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You and your other pals
were talking about trucks
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the other day...
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Just buy it, Jivin.
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I ain't buyin' shit,
you dumb mother fucker.
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'94 Dodge Ram.
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I don't care if it's
an Aston Martin.
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You can kiss my Aston Martin.
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This is a 1500-dollar truck,
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and I'm gonna sell it
to you for one-thousand.
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I ain't buyin' shit,
you dumb mother fucker.
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Dodge Ram was Motor Trend's
Truck of the Year in '94.
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Motor Trend's Truck of
the Year, 40 years ago.
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I ain't buyin' your
40-year-old truck, Mick.
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30.
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I for sure ain't
buyin' 30 of 'em!
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- No, it's 30 years old, not 40.
- Is it only 30?
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I'dd add that up again, Dary.
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No, 30 years old, not 40.
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Okay, I'm gonna trust
you on this one, fella,
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but I'm pretty sure that it's...
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Ten more good years on that gal?
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And you're saying it won Motor
Trend's Truck of the Year?
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And that's not
debatable. That's fact.
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Not like all these numbers
that keep adding up different
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every time.
- Is that right?
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Did it win any other awards?
- Of course it did.
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Right, Daryl?
- Well, all time,
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the Ram's won a bunch of awards,
but in '94, I don't know.
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It won Car and Truck Magazine's
Car or Truck of the Year.
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- It did?
- You didn't know that?
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- I did not.
- Then you probably didn't know
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that it won Truck and Auto Car's
Passenger Trend of the Year.
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- Passenger Trend?
- What a year for the Ram!
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The same year, it won Outdoor Truck
Magazine's Sport Trend of the Summer.
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- Outdoor Truck?
- Outdoor Truck Magazine's
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Sporting Trend of
the Summer, Daryl.
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Holy cannoli, right?
- Now lemme get this straight.
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I want to make sure I know
what I'm payin' for here.
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This truck you wanna deal
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for a thousand bucks?
- It's a 2000-dollar truck,
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I'm gonna give to you 1500.
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It won Motor Trend's
Truck of the Year?
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That's Car and Truck Magazine's
Car or Truck of the Year,
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and Truck and Auto Car's
Passenger Trend of the Year.
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And there was one
more, eh, Mick?
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Yeah. Wasn't there, Daryl?
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Outdoor Truck Magazine's
Sporting Trend of the Summer.
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- Atta babe.
- All that for 1500?
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It's a 2500-dollar truck,
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for you, I'll give
it to you 1750.
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Ah. That's a good
amount of awards,
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but... I'd feel better if
it won one or two more.
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- You want one or two more?
- I'd feel better
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if it won one or two more, yeah.
- Well, Daryl, didn't you just
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tell me it won Truck and
Trends Motor Drive of the Year?
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Yeah! Inboard Motor Car's
Auto Trend of the Summer too.
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All in the very same year, eh?
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Can't forget Vehicle
and Drive Magazine's
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Outdoor Car of the Truck.
- I figured it won that one.
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Didn't it win Trending Truck's
Best Passenger Drive too?
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Hot damn, what a
tally!
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Driving Sport Magazine's
Trending Auto Motor, definitely.
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- Swept the season.
- Just beat out the Silverado
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for Auto Truck's Sporting Trend.
- I heard those Silverado guys
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were good and
pissed on that one.
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Just squeaked by the F150
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for Car and Sport's
Trending Motor Truck.
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Why do you think I
didn't buy that one?
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- Because you're a smart man.
- Eh.
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Looky-looky.
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All that for 1750?
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Listen, it's a
3000-dollar truck,
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but for you, I'll give
it to you for two grand.
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Deal.
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Ha-ha!
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Your pal tried to sell you
his old boat right after,
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but as your d'yad
likes to say...
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If you can float it, fly
it, or fuck it... rent it.
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- Wayne.
- Who's that?
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- Tyson.
- And Bonnie.
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Isn't it smokey in here?
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I think they have two
smoke machines going.
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I'd believe they had 22
smoke machines going.
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- Isn't it smokey.
- Come dance!
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How are yous even getting
place to place in here?
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The only reason I
found this chair
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is 'cause I walked my
nuts into the arm of it.
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- Hey, Katy-Kat.
- Sup snipee's?
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Not tonight, gents.
Way too hot in here
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to have you pushing your
horns up against our backs.
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Come on, for old time's sake?
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Don't even bother with her.
We're moving to Mexico!
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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You know I've fought
this guy three times?
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- Was there a third?
- You wouldn't remember
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the first 'cause I knocked you out.
- With a sucker.
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Which you returned
in the second fight.
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Okay, now I remember the third.
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That was also kind of a sucker.
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- Him or you, bud.
- Holy fuck.
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I'm tired just
thinking about it.
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Yeah, I guess you get
to a certain point
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in life where you're not
in such a hurry to stand up
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when someone walks into a bar
asking who's the toughest guy here.
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Let's dance. It's too
hot to just stand here.
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That doesn't make sense.
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Hey. Where's John Deere?
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Oh, shit.
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Fuck. Is that you, boo?
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How'd you know?
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Cuz I just kicked a
steel toe, dickhead.
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- Uh-oh.
- Toughest boots in Letterkenny.
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It's fuckin smokey in here, eh?
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It is too smokey in here.
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Isn't it smokey.
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You're really serious
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about Mexico, aren't you.
- Why wouldn't I be?
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Aren't you?
- I don't know.
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You're in a place like this
after being in a place like that.
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You don't ever feel stuck?
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Yo, I stopped at a Mennonite
produce stand today
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and the ash from my dart
dropped onto a hay bale
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and almost lit that fucker up.
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- That could have been barleh.
- Then I got deja vu.
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Well, that's a
glitch in the matrix.
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Yeah. Like I've
seen this before.
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I'm pretty sure you have.
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Exactly!
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The time I burned down
your produce stand.
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Oh yeah.
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Fuck, we were out of
our minds then, eh?
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Yeah, you were pretty outta
your mind then, Tanis.
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Yeah. And then, the
big brawl after?
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Whoa, baby.
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No good deed left unpunished.
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I don't see that sort of
thing going down anymore.
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What, like, 'cause
we're all pals?
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No, I just can't see myself
caring about something enough
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to do like... a arson.
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Well, sure, it's a bit extreme.
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Or the brawl after.
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Well, could be worse
things than a scrap.
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Like as if I did a arson...
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Which we've established
was a bit extreme.
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Yeah. And then I rounded up
every tough dude on the Rez
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'cause I was like,
"Fuck you, fight me!"
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You are a rare breed, Tanis.
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Yeah. Your girl had
some energy, fuck.
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- Fuck.
- Fuck, eh?
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- Holy fuck.
- Well, I guess I learned
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you know, you don't try that shit with
the toughest guy in Letterkenny, huh.
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- Do you wanna know what?
- Hmm?
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Given the chance again,
I think I'd make more
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of an effort for things
to simmer a wee bit,
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so it doesn't get
to like... a arson.
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Yeah.
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I guess you get to a
certain point in your life
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where you're just like, not in such a
hurry to brawl with a bunch of Indians.
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Anyways. Later, boo.
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Fuck. Tuck in those
steel toes, dick head.
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You could kill a man.
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Mexico?
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- Mexico?
- Fuck Mexico.
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Columbia is like right there!
- Superior snooters.
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Hey, my editor already hit
me back about the photos.
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- Love 'em?
- They're lovable.
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- Love it.
- She wants me to shoot
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the rest of Letterkenny
on my way out tomorrow.
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Just have an eye
for Canada Gooses.
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Mm.
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Wayne?
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- McMurray?
- Wayne!
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I can hear you, but
I can't see you.
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It's like getting
fucked from behind!
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- Isn't it smokey in here?
- Smokey as a cock sucker.
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- Isn't it smokey!
- Speak again, Wayne.
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I'll follow your voice. Wayne!
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Marco.
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- Found him.
- Polo.
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- You sure?
- Well, either I've got
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two hands around his
bicep or Dick skin's horn.
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- Wayne, how'r ya now?
- Good'n you?
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- Not s'bad.
- Holy fuck, McMurray!
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I think we finally stuck the
landing on that greeting.
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I'm really proud.
- I can't believe...
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Now, you're talking over me.
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McMurray!
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Well, Gail and I were
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just talking about what
a good guy you are.
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He's a real good guy.
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- He's a great guy!
- Thank you.
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- Yeah. And you know why?
- Mm-hmm.
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You're a good brother.
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Yeah. You're a
real good brother.
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- You're a real great brother.
- Well, it's good to be great.
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Yeah, like remember that time Jivin was
honking and hollering at Katy in the street?
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- Fuckin' degen.
- You held him down
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on the ground in the dead
of winter til he apologized.
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Well, Katy's hoofed a box or
two in my defense as well.
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Yeah. But going after
Dierks takes the cake.
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- Fuckin' yank.
- You got pertnear
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everyone in the whole
town to defend her!
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Wanna know what? It's lucky
we all had the day off.
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- Day beers day.
- You're right, Wayne.
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Tough to pencil in
a day off anymore.
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We got so much chorin'.
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We're all gettin' pretty
busy, big fella...
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- Got so much chores.
- And the price of gas.
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- Can't forget the price of gas.
- Pricy as a cock sucker.
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They'll pull your
pants right down.
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He'd have to meet us half
way with the price of gas!
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Yup. I guess you get to
a certain point in life
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where you're not in such a
hurry to drive to Michigan
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to beat the shit out of some
dude who fucked with your sister.
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Hey, cowboy, speaking of
which... who's her cute friend?
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I'm toast.
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I say night cap.
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And I say goodnight!
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What about you, John Deere?
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Have a beer?
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- You want a beer?
- Got a beer?
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- Yeah, I got a beer.
- Let's have a beer.
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I'd have a beer.
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Why are you way over
on the other side?
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See if the grass is greener.
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What if you sat over here?
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We may never know.
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Tell me about you, John Deere.
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Lotta green, bitta yellow.
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Got a girlfriend?
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- Yes.
- Yes?
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Yes.
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On the rocks then. Same.
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- Well, there ya go.
- What's the problem?
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Shouldn't air your
dirty laundry.
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- We're just talking.
- Shouldn't tell tales
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out of school.
- Where is she now?
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- Vancouver.
- Oh my goodness.
239
00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,465
Have you ever been out there?
- No.
240
00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:00,766
You won't want to come back.
241
00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:02,234
Oh.
242
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,236
Mexico is my Vancouver.
243
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,137
Wanna know why me and
my guy are on the rocks?
244
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,540
Shouldn't air your
dirty laundry.
245
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,108
- He's stuck.
- Shouldn't tell tales
246
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,476
out of school.
- I love our town
247
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,812
and I love our life
there, but every year,
248
00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,881
we go to Mexico with my family
and every year I can't wait.
249
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,651
I'm so excited, you know?
- Yeah. I think I know.
250
00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:22,188
But when it's time to come
home, I'm not excited, you know?
251
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,656
Yes, I know.
252
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,157
I've asked him to
move down there,
253
00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:26,392
but he can't picture it.
254
00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:27,493
He's stuck.
255
00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:28,995
Well...
256
00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,997
Life's short, gotta live it.
257
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,532
Exactly.
258
00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:38,337
Ever heard of the three L's?
259
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,207
Live, laugh, love?
260
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,777
Leave life lived.
261
00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:53,853
Let's not tell anyone
I ended up over here
262
00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,388
looking at you like this, k?
263
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,757
Well, you shouldn't
air your dirty laundry.
264
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,160
Yeah, we don't need
to tell anyone, right?
265
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,462
You shouldn't tell
tales out of school.
266
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,604
Thanks for the beer.
267
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:17,276
- You're welcome.
- Night, John Deere!
268
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,284
I didn't sleep at
all last night, boys.
269
00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:26,719
I didn't sleep at
all last night.
270
00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:28,020
I didn't sleep either, boys.
271
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,431
Yeah, I didn't sleep
at all.
272
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:32,725
- Why didn't you sleep?
- Too many BroDude's. You?
273
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,593
- It's like Hooters but...
- Snooters.
274
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,397
Too many BroDude's plus Katy-Kat
moving to Mexico equals no sleep ferda.
275
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,032
Katy's moving to Mexico?
276
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,268
That is disappointing.
- I'm disappointed, Stewart.
277
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,804
- That is so disappointing.
- I know.
278
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,605
Cuz like... Columbia
is right there!
279
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,907
Superior snooters.
280
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,775
I really don't want
her to go, boys.
281
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,811
Then tell her that!
282
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,946
Pussy.
- Huh?
283
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,315
She said tell her that, pussy.
284
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:58,417
Unless degen girls
are still your thing.
285
00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:59,585
No.
286
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,165
Why don't you want
her to go, anyways?
287
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,388
Mexico's fuckin' rad.
288
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,423
Listen... we go way
back with Katy-Kat.
289
00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:07,226
We've had our W's.
We've taken our L's.
290
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,886
We've worked through
a ton of adversity.
291
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,429
Oh yeah, you play
in all three zones?
292
00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:12,631
We accepted a long time
ago that she doesn't want
293
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,172
anything to do with
the boys anymore.
294
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,801
- Who?
- Us.
295
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,603
The boys.
- Huh?
296
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:20,906
But, boys... there's just
something about that girl.
297
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,543
- The tits?
- Oh, for sure the tits!
298
00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:26,278
Unreal tits!
- Divine!
299
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,447
I could drop an ounce of
pre just thinking about'em.
300
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:31,217
But no, that's not it.
301
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:34,620
The ass.
302
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,422
Unreal ass. Stupid.
303
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:37,857
- Celestial.
- Stewart.
304
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,125
I rear-ended a Miata
305
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,402
day-dreaming about it one time.
306
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,628
But that's not it either, boys.
307
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:45,331
There's something else.
- She's special, boys.
308
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,333
Well then, make
her feel special.
309
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,467
- What?
- What?
310
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:49,969
- How?
- What, do I look like
311
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,505
the fuckin' oracle?
- She's not your mom, pussy.
312
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,173
What does Katy like?
313
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,875
- What?
- What?
314
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,311
Get off your ass and
figure it the fuck out.
315
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:02,214
Make a girl feel special,
she's yours forever.
316
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,383
- Really?
- She might fuck some other guys
317
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:05,861
here and there...
- Yeah, she might fuck
318
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,320
some other guys here or there.
- But basically, yeah.
319
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,322
We can help! We've
got lots of energy.
320
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,324
Yeah. Let us help.
We're not tired at all!
321
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:13,692
I don't need to sleep at all.
322
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,161
Sick, buddy.
323
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,662
I love that woman.
324
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,964
And I do deduce it
is just as cogent
325
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:22,468
that Katy fall again for me as
it is that she fall for you.
326
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:23,903
Nah.
327
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,604
Thanks, Tanis.
328
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:26,906
Cool.
329
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,241
Now go get me a beer, bitches.
330
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,632
How'r ya now?
331
00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:58,938
And you?
332
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:03,909
Look, you don't talk a lot,
333
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,811
but it looks like
you got lots to say.
334
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,013
We're not that different, eh?
335
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,883
We all come from good,
hard-working, Canadian stock.
336
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,653
My new pal Daryl,
he's a good guy.
337
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,256
- He's a really good guy.
- He's a great guy.
338
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:22,595
What have you got against me
at the end of the day? Huh?
339
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,797
Yes, I got a little bit drunk
340
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:27,132
and bumped into your
sweetie, super chief.
341
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,534
But what's with the hostility?
342
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:29,735
You're a degen.
343
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:32,238
I'm not a degen. I'm
just friends with 'em.
344
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:35,207
Show me your friends and
I'll show you who you are.
345
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,143
You know, I knew
Daryl was a gopher.
346
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,980
He'd go for this,
and he'd go for that.
347
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,216
Must've been a reason
he'd go for us now.
348
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,087
Must've been missing something
when he'd go for yous.
349
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,623
Like a family?
350
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,461
If you're gonna go
so low as that...
351
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,131
suck my dick while
you're down there.
352
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,334
Dary's flyin' a wee bit too
close to the sun right now.
353
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,770
Chasing skirt.
- My sister's name is...
354
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,305
I don't give a fuck.
355
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,773
But yous are degens.
356
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:10,175
- I'm just friends with them.
- Show me your friends
357
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,944
and I'll show you who you are.
358
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,315
Dary's walking pretty
tall right now,
359
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,951
but it's only a matter of
time before you show him
360
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,287
who you are. And
if he gets hurt
361
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:25,457
trying to catch a falling
knife out there with yous...
362
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,461
That dog will hunt.
363
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,371
Get that fucking
mutt out of here
364
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:40,839
before I give it the size nines.
365
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,644
- What is wrong with you?
- What's wrong with me?
366
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,246
What's wrong with you?
367
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:48,514
- With me?!
- Yeah.
368
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,494
- I don't know.
- Your old friends, that's what.
369
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:51,942
Don't think I have
any old friends.
370
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,786
- Wayne and Katy.
- Yeah, but they're still
371
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,430
pretty young though.
- It's not what I meant.
372
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,723
I meant...
- Oh, now I see what that is.
373
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,325
- Like, from the past.
- Right.
374
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,394
- So, not literally old.
- Like we're your new friends.
375
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,997
And they're your old...
- From before.
376
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:06,999
- So not literally old.
- Not in age.
377
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,200
- Yeah.
- No.
378
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,668
I still think I
wouldn't call them
379
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:12,371
my old friends considering...
- Well, they ganged up on me
380
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,973
at the gas station.
- What?
381
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,507
- Yeah. And assaulted me.
- What?
382
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,710
Verbally. And you know what,
I'll tell you one thing
383
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,179
for free, Chuck... if
I hear either of them
384
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,714
speakin' my name around town,
385
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,249
oh, there's gonna
be a predictament.
386
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,951
- Speakin' your name?
- Yeah, you know,
387
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,595
like when rap guys
are beefin' and stuff.
388
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,021
Put some respect on my name!
389
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,398
Don't speak it unless
you're gonna put
390
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,591
some respect on it.
- On what?
391
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,362
Put some respect on his name.
392
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,631
It's not as if
it's... Cheez-Wiz.
393
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,267
Put some respect
on it or pull up.
394
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,869
- Pull up?
- Cash me outside.
395
00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:45,938
How 'bout dah?
- What do you mean pull up?
396
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,038
Pull up!
397
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,540
What are you strapping on about?
398
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,109
It's not as if it's his file.
399
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,411
It's Saturday night,
mother fuckers.
400
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,879
- Is it really?
- Yeah.
401
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,881
I thought it was Friday.
402
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,118
- Pull a straw.
- What fer?
403
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,891
That's a little short, Daryl!
404
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:09,194
Ha! It's shorter than yours,
that's for sure, Mick.
405
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:12,398
Mine too. I'm gonna go
deal out the rest of these.
406
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,768
Buckle up, Daryl. Ha!
Who hasn't picked yet?
407
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,237
What are the straws for?
408
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,097
It's a little game we
play on Saturday nights
409
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,139
called Run'n Gun.
410
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,541
You're gonna love it.
411
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:27,146
The person who draws the
longest straw... gets the gun.
412
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,916
The guy who draws the
shortest straw gets to run.
413
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,016
Fuck!
414
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,520
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
415
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:38,390
Aw, fuck!
416
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,497
Let's have some fun.
417
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,643
Reilly?
418
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,944
Jonesy?
419
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,879
Over here Katy-Kat!
420
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,454
What are yous doing?
421
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,689
Just spicing up these carnitas
422
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:12,591
then I was moving
on to carne asada.
423
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,093
Spicy Margaritas ferda.
424
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,703
Three ounces. Just
the way you like 'em.
425
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,963
I'm gonna need to
fuck a matador rapido.
426
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,265
Why Mexico? Columbia
is like right there.
427
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:21,700
What do you mean, why Mexico?
428
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,600
I don't know. We just
wanted to like, show you
429
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,504
that whatever you
can do in Mexico,
430
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,906
you can also do it
like, right here.
431
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:31,009
Sunshine, tacos, tequila.
432
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,845
Look at this beautiful beach!
433
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,947
It's basically an all-exclusive.
434
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:38,517
We don't have an Iguana, but I
could Nair a squirrel for you.
435
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,153
Can I get some of that Nair
before the squirrel uses it?
436
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,489
This is kinda
fuckin sweet, boys.
437
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:46,725
Well, we wanted to
make you feel special.
438
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,527
But I'm not moving to Mexico.
439
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,496
No?
440
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,806
I'm just flirting with the idea.
441
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,332
Columbia is like right there.
442
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,702
- Superior snooters.
- But... why?
443
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,705
I think I'm just
feeling a bit stuck.
444
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,181
Is your fucking phone broke?
445
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,549
Depends who's callin'.
446
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,984
- Me.
- Then she's broke.
447
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,318
You one of 'em too, bud?
448
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,187
- One of what?
- It's one of who.
449
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:18,390
'Cause if you is,
you ain't welcome.
450
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,194
Are yous rehearsing a
play here or something?
451
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,768
You ain't seen it yet,
have you, big hoss?
452
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,803
- Seen what?
- It's seen who.
453
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,943
{\an8}I'm a degen!
454
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,881
- They made him do it.
- Don't matter. He done it.
455
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,551
I need yous to come help
me pull him out of there.
456
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,953
I hate degens. Always have.
457
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,521
- Third generation.
- Fourth.
458
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,223
Well, you're preachin'
to the choir, bud.
459
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,192
Fuck degens, Wayne.
460
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:57,329
And if Dary's a degen...
then fuck him too.
461
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,549
Alistair Orson Westwood
Yates pulled the long straw.
462
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,084
He's a good shot.
463
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,824
He's not really gonna
shoot at him, is he?
464
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,921
He can put it
anywhere he wants to.
465
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,256
Even in the dark.
466
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,158
I don't think this is for me.
467
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,962
Of course it is. You're
a degen now, right?
468
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,469
This is what degens do.
469
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,439
Are you shaking right now?
470
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,008
No. It's just a
bit of a breeze.
471
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,044
I'll keep you warm.
472
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,494
Daryl! Daryl!
473
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:37,629
What are you doing?
474
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,299
- I'm going home.
- Why?
475
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:41,833
This isn't for me.
476
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:43,669
You're a degen, aren't ya?
477
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,171
Aren't you?
478
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,740
You show me your friends,
I'll show you who you are.
479
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,843
You've been here so
long they've forgotten
480
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:53,211
about you, big shoots.
481
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,580
They ain't thinking
about you for a second.
482
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,550
So you can run, I don't know
where you think you're running to.
483
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:01,053
Because I can promise you it
ain't the way you left it.
484
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,789
Us degens, we stick together.
485
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,090
So stick with us.
486
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,859
'Cause without us, you're alone.
487
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:55,574
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