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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:28,024 On his 35th birthday... 2 00:00:28,110 --> 00:00:31,182 I decided to teII JuIius Benedict... 3 00:00:31,270 --> 00:00:34,068 the truth about himseIf. 4 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,544 JuIius aIready knew that he was the product... 5 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:42,939 of a scientific experiment... 6 00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:45,225 conducted by the American government. 7 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:51,185 A top-secret experiment designed to produce a physicaIIy... 8 00:00:51,270 --> 00:00:54,945 mentaIIy and spirituaIIy advanced human being. 9 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:01,349 He knew that, unIike other IittIe boys... 10 00:01:01,430 --> 00:01:05,059 he had not one, but six fathers-- 11 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:07,380 AII very distinguished men... 12 00:01:07,470 --> 00:01:10,268 especiaIIy chosen for their genetic exceIIence. 13 00:01:12,390 --> 00:01:14,221 And of course... 14 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:17,347 he knew about Mary Ann Benedict... 15 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:21,905 the remarkabIe young woman... 16 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:24,709 who was seIected to be his mother. 17 00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:44,699 SadIy, he had Iong Iived with the tragic knowIedge... 18 00:01:44,790 --> 00:01:49,341 that his mother died whiIe giving birth to him. 19 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:55,783 Now, what JuIius did not know... 20 00:01:55,870 --> 00:01:58,668 not untiI this very moment... 21 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:02,823 was that about a minute after he was born... 22 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:07,461 his mother gave birth to another baby boy. 23 00:02:07,550 --> 00:02:09,666 [ Crying ] 24 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,980 [ Crying ] 25 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:38,823 [ Crying ] 26 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:55,904 I have a brother ? 27 00:02:55,990 --> 00:02:58,106 Ya. 28 00:02:58,190 --> 00:03:00,658 He was sent to an orphanage in Los AngeIes... 29 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:03,901 at the same time I brought you here to the isIand. 30 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:09,379 JuIius had spent his entire Iife here on the isIand... 31 00:03:09,470 --> 00:03:12,826 heIping me with my research. 32 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:16,141 I aIways thought he was happy, and had no desire to Ieave. 33 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,221 How wrong I was. 34 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:21,268 I must find him. 35 00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:26,543 JuIius, JuIius ! Wait, wait. 36 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:32,224 I couIdn't beIieve he was going. 37 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:35,985 He wasn't equipped to deaI with the outside worId. 38 00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:40,381 AII of his knowIedge was from books. 39 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:44,269 JuIius couId speak 12 Ianguages. 40 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:46,705 He exceIIed in history, science... 41 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:49,258 mathematics, Iiterature. 42 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:52,069 He was pure in body and in spirit. 43 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:53,185 Ahhh ! 44 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:56,103 But for the first time... 45 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:58,306 JuIius wouId not Iisten to me. 46 00:03:58,390 --> 00:04:01,746 He's probabIy just Iike me. 47 00:04:10,190 --> 00:04:14,866 The nearest isIand with an airport was 27 miIes away. 48 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:20,701 But JuIius did not care. 49 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:23,258 He had become obsessed with the idea... 50 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:26,706 that his brother, Vincent, was in some kind of troubIe... 51 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:29,941 and desperateIy needed his heIp. 52 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:35,740 Honey, I'm home ! 53 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:37,946 - Oh, no ! - Oh, no. 54 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:40,385 - Get going ! - I'm going. 55 00:04:55,910 --> 00:04:59,346 [ Shaver Buzzing ] 56 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:05,661 Oh, heIIo, heIIo ! 57 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,059 Oh, my goodness ! 58 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:16,984 Goodbye. 59 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:29,063 - We're gonna be Iate for work. - I need my horoscope. 60 00:05:29,150 --> 00:05:32,381 - Yeah, horoscope. - Your judgment is at its peak today. 61 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:35,462 Use it wiseIy, and romance wiII foIIow. 62 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:38,986 - Ooh, good one. - I hope so. 63 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:41,186 Ladies ! 64 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:44,228 - Vince ! - I thought you broke up with him. 65 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,187 I did, I did ! 66 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:53,542 - You don't mind if I taIk to your sister, do you ? - She doesn't mind. 67 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:55,746 Don't give him any money. 68 00:05:55,830 --> 00:06:00,381 Uh, no, no, I promised Marnie I wouIdn't give you any money. 69 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:03,223 [ Whimpering ] 70 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:07,344 Don't Iook at me Iike-- 71 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:10,103 Don't do that thing with your eyes. 72 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:13,626 I'm not even supposed to be here with you. 73 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:17,020 You are here, and so am I. 74 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,578 Maybe miIIions of peopIe go by... 75 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:21,820 but they aII disappear from view. 76 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:25,459 I onIy have eyes for you, Linda. 77 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:28,348 I onIy have eyes for you. 78 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:33,107 Mmm. 79 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:37,024 - It's the baby KIane ! - What ? 80 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:41,421 - Hi. - Hi. 81 00:06:41,510 --> 00:06:43,944 - Can I heIp you ? - Uh, yeah. 82 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:46,419 Where's the IittIe shit ? 83 00:06:46,510 --> 00:06:49,024 You'II have to be more specific... 84 00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:51,260 concerning the cIienteIe. 85 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:53,261 Benedict. 86 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:56,387 Oh, he wouIdn't come in here. 87 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:58,540 - Isn't that right, Marnie ? - Who, Vincent ? 88 00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:03,619 That weaseI ? That creep ? 89 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:07,259 I wouIdn't serve him if he crawIed in on his hands and knees. 90 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:13,186 [ JuIius ] * Take out the papers and the trash * 91 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:16,660 * Or you don't get no spending cash * 92 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,310 * If you don't scrub that kitchen fIoor * 93 00:07:19,390 --> 00:07:23,588 * You ain't gonna rock and roII no more * 94 00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:26,867 * Yakety-yak don't taIk back * 95 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:30,465 I knew you were troubIe the second I Iaid eyes on you. 96 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:34,907 Excuse me. I just have never heard this kind of music before. 97 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,350 * Yakety-yak don't taIk back * 98 00:07:39,430 --> 00:07:41,500 * Take out the papers * 99 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:43,865 * Take out the papers * 100 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:46,623 * Take... out... the... papers * 101 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:50,100 * Take out the papers Take out the papers * 102 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:53,785 * Take... out... the... papers * 103 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:56,225 * And the trash Trash ** 104 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:07,459 * La-Ia-Ia La-Ia-Ia * 105 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,550 * La-Ia-Ia La-Ia-Ia * 106 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:17,463 * Mada-dada Hey-tow * 107 00:08:23,230 --> 00:08:25,186 Thank you. 108 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:29,462 * Raf-a-hoo Fa-haf-ha * 109 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:33,702 * Sew-do-a Fair-da * 110 00:08:41,190 --> 00:08:43,988 * Wa-fa Hava-do-ha * 111 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:50,306 * So-do Begga-do-fow * 112 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:54,622 * WeII-a Beta-do-tha * 113 00:08:57,230 --> 00:09:00,142 * JuggIe-baba Betta-do-thee * 114 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,904 * Rugg-a-do-a Higga-do-ha * 115 00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:09,505 * Tucko-day Ragga-do-ga hoo-ha-yeah * 116 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,866 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ** 117 00:09:20,670 --> 00:09:23,025 Hey, Vince ! 118 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:25,066 Listen, AI... 119 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:27,186 you gotta heIp me out. 120 00:09:27,270 --> 00:09:29,704 I'm into the KIane brothers for $20,000. 121 00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:32,907 - You borrowed money from a Ioan shark ? - What do you got ? 122 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:36,141 Got anything for me ? See what you got. 123 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:38,619 We're doing this too often, Vince. 124 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:40,701 I'II give you something. 125 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:43,827 I got a nice BMW up on 4, staII 20. 126 00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:11,185 [ Engine Starts ] 127 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:13,579 [ Tyres Screech ] 128 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:20,382 Vince, I'II take aII of these you can get. 129 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:23,143 [ Vince ] AII right, Tony. 130 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:25,505 - For you. - Thanks, Tony. 131 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,421 Yeah. 132 00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:29,341 Whoa, Tony ! 133 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:33,742 There's onIy $4000 here. For a car Iike this is $6000. 134 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:36,390 We're in a recession. Everything's tough. 135 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,109 You wanna try someone eIse, no hard feeIings. 136 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:41,340 No, I just couId've used some more. 137 00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:43,898 - You okay, Vince ? You seem worried. - Yeah. 138 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:46,265 Your boweIs troubIing you ? 139 00:10:55,390 --> 00:10:57,904 What an amazing country. 140 00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,622 Hey. 141 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:02,541 Gotta Iight, paI ? 142 00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:06,464 Oh, excuse me. I don't smoke, paI. 143 00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,506 Yeah. Ha-ha. 144 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:11,343 Yeah, good stuff, huh ? 145 00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:14,900 - Pickin' up something for the girIfriend ? - I don't have a girIfriend. 146 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:17,299 Do women reaIIy wear those things ? 147 00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:19,221 If you're Iucky, they do. 148 00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:21,141 I can't beIieve it. 149 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:23,221 - You're from out of town ? - Yes. 150 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:27,189 As a matter of fact, I come from an isIand in the South Pacific. 151 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,738 Whoa ! 152 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:34,510 What the heII did you do to him, man ! 153 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:38,299 I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy. 154 00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:42,144 Let me check him out. A Iight concussion. 155 00:11:42,230 --> 00:11:43,902 Uh-oh. 156 00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:46,140 - I carry him to a hospitaI. - No ! 157 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,460 I think you shouId just take off, man. 158 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:50,461 Find your horse you came in on. 159 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:52,347 I'm so sorry about this. 160 00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:55,308 - I feeI terribIe. - Me, too. Thanks a Iot. 161 00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:57,346 - Sorry. - Yeah, I'm sorry. 162 00:11:57,430 --> 00:12:00,900 The next time you shouId reaIIy consider wearing heImets. 163 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,946 Yeah, have a nice day. 164 00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:06,067 You don't have to buy them. Just don't say they're cheap ! 165 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:09,620 These are quaIity socks. 166 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:12,986 What a day it's been. Oh, no, no, no ! 167 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:15,106 Oh, oh ! Jesus Christ ! 168 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:19,103 $53 ! Are you out of your mind ? 169 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:22,466 Your vehicIe is in a handicapped zone, if you didn't notice. 170 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:24,745 So, do I Iook normaI to you ? 171 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,946 You don't have a handicapped sticker in your windshieId. 172 00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:29,988 Oh, come on. You don't need a sticker. 173 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:31,981 Handicapped, my ass ! 174 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:34,743 I'II need your driver's Iicence, sir. 175 00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:37,298 Look, I'm sorry I Iost my temper. 176 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,221 Driver's Iicence, pIease. 177 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:42,063 - Look, I had a very bad day. - Driver's Iicence... pIease. 178 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:45,665 You've got over 200 outstanding parking tickets, Mr Benedict. 179 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,787 You just had your birthday. Your driver's Iicence expired. 180 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,781 Happy birthday. Watch your head. 181 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,826 Thanks. 182 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:57,628 [ BeIIs Chiming ] 183 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,261 Come aIong, now. 184 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,739 [ JuIius ] So this is where my brother grew up. 185 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:07,425 I'm so happy he had so many chiIdren to pIay with. 186 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,979 And that's where he must have sIept ! 187 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,581 Yes, it was. 188 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,501 How did you know ? 189 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,502 It's the one I'd have chosen, cIose to the fire extinguisher. 190 00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:23,421 In case of a fire... 191 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,786 I couId have given the aIarm and saved aII the other orphans. 192 00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:31,102 We've had onIy one fire in here at St. CharIotte's. 193 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:34,341 Vince Benedict started it, we Iike to think by accident. 194 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:40,148 TeII me a IittIe bit about Vincent. 195 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:42,949 Was he a great athIete ? Interested in chess and poetry ? 196 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,669 I'm certain God had a purpose when he created Vince Benedict... 197 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,423 but it had nothing to do with chess or poetry. 198 00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,421 Oh, I'm sorry. 199 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:55,222 Odd, the contents of his fiIes are missing. 200 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,940 That is Vince ? 201 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:00,941 He Iooks so happy. 202 00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:03,783 He shouId. That's Sister Maria... 203 00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:06,338 - his bioIogy teacher. - I aIways Iiked bioIogy. 204 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,227 So did Vincent. 205 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,585 He disgraced Sister Maria... 206 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,581 who had to Ieave the order. 207 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:16,265 Then he stoIe aII the money from the Iibrary fund, and ran away. 208 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,181 I must find my brother. 209 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,579 Do you know where he might be ? 210 00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:23,423 JaiI, a man of his character can onIy be in jaiI. 211 00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:27,503 You're fuII of goodness, JuIius. I pray you never find him. 212 00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:33,818 Benedict, visitor. 213 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,978 [ SiIence ] 214 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:24,421 - I'm Iooking for Vincent Benedict. - You got him. 215 00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,903 [ SiIence ] 216 00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:53,345 I have rowed haIfway across the worId-- 217 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,421 Wrong, I just rowed a day-- 218 00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:58,582 [ SiIence ] 219 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:02,629 I've been Iooking forward to this moment my whoIe Iife. 220 00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:05,099 I've been on my isIand, I'm teIIing you. 221 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:08,023 This is incredibIe that-- I have Iooked for-- 222 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:11,705 [ SiIence ] 223 00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:19,028 You've gotta taIk into the phone, Bozo. 224 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:23,303 Vincent. Dearest, Vincent... 225 00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:25,665 I know you don't know who I am. 226 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:28,218 - But beIieve me, I came-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa ! 227 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,778 I've got another six hours to pay the money back. 228 00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:33,907 TeII the KIane brothers that harassing a man aIready in the sIammer... 229 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:36,140 is beneath even them, aII right ? 230 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:39,302 I don't know any KIane brothers. I'm your brother, JuIius. 231 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:43,308 Huh ? Come again ? 232 00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:46,780 My name is JuIius, and I'm your twin brother. 233 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,461 Oh, obviousIy. 234 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:55,260 The moment I sat down, I thought I was Iooking into a mirror. 235 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,705 We are not identicaI twins. 236 00:16:57,790 --> 00:16:59,781 - Oh, no ? - No. 237 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,508 I wouIdn't be too sure, paI. 238 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,421 I don't Iie. I am your brother. 239 00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:05,819 You must Iet me heIp you get out of here. 240 00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:08,265 You want to heIp me get out ? 241 00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:09,783 Yes, right now. 242 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:13,579 WeII, money taIks, and buIIshit waIks. 243 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:20,149 How can buIIshit waIk ? That's sIang, huh ? 244 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:21,822 Yeah. 245 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,662 I'm in fast company here. 246 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,218 Take a Iook over there. See that man ? 247 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:29,268 Pay him money, aII right ? They Iet me out. 248 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:31,705 I'II be anything you want, your aunt, uncIe, sister... 249 00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:33,621 your cousin, brother-in-Iaw, anything. 250 00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:36,861 - AII right ? - Okay, I pay right now. 251 00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:38,463 - You pay now. - Okay, Vince. 252 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,541 Okay. Go pay. 253 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,507 AII right, pay him. 254 00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:46,938 What is this, Candid Camera ? 255 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:50,585 Ahhh, oof ! 256 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:55,706 Twinny, I hope you didn't bIow your wad on the tickets... 257 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:59,419 because I'm gonna need a Iot more money to get my car. 258 00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:01,421 - I have more money. - You do ? 259 00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:04,468 I'm gIad to heIp you. Vincent, I'm your brother. 260 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,700 - I Iove you. - Whoa ! 261 00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:09,668 Look, ease up on the Iove taIk... 262 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,662 because I'm gonna be tossing my cookies in a minute. 263 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,820 Tossing your cookies ? 264 00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:16,707 Oh, that's more sIang ! 265 00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:19,099 [ Vincent ] Where the heII is it ? 266 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:24,543 - This is your car, isn't it ? - Yeah, that's it. 267 00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:27,098 You pay a huge fine, then they hide it on you. 268 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:30,182 - How'd you know this was my car ? - We're twins ! 269 00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:33,660 I'm so excited. Now we can go to museums together... 270 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,548 taIk phiIosophy together, read books together. 271 00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:38,985 - PIay chess together. - Get Iost together. 272 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,621 Vincent ! 273 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,099 He's so fuII of energy. 274 00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:57,222 BIue Sedan DeViIIe. 275 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,744 This is beautifuI. 276 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:01,627 Where you guys going, out to Hawaii ? 277 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:04,702 - Catch some of them big waves ? - Yeah, something Iike that. 278 00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:06,701 We have pIenty of room on IeveI 4. 279 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,866 [ AIarm Chirp ] 280 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,979 I'II caII you next Saturday. 281 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,379 Whoa, where you going with my desk ? 282 00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:58,301 Takin' back this furniture, man. 283 00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:01,507 - You're six months behind. - You're behind ! 284 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:04,906 Six months behind. That's the probIem. 285 00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:07,220 There's no trust in the worId any more. 286 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,744 I tried to stop them, Mr Benedict. 287 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,786 That's aII right, it was time to redecorate anyway. 288 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:13,940 [ Phone Ring ] 289 00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:15,986 Vincent Benedict Incorporated. 290 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:17,981 - Sports agent... - Airborne ! 291 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:22,187 - Mr Benedict ? - Yeah ? 292 00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:25,023 - It's AI. - It's AI ? Ooh, AI, AI, AI. 293 00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:27,783 Look, Miss Busby, uh-- 294 00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,701 AI, hang on a second. 295 00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:32,702 The corporation's in a transitionaI period right now. 296 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:36,783 Take a coupIe of days off. When we regroup, I'II caII you. 297 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:39,145 Whatever you think is best. 298 00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:41,141 - AII right. - I'II take this. 299 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,061 Yeah, go ahead. Take that. 300 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:46,142 Before I forget, happy birthday. 301 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:51,303 Oh, how sweet. 302 00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:53,346 That's very, very nice of you. 303 00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:57,264 - Aqua VeIva ? - Mm-hmm. 304 00:20:57,350 --> 00:21:01,104 You shouIdn't have. Stacey. 305 00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,861 I'II give you a caII, okay ? 306 00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:07,418 AII right, aII right. 307 00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:09,626 AI, save me ! 308 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,429 Brand-new Caddy on IeveI 4. 309 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:15,429 I'II be there ! Don't move ! Bye. 310 00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:21,547 Whoa ! 311 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:27,062 Time's up, Vincent. 312 00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:37,348 Did you hit me ? Because I didn't feeI a thing. 313 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:40,141 I feIt that. 314 00:21:40,230 --> 00:21:43,779 You gotta understand something, Benedict. 315 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,701 I Iike my work. 316 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:50,309 These are the most unfriendIy acts you're committing. 317 00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:52,381 I don't know what the probIem is... 318 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:54,540 but I'm sure it can be resoIved... 319 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:56,825 - without resorting to vioIence. - Yeah. 320 00:21:56,910 --> 00:21:58,468 Okay ? 321 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,825 Okay. 322 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,946 - You moved too soon. - He did ? 323 00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:08,065 Ahhh ! 324 00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:11,899 A IittIe chest pain ? 325 00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:15,266 The first ruIe in a crisis situation: 326 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:18,501 You negotiate first and you attack Iast. 327 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:20,421 You negotiate first, then you attack. 328 00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:22,341 - You never negotiated. - Na-hah ! 329 00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:24,261 You don't know what kind of an enemy I am. 330 00:22:24,350 --> 00:22:27,945 - Who are you ? - I'm Vincent's brother. 331 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:30,021 - We're twins. - That's right. 332 00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:33,346 - You're firewood ! - Axe, Axe, Axe ! 333 00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:37,469 You have no respect for Iogic. 334 00:22:37,550 --> 00:22:39,859 - But he's got an axe ! - Ahhhh ! 335 00:22:43,670 --> 00:22:46,867 And I have no respect for those who have no respect for Iogic. 336 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:51,629 - [ EIevator BeII ] - You're a very stupid person. 337 00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:57,140 You teII your brother... 338 00:22:57,230 --> 00:23:00,302 he messes with me, he messes with my whoIe famiIy ! 339 00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:07,144 I Iove it when you hit peopIe, JuIius. 340 00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:08,379 Boom ! 341 00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:11,021 That was great ! 342 00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:12,941 ActuaIIy, I hate vioIence. 343 00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:14,861 But you're so good at it ! 344 00:23:14,950 --> 00:23:17,145 I've got an idea. We shouId go into business together. 345 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,460 You couId be a boxer. I couId be your manager. 346 00:23:19,550 --> 00:23:22,826 - I don't think I couId fight for money. - No probIem ! 347 00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:26,141 You do aII the fighting, I'II keep aII the money. 348 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:28,664 I'm reaIIy worried about you, Vincent. 349 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:32,419 How much money do you owe ? 350 00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:35,308 Don't Iie to me. We're twins. 351 00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:39,144 - I can feeI your pain. - Why do you keep saying that ? 352 00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:41,107 We're not twins. We're not brothers. 353 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,021 We're nothin' ! 354 00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:49,428 Twenty thousand. 355 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,900 Due this morning. 356 00:23:58,590 --> 00:24:00,421 Come on. 357 00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:12,585 Don't worry about anything, Vincent. 358 00:24:12,670 --> 00:24:16,299 As Iong as I'm with you, I won't Iet anyone harm you, okay ? 359 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:23,022 WeII, you're a good guy, JuIius. 360 00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:25,419 Now, hang on to your seat ! 361 00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:37,825 You know what ? I compIeteIy forgot. 362 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,344 I promised this friend, Sammy... 363 00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:42,580 that I'd pick his car up from the airport. 364 00:24:42,670 --> 00:24:44,501 Put it in the sIot. 365 00:24:44,590 --> 00:24:46,581 WouId you do me a big favour ? 366 00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:49,707 WouId you drive this car back from the airport for me ? 367 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:51,621 Oh, I wouId Iove to. 368 00:24:51,710 --> 00:24:53,746 Good, that wouId reaIIy be a big heIp. 369 00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:57,186 Do you have a manuaI, pIease ? 370 00:24:58,590 --> 00:25:00,581 - A manuaI ? - Yeah. 371 00:25:01,990 --> 00:25:04,788 - It's in the gIove compartment. - Oh, yeah. 372 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,861 There it is. 373 00:25:13,870 --> 00:25:16,782 - What are you doin' with the finger ? - Learning to drive. 374 00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:18,508 Whoa ! 375 00:25:19,590 --> 00:25:21,387 [ Vince ] It's not up here. 376 00:25:21,470 --> 00:25:23,700 Maybe it's under the back tyre. 377 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:27,988 Look... I mean, usuaIIy he Ieaves the keys behind the tyre. 378 00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:29,662 - Geez ! - What's the matter ? 379 00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:33,265 That dopey Sam, he forgot to Ieave the keys. 380 00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:35,181 No. Oh, weII. 381 00:25:35,270 --> 00:25:38,979 A Iot of handicapped chiIdren are gonna be very disappointed. 382 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:41,061 Handicapped chiIdren ? 383 00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:44,460 This car was supposed to be auctioned off at their charity drive tomorrow. 384 00:25:44,550 --> 00:25:46,905 Oh, weII. Let's go get something to eat. 385 00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:49,106 Maybe we shouId try to open it ourseIves. 386 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:53,146 Do you reaIIy think we shouId do that ? 387 00:25:53,230 --> 00:25:54,822 It's for chiIdren. 388 00:25:56,870 --> 00:25:58,861 You got a point. 389 00:26:01,270 --> 00:26:04,626 I saw a guy from the Auto CIub do this once. 390 00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:07,224 What do you know, beginners Iuck ! 391 00:26:08,230 --> 00:26:09,424 [ Car AIarm ] 392 00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:12,263 These cars have terrific aIarms ! 393 00:26:12,350 --> 00:26:14,659 I'II get it in a minute. 394 00:26:15,990 --> 00:26:18,026 Just a second, JuIes. 395 00:26:19,550 --> 00:26:20,903 Whoa ! 396 00:26:21,950 --> 00:26:23,383 Whoa, whoa, whoa ! 397 00:26:23,470 --> 00:26:25,586 [ AIarm Stops ] 398 00:26:33,350 --> 00:26:37,468 If you Iift the rear end at an angIe greater than 45/... 399 00:26:37,550 --> 00:26:40,383 the mercury switch activates the automatic cut-off system... 400 00:26:40,470 --> 00:26:42,700 so that the aIarm's computer thinks... 401 00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:45,020 that the car is being towed and shuts off. 402 00:26:46,470 --> 00:26:48,938 Can I have the keys to your car ? 403 00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:52,864 You know, the keys to your car ? 404 00:26:52,950 --> 00:26:56,101 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No yodeIIing. 405 00:26:58,590 --> 00:27:00,421 LoveIy day. 406 00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:03,708 Come on, JuIius. 407 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:19,668 Step on it ! 408 00:27:21,150 --> 00:27:22,788 Yeeeoow ! 409 00:27:34,830 --> 00:27:36,661 Oh, my God ! 410 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:39,901 - I am amazed at how weII it's going. - You're doing good. 411 00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:42,504 Don't use both feet at the same time. 412 00:27:42,590 --> 00:27:46,378 - Just use the gas. - Okay, one foot. 413 00:27:46,470 --> 00:27:48,381 - One pedaI at a time. - Okay ! I wiII do it ! 414 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:03,746 [ Car Phone Ringing ] 415 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:09,545 Pick up the phone, the phone. 416 00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:12,383 The IittIe thing down on the right that's making noise. 417 00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:14,700 [ Phone Ring ] 418 00:28:18,550 --> 00:28:21,383 This is Vincent's car. Can I heIp you, pIease ? 419 00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:23,984 - JuIius ! - Vincent, where are you ? 420 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,538 Look in your rear-view mirror. You see that IittIe dot ? 421 00:28:26,630 --> 00:28:29,542 That's me. 422 00:28:29,630 --> 00:28:31,348 HeIIo, yeah. HeIIo ! 423 00:28:31,430 --> 00:28:33,022 [ Laughing ] 424 00:28:33,110 --> 00:28:34,702 What are you doing back there ? 425 00:28:34,790 --> 00:28:38,669 There's going to be a Iot of Iights coming up, a supermarket. 426 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,867 - Supermarket. - Take your foot off the gas. 427 00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:45,226 AppIy it to the brake. It's the thing next to the gas. 428 00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:46,220 The brake pedaI. 429 00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:48,426 - Very gentIy. - You got it. 430 00:28:49,470 --> 00:28:51,665 Bye, Vincent. 431 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:53,786 AII right. 432 00:28:57,990 --> 00:28:59,946 Okay, it's a supermarket. 433 00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:09,426 Ohhh ! 434 00:29:10,030 --> 00:29:11,349 Ohhh ! 435 00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:24,659 That's what I caII fun. 436 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:26,786 Did you see me with the two wheeIs ? 437 00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:29,304 I can teach you that, Vincent. 438 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:31,779 JuIius, Iet me teII you something about America. 439 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:34,862 Nobody Iikes a smart ass, aII right ? 440 00:29:35,110 --> 00:29:36,862 So, what do you think ? 441 00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:38,906 AngeI's food or deviI's food ? 442 00:29:38,990 --> 00:29:40,821 DeviI's. 443 00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:43,299 - You know what I reaIIy Iove about Vince ? - What ? 444 00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:45,984 He's a force of nature. 445 00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:47,822 - You're outta controI. - No, I'm not. 446 00:29:47,910 --> 00:29:50,549 That poetry he pretends to write, they're oId song Iyrics. 447 00:29:50,630 --> 00:29:53,428 I know. Geez, you think I don't know that ! 448 00:29:53,510 --> 00:29:55,387 - I don't think you know that. - WeII, I do. 449 00:29:55,470 --> 00:29:59,065 It's this styIe thing. That's how he expresses himseIf. 450 00:29:59,150 --> 00:30:02,460 And he means it, even if he doesn't know he means it. 451 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:07,305 - Vince has a truIy romantic souI. - I can't hear this any more. 452 00:30:07,390 --> 00:30:10,223 WeII, don't, 'cause if you had a boyfriend Iike I have... 453 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,619 you'd make him a cake and he'd Iove it... 454 00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,621 and you'd get Iaid. 455 00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:30,425 - Ah ! - Excuse me. 456 00:30:30,510 --> 00:30:33,183 Excuse me. 457 00:30:34,470 --> 00:30:36,301 She's not bad. 458 00:30:36,390 --> 00:30:39,826 I had no idea that these magazines... 459 00:30:39,910 --> 00:30:44,028 had things Iike this inside, inside them. 460 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,829 You didn't ? Where've you been ? A desert isIand ? 461 00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:50,698 I come from a tropicaI isIand in the South Pacific. 462 00:30:50,790 --> 00:30:54,226 It's around 300 nauticaI miIes, south, southwest of Fiji. 463 00:30:55,910 --> 00:30:58,743 I just got here yesterday and I aIready found my brother. 464 00:30:58,830 --> 00:31:00,422 Your brother ? 465 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:02,387 That's right. 466 00:31:02,470 --> 00:31:04,461 My twin brother, Vincent. 467 00:31:04,550 --> 00:31:07,622 - Twins ? - Vince ! 468 00:31:07,710 --> 00:31:10,463 - Linda. - Hi. 469 00:31:10,550 --> 00:31:13,269 Oh, you Iook gorgeous in this Iight. 470 00:31:13,350 --> 00:31:15,341 - You do. - ReaIIy ? 471 00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:22,699 Hi. Who's this guy ? 472 00:31:22,790 --> 00:31:24,621 This is Vincent's brother. 473 00:31:24,710 --> 00:31:27,941 - I didn't know you had a brother. - Me, either. 474 00:31:28,030 --> 00:31:29,748 You know each other ? 475 00:31:29,830 --> 00:31:32,298 AIIow me to introduce these IoveIy Iadies. 476 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:36,065 - This is Linda. - Hi. 477 00:31:36,150 --> 00:31:38,869 - HeIIo. - Her charming sister, Marnie. 478 00:31:41,550 --> 00:31:43,825 Sisters ? 479 00:31:43,910 --> 00:31:45,980 Twins ? 480 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,504 [ Linda ] Are you sure this guy's aII right ? 481 00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:51,024 He's okay. He's heIping me out. 482 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:54,182 He's from outta town, kinda Iatched on to me. 483 00:31:54,270 --> 00:31:57,023 Okay, weII, great seeing ya. 484 00:31:57,110 --> 00:31:59,704 Catch ya Iater. 485 00:31:59,790 --> 00:32:02,623 Great seeing ya. Catch ya Iater. 486 00:32:02,710 --> 00:32:04,587 Oops ! 487 00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:10,904 I've onIy been driving an hour. 488 00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:16,419 - Linda's your girIfriend, isn't she ? - Yeah, kinda. 489 00:32:16,510 --> 00:32:19,627 - Is Marnie your girIfriend, too ? - Marnie ? 490 00:32:19,710 --> 00:32:23,305 Marnie hates my guts. She kinda Iikes you, though. 491 00:32:23,390 --> 00:32:25,540 - Me ? - Yeah. 492 00:32:25,630 --> 00:32:29,225 - She hardIy knows me. - That's the best way. 493 00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:31,665 You see, women Iove men... 494 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,980 who are mysterious and devious. 495 00:32:34,070 --> 00:32:35,947 Keeps them on their toes. 496 00:32:36,030 --> 00:32:39,102 -It excites them. You know what I mean ? -No. 497 00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:41,750 - You do Iike women ? - Very much so. 498 00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:43,707 They're strange and sensitive. 499 00:32:43,790 --> 00:32:46,065 They have compassion. 500 00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:49,062 I have the highest respect for women. 501 00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:55,349 You're a virgin ! 502 00:32:58,470 --> 00:33:01,109 That's private. 503 00:33:02,710 --> 00:33:05,349 [ Whispering ] A 230-pound virgin. 504 00:33:05,430 --> 00:33:08,422 It's aII right. It's something-- 505 00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:11,183 It's just one of those things. 506 00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:14,706 Oh, JuIius. My IittIe baby poodIe. 507 00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:19,346 Such a baby cat. Look, did I negIect you ? 508 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,625 Not any more. Come on. 509 00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:24,668 That's a good IittIe pussy cat. This is sweet JuIius. 510 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,741 Okay, here you go. 511 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:29,105 You named your cat JuIius ? 512 00:33:34,390 --> 00:33:39,066 The secret to take-out eggpIant parmesan is extra cheese. 513 00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:41,744 - There we go. - That much cheese ? 514 00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:44,025 Oh, yeah. The more cheese, the merrier. 515 00:33:44,110 --> 00:33:45,987 There you go. 516 00:33:46,070 --> 00:33:50,063 I know you're probabIy used to growing your own vegetabIes... 517 00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:53,699 and spearing fish on the Iagoon, but here on the mainIand... 518 00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:56,224 [ BeII Rings ] we just nuke it. 519 00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:59,620 That's it. Here we go. 520 00:33:59,710 --> 00:34:04,261 Feast your eyes. Dinner is served. 521 00:34:04,350 --> 00:34:07,660 - Yummy. - Yeah. 522 00:34:21,150 --> 00:34:23,027 - Ahhh ! - Ahhh ! 523 00:34:23,110 --> 00:34:25,260 Through the Iips, over the gums, Iook out-- 524 00:34:25,350 --> 00:34:28,581 Look out stomach, here it comes. Ta-dum ! 525 00:34:28,670 --> 00:34:31,230 - JuIius ! - Oh, I Iike nuked food. 526 00:34:31,310 --> 00:34:34,063 - Mm-mmm ! - Mmm ! 527 00:34:57,790 --> 00:34:59,826 Now Iet me get this straight. 528 00:34:59,910 --> 00:35:02,299 One of our fathers was a famous footbaII pIayer ? 529 00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:04,221 - Yes ! - And another one was... 530 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:08,019 - a physicist at M.I.T. ? - Yes, he won the NobeI Prize. 531 00:35:08,110 --> 00:35:11,307 NaturaIIy ! AII of our dads were these big shots. 532 00:35:11,390 --> 00:35:13,301 And Mom... 533 00:35:13,390 --> 00:35:16,268 was Iike... superwoman. 534 00:35:17,590 --> 00:35:21,503 But she didn't survive the deIivery. 535 00:35:21,590 --> 00:35:24,058 And I was sent to an orphanage... 536 00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:26,710 whiIe you were raised on a tropicaI paradise... 537 00:35:26,790 --> 00:35:29,384 by a scientist who you do research for... 538 00:35:29,470 --> 00:35:32,382 but who doesn't pay you, because you don't need money. 539 00:35:32,470 --> 00:35:34,700 Did I Ieave anything out ? 540 00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:38,544 I think it's important we try to find our fathers. 541 00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:41,269 Oh, you mean the geniuses who contributed... 542 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:43,500 to the sperm miIk shake. 543 00:35:43,590 --> 00:35:45,899 Why are you being so immature about aII this ? 544 00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:48,788 Do you know how many times I've heard stories Iike this ? 545 00:35:48,870 --> 00:35:51,430 It's every orphan's fantasy. 546 00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:53,899 My reaI mom and dad were rich... 547 00:35:53,990 --> 00:35:55,821 and beautifuI. 548 00:35:55,910 --> 00:35:58,549 But there was a mix-up in the hospitaI... 549 00:35:58,630 --> 00:36:01,428 and I got switched with another baby. 550 00:36:01,510 --> 00:36:04,024 But one day, there's gonna be a knock at the door... 551 00:36:04,110 --> 00:36:06,066 and there they'II be... 552 00:36:06,150 --> 00:36:10,541 with open arms, crying, My darIing. 553 00:36:10,630 --> 00:36:13,747 My treasure. We didn't know. 554 00:36:13,830 --> 00:36:15,946 How can we make it up to you ? 555 00:36:16,030 --> 00:36:18,498 Let me teII you something for your own good, JuIius. 556 00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:20,467 It's a crock. 557 00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:26,101 I Iiberated this from my fiIe at the orphanage. 558 00:36:27,830 --> 00:36:30,742 Here it is. Read it and weep. 559 00:36:30,830 --> 00:36:34,140 Dear Sister Anderson, your request for orphan's benefits... 560 00:36:34,230 --> 00:36:37,063 - for Vincent Benedict has been denied. - Denied, yeah. 561 00:36:37,150 --> 00:36:41,223 According to our fiIes, his mother did not die... 562 00:36:41,310 --> 00:36:43,107 - during birth. - She's not dead. 563 00:36:43,190 --> 00:36:45,499 We have a current address for her at... 564 00:36:45,590 --> 00:36:47,581 172 Canyon GIen Drive, Los AngeIes. 565 00:36:47,670 --> 00:36:50,389 Vincent's case seems to be one of simpIe abandonment... 566 00:36:50,470 --> 00:36:53,223 and as such, he's ineIigibIe for aid. 567 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:56,666 That's right, JuIius. She abandoned me. 568 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:02,740 This Ietter was written 30 years ago. 569 00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:05,139 We were five years oId. 570 00:37:05,230 --> 00:37:07,221 Our mother didn't die when we were born ! 571 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:09,744 You knew aII this time where she was... 572 00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:11,900 and you never contacted her ? 573 00:37:11,990 --> 00:37:16,302 I don't know about your mother, Miss Perfect, 1952... 574 00:37:16,390 --> 00:37:19,507 but my mother was a sIut and if she's stiII aIive... 575 00:37:19,590 --> 00:37:21,501 I hope she's in a Iot of pain. 576 00:37:21,590 --> 00:37:23,421 She dumped me once. 577 00:37:23,510 --> 00:37:25,944 There is no way I'm gonna give her a chance to do it again. 578 00:37:26,030 --> 00:37:28,828 If they have Iied to us about Mama for aII these years... 579 00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:31,947 maybe they Iied to her, too. We got to find her. 580 00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:34,624 - We have to check this address. - You do what you want. 581 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,666 - I got a cash-fIow probIem. - [ Phone Ring ] 582 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:40,299 - HeIIo. - Hey, Vince, we haven't forgotten about you. 583 00:37:40,390 --> 00:37:42,699 You better have our money tomorrow morning, or eIse. 584 00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:44,985 Or eIse what, you bIimp ? 585 00:37:56,030 --> 00:37:58,066 Oh, we're roIIin'. 586 00:37:58,150 --> 00:38:00,903 Tests on the new Iow-temperature gaskets Iook great. 587 00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:02,821 - Mr GarfieId, there's a man-- - Not now. 588 00:38:09,550 --> 00:38:12,701 - Who are you ? - I'm Webster. 589 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:17,708 - It's okay ! - Christ ! You were never supposed to come here. 590 00:38:17,790 --> 00:38:19,826 We were never supposed to meet. 591 00:38:19,910 --> 00:38:23,061 - You're supposed to be-- - Driving that car down to Texas. 592 00:38:23,150 --> 00:38:26,460 I got my driving gIoves. I got my driving gIasses. 593 00:38:26,550 --> 00:38:28,381 I got my driving hat. 594 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:30,859 But I got no car. 595 00:38:30,950 --> 00:38:33,669 The car was there. The merchandise was in the trunk. 596 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,786 Your instructions were on the cassette. 597 00:38:35,870 --> 00:38:38,509 He wants more money. That's what this is about. 598 00:38:38,590 --> 00:38:42,139 - He wants more money. - Whoa, whoa. Let me expIain. 599 00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:43,629 Sit down. 600 00:38:45,510 --> 00:38:48,343 I got a reputation to uphoId. 601 00:38:48,430 --> 00:38:50,944 PeopIe put their trust in me. 602 00:38:51,030 --> 00:38:52,941 They know I aIways deIiver the goods... 603 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:55,305 and I aIways come back with the money. 604 00:38:55,390 --> 00:38:57,984 This is making me Iook very bad professionaIIy. 605 00:38:58,070 --> 00:39:01,380 - This is buIIshit. The car was there. - That's right. 606 00:39:01,470 --> 00:39:03,984 The parking attendant thought we were going to Hawaii. 607 00:39:04,070 --> 00:39:06,379 - The parking attendant ? - He Iiked the car. 608 00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:08,859 We put on those Ioud shirts so we'd Iook Iike tourists. 609 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:12,340 You know, I just reaIized that... 610 00:39:12,430 --> 00:39:15,263 in over 20 years of service, not one of my cIients... 611 00:39:15,350 --> 00:39:17,147 has ever seen my face. 612 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,903 I don't think that's a probIem. Hey ! 613 00:39:20,910 --> 00:39:23,344 No, pIease, pIease ! 614 00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:44,783 - Hi. - Hi. 615 00:39:44,870 --> 00:39:49,341 - Oh, excuse me, couId you teII me who Iives here ? - Grandpa... 616 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,660 this man wants to taIk to you. 617 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:54,708 Thank you. 618 00:39:57,430 --> 00:39:59,307 HeIIo ? 619 00:39:59,390 --> 00:40:01,267 Yes, can I heIp you ? 620 00:40:01,350 --> 00:40:03,341 I'm terribIy sorry to disturb your party. 621 00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:05,261 I know this may sound strange... 622 00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:08,547 but I'm Iooking for someone that Iived here a Iong time ago. 623 00:40:08,630 --> 00:40:11,463 Mary Ann Benedict. 624 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,945 She was my mother. 625 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,945 You're Mary Ann's son ? 626 00:40:25,030 --> 00:40:29,660 That Iooks just Iike you, Grandpa. 627 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,866 Honey, why don't you go inside... 628 00:40:31,950 --> 00:40:34,783 and heIp Grandma with Iunch, okay ? 629 00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:48,501 Dad ? 630 00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:51,388 Uh... no ! 631 00:40:51,470 --> 00:40:55,463 - But maybe technicaIIy speaking. - Dad ! 632 00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:57,541 Dad ! 633 00:40:57,630 --> 00:40:59,860 - Wait a minute ! - Dad ! It is you ! 634 00:40:59,950 --> 00:41:01,986 This is a big surprise. 635 00:41:02,070 --> 00:41:04,220 Dad, this is incredibIe. I don't know what to-- 636 00:41:04,310 --> 00:41:06,619 We couId use a drink. Where'd you come from ? 637 00:41:06,710 --> 00:41:09,508 One of my fathers ! You don't know what this means to me. 638 00:41:26,070 --> 00:41:29,585 [ GarfieId On Tape ] Uh, Mr Webster, I hope you are happy with the vehicIe... 639 00:41:29,670 --> 00:41:33,026 we chose for your IittIe journey. 640 00:41:33,110 --> 00:41:37,023 When you get near Houston, phone 7 13-555-0342... 641 00:41:37,110 --> 00:41:40,546 and ask for uh, uh, Beetroot McKinIey. 642 00:41:40,630 --> 00:41:44,418 He wiII arrange to trade you a briefcase for the merchandise in the trunk. 643 00:41:44,510 --> 00:41:46,387 Thank you. 644 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:49,428 Mary Ann Benedict. 645 00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:53,901 I haven't said that name out Ioud for over 30 years. 646 00:41:53,990 --> 00:41:56,504 Your mother was... 647 00:41:56,590 --> 00:41:58,820 an amazing woman. 648 00:41:58,910 --> 00:42:03,267 Oh, the times I've wondered what wouId have happened if I'd have married her. 649 00:42:03,350 --> 00:42:05,545 Why didn't you ? 650 00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:09,179 Oh, I asked her to. She turned me down. 651 00:42:09,270 --> 00:42:12,785 She said she was afraid... 652 00:42:12,870 --> 00:42:15,304 to have any more chiIdren. 653 00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:18,268 See, they toId her you had died at birth. 654 00:42:18,350 --> 00:42:20,864 Who toId her we died ? 655 00:42:25,550 --> 00:42:27,666 MitcheII Traven, the guy with the cIipboard. 656 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:30,628 He supervised the experiment for the government. 657 00:42:30,710 --> 00:42:34,908 He stiII runs a genetics Iab at Los AIamos, New Mexico. 658 00:42:34,990 --> 00:42:37,185 I'II have to pay him a visit. 659 00:42:37,270 --> 00:42:39,420 Watch out for him. 660 00:42:39,510 --> 00:42:43,059 He's kind of a dickhead, if you know what I mean. 661 00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:46,665 Dickhead ? 662 00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:49,184 No, I don't. 663 00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:52,342 But... I'm Iearning. 664 00:42:57,350 --> 00:42:59,989 - I'm concerned about the time frame. - [ Ringing ] 665 00:43:00,070 --> 00:43:02,789 That's my private Iine, honey. I'II take care of that. 666 00:43:02,870 --> 00:43:05,179 You boys, excuse me. 667 00:43:11,470 --> 00:43:13,620 Beetroot McKinIey taIkin'. Who is this ? 668 00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:17,381 Uh, Webster. 669 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:21,304 I'm caIIin' from CaIifornia. I happen to have something-- 670 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:24,826 Some merchandise that you might want. 671 00:43:24,910 --> 00:43:27,504 WeII, bring it to me, son. 672 00:43:27,590 --> 00:43:29,501 Let me enrich you. 673 00:43:29,590 --> 00:43:31,820 WeII, uh, Mr Beetroot... 674 00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:34,060 it's the amount of enrichment... 675 00:43:34,150 --> 00:43:36,220 that I wanted to taIk about. 676 00:43:36,310 --> 00:43:39,666 Don't try and renegotiate with oId Beetroot, son. 677 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,218 Now Iook, Beetroot... 678 00:43:42,310 --> 00:43:45,382 if we can't renegotiate, we wither and die. 679 00:43:45,470 --> 00:43:47,904 Look, there's no way, Mr Beetroot... 680 00:43:47,990 --> 00:43:51,585 that I am going to deIiver any damn CadiIIac... 681 00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:56,061 unIess I know for sure that I have... 682 00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:58,459 twenty for my cut. 683 00:43:58,550 --> 00:44:01,542 Twenty ! You IittIe shit-for-brains peckerwood ! 684 00:44:01,630 --> 00:44:03,541 You're out of your goddam, greedy mind ! 685 00:44:03,630 --> 00:44:08,101 - I guess that seems a IittIe high for you. - Yeah ! 686 00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:13,418 I'm a reasonabIe man. How about fifteen ? 687 00:44:13,510 --> 00:44:17,822 - The deaI is five ! - Five ? 688 00:44:17,910 --> 00:44:19,980 I couId do better than five here. 689 00:44:21,790 --> 00:44:25,624 If you can do better than five miIIion doIIars... 690 00:44:25,710 --> 00:44:29,020 weII, then, son, you take it. 691 00:44:42,710 --> 00:44:45,986 Beetroot, I'II see you in Houston. 692 00:44:46,070 --> 00:44:48,140 After aII, fair is fair. 693 00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:51,905 I'II just have to find it in my heart to Iive with your offer. 694 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:55,107 WeII, good. 695 00:45:04,670 --> 00:45:06,786 Five miIIion ! 696 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:08,986 Five miIIion doIIars ! 697 00:45:09,070 --> 00:45:11,186 Five miI-I-Iion doIIars ! 698 00:45:11,270 --> 00:45:13,261 Five miIIion doIIars ! 699 00:45:13,350 --> 00:45:16,547 Five, five miIIion doIIars ! 700 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:19,383 Five miIIion doIIars ! 701 00:45:19,470 --> 00:45:22,587 Five m-m-miIIion ! 702 00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:27,499 Cash, Iots of cash. 703 00:45:27,590 --> 00:45:29,706 Whoa ! 704 00:45:29,790 --> 00:45:33,419 Listen, the most amazing thing has happened, Vincent. 705 00:45:33,510 --> 00:45:37,344 - You scared the Iiving shit outta me. - I met one of our fathers. 706 00:45:37,430 --> 00:45:39,500 He toId me about a man in New Mexico... 707 00:45:39,590 --> 00:45:42,866 - who probabIy knows where Mom is. - Oh, great ! Yes ! 708 00:45:42,950 --> 00:45:45,305 - Listen, she didn't abandon you. - No ? 709 00:45:45,390 --> 00:45:47,858 You know what I mean ? She didn't abandon you. 710 00:45:47,950 --> 00:45:49,861 - She didn't even know you were born. - Oh ! 711 00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:53,147 - They toId her that I died. - No kidding ? 712 00:45:53,230 --> 00:45:55,824 Look, JuIius, i'm in a hurry. 713 00:45:55,910 --> 00:45:59,141 - You know Sammy, who gave me this car ? - Yeah. 714 00:45:59,230 --> 00:46:02,267 You remember Sammy ? He wants me to take this car to Houston. 715 00:46:02,350 --> 00:46:05,581 - So I'm gonna be gone a coupIe of days. - Houston ? 716 00:46:05,670 --> 00:46:06,739 Hous-- 717 00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:09,503 - Hou-- No ! - You know something ? 718 00:46:09,590 --> 00:46:12,468 New Mexico's on the way to Houston. 719 00:46:12,550 --> 00:46:16,543 A Iot of pIaces are on the way to Houston. 720 00:46:16,630 --> 00:46:19,383 Use the house, make some phone caIIs. 721 00:46:19,470 --> 00:46:22,348 Throw wiId parties. Take advantage of your brother. 722 00:46:22,430 --> 00:46:25,342 We have to see this man, Traven, in New Mexico. 723 00:46:25,430 --> 00:46:28,263 - No, we don't have to see this man in New Mexico. - Yes, we do ! 724 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:31,979 And I'm coming with you. 725 00:46:36,910 --> 00:46:38,821 We'II go see the man. 726 00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:41,982 - I take a shower. I get my bags. - Get your bags. 727 00:46:42,070 --> 00:46:44,300 Be right out. Oh, boy ! 728 00:46:44,390 --> 00:46:47,427 I'II be here, bro. Okay. 729 00:46:54,950 --> 00:46:57,020 This pIace is a zoo ! 730 00:46:57,110 --> 00:47:00,261 Wait, wait. 731 00:47:02,070 --> 00:47:04,584 - Happy birthday, Vince. - Oh. 732 00:47:04,670 --> 00:47:08,379 - Happy birthday, Vince. - God. 733 00:47:08,470 --> 00:47:12,224 - It's not my birthday. Better Iate than never. - Oh. 734 00:47:12,310 --> 00:47:15,268 Look what Marnie made for JuIius. 735 00:47:15,350 --> 00:47:18,069 - You baked ? - Yeah. Is JuIius around ? 736 00:47:18,150 --> 00:47:22,780 - He's taking a shower. - I'II go give these to him. 737 00:47:22,870 --> 00:47:24,223 So-o-o ! 738 00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:27,700 - Where'd you get this car ? - Sammy. You know Sammy. 739 00:47:27,790 --> 00:47:31,783 - Where you going ? - Inside. Have some coffee ? 740 00:47:31,870 --> 00:47:35,749 You're going somewhere and you weren't even gonna say goodbye. 741 00:47:35,830 --> 00:47:38,219 [ JuIius ] * Take out your papers and your trash * 742 00:47:38,310 --> 00:47:41,188 * Or you don't get no spending cash * 743 00:47:41,270 --> 00:47:43,989 * If you don't scrub the kitchen fIoor * 744 00:47:44,070 --> 00:47:46,106 * You ain't gonna rock and roII no more * 745 00:47:46,190 --> 00:47:48,658 * Yakety-yak yakety-yak Don't taIk back * 746 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:50,263 Marnie ! 747 00:47:51,630 --> 00:47:55,259 Excuse me, but I was just taking a shower. 748 00:47:55,350 --> 00:47:57,181 Good singing. 749 00:47:57,270 --> 00:47:59,545 I baked you some cookies. 750 00:47:59,630 --> 00:48:02,463 - Cookies ? - I guess it was a dumb idea. 751 00:48:02,550 --> 00:48:06,668 No, not at aII. I'm reaIIy Iooking forward to tossing them. 752 00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:13,223 - I shouId put on some cIothes. - I'm sorry, I'II turn around. 753 00:48:13,310 --> 00:48:16,461 Linda and I just came by 'cause she baked him a cake... 754 00:48:16,550 --> 00:48:19,269 - for his birthday. - I had birthday, too. 755 00:48:19,350 --> 00:48:21,341 Oh, that's right. 756 00:48:21,430 --> 00:48:24,388 You're twins. 757 00:48:28,950 --> 00:48:30,906 Huh ? 758 00:48:30,990 --> 00:48:32,867 Whoa. 759 00:48:32,950 --> 00:48:36,386 What is it ? 760 00:48:36,470 --> 00:48:39,303 I don't know what it is, but it's worth a fortune. 761 00:48:39,390 --> 00:48:41,824 - A fortune ? That's great ! - Yeah ! 762 00:48:41,910 --> 00:48:43,741 Excuse me ! 763 00:48:45,070 --> 00:48:46,788 Excuse me. 764 00:48:46,870 --> 00:48:49,145 Never sIeep with that man, never Ioan him money... 765 00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:53,189 never beIieve a word he teIIs you. That's free advice. 766 00:48:53,270 --> 00:48:57,183 - Good morning, Agnes. - Vince ? 767 00:48:57,270 --> 00:49:00,387 I cIeaned her pipes once. Let's go have a cup of coffee. 768 00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:03,667 Vincent, I'm comin' with you. 769 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:05,900 Linda, no, you're not coming with me. 770 00:49:05,990 --> 00:49:08,060 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not coming. 771 00:49:08,150 --> 00:49:11,381 You couId get kiIIed and die and I wouIdn't know what happened. 772 00:49:11,470 --> 00:49:13,700 - No ! - You say no one more time... 773 00:49:13,790 --> 00:49:17,385 -I'm gonna teII everybody that there's-- -Shut up ! Shut up ! 774 00:49:21,110 --> 00:49:23,704 AII right. Oh, God. 775 00:49:23,790 --> 00:49:25,826 AII right, you're coming. 776 00:49:25,910 --> 00:49:29,949 But you do not teII JuIius what's in that trunk. 777 00:49:30,030 --> 00:49:32,385 He thinks we're going to Iook up our ancestors... 778 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,620 Iike in Roots or something. AII right ? 779 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:36,746 - Does this one Iook okay ? - It Iooks fine. 780 00:49:36,830 --> 00:49:40,186 It's good you didn't have to borrow his pants. 781 00:49:40,270 --> 00:49:43,626 - Marnie, guess what ? - Linda, what ? 782 00:49:43,710 --> 00:49:46,588 Vince just asked us to go to New Mexico and Texas with him. 783 00:49:46,670 --> 00:49:48,900 This is a great idea. 784 00:49:48,990 --> 00:49:52,505 - Vincent, is this true ? We aII go together ? - Yeah. 785 00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:55,787 I thought it was a great idea if we aII hopped in the car... 786 00:49:55,870 --> 00:49:57,701 and spent a few days on the road together. 787 00:49:57,790 --> 00:49:59,826 Nice shirt. 788 00:49:59,910 --> 00:50:04,859 - FeeIs great. It's aII cotton. - WeII, it breathes. 789 00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:08,704 It's okay. Come out. 790 00:50:08,790 --> 00:50:11,429 AII right. Here, Linda. 791 00:50:11,510 --> 00:50:14,786 Oh, can I ride in front with Vincent ? 792 00:50:14,870 --> 00:50:16,826 - Sure. - Thanks. 793 00:50:32,110 --> 00:50:34,101 [ Webster ] Now, Iet me see. 794 00:50:34,190 --> 00:50:36,545 I'm supposed to be giving you one of these. 795 00:50:36,630 --> 00:50:38,666 Sorry, it's my first day on the job. 796 00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:41,344 Have a nice day. 797 00:50:44,310 --> 00:50:48,383 Now, where do I find this very speciaI person... 798 00:50:48,470 --> 00:50:51,985 Mr Vince Benedict ? 799 00:51:19,390 --> 00:51:22,268 WeII, what have we here ? 800 00:51:22,350 --> 00:51:24,989 What a cute IittIe kitty. 801 00:51:25,070 --> 00:51:27,106 Where's Daddy ? 802 00:51:36,150 --> 00:51:40,541 WeII, weII, weII. Thank you very much. 803 00:51:40,630 --> 00:51:42,586 Open up, Vince. We know you're in there. 804 00:51:42,670 --> 00:51:45,104 Come on, we just wanna taIk to you. 805 00:51:45,190 --> 00:51:48,068 Howdy ! 806 00:51:49,550 --> 00:51:53,020 Who are you ? 807 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,941 It's not reaIIy important, is it ? 808 00:51:55,030 --> 00:51:56,941 I was just feeding the cat, then I was gonna Ieave. 809 00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:58,782 I asked you a question. 810 00:51:58,870 --> 00:52:01,987 - WeII, who are you ? - We're the KIane brothers. 811 00:52:02,070 --> 00:52:04,061 That's Burt, this is Morris, and I'm Bob. 812 00:52:04,150 --> 00:52:08,507 - Interesting gene pooI. - Don't cast dispersions. 813 00:52:08,590 --> 00:52:11,423 I beg your pardon. But you're Iooking for Vince Benedict. 814 00:52:11,510 --> 00:52:13,580 - Right. - Am I Vince Benedict ? 815 00:52:14,910 --> 00:52:17,026 So what difference does it make who I am ? 816 00:52:17,110 --> 00:52:20,068 - Hit him, Bobby. - Yeah. 817 00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:21,902 Hey ! AII right. 818 00:52:21,990 --> 00:52:23,901 Your brothers seem to have a probIem with their feet. 819 00:52:23,990 --> 00:52:27,266 - CouId be contagious. Bye, bye. - Ow ! Ow ! 820 00:52:27,350 --> 00:52:32,185 Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! 821 00:52:34,990 --> 00:52:37,220 - You want a doctor ? - Ow ! 822 00:52:37,310 --> 00:52:40,063 I'II caII a doctor. 823 00:53:26,230 --> 00:53:29,825 Sorry I tore your shirt. I don't know what happened. 824 00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:31,787 It's aII right. 825 00:53:31,870 --> 00:53:33,701 - JuIius ! - What ? 826 00:53:33,790 --> 00:53:36,987 - Are you aIIergic to something ? - No. 827 00:53:37,070 --> 00:53:39,903 Then why are these bumps aII over your body ? 828 00:53:39,990 --> 00:53:43,141 You're aII sweIIed up. You Iook Iike you're ready to expIode. 829 00:53:43,230 --> 00:53:46,984 Put this shirt on. There are women and chiIdren present. 830 00:53:47,070 --> 00:53:49,903 And your back, it's worse than the front. 831 00:53:49,990 --> 00:53:53,505 - It's Iike North Dakota. - You're so funny, Vincent. 832 00:53:55,550 --> 00:53:57,541 This is for the T-shirt and the sandwiches. 833 00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:03,943 - Born to be bad. - Yes, we are. 834 00:54:04,030 --> 00:54:06,225 Ooh, you're so scary. 835 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:08,380 Linda. 836 00:54:08,470 --> 00:54:10,825 Linda ! 837 00:54:10,910 --> 00:54:13,060 WeII, what do you think ? 838 00:54:13,150 --> 00:54:18,144 - Let's rock and roII. - It's his first T-shirt. 839 00:54:35,830 --> 00:54:37,786 - Honey, honey. - Yeah ? 840 00:54:37,870 --> 00:54:41,226 See if you can get us a room with a king-size bed ? 841 00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:44,143 - Right. - We'II get us settIed. We'II meet you here. 842 00:54:44,230 --> 00:54:47,825 - Okay. - Goodbye. 843 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:51,459 I don't need a king-size bed. I aIways sIeep on the fIoor. 844 00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:55,783 [ Vincent ] Uh, I don't know, JuIes. I hope this is a good idea. 845 00:54:55,870 --> 00:54:59,180 Come on. 846 00:54:59,270 --> 00:55:02,262 Now, Iook, promise me something. 847 00:55:02,350 --> 00:55:06,582 If this Professor Traven has never heard of... 848 00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:09,104 you know, Mom or us twins... 849 00:55:09,190 --> 00:55:11,943 or aII our dads or the experiment... 850 00:55:12,030 --> 00:55:14,100 you won't be upset. 851 00:55:14,190 --> 00:55:16,988 AII I want him to do is teII us the truth. 852 00:55:17,070 --> 00:55:19,823 I don't know who you are and what you're taIking about. 853 00:55:19,910 --> 00:55:23,619 Get the heII out of here before I caII security. 854 00:55:23,710 --> 00:55:28,181 WeII, that's that. On to Houston. 855 00:55:28,270 --> 00:55:31,979 - He's Iying ! - Take it easy. He said he was gonna caII security. 856 00:55:32,070 --> 00:55:35,506 For the first time in my Iife, I'm pissed off ! 857 00:55:35,590 --> 00:55:37,501 JuIius, don't do this to me. I got a car to deIiver. 858 00:55:37,590 --> 00:55:39,820 The Iast thing I need is a detour in the sIammer. 859 00:55:39,910 --> 00:55:42,504 - I'm gonna make him teII us the truth. - No ! 860 00:55:45,350 --> 00:55:47,864 That's our mother. Those are our six fathers. 861 00:55:47,950 --> 00:55:50,748 That's Werner. And that is you. 862 00:55:50,830 --> 00:55:55,460 - So start taIking. - Everything okay, Dr Traven ? 863 00:55:57,750 --> 00:56:00,139 Um, yes. It's okay. 864 00:56:00,230 --> 00:56:02,346 I'II take care of it. 865 00:56:05,510 --> 00:56:09,105 WeII, Vincent... 866 00:56:10,790 --> 00:56:12,826 you turned out just Iike I thought you wouId. 867 00:56:12,910 --> 00:56:14,787 What did you do, escape from prison ? 868 00:56:19,150 --> 00:56:21,744 How'd you know my name ? 869 00:56:23,790 --> 00:56:25,621 I named you. 870 00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:43,149 We seaIed this door the day after you were born. 871 00:56:58,150 --> 00:57:01,301 WeII, come on in. This is what you wanted to see. 872 00:57:15,110 --> 00:57:18,580 You came out first, of course. 873 00:57:18,670 --> 00:57:20,501 We weren't expecting... 874 00:57:20,590 --> 00:57:22,069 him. 875 00:57:23,430 --> 00:57:26,581 This, uh... 876 00:57:26,670 --> 00:57:28,945 must be where you made the miIk shake. 877 00:57:29,030 --> 00:57:31,942 We weren't making miIk shakes. 878 00:57:32,030 --> 00:57:35,659 We were making the most fuIIy-deveIoped human the worId has ever seen. 879 00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:39,220 But instead of just one perfect kid... 880 00:57:39,310 --> 00:57:43,508 -Mom had the two of us. Way to go, Mom ! -Wrong ! 881 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:46,900 The embryo did spIit in two, but... 882 00:57:46,990 --> 00:57:49,379 it didn't spIit equaIIy. 883 00:57:49,470 --> 00:57:53,463 AII the purity and strength went into JuIius. 884 00:57:53,550 --> 00:57:55,427 AII the crap that was Ieft over... 885 00:57:55,510 --> 00:57:58,024 went into what you see in the mirror every morning. 886 00:57:58,110 --> 00:57:59,987 Whoa. You teIIing me I'm the crap ? 887 00:58:00,070 --> 00:58:02,789 - This is not true. - Wait, JuIius. 888 00:58:02,870 --> 00:58:06,465 You're teIIing me that I am the Ieftover crap ? I'm no good ? 889 00:58:06,550 --> 00:58:09,428 - He's wrong. - Look at him. 890 00:58:11,790 --> 00:58:16,068 Are you saying that I'm a side effect ? 891 00:58:16,150 --> 00:58:19,062 You haven't got the brain power to understand this... 892 00:58:19,150 --> 00:58:22,540 and I haven't got the time. Show's over. 893 00:58:25,350 --> 00:58:27,739 Hey, dickhead. 894 00:58:27,830 --> 00:58:30,344 TeII us where our mother is. 895 00:58:30,430 --> 00:58:33,308 Um... Whispering Pines. 896 00:58:33,390 --> 00:58:36,746 It's an artists' coIony 200 miIes north of Santa Fe. 897 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:44,902 If you're Iying to me, I'II be back. 898 00:58:55,430 --> 00:58:57,421 Come on. 899 00:59:11,670 --> 00:59:15,219 My Iife just got fIushed down the toiIet. 900 00:59:15,310 --> 00:59:19,826 No, Vincent. Your Iife is just about to begin. 901 00:59:19,910 --> 00:59:22,504 I'm genetic garbage. 902 00:59:22,590 --> 00:59:26,219 We're twins. We're basicaIIy the same. 903 00:59:26,310 --> 00:59:29,985 JuIius, I know this is a touchy subject for you... 904 00:59:30,070 --> 00:59:32,584 but we don't Iook the same, we don't act the same... 905 00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:35,662 - we don't taIk the same, we don't dress the same. - I know. 906 00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:38,981 So if we're so much the same, how come we're so different ? 907 00:59:39,070 --> 00:59:41,425 We had six fathers. 908 00:59:41,510 --> 00:59:44,183 We're different parts of a Iot of different peopIe. 909 00:59:44,270 --> 00:59:46,704 Yeah ? 910 00:59:46,790 --> 00:59:50,703 Don't forget. I was taken to a beautifuI isIand. 911 00:59:50,790 --> 00:59:53,543 I was Ioved. I was protected, educated. 912 00:59:53,630 --> 00:59:56,747 You had nobody, Vincent. 913 00:59:56,830 --> 01:00:00,379 Nobody to Iove you, to trust you, to encourage you. 914 01:00:00,470 --> 01:00:03,268 AII Iife taught you was that the onIy person you... 915 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:06,262 couId count on was yourseIf. 916 01:00:11,430 --> 01:00:15,184 You see, Vincent... 917 01:00:15,270 --> 01:00:18,706 you're the missing part of my Iife. 918 01:00:18,790 --> 01:00:21,748 And I'm the missing part of your Iife. 919 01:00:21,830 --> 01:00:23,866 When we find Mama... 920 01:00:23,950 --> 01:00:26,339 we can fiII the missing part of hers. 921 01:00:29,030 --> 01:00:31,863 We won't be aIone any more. 922 01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:35,420 We can be a famiIy. 923 01:00:40,710 --> 01:00:43,178 A famiIy ? 924 01:00:43,270 --> 01:00:45,101 Yes. 925 01:00:47,270 --> 01:00:49,830 You mean, Iike, with a Christmas tree... 926 01:00:49,910 --> 01:00:51,980 and Thanksgiving dinner ? 927 01:00:52,070 --> 01:00:53,901 And a reaI home... 928 01:00:53,990 --> 01:00:58,188 where you'II aIways be weIcome. 929 01:00:58,270 --> 01:01:00,306 AIways ? 930 01:01:00,390 --> 01:01:04,224 Even when you've been bad. 931 01:01:11,150 --> 01:01:13,141 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 932 01:01:13,230 --> 01:01:15,141 Yeah, yeah, ooh. 933 01:01:15,230 --> 01:01:18,222 Yes, um-mm. Oh, Iook. 934 01:01:18,310 --> 01:01:21,382 - Is this reaIIy necessary ? - Yes, of course it's necessary. 935 01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:24,826 I'm not going to introduce you to my mother Iooking Iike a goat herder from AIbania. 936 01:01:24,910 --> 01:01:26,787 You need cIothes. 937 01:01:26,870 --> 01:01:29,509 - But I feeI fine the way I am. - But you Iook Iike a-- 938 01:01:29,590 --> 01:01:32,741 - HeIIo, can I heIp you ? - Do I Iook Iike I need heIp ? 939 01:01:32,830 --> 01:01:35,742 Here's the probIem. We gotta do a whoIe ensembIe. 940 01:01:45,830 --> 01:01:49,903 -Do I Iook okay ? -You Iook better. Let's put it that way. 941 01:01:49,990 --> 01:01:51,867 You know what we have to do, JuIes ? 942 01:01:51,950 --> 01:01:54,145 We gotta work on the way you're waIking. 943 01:01:54,230 --> 01:01:57,745 You Iook a IittIe stiff. You ever see Frankenstein ? 944 01:01:57,830 --> 01:02:00,219 - I read the book. - That's not gonna heIp. 945 01:02:00,310 --> 01:02:04,508 When you waIk, you gotta waIk Iike you're moving to music... 946 01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:06,421 and I don't mean a miIitary march. 947 01:02:06,510 --> 01:02:09,263 Like, you know, Aretha FrankIin and Otis Redding... 948 01:02:09,350 --> 01:02:11,784 and WiIson Pickett, a coupIe of white peopIe. 949 01:02:11,870 --> 01:02:14,179 - Like this ? - Yeah. Bop ! That's it. 950 01:02:14,270 --> 01:02:16,943 - Yeah, Ioose ! - Oh, I Iike that. 951 01:02:17,030 --> 01:02:19,988 I got something for you. Try these on. 952 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:23,187 - SungIasses ? - Yeah, here you go. 953 01:02:25,670 --> 01:02:28,468 Now, that's it. There. Yeah ! 954 01:02:28,550 --> 01:02:31,462 That's it. Yeah ! 955 01:02:31,550 --> 01:02:33,381 - Whoops ! - Whoa ! 956 01:02:33,470 --> 01:02:37,383 - Do I Iook cooI now ? - Mr Ice. 957 01:02:37,470 --> 01:02:40,428 Yeah, just breeze on through. Yeah ! 958 01:02:40,510 --> 01:02:43,946 [ Vincent ] * Tonight * 959 01:02:44,030 --> 01:02:45,907 * Tonight's the night * 960 01:02:45,990 --> 01:02:48,299 * It's gonna be a good night, bro * 961 01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:51,109 * And everything's gonna happen, bro * 962 01:02:51,190 --> 01:02:53,226 * And you take her in your arms * 963 01:02:53,310 --> 01:02:55,824 * And you pIant a good one on her... ho * 964 01:02:55,910 --> 01:02:57,741 * Tonight's the night * 965 01:02:57,830 --> 01:02:59,661 * Tonight, tonight, tonight * 966 01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:01,581 * Tonight is your night, bro * 967 01:03:01,670 --> 01:03:03,581 * Tonight is your night, bro * 968 01:03:03,670 --> 01:03:06,389 * Tonight is your night, bro * 969 01:03:06,470 --> 01:03:08,779 Yeah, it's your night, bro ! 970 01:03:08,870 --> 01:03:10,747 * Oh yeah, bro You're gonna do it * 971 01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,786 * You're gonna cut it * 972 01:03:12,870 --> 01:03:14,986 You're making me nervous ! 973 01:03:15,070 --> 01:03:17,220 - WeII, you're nervous. - You've got to heIp me. 974 01:03:17,310 --> 01:03:19,266 - What ? - I've never been out on a date before. 975 01:03:19,350 --> 01:03:21,420 - That's okay. - I don't know what to do. 976 01:03:21,510 --> 01:03:24,786 WeII, you taIk to her. You buy her a coupIe of drinks. 977 01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:26,701 * You dance with her, bro * 978 01:03:26,790 --> 01:03:30,385 * You gonna dance with ** 979 01:03:30,470 --> 01:03:32,222 You dance ? 980 01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:40,302 - Oh, you probabIy never did that before, either. - No. 981 01:03:40,390 --> 01:03:42,221 Oh, weII, Iook. 982 01:03:42,310 --> 01:03:44,187 AII right. 983 01:03:44,270 --> 01:03:47,103 The first thing is, JuIes... 984 01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:49,260 forget about disco. 985 01:03:49,350 --> 01:03:52,103 - Right ? No disco. - No disco. 986 01:03:52,190 --> 01:03:55,580 When I reaIIy wanna romance a girI... 987 01:03:55,670 --> 01:03:57,786 I waItz with her. 988 01:03:57,870 --> 01:04:01,260 * Rah-tah-tah Rah-tah-tah * 989 01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:03,545 - You mean, Iike Strauss ? - Yeah. 990 01:04:03,630 --> 01:04:06,463 It turns 'em into putty in your hands. 991 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:08,666 * Rump-bump-bum DiddiIIy-ump-bump * 992 01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:12,789 * Rump-bump-bum, Rump-bump-bum Rump-bump-bum * 993 01:04:12,870 --> 01:04:15,384 Come on, Iet's assume the dance position. 994 01:04:15,470 --> 01:04:17,506 I'II give you a coupIe of pointers. 995 01:04:17,590 --> 01:04:19,581 - I reaIIy appreciate that. - Come on. Let's go. 996 01:04:19,670 --> 01:04:21,740 I hope nobody's Iooking in the window. 997 01:04:21,830 --> 01:04:23,707 Come on, Iike this. Here you go. 998 01:04:23,790 --> 01:04:27,305 Put your feet by my feet. Come on. Let's go. 999 01:04:28,350 --> 01:04:30,818 By my feet... 1000 01:04:30,910 --> 01:04:32,980 not on my feet. Thanks very much. 1001 01:04:33,070 --> 01:04:35,709 - Sorry, Vincent. - Minor oversight. 1002 01:04:35,790 --> 01:04:37,860 Grab my hand. Come on. 1003 01:04:37,950 --> 01:04:41,067 Yeow ! Ah ! Ease up ! 1004 01:04:41,150 --> 01:04:44,825 - Tiny bit. Let the bIood fIow through the fingers. - Oh, Iike Ioose ? 1005 01:04:44,910 --> 01:04:47,140 - See, come on. That's it, reIax. - I'm just nervous. 1006 01:04:47,230 --> 01:04:50,381 Okay, one, two, three. One, two, three. 1007 01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:52,779 - One, two, three. - One, two, three. 1008 01:04:52,870 --> 01:04:54,747 - One, two, three. - Don't, no. 1009 01:04:54,830 --> 01:04:56,786 -One, two, three. -See what you're doing with your teeth ? 1010 01:04:56,870 --> 01:04:59,703 You're grinding them. Don't grind your teeth. 1011 01:04:59,790 --> 01:05:02,304 Don't grind your teeth. 1012 01:05:02,390 --> 01:05:04,620 ReIax your jaws, yeah. 1013 01:05:04,710 --> 01:05:08,464 Now try to count without moving your Iips, aII right ? 1014 01:05:08,550 --> 01:05:11,986 - One, two, three. - One, two, three. 1015 01:05:12,070 --> 01:05:14,504 See ? That's it. You're not wrestIing a boar... 1016 01:05:14,590 --> 01:05:17,741 300 miIes south, southwest of Fiji. 1017 01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:23,223 * If I die for this dance * 1018 01:05:23,310 --> 01:05:25,380 * HoId you and taIk of * 1019 01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:28,382 * Romance * 1020 01:05:28,470 --> 01:05:30,859 * I've never been Iucky * 1021 01:05:30,950 --> 01:05:34,909 * I've got to take a chance * 1022 01:05:34,990 --> 01:05:39,984 * I'm caught up in some kind of trance * 1023 01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:44,860 * And yes I wouId die for this dance * 1024 01:05:47,670 --> 01:05:50,230 * Where did you come from * 1025 01:05:50,310 --> 01:05:52,585 * Out of nowhere it seems * 1026 01:05:52,670 --> 01:05:55,628 - * May be an angeI * - Good, JuIes. 1027 01:05:55,710 --> 01:05:58,588 * SmiIing on me * 1028 01:05:58,670 --> 01:06:00,547 * I know it's crazy * 1029 01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:03,098 * You've taken my heart * 1030 01:06:03,190 --> 01:06:05,465 * I'II never Ieave you * 1031 01:06:05,550 --> 01:06:07,780 * You're my missing part * 1032 01:06:07,870 --> 01:06:12,546 * Yes I'd die for this dance * 1033 01:06:12,630 --> 01:06:19,183 * HoId you and taIk of romance * 1034 01:06:19,270 --> 01:06:24,867 * I've never been Iucky I've got to take a chance * 1035 01:06:24,950 --> 01:06:27,942 Yeah ! 1036 01:06:28,030 --> 01:06:31,545 * I'm caught up in some kind of trance * 1037 01:06:31,630 --> 01:06:37,500 * Yes I wouId die for this dance ** 1038 01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:56,387 Way to go, JuIes ! 1039 01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:58,381 Ahhh ! 1040 01:07:00,630 --> 01:07:02,985 Did you know they had beer in Ancient Egypt ? 1041 01:07:03,070 --> 01:07:04,947 - Oh, yeah ? - No. 1042 01:07:05,030 --> 01:07:08,989 It was actuaIIy the Assyrians that deveIoped the beer. 1043 01:07:09,070 --> 01:07:12,779 The Egyptians were the first to perfect the maIt process. 1044 01:07:12,870 --> 01:07:17,227 - You know a Iot about beer. - He knows about everything. 1045 01:07:17,310 --> 01:07:19,778 It's aII from books. UntiI tonight, I've never had a beer. 1046 01:07:21,230 --> 01:07:24,859 AII theory, no practise. The story of my Iife. 1047 01:07:24,950 --> 01:07:29,341 - Awww ! - We're gonna change aII that. 1048 01:07:29,430 --> 01:07:31,261 Aren't we, Marnie ? 1049 01:07:32,470 --> 01:07:34,426 - Marnie. - What ? 1050 01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:36,819 Am I shit-faced yet ? 1051 01:07:39,430 --> 01:07:43,343 Excuse me, but... my back teeth are fIoating. 1052 01:07:45,510 --> 01:07:49,788 Excuse me, I have to check if my back teeth are fIoating. 1053 01:07:49,870 --> 01:07:51,667 Good shot. 1054 01:07:54,590 --> 01:07:57,502 Woo-hoo ! Ooo ! 1055 01:07:59,230 --> 01:08:03,701 Oh, God. We both fIushed at the same time before we did it. 1056 01:08:05,390 --> 01:08:08,621 Yeah, right. Woo-hoo ! 1057 01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:11,668 Hey, JuIes. Marnie's got the hots for you, babe. 1058 01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:13,627 Tonight is your Iucky night. I know it. 1059 01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:17,544 - I don't think Marnie Iikes me. - You kidding ? Piece of cake. 1060 01:08:17,630 --> 01:08:20,383 This woman is ripe. You're nervous... 1061 01:08:20,470 --> 01:08:22,745 because it's your first time. PerfectIy naturaI. 1062 01:08:25,110 --> 01:08:26,941 ReaIIy. 1063 01:08:30,270 --> 01:08:33,228 Were you nervous the first time ? 1064 01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:38,619 I was 12 years oId and she was a nun. TaIk about pressure. 1065 01:08:40,190 --> 01:08:42,021 Whoa ! 1066 01:08:42,110 --> 01:08:43,941 Come on, hit 'em. 1067 01:08:44,030 --> 01:08:45,861 - What ? - Hit 'em, hit 'em. 1068 01:08:45,950 --> 01:08:48,225 Oh, hit 'em, hit 'em. 1069 01:08:48,310 --> 01:08:50,221 JuIius... 1070 01:08:50,310 --> 01:08:53,905 you know... 1071 01:08:53,990 --> 01:08:57,460 JuIius, I have to admit this. 1072 01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:00,622 Since you and I first met, uh... 1073 01:09:00,710 --> 01:09:02,940 my Iife has been just getting better and better. 1074 01:09:03,030 --> 01:09:06,261 Mine, too. 1075 01:09:06,350 --> 01:09:08,181 I'm so happy, Vincent. 1076 01:09:08,270 --> 01:09:10,545 I feeI Iike sometimes, Iike... 1077 01:09:10,630 --> 01:09:12,939 - picking you up and hug you... - Whoa ! 1078 01:09:13,030 --> 01:09:15,021 and hug you, hug you, hug you. 1079 01:09:18,310 --> 01:09:20,141 Hey, he's my brother. 1080 01:09:20,230 --> 01:09:23,188 Oh, Iay off the beer, JuIius. 1081 01:09:32,070 --> 01:09:35,506 Did you teII anyone we were coming to Santa Fe ? 1082 01:09:35,590 --> 01:09:38,229 I caIIed work and toId them we wouIdn't be in for a few days. 1083 01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:42,380 Oh, I forgot to teII you we were fired. 1084 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:45,587 - Oh, no. - You hated that job. 1085 01:09:45,670 --> 01:09:48,423 - Nice of your boss to teII us where we couId find you. - Oh, no. 1086 01:09:48,510 --> 01:09:53,709 Hi, girIs, you don't mind if we join you and Iisten to some music. 1087 01:09:55,270 --> 01:10:00,105 The KIane boys. What an unpIeasant surprise. 1088 01:10:00,190 --> 01:10:03,546 Vince, this has gone way beyond... 1089 01:10:03,630 --> 01:10:06,827 - a case of simpIe Ioan deIinquency. - We don't Iike being shot. 1090 01:10:06,910 --> 01:10:09,902 Shot ? Who shot you ? 1091 01:10:09,990 --> 01:10:12,345 - What do you want ? - We want to take Vince... 1092 01:10:12,430 --> 01:10:16,105 - out to the parking Iot and kiII him. - Ohhh, owww ! 1093 01:10:16,190 --> 01:10:19,341 Don't you think that's a IittIe drastic ? 1094 01:10:19,430 --> 01:10:21,068 Let's go. 1095 01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:23,061 Don't touch him. 1096 01:10:24,390 --> 01:10:26,028 Ohhh ! 1097 01:10:26,110 --> 01:10:28,863 Hey, big feIIa. 1098 01:10:28,950 --> 01:10:31,225 You wouIdn't want me to hurt the IoveIy Iady, wouId you ? 1099 01:10:31,310 --> 01:10:33,983 You moved too soon. 1100 01:10:35,310 --> 01:10:39,019 - What ? - The second ruIe in a crisis: 1101 01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:41,749 Uh-oh. He's startin' that funny taIk, again. 1102 01:10:43,110 --> 01:10:45,101 If you choose to bIuff... 1103 01:10:45,190 --> 01:10:47,146 you must be prepared to have your bIuff caIIed. 1104 01:10:47,230 --> 01:10:49,949 This is no bIuff. 1105 01:10:50,030 --> 01:10:52,260 These are my cousins, Sam and Dave. 1106 01:10:52,350 --> 01:10:54,625 Get these jerks outta here. 1107 01:11:08,510 --> 01:11:12,264 I'm so proud of you. I Iove when you hit peopIe. 1108 01:11:13,990 --> 01:11:16,345 You got a Iot of ruIes, JuIes. 1109 01:11:24,670 --> 01:11:26,820 [ JuIius ] What a day. 1110 01:11:26,910 --> 01:11:30,346 First we visited our birthpIace... 1111 01:11:30,430 --> 01:11:32,386 then we bought new cIothes. 1112 01:11:32,470 --> 01:11:36,019 I got a bucket of ice and a very good bottIe of wine. 1113 01:11:36,110 --> 01:11:39,500 - Then we danced the waItz. - Yes, we did. 1114 01:11:39,590 --> 01:11:42,582 - It's too bright. - Then we got into a fight. 1115 01:11:42,670 --> 01:11:46,504 - We have this beautifuI room. - Perfect. Yes, it is beautifuI. 1116 01:11:46,590 --> 01:11:48,740 Life just doesn't get better than this. 1117 01:11:48,830 --> 01:11:52,743 - Oh, yes, it does. Good night. - Where are you going ? 1118 01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:56,186 I'm gonna go tuck Linda in and maybe read her a bedtime story. 1119 01:11:56,270 --> 01:11:59,307 Don't wait up for me. [ ChuckIe ] 1120 01:11:59,390 --> 01:12:04,510 * Tonight is your night, bro * 1121 01:12:04,590 --> 01:12:06,421 * It's your night, bro * 1122 01:12:07,790 --> 01:12:09,826 [ Knocking ] 1123 01:12:09,910 --> 01:12:11,821 Oh, Vincent, you Iocked yourseIf out. 1124 01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:13,901 I-- 1125 01:12:13,990 --> 01:12:16,026 - Marnie. - Hi. 1126 01:12:16,110 --> 01:12:17,941 - Hi. - Vince and Linda wanna be aIone... 1127 01:12:18,030 --> 01:12:21,147 so I'm afraid I'm gonna have to stay here tonight. 1128 01:12:21,230 --> 01:12:25,428 - You mean you're gonna sIeep here tonight ? - Uh-huh. 1129 01:12:25,510 --> 01:12:28,343 Which bed shouId I take ? 1130 01:12:30,630 --> 01:12:32,905 Either bed wiII be fine. 1131 01:12:32,990 --> 01:12:34,821 I aIways sIeep on the fIoo-- 1132 01:12:43,950 --> 01:12:47,306 - Good night. - Good night. 1133 01:12:59,150 --> 01:13:03,029 JuIius. 1134 01:13:06,270 --> 01:13:09,740 - Good night. - Good night. 1135 01:13:25,350 --> 01:13:27,989 - Oh, no. - What ? 1136 01:13:29,350 --> 01:13:32,899 - What's the matter ? - This bed is Iumpy. 1137 01:13:38,190 --> 01:13:41,262 You mind if I share the fIoor with you ? 1138 01:14:07,630 --> 01:14:11,145 You're teasing me, aren't you ? 1139 01:14:11,230 --> 01:14:13,539 A IittIe. 1140 01:14:15,950 --> 01:14:20,148 What do I do now ? 1141 01:14:23,150 --> 01:14:25,061 We'II figure it out. 1142 01:14:27,870 --> 01:14:30,828 - Oh, Vince. - * Tonight is our night, bro * 1143 01:14:30,910 --> 01:14:33,663 Why are you doing that now ? 1144 01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:35,581 Mom hasn't seen me in aII these years. 1145 01:14:35,670 --> 01:14:37,900 I wanna Iook my best. 1146 01:14:37,990 --> 01:14:41,062 - * Tonight * - Your mom's gonna Iove you whatever you Iook Iike. 1147 01:14:41,150 --> 01:14:42,981 And you Iook reaIIy good. 1148 01:14:43,070 --> 01:14:45,379 I know, I know, I know, I know. 1149 01:14:45,470 --> 01:14:49,429 So Iike this. One, two, three. 1150 01:14:49,510 --> 01:14:51,341 Are you a IittIe nervous ? 1151 01:14:51,430 --> 01:14:53,261 27, 28, no, 29. 1152 01:14:53,350 --> 01:14:55,784 - Just a IittIe. - Nine, ten. 1153 01:14:55,870 --> 01:14:57,701 - Linda. - What ? 1154 01:14:57,790 --> 01:15:01,624 Like, what if she's disappointed in me ? 1155 01:15:01,710 --> 01:15:04,429 If she's disappointed, then she's a fake. 1156 01:15:04,510 --> 01:15:07,627 I don't know what eIse a mom couId want in a son. 1157 01:15:07,710 --> 01:15:10,543 - Huh ? - You're right. 1158 01:15:10,630 --> 01:15:13,428 You're right, you're right. Why am I worried ? 1159 01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:15,341 - What am I worried about ? - I don't know. 1160 01:15:15,430 --> 01:15:17,307 You got it aII. 1161 01:15:17,390 --> 01:15:22,703 - I couIdn't do this without you, Linda. - Yeah. 1162 01:15:22,790 --> 01:15:25,429 You know, I've been thinking... 1163 01:15:25,510 --> 01:15:28,866 - that when we get back... - Yeah ? 1164 01:15:28,950 --> 01:15:31,100 I think we shouId move in together. 1165 01:15:31,190 --> 01:15:33,021 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1166 01:15:33,110 --> 01:15:35,340 - Oh, no, no. - It's not Oh, no. 1167 01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:37,341 - It's not no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1168 01:15:37,430 --> 01:15:39,580 I don't want to get married and it's not that I wanna... 1169 01:15:39,670 --> 01:15:42,025 keep track of you, because I don't need to. 1170 01:15:42,110 --> 01:15:45,386 I just wanna Iive with you. 1171 01:15:45,470 --> 01:15:47,904 It'd be fun. 1172 01:15:47,990 --> 01:15:50,902 Linda, Iook at me. 1173 01:15:50,990 --> 01:15:52,901 Do I Iook Iike somebody who couId pIay house ? 1174 01:15:52,990 --> 01:15:55,902 I'm cranky in the morning, I'm grouchy in the afternoon... 1175 01:15:55,990 --> 01:15:58,299 I'm moody at night, I'm Iike miserabIe. 1176 01:15:58,390 --> 01:16:00,620 I know what you're Iike. 1177 01:16:00,710 --> 01:16:04,623 Let's sIeep on it, okay ? SIeep on it. 1178 01:16:04,710 --> 01:16:07,019 - Okay, one night. - This is going to be great. 1179 01:16:07,110 --> 01:16:10,705 Tomorrow I'm taking my best girI to meet my mom. I'm so excited. 1180 01:16:10,790 --> 01:16:14,260 - Your best girI ? - Yeah, you, you. 1181 01:16:14,350 --> 01:16:17,660 - Linda, there's no other girIs. Not any more. - Yeah ? 1182 01:16:17,750 --> 01:16:21,868 - Just you. - There better not be. Know why ? 1183 01:16:21,950 --> 01:16:27,024 - Why ? - * 'Cause I onIy have eyes for you * 1184 01:16:31,190 --> 01:16:33,067 - That sounds famiIiar. - It's a good song. 1185 01:16:33,150 --> 01:16:34,981 You Iike that song, huh ? 1186 01:16:35,070 --> 01:16:39,825 * And I onIy have eyes * 1187 01:16:39,910 --> 01:16:46,668 * For you she-bop she-bop * 1188 01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:48,581 * She-bop she-bop * 1189 01:16:50,910 --> 01:16:52,389 * She-bop she-bop * 1190 01:16:52,470 --> 01:16:59,023 * I onIy have eyes for you She-bop she-bop * 1191 01:17:00,310 --> 01:17:02,619 * She-bop she-bop * 1192 01:17:02,710 --> 01:17:05,668 * Just for you She-bop she-bop ** 1193 01:17:17,110 --> 01:17:20,307 Oh, it's huge. 1194 01:17:20,390 --> 01:17:22,221 Oh, it's beautifuI. 1195 01:17:22,310 --> 01:17:24,141 Not to mention vaIuabIe. 1196 01:17:24,230 --> 01:17:26,539 ReaI estate Iike this is worth a fortune. 1197 01:17:26,630 --> 01:17:28,507 You mustn't aIways think about money. 1198 01:17:28,590 --> 01:17:30,706 You got me aII wrong, JuIius. 1199 01:17:30,790 --> 01:17:32,223 [ Ringing ] 1200 01:17:32,310 --> 01:17:35,188 I'm just saying it's nice Mom's Ioaded. 1201 01:17:35,270 --> 01:17:38,546 That's a worry she won't have to have in her oId age. 1202 01:17:38,630 --> 01:17:40,461 HeIIo, can I heIp you ? 1203 01:17:40,550 --> 01:17:43,144 - Yes, yes, yes. - Oh, um, excuse me. 1204 01:17:43,230 --> 01:17:44,982 We are Iooking for Mary Ann Benedict, pIease. 1205 01:17:45,070 --> 01:17:47,459 I'm sorry, but that's not possibIe. 1206 01:17:47,550 --> 01:17:49,700 Look, we've come a Iong way. 1207 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:53,578 And beIieve me, she's gonna be very happy to see us. 1208 01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:57,663 You're gonna have to write to the Benedict Foundation stating your business. 1209 01:17:57,750 --> 01:17:59,661 I'm sorry. Good day. 1210 01:18:04,190 --> 01:18:08,263 - Foundation ? - MiIIions, JuIius. 1211 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:10,102 Mama's rich. We gotta go see her. 1212 01:18:10,190 --> 01:18:11,782 Buckaroos. 1213 01:18:11,870 --> 01:18:14,145 - Let's get in there. We gotta taIk to her. - We sneak in. 1214 01:18:14,230 --> 01:18:16,539 - How is it ? - Yeah, it's cIear. Throw me over. 1215 01:18:16,630 --> 01:18:18,507 Okay. 1216 01:18:21,630 --> 01:18:24,428 Vince ? Vince, are you okay ? 1217 01:18:24,510 --> 01:18:26,341 Yeah, shut up. Come on, come on. 1218 01:18:49,150 --> 01:18:51,027 What a IoveIy day. 1219 01:18:54,790 --> 01:18:58,988 Hey, Vincent, don't you think this is Mama ? 1220 01:18:59,070 --> 01:19:03,348 It couId be. Yeah. 1221 01:19:03,430 --> 01:19:06,502 Don't just stand there. Go introduce yourseIves. 1222 01:19:06,590 --> 01:19:07,739 Hey ! 1223 01:19:07,830 --> 01:19:11,186 - ShouId you peopIe be here ? - Uh-oh. 1224 01:19:11,270 --> 01:19:15,024 That depends on how you feeI personaIIy about trespassing. 1225 01:19:15,110 --> 01:19:17,578 Does he aIways try to be funny Iike that ? 1226 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:21,504 - We're Iooking for Miss Mary Ann Benedict. - Yeah. 1227 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:24,866 - Is she here ? - Yeah, she's here. 1228 01:19:24,950 --> 01:19:27,339 She's here ! 1229 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:30,069 Sneaking in Iike that, I shouId caII the poIice. 1230 01:19:30,150 --> 01:19:32,300 No, no, no. You don't want to do anything Iike that. 1231 01:19:32,390 --> 01:19:36,668 This is not your everyday, average situation. 1232 01:19:44,270 --> 01:19:46,579 She's our mother, is the thing. 1233 01:19:46,670 --> 01:19:49,104 - We're her sons. - Twin sons. 1234 01:19:52,030 --> 01:19:54,180 You're comedians. 1235 01:19:54,270 --> 01:19:56,625 - No. - No. We-- 1236 01:19:56,710 --> 01:19:58,826 We're kind of a surprise. 1237 01:19:58,910 --> 01:20:02,664 I'II bet you are. FoIIow me. 1238 01:20:08,230 --> 01:20:11,188 - We were right. - It is her. 1239 01:20:17,910 --> 01:20:19,866 Excuse me. 1240 01:20:21,550 --> 01:20:23,586 - We thought that this is-- - Mary Ann Benedict ? 1241 01:20:23,670 --> 01:20:26,503 This is an artists' coIony. There are a Iot of painters. 1242 01:20:26,590 --> 01:20:30,060 Come on. 1243 01:20:31,510 --> 01:20:33,785 I can't wait to meet her. 1244 01:20:33,870 --> 01:20:35,861 - Yeah. - It's gotta be amazing. 1245 01:20:35,950 --> 01:20:38,783 Look. Mary Ann Benedict never understood... 1246 01:20:38,870 --> 01:20:41,430 why peopIe wanted to buy her paintings. 1247 01:20:41,510 --> 01:20:44,388 But for a brief period, they were considered vaIuabIe. 1248 01:20:44,470 --> 01:20:47,701 She used the money to buy Whispering Pines. 1249 01:20:49,630 --> 01:20:51,700 May I ask you a question ? 1250 01:20:51,790 --> 01:20:55,624 Why do you keep referring to her in the past tense ? 1251 01:20:55,710 --> 01:20:58,383 Because... 1252 01:20:58,470 --> 01:21:00,745 she passed away some time ago. 1253 01:21:02,470 --> 01:21:04,779 She passed-- 1254 01:21:04,870 --> 01:21:07,987 You jus-- You just said she was here. 1255 01:21:08,070 --> 01:21:12,268 I meant, her spirit. Her spirit is aIways here. 1256 01:21:15,830 --> 01:21:17,309 Come on. 1257 01:21:41,350 --> 01:21:44,740 Can we get the heII out of here, pIease ? 1258 01:21:47,150 --> 01:21:49,789 [ Mary Ann ] Those damn reaI estate deveIopers ! 1259 01:21:49,870 --> 01:21:53,180 They won't be happy untiI they turn this into a goIf course. 1260 01:21:53,270 --> 01:21:55,738 Oh, is that who they were ? 1261 01:21:55,830 --> 01:21:58,503 They're shameIess. They'II try anything. 1262 01:22:00,430 --> 01:22:04,059 Do you know those men cIaim to be my twin sons ? 1263 01:22:04,150 --> 01:22:06,266 - If you can beIieve that ! - What ? 1264 01:22:06,350 --> 01:22:08,910 It was reaIIy quite upsetting. 1265 01:22:08,990 --> 01:22:11,140 Mary Ann, I am sorry. 1266 01:22:11,230 --> 01:22:13,380 It's aII right. It doesn't matter. 1267 01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:15,620 You get over things. 1268 01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:20,184 I did have a chiId once. 1269 01:22:20,270 --> 01:22:22,989 But he died at birth. 1270 01:22:28,510 --> 01:22:31,183 [ Linda ] You shouId be proud of her. 1271 01:22:31,270 --> 01:22:33,386 She donates her house, Iand... 1272 01:22:33,470 --> 01:22:35,779 and aII her paintings to young artists. 1273 01:22:35,870 --> 01:22:38,748 Linda, do I Iook Iike a young artist ? 1274 01:22:38,830 --> 01:22:41,867 - AII she meant-- - I know what she meant, and why she's here. 1275 01:22:41,950 --> 01:22:44,339 It's got nothing to do with finding my mother... 1276 01:22:44,430 --> 01:22:46,421 and everything to do with money. 1277 01:22:46,510 --> 01:22:50,264 - That's not true and you know it. - BuIIshit ! 1278 01:22:50,350 --> 01:22:53,262 Take it easy, Vincent. This is not her fauIt. 1279 01:22:53,350 --> 01:22:56,069 Look who decided to chime in ! 1280 01:22:56,150 --> 01:22:57,981 The creature from the BIack Lagoon. 1281 01:22:58,070 --> 01:23:00,220 I shouId've had my head examined Iistening to you. 1282 01:23:00,310 --> 01:23:02,221 A deaI-of-a-Iifetime opportunity... 1283 01:23:02,310 --> 01:23:04,904 and I'm out Iooking for a dead mother. 1284 01:23:04,990 --> 01:23:07,868 - AII I wanted was to make us into a famiIy. - FamiIy, my butt ! 1285 01:23:07,950 --> 01:23:10,066 There's no famiIy here. 1286 01:23:10,150 --> 01:23:12,903 There's nothin' here except me and three Iosers. 1287 01:23:12,990 --> 01:23:15,060 I don't know why I Iisten to peopIe. 1288 01:23:15,150 --> 01:23:17,380 - I don't know why I do it. - Cut it out. 1289 01:23:17,470 --> 01:23:19,347 Vince ! 1290 01:23:19,430 --> 01:23:21,261 - I'm Ieaving. - No, stop ! 1291 01:23:21,350 --> 01:23:23,341 Stop ! What are you doing ? 1292 01:23:23,430 --> 01:23:26,024 You're acting Iike a fourth-grader. 1293 01:23:26,110 --> 01:23:29,068 Where do you think you're going ? 1294 01:23:29,150 --> 01:23:32,267 He dumped us in the middIe of New Mexico. 1295 01:23:32,350 --> 01:23:34,545 I can't-- 1296 01:23:34,630 --> 01:23:36,461 JuIius ! 1297 01:23:36,550 --> 01:23:38,859 You don't know this... 1298 01:23:38,950 --> 01:23:41,623 and I promised Vince that I wouIdn't teII you... 1299 01:23:41,710 --> 01:23:45,339 but he's got something in the trunk that's worth miIIions. 1300 01:23:45,430 --> 01:23:49,981 I'm worried he's gonna get himseIf kiIIed deIivering it. 1301 01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:56,744 [ Vince ] Okay, yeah. Yes, Mr Beetroot. 1302 01:23:56,830 --> 01:24:01,142 Yeah, I'II find it. Yeah. 1303 01:24:01,230 --> 01:24:03,107 Yes, I have a map. 1304 01:24:03,190 --> 01:24:05,226 AII right. I'II see you there. 1305 01:24:05,310 --> 01:24:07,380 See you in Houston in the morning. 1306 01:24:07,470 --> 01:24:09,859 I'II be Iooking forward to it. 1307 01:24:09,950 --> 01:24:12,418 What a coincidence. 1308 01:24:12,510 --> 01:24:14,387 That was our friend. 1309 01:24:14,470 --> 01:24:17,667 Looks Iike I'm gonna be doing business with... him. 1310 01:24:17,750 --> 01:24:19,024 Sorry. 1311 01:24:19,110 --> 01:24:21,340 I wouId have done the same thing. 1312 01:24:21,430 --> 01:24:24,706 You want the merchandise. It's not your probIem who deIivers. 1313 01:24:24,790 --> 01:24:26,542 PreciseIy. 1314 01:24:31,950 --> 01:24:34,589 But how wiII you find him ? 1315 01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:36,501 I have him in my head. 1316 01:24:36,590 --> 01:24:40,185 I found him once, I'II find him again. 1317 01:24:40,270 --> 01:24:42,500 I hope so. Bye. 1318 01:24:42,590 --> 01:24:44,740 Be carefuI. 1319 01:24:44,830 --> 01:24:47,139 * Brother to brother * 1320 01:24:49,790 --> 01:24:51,781 * Brother to brother * 1321 01:24:54,750 --> 01:24:56,661 * One to another * 1322 01:24:56,750 --> 01:24:59,583 * Like no other * 1323 01:24:59,670 --> 01:25:03,629 * Brother to brother Brother to brother * 1324 01:25:03,710 --> 01:25:06,270 * Never knew you existed * 1325 01:25:06,350 --> 01:25:08,500 * Never saw you in my dreams * 1326 01:25:08,590 --> 01:25:10,740 * If there were signs I must've missed 'em * 1327 01:25:10,830 --> 01:25:13,185 * Who wouId I beIieve * 1328 01:25:13,270 --> 01:25:15,465 * Now aII of a sudden * 1329 01:25:15,550 --> 01:25:17,541 * We're sharing this skin * 1330 01:25:17,630 --> 01:25:20,064 * Like a shadow you stick to me * 1331 01:25:20,150 --> 01:25:22,505 * Through every jam I'm in * 1332 01:25:22,590 --> 01:25:25,058 * Brother to brother * 1333 01:25:25,150 --> 01:25:28,984 * You took me by the hand brother to brother * 1334 01:25:29,070 --> 01:25:32,699 * You heIped me understand one to another * 1335 01:25:32,790 --> 01:25:35,782 * There'II never be another No, no * 1336 01:25:35,870 --> 01:25:38,065 * Brother to brother my brother * 1337 01:25:38,150 --> 01:25:40,744 * Brother to brother my brother * 1338 01:25:40,830 --> 01:25:45,620 * When I feIt Iike a zero * 1339 01:25:46,870 --> 01:25:49,987 * You became my hero * 1340 01:25:50,070 --> 01:25:52,379 * One to another * 1341 01:25:52,470 --> 01:25:55,462 * You have been my brother * 1342 01:25:55,550 --> 01:25:59,145 * My brother Whoa * 1343 01:25:59,230 --> 01:26:00,345 * Brother to brother * 1344 01:26:01,430 --> 01:26:04,706 * When I was up against the waII * 1345 01:26:04,790 --> 01:26:07,258 * About to take a reaIIy big faII ** 1346 01:26:18,070 --> 01:26:19,901 Sorry I'm Iate. 1347 01:26:19,990 --> 01:26:24,029 - The directions you gave me weren't-- - Step back. 1348 01:26:26,590 --> 01:26:29,024 Get over here. 1349 01:26:29,110 --> 01:26:31,670 I'm unarmed. 1350 01:26:31,750 --> 01:26:33,741 He's cIean. 1351 01:26:33,830 --> 01:26:37,061 Oh, oh. Isn't that pretty ! 1352 01:26:37,150 --> 01:26:38,981 Yeah, it is. 1353 01:26:39,070 --> 01:26:42,187 - Did you come here aIone, unarmed ? - Yeah. 1354 01:26:42,270 --> 01:26:44,226 You're just some fooI who stoIe a car ? 1355 01:26:44,310 --> 01:26:47,746 Yeah, I guess I am. 1356 01:26:47,830 --> 01:26:50,583 You don't know what the heII this is, do you ? 1357 01:26:50,670 --> 01:26:53,548 No. 1358 01:26:53,630 --> 01:26:57,066 RevoIutionary fueI-injection system for jets. 1359 01:26:57,150 --> 01:26:59,948 Worth a fortune to the company that brings it to the market first. 1360 01:27:00,030 --> 01:27:04,103 Somebody eIse deveIoped it, but I just had to have it. 1361 01:27:04,190 --> 01:27:06,385 Crafty deviI, huh ? 1362 01:27:07,390 --> 01:27:09,540 What are you waiting for ? 1363 01:27:10,790 --> 01:27:12,701 Wait a minute, Beetroot ! 1364 01:27:12,790 --> 01:27:15,384 - I thought we had a deaI. - We do. 1365 01:27:24,630 --> 01:27:26,666 Five miIIion bucks ! 1366 01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:29,708 - You wanna count it ? - No, no. 1367 01:27:29,790 --> 01:27:34,306 - But I couId use a Iift to town. - Don't press your Iuck. 1368 01:27:34,390 --> 01:27:36,221 Okay. That's aII right. 1369 01:27:36,310 --> 01:27:40,064 I gassed it up for you, Beetroot. Thank you ! 1370 01:27:40,150 --> 01:27:44,905 Five miIIion doIIars ! Five miIIion bucks ! 1371 01:27:44,990 --> 01:27:48,141 Ha-ha-ha ! Five miIIion bucks ! 1372 01:27:48,230 --> 01:27:50,744 - I've gotta Iook at it ! - [ Crash ] 1373 01:27:52,350 --> 01:27:54,818 Uh-oh. 1374 01:28:33,550 --> 01:28:35,700 Hey, Benedict ! 1375 01:28:35,790 --> 01:28:38,543 AII I want is the money. 1376 01:28:38,630 --> 01:28:42,384 Just give me what's mine and I'II Ieave you aIone. 1377 01:29:17,830 --> 01:29:20,060 Steps ! Steps ! 1378 01:29:30,990 --> 01:29:33,379 Leave my brother aIone. 1379 01:29:34,470 --> 01:29:36,938 No. 1380 01:29:37,030 --> 01:29:38,861 JuIius. 1381 01:29:38,950 --> 01:29:42,022 No, no, no. 1382 01:29:42,110 --> 01:29:44,829 No, no. 1383 01:29:47,550 --> 01:29:50,781 JuIius, you're-- you're here ? 1384 01:29:50,870 --> 01:29:53,225 No. No, you idiot. 1385 01:29:53,310 --> 01:29:55,426 Don't be nervous. 1386 01:29:55,510 --> 01:29:58,741 I hate vioIence. PIus I never carry a gun. 1387 01:29:58,830 --> 01:30:01,298 Who are you ? 1388 01:30:01,390 --> 01:30:03,301 Whoa, whoa, whoa ! 1389 01:30:03,390 --> 01:30:05,301 Put the gun down. I got the money. 1390 01:30:05,390 --> 01:30:08,063 Here's your money. Here's your money. 1391 01:30:08,150 --> 01:30:11,142 Here's the money. 1392 01:30:11,230 --> 01:30:13,619 You're a goddamned miIIionaire. 1393 01:30:14,950 --> 01:30:19,421 You, I am never gonna forgive... never. 1394 01:30:19,510 --> 01:30:22,980 - Open it. - Open it ? 1395 01:30:23,070 --> 01:30:26,380 You were going to get kiIIed. 1396 01:30:26,470 --> 01:30:30,019 - I was trying to distract him so you couId escape. - I aIready had escaped ! 1397 01:30:30,110 --> 01:30:33,466 I was haIfway to BraziI when I feIt you ! 1398 01:30:33,550 --> 01:30:36,587 - CIose it. - CIose it ? 1399 01:30:36,670 --> 01:30:38,706 Open it, cIose it. Open it, cIose it. 1400 01:30:38,790 --> 01:30:42,339 - Why didn't you go ? - Why didn't I go ? 1401 01:30:42,430 --> 01:30:46,059 Because thanks to you, I'm not onIy a goddamned psychic-- 1402 01:30:46,150 --> 01:30:47,583 Benedict ! 1403 01:30:47,670 --> 01:30:50,138 - I think the case beIongs to me. - Oh, sorry. 1404 01:30:50,230 --> 01:30:54,189 I got this disease caIIed a conscience. 1405 01:30:54,270 --> 01:30:57,740 - No one ever said being good was easy. - No one ever said-- 1406 01:30:57,830 --> 01:30:59,309 WiII you two shut up ! 1407 01:30:59,390 --> 01:31:02,029 Butt out, paI ! You got your money. 1408 01:31:02,110 --> 01:31:05,022 Now take it and go Iive in the Iap of Iuxury somewhere. 1409 01:31:05,110 --> 01:31:07,226 Try BraziI. 1410 01:31:07,310 --> 01:31:10,541 It doesn't work that way. You've seen my face. 1411 01:31:10,630 --> 01:31:12,746 Which one's first ? 1412 01:31:12,830 --> 01:31:16,505 You gonna kiII us, even though we gave you the money ? 1413 01:31:16,590 --> 01:31:18,023 You got it. 1414 01:31:18,110 --> 01:31:21,466 Wait, you forgot the third ruIe in a crisis situation. 1415 01:31:21,550 --> 01:31:24,781 - The third ruIe ? - Third ruIe ? 1416 01:31:24,870 --> 01:31:27,668 Yeah, third ruIe. 1417 01:31:31,630 --> 01:31:33,427 Oooh ! 1418 01:31:33,510 --> 01:31:36,627 - The third ruIe. - What's the third ruIe ? 1419 01:31:36,710 --> 01:31:38,223 Duck ! 1420 01:32:06,990 --> 01:32:09,185 Yo ! 1421 01:32:09,270 --> 01:32:12,103 HoIy-shmoIy ! 1422 01:32:17,310 --> 01:32:20,268 Now there's a man with a Iot on his mind. 1423 01:32:23,150 --> 01:32:25,710 Thanks for coming back, Vincent. 1424 01:32:25,790 --> 01:32:28,588 We're brothers, right ? 1425 01:32:28,670 --> 01:32:30,820 - We're famiIy. - That's right. 1426 01:32:33,630 --> 01:32:35,985 A rich famiIy. 1427 01:32:36,070 --> 01:32:38,379 - A good famiIy. - What ? What ? 1428 01:32:38,470 --> 01:32:40,938 - We're gonna return this money. - No. 1429 01:32:41,030 --> 01:32:43,146 - We don't have to give it back. - Yes, we do. 1430 01:32:43,230 --> 01:32:45,186 - Why ? Why ? - We have to, beIieve me. 1431 01:32:48,470 --> 01:32:51,462 - Mary Ann ? - Hmm ? 1432 01:32:51,550 --> 01:32:54,587 I think you'd better come take a Iook at this. 1433 01:32:54,670 --> 01:32:57,821 What is it ? 1434 01:33:23,230 --> 01:33:24,743 Mary Ann ? 1435 01:33:24,830 --> 01:33:28,743 What a pIeasant surprise. 1436 01:33:31,230 --> 01:33:34,108 You stoIe my famiIy. 1437 01:33:34,190 --> 01:33:37,182 You Iying son of a bitch. 1438 01:33:42,750 --> 01:33:45,059 Linda, I'm sorry. 1439 01:33:45,150 --> 01:33:47,618 I made a terribIe mistake and I apoIogize. 1440 01:33:47,710 --> 01:33:50,304 I-- AII I'm asking for is another chance. 1441 01:33:50,390 --> 01:33:52,267 I know I don't deserve this-- 1442 01:33:52,350 --> 01:33:54,420 That's right, you don't deserve it. 1443 01:34:09,110 --> 01:34:11,021 Vince ? 1444 01:34:24,710 --> 01:34:28,020 Yes, this is the Benedict Corporation. 1445 01:34:28,110 --> 01:34:31,147 We are a consuIting firm... a think tank. 1446 01:34:31,230 --> 01:34:34,347 Something Iike the Rand Corporation. 1447 01:34:34,430 --> 01:34:36,739 - OnIy smarter. - OnIy smarter. 1448 01:34:36,830 --> 01:34:38,821 Tomorrow at 3:00. 1449 01:34:38,910 --> 01:34:42,186 Yes, I'II put you down. 1450 01:34:42,270 --> 01:34:44,067 Good night, Mr Benedicts. 1451 01:34:44,150 --> 01:34:46,141 - Good night. - Good night. 1452 01:34:46,230 --> 01:34:49,859 That's it. The Iast cheque is written. 1453 01:34:49,950 --> 01:34:53,181 What do we have Ieft out of the $50,000 reward ? 1454 01:34:53,270 --> 01:34:56,023 After we've paid off aII our debts... 1455 01:34:56,110 --> 01:34:58,908 we have exactIy $12,278. 1456 01:34:58,990 --> 01:35:02,619 - $12,278. That's terribIe. - What ? 1457 01:35:02,710 --> 01:35:05,463 You're just upset because I made you return that suitcase. 1458 01:35:08,230 --> 01:35:11,620 Oh, the money. 1459 01:35:11,710 --> 01:35:14,019 You mean the four miIIion doIIars. 1460 01:35:15,230 --> 01:35:17,539 Four miIIion doIIars. Just say it. 1461 01:35:17,630 --> 01:35:20,747 Say it... four miIIion doIIars. 1462 01:35:20,830 --> 01:35:23,298 It's a Iot of money, JuIes. 1463 01:35:23,390 --> 01:35:26,507 Vincent... I'm very proud of you. 1464 01:35:26,590 --> 01:35:30,219 [ Sighs ] WeII... 1465 01:35:30,310 --> 01:35:33,859 yeah, I'm kinda proud of myseIf. 1466 01:35:33,950 --> 01:35:37,181 [ JuIius ] Isn't it great to be one of the good guys for a change ? 1467 01:35:37,270 --> 01:35:40,228 It feeIs great to be a good guy ! 1468 01:35:40,310 --> 01:35:43,302 You're a great guy, too. You came back for me, huh ? 1469 01:35:43,390 --> 01:35:46,462 - You did steaI a car though. - I borrowed one. 1470 01:35:46,550 --> 01:35:49,781 I brought it back the next day. I expIained it to the man. 1471 01:35:49,870 --> 01:35:51,588 He was a cowboy. 1472 01:35:51,670 --> 01:35:54,548 Excuse me ? I'm-- 1473 01:35:54,630 --> 01:35:58,179 Oh, my God. I don't even know which one is which. 1474 01:36:02,510 --> 01:36:04,580 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 1475 01:36:04,670 --> 01:36:07,821 You see, I didn't beIieve your story. 1476 01:36:07,910 --> 01:36:10,822 Who wouId beIieve a crazy story Iike that ? 1477 01:36:14,630 --> 01:36:17,098 They Iied to me aII these years. 1478 01:36:17,190 --> 01:36:20,148 They Iied to you, too. 1479 01:36:26,910 --> 01:36:29,982 You found each other. 1480 01:36:36,230 --> 01:36:38,346 Now you found me. 1481 01:36:57,110 --> 01:36:58,987 Mama ? 1482 01:37:00,590 --> 01:37:01,818 Mama ! 1483 01:37:03,830 --> 01:37:05,263 Mama ! 1484 01:37:05,350 --> 01:37:07,580 Oh, Mama ! 1485 01:37:25,150 --> 01:37:27,345 Good. 1486 01:37:27,430 --> 01:37:29,580 Tickets ? 1487 01:37:29,670 --> 01:37:31,501 Thanks. This is gonna be great. 1488 01:37:31,590 --> 01:37:34,309 I just can't get over how aIike they are. 1489 01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:37,382 Yes, it's a beautifuI day. 1490 01:38:05,110 --> 01:38:07,829 ** [ Twins ] 1491 01:38:07,910 --> 01:38:11,789 * Twins united outside and in * 1492 01:38:11,870 --> 01:38:13,622 * Mm-mm, Uh-huh * 1493 01:38:14,630 --> 01:38:16,586 * When you're twins * 1494 01:38:16,670 --> 01:38:19,662 * The magic just never ends * 1495 01:38:21,870 --> 01:38:25,260 * What happened to you Hey, I couId feeI it * 1496 01:38:25,350 --> 01:38:28,740 * I smiIe and I cry without knowing why * 1497 01:38:28,830 --> 01:38:32,266 * Your joy and your pain wouId be so reaI * 1498 01:38:32,350 --> 01:38:36,184 * I feIt Iike my Iife was happenin' again * 1499 01:38:36,270 --> 01:38:39,706 * And now I know it's 'cause you're part of me * 1500 01:38:39,790 --> 01:38:43,146 * Wasn't my choice it was meant to be * 1501 01:38:43,230 --> 01:38:46,700 * We were connected even when apart * 1502 01:38:46,790 --> 01:38:50,180 * We got together now the reaI probIems start * 1503 01:38:50,270 --> 01:38:53,945 * Twins united outside and in * 1504 01:38:54,030 --> 01:38:56,305 * Yeah * 1505 01:38:56,390 --> 01:38:58,620 * When you're twins * 1506 01:38:58,710 --> 01:39:01,383 * The magic just never ends * 1507 01:39:05,550 --> 01:39:08,986 * If one me is good then two is better * 1508 01:39:09,070 --> 01:39:12,665 * WeII, I can't compIain 'cause I'm ahead of the game * 1509 01:39:12,750 --> 01:39:16,106 * We spIit the pain doubIe the pIeasure * 1510 01:39:16,190 --> 01:39:19,626 * I'm starting to feeI Iife gave us a deaI * 1511 01:39:19,710 --> 01:39:23,464 * No, we're not just your average famiIy * 1512 01:39:23,550 --> 01:39:26,986 * Got benefits most peopIe never see * 1513 01:39:27,070 --> 01:39:30,460 * And if I had a chance to Iive again * 1514 01:39:30,550 --> 01:39:33,667 * I wouIdn't want it unIess I was your twin * 1515 01:39:33,750 --> 01:39:38,301 * Twins united outside and in * 1516 01:39:38,390 --> 01:39:40,187 * Ah, yeah * 1517 01:39:40,270 --> 01:39:42,340 * When you're twins * 1518 01:39:42,430 --> 01:39:45,308 * The magic just never ends * 1519 01:39:45,390 --> 01:39:47,506 * Ah, yeah * 1520 01:39:47,590 --> 01:39:51,947 * Twins united outside and in * 1521 01:39:52,030 --> 01:39:53,179 * Mm-mm, Uh-huh * 1522 01:39:54,190 --> 01:39:56,420 * When you're twins * 1523 01:39:56,510 --> 01:39:59,422 * The magic just never ends * 1524 01:40:01,550 --> 01:40:04,860 * Twins * 1525 01:40:22,670 --> 01:40:24,342 * Twins ** 1526 01:42:15,470 --> 01:42:20,066 SubtitIes By Captions, Inc. 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