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This programme contains
some strong language.
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In 1948, the Empire
Windrush docked in London,
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bringing over 800 passengers
from Jamaica and the Caribbean.
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Among them were two people who
were yet to meet and fall in love.
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These people are my grandparents.
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This is their story.
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My film, Jamaica Road, is not
just a story about immigrants.
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Hey, are those my shoes, bruv?
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It's a story about young people.
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It's a story about marriage.
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It's a story about black love.
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It's a story about a
working-class couple.
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We were kind of poor. Uncle, can
you just watch the video?
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I'll watch the film, man.
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Anything you donate will go a
long way in helping us achieve
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our target of �5,000.
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�5,000!
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Oh, so wait a minute.
Hold on there, sir.
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So you leave a job so you can beg
people for money.
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You should have been saving
when you was in recruitment.
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That's right. Excuse me, Polly.
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He did save... He didn't save money.
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Well, regardless, he needs
help from his family now.
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But I suppose if you're not really
blood family you don't have to
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put it in your pocket
if you don't want to.
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Coffee fresh.
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How do I donate, Kwabena?
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You just have to type in how much
you want, Auntie.
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Thank you. Right there.
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So generous.
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Wha...? Wait. Thank you so much,
Auntie! Woop, woop!
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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500, �500?
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What? Wait. What?
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�500. No, no, no, no, no.
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No? Five? Uh-huh.
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Here's Mrs Bolivar de Pedro.
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She's from my aunt's prayer group.
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Right. Well, she's just donated
�4.73.
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HE SIGHS
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Bruv, that's all my people donated.
Mine too.
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And we've still got 4K to go.
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Question - what about your company?
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Don't they have funding
opportunities?
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They do. But you didn't come
to the meeting, did you?
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We need bigger donors.
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PHONE PINGS
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Hey you, I know we're meant to meet
for our date on Friday.
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But I am home and I want to know
what you're doing.
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Do you want to meet up or...?
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Oh...
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Hey, I'm actually working
tonight, but... Ah!
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Yeah, I have an edit that's
due tomorrow,
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but I'll make it up to you,
though, I promise.
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Shit.
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KNOCK ON DOOR
Delivery.
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Lewis. What's up, bruv?
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No, it's Kwabena, man,
from recruitment.
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Where's O? He usually delivers
our stuff.
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I mean, I've got your stuff
right here, so...
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Got any mushrooms?
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No. No mushrooms, you know.
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What about Black Dragon?
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Bro, I only deliver what you order.
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What kind of drug dealer
only carries weed, man?
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You ordered a pizza, right?
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Oh. Not...
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No. You just really look
like... No, forget that.
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You just... Sorry, man. It's a
genuine mistake.
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I'm... Yeah. I'm...I'm not.
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I'm not racist.
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Yeah, bro. I love Black Panther.
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Are you O?
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No, I'm Fairy Godmother.
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What do you think, bruv?
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Oh, mad.
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Yo.
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And before you ask,
yes, I filled up the tank.
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HE SIGHS
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HE GROANS
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Yo.
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What, man?
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This book says if the baby
was conceived with an STI,
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it can cause an infection in the
womb that kills the baby
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and the mother.
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I haven't been checked since
uni, man. Brudda!
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But surely you'd know if you'd
had it.
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How do you know?
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Isn't chlamydia invisible?
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Brudda, how do you lecture?
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I need to book an appointment, man.
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Hopefully I can keep Funmi from
all of this until I get the results.
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Results for what, baby?
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Um, hey, baby.
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Good?
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Erm, the results for Kwabena's
fundraiser, right?
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Yeah, actually, yeah.
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We need bigger donors, man.
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Oh. Speaking of which, I was going
to talk to you, actually. OK.
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Do you know my Auntie Lola?
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The rich one from the wedding?
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She's turning 60 and having, like,
this big celebration and is looking
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for a videographer.
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So I thought I'd ask to see
if you're...
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To see if you were up for it.
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Yeah, of course.
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We need the money, so, yeah.
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Just to warn you, though,
she can be a bit...
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..well, eccentric.
Batshit.
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Funmi, if it's money, I'll take it.
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All right.
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OK. Yes.
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PHONE CHIMES
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HE LAUGHS
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Kwabena?
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Hey, William.
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Yeah. How's it been going, man?
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Good, man. I haven't seen you in
a minute.
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I know. I'm good, man.
I just picture locked
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on my first feature.
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Swear down?
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Yeah. Congrats, bro.
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That's big. Thank you.
Thank you so much, man.
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Yeah, I'm grateful.
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Yeah. How about you?
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Did you quit?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Yo, I'm actually working on a
short film at the moment,
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if you want to donate. OK. Right.
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William, I wondered where you were.
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Hey. Coming.
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Kwabena, this is Danny,
one of my execs.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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Oh, hey, did you just bring
the Wagamama's order?
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Yeah. Oh, great.
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Because you brought me
a Fanta Orange,
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but I actually ordered
a Fanta Lemon.
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Um, yeah. Right.
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So?
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So I just... I don't suppose
you could swap it
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to the correct order at all.
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Actually, Danny, that's
not Kwabena's job, so...
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But could you call someone
and arrange it or...?
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Thanks so much.
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Erm, I'm just off for a wee-wee.
I'll see you up there. Sure.
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Bro, I'm sorry about that.
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Yeah. No, it's OK.
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Look, listen, if you want to send me
your script, I can have a read
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and see if I can help.
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Yeah? Oh, yo, I'd appreciate that,
man, safe.
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Conditioning, man. I'm so sorry.
Love, bro. Safe.
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Yo, you know my man ain't
getting this Fanta, right?
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Oh, that's fine.
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Here we go, my dear.
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Thank you, Auntie. You're welcome.
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You have a lovely house.
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Thank you.
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My husband built it with his very
own hands, you know. Yeah?
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He came to England in 1953.
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Same years as the Queen's
coronation.
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Only for 20 years later, we are
posing with her.
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See, see, see.
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See.
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Said it was the greatest honour
of his life, meeting her.
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Until what she did to
dearest Diana. Oh...
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Erm, I'm not sure that's
proven, Auntie.
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Small boy, what do you know?
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You are too young to know
these things. I was there.
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Anyway, Funmi said you are
begging money.
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Ah, yeah. Well, I'm raising
money for my film.
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Wonderful. What is it about?
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Yeah, well, it's about...
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Ah, ah, ah, ah! Oh, sorry.
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Yeah. So it's a love story set
in the Windrush era.
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Are there Nigerian characters?
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Yeah. Because we were here also.
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Yeah.
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I'm having my 60th birthday party.
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Call it my diamond jubilee,
and I'm looking for someone
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good to help me film it.
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Is this something you can do?
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Absolutely.
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I've filmed loads of events before.
They're fairly simple.
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I don't want simple though.
I want spectacular!
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I see.
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Well, my producer, she works at a
company and they have access
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to loads of equipment.
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All right, let me see.
Let me see.
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Show me what you can do.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Let me see.
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Sit down.
Sorry.
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Your producer or you did this?
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Yeah, I can do that.
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Great!
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This is what I want for my party.
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OK.
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I love this moving shot. Ah!
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Oh, the Steadicam.
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Yes!
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Imagine me entering on your
Steadicam.
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Entering the hall like this.
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Ah, ma, bah, bah
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Say what, say what
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Let me check.
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Hey, hey!
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It will be great. Let's do that.
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How much more do you need?
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Um, 4,000.
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I thought all this movie shot
would be more expensive.
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Do my video and I will pay
for your film.
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Thank you.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Now tell me more about this
Nigerian character.
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Hey, Amy. I think I might have
the funding, yeah.
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But I'm going to need a big
favour, fam.
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Oh, Amy.
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Oh, wonderful. Life-saver.
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Caffeine injected.
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Um, Howard.
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I just wanted to ask about the
AP vacancy.
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Is it still open?
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Er, yeah.
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Good.
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Oh, er, take a seat.
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So you're thinking of applying?
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Yeah. I was an AP for
three years in Lagos.
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Ah, Nigeria. I love Nigeria.
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Have you been?
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No. There's a great Nigerian
restaurant near where I live
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and they do a fantastic
E-wa-a-go-yin.
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It's sick. Yeah.
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So as I was saying,
I was in AP for three years there.
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Mm.
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You know, I was talking to a friend
of mine who happens to be black,
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and he said that proportional
representation
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is the key to success.
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And he convinced me that...
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..we could really do with somebody
like you in a senior position.
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Someone like me, as in...?
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Oh, no, I'm not saying about
skin colour.
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I'm talking about diversity of
experience.
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Because, you know what?
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After all, there's only one race -
the human race.
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Look, leave it with me,
and I will personally
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put your name forward.
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I would really appreciate that.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
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I appreciate you.
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Could you get me another
coffee, please?
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Yes, I can.
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Thank you. Keep it coming.
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OK. So, my question. Mm-hm.
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What's your favourite film?
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Nuh-uh. What?
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No. That's the lightest
question ever.
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No, you're a film guy.
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OK, that feels like a trap,
actually.
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You seem like a film snob, and
I don't want to be judged, so...
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00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,920
I promise I won't judge you.
260
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,560
I'm going to need some assurances.
261
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,560
OK.
262
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,080
This is one of my most prized
possessions.
263
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,320
I got it from my dad in Zimbabwe.
264
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,880
It's really beautiful.
265
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,560
Hey, don't change the subject.
266
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:14,960
OK.
267
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,840
Love & Basketball.
268
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,880
Love & Basketball is really...
269
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,480
..shit.
Are you actually OK? What?
270
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,840
Imagine, yeah, someone asked
you to sacrifice your dream
271
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,480
because, what, they found
out their dad cheated?
272
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:36,120
Maybe you should question why you,
a black man, seem to be shitting on
273
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,120
a film that lots of
black women love.
274
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,240
I love bare films black women love.
Really?
275
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,680
It's just, look, this film,
it's dead.
276
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,600
You're dead, actually.
277
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,720
You're dead.
278
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:48,760
And, erm...
279
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,120
..I guess this is staying
with me, then.
280
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,520
Well, if I could...
281
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:57,960
Ooh, oh.
282
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,080
Listen... Look.
SHE LAUGHS
283
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,840
Can you focus on me?
284
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,240
Focus on me.
285
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,840
Kwabs, you home?
286
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:13,960
Yeah.
287
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,800
Wow. I thought you would be out
with the ting, man.
288
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,400
No, fam.
289
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,160
That is a shame, bruv, because I
know you were feeling that back.
290
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,200
Woo!
291
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,640
I bet you were hoping to
smash toni...
292
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,000
Hi, Maurice. It's nice to meet you.
293
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,120
Vanessa.
294
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,960
This is for you.
295
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,040
I'm going to go.
296
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,360
Erm, it's getting late.
297
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,920
I should probably head off.
298
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,880
It was really nice to meet
you, Maurice.
299
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,000
Get home safely.
300
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,840
Thanks. Bye.
301
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,640
No.
302
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,560
Yo, this ain't working.
303
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,080
Kwabs, we've practised enough
times. Honestly, it's fine.
304
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,600
Look, we need to get this right.
305
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,000
I promised Auntie Lola a moving shot.
306
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,200
Yeah. All right. Well, where's the
rest of the equipment?
307
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,640
Maurice is supposed
to be bringing it.
308
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,200
Well, he better because it was not
easy getting that stuff for free.
309
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,680
Yo. Yo, what you saying?
Man of the hour.
310
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,880
That is for you.
311
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,760
That's a list of everyone in
the party that
312
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,360
you need to get a good shot of.
313
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,440
This is mad. This is so mad.
This is crazy.
314
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,760
Yeah. Where's the equipment?
315
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,600
Don't say what I think you're
going to say.
316
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,160
Bro. Look, I'm so sorry. Funmi's
mum had me carrying bare stuff,
317
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,600
man, it must have slipped my mind.
318
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,000
Bruv, that's everything we need! Then
why you never bring it yourself?
319
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,600
Er, hello! Let's not forget where we
are, OK?
320
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,920
We'll sort this.
321
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,280
Kwabs, you can drive the car, right?
322
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,720
Yeah. All right, so we'll pick
up the equipment ourselves.
323
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,520
Maurice, if you just give
us the keys.
324
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,760
I didn't bring my car.
325
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,160
Wow. Kwabena.
326
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,600
Did you get the names?
327
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,840
Yes, Auntie.
328
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,320
Please make sure you get
all of them.
329
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,800
And the prayers.
330
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,840
Especially my entrance.
331
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,440
That's your moving shot.
332
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,560
Make sure it's done in,
like, slow motion.
333
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,560
Auntie, we have that all on
the sheet. Don't worry.
334
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,840
And who are you?
335
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,000
Are you the cameraman?
336
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,960
Are you the one who knows
this fancy stuff?
337
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,360
Please.
338
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,840
Are you sure this jagga jagga
camera can do all of this, Kwabena?
339
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,240
Yes, Auntie.
OK, oh.
340
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,200
Get up!
341
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,440
What are you doing?
342
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,960
What? I'm showing respect.
343
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,680
Respect? That is not how to
prostrate.
344
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,880
I have told you, baby.
345
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,360
But on YouTube it says that's how
you show respect to elders.
346
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,840
YouTube?
347
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,280
Please, just take me to the toilet.
348
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,640
Come and lift my dress. All right.
349
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,680
What are we going to do now?
350
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,400
Look at all the names on this list.
351
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,480
The names?
Yeah.
352
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,360
How are we going to get this
moving shot?
353
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,920
We don't even have
a Steadicam. I don't know.
354
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,400
Hey, Uncle, everyone's filing
through this way.
355
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,120
So if you want to come through.
356
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,160
What?
357
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,800
Big K in the cot!
358
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,480
Yo, safe! I haven't seen you in a
minute, fam.
359
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,560
Obviously because man's in the
studio, innit?
360
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,920
Yeah? This music ting's about to
fucking blow up, you know.
361
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:23,960
Oi. Language! Sorry, Mummy.
Auntie. Mm-hm, Kwabena.
362
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,080
You turned big man, pardon me.
363
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,160
No, no.
How are you doing, darling?
364
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,120
I'm good. I'm good. How's it
being back?
365
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,800
Everything's good, fam. Kwabs!
366
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,640
You need to record the guests.
367
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,360
Sorry. Sorry.
368
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:43,520
You know, Ghanaian jollof is better
than this. Mind your mouth, Freddy.
369
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,760
I was just saying... Ah, go on and
get your Ghanaian jollof rice then.
370
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:51,120
SPEAKING YORUBA
371
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,000
Mummy, it's OK. Let us all
rise up on our feet.
372
00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,400
The time we all have been waiting
for has come.
373
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,160
Our celebrant...
374
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,280
CROWD CHEERS
375
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,839
..the woman of the hour...
376
00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:07,040
CROWD CHEERS
377
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,440
...our big mummy.
378
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,920
CROWD CHEERS
379
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,640
A personal friend of our late
Majesty the Queen.
380
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,160
CROWD CHEERS
381
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:19,640
Give it up to Auntie Lola.
382
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,520
It's that the camera boy
on my wheelchair?
383
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,760
Kosi oba bire
384
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,680
Kosi baba bire
385
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,720
Ko ma s'oilorun bire
386
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,440
Igwe.
387
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,960
Did you finish the edit on time?
388
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,760
Yeah. I'm on my way to
Auntie Lola's now for the screening.
389
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,760
Amy, the film, not going to lie,
it's crazy. Ha!
390
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,280
So we're going to make
Jamaica Road?
391
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,880
Hello again, everyone.
392
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,960
Eku ijoko.
393
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,960
Thank you for coming!
394
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:55,080
Hey, as you know, we are gathered
here this evening to watch
395
00:17:55,080 --> 00:18:00,320
the wonderful video that our
son-in-law has produced
396
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,360
with his Rasta cousin.
397
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,760
Let's hope he has done a
great job, oh!
398
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,000
So nice.
399
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,720
Thank you. Thank you.
400
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,800
SPEAKING YORUBA
401
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,360
PHONE CHIMES
402
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,680
Oh, I like that.
403
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,960
Exactly!
404
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,520
Hey, cuz, this is...
405
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,720
PHONE CHIMES
Hey, look at me going low!
406
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,360
AUNTIE LAUGHS
407
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,480
Hey, you can see me dancing.
408
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,600
It looks... I love it.
409
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,040
Auntie you look BAD you know! What?
410
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,440
PHONE CHIMES
411
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,800
You're killing it!
412
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,240
Ay!
413
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,880
We have to get it correct now, eh?
414
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,920
I know.
415
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,040
Oh. Is that it?
416
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,360
Where's the rest of it now?
417
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,560
Where is the light prayer?
418
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,840
Hey, well, that can be all
with only five minutes' video.
419
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,520
Or the pastor's pitch.
420
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,120
Where is the plantain I cooked?
421
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,240
Sweet, sweet. Golden brown.
422
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,760
Is that it?
423
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,200
It has to be long! Where is
the pastor's preaching?
424
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,120
THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
425
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,200
I've a good mind not to pay
you for this.
426
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:26,360
Auntie, now. Please just pay
him for his time at least.
427
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,320
OK. Because I'm a good
Christian woman.
428
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,520
E se. Ese gan.
429
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,760
That's �200.
430
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,400
You are welcome.
431
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,400
I'm sorry.
432
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,680
Look, I'll chat to her tomorrow.
433
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:58,800
Yeah, it's all right.
434
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:05,200
Ran into a guy from film school
recently, and he's just wrapping
435
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,880
his first feature film.
436
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,920
And I can't even make a
birthday video.
437
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,280
Look, you know.
438
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,320
What you did was great.
439
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,200
But why are you worrying about
somebody from school anyway?
440
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,800
Worry about yourself.
441
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:23,040
You did good, man. You never know
what's around the corner.
442
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,840
I'm proud of you.
443
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,200
Thank you.
444
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,040
Where can you find a coffee in
this place, huh?
445
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,000
Oh, well, I've just made one
so you can have mine.
446
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,400
There's no sugar or anything.
I'll just make another one.
447
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,440
Thank you.
448
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,240
Oh, I love your hair.
449
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,360
Oh, thank you.
450
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,040
You look like a Powerpuff Girl.
451
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,720
Is it real?
452
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,400
SHE LAUGHS
Yes.
453
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400
Yes, it's all mine. Yeah.
454
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:07,320
I meant that in...in a good way,
about the Powerpuff Girl.
455
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,400
I'm sorry. I'm.... It's my first
day, so I'm a bit nervous.
456
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,120
Don't worry about it. I've been
called worse.
457
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,520
Oh, God, yeah. Tell me about it.
458
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,920
I mean, at school I had alopecia and
everyone called me Uncle Fester.
459
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,240
I'm Susie, by the way.
460
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,560
Hey, Susie.
461
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,080
I am the new AP.
462
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,600
The new AP?
Yeah.
463
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,240
Congratulations.
464
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,480
That's amazing.
465
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,760
Oh, thank you.
466
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,920
What was your name, sorry?
467
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,160
Amy. Sorry. Amy.
468
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,240
Oh, you're Amy?
469
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,560
Yeah. Yeah. Oh!
470
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,120
Nice to finally meet you.
Yeah, you too.
471
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,000
Guess we'll be spending a lot of
time together. Guess we will.
472
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,120
Thanks again for this.
No worries.
473
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,160
Fuck.
474
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,880
PHONE CHIMES
475
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,600
Hey, hon. We're just heading out
now, so Maurice
476
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,320
shouldn't interrupt your date again.
477
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,560
And make sure you're not beating
on the couch, bruv.
478
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,080
That's mine and Funmi's spot, banjo.
479
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,160
THEY LAUGH
480
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,600
This guy. Do what you want,
don't mind him. No, not there.
481
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,560
Not the couch. Why not the couch?
482
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,880
Just trust me.
483
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,280
OK.
484
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,520
Nearly there. All right. We're coming
up to the carpet.
485
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,680
Mm-hm. OK?
486
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,120
Yes. Open.
487
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,520
Oh, my God.
488
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,840
So we have one game,
489
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,480
one-on-one.
490
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,760
Best of three.
491
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,840
That's a nice jersey.
492
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:32,920
Thank you.
493
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,080
What we playing for?
494
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,040
Your heart. You're stupid.
Let's go.
495
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,560
HE LAUGHS
So dumb.
496
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,480
Cool. Winner chooses Tokyo Story
or Love & Basketball.
497
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,360
I, as the winner, can't wait to
watch Love & Basketball.
498
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,840
Wow. Mm-hm.
499
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,880
Ooh.
500
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,520
Ah, woo! OK.
501
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,400
Vessie has skill, yeah.
502
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,440
Uh-huh. Well, firstly, only my dad
calls me Vessie.
503
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,920
And, yes, I played netball until
sixth form.
504
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,320
OK.
505
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,200
All right, all right. Let's see
what's up.
506
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,840
Let's go, let's go, let's see.
Let's see.
507
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,240
Oh!
508
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,680
Wow.
509
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,280
Look at that.
510
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,920
Just take the last one, you know,
for good measure. Good measure.
511
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,960
Go on.
512
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,160
Double or nothing?
513
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,080
Hm?
514
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
PHONE VIBRATES
515
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,680
Hello?
516
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,320
Hey, Kwabena.
517
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,760
Who's this?
518
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,200
It's William, man.
519
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,520
Is now a bad time?
520
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,600
No. Just didn't expect to
hear from you.
521
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,040
So I read your script.
It's seriously good, man.
522
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,440
You know, if it wasn't yours,
I'd be putting myself forward
523
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,560
for it, you know?
524
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,640
Thank you, man. I really
appreciate that.
525
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,120
Yeah, no worries.
526
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,840
And I'm sorry about that Fanta
thing the other day, yeah?
527
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,400
But you said you were looking
for funding, right?
528
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,120
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
529
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,200
So hear this, yeah.
530
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,240
I'm on the panel for this new
development scheme.
531
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,600
I can make sure your application
gets a chance.
532
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,760
Oh, thank you. That's great.
Thank you.
533
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,200
Oh!
534
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,840
Kwabena, are you still there?
535
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:48,920
Hello?
536
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,600
Yo, did you hear what I said?
537
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,240
Yeah, yeah, man. I'd really
appreciate it.
538
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,400
No worries, man.
539
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,680
I'll get my assistant to send
over a form. All right?
540
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,120
Thank you so much, man. OK, er...
541
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,240
Cool, cool. Yeah, man.
542
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,160
Speak soon. Yeah, man.
All right, cool. Cheers.
543
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,200
Love, love, love.
544
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,240
Hey. Hey.
545
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,320
Yo, Kwabs. I don't have chlamydia!
546
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,640
Hi, Maurice.
547
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,160
Bad, it's getting bad
548
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,200
It's getting bad
549
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,320
It's getting bad
550
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,440
It's getting bad
551
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,480
Mad, I'm getting mad
552
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,680
I'm getting mad
553
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,720
I'm getting mad
554
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,000
I'm getting mad
555
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,800
Bad, it's getting bad
556
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,880
It's getting bad
557
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,920
It's getting bad
558
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,120
It's getting bad
559
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,800
Mad, I'm getting mad
560
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,840
I'm getting mad
561
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,000
I'm getting mad
562
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,440
I'm getting mad
563
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,520
I'm getting madder than madder
than madder than them...
564
00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:55,120
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