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It's Monday already?
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You don't know what
day of the week it is?
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Everyday's the same...
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When you're unemployed?
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I've got some pictures I
can send you but I wanna see
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what you're working first.
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Okay.
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My laptop just got stolen.
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You took nudes?
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I don't see what
the big deal is.
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Please tell me that you
left your face out of them.
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Not the face!
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(Together) Never the face!
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Daddy, that man look like a...
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(Elevator dings)
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♪
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♪
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Allegedlys.
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Absolutely all activities,
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acts and Ag Hall antics.
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- Businesses...
- Bustles, bar nights,
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bits, buck'n does.
- Chores.
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Campaigns, chronicles,
contracts and commitments...
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- Dirty dangles.
- Donnybrooks.
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Deeds, duties, doings
and dealings...
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- Eventually...
- End.
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(birds chirping)
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Fuckin embarrassing.
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Ah, for fuck's sake, friends.
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Give your balls a tug.
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Get glad, go grin, gather glee.
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- How'r ya now?
- Have happiness.
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Hoots and hollers.
Hearty he-he's
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and howling ha-ha's.
Have a hernia, heck!
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Initially idiotic and
infinitely immature.
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It's interprovincial,
international
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and interconnecting. Influential
and impactful indeed.
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Infamously
intelligent, isn't it?
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- Jacked.
- Judgements are justified,
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but joy is juicier.
Jostle your jollies.
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- K.
- Kindly rekindle kinships
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and kiss kittens
'cause it's kooky,
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kind-hearted and a
little bit kinky.
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- Letterkenny.
- Legen-dary.
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- McMurray.
- Mrs. McMurray.
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- Neighbours.
- Nut tuggers and no necks,
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nut sacks. Nicotine and
nose bleeds, numb nuts.
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No needless negativity or
unnecessary noise up north.
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- Ostrich.
- Obsessively observant
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and outwardly obscene.
Organized and original.
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Outlandish and unorthodox.
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Occasionally offensive
to opposition.
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Overprotective.
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- Pitter-patter.
- We're pertnear perfectly
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patient and proper particular,
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but if you poke and
prod, we'll pop.
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- Queer?
- Questionable.
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- Really?
- Roald!
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Skoden. (both): Stoodis.
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- Today.
- Turn off Twitter
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and take the time
to treasure town.
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- Understood?
- We're unkempt and undercooked,
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but not uppity or untoward.
United unconditionally.
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- Virtuous.
- We're violent and venomous,
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but not vultures or vagrants.
Got values. Got vertebrae.
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Wayne!
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We will whip your
whatchamacallit.
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But well, we'd rather work
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wordlessly in worthy
weather without wrath.
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We're well-wishers.
Wise-cracking's how we're wired,
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but warmth and widespread
wealth is the way.
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Whether you're weird...
- Wondrous!
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Wayward or witless,
you're welcome.
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- Exactly.
- Ekspecialleh.
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(exclaiming)
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After a zillion zippy,
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zany zingers, we're zapped.
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Got zilch, zero, zipola,
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so now we...
- Zip it.
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(birds chirping)
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(rooster calling)
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(upbeat music)
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(rock music)
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Like, when I die, I
want my future husband
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to snort my ashes off his
new girlfriend's tits.
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(laughing) Right?
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So I can go out of this
world like I came into it:
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In a weird
threesome. (laughter)
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I feel like the only time we
come home to visit anymore
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is for funerals and weddings.
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I'm in my thirties now,
so everyone keeps asking
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when I'm gonna get
married, and it's like,
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when I stop getting
broken up with.
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(laughter) You guys know this,
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my cousin got married, she
called me a month later,
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she was like, "I'm getting
a divorce." I was like,
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"I haven't even had
my next period yet."
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(laughing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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Bro, I wanna smash my
old billet sister so bad.
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Bro, I wanted to smash my
old billet sister so bad
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when she was my actual
billet sister, but now,
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I want to smash my old
billet sister super bad.
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Funny girls are the best, buddy.
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I know, buddy. It's 'cause
they're fun to be around even
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when you're not smashing.
- 'Cause they're funny?
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Yeah, 'cause they're funny,
they're fun to be around
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even when you're not smashing.
- Let's take a run
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at our billet sisters, bro.
- Let's take a run
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at our billet sisters, buddy.
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(both): Na-nah!
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Are you glad to be homes
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from your vacations
to Mexicos, Ms. Katys?
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It's always good to be home.
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Well, I can see you
never wore your sunblock.
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Well, neither did this guy.
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'Sup, Squirrelly tan?
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So what was your favourite part?
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Oh, doozy of a question, Dary.
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The sun, the beaches, the ocean,
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the cervezas, siestas,
and the margaritas.
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It was all like one
big, beautiful dream.
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I've kinda been thinking
about it a lot since I left.
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Well, you better
wear your sun block
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or your skin will look
like an old saddle bag.
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- Alex.
- Olive.
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- Ry-guy.
- Jo-Jo.
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Isn't it crazy that we
lived in the same house
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for so long and never,
like... succumbed to it.
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Succumbed to it?
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Yeah, I think it
was pretty nutty
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we lived in the same house
for so long and never, like...
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surrendered to it.
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- To what?
- To like...
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Never mind.
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Are you guys trying to
smash your billet sisters?
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I'm trying to smash
my billet sister, yes.
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Yeah, we talked back there
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and both decided we'd both try
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to smash our billet sisters.
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First of all, no!
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But second, I'm curious,
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we lived in the same house and
you never took a run at us.
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Why now?
- We weren't as cock sure
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at that time of our lives, boys.
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But I'll have you know,
I was in my bedroom
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across the hall wailing on it
to you two to four times a day.
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Yeah, I wouldn't want
you to worry about that.
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I was hammering on it to you
three to five times a day,
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in the bedroom next to yours.
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- Three to five?
- Two to four?
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Yeah, but I was only
wailin' on it to you
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2-4 times a day because I was
wailin' on it to my billet mom,
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your real mom, 1-2 times a day.
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Yeah, in addition to
hammering on it to you
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3-5 times a day I was also
hammering on it to my billet mom,
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your real mom, 1-2 times a day,
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and often an additional
1-2 times a day
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to Jonesy's billet
mom which is...
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- My real mom.
- Yes.
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Thank you.
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Watching those gals do
the stand-up comedys
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reminds me when I did
my observational humours
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at the talent shows
ways backs whens.
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That sure was
observational, Dan.
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Observational... humour.
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Some say the observationalist.
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Not such a fond memory
for you eh, Dary?
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Let's hear it for Daryl.
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- Oh, it wasn't that bad.
- Was too.
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- But was it?
- Can confirm.
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Yeah, no, it was bad.
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Some say the baddest.
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So... what's say we
finally... succumb?
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- Ugh.
- Dog shit line, Ry-guy.
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- Huh?
- At least be funny.
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- When?
- Always, preferably.
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- We're funny.
- Unintentionally.
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What's so good about funny guys?
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They're still fun to be around
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even when you're not smashing.
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(indistinct chatter)
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(both): They're just like us.
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You know, I think I might takes my
observational humours outs for another spin.
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- Might what?
- The fuck are you doing?
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Dan's gonna try stand-up comedy.
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Girls love guys who are funny.
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- Apparently.
- The fuck are you doing?
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We could do stand-up
comedy, buddy.
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- No, you couldn't.
- We'd be good at it, buddy.
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- No, you wouldn't.
- Then, our billet sisters
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would think we're funny.
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And then, we'll
get to smash them.
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Boys, stand-up comedy
doesn't look easy.
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Neither do our billet sisters,
but that's not gonna stop us.
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(zippers closing)
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- You should try it.
- Why don't you try it?
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Because I'd rather be a master
of one trade than a jack of all.
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- I'd rather jack off all.
- What are you a master of?
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Bating. (all): Heyo!
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Every comedian
needs an audience.
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And every audience
needs a heckler.
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- We should all gives it a trys.
- Hard no.
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Ah, come on, good buddys. You
likes chattings with people
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at the grocery store and
the banks and whatnots.
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Youse could be a
crowd works comics.
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- Hmm.
- Do it.
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And Ms. Katys, you likes
to say that skids are...
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- Greasy.
- And that hockey players...
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Would grab a monkey by
the tit if they could.
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Youse could be a roast comics.
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Do it!
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- What about me?
- No.
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- Huh?
- Nope!
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- Why?
- Talent show.
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Dary, besides from the time
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I seen you singing
Beyonce in the car wash,
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you're not much of a performer.
- You get the yips, bud.
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But I make people
laugh all the time.
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- Unintentionally.
- Don't worry, buddy.
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I'm told we do that too.
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Dary, comedians have to be cool.
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And now I'm not cool?
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Well, now, don't everybody
answer all at once.
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And you know what, Dary,
even by your standards,
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those barn clothes are
particularly ripe "todee".
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A wee bit spicy, bud.
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- Hmm.
- We'll needs a hosts.
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(rhythmic music)
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Welcome to MoDean's. I'm Alex.
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And I'm Olive. (cheering)
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Some circles may know us as Reilly
and Jonesy's old billet sisters.
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Unfortunately. (laughter)
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You know, it's such a cliche
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to hook up with your
billet brothers.
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Which is why we've
never done it.
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But that didn't stop
our old billet brothers
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from trying to hook up
with us last weekend.
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They actually told us that
they used to masturbate to us.
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(crowd exclaiming)
(both): Used to?!
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Hey, Alex, who do you
go clam digging to?
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Oh, my God, um...
Norm MacDonald,
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Chris Farley, George Carlin.
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Wait, they're all old.
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It's my daddy issues showing.
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(laughter)
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Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome your first comic
248
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of the evening, the next king
of crowd work, it's Wayne.
249
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(applause)
250
00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:50,883
(clearing throat)
251
00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,857
- How'r ya now?
- Good'n you?
252
00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,091
Not s'bad.
253
00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,826
N'you?
- Good'n you?
254
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,395
Not too bad.
255
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,865
So how's your beer?
- Pretty good. Yours?
256
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,199
It's not too bad.
257
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,177
If you hold the bottle
by the neck there,
258
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,370
rather than the body
she'll stay cold longer.
259
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,838
Right on.
260
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,279
So how's your old man?
- Pretty good.
261
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,515
- He's a good guy.
- He's a real good guy.
262
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,150
He's a great guy.
263
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,620
So is Debbie still smokin'?
- No, she quit.
264
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,989
- Did she really?
- Yeah, she got pregnant.
265
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,158
She used to smoke all
the time in high school.
266
00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,326
Did you get the quad
or the side-by-side?
267
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,828
Side-by-side. You
should get one.
268
00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,496
No, I got enough toys as it is.
269
00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:39,131
When do the jokes start?!
270
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,742
He hit some loose
gravel on the shoulder
271
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,811
and went into the rhubarb.
- Did he go into the ditch?
272
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,270
No, he hopped the ditch.
273
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,106
- So a bunch of damage or...?
- Not enough to file a claim.
274
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,451
You don't wanna get insurance
involved unless you have to.
275
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,986
Oh, yeah, they'll
pull your pants down.
276
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,079
They'll pull your
pants right down.
277
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,619
Too much fun.
278
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,922
Well, we'll talk to ya.
279
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,424
(applause)
280
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,531
That was... crowd work!
281
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,567
(applause) That was
work for the crowd.
282
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,901
(laughter)
283
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,470
Shot of Gus'n Bru
please, Gailer.
284
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,371
You're white as a sheet, cowboy.
285
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,740
I'm fine.
286
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,576
(indistinct chatter)
287
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:28,948
Thank you.
288
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,083
(laughter)
289
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,852
Ladies and gentlemen,
you all know him.
290
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,788
You all love him. Back with more
of his observational humour...
291
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It's Squirrelly Dan!
292
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,325
(applause)
293
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,230
Thank you, Alex.
Thank you, Olive.
294
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,065
It's greats to be heres, guys.
295
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:49,268
Did yous evers notice...
296
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:50,469
(laughter)
297
00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,004
That whenevers you ask your gal
298
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,606
if she hungries,
she always says no.
299
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,908
So you goes ahead, makes
yourself up a plate,
300
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,443
and she ends up
eating half of it!
301
00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,378
(laughter)
302
00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:02,414
Kinda makes a fella
wonder... don't its?
303
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,817
(laughter)
304
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,286
And did...
305
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,088
yous evers notice...
306
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,123
(continues indistinctly)
307
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:12,925
Mickey Gibraltar.
308
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,593
My palms are pretty sweaty.
309
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,996
I've palmed worse today,
super chief. What's your name?
310
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,631
Daryl.
311
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,475
What did you say
your name was again?
312
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,868
Mickey Gibraltar. My
friends call me Mick.
313
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,237
So... you can call me Mick.
314
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,473
- Okay.
- You look like the kind of guy
315
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:28,941
that could use a
shot of Gus'n Bru.
316
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,876
I could use a shot of Gus'n Bru.
317
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,878
But... there's no Gail.
318
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,258
It's your lucky
day, big shooter.
319
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,115
I've got two shots of
Gus'n Bru right here.
320
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,584
One for me, one for you.
321
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,019
Are you sure?
322
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,430
Yeah. The other one was for my
sister and she's not here yet.
323
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,790
So she'll never know.
Unless you tell her.
324
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,259
- I'm not gonna tell her.
- Don't tell her, good buddy!
325
00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,161
Don't you tell her. (laughing)
326
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,729
I won't tell her.
327
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,040
Let's get these down the gullet.
328
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,567
Destroy the evidence,
eh? Cin, cin.
329
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:57,913
So you getting up there tonight?
330
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,305
That's a Texas sized 10-4.
331
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,873
Oh. Now I'm excited.
332
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,042
You strike me as
a cool, funny guy.
333
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,811
You're gonna do
great, good buddy.
334
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,346
You're gonna do great.
335
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,747
(laughter)
336
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,883
When do the jokes start?!
337
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,985
Kinda makes a fella wonder...
338
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,054
(all): Don't it?
339
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,889
(laughter)
340
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,190
All right, thank you so much.
341
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,458
That's my time. (cheering)
342
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,069
Thank you so much.
That was really easy.
343
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,671
I don't know why people
make such a big deal.
344
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,763
Doesn't look like you
need any encouragement
345
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,732
but let's keep it going
for Squirrelly Dan!
346
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,801
(applause)
347
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,470
Up next we've got a
comic with his own,
348
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:32,972
homegrown style of comedy.
349
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,808
This up-and-comer takes problems
that you or me or anyone
350
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:39,211
in a small town would face and
puts his own comedic spin on it.
351
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,046
Daryl, what are you
calling it again?
352
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,948
- Letterkenny Problems.
- That's it.
353
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,351
Ladies and gentlemen, with
his Letterkenny Problems,
354
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,553
please welcome to
the stage Daryl!
355
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,288
(applause)
356
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,795
(microphone feedback)
357
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,002
(clears throat)
358
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,480
You seen your ex-sweetie
holding hands with a guy
359
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,115
who kicked your ass one
time in high school,
360
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,284
and that's just about enough to
make you want to drown yourself
361
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,477
in a potted plant. (laughter)
362
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,712
(chuckling)
363
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,281
But it's okay because
your ex-sweetie
364
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,691
used to look at
herself in the mirror
365
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:17,959
every time after she took a poop
366
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,585
to see if her tummy
was any flatter.
367
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,620
(laughter)
368
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,756
(maniacal laughter)
- I'm sorry!
369
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,292
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everybody.
370
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,236
(continues laughing) I
did not see that coming.
371
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,862
I wasn't ready. I
kinda pictured a girl
372
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,973
looking at herself in the mirror
after she's laying the cable.
373
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,432
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Go, go.
374
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,034
(laughter)
375
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,811
Your second cousint put
her toddler in a onesie
376
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:39,438
that said "to snatching
kisses and vice versa."
377
00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:42,174
(laughter)
- No!
378
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,209
Goddamn, so good!
379
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,554
Your third or fourth cousint
was the only one left to fuck
380
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,657
at the end of the night, and
when there's no more firewood,
381
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,025
sometimes you gotta
burn the axe handle.
382
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,551
(laughter)
383
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,154
When do the jokes start?
384
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,565
It's funny, this one's
actually about you, Stewart.
385
00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,924
(laughter)
386
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,026
You saw a skid one
time put his name wrong
387
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,563
in the computer at bowling and you always
figured that their nickname "Stewrat"
388
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,865
would stick. (laughter)
389
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,403
He's killing me.
390
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,406
The government tried to bust
you for switching plates
391
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,408
on your 4-wheelers
and that stuffed shirt
392
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,310
could suck cold shit
through a wool sock.
393
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,346
(laughter)
394
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:23,015
(applause)
395
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,383
That's gonna do it for me.
396
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,083
But like your second
cousint always says,
397
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,587
liquor before beer,
poker in the rear.
398
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:31,390
(laughter) (applause)
399
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,594
That might be the
comedian of the night!
400
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,997
Keep it going for
Daryl! Daryl, everybody!
401
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,798
(cheering)
402
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,609
I knew you'd be great!
I knew you'd be great!
403
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,473
Oh, my God, cool and
funny, that's what I said.
404
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,471
Can I get another beer?
That was so funny.
405
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,173
(suffocating laughter)
406
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,176
Ladies and gentlemen, you're
about to be tag-teamed
407
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,745
by these next two comics.
408
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,680
Which, personally, is
my worst nightmare.
409
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,815
Please welcome the boys
who used to hammer on it
410
00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:00,052
in the bedrooms beside us
3-5 or 4-6 times a night...
411
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,653
It's Reilly!
- And Jonesy.
412
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,655
(applause)
413
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,160
- Um... Alex?
- Ry-Guy.
414
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,328
- Olive?
- Jo-Jo.
415
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,296
(both): Can you guys
stay up here with us?
416
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,544
You didn't like our line when we
took a run at you last weekend,
417
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,970
so we took some classics and
put our own spin on them.
418
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,672
Hey girl, aside from being sexy,
419
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,174
what else do you
do for a living?
420
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:25,010
Aside from annoying women,
what do you do for a living?
421
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,378
(laughter)
422
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,149
Um... you kinda gotta
let us finish though.
423
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,717
Okay. What else you got?
424
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,586
Are you a garage? Because
I wanna park it inside you.
425
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,555
I'm not looking for
a compact vehicle.
426
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,990
(laughing)
427
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,467
Although I do have a
pretty small garage,
428
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,360
if you know what I'm
sayin'. (laughing)
429
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:45,264
Okay, but... You kinda have
to let us finish the joke.
430
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,032
Sorry. This is batting
practice for us.
431
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,334
- Easy dingers.
- But we'll try. We'll try.
432
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,070
Hey, girl. Are you
the board game Clue?
433
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,610
Because I wanna get you alone
in the Conservatory with a rope.
434
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,040
Are you the board game Clue?
435
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,751
Because I would like to
get you in the ballroom
436
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,711
with the lead pipe! (laughing)
437
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,346
We just gotta wheel, bro.
438
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,367
Just gotta get that joke
out before they jump in.
439
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:04,729
Okay, buddy? Wheel,
wheel, wheel.
440
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:05,884
Wheel, buddy. Wheel, buddy.
441
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,252
(clears throat) Hey, girl.
442
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,555
If you were small words on
a page, you'd be fine print.
443
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,757
Because I can't read you
and I'm not even gonna try
444
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,892
to understand you. (laughing)
445
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,061
Bit of self-deprecating
humour. Okay.
446
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,896
Hey, girl. My
name's Microsoft.
447
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,565
Can I crash at
your place tonight?
448
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,065
He's named after
my dick. (laughing)
449
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,811
- I can handle this angle.
- Give 'em some runway?
450
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,970
- Let's give 'em some runway.
- You must be a wetsuit
451
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:28,807
and I must be the sun because
you are tight and I make you dry.
452
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,876
(laughing)
453
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,780
Hey, girl. This condom in my
pocket's gonna expire tomorrow.
454
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,582
Do you wanna help me use...
455
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,784
Oh wait, never mind.
It's way too big.
456
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,486
(laughing)
457
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,321
Hey, girl. Do you
mind touching me
458
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,490
so I can tell my friends
I was touched by an angel?
459
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,757
I swear if you fart...
460
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,426
- Is this intimate?
- So intimate.
461
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,795
Yeah, my doctor suggested
I tell people I'm intimate
462
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,264
with that you've come in
contact with two STDs.
463
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,333
Okay. (laughing)
464
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,212
- But seriously, boys.
- Oh seriously now, boys?
465
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,471
- Yeah, seri-dawg, boys.
- Okay, seri-dawg, boys.
466
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,607
I have a problem and I
really need your help.
467
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,475
Oh, you've got a
lot of problems.
468
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:04,810
- Me too.
- You're beyond help.
469
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,678
There's something
wrong with my phone.
470
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,013
- Oh?
- Mine too.
471
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,182
And what's that? (both):
Your number's not in it.
472
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,284
(crowd exclaiming) (laughing)
473
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:15,954
(both): Put it in!
(crowd): Put it in!
474
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,990
Put it in!
475
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,825
Put it in!
476
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,326
Put it in!
477
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,629
(cheering)
478
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,664
Wheel, snipe, celly boys!
479
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,733
Dirty fuckin' dangles, boys!
480
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,334
Thank you, Letterkenny!
481
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,803
(cheering)
482
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,639
Okay, okay, shut the fuck up.
483
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,507
That was humiliating enough.
484
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,843
Let's forget about it by
bringing up your final comic
485
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,311
of the evening, shall we?
486
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:40,479
We've got a real treat
487
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,447
for you, ladies and
gentlemen. A roast comic.
488
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,616
Wait. No one here gets
offended too easily, do they?
489
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:48,820
(all): No. No one here gets
offended here too easily.
490
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,723
- Wow. That's refreshing.
- Yeah, that's different. Why?
491
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,893
(all): Because there are
real problems in the world.
492
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,461
Fuckin-A.
493
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,402
Please welcome your final
comic of the evening,
494
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:01,833
a local hero, heart throb
and household name...
495
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:02,834
It's Katy!
496
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,603
(applause)
497
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,575
Hi, everyone. Thanks
for having me.
498
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,010
Let's make some
noise for all of you.
499
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,680
You guys have been
amazing sports tonight.
500
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,415
It's really great to be here.
501
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,317
Squirrelly Dan is here tonight.
502
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,484
Squirrelly Dan!
503
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,320
Let's hear it for him.
(applause, cheering)
504
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,821
He was terrific.
505
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,025
Dan is the only guy I know
who has sex dreams about food.
506
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,329
He kinda looks like Larry the
guy who can't afford cable?
507
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,932
(laughing) Wayne!
Love you, big brother.
508
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,601
(applause) So Wayne didn't do
509
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,604
any actual jokes tonight. He just
came up here and acted like himself.
510
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,839
He showed you his
true personality,
511
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:43,041
which ultimately
is the real joke.
512
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,377
(laughing)
513
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:48,180
And then, we've got Gail.
(applause, cheering)
514
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,717
Thank you so much for letting us use
of your establishment, as always.
515
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:55,120
Gail fucks so many dudes, that
I'd call her a home wrecker,
516
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,689
but the dudes she fucks
don't really have homes.
517
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,259
(exclaiming) (laughing)
518
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,561
You're familiar with
the town bicycle, right?
519
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,630
Well, Gail's more like
the town fishing pole.
520
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,290
Because if you reel her in, you're
probably gonna catch something.
521
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,901
(laughing)
522
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,404
- When do the jokes start?
- Seriously, Stew-rat,
523
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,573
you're gonna make somebody
cry with that tonight.
524
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,708
Can't handle a little heckling?
525
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:19,611
I meant your face. (laughing)
526
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:23,582
I'm told Stewrat is a lot like
that schneef he loves so much.
527
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,618
He doesn't last long
and it's never worth it.
528
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,253
(laughing)
529
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:32,257
And now, we've got Reilly,
and with Reilly comes Jonesy.
530
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,226
These dudes claim
to be ladies' men,
531
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,595
but the only box they ever
see is the penalty box.
532
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:39,040
And lucky for them, they only
have to last two minutes in there.
533
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,434
(laughing) Reilly, Jonesy...
534
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:44,512
You're like an old cat lady,
because you're obsessed
535
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,672
with pussy and you're
probably gonna die alone.
536
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,207
(exclaiming)
537
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,611
Alright, alright. And
now, we've got Daryl.
538
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:55,113
Dary, what do I say about Dary?
539
00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:56,682
Uh...
540
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,684
Thanks for taking a
break from freeloading
541
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,819
on our farm to be here tonight.
542
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,120
(laughing)
543
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,856
Dary has all the charm
of that sketchy guy
544
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:07,426
who is running a model
search in a strip mall.
545
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,261
You know that guy?
Yeah? (laughing)
546
00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:11,481
Dary works with farm animals
and I think that's great.
547
00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:15,334
It's important to be on the same
intellectual level as your colleagues.
548
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,035
(laughing)
549
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:20,806
Doesn't Dary look like he just dirt
biked over here from his divorce hearing?
550
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:22,240
(laughing)
551
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,544
Dary is pals with the
toughest guy in Letterkenny,
552
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,145
but Dary is tough too!
553
00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:28,647
(applause) Yeah.
Tough to look at,
554
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:32,484
tough to talk to,
tough to be around,
555
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:35,087
tough to love... (laughing)
556
00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:39,558
(upbeat music)
557
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:23,021
Oh, it's a little slippy
out there, super chief.
558
00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:25,123
- Say you're sorry.
- For slipping?
559
00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:26,658
Wayne!
560
00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:28,493
Cool it.
561
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,295
Yeah, big shooter.
562
00:25:30,395 --> 00:25:31,496
Cool it.
563
00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:32,764
Wayne!
564
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,400
Let's have a dart.
565
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:45,410
No sense causing a big stink
the night before I leave.
566
00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:47,646
No one wants a fuss, eh?
567
00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:49,581
Ain't no reason to get excited.
568
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:51,516
You're not gonna
see me for a week.
569
00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:54,986
Well, your Pitbull rescue pals
out west will be happy to see you.
570
00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:56,922
You're gonna be sad
all week missing me?
571
00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:59,257
Might be a wee bit sad, yeah.
572
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,761
You don't have to do something
573
00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:05,030
every time a drunk
dude bumps me.
574
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,198
Comes with the territory.
575
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,567
Of what?
576
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,635
Being the toughest
guy in Letterkenny?
577
00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:14,239
Must be tiring after a while.
578
00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:17,208
Always having the pork
chop around your neck.
579
00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:18,610
Boar chop.
580
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,312
Boar chops are s'gawddam good.
581
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,681
The man loves boar chops.
582
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,416
I gotta pack.
583
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:25,684
Comin' now?
584
00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:28,920
I'll finish my beer
and come crawl in.
585
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:33,558
I wonder how important being
the toughest guy in Letterkenny
586
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:35,060
needs to be to you anymore.
587
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,228
I've had this
conversation before.
588
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,030
It's fine if it is.
589
00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:40,365
I just wonder.
590
00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:42,100
Maybe it isn't.
591
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,471
(car seatbelt warning beeping)
592
00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:52,277
(engine starting)
593
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,267
(upbeat music)
594
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:55,674
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