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She's here!

Surprise!

Look at what you guys did.

It's a going-away breakfast.

I'm only gonna be at camp for a week.

It was Luke's idea.

That's great. I didn't even have
a chance to eat before work.

Where's Noah?

Hey! Stop that kid!

Hey, I need to commandeer your vehicle.
Official business.

Hey, watch out!

I'm sorry. Sorry about that.

- Are you okay?
- I'm okay.

Okay. Here's your groceries.

- Have a nice day.
- Okay.

Excuse me.

I knew that you would come.
I never gave up hope.

Since you were so sure,
is there any chance you packed me a bag?

You're kidding me, right?

Listen, Noah, you have really got
to step up to the plate here.

You know what the judge said
after your last arrest.

Yeah. Last chance.
Blah, blah, blah. Whatever.

Look, as your social worker,

I'm happy to stick my neck out for you.

But now both of our tails are on the line.
This camp is your last shot.

If you fail here,
they'll send you to juvie.

Okay. Time to load up.

- All right.
- Good luck.

Come on.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Yeah, right.

Great.

Hey, you got a Dramamine?

Nah, sorry, dude.

Oh, that's all right.

I find that if I keep myself distracted
for the whole ride, it usually helps.

You know, like with conversation.

So this your first time at camp?

Awesome! A first-timer.

Got any questions?

- Nope.
- This is my fifth year.

I can fill you in on all
the funnest things you can do there.

They got rope courses,
zip lines, pedal cars,

paintball, swimming.

I'm so glad I'm here to tell you this.
No electronics at camp.

I mean,
we're not technically at camp yet, but...

I'm acquainted with all the camp rules.

Hey, when you turn it up that loud,
I can hear it too.

Gee, you look tired.

Had a long day?

- Hello. Long day?
- I don't wanna talk about it.

What if I just ask you some questions?
Maybe I can guess it.

I said, I don't wanna talk about it.

Okay.

Okay, campers,

are you ready
for the best week of your lives?

Okay. Let's go!

You're probably wondering
how I got into this mess, huh?

Every single time...

Not so hard.

That job went so well.

How was I supposed to know
it was gonna explode everywhere?

That's why they put those in there.

- Every time?
- Every time.

- Did you rob a bank again?
- Not a word.

You brought them.

Nice work, kid.
We might just keep you around after all.

All right. What's the plan?

Shoe Shack's got
a new shipment of Jordans.

We got something else. Something big.

You know that guy with his big,
dumb, ugly mug on every bus stop

and billboard in town, Brooks Brady?

Well, turns out he has other interests
besides just "commercial real estate."

He's been keeping
some highly valuable secret information

on a highly sophisticated digital device.

It's like the size
of a pastrami sub from Gino's.

It's got this, like, red bar on this side,
but it's got a blue bar on this side.

- You got it backwards.
- I don't got nothing backwards.

- Don't tell me I'm backwards.
- This?

- How'd you do that?
- Let me see that.

No. My brother gave this to me.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You in?

And now for the two words
that'll change my whole life.

I'm in.

How do you feel about...

confined spaces?

Hiya.

I got a delivery here for Brooks Brady.

Mr. Brady is out for the week
at a conference.

I'm quite sure there are
no deliveries scheduled for today.

- Is this Avion Avenue Luxury Offices?
- It is.

At 1200 Avion Avenue?

Yes.

Then I assure you, you do.

Mr. Brady's executive assistant
appears to be out to lunch.

Well, I could just leave this here,

but if you sign for it,
you're lugging it upstairs.

I ain't coming back.

Hey, you have Wi-Fi here?

'Cause I'm feeling a connection.

Was that so bad?

Bingo.

What the...?

You hear that?

- Ain't going back to the slammer, Charlie.
- No, no, no.

Give it here.

- Well, let me in.
- Come on.

Give us the thing and we'll open the door.

All right, here.

- Sorry, kid.
- Wait!

Hey!

When do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

It's a duck whistle.

We're here. We're here!

Hi! I'm Becky with a B!

What else would "Becky" start with?

Oh, it's a game.
You should try it. It's really fun.

Well, I'm Noah with a "no."

Okay. We will work
on that happy camper attitude later.

Check-in is right over there.

Okay, girls.

Smartphones, smartwatches,
you know the deal.

Thank you. Anything else?

No?

Come on.
We've been through this before.

Let me see what's in the bags.
Yeah, open them up.

Yeah, yup.

Okay. Well, you guys are in
with the Meadowlarks,

so try not to cause
any more trouble, all right?

Have a good week, guys. Next.

Hey there. What's your name?

Noah Rivers.

Noah.

Oh, yeah, here we go.

Noah, I don't have
a parent's signature, so...

- Oh, I don't have...
- You don't have...?

- I can take care of that.
- You can?

It's fine.

- Well, this is for your technology, okay?
- I don't...

All right.

You'll get it back at the end of camp.

- Anything else?
- Thank you.

That's it.

Okay. You are in with the Aardvarks,
so this is for you.

- Thanks.
- Cheer up there, sport.

It's gonna be a great week.

Hey, what's up?

Oh, my gosh!

Are we in the same cabin?

That appears to be a thing
that is happening. Yes.

This is awesome!

This is my buddy Noah
I was telling you about.

So you're new, huh?

We can share a bunk!

I call tops.

Oh, the opening camp activities
are in an hour.

- You need to get unpacked.
- Oh, I kind of don't have much.

Oh, that's okay.

You can get clothes in the nurse's office
and the lost and found.

I kind of know because I used to have
a bit of a bladder-control problem.

Not anymore, though.

Anyway...

can you help me with these rubber sheets?

Hey there, Deer Run campers!

Who's ready for a great week?

Me too!

You know who else is super excited?

Your counselors!

Where's Jake going?

What's up, guys?

Is this spot taken?

Jake? For real?

- This is gonna be the best summer ever.
- You know it.

- You must be Noah.
- How'd you know my name?

Jake with a J, you out there?

Becky with a B!
I'm here with the awesome Aardvarks.

Come on up here and tell us

what we've got
to look forward to this week.

All right, what is up, everybody?
Welcome to Deer Run.

You are gonna have such an awesome week.

We have so many things
planned for you guys.

We've got zip-lining, archery, paintball,

but most importantly,
this is a place for you.

The more you put into camp,
the more you will get out of it.

And if you trust
and rely on your friends,

you might just find
it'll change your whole life.

And in more good news,

I'm happy to announce that we'll be
continuing our annual tradition

of the Deer Run Deer Hunt.

Be on the lookout every day
for my dear friend Jackpot here.

He is great at hiding.

And for the cabin who finds him,
it's good for a front-of-the-line pass

and a free item at the canteen.

Mountain Lions are masters of the hunt!
We're going for a three-peat.

Three-peat! Three-peat! Three-peat!

Don't be so sure about that, Trey.
Chipmunks are coming for you.

And your deer.

All right. All right.
I love the enthusiasm.

Just remember, keep the competition
fair and fun, all right?

This is anybody's game.

Good luck. And welcome.

Thanks, Jake with a J.

Hand them over.

Okay, campers, next,
let's bring in our camp manager

to go over some important
safety regulations and ground rules.

Welcome to the stage, Mr. Falco.

No "mister."

Call me Falco.

This here's my canine partner, Lazarus.

Reveille at 0700.

Schedule is posted
by the canteen every day.

Stick to it.

Don't go snooping around,

or you might not like what you find.

Lights out at 2200.

Stay out of the woods at night.

Stay out of the lake at night.

Okay. Thank you so much.

No littering.

No graffiti.

And no...

electronics!

If me or Lazarus find any,

you ain't getting them back.

Ever.

I can't sleep.

Every time I close my eyes,

all I see is Falco.

And that creepy dog
with the yellow eyes.

Now I'm not gonna be able to sleep.

I heard he pushed
the original camp manager

off Crackle Creek Bridge.

I heard he's trained a swarm of hornets
to attack on command.

I bet he's like some sort
of horrible cyborg.

That's why he's obsessed with devices.

He needs them to use for parts
to build his evil cyborg brain.

And his cold cyborg heart.

Y'all really need
to lay off the Skittles before bed.

Did y'all hear that?

- What?
- Something moved.

- I heard it too.
- Was it Falco?

I bet he's listening to us right now.

- Gotcha.
- Jake!

So you're curious about Falco, are you?

Well, he's not a murderer.

And he's not a cyborg.

But there is a story to tell.

It's one that's been passed on
through generations of camp staff.

Long ago, Falco's beloved dog Lazarus

was electrocuted
by a neighbor's radio tower

during a terrible electrical storm.

After the accident,
things were never the same.

Falco and his dog

hated all technology...

and had an appetite to destroy it.

If Falco catches you
with gadgets of any kind...

the dog will eat it.

And if you're not careful,

he'll eat you too.

Oh, come on.

No, it's true. There've been witnesses.

So be warned.

Don't let Falco catch you
with any forbidden items...

or you'll be next.

Is that real?

No.

Or is it?

I sure am glad these are rubber sheets.

- Rise and shine, meatballs.
- Chickens.

What up, coz?

I was dreaming about fried chicken,
and then I could smell fried chicken.

Yeah. I hope you fellas don't mind.
I picked up dinner on the way.

- Extra crispy. Nice.
- Hey, don't get any ideas.

I picked up dinner for me.

So, what are you planning on doing
with this thing?

We need to unlock it.

Like the account password?

The... I don't know the what.
Just do something with it.

I'm not following.

What are you not following?

- There's secret information on the device.
- Inside of it here.

No, there's not.

Do what now?

No. No, no, no.

This is a regular, old gaming console.
And a pretty beat-up one.

It's just routine stuff.

You know, like username,
downloads, gameplay hours...

Username. Username. Who is that?

Player is aNOAHmous.

It's just like a messed-up spelling
of "anonymous."

ANOAHmous.

- Noah.
- I don't get it.

That little punk!

You ever gonna take this thing off?

Nah, I'm good.

So, what should we do today?

I think this year,
we should conquer zip-lining.

Stand-up paddleboarding.

That sounds fun.

Not for the morning session.
The lake will be freezing.

There's candle making at the Craft Shack.

So, what's the plan?

Whatever. Doesn't really matter.

Too cool for camp?

This whole thing isn't really my scene.

Maybe something will change your mind.

I'm Mallory, since you asked.

It's nice to meet you, Mallory. I'm Noah.

I know.

Hey, girls.

Actually, I was talking to them.

I saw you at check-in.

No parents to sign
your permission form, huh?

What's it to you?

What's it to me?

- Well, I'll tell you, orphan.
- Burn.

I'm not an orphan.

- Trey, stop it. You're being a jerk.
- Butt out, Mal.

When you rolled in here
like Selena's little pet project...

- I'm not Selena's pet project.
- Oh, yeah?

Then why is our counselor Jake
stuck babysitting you?

That's not true.

- Staff assignments aren't...
- You calling me a liar?

- You guys, enough.
- Cut it out.

What are you, scared?

Oh, I'm not scared of you.

Oh, yeah? Prove it.

Hey. Hey, stop! Stop!

Knock it off, you hooligans.

Seems like some of your campers
are causing problems for my camp.

- I'll take care of it.
- You better take care of it.

Or I'll let Lazarus break up the next one.

Anybody wanna tell me what's going on?

Not everybody you meet has
to be your best friend,

but you have to respect each other.

All right. I think I know something
that we can all do together.

Man, when I get my hands on that kid...

Knock it off. Be cool.

Can we get a taco
or something after this? I'm starving.

- May I help you?
- Who are you?

Hello, ma'am. Is Noah home?

I'm sorry. He's not here right now.

All the boys are out this afternoon.

How many boys you got, lady?

Well, darn it. We were hoping for a visit.

We've really missed seeing him.

You must work with Noah
at the soup kitchen.

We do.

We love soup.

It's so nice to finally meet
some of Noah's friends.

He's always been such a lone little wolf.

You know, he hasn't been coming by
the soup kitchen lately.

We were hoping to drop in
and just make sure he's okay.

Isn't that thoughtful?

Well, we thought so.

Why don't you come in
and leave him a note?

And could I interest
either of you in a cookie?

You certainly could.

Hey, guys.

Glad to see everybody's cooled off.

Sorry I'm late. I had to go pick up
some supplies from Falco.

Falco?

Don't worry. He won't be joining us.

Come on over.

So who can tell me the biggest threat
that a camper will face in the woods?

Mosquitoes.

Good answer,
but I was thinking of something else.

Like, literally, the biggest threat.

- Bears.
- Correct.

And what do bears eat?

- People?
- I know one that no one would miss.

No, not people.

Well, not usually.

Bears will eat anything,
but the thing that they like best

is people food.

Noah, why don't you pull out about
a couple of days' worth of meals for us?

Pass.

Okay.

Trey?

Sure thing, Jake.

These are all canned beans.

Yeah. That's Falco for you.

Fill it on up. Just toss them in there.
Doesn't matter what it looks like.

- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.

Here's a great example
of one kind of shelter you can build

if you find yourselves caught
in some inclement weather.

We're gonna fill in some of these gaps
by using whatever debris we find.

Well done, everybody.

- Thanks, Jake.
- That was fun.

But the most important thing is
that we got a chance to work together,

to get past our differences, right?

- Hey, who wants to go swimming?
- Me!

Come on, let's go.

Hey, brother, hand me that pen.

Brother? I would never have guessed.

Half-brother.

- Mom says you're not supposed to qualify...
- I know what Mom said.

Keep her busy.

May I use your bathroom?

Of course, dear. Just past the stairs.

Cookies are the best, huh?

It's got a lovely aroma, doesn't it?

Just a taste of orange in there.

And was that a skosh
of cinnamon, Marilu?

- Oh, yes. You're right.
- You sneaky little lady.

- We should go. We should go.
- I was just in the middle... All right...

- Thanks for your hospitality.
- Well, I'm just gonna...

Almost!

Marilu, it was lovely.
We really must do this again sometime.

- Very soon.
- Yes.

Big congrats to the Chipmunks

for finding Jackpot
hiding under the cot in the infirmary.

Also, Phoebe,
really sorry about your poison ivy.

- Hope you feel better soon.
- Worth it.

Anyway, our pal Jackpot will be
heading out first thing in the morning

to look for his new hiding spot,
so keep your eyes open.

And speaking of Jackpot,

Jake with a J, come on up here.

Hey, guys. How was everybody's
first full day at camp?

Super awesome.

I wanna speak tonight
specifically to anyone

who maybe didn't have the best day ever.

Maybe someone who's feeling homesick
or feeling like you don't fit in.

Maybe somebody
who just doesn't want to be here at all.

We all followed our own path
to arrive here in this moment.

But we're all here together tonight.
Right?

Everybody, look around.
These are your fellow travelers.

So here's a song for the journey ahead.

Sometimes I know you think
You're less than perfect

Sometimes I know you think
You'll never be worth it

So let me tell you
Who I think you really are

Even with all your scars

You don't gotta be the superhero...

When is this gonna be over?

Can't you just relax and enjoy this?

Yeah. Can you not be angry for one minute?

It doesn't matter what you're not, no

You don't gotta be the superhero

You don't gotta be the superhero

I know, boy.
We'll get him when the time is right.

Come on, let's go.

Cabin lights are on. Maybe he's here.

Where have you been?
We've been looking all over for you.

I want to apologize
for what happened back there.

I was really out of line.

You don't have to keep trying.

Really.

I know I don't belong here.
I just can't leave.

We don't want you to leave.

We just wanna be your friend.

Also, that whole mess
with what happened at canteen today.

Trey's a jerk.

Hey.

Listen. The thing about Trey...

he's not a bad guy. He just...

He hasn't heard the word "no"
a lot in his life.

His dad is this, like, super-rich
real estate guy, Brooks Brady.

Who?

Brooks Brady. You heard of him?

I don't know.

For a second,
that name sounded kind of familiar.

Yeah, he's the guy
with all those cheesy bus stop ads,

where he dresses like
a knockoff of Indiana Jones.

"Discover the best deals
in commercial real estate."

Yeah, that's the one.

Trey has his faults, okay?

I'm not making excuses
for the way that he acts sometimes.

Just try to find it
in your heart to forgive him.

Nobody's perfect.

But, hey, did you see
the look on Trey's face

when he found out that Phoebe got Jackpot?

It would burn him
if we scored that deer tomorrow.

It's on like Donkey Kong.

Mal, we all saw you flirting
with Noah today at the canteen.

Then at the wilderness skills
and the lake.

Somebody's got a crush.

I do not have a crush.

Boy talk? I want in.

Noah and Mallory were getting
pretty friendly earlier today.

Noah, huh?

I don't know, he's just different
than anyone I've met before.

Well, he's definitely one of a kind.

I know that he's had
a lot to overcome in his life.

And sometimes,
he has trouble connecting with people,

but he needs a friend more than
just about anyone I've ever met.

I wonder what his story is.

Merry Christmas, Noah.

- Gabriel, this is amazing.
- Yeah.

There's the finish line.

- First. First. Yes!
- Yes!

Yes!

Come play, Gabriel.

Hey, Noah.

You startled me.

Oh, sorry about that.

I was just out on a morning hike.

Come and join me.
I'm glad to have a minute to sit and talk.

Seems like everything's been patched up
with your friends Oliver and Chase.

Yeah, they're not my friends.

You don't think so?

They're just nice to me
because they have to be.

Why do you think that?

What are you doing, just sitting on a log,
looking at trees all day?

- Is that what it looks like to you?
- Yeah.

Well, I gather my thoughts,
I set my intentions for the day.

I pray for the people that I wanna help.

I pray for the people that I can't.

I just set my troubles down.

You wanna try it?

No. Maybe some other time.

Every one of those trees grew
from a tiny seed.

I know how trees work.

Before it was this dense forest,
a lot of those seeds had to be spread.

And some of them landed on rocks,
some on hard soil.

Some even got eaten by birds.

And now it's a forest. Got it.

It's the forest that it is today

because some of those seeds
actually landed on good dirt.

Those are the ones that grew.

They made it to ground that was prepared,
ready to be planted.

Look, I'd love to talk trees all day,
but I really gotta go.

Just think about this,
when a seed comes to you...

what kind of ground will you be?

So I was thinking,

yesterday,
Phoebe got infected with poison oak,

and then she found the deer, so...

Good idea.

That is a terrible idea.

You got a better one?

Actually, I do.

Wait, I need my backpack.

It's just back at the cabin.

But that's on the other side of camp.

Just go. It'll be fine.

Youth Authority.

Hi, I'm calling from New Day Boys Home,

just wanting to confirm an appointment
with Parole Officer Hollis for 9 a.m.

on the 31st with Noah.

Noah Rivers? Yeah, 9 a.m.
That's on the calendar.

Noah Rivers. That's it.

There's a note in here from Officer Hollis
that he'll wanna see his camp paperwork,

so make sure he comes prepared.

Camp, huh?

Will do. Thanks for your help.

Camp, huh?

It's too bad we don't know which one.

I think I have a pretty good idea.

Noah, I don't think
Jackpot is up here, for real.

I'm seeing spots.

Why am I seeing spots?

I have a blister bigger
than the pancake I had for breakfast.

Here it is. There we go. This is it.

I don't get it. He was right here.

This is a bust.

Next time you get a feeling,
keep it to yourself.

Guys, guys, wait.

Look, I'm sorry I dragged you up here.

Let me make it up to you.

Okay, campers.

So here's the hopper, where the ammo goes.

Paintballs come out of here.

You're gonna line
these little bits up to aim, okay?

And then the safety is right...

Where'd you guys learn how to do that?

- YouTube.
- YouTube.

Becky! Becky!

Wait. Wait for us.

I'd love for you to join,

but we really need even teams
for Capture the Flag.

Hey, guys.

Game on.

They're on our team.

Spread out. Spread out.

I'll cover Phoebe.

Roll out. Let's mop the floor
with these dweebs.

By the barrels.

Now!

Let's go.

- Gotcha.
- Amy, you're out.

We're coming for you, Trey!

In your dreams.

Let's roast this turkey.

Chase, you're out.

You'll pay, losers.

Not a chance, Trey.

Trey, you're out.

No!

Trey, you're out!

Whatever. This game is stupid anyway.

Noah, that didn't count. You're good.

My hero.

Let's finish this.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oliver, you're out.

Phoebe, you're out.

We did it!

And we have a winner.

Congrats, Addy and Maya.

Congrats, Green Team.

- We killed you guys.
- Yeah, we did.

We?

You died in like five seconds.

Yeah, well, we're on the same team.

Not anymore.

To the victor goes the spoils.

Congrats, girls.

- What? That's so unfair.
- Yeah.

I'm not that hungry. Catch you guys later?

This kid.

Let me talk to him.

What you got there?

Have a seat.

Let's talk.

When I was your age, I knew this kid
who literally grew up with nothing.

He was angry at the world.

Angry at God.

He felt like so much
had been taken from him...

that he would have to steal it back...

one thing at a time.

And he tried to do just that.

No matter how much he took from others,
it never felt like enough.

It never felt like anything.

Just emptiness.

Like nothing could fill
the hole in his heart.

But, one day,
somebody showed him a different path.

It was something
he never thought of or asked for.

But it turns out, it was exactly
what he needed to fill that emptiness.

You wanna know what it was?

I'm not your pet project.

Give it back.

What?

Don't play stupid. Give it back.

You think I took something from you?

That's hilarious.

I'm not joking around.

What could you possibly have
that I'd ever want?

Hey, what's up, boys?
You guys ready for lunch? I am starving.

Come on.

Left, left, left. Come on, guys.

Here you go, partner.

All beef.

Let's go chow down by the lake today.

You okay?

You seem angrier than usual.

Still worried about Jackpot?

I mean, yeah, I am too.
I'm happy that Addy got it.

That's not it.

Look, the best way
to deal with these kinds of things

is to talk about it with your friends.

I'm done with lectures for today.

Watch this.

Trey's the worst.

Here. Watch, watch.

Food fight!

Everybody stop!

Don't forget, you signed
a good-camper pledge!

We gotta do something.

Right. Okay.

Do not go up there.

Where's Becky? She's usually so good
at wrangling these kids.

First,

you're gonna clean up the tables!

Then the floor.

Then...

the walls.

Then, well,

all of it.

Then yourselves.

And be careful!

I don't wanna spend all day tomorrow

detailing pickle relish
out of the shower drains!

Chase!

Oliver!

Lazarus duty.

And don't forget the tail.

That juvenile delinquent

has been nothing but trouble
since he got here.

The dust-up at the climbing wall,

sneaking in contraband...

- and now a food fight?
- Well, now I know who stole it.

Never in my 30 years of managing this camp
have I seen such a raucous display.

You're forgetting about all the progress
that he's made.

So many good things too.

Think about all of the lives
that have turned around here.

Maybe some kids can't be reached.

I know you don't believe that.

Well, it's on him to prove
that he's ready to accept the help.

Hey, guys. Come on in.

Who could tell me
what happened back there?

Well, somebody started it.

So this is how it's gonna be?

Fine.

Trey, I still have to call your parents
and tell them what happened.

My dad's out of town all week.
Good luck trying to reach him.

Then your mom.

You mean my dad's girlfriend?
Yeah, she doesn't care what I do.

And Noah. You cannot get
in any more trouble this week.

I'm serious. You know what's on the line.

I can't believe we got stuck with this.

Could be worse.

How's it going, Mallory?

Don't talk to her. She's busy.

I can't believe we broke Becky.

Where have you been? I...

I thought Falco might have killed you.

I'm so glad you're still alive.

I'm fine.

But there is something.

What's going on?

All right, so the reason
I was upset earlier,

it's because I'd lost something,
something important.

Well, not lost, more like taken.

What is it?

I can't tell you.
Not now, at least. Later.

Who took it?

I think I know.

And I'll need your help to get it back.

Okay, guys, come on in.

I think we can all agree

that things got way out of hand
at lunch today.

But we're proud of you
for making it right.

So who's ready to have some fun?

We have several adventures set up,
so everybody follow me.

Timmy...

if you ever swing upside-down
from the zipline again,

that'll be strike two.

Does everyone remember what to do?

Yeah.

So the most important thing

is that the staff never
notices we're gone.

All right? Split up, do your job,
get back. Got it?

- Got it.
- Got it.

All right.

Mr. Parker, I could have sworn
I saw a snake in the lake,

- like an anaconda or a python.
- What?

- Yeah, crazy.
- Thank you. Thank you, son. Okay.

Falco? Yeah, we got a reptile situation.

Are you sure he saw it go in there?

That's what Chase said.

Lazarus is usually real good
at rooting out snakes.

Hey, he said it was an anaconda.

He said what?

Whoa, boy!

Dynamite?

So you're meaning to tell me

you stole a magical video game
from a bunch of gangsters?

I stole it for them, not from them.

And I never wanted this one.

And it's not magic.
It's just, like, programmed weird.

- I don't know why.
- But it's valuable.

Well, not to me.

And whatever's on it,
it's password protected.

It'd take some super genius to crack it.

Like a child prodigy
who skipped two grades

and was described by his computer teacher
as "potentially problematic"?

What, you?

The CIA called his mom
about last year's science fair project.

True story.

Yeah. Go ahead. Give it a try.

Really, I just want the one
my brother gave me back.

Hey, guys. Lights out in ten, okay?
Come in, get cleaned up.

Thank you for telling the truth.

Sure.

That's the turn. Right here. Right here.

I told you, we should have brought a map.

How was I supposed to know
there's no cell service up here?

There's nothing in this.
Didn't you fill these up?

We're not real exterminators.

They don't know that.

- I'll find a hose.
- Okay. Good.

Jake, you are killing it
with your Jackpot hiding skills.

We can't find him anywhere.

He's a tricky deer indeed.

I forgot to hide Jackpot this morning.

I have to run back to the cabin. Okay?

Nope. I need to set up
for morning activity sessions.

Chase and I can run back to the cabin
if you need us to.

Yeah, and I can stay back and help
if you want.

You guys are the best.

Go Team Aardvark.

My bad!

Ain't none of these our kid.

I hope Noah doesn't start without us.

Noah.

Who are you guys?

We're Buggin.

That's the name of our company.
"We're Buggin!"

Excuse us. There are some pests
over there that need our attention.

- Jake said it was in the loft.
- Let's go get it.

Got it.

Gotcha!

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

No big deal.

It would've been nice to bust some skulls

and get some intel
on that lying thief Noah.

Yeah. I do enjoy busting some skulls.

I can't stop thinking
about the look in his eyes

whenever he stole our personal property
right out of my hands, Charlie.

After all we've done for him.

I bet he thinks he can just come here
and hide from us.

I bet he's got
his friends fooled too, right?

But we know what a crook he is.

You know what else?

When I find that kid, I'm gonna...

Oh, sweet.

Rubber sheets! Just like mine.

It ain't here, Charlie!

What about up there?

I'll go check.

Trespassers!

Get out!

- We're exterminators.
- New to the area.

Get off my property!

Hey. Hi.

Stay away from my campers!

Don't come back here.

You will regret it.

Show's over.

Good. Now show me your stance.

- Good.
- Hey, Noah.

You missed some major drama
at the Aardvark cabin.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

Falco kicked two gross, old guys
out of your cabin.

There was a tall one and a short one.

Wait, what?

Yeah, the whole camp's talking about it.

Noah!

Wait, what's going on?

What happened?

You guys okay?

No thanks to you.

We nearly got killed
by your gangster buddies.

And then Falco busted in here
and nearly gave us a heart attack.

I am so sorry.
I never meant for you to get involved.

We know the truth.

Truth about what?

That you stole from them.

We know who you are and why you're here.

It's not like that at all.

How are we supposed
to believe anything you say?

Come on. We'll finish this later.

Jake's waiting on us.

Hey, what's going on?

Ask your boyfriend.

Everything's a mess.
I don't even know where to start.

Whatever's going on,
you don't have to face it alone.

Yeah, we can help.

No. No, you guys cannot get involved.

Today didn't go exactly as planned.

Oh, you're telling me.

But tomorrow,
we're going back to that camp,

and we're gonna get what's ours.

- What are you, crazy?
- No more sneaking around.

The kid comes to us.

What makes you think he's gonna do that?

'Cause we have something he wants.

I've gotta get out of here
before somebody gets hurt.

You're leaving camp?

Yeah, I have to.

No, you don't.

Those guys are coming back for me.

And when they do,
everybody in camp could be in danger.

Why are they after you?

Sit down.

There's something I need to tell you guys.

I don't want anything to do
with those guys.

I just need to lay low for a while
until I can figure out what to do next.

If you leave tonight,
you could really get hurt.

I don't care if I get hurt.

- I just want everyone else to stay safe.
- I care.

We all do.

Promise you won't leave tonight.

Promise.

Guys. Noah ran away.

Okay.

Let's split up. We'll cover more ground.

You guys gather the rest of the kids
at the campfire.

You join the others at the summit.

Nobody knows these country roads
like me and Lazarus.

We'll help you look.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- This?
- Yeah.

I'm worried sick about Noah.

- How are you guys doing?
- Fine, I guess.

I mean, he made his choice.

How can you say that? He's your friend.

He was never our friend.

He was using this place as a hideout,
and now he's back to his life of crime.

Yeah. That's why he left.

He left because he cares so much
about all of us,

all of you,

and he wants to keep us safe
from those bad guys.

Wait, what?

Noah!

Noah!

Noah!

Noah!

You keep going down this road,
you're gonna get yourself hurt.

Why is everybody always trying to save me?

Simmer down.

I'm talking about this road.

These country roads don't have a shoulder.

It's pitch-black out there.

You're gonna get yourself taken out
by one of those cattle haulers

and never know what hit you.

Okay.

You gotta think ahead, soldier.

Don't wander off in the dark alone.

Hop in.

Lazarus, you're going in back, kid.

So you wanna talk about
why you're running away?

I didn't think you talked.

Some folks might say the same about you.

I've done a lot of things
you campers don't know nothing about.

You don't have to...

When I was your age...

Oh, great, another relatable story.

You can drop me off right up there.

When I was your age,
I was just as much of a smart-mouthed,

know-it-all,

good-for-nothing, little punk
as you are now.

Maybe worse.

Is this supposed to make me feel better?

Let me get to the point.

You've been given a great opportunity

by people who care about you.

And you're blowing it.

I'm literally running away from it.

Everyone around you believes in you.

There's only one person who doesn't.

You don't think...

some people are beyond help?

I believe

everybody is reachable.

I had to be reminded about that lately...

but it's true.

Always has been.

I don't know.

There's a saying in the Army:

"No man left behind."

I'm not a part of any army.

Are you sure about that?

Well, I think I'd know if I was.

I think there's a bunch of kids
back at camp

who would argue with you pretty hard
about that.

What are you guys doing here?

We're all here for you.

I'm really sorry I left.

I'm sorry that it felt like you needed to.

We should have been there for you.

The most important thing
is that you're back.

And safe.

And we're together again, like family.

I'm gonna get ready for bed.

It's good to have you home.

Okay. So, what do we do
if those guys come back?

We'll be ready for them.

We've got your back.

What's going on?

Let's just say
that the wheels are in motion.

Jake, where can we find
the wilderness skills stuff?

Parker, can we hike out
to Echo Point today?

Selena, don't forget,
you promised to help us with tie-dye!

Anybody wanna play frisbee golf?

Okay, let's go.

Come on.

Hey, dweebs. What's going on around here?

Why? You want in?

Maybe.

Well, we need all the help we can get,

and I've got the perfect job for you guys.

We've got campers stationed throughout,
keeping staff distracted.

- Here, here, and here.
- Does everyone remember what to do?

- Any questions?
- What's this one?

Secret weapon. Or weapons.

Here they come now.

Somebody ordered
a couple of sharpshooters?

Where do you want us?

- Hey, Becky.
- Hey, Phoebe.

- Can you teach me how to cast out?
- Sure. Okay, so...

- Are we done already?
- Quit whining. Keep digging.

I think I hurt my back.

Stop.

Where's Paulie?

- You should have gone before we left.
- I didn't have to go then.

Make it quick!

Sure is quiet out here.

Yeah. Too quiet.

Are you sure we're in the right place?

This place was crawling
with kids yesterday.

What gives?

Oh, that's it. It's lunchtime.

Yeah. Let's hurry this up
and get it over with.

I got a date with some leftover liverwurst
I do not want to miss.

Hey, turkeys! I'm up here.

- What are you doing up there?
- I'm staying away from you.

And that's how it's gonna be from now on.

Fine by us!

Just give us the thing
and we'll be on our way.

There's an empty pouch here.
You're gonna put my console in it.

I'll pull mine up and send yours down.

- We won't fall for that.
- You think we're stupid?

What do you think?

Be a shame if this fell in.

No, no. Be cool!

All right, what are you waiting for?

See you later, fellas. Or not.

- You little liar.
- Let's get him.

Coconut.

Noah, when I get ahold of you,
I'm gonna...

Mommy.

Charlie!

Dang!

I got him, Charlie.

Hey, guys. What are you waiting for?

Hey, looking for this? Come and get it.

Oh, no!

Let's go.

Hey. I got you.

- Oh, leeches!
- Get them off me! Get them off!

Leeches! Leeches!

- I can still feel it wiggling.
- I got it.

I got you. I got you.

I want my mommy!

- I think there's another one. One more!
- No more, Charlie. No more.

That was the worst one!

Chase, get them! Get them! Get them.

Chase, get them!

Get them! Get them!

Given up yet?

When I catch that kid,
I'm gonna wring his neck.

What was that?

I said, I'm gonna wring your neck!
You heard what I said.

- Come on.
- Where do you think you're going?

Oh, hey.

Here, boy. Here, boy.

Give me that.

- Gotcha!
- No, you don't.

See ya!

Let's go.

- Did you see that?
- That was sick!

- Nice shot!
- Trey, watch out!

Come on. This ain't even the right kid.

Let's smash his face in.
Show these punks we mean...

No! Wait, wait, wait!

Let him go.
I'll give you whatever you want.

You know what we want.

Yeah.

You dummy, it's a fake!
You'd better tell us where ours is.

- The real one.
- Fine. I'll take you to it.

All right, it's over here.

- Go get it.
- No. I don't trust him.

- I'll go get it.
- Wait.

- How come you get to go get it?
- Fine, we'll both go get it.

That's what I'm saying.
We'll both go get it.

I'm watching you.

I think I got something.

- Wait. Wait, what's that sound?
- I don't know. Just help me with this.

Quit it.

Murder... Murder hornets! Murder hornets!

Murder hornets!

You're dead meat, kid.

You okay, brother? Okay?
Let's go. Okay. Let's go.

This is not working.

You can't hear me.
You got mud in your ears.

I can't hear you! I got mud in my ears!

- Fish...
- We're in a net!

We're surrounded. They're everywhere.
Get back! You're dead meat!

Get back, you kids! You're dead meat!

What are you laughing at?

- Thanks for the save, bro.
- Anytime.

- I'm gonna kill you when this is over!
- Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, my...

Hey, good doggy! Good doggy!

Easy, doggy! Good doggy.

- Hey, what's going on here?
- Who are these guys?

Just a couple of dirty crooks
who got what was coming to them.

No, no, no!

I don't think they'll be coming around
this camp again.

Oh, man, my liverwurst is gonna go bad.

Hey, man, keep in touch.

I will. I got your contact.

Seriously. If you need anything.

Bye, Noah!

It has been super awesome
getting to know you.

- I'll see you next summer!
- Sure thing, Becky with a B.

Bye, guys.

Time to load up.
You wanna sit up front with me?

No. I'll sit with my friends.

Hey, guys, come look at this.

- Hey, what you doing over there?
- Nothing!

And that's my story.

Who would've thought that Chase
would crack the code and find a map?

Where does it lead?
That's a story for another time.

Oh, yeah, and one more thing...

Hey, you came!

- It's good to see you, man.
- What are you doing here?

Well, I work here.

- This is your job?
- This is more than just a job.

Do you remember that story
that I told you back at the cabin,

about the kid that was on the wrong path?

That lost kid, that was me.

And this was my path.

Wanna guess who the person
who guided me to it was?

- Who?
- Selena.

- Come on.
- It's true.

We were younger than you are now.
She invited me to church one Sunday and...

the rest is history.

She never told me that.

Selena has this amazing ability
to just know what people need.