240 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,260 Fed up daeing nothing aboot here. I want tae make the risotto. 241 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,280 Fine. 242 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,600 Onions and butter in the pan. 243 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,940 Let me know when the ricestarts to turn clear. 244 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,599 Right, boil the rice first? 245 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,400 Just stir the dry riceinto the buttery onions. 246 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,959 Dry rice? 247 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,439 Ye daft? 248 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,840 Stir the dry riceinto the buttery onions. 249 00:11:46,881 --> 00:11:49,199 I'll boil the rice first. 250 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,479 Stir the dry riceinto the buttery onions! 251 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,519 Do not boil that race. 252 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:57,239 Boiling is how rice has been madesince day dot. 253 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,119 That's how the Virgin Maryhad her biryani. 254 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,879 Well, you'll be able to ask herfor her recipe in person in a minute 255 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,960 if you do not get outof my kitchen! 256 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,999 Who knows what's going onat that hoose? 257 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,960 I cannae wait tae find oot. 258 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:21,479 Noo, remember, this isnae justaboot oor feelings for each other. 259 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,359 Aye. 260 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,639 What else is it aboot again? 261 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,559 It's aboot other people knowingthat we are mair intae each other 262 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,679 than certain other peopleare intae each other. 263 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,119 You mean Vincent and Vonny?Aye. 264 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,959 We're the ones that are couplegoals, the hot, sexy couple, 265 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,279 and we'll prove it the night. 266 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,639 SHE KNOCKSAt a family dinner? 267 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,279 If he kisses her, you get yourtongue right doon my throat. 268 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,479 If he strokes her airm,you squeeze my arse. 269 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,279 There he is!Hi. 270 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,640 Aw, come here. 271 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,960 Right, ow, ow.Sorry. 272 00:12:55,421 --> 00:13:00,759 What's that you're wearingunder your waistcoat, Darren? 273 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,199 Would it be a vest, by any chance? 274 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,439 Aye. 275 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,239 You planning on daeing a wee bit ofMortal Kombat between courses? 276 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,399 I just like my arms to be free. 277 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,799 And your oxters. 278 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,679 I like when he wears wee vests. 279 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,799 Reminds me of Tupac Shakur. 280 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,240 Aye, Two Bob Shakur.Gie me your coat. 281 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,199 Oh, there they are! 282 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,919 Hey!Hiya. 283 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,799 Hi, darling, how you doing?How you doing? 284 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:32,359 So, er, how's the music careergoing, Colette? 285 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,879 Oh, brilliant. 286 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,439 Just started working on a weebreathy Selena Gomez-style track. 287 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,159 Selena Gonad, mair like. 288 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,639 THEY LAUGH 289 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,159 Nah, I'm only joking. 290 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,279 I dae like a wee breathy numbermyself, actually. 291 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,439 Oh, he does. Wouldn't be the firsttime he said to me, 292 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,839 BREATHY VOICE: talk to methat breathy way. 293 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,759 BREATHY VOICE: We dae that. 294 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,140 Darren loves it when I dae it. 295 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,879 Dae I? 296 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,839 I just, er, brush his earwi my lips 297 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,879 and it really gets him going. 298 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,039 That's too shrill to be sexy. 299 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,440 It's got to be breathy, but smoky. 300 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,039 CROAKY VOICE: That's the wayI dae it. 301 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:13,960 I've been on the Benson & Hedgesdiet, dead deep. 302 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,840 Tell them how much it turns you on,Darren. 303 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,160 A lot. 304 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,879 NORMAL VOICE: Well... 305 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,279 Oh! 306 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,560 Rose. 307 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,959 You all right? 308 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,200 Aye. 309 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,680 Ah, good chat. 310 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,440 HE SIGHS 311 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,480 Come on. 312 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,000 HE SIGHS 313 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,600 Argh! 314 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,200 It's the wee things that kill ye. 315 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,319 Hiya, doll, how are you? 316 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,679 Mm. 317 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,319 Mm, is it all getting a wee bitWhat Ever Happened To Baby Jane? 318 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,999 Cracking film. 319 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,320 Hi, Darren. 320 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,759 LAUGHTER FROM NEXT ROOM 321 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,479 Can be a bit much when they allget together, eh? 322 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,840 A bit.Mm. 323 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,759 Do you know? I think it is timethat Darren joined 324 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,839 our Sisterhood Of The Barely CopingWith The Stupid Loud Family. 325 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,200 Hand in. Sisters. Sisters. 326 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,199 Sisters. 327 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,480 ALL: Whoo! 328 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,439 Mm. I've heard that having a bitof muscle can be really beneficial 329 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,279 to your health as you get older.That's true. 330 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:12,079 Mm. So, if I wanted to add muscle... 331 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,559 No, wait a minute. 332 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,959 I'm no sure I would be intae that. 333 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,919 How? I see lassies on Instagramdaeing weights. 334 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,039 I think it's a really sexy look. 335 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,119 It is.Er, whit? It is? 336 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,159 How, who have you seenthat looks sexy? 337 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,719 The trap is sprung. 338 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,100 She's got you there, Darren. 339 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,000 I just meant it is as in... 340 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:35,119 ..it is. Like, what's the pointin worrying aboot anything 341 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,879 when everything just... 342 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,960 ..it is? 343 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,719 He's a philosopher noo. 344 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,039 The bold Cockrates ower there. 345 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,079 With everything rosy in the gardenwith Vincent, 346 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,759 it means that I can devote myselfmore fully to one of 347 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:51,000 my favourite pastimes -winding up Colette. 348 00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:54,919 So, Darren, I was thinking thatI could come to your gym 349 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,559 and you could show mesome good form. No. 350 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,639 Why not, Colette? 351 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:03,039 Well, because you shouldnaedo business with family. 352 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,479 What are you talking aboot? 353 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,039 Vonny's money is betteraff going into Darren's pocket. 354 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,879 His client list is full right noo. 355 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,079 Naw. 356 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,640 Er, Darren, "it is". 357 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,279 Laura, you were talking aboutteaching yoga. 358 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,599 I was. Namaste. 359 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,879 Well, you should bookan appointment with Darren. 360 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,639 I'm sure he could help youget deeper into your downward dug. 361 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,000 Naw. 362 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,400 You just said that the moneywould be better off in his pocket. 363 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,999 Well, you shouldnae dae businesswith family. 364 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,919 Anyway, if anybody is trainingwi Darren, it should be Henry. 365 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,399 It would be good for him. 366 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,359 I'd rather get another tonneof rubble dropped on me. 367 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,439 I have thought it wouldhave been murder for you, 368 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,959 being laid up like this. 369 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,079 Stopped short of murder so far. 370 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,800 He's normally so... 371 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,359 I don't want to say controlling, 372 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,719 but that's definitely the word. 373 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,159 And noo he cannae evencontrol his airm 374 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,959 into the sleeve of his ain jumper. 375 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,999 Isn't it ironic? 376 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,439 Hey! 377 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,879 BOTH: It's like rainon your wedding day 378 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:14,959 It's a free ridewhen you've already paid... 379 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,039 THEY CACKLE 380 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,759 It's weird seeing yous twopure loved up. 381 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,919 Aye, that's wan word for that. 382 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,479 It's like that bit in The Exorcist 383 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,119 when the wee lassie walks doonthe stair backwards, like a crab. 384 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,759 It's just no right. 385 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,039 Aye, is that right? 386 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,279 Well, things have been going so wellin the bedroom lately, 387 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,999 I'm surprised Vonny isnae the onewalking aboot backwards like a crab. 388 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,599 VONNY LAUGHS 389 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,479 Well, I'm surprised I can walkat all maist of the time, actually. 390 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,159 Jesus Christ! 391 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,359 My sexy ex-dentist. 392 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:48,239 Aye, you got a wee cavityyou're needing filled there? 393 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,720 Oh, boak! 394 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,520 HE MIMICS VOMITING 395 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,719 Mm-hm. 396 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,919 VONNY: Mm, this is delicious, Laura. 397 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:02,560 Hey, would you like my last bithere, delicious? 398 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,079 Oh, yes, please. 399 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,120 Mm.Mm. 400 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,920 BOTH: Mm! 401 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,479 BOTH: Mm! 402 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,199 Darren.Mm? 403 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,679 Can I have your last bit? 404 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,639 My last bit of what? 405 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,759 Dinner. 406 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,599 These wee bits of rice? 407 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,920 Aye. 408 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,239 Naw, naw, naw. 409 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,000 Wi your fingers, Darren. 410 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,160 PLATE SQUEAKS 411 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,799 Oh, wonderful! 412 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,119 Wonderful. 413 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,919 So great to have yous here, having this sexy couple tournament, 414 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,439 or whatever it is. 415 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,519 Obviously, we need to join in,Laura. 416 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,279 Obviously, we don't. 417 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:08,760 There we are. Do you want to licksome of this aff my airm? 418 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,720 We cannae be the boring wans again. 419 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,519 Fine, fine. 420 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,959 Mm! 421 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,319 Oh! 422 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,999 Oh, Laura! 423 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,479 Mm! 424 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,359 Mm! Oh! 425 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,640 Mm! 426 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,480 Who's sexy noo? 427 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,799 Is it you? 428 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,359 Yous are actually an embarrassment. 429 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,199 Yeah, I'm embarrassed for meright now. 430 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,279 Aye, well, maybe if you sobered upfor two minutes, 431 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,599 you'd realise you have a lotto be embarrassed aboot. 432 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,239 Oh, he's letting loose tonight! 433 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,519 Aye, nearly as looseas his hair weave. 434 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,839 Hey, I'm an innocent bystander here. 435 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,479 "Oh, my hair plugs didnae take,Henry! 436 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,239 "Oh, my da didnae love me! 437 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,959 "Oh, my wife hates me!" 438 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,439 You're insufferable, mate! 439 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,719 Wait. 440 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,999 My da didnae love me? 441 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,079 And we're supposed to allbe so happy that you and Vonny 442 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,239 are in love again. 443 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,959 Yay! Bullshit! 444 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,079 We all know that yous will be ateach other's throats 445 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,359 in a week's time. 446 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,799 He's nailed it there. 447 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,359 Oh, I've got plenty of nails for youas well, ya mad Terrahawk. 448 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,719 There's a nail. 449 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,679 This donkey scrotumstretched ower an Action Man here 450 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,919 is getting his jaw spuntae fund your music career? 451 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,039 Er, a sound investment. 452 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,599 You're 36! 453 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,319 You're no gonnae be a pop star. 454 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,119 At best, you'll be daeing Adeletribute nights doon the Masonic. 455 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,599 I'd go to that. 456 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,639 I think you should have mairrespect for your sister's talents. 457 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,639 And I think you should havemair respect for sleeves. 458 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,959 You're too auldand your music is shite. 459 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,479 Get a job! 460 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:46,559 And yous, your marriage is a jokeand you're a pair of fannies. 461 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,799 Get a divorce. 462 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,160 Enough! 463 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,360 Blood running doon the walls. 464 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,759 I think I'll just go and pourmyself an enormous glass of wine 465 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,800 and leave you to sit hereand feel sorry for yourself. 466 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,320 DARREN EXHALES 467 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,560 Just like his daddy. 468 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,639 I was out of order. 469 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,639 I'm the one that's meantto keep this family thegither. 470 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,200 I cannae be lashing oot at them. 471 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,359 But there was a wee bit mairgoing on with my condition 472 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,000 than I had let on. 473 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,679 I saw the doctor today. 474 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:39,199 She's no convinced I'llbe back on the building site. 475 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,599 Ah, right. 476 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,000 I havenae told your mum yet. 477 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,520 Been keeping it bottled up. 478 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,639 That in there was you bottled up? 479 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,120 HE CHUCKLES 480 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,999 Straight oot of schoolintae an apprenticeship. 481 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,399 Loved being up on the roofs. 482 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:03,959 Early in the morning, sun rising,you can see the whole city. 483 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,359 You're a working man, 484 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:10,039 Every minute that goes by,you're making money for your family, 485 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,560 it is the best feeling. 486 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,879 HE SIGHS 487 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,760 The only days I ever missed my workwas for you two arriving. 488 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,800 If I'm no working... 489 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,760 ..I don't know who I am. 490 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,959 I don't know Dad at work. 491 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,440 I only know Dad at home. And that's the Dad I love. 492 00:23:35,441 --> 00:23:39,919 This is selfish, but when I heardyou were gonnae be in the house 493 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,479 for a while, I was happy. 494 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,999 HE CHUCKLES 495 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:43,639 Why? 496 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,119 Because this might be mylast summer at home 497 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:49,400 and it's extra time with youI would never have had. 498 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,010 HE SIGHS 499 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,399 Mon. Let's go. 500 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,759 There's music to be faced. 501 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,039 HE SIGHS 502 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,319 Hopefully no Aunt Colette's. 503 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,039 Yass!HE CHUCKLES 504 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,079 Oh, there's nothing quite likethat slow, guilty walk 505 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:13,280 back into the room after you'vetore your entire family a new hole. 506 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,960 It wisnae good newsat the doctor the day, Laura. 507 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,800 Right, get a beer in whatever haunof his still works. 508 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,079 HE SIGHS 509 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,400 What she actually saidwas that... 510 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,919 ..it's likely that I'll never... 511 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,640 ..scaffold again. 512 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,240 Oh, Henry. Are you OK? 513 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,079 No really. 514 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,600 I'm sorry. 515 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,280 I'm sorry, everybody. 516 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,040 SHE LAUGHS 517 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,559 I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 518 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,439 It's just that sentence. 519 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,919 "I'll never scaffold again"! 520 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,599 SHE LAUGHS 521 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,079 Aye, it was mibbe a bit much. 522 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,559 "Oh, I'll never roughcast again." 523 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,879 LAUGHTER 524 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:22,799 "I'll never pull another slateaff an old school roof." 525 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,359 LAUGHTER 526 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,999 "Oh, I'll never, erm, scaffold... 527 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,400 "..planks of wood..." 528 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,040 Naw. Blew it. 529 00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:36,039 Henry, this is youwe're talking aboot. 530 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,919 They could chop your armsand legs off 531 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,159 and you'd still be puttingup scaffolding with your teeth. 532 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,599 Colette, I shouldnae be sayingthat stuff aboot your music. 533 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,799 I'll say it. 534 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,639 I should be supportingmy sister's passion. 535 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:53,359 Henry, do you think I take anythingyou say aboot my songs seriously? 536 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:56,720 You think music endedwhen Champagne Supernova faded oot. 537 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,519 And yous, if yous have rekindledthe fire, 538 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,519 I shouldnae be pouring cauld wateroan it. 539 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,479 Mate, the way we are these days, 540 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,279 it's a bucket of cauld water we'reneeding flung oan us. 541 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,240 Like a pair of dugs, man.Forget aboot it! 542 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,119 Understood. 543 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,399 Forgiven. 544 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,239 HE CLICKS FINGERSJust like that. 545 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,920 That's family. 546 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,100 Maybe they're the wans thatare couple goals. 547 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,679 Right, who's for a wee bitof tequila? 548 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,759 A wee bit? 549 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,639 When I start on tequila, I do notstop until I'm eating the worm. 550 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,359 That's no way to talk aboutVincent's willy. 551 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,119 Oh-ho-ho!Ho-ho! 552 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,879 Laura Scott! 553 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,119 Ya dirty wee midden! 554 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,639 Oh, I'm sorry, Vincent. 555 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,959 Naw, naw, naw, naw, naw. 556 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,199 Actually, I'm quite happy thatyou've brought things round to me 557 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,079 here, Laura, because I actually havesomething to say myself tonight. 558 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,280 Erm... 559 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,479 ..Vondella Scott... 560 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,799 Her name's Vondella? 561 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,119 ..will you...SHE GASPS 562 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,919 ..marry me again? 563 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,079 Oh, Vincent! Yes! Oh! 564 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,279 Oh!Oh! Look at this! 565 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,039 Look at this! Come and see, comeand see, come and see, come and see, 566 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,039 come and see, come and see.Look at this. 567 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,560 Jason, get through here,we're having a party! 568 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:28,360 Baby Jane, don't leave mehanging on the line... 569 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,839 I didnae see that comingfae the bold yin. 570 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,559 Didnae see any of this coming. 571 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,439 ..no-one to talk to... 572 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,479 Absolutely amazing.Isn't it? 573 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,239 Look at the size of it.I know! Look at that. 574 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,199 I'll tell you who else didn'tsee it coming - 575 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,839 Moira. 576 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,399 Or was she talking aboutthat version of The Shining where 577 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,720 Jack Nicholson sings Rod Stewarton karaoke with his family? 578 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,639 I used to think you wereon my side 579 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,040 But now I'm no longer... 580 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,279 I'm late. 581 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,519 Late for whit? 582 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,999 You don't need to take that jobfor my benefit. 583 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,319 I never thought you'd turn intosuch an unsupportive... 584 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,439 ..shite. 585 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,839 Oh, she's swearing at me noo. 586 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,519 It's the big day! 587 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:17,039 This is your seat here, right beside my da's chinos. 588 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,399 SHE GASPS 589 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,480 Oh, my God, Vonny, you look amazing! 590 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,559 Vincent, whit's wrang?You got cauld feet? 591 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,840 Uncle Vincent's refusing tocome out the swan. 592 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,000 There we go. 593 00:28:30,050 --> 00:28:34,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41645

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