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THEY GASP
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Don't I look sexy?
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The woman on the counter did it
for free.
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All I had to do was buy all
the products.
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Come on, love, go and put something
nice on.
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Go and put on that dress that
I looked out for you.
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Check her legs.
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THEY GASP
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Pin her down! Stop writhing!
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Leave me alone! It's my body!
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I should be able to grow my hair
how I like!
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Stop being so selfish,
for fuck's sake!
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It's your nan's funeral.
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I am genuinely worried it's a bit
too harsh, do you know what I mean?
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I just want to let him have it,
though. Tell him how I feel.
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Which is?
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Not good.
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Did you write that down?
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Hi, Dad, hope you're well.
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Actually, no, I don't.
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It's Josie. Remember me?
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It might help to remind him
if you say you're the ugly one.
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Excited to see Dad, then?
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You know that dream that you get
when your parents walk in on you having sex?
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Yeah?
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I look forward to having that
so I can see Dad again.
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Sometimes I invite him
to stay and watch.
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I know. This is the happiest
day of your life.
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Not entirely. Nicky's leaving
to open his ice bar in Manchester today.
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What? Billie Bar? Yeah.
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He asked me to go with him,
can you believe it?
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It would be completely ridiculous
to go, right?
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Unless you think I should do it?
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No, I don't think you should do it.
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Yeah, I was never going to go.
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I've seen the truth.
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Nan dying has taught me
a big lesson.
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Life is futile and we should
probably just get it over with? No.
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Men always come crawling back.
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Do they?
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Yeah, well, just look at Dad.
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Ten years ago, he fucked
off for teabags and, lo and behold,
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now we're going to see him.
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Hmm.
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So I just need to let Nicky go,
realise the grass isn't greener,
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and then he's going to come
crawling back,
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just like Dad.
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Why aren't you wearing your ring?
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The patriarchy?
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No, no way, I'm not...
I'm not falling for that again.
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It's not the patriarchy, it's just
a ring that you have to wear
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that says you're mine
forever and ever.
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I think it's best if I come today.
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Give you some support
as your fiance and...
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And you know about my
abandonment issues.
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It's just it's family only.
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I am family.
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Wow, did you shave your legs?
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My nan is dead, Seb!
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God!
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DOOR SLAMS
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CAR HORN TOOTS
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Oh, Billie, you look so feminine.
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I really wish you'd have more
respect for the dead, Josie.
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You know, I can't believe your car's
still at the MOT, Deb.
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Still the problem with the wheels?
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Er...yes. Yeah.
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What is the issue?
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Um... Uh...
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They've exploded. Ah.
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Bye, darling! Josie loves you!
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Perhaps I could just pop in?
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You just wouldn't like it.
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It's a closed funeral,
very intimate.
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Blood relatives only.
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Right.
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She's your mother-in-law. Yeah.
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I just think it's best
if you weren't there, OK?
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It's been hard for the girls,
what with all they've gone through.
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Death is difficult for us.
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I thought you of all people would
understand that.
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I'm sorry, how selfish of me.
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You're just looking
out for the girls.
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I did wonder, actually,
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if you all fancied joining me for
lunch at my house later?
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A little wake, of sorts.
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It really helped after
Lisa's funeral. We'd love to.
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Right. Well, I'll just be in the pub
round the corner, then.
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Oh, and, Deb, will you let me know
when this is finished?
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There's something else
I'd like to do today.
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WHISPERS: Just us.
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Sounds delightful.
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If that's OK with the girls.
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You're such a good mother, Deb.
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I am a good mother.
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Why can't he come to the funeral?
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You know exactly why.
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Because Dev and I have a connection
over both of us being bereaved,
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and it would be nice if you didn't
try to ruin that by pointing out the fact that it's built on lies.
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Your dad is dead and that is the
last I will hear of it.
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But he's not.
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He's alive, he's in there.
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I can't see him yet.
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Wow. So she's definitely dead, then?
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Were you suspicious?
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I don't know.
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I thought Dad might have set this
whole thing up so he could see me again.
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You think he staged Nan's death
to get to see you?
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People do strange things for love.
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Do you not think if he really
wanted to see you, he'd have texted?
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Right, let's get in there
and show him how well we are doing.
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If anybody asks, I am an incredible
mother and successful businesswoman
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with absolutely no debt.
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Josie is happy and engaged,
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to a man with absolutely no mental
health issues,
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and Billie...
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Billie's a virgin.
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Nice.
I'll lead with the Josie thing.
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Bride to be.
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Right, showtime!
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SOMBRE ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS
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Do you think there's space for me
in there too?
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If you're going to kill yourself,
at least have the decency to do it tomorrow.
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It's hard to appear to be thriving
while you're threatening suicide.
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So, is Nan in Heaven? I don't know.
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Are we going to Heaven?
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Probably not, no point,
we won't know anyone.
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Where the fuck is he?
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Well, I think that's everyone.
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Thank you for gathering here to
remember...
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DEEP VOICE: Where's Spencer?
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Er, unfortunately,
he couldn't be here today.
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What? What?
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Did...did...?
Did you want to say a few words?
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Oh.
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Er...
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..nah.
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Forgot my vintage Cartier bangle.
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Oh!
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SHE GIGGLES
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Yes, Mr Sugar, I will make that 4pm
meeting.
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What a prick. Who doesn't come
to their own mother's funeral?
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I know,
we shaved my legs for nothing.
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Do you think Mum's OK?
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She'll deal with it in her own way.
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Complete denial.
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Where are you going? I was wrong.
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Men don't come crawling back.
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We have to crawl to them.
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What?
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I'm going to find Nicky.
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Ooh,
lunch for the girls at Dev's house!
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We'll be living there next.
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I wonder what else he's
got in mind for me today?
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Maybe he'll propose!
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This is where Lisa was laid to rest.
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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I know you have trouble getting over
the death of your husband.
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I struggle too,
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but by bringing you here,
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I know that Lisa is at peace
with me moving on.
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Lisa, I want you to meet Deb.
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She's wonderful, just like you.
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It's all right.
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I feel emotional too.
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She's younger than me.
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Missed you.
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How did your speech go?
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He wasn't even there.
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I don't know why I'm surprised.
All men let us down.
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Well, I'm still here.
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Why...why don't you say it to me?
Pretend I'm him.
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Tell me how you feel.
Oh, I don't know.
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I don't know how I'd say it,
it feels stupid.
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It's not stupid.
He wasn't nice to you.
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He wasn't, was he? No.
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You've had one of the worst
childhoods I've ever heard about.
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Really? Yeah.
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It was really traumatic for you.
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It was, wasn't it?
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Yeah.
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Does that make me...
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..special?
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Yeah.
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Very special.
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DOOR BELL RINGS
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Look at this massive house.
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Dev's a fresh start.
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He represents the new, none of that
old baggage from the past.
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That's why I love him.
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Where did he take you today?
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His dead wife's grave.
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Heated floors.
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Wow.
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I kept some of Lisa's things,
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I didn't know what to do with them.
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Mm. I'd feel the same
way about Josie.
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Except I won't have to cos...
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..when she dies,
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I'll make sure I kill myself.
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Hmm.
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I'm going to check on my tagine.
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Come along, Seb.
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Look at all these fancy products.
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I always think they'd be so
delicious, but I know you're not supposed to eat them.
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Wow!
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The things I'd do to you.
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You look different, Seb.
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I've done it.
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What?
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It. I've done it, me and Josie.
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And you know what?
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I think we're going to do it again.
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Oh, that's fantastic news!
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Do you see what I mean?
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We show these women no fear.
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PLATES RATTLE
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Are you all right?
I just, er, feel a bit nervous
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about having the girls round.
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But Deb's just been
so good at helping me move on.
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Ooh, look at me, I'm Lisa.
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I wear North Face jackets
and I go outside!
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Ooh, I'm Lisa and I'm dead!
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Good one, Mum.
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What a treat this all is!
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It is an honour to be here.
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And can I just say,
this coo-coo is delicious.
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Orange juice is a bit strong.
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It's so wonderful having
you all here.
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This house can get
so lonely sometimes.
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There's something
I want to ask you, Deb.
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But I really want Billie to be here.
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Is she going to be here soon?
She's on her way. Hmm.
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How was she after the funeral?
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I know she had a tough time
after her father.
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She's fine.
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I'm so proud of her.
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She's done such a good
job of moving on after Nicky.
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Look at us girls.
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Such strong, independent women.
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You are strong, independent women,
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and this one's mine.
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Forever and ever.
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Till death do us part.
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I'm sorry you had to see this.
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I swear to God, Josie.
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Don't fuck this up for me.
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Where the fuck is your sister?
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Probably halfway to Manchester now.
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You what?
She wants to be with Nicky.
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She wants to hand out topless
shots at Billie Bar.
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She's a romantic. Nicky couldn't
give a shit whether she lives or dies.
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People do strange things for love.
Yeah, not me.
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You told the man downstairs that Dad
died choking on a chicken goujon.
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That's different.
Dev's coming through for me.
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He's like a 2p machine
on Brighton Pier.
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If I keep putting in coins,
he's going to pay out, I know it.
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Really?
260
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Cos I don't think he's
paid for a single thing, not once.
261
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,840
Josie, look where we are.
262
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We are in the massive house.
263
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We are so close now.
264
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,200
He's about to ask us to move in.
265
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He's got heated floors.
266
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:58,040
But what about Billie?
What about her? She can make her own choices.
267
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She's not my responsibility.
268
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,600
Is she all right up there?
Absolutely.
269
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Just a runny tummy.
270
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You're such a good mother, Deb.
271
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That's what I love about you,
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always there for your girls,
whenever they need you.
273
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A mother,
274
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alongside them
every step of the journey.
275
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Road trip!
276
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,400
Quite thrilling, isn't it!
277
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,400
You know, the last time I was
in Manchester it was with Lis...
278
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,880
Never mind.
279
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,640
It's all very exciting.
280
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My James Bond.
281
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TROLLEY BAG WHEELS RUMBLE
282
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,240
Billie Bar?
283
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,360
Bianca Bar.
284
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,520
Sorry.
285
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,760
You know I get
nose bleeds when I get carsick.
286
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,040
I'm dangerously anaemic.
287
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,440
A single journey like this
could end me.
288
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,120
But, you know,
anything for my future wife.
289
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,840
PHONE RINGS
290
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,400
Hello? She's answered! Billie,
we know you're in Manchester.
291
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,160
We're coming to stop you making the
biggest mistake of your life.
292
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,000
Yeah, and it was my idea.
293
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What?
294
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Oh, no, I didn't leave.
295
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Right, I've got to go. I'll talk to
you later, I'm a bit busy.
296
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Of course she didn't really go.
297
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,200
This is your fault, Josie.
298
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,200
What a waste of poor Dev's
lovely lunch.
299
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,720
What was that question you were
going to ask me, Dev?
300
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,480
Is now a good moment?
301
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,920
Oh. Er, OK.
302
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,200
Well,
303
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erm, it would mean an awful lot to
me if, um, you
304
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and...and the girls,
305
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would consider...
306
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It's OK, you can say it.
307
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:41,080
Well, Deb, will you...
308
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,200
..take me to Spencer's grave?
309
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,160
Yes,
310
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of course.
311
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I will take you to his grave.
312
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I'd love that.
313
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,200
Ah, OK, well, um,
314
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I'll go and fill her up, then.
315
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,320
I'll get my card.
No, no, no, don't worry.
316
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,800
I'll get this.
317
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,120
We're the same, you and me.
318
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,960
Both natural blondes.
319
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,560
Fuck this! Let's go and tell that
prick exactly how we feel about him.
320
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,960
Perfect Pussy Club.
321
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,640
Perfect Pussy Club.
322
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,480
And he's going in.
323
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,320
And he's walking to the till.
324
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,480
He's getting his wallet out,
325
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,800
he's removing his card.
326
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,640
And...he's paid!
327
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,520
CAR ALARM SOUNDS
328
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:51,920
I know it feels small, but that man
in there is paying for petrol
329
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:55,920
and at this point, he might as well
be cutting me a fucking key!
330
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,400
Congratulations.
331
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,680
Please don't make me marry Seb.
332
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,120
I'm not making you do anything.
333
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,840
All I've ever wanted
is for you to be happy.
334
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,320
But the kind of happiness you
want doesn't exist,
335
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:15,280
so why don't you do the right thing
and love with less of your heart?
336
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,840
Trust me.
337
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,720
When you're married, you'll be
the happiest you've ever felt.
338
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,160
Really? Yes, absolutely.
339
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,480
Is that how you felt about Dad,
then?
340
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,680
Where the fuck am I going to find
a grave with your father's fucking name on?
341
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,680
There he is.
342
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,520
The love of your life.
343
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,680
We need to go.
344
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,400
Right now.
345
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,080
But Seb's not back in the car yet!
346
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,000
Do you really want me
to be happy, Mum?
347
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,560
Of course.
348
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,200
Then drive.
349
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,320
All right, Dev, let's go.
350
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,800
Josie?!
351
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,280
For God's sake, Seb, she's gay!
352
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,360
Wait. JOSIE: I am?
353
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,120
Yes. You're gay.
354
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,440
I mean, I prefer queer as it
encompasses my gender...
355
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,880
Don't push it! You're gay.
356
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,040
For now.
357
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,520
Threesome?
358
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,400
No, Nicky.
359
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,880
Actually, we're here to tell you
some home truths.
360
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,680
We're sick of being
treated like this.
361
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,240
Yeah, you've led us both on.
362
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,000
We're done. You lied.
363
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,840
You cheated. You're a narcissist.
364
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,320
You treated us the exact same.
365
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,600
And do you know what?
You can have this necklace back.
366
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,680
What? And these.
367
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,240
Don't want them.
368
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,600
You can have them back too.
I'll have them.
369
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,160
And I've deleted all
the photos from Italy.
370
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,520
We're leaving you.
371
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,040
Fuck you, Nicky.
372
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,600
Yeah.
373
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,400
Fuck you, Italy.
374
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,400
I can't believe Dad didn't come.
375
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,640
I know.
376
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,640
I really expected
more from a man who said
377
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,880
he was popping out for teabags ten
years ago and never came back.
378
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,960
I knew it, really...
379
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,480
..about Nicky.
380
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,800
Yeah.
381
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,280
Do other women do what
we do for love?
382
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,240
Yep. And if they say they don't,
they're lying.
383
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,840
He never loved me really, did he?
384
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,360
Sorry, do you mean Nicky or Dad?
385
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,240
I'm not sure.
386
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,800
THEY LAUGH
387
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,200
I thought you said his name
was Spencer.
388
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,360
Yeah, but everyone called him
Clarence.
389
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,760
Fun little nickname.
390
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,720
An old soul.
391
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,080
He was 87 when he passed away.
392
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,560
Yeah. Young at heart.
Young at heart, though.
393
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,720
Love knows no age, Dev.
394
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:52,240
Well, er, Clarence-Spencer-Dad,
395
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:55,720
thank you for the many,
many memories that we have.
396
00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,200
I hope I have your blessing to
move on to this incredible man.
397
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,080
He goes above and beyond.
398
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,920
He paid for petrol, he...
399
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,800
He's just lovely.
400
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:14,440
Oh! Oh, I think he's, er...
I think he's speaking to me.
401
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,760
Yes, it's almost like he's saying...
402
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,400
"You have my blessing." How sweet!
403
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,680
Would either of you like to
say a few words?
404
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,240
Actually, yeah, I...
405
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,400
I fucking do. He's fucking dead.
406
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,440
Yes, isn't he, Billie? Good girl.
407
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,760
You were a right fucking prick
and I'm glad you're dead,
408
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,240
you fucking freak.
409
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,920
Wherever you are,
I hope you never fucking come back!
410
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,640
Sorry.
411
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,840
We all grieve in different ways.
412
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,880
You're such a good mother, Deb.
413
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,720
Right, well, now I've got
Clarence's blessing,
414
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,360
shall we head back to yours, Dev?
415
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,120
I think I might need a little
bit more time.
416
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,200
And, speaking of which, I just
wanted to let you know,
417
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,800
there's absolutely no rush on
anything but, erm...
418
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,320
..when you're ready,
419
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,120
perhaps you would just transfer me
that �30 for petrol.
420
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,080
Go on, what do you want to
say to him, then?
421
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,120
You're the artist,
I bet it's really good.
422
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,760
Couldn't have put it better myself.
423
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,160
Bye.
424
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,720
I hope it was worth it.
425
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,440
TV PLAYS
426
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,200
I forgot to ask,
how was the funeral?
427
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,240
It was a lovely ceremony.
428
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,800
Was it?
429
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,480
STERNLY: It was a lovely ceremony.
430
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,800
Vino?
431
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,280
How was the pub?
432
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,600
Oh, it was OK.
433
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,120
I met a really interesting
man in there.
434
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,920
He was too scared to
go into the church.
435
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,160
Imagine that?
436
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,640
Going to a funeral,
getting all the way to the doors,
437
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,240
and being afraid to go inside?!
438
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,600
Did he say why?
439
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,200
Yeah. He was scared
of seeing his kids.
440
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,000
LAUGHS BREATHILY
441
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,680
People are odd, aren't they?
442
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,520
I'm going to see if your mum needs
a hand in the kitchen.
443
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,080
He was scared of us.
444
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,120
Yeah.
445
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,280
Are we scary?
446
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,360
I think we might be a bit, yeah.
447
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,360
Good.
448
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,400
BANG ON WINDOW, SHE GASPS
449
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,880
Oh, yeah.
450
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