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Who are you? Come here!
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-Dean!
-Stop!
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Wait! He may have a gun!
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Who are you?
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-Dean, wait!
-Come here!
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-Oh, my God!
-Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Holy shit!
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What the fuck is this?
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Hey! Hey!
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Come back! Stop!
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Where is he?
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I can't see him.
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Where the fuck is he?
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No!
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Hey!
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They're on to us.
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What brings you here today?
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-There is a hidden door in our basement.
-It leads to these tunnels.
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And we found this guy down there.
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And so we chased after him,
and he just disappeared.
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So, based on your recent blowup
at the country club,
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that means you think
it was me in this tunnel, right?
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Because you said I was
behind all of this, along with Karen.
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And you think that we were trying
to scare you into selling your house?
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What happened
to your John Graff theory, Dean?
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Oh, I remember!
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You said I am covering up
the John Graff murders.
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You said it in front of everybody.
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Maybe John Graff and I are in it together.
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All we're saying is,
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there's been a way into our house
this whole time and we looked online.
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Bootleggers used to use
those tunnels during prohibition, right?
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There's a cot down there.
There's even food.
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Whoever this is,
clearly they've been sleeping down there.
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Or multiple people. Me and John Graff.
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It could be any number of people
and that's why we're here.
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To ask for help from someone you
still suspect could be behind all of it.
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You know what?
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It's still entirely plausible that you
and Karen are involved in this.
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And you can really step it up
by getting a search warrant.
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And help yourself a little,
at least in our eyes,
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so we could take you off our list
of prime suspects.
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Okay, so to prove my innocence,
what exactly would you like me to do?
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Okay.
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Uh… Okay, well, I've already
boarded up the entrance, right?
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I still think you should get in there,
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into those tunnels, because…
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Maybe even a team of guys,
see where the tunnels lead?
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-'Cause this place is like a maze.
-They're everywhere.
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So, I'm talking Mitch and Mo's house,
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-definitely the Winslow house…
-The Winslows.
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I get it. I get what you're saying.
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Yeah, so here's what I'm going to do…
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Absolutely fucking nothing.
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-What?
-Excuse me?
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You heard me.
You think I'll lift a finger for you?
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After what you did?
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Accosting me and my lady in public…
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Accusing me!
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The arrogance of you two!
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It's unbelievable.
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-You have a duty here.
-You can't turn a blind eye.
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Well, watch me.
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I'm gonna fucking ignore
the shit out of you two.
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-You're on your own. I'm done.
-I'll go to the FBI.
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What office? Newark?
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I'll call ahead. Tell 'em you're coming.
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Those guys are my buddies.
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I'm going deer hunting
with two of them this weekend.
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And then I'm coming after you,
you piece of shit.
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I have a reliable source saying that
you wrote at least one of those letters.
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No, I didn't!
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-That's not true.
-What?
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-Why would I do that?
-It's a lot of house, isn't it?
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You're in over your head. You needed out.
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You know that
filing false police reports is a felony?
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A year and a half in prison.
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And how many of those
have you filed with us?
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Half a dozen?
You're looking at ten years in prison.
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-Hold on.
-You know what it's called
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when you threaten someone and it causes
that person to evacuate a building,
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in this case, your family?
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It's called a terroristic threat.
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This is bullshit.
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Finally,
we agree on something.
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Ever since you dragged
your uptight ass in here,
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we've been drowning in bullshit,
because it's the only thing
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that makes its way
out of your mouth, Mr. Brannock.
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So why don't you and your lovely wife
kindly get the fuck out of my office?
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I don't know how he found out,
but it wasn't me who told him.
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I didn't tell Chamberland
about Dean writing one of the letters.
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That's the God's honest truth.
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Maybe it was the handwriting expert
who told him.
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I told him to keep it to himself,
but I didn't know the guy all that well.
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But it wasn't me.
I don't know how else to say it,
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but you're gonna have to trust me on that.
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Look, I know you've
had your suspicions about me.
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You met me through Chamberland,
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who is now someone you no longer trust,
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but I have no motive to harm you.
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And I don't have long left,
do you understand?
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This case keeps me up at night
and I will not rest until it is solved.
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I should be spending time
with my daughter and my granddaughter,
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but I am sitting right here,
with you, trying to solve this case.
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And I'll tell you right now,
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I will solve this case
with or without you.
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-So, Dean, please sit down…
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…so I can tell you both what I have found.
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Fine. Okay, go ahead.
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Look, I get it.
You are both under a lot of pressure.
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We've got to solve this
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before the Westfield Police Department
pins it all on you.
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I feel like I'm losing it here.
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Every time I go over it in my head,
I land on somebody else!
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You know, like… like now, I'm pretty
positive that it's Karen, right?
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Except the police department,
they have to be in on it too, right?
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Or is it Mitch and Mo
with this cult thing?
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Maybe Andrew Pierce isn't crazy.
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Or is it someone else entirely?
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What?
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Because I followed your daughter's lead
on that Roger Kaplan fellow.
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And I like him for this.
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-I like him a lot.
-Why?
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The ex-wife.
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In a case like this,
if the divorce was messy, then brilliant.
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-That means she'll sing.
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And, oh, has Roger Kaplan'sex-wife got a set of pipes.
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-Yes?
-Are you Trish Kaplan?
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No. I used to be.
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She and Roger divorced25 years ago.
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He left her for a former student of his.
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Roger and I, you know, were divorced for…
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We weren't talking ten minutesbefore she dropped this.
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If someone's writing
strange letters about a house
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and calling themselves The Watcher…
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…it's definitely Roger.
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-Holy shit.
-That's exactly what I said.
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Holy shit!
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She then told me his whole life story.
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Roger grew up
on the other side of the tracks.
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He lived in a tiny apartmentwith his mother, who was divorced.
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Now, back then, in the 1950s,
this was a big deal.
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It was shameful,
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but Roger had friends
from the rich side of town.
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Wow. Look at those Cedar shakes!
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Is that a Widow's walk?
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I can't believe you actually live here.
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This is unbelievable!
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Yours wasn't the only house
he was obsessed with.
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There was another one, 55 Oak Terrace,
where another boy he knew lived.
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-Why do you look at our house?
-I just like it, that's all.
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So are you coming in to play or what?
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Yeah!
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This is really bizarre.
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Is it though?
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He was a poor kid from a broken family.
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And here he sees his friends,
no different from him,
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living in these mansions,
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that would have
seemed like Shangri-la to him.
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So he grew up wanting to be an architect,
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go to architecture school…
But he couldn't afford it.
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He was poor.
So, instead, he goes to community college.
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Does night classes at Rutgers,
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and then gets a job
teaching English at Westfield High.
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Ellie's school.
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That same year, he marries Trish.
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She said they were very happy.
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She couldn't have children,
but he didn't seem to mind.
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It gave them time
to go on these driving tours,
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up and down the East Coast,looking at houses he loved.
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There it is.
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Look at that!
It's even more beautiful in person.
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You think we could live
in a house like this someday?
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You never know.
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But I won't be buying just any old house.
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It'd have to be a house I really love.
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One for my collection.
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But then one day,
89 Maple Grove Lane came on the market.
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-It's beautiful.
-Truly exquisite.
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-These archways…
-It's great.
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See, this is what you don't understand.
I have to have this house.
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Honey…
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Well, Roger,
there are three offers already,
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and all I can say is
that yours is not the highest.
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But you know what?
There is something you could do.
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The agent told himto write a letter to the sellers,
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tell them how much he loved the house,
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how much it meant to himever since he was a child,
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that he would take better care of itthan the other buyers,
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even though our offer wasn't as high.
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Yeah, a lot of people do that nowadays.
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Well, they didn't back then.
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So, Roger sat down at the typewriter…
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Dear owners of89 Maple Grove Lane.
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I have loved your housefor over 35 years now.
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Ever since I was a little boy,
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your home gave me comfort from afar,something I could dream about.
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And now it seems that little boy's dreammight actually come true.
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And guess what happened.
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-They went with a higher offer.
-Because that's what always happens.
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Roger was… devastated.
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I'd never seen him cry like that.
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Roger wasn't that upset
when his mother died.
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That's when
he got the idea for the lesson.
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Started small, just a few kids
in a creative writing club.
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But then after ten years,it became a sensation.
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Ode to a House.
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Your next assignment
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is to find a house that you love
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and to write a love letter to it.
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Be descriptive. Be imaginative.
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What is it that
you admire about this house?
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What would it feel like
to live in this house?
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Now it can be
as long or as short as you like.
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You'll be graded on sincerity.
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One copy comes to me
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and the other copy is sent to the house.
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And don't sign your name.
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You'll write much more freely
knowing that it's anonymous.
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No one will read these
except for the homeowners and me.
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Any questions?
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Yes, Miko.
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Can it be to your own house?
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Absolutely not.
It has to be someone else's house.
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Good question.
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All right, have fun.
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Dear 901 Folsom Bridge Drive.
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I think your house is rad.
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I love the way the windows looklike the house's eyes,
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and the front door like the house's mouth.
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I wonder when the house was built.Probably 100 years ago…
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If a home is one's castle,then you, 452 Bolingbroke,
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are the most dazzling manor in whichany king or queen could ever reside,
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you are truly a magical abode.
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What a joy you must be to your owners.
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If I were to move,
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it would definitely be you,84 Oriole Road.
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The ivy up your front looks cool,almost like a sweater.
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This lesson was, like, a smash hit,
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and he did it every year until he retired.
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-Thirty years.
-Wow.
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And this lesson
became bigger than him, really.
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That's why they had
that Facebook group about it.
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And his kids just loved it.
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And that included Miko,
248
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,495
the one he ended up marrying.
249
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,916
Total bitch, by the way.
250
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:52,378
But remember the other house
Roger loved as a little boy?
251
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,879
55 Oak Terrace.
252
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,091
That house started getting letters.
253
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,767
Roger's friend, the boy who used
to live there, had grown and moved away.
254
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:10,855
His sister now lived there,
Carol Flanagan,
255
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:13,816
and her sonhad taken Roger's English class.
256
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,318
So when a letter showed up in the mailbox,
257
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,739
she knew what an Ode to a House was.
258
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,366
Dear 55 Oak Terrace.
259
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,743
Hello, old friend.
260
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:24,994
It's been way too long
261
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:28,664
and I thought I ought to write.How I admire you, old house.
262
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,291
Your delicious wainscoting.
263
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:34,545
Those resplendent stained glass panelsat the second floor landing.
264
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:38,966
What a glorious treasure you are,a magnificent jewel box.
265
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,050
Hi, Mom.
266
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:40,968
Danny!
267
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,847
When you had Mr. Kaplan,
did he ever talk about our house?
268
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,890
I don't think so.
269
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,768
Huh.
270
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:54,940
They got a letter
once a year for the next ten years.
271
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,525
Dear 55 Oak Terrace.
272
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,028
I see that old oak out backhad to be trimmed…
273
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:02,490
Why on Earth would someonereshingle that magnificent roof of yours?
274
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:06,076
You wouldn't dare replace that old furnacein the basement, would you?
275
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,121
One year,
they get a letter and it's different.
276
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,708
It was dark.
277
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,378
Dear 55 Oak Terrace.Why don't you ever write me back?
278
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,173
I've spent so much of my lifeloving you, admiring you,
279
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,467
and what do I get in return? Nothing.
280
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,969
I've given you my love, my longing.
281
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,096
What is it that you want then? My anger?
282
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,391
I promise, you don't want that.
283
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,311
You'd be very sorryto know what that looks like.
284
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,480
And then a week later,
285
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:40,069
she gets another letter from someone
calling themselves The Watcher.
286
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:46,909
Dear Mrs. Flanagan,I've devoted so much time to you.
287
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,870
I watch your house and keep you safe.
288
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,872
I've admired your family
289
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,042
and have onlyever wanted what's best for it.
290
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:59,088
I sat and watched you pridefullyparade around your good fortune.
291
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,298
You have turned the house against you.
292
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:07,471
55 Oak Terrace has already rejected youand your insolent preening.
293
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:11,308
Is your greed the real reasonyou couldn't keep your family together?
294
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,938
Trish, how do you know
all this about Carol Flanagan?
295
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,941
Because she showed up
right on my doorstep the next day.
296
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:19,859
Hello?
297
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:23,529
She handed me those last two letters,the ones that came a week apart.
298
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,240
Can you please just verify
if that's your ex-husband?
299
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:29,159
Carol, these are definitely from Roger.
300
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,954
What did she do?
Why didn't she go to the police?
301
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:35,124
Oh, she did. Said they were of no help.
302
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,959
-Just weren't that interested.
-Hmm.
303
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:37,918
Sounds familiar.
304
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:42,756
I say the three of us walk over
to 55 Oak Terrace
305
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,967
and talk to Carol Flanagan ourselves.
306
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,386
It's a nice old house.
307
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,889
I'm surprised it didn't get
more letters over the years.
308
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,015
-Come on in!
-Wow!
309
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,517
-My God, this is stunning!
-Thank you.
310
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,477
Have a look around.
311
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,355
I inherited it from my parents
when they died.
312
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,150
My brother, Dave,
who was Roger's childhood friend,
313
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,693
he didn't want it.
314
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,029
Thought it was too much house
for one person.
315
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,447
I'm divorced.
316
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,908
My son is in Nashville.
My daughter's in grad school.
317
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,743
Rutgers, though, so she's close by.
318
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,161
Come in, please. Sit down.
319
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,705
-Make yourselves comfortable.
-Thank you!
320
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:15,664
Gorgeous!
321
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,708
Just beautiful.
322
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,629
So how did you track me down?
323
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,380
-Facebook page?
324
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,591
I posted a few things there
over the years.
325
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,259
Those people freaking hate me.
326
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,888
We heard your story
from Roger Kaplan's ex-wife, Trish.
327
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,682
Look at the ornamental work
on the plaster.
328
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,934
-Amazing.
-Gorgeous.
329
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,602
-That's funny.
-What?
330
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,854
You sound just like Roger Kaplan.
331
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,483
I mean, he referenced things
like that in the letters, details,
332
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,693
things I only would have
heard him mention.
333
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,488
Look at these newel posts!
They're beautiful!
334
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,448
Do you know the name of the woodworker?
335
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:54,828
These coffered walls are just delicious!
336
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,956
He was such an odd little kid.
337
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,584
But my children took his class
and they just loved him.
338
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,003
The last letter you got,
the one from The Watcher…
339
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,547
Did you have that handy?
Can we have a look at it?
340
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,548
Yeah.
341
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:10,678
Here you go.
342
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,435
Just like
the letters we've been getting.
343
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,146
I mean, it's the same writing style,
same typeface,
344
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,606
even the same paper stock.
345
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,234
Yeah, but are we sure
this is Roger Kaplan?
346
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:29,822
These Ode to a House letters…
They definitely sound like him,
347
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:33,450
but, then, when The Watcher writes,
it's different. Don't you think?
348
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,162
Nora's right. Roger writes to the house.
349
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:41,500
The Watcher… He, she, they,
write to the homeowner.
350
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,793
Good point.
351
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,294
That's what the police said.
352
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,340
Said there was no way of knowing
if they were the same person.
353
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,134
And you're certain it was?
354
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,804
The letter from The Watcher arrived
when it became public knowledge
355
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,890
that my husband had moved out
and we were getting a divorce.
356
00:16:56,974 --> 00:17:00,602
Roger wanted to scare me
out of this house so he could buy it.
357
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,271
It's as clear as day.
358
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,814
But you were never scared.
359
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,065
What? Of Roger?
360
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,235
The guy who was petrified
of the coal furnace downstairs
361
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,236
when he was ten?
362
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,654
No.
363
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,282
There was one time…
364
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:18,495
after that Watcher letter came
and I went to the cops,
365
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,415
and it was clear
they were not going to help me.
366
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,002
Well, one night I… I was headed to bed…
367
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,340
Someone was watching me.
368
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,387
Roger Kaplan!
369
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,182
You wimpy motherfucker!
370
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,227
I keep my kitchen knives nice and sharp!
371
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,522
If you ever so much
as set foot on this property again,
372
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,358
I will slice your tiny balls!
373
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,527
You get it?
374
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:52,571
You hear me?
375
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,825
But after that, nothing.
376
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,202
It was 12, 13 years ago.
377
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,371
For whatever reason, Roger Kaplan,
378
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,792
or The Watcher, decided to leave me alone.
379
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,173
-Can I see the letter you got?
-Yeah, of course, yeah.
380
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,392
Yeah, this is him.
381
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,313
"Have you found what's in the walls?"
Fucking Roger.
382
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,482
Miserable little pussy.
383
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,069
We should go there now.
We know where he lives.
384
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,655
-Let's just hold a beat.
-What're we waiting for?
385
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,615
-You have to think this through.
-Hon!
386
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,118
You can't just
go to his house and accuse him.
387
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,286
-He'll slam the door in your face.
-Exactly.
388
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,331
And we haven't got the support
of the police, if you recall.
389
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,166
Then how the hell do we catch him?
390
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,628
I don't know.
391
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,631
But we'll figure it out. Come on.
392
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,810
Hey, I just had a thought.
393
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,520
We know where he lives, right?
394
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:07,855
But if we scare him,
395
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,607
he can run back inside
and never come back out again.
396
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,650
But if we wait for him…
397
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:15,237
We can catch him in a public place.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
398
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,739
-Really? Ah, you're so fuckin' hot.
399
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:19,950
Okay, just…
400
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,577
Whoo!
401
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:28,667
This one here?
402
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,252
Yeah.
403
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,920
That's a nice house.
404
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,506
My God, what's he so pissed off about?
405
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,799
This place is fine.
406
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,468
Wait, look!
407
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,679
Is that them?
408
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,763
I think so.
409
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:43,974
Oh, shit.
410
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,185
They're getting in their car. Hide.
411
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,151
Okay.
412
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:57,863
Psst.
413
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,490
Aisle three.
414
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,843
Who's Alison Roman?
415
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,762
YouTuber. She's brilliant.
416
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,139
Amazing cook. I wanna be her.
417
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,641
Harissa paste…
418
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,227
-We need that for the bean stew.
-Okay.
419
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,896
Um… What else do we need? We need…
420
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:35,734
-Bagels.
-Bagel and should we get some bread?
421
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,152
Yes!
422
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,363
Yes! Butter?
423
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:40,822
Go! Follow!
424
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,376
We could get some…
425
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,587
-Maybe we could get toasted--
-Oh!
426
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,507
Hi. Are you Roger Kaplan?
427
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,885
Yeah. You are?
428
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,346
I'm Dean Brannock. You probably know that.
429
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,473
Hello, I'm Nora… Brannock.
430
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,642
I'm sorry. Do… Do we know you?
431
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,728
We live at 657 Boulevard.
Do you know that house?
432
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,855
Well, as a matter of fact, we do, yes.
433
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,566
We've been getting some
strange letters at the house.
434
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:20,153
Know anything about that?
I know you like writing letters.
435
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,863
"Ode to a House" and all that.
436
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,865
Yeah, that's one of my lessons.
437
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:24,866
Leave us alone.
438
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,243
We'll leave you alone.
439
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,037
As soon as you leave us the fuck alone.
How about that?
440
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:30,747
Um…
441
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:36,128
All I've ever wanted to do
is inspire my students about architecture.
442
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,506
Now, if you got a letter
and you didn't like it,
443
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:40,966
that's really not my fault.
444
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,510
Do you know your husband
calls himself The Watcher?
445
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:47,055
He knows how to get in our house,
as he used to play there as a kid.
446
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,099
I have no idea what you're talking about,
447
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,601
and I've never seen either one
of you in my life.
448
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,145
You see, now that's bullshit!
449
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,523
Because I saw you in the tunnels
under our house two nights ago!
450
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:59,568
You were at the open house, Mr. Kaplan.
I saw you there.
451
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,737
Yes. That's what people do.
452
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,613
They go to an open house.
453
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,657
What about sending threatening letters?
454
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,367
Do people do that too?
455
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:11,371
Get the new owners to sell at a loss,
so you can buy the house?
456
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,665
You think I can afford to buy your house?
457
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:16,084
I'm a retired public school teacher.
458
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,129
I went to that open house
459
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,757
because it used to belong to
my childhood friend.
460
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:26,887
He died recently and that's why
I wanted to see the house.
461
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:32,100
Now, if you've got a problem with that,
why don't you call the fucking cops?
462
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:38,607
What was that?
463
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,650
No idea.
Never seen them in my life.
464
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:41,818
They're crazy!
465
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,418
Hey, buddy.
466
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,755
No fucking way.
467
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,049
Nora!
468
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,760
Are you fucking kidding?
469
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,638
Oh, God. Stay there!
470
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:17,229
What the hell are you doing?
471
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,481
You accused me of watching you.
472
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:23,110
So I'm making sure
that your dream comes true.
473
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,486
-Jesus!
-Get the fuck outta here.
474
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:27,823
You have made yourself
a very powerful enemy, you know that?
475
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:29,491
Both of you.
476
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:34,788
Cornering me like that
in public, in front of my wife?
477
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,666
She couldn't even
enjoy her glass of wine last night.
478
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,251
Please, Mr. Kaplan, calm down.
479
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:40,710
Don't tell me to calm down!
480
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,921
I am your worst nightmare come true.
481
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:46,383
You'll never belong in this town
and I'm going to make sure of it,
482
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:48,093
you rich sacks of shit.
483
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:52,180
You think living in a house like this
means that you can do anything,
484
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,640
say anything that you want?
485
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:54,599
No, you can't.
486
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,934
Not as long as I'm around
487
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:59,479
because I'm going to be standing
right here all day every day.
488
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,857
And there's nothing you can do about it
489
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,235
because this is public property
and it's a free goddamn country!
490
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,529
-Let's go.
-I won't let him fuck with us.
491
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,990
Yeah, go ahead.
I'll keep your house company.
492
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:10,907
Go ahead!
493
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,325
-What the fuck.
-Let's go.
494
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,203
I'm not going anywhere.
I'll be right here. That's right.
495
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,664
Your house knows me, your house likes me,
496
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,709
your house wishes that
I was living in it instead of you.
497
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:21,751
That's right.
498
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,296
And I probably will before you know it.
499
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:25,839
-Go on!
-Kids!
500
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,383
Come on! You'll be late for school!
501
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,135
I'm The Watcher.
502
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,556
Mr. Secretary,
would you begin by reading aloud
503
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:38,268
the minutes of the last meeting
of the Westfield Preservation Society?
504
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:44,399
Our efforts to block removal
of the Summit Avenue chinquapin limb,
505
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:50,030
falsely accused of encroaching
within four feet of a telephone wire,
506
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:52,491
have not been in vain.
507
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:56,536
The city has agreed that
the chinquapin won't be touched
508
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,247
for at least 15 years.
509
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:03,335
Truly a stunning success.
510
00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:06,463
And now our vice president has an update
511
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:09,508
on the tragedy
unfolding at Spruce and Windsor.
512
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:13,929
By virtue of
my discreet methods of movement,
513
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:17,265
I can confirm,
to this body, its worst suspicions
514
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,851
about the renovation
at the northwest corner
515
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,394
of Spruce and Windsor.
516
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:28,401
An out-of-town designer purchased
and was preparing to install brand-new,
517
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:31,780
six-by-six windows,
replacing the original double-hung,
518
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,574
and architecturally proper,
four-over-fours.
519
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:37,369
I went over there with a hammer
and I smashed them.
520
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,705
I smashed every pane in every window.
521
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:45,627
Six-by-six windows
on a Queen Anne is a travesty!
522
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:49,005
Windows are the eyes of a home.
523
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:52,384
How long have I been
a member of this group?
524
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,303
Five, six years?
525
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:57,097
Decade?
526
00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,516
Lost count.
527
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,019
When did it start happening?
528
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:04,854
All the change?
529
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:11,152
This compulsion to pervert
the very things that surround us,
530
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,655
that do not need changing.
531
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:17,325
Was it the computer?
532
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:23,748
Was it when we removed the human soul
and put a machine in its place?
533
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:29,170
I don't know.
I don't know, but it is maddening.
534
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,006
The banality of it.
535
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:35,427
To stand there,
while 3,000 years of culture
536
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:39,723
are just flushed down the toilet
as if there's nothing to be done about it.
537
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,978
I say there is something to be done.
538
00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:48,440
We must muster up the courage to say,
539
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:52,736
"No, I do not consent to this."
540
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,283
That's the voice that will
echo the loudest. That is the cry…
541
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,245
that will reverberate through generations.
542
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,043
Hide.
543
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,341
-Mr. Brannock!
-Hi!
544
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,383
Can I help you?
545
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,010
Yes, actually, you can.
546
00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:19,929
Turns out the police
are no longer cooperating with us.
547
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,097
Long story.
548
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:24,267
But the fact of the matter is
that someone's been getting into our house
549
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:25,602
through these tunnels,
550
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,062
and it's my belief that
551
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:30,273
the tunnels lead directly to
one of these neighboring houses.
552
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:33,943
I need to get into your house to make sure
the tunnel doesn't lead here.
553
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:36,529
Look in the closets,
the basement… Well, the whole house.
554
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,239
Do you have a search warrant?
555
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,367
No, I just said
the police aren't helping us.
556
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,619
Then I don't see
how I can help you either.
557
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:45,580
You know, just, legally,
my hands are tied.
558
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,790
Oh, come on!
559
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:51,670
Mr. Brannock, has anyone told you
you're not looking well?
560
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:56,132
Those dark circles under your eyes,
that's adrenal stress.
561
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:59,010
I would offer you
some freshly pressed cod liver oil,
562
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:02,847
but at this point
I don't see what good it would do.
563
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,183
Hi, Jasper! Hey, buddy!
564
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,894
Hey, is there tunnel under your house?
565
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:12,357
Maybe you use it to sneak into our house,
play with that dumbwaiter you love?
566
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:17,070
That horrible renovation must have
pushed you right over the edge.
567
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:19,698
-Butcher block countertops?
-Yeah.
568
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,325
Are you turning your house
into a delicatessen?
569
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,286
I've never seen anyone spend so much money
570
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,997
to make a house look so awful.
571
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:29,582
You must lie awake at night
572
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:35,296
regretting the horrors you have
visited upon that poor, beautiful home.
573
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:38,883
Who just sneezed?
574
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,385
Jasper?
575
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:42,554
I can see Jasper from here, you lying…
576
00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,222
Hey! Hey!
577
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,474
Hey!
578
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:49,102
Fuck.
579
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:53,690
How dare you!
580
00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:02,365
You're terrible neighbors!
581
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:48,828
Dean!
582
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:57,545
Nora?
583
00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:04,677
Nora! Where are you?
584
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:08,306
Nora!
585
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,686
Mr. Brannock.
586
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,356
Daddy, he has a gun.
587
00:30:16,856 --> 00:30:19,567
Do I? Or is it just a finger in my pocket?
588
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,902
-Let him go.
-Dean!
589
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,320
-Do what he says!
-What?
590
00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:24,656
Your wife and daughter
are in the basement.
591
00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,407
I'll show them something later.
592
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,618
-What do you want?
-What do I want?
593
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,370
You know. I want your house.
594
00:30:30,453 --> 00:30:32,080
Okay, fine, you can have it.
595
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,960
-Am I losing your attention there?
-No.
596
00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:40,380
You thinking about a knife?
This is not gonna end well.
597
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,590
-Dad.
-No.
598
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:43,925
Do what he says!
599
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,260
I am! I will!
600
00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,928
Okay, okay, okay.
601
00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:49,889
You don't have to do this.
You're in control here.
602
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,432
I'll give you whatever you want.
603
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,351
What if I want more than your house?
604
00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:54,769
What are you doing?
605
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,021
-Dad.
-Okay, no!
606
00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,691
No!
607
00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,734
-Dean, what's happening?
-No!
608
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:05,530
-Dean, it's okay. You're okay.
-No!
609
00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:06,948
You're okay, honey.
610
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,340
How are you feeling?
611
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,885
Feeling better. This helps.
612
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:29,804
How was drop-off?
613
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,848
It was fine.
614
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,565
Hon…
615
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,319
You need to see someone about this.
616
00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,362
Oh, I know. I know.
617
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,325
-You know it was just a bad dream.
-Babe…
618
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:56,372
It's 9:00 a.m. on a Tuesday morning
and you're drinking scotch.
619
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,709
We need to get out of here permanently,
620
00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:02,837
for the sake of the kids,
the sake of our family.
621
00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:08,051
Okay? We need to sell this house.
622
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:11,346
I agree.
623
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,224
I agree.
624
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,061
Oh, honey.
625
00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:47,256
That's it. That's how you did it.
626
00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,101
You're getting in from her house!
627
00:32:58,184 --> 00:33:00,019
I knew it! It makes perfect sense.
628
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:03,439
And you… I'll find out
where that little door is, or whatever,
629
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:07,026
and you'll know when I do because
I'll start showing up in your living room.
630
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,236
What are you talking about?
631
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,613
Don't act like
I'm the crazy one here, okay?
632
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,199
I thought Andrew Pierce sounded crazy,
633
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:14,993
but I think Andrew Pierce might be
634
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,328
the sanest fucking person
that's lived in this town.
635
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:19,747
I was talking to Mr. Kaplan about my son.
636
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,249
He is his favorite teacher.
637
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:23,668
I'm sure that's what
you were talking about.
638
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:26,129
And you, sir, I got to say,
639
00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:29,340
I wouldn't have put you
for a blood cult, kind of guy.
640
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:32,051
Okay, here we go
with the blood cult again.
641
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:34,303
Kinky town, Westfield. Who knew?
642
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:37,015
That's what we were discussing.
Ways to what?
643
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,142
-Kidnap children and drink their blood.
-What?
644
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,810
Because we're lizard people.
645
00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:43,479
We love blood orgies.
That makes a lot of fucking sense.
646
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,816
Know what your problem is
with your paranoid suspicions?
647
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:47,984
The danger to it?
648
00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:52,071
My wife is now talking to me
about separation because of you.
649
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,364
Sounds like a smart woman.
650
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,325
No, because of all of this bullshit
you've come up with,
651
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,536
she thinks
I've got other secrets from her.
652
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:01,456
So congratulations
on ruining my fucking marriage!
653
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,208
You know what, pal?
654
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:07,295
Congratulations to you, because you win!
655
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:08,379
We're listing the house.
656
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:10,256
So either one of you now can buy it
657
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:11,799
and turn it into a fucking
658
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,677
cult meeting house, or whatever.
659
00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:18,014
Well, hallelujah! You hear that, Roger?
660
00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:20,850
For our blood cult meetings!
For our blood cult…
661
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:23,144
I can't wait to tell
the other cult members
662
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,730
and then we'll spread the word on QAnon!
663
00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,398
That makes a lot of sense.
664
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,816
You are fucking crazy!
665
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,985
Your wife too! Good riddance!
666
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,863
Don't let the door hit you
on the way out, motherfucker!
667
00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:39,452
Little help here! Okay.
668
00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:42,538
Sorry, we kind of overordered.
Got a bunch of stuff.
669
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:44,791
Yeah, right. All right. Thank you.
670
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:47,043
-Let me get that for you.
-Ah…
671
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:49,087
Thanks. Hey, hey, hey.
672
00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:50,630
-Uh…
-Yeah?
673
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:53,341
Thanks for coming for dinner.
674
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,343
-Thanks for having me.
-Okay.
675
00:34:57,178 --> 00:35:01,599
Look, you and I,
we got off on the wrong foot, didn't we?
676
00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:02,934
That's my fault.
677
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,437
So, sorry about that.
678
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:08,439
It's just…
679
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,067
You know, having a daughter, it's…
680
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:14,153
it's hard, you know?
681
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,154
I'm sorry.
682
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,782
Okay. Let's go have some wine.
683
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,080
Dean, easy!
684
00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:26,999
What do you mean? He's 19 years old.
Haven't you been to France?
685
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:29,585
People start drinking
when they're, like, children.
686
00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:30,711
Yeah.
687
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,630
You're good. Make sure you smell it.
688
00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:34,715
-Smell it?
-Mm-hmm. That's the bouquet.
689
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,300
Yeah, good, now drink it!
690
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:38,511
Huh?
691
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,972
-It's very good.
-Good stuff, isn't it?
692
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:44,142
-Wow.
-What's wrong with you?
693
00:35:44,892 --> 00:35:46,144
Me? What do you mean?
694
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:48,146
You're, like, acting nice again.
695
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,857
Oh, come on. I've always been nice.
696
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,109
No, you haven't always been nice.
This is…
697
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,862
I'm not stupid.
I know something's going on.
698
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,284
You wanna tell them?
699
00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:02,785
Tell us what?
700
00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:06,914
We are going to officially sell the house.
701
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,499
-What?
-Wait, really?
702
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,668
-Yeah.
-Why didn't you ask us first?
703
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:11,919
But I like it here!
704
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,796
-You don't!
-I do!
705
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,798
-You didn't at first!
-What?
706
00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:21,220
3.5 million in cash?
707
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:22,805
-Ten-day escrow.
-Wow!
708
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:26,309
We got the call yesterday
from our new real estate agent, Bruce.
709
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:29,270
And yeah,
we accepted the offer last night.
710
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:32,273
Yeah. That's 300 over asking,
which is more than we even hoped.
711
00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:37,612
Plus that covers the renovations
and even the tiniest bit of profit!
712
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:40,698
So this story
has a happy ending after all.
713
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,703
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
714
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,330
That just sounded so vulgar,
715
00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:53,002
talking about what we made on a house
versus what's going on in real life.
716
00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:54,795
Actual important things.
717
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,214
Like cancer?
718
00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:57,423
Yes.
719
00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:02,011
You just look so healthy
and I sometimes forget.
720
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:06,766
How are you?
721
00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:15,274
I have been accepted into a trial
722
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:18,653
for an experimental cancer treatment
up at Lenox Hill.
723
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,613
-That's wonderful!
724
00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:23,991
Hey, Theodora, that's… Wow, that's great.
725
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,117
That's great.
726
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:31,290
I'm sorry. Can we just look at
the suspect board? Just one last time?
727
00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:32,625
-Dean!
-No, please.
728
00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:34,585
One more time,
then I'll put the board away.
729
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,921
-Once again, here are the prime suspects.
730
00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:37,880
Yes.
731
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,882
Now, there's the weirdo, Roger Kaplan.
732
00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:43,427
I still like good old Roger for this.
733
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:46,389
But then, there are the Winslows.
734
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:49,892
And what about these batshit lunatics?
735
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:53,104
All right, Andrew Pierce said that
736
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:56,691
they were some kind of
satanic vampires or something, right?
737
00:37:57,733 --> 00:38:02,822
I just don't see what their motivation is
to terrorize you like that.
738
00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:04,156
Well, that leaves…
739
00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:06,951
our good friend John Graff.
740
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,578
Which neither one of you
have ever been serious
741
00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:11,247
about entertaining him as a suspect.
742
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:15,209
Because, Dean,
why would you commit the perfect crime,
743
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,586
disappear for two decades,
744
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:21,841
then come back into town
just to torment you?
745
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:23,509
But that's what he did, right?
746
00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:25,720
I go downstairs,
there he is in the kitchen
747
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:28,014
and, next thing, I'm in
a conversation with the guy
748
00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:31,183
in which he practically admits
to murdering his daughter here!
749
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,269
No, you had a conversation with someone
750
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:37,064
who probably wanted you to think
he was John Graff. And it worked.
751
00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:40,484
-See, for us, John Graff is just a name.
752
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:44,530
You have a face in your head
and you're obsessing on it, day after day.
753
00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:46,574
Maybe it was motive for somebody else.
754
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:50,745
I can't! Please, God, please,
make it stop!
755
00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,456
I mean, come on, we sold the house!
756
00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:54,915
You're absolutely right.
757
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,834
I'm not looking at that board again.
758
00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:58,878
It's Bruce.
759
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:01,964
Hey, Bruce. Yeah.
760
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:04,675
What?
761
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,510
-What?
-They can't do that!
762
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:10,181
Okay.
763
00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:12,266
What is it? What happened?
764
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:15,019
They pulled the offer.
765
00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:16,645
What? Why?
766
00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:19,398
"House from Hell."
That's fantastic.
767
00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:21,817
"A New Jersey family is desperate to flee
768
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,569
what they thought was their dream home,
769
00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:26,614
in upscale Westfield,
after receiving anonymous letters,
770
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:29,367
that hint at satanic rituals
and mass murders,
771
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:31,952
as part of the home's secret past."
772
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,246
"The owners maintain that a satanic cabal
773
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,083
uses the 100-year-old home
as a meeting place
774
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:42,254
and can enter the home at will
via a series of secret passageways."
775
00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,172
Fuck!
776
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:48,594
You did this. This is you, right?
777
00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:51,389
Oh, wow,
what an astonishing feat of deduction,
778
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,808
seeing as how
I told you I was gonna do it!
779
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,976
Why?
I thought we were friends.
780
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,728
I thought we were friends too, cunt!
781
00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:59,730
Until you made all those accusations,
782
00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:02,983
storming into the country club,
in front of everybody,
783
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:07,154
and saying that I broke into your house
and that I killed your son's muskrat.
784
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:10,533
The club has now suspended
my membership, pending review.
785
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:13,285
We are selling this house, okay?
786
00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,079
So why do you have to screw it up
787
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:17,456
when we're actually trying to leave?
788
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,667
Because you don't deserve
to make a profit.
789
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,001
You don't deserve it!
790
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,003
You deserve to lose your shirts!
791
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,005
Fuck you, Karen.
792
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:28,801
No, fuck you.
793
00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:30,511
Fuck you! Because guess what?
794
00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:33,097
-Payback's a bitch!
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