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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,443 --> 00:00:06,043 (laughter) 2 00:00:06,044 --> 00:00:08,079 Ronny! Hey! Hey, Ronny! 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,714 Why is everyone so happy to see me? 4 00:00:10,715 --> 00:00:13,784 Oh, you're drinking. Makes more sense. 5 00:00:13,785 --> 00:00:14,985 We're celebrating. 6 00:00:14,986 --> 00:00:16,287 Sean just got some good news, 7 00:00:16,288 --> 00:00:17,455 but I don't want to steal his thunder. 8 00:00:17,456 --> 00:00:18,656 Sean, go ahead and tell him. 9 00:00:18,657 --> 00:00:20,424 Well... Sean's gonna be 10 00:00:20,425 --> 00:00:21,959 in the high school's Hall of Fame! 11 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,128 Hall of Fame! That's so cool. 12 00:00:24,129 --> 00:00:25,596 For athletics? 13 00:00:25,597 --> 00:00:26,797 No, Ronny. For academics. 14 00:00:26,798 --> 00:00:28,032 (laughing) 15 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:29,366 Wow. 16 00:00:29,367 --> 00:00:33,170 My son and my old assistant coach inducted in the same year. 17 00:00:33,171 --> 00:00:35,205 - Oh, Fatty's getting in? - Yeah. 18 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:36,740 This is the best thing to happen to him 19 00:00:36,741 --> 00:00:38,308 since he died of that heart attack. 20 00:00:39,244 --> 00:00:40,544 Yeah, since he died, 21 00:00:40,545 --> 00:00:42,479 I feel like he's really needed a win. 22 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:43,580 MARJORIE: It's nice 23 00:00:43,581 --> 00:00:45,015 that Elaine will be at the banquet 24 00:00:45,016 --> 00:00:46,283 to see him get inducted. 25 00:00:46,284 --> 00:00:47,384 Wait- what? 26 00:00:47,385 --> 00:00:48,552 Fatty's mother's gonna be there? 27 00:00:49,154 --> 00:00:50,254 I might not have told her 28 00:00:50,255 --> 00:00:51,421 about the baby. 29 00:00:52,657 --> 00:00:55,259 I have not told her about the baby. 30 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:56,693 Oh, Jackie! 31 00:00:56,694 --> 00:00:58,028 How do I tell a woman 32 00:00:58,029 --> 00:00:59,730 that I'm pregnant with her dead son's baby? 33 00:00:59,731 --> 00:01:02,199 It was hard enough to tell you guys, and you're my family. 34 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,367 You never judge me. 35 00:01:03,368 --> 00:01:05,335 You're right, Jackie. 36 00:01:05,336 --> 00:01:07,804 We are your family. 37 00:01:07,805 --> 00:01:09,139 Man, I thought I was off the hook 38 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:10,373 when I heard she retired out west. 39 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:12,843 She moved to Millbury. It's an hour away. 40 00:01:12,844 --> 00:01:13,844 Way out west. 41 00:01:13,845 --> 00:01:14,845 Wild West. 42 00:01:14,846 --> 00:01:16,012 No, modern suburb. 43 00:01:16,013 --> 00:01:17,714 They have three Chipotles. 44 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:20,684 Plus, this woman is grieving. 45 00:01:20,685 --> 00:01:21,851 She's been through a lot. 46 00:01:21,852 --> 00:01:22,986 I have no idea 47 00:01:22,987 --> 00:01:24,721 how she's gonna react to this, you know? 48 00:01:25,723 --> 00:01:27,991 When did Millbury get a third Chipotle? 49 00:01:29,026 --> 00:01:30,560 Hey, Gerard's here. 50 00:01:30,561 --> 00:01:32,395 Oh, my God, why is Gerard here? 51 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,030 Why are any of them here? 52 00:01:34,031 --> 00:01:35,832 They're always here. 53 00:01:35,833 --> 00:01:37,634 Quick, everybody hide your drinks. 54 00:01:37,635 --> 00:01:39,636 Why are we hiding our drinks? 55 00:01:39,637 --> 00:01:41,438 Gerard doesn't know about Sean's Hall of Fame thing. 56 00:01:41,439 --> 00:01:43,139 We don't want to make a big deal about it. 57 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:45,175 Why not? Well, you know how he gets 58 00:01:45,176 --> 00:01:46,342 when he's left out of things. 59 00:01:46,343 --> 00:01:47,911 Remember when Mike Mariano invited Sean 60 00:01:47,912 --> 00:01:50,246 to his tenth birthday party, but not Gerard? 61 00:01:50,247 --> 00:01:53,716 (explosive pop, children yelling) 62 00:01:53,717 --> 00:01:58,354 It didn't have to be this way, Mike Mariano! 63 00:01:58,355 --> 00:01:59,622 It's always broken my heart 64 00:01:59,623 --> 00:02:01,791 when one of my twins gets left out of something. 65 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:03,793 No matter how old Gerard gets, 66 00:02:03,794 --> 00:02:06,462 I still see my sad, innocent boy 67 00:02:06,463 --> 00:02:08,865 taking out a bounce house with a fireplace poker. 68 00:02:08,866 --> 00:02:10,800 (door opens) 69 00:02:10,801 --> 00:02:13,102 He's here. All right. Everybody look sad. 70 00:02:13,771 --> 00:02:15,037 No. Neutral. 71 00:02:15,739 --> 00:02:17,273 Give me an assortment. 72 00:02:18,075 --> 00:02:19,709 Hey. 73 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:21,244 ALL: Hey! 74 00:02:21,245 --> 00:02:23,045 ALL (sadly): Hey. 75 00:02:24,147 --> 00:02:25,381 - What's going on? - Not much. 76 00:02:25,382 --> 00:02:26,415 - Zero. - Nothing. 77 00:02:26,416 --> 00:02:27,950 Bought some stamps today. 78 00:02:27,951 --> 00:02:30,052 Used one of 'em. 79 00:02:30,854 --> 00:02:31,887 A little crooked, 80 00:02:31,888 --> 00:02:33,155 but I think it'll still go. 81 00:02:33,156 --> 00:02:34,824 Who's been drinking whiskey? 82 00:02:34,825 --> 00:02:37,460 - Oh, we have, a little. - Why? 83 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:40,663 Well, we were pretty jazzed about the stamps. 84 00:02:40,664 --> 00:02:41,764 Yeah, it's a good thing 85 00:02:41,765 --> 00:02:43,232 you didn't pick up your dry cleaning. 86 00:02:43,233 --> 00:02:44,734 You'd all be shooting up heroin. 87 00:02:45,569 --> 00:02:48,237 Uh, and also something about Sean... 88 00:02:48,238 --> 00:02:49,472 Yeah, what was it again? 89 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,440 Oh, hall of something. 90 00:02:51,441 --> 00:02:53,109 Oh, yeah, oh, right. 91 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:55,311 Sean may have gotten into the high school's Hall of Fame. 92 00:02:55,312 --> 00:02:56,312 Really? 93 00:02:56,313 --> 00:02:57,713 Or not. Who's to say? 94 00:02:57,714 --> 00:02:59,281 Uh, either way, no big deal. 95 00:02:59,282 --> 00:03:02,051 Want to see the stamps? They're state birds. 96 00:03:02,052 --> 00:03:04,553 Wait-did you get into the Hall of Fame, or didn't you? 97 00:03:04,554 --> 00:03:06,589 Maybe. Probably not. 98 00:03:06,590 --> 00:03:08,324 But yes. 99 00:03:08,325 --> 00:03:10,492 Good for you, Sean. 100 00:03:10,493 --> 00:03:12,227 You deserve it. 101 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:15,798 I mean... wow. 102 00:03:18,668 --> 00:03:21,236 And guess what? 103 00:03:21,237 --> 00:03:23,772 You got in, too! 104 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,274 (mutters) 105 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:26,475 No way. Are you serious? 106 00:03:26,476 --> 00:03:28,210 Uh... 107 00:03:28,211 --> 00:03:31,213 (laughing): Oh, my God! 108 00:03:31,214 --> 00:03:34,183 It's about time they recognized hustle and defense. 109 00:03:34,184 --> 00:03:35,984 It's not all about statistics, 110 00:03:35,985 --> 00:03:39,321 or flash or height. 111 00:03:39,322 --> 00:03:40,289 Oh, man. 112 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:41,990 This is a happy day. 113 00:03:41,991 --> 00:03:43,792 I'm gonna go get a glass. 114 00:03:44,494 --> 00:03:45,827 Amazing. 115 00:03:45,828 --> 00:03:47,362 (laughs) 116 00:03:47,363 --> 00:03:50,365 Hall of Famer Gerard McCarthy! 117 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:54,136 Oh... 118 00:03:54,137 --> 00:03:55,103 Thank God he bought it. 119 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:57,048 That could have been a disaster. 120 00:03:57,049 --> 00:04:00,673 Sync and corrections by: kDragon www.Addic7ed.com 121 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:05,641 The McCarthys S01E10 Original air date 16/01 122 00:04:05,642 --> 00:04:07,465 Please, ma'am, I know it's an odd request, 123 00:04:07,466 --> 00:04:09,634 but I was hoping you could help me. 124 00:04:09,635 --> 00:04:11,369 She's trying to get Gerard into the Hall of Fame. 125 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:12,470 Buckle up. 126 00:04:12,471 --> 00:04:15,507 Look, he was a skilled defensive player, 127 00:04:15,508 --> 00:04:18,143 no one hustled more than he did, and more importantly, 128 00:04:18,144 --> 00:04:21,079 I already told him he was in. 129 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,848 Well, you must not be a mother. 130 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:25,483 Oh, really? Eight kids? 131 00:04:25,484 --> 00:04:27,418 Wow. Good Lord. 132 00:04:27,419 --> 00:04:29,153 No wonder you're such a nightmare! 133 00:04:30,122 --> 00:04:31,823 Hello? 134 00:04:31,824 --> 00:04:33,458 Mom, I know 135 00:04:33,459 --> 00:04:34,826 it might not be pleasant, 136 00:04:34,827 --> 00:04:36,661 but you've got to tell Gerard the truth. 137 00:04:36,662 --> 00:04:38,329 Arthur, you're the head basketball coach. 138 00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:40,098 Can't you get Gerard in? 139 00:04:40,099 --> 00:04:41,899 He didn't earn it, Marjorie. 140 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:44,035 I've been coaching there successfully for 30 years, 141 00:04:44,036 --> 00:04:46,437 and I'm not even in the Hall of Fame. 142 00:04:46,438 --> 00:04:47,872 Are you sure about that, Dad? 143 00:04:47,873 --> 00:04:50,241 'Cause Mom might have some news. 144 00:04:50,809 --> 00:04:52,343 What are you doing, Dad? 145 00:04:52,344 --> 00:04:54,879 I'm trying to read a text mail. 146 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,814 You know you can make that bigger. 147 00:04:56,815 --> 00:04:58,549 Nah, this fits in my bag. 148 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:00,084 Huh. 149 00:05:00,085 --> 00:05:01,953 When they honor Fatty at the banquet, 150 00:05:01,954 --> 00:05:03,654 they want me to give a speech. 151 00:05:05,424 --> 00:05:07,725 What? What's wrong with my speeches? 152 00:05:07,726 --> 00:05:10,528 You tend to ramble just a bit. 153 00:05:10,529 --> 00:05:14,765 Interesting fact-bees actually communicate by dancing. 154 00:05:14,766 --> 00:05:17,001 I've never been stung by a bee. 155 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:19,870 Got attacked by a goose once. 156 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:21,939 Snatched the sandwich right out of my hand. 157 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:23,741 It was a pastrami Reuben. 158 00:05:23,742 --> 00:05:26,844 Of course, when I eat like that now, 159 00:05:26,845 --> 00:05:29,079 I pay for it. 160 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,215 Don't get old. 161 00:05:32,751 --> 00:05:36,153 Oh, right. Go Saints! 162 00:05:38,356 --> 00:05:40,257 I was going off the cuff. 163 00:05:40,258 --> 00:05:44,695 Hey, I like not knowing where a speech is gonna end, or if. 164 00:05:45,697 --> 00:05:47,097 Even still, maybe you should 165 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:48,866 write something down ahead of time. 166 00:05:48,867 --> 00:05:52,035 I don't know. It feels like cheating. 167 00:05:52,036 --> 00:05:55,205 Well, that pep rally speech felt like a geriatric fever dream. 168 00:05:55,206 --> 00:05:57,040 Write something down. 169 00:05:57,041 --> 00:05:58,242 Hey, guys. 170 00:05:58,243 --> 00:06:00,511 Just told Katrina I got in the Hall of Fame. 171 00:06:00,512 --> 00:06:01,945 She couldn't believe it. I said, "What? 172 00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:04,414 You think I'm making it up, just to mess with you?" 173 00:06:04,415 --> 00:06:06,817 Like I'm some kind of a monster. 174 00:06:06,818 --> 00:06:11,321 That does sound like something a monster would do. 175 00:06:11,322 --> 00:06:13,890 So, I was thinking, why don't we all go out to lunch 176 00:06:13,891 --> 00:06:15,659 to celebrate me and Sean getting in? 177 00:06:16,861 --> 00:06:18,862 Uh... 178 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:22,632 Gerard... 179 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,968 is right. Let's go to lunch! 180 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:25,936 GERARD: Awesome. 181 00:06:25,937 --> 00:06:28,071 Let's do it! 182 00:06:30,541 --> 00:06:33,543 Really? Lunch? 183 00:06:33,544 --> 00:06:36,046 What, you want him to be disappointed and hungry? 184 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,547 Maybe you're the monster. 185 00:06:37,548 --> 00:06:39,716 (laughs) 186 00:06:41,586 --> 00:06:44,054 And I tell the guy, "I don't care how much the suit costs. 187 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:46,223 You only get into the Hall of Fame once." 188 00:06:46,224 --> 00:06:47,891 Or sometimes not at all. 189 00:06:48,793 --> 00:06:49,726 Hey, it's Charlie Ellis. 190 00:06:49,727 --> 00:06:51,127 Charlie! No. What are you doing? 191 00:06:51,128 --> 00:06:52,162 Don't call him over here. 192 00:06:52,163 --> 00:06:53,263 Ma, he's the athletic director. 193 00:06:53,264 --> 00:06:54,464 I want to thank him. 194 00:06:54,465 --> 00:06:55,832 Oh, table's a little wobbly. 195 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,267 We should probably go. 196 00:06:57,268 --> 00:06:59,536 - Hey, Coach. - Hey, Charlie. 197 00:06:59,537 --> 00:07:02,205 So, I guess some, uh, congratulations are in order. 198 00:07:02,206 --> 00:07:03,506 - Thank you. - Thank you. 199 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:06,476 Is Fatty's mom definitely going to the banquet? 200 00:07:06,477 --> 00:07:08,545 - Yeah, she is. - Damn it. 201 00:07:09,246 --> 00:07:11,714 I bet she's a sweet lady, right? 202 00:07:11,715 --> 00:07:13,783 You kidding? She's a tough old bird. 203 00:07:14,818 --> 00:07:15,952 I bet she's fun 204 00:07:15,953 --> 00:07:17,220 when she's surprised, though. 205 00:07:17,221 --> 00:07:18,621 Oh, no. I remember one time... 206 00:07:18,622 --> 00:07:20,790 Got it. Fun when she's surprised. Thanks, Charlie. 207 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:23,826 So, you've obviously got a case of the got-to-goes, 208 00:07:23,827 --> 00:07:24,961 so, get going, cowboy! 209 00:07:24,962 --> 00:07:26,362 Oh, wait, Charlie. Uh, 210 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,930 any time limit on the speeches? 211 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:29,799 No, no, no. Sean can talk as long as he likes. 212 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,833 What about me? 213 00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:32,068 What about you? 214 00:07:32,069 --> 00:07:33,703 I mean, am I crazy? 215 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:36,506 It's like eating in an earthquake. 216 00:07:36,507 --> 00:07:38,274 Oh, I'm sorry. You under the impression 217 00:07:38,275 --> 00:07:39,508 that you're gonna give a speech? 218 00:07:39,509 --> 00:07:41,410 Oh, look, Charlie, your kids just got their appetizers. 219 00:07:41,411 --> 00:07:42,545 Go join 'em. 220 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:43,679 Those aren't my kids. 221 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,582 Ooh, scandal. We won't tell. Bye-bye. 222 00:07:48,752 --> 00:07:50,519 Ma, why was Charlie acting 223 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,355 like Sean was the only one who got in? 224 00:07:52,356 --> 00:07:54,123 I... Oh, oh, look at that. 225 00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:57,126 Look at that. Oh, look at this, like... 226 00:07:57,127 --> 00:07:58,327 wobbled off the table. 227 00:07:58,328 --> 00:07:59,595 Let's go eat at home. 228 00:07:59,596 --> 00:08:01,764 Wait. What's going on? 229 00:08:01,765 --> 00:08:03,733 Gerard... 230 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:06,836 you didn't get into the Hall of Fame. 231 00:08:06,837 --> 00:08:08,604 You all lied to me? 232 00:08:08,605 --> 00:08:10,005 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. 233 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:12,141 I didn't want you to feel left out. 234 00:08:12,142 --> 00:08:16,278 So instead, you let me walk around humiliating myself? 235 00:08:16,279 --> 00:08:18,347 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 236 00:08:20,617 --> 00:08:23,385 Ma's right. This is a little wobbly. 237 00:08:29,511 --> 00:08:30,778 Gerard, I am so sorry. 238 00:08:30,779 --> 00:08:32,880 I don't know what I did to give you the impression 239 00:08:32,881 --> 00:08:34,949 that you were in the Hall of Fame. 240 00:08:36,018 --> 00:08:37,385 Anyway, call me back 241 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:40,688 so we can get to the bottom of this strange mystery. 242 00:08:41,457 --> 00:08:43,624 Stop leaving him crazy phone mails. 243 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:45,793 You're gonna fill up his whole cassette. 244 00:08:45,794 --> 00:08:48,863 And we'll have to go back in time to get a new one. 245 00:08:50,098 --> 00:08:51,365 Dad, what is all that? 246 00:08:51,366 --> 00:08:52,800 My speech for Fatty. 247 00:08:52,801 --> 00:08:54,101 I took Ronny's advice, 248 00:08:54,102 --> 00:08:55,803 and I wrote down some of my thoughts. 249 00:08:57,339 --> 00:09:00,274 Looks like you wrote down all of your thoughts. 250 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:01,308 Since birth. 251 00:09:01,309 --> 00:09:02,810 Take a look, wise guy, 252 00:09:02,811 --> 00:09:03,978 and let me know what you think. 253 00:09:03,979 --> 00:09:06,113 Here, everyone take a chapter. 254 00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:10,251 Mine starts with 255 00:09:10,252 --> 00:09:13,120 why every man should own a handkerchief and a shoehorn. 256 00:09:13,121 --> 00:09:17,091 Mine appears to be a lukewarm review of the movie War Horse. 257 00:09:17,092 --> 00:09:19,527 I got the goose attack story again. 258 00:09:20,462 --> 00:09:22,897 Dad, just speak from the heart about Fatty, 259 00:09:22,898 --> 00:09:24,265 and cut everything else. 260 00:09:24,266 --> 00:09:27,234 Especially this part where you rant against the government. 261 00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:28,836 We're gonna get audited. 262 00:09:30,138 --> 00:09:31,872 (door opens) 263 00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:35,843 Hello, liars. 264 00:09:37,145 --> 00:09:38,245 You're still mad? 265 00:09:38,246 --> 00:09:40,247 Yes, I am. I'm mad that you lied to me. 266 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:42,449 I'm sorry. I love too hard. 267 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:44,418 It's my one weakness. 268 00:09:44,419 --> 00:09:47,154 And I'm mad at the rest of you for going along with it. 269 00:09:47,155 --> 00:09:49,857 But mostly, I'm mad at myself for even caring about it. 270 00:09:49,858 --> 00:09:52,893 I mean, who needs the stupid Hall of Fame? 271 00:09:52,894 --> 00:09:55,696 It's just a popularity contest, anyway. 272 00:09:55,697 --> 00:09:58,932 Well, it is also based on being a great player. 273 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,667 Whoa. 274 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,036 What are you saying? I wasn't a great player? 275 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,271 You were pretty good. 276 00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:05,305 Pretty good? 277 00:10:05,306 --> 00:10:06,907 Let's go to the cinema! 278 00:10:08,443 --> 00:10:09,810 In a sec, Ma. 279 00:10:09,811 --> 00:10:12,946 We're in the middle of an awkward conversation. 280 00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:15,515 Okay, maybe back then you might have been better. 281 00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:17,484 But right now I bet I could take you. 282 00:10:17,485 --> 00:10:18,652 I don't think so, Gerard. 283 00:10:18,653 --> 00:10:19,653 Let's play right now. 284 00:10:19,654 --> 00:10:20,654 What are you afraid of? 285 00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:22,722 Spiders. 286 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,025 I'm gonna beat you. 287 00:10:25,026 --> 00:10:26,726 This isn't high school anymore. 288 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,962 I'm in great shape. You got old. 289 00:10:28,963 --> 00:10:31,097 You're twins. You're exactly the same age. 290 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,432 He's two minutes older than me, 291 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,768 and those two minutes have not been kind. 292 00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:36,002 Come on. 293 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,137 Backyard. Right now. 294 00:10:37,138 --> 00:10:38,905 I'm gonna kick your ass into next week. 295 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:41,508 Oh, yeah? Well, I say we're gonna play hard and fair 296 00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:43,376 and see who the best player is. 297 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:44,911 Suck on that. 298 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:51,384 Well, Sean's not getting into the Trash Talk Hall of Fame. 299 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:55,321 But Gerard's fired up. This game might be interesting. 300 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,758 That game was not interesting. 301 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,160 Congrats, Sean. You're better at basketball. 302 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,595 You know it, I know it, 303 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:05,164 everyone on Jackie's Instagram knows it. 304 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,700 I'm sorry. I hadn't posted in a while. 305 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,469 I hope you're happy now. 306 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,571 You know what? I'm not happy. 307 00:11:11,572 --> 00:11:14,374 - Why not? - Gerard, I might be better at basketball, 308 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,476 but you're better at every other thing. 309 00:11:16,477 --> 00:11:18,044 Oh, so you... 310 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,812 Wait, what's this now? 311 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,515 You got a girlfriend. I'm single. 312 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,283 You're a teacher. I'm a sub. 313 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:28,454 You have luxurious hair. I have somewhat of a helmet. 314 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,889 And now I'm finally 315 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,524 gonna get an award for the one thing 316 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,460 that I did well 20 years ago, and you had to ruin that for me? 317 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,996 Thanks a lot. I'm going home. 318 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:40,333 Sean, no, wait. 319 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,502 So now that one's got feelings? 320 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,339 You people are exhausting. 321 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,011 (low, indistinct conversation) 322 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:55,181 (quietly): Sean is still mad. Gerard's not even here. 323 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,883 I feel terrible. I really messed this up, didn't I? 324 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,786 - Mm. - You're right. I shouldn't beat myself up. 325 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,388 Thanks, Ronny. 326 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,892 I've had mop water that tastes better than this. 327 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,560 Oh, she seems fun. 328 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,062 That's Fatty's mom. 329 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,897 Oh, she seems fun. 330 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,699 I can't tell her, Ronny. 331 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,800 Sure you can. 332 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,268 Even if she doesn't react well, 333 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,404 ultimately she'll be okay with it. 334 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,873 It's not just her. Then what is it? 335 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,842 I just wish this wasn't the story of how my baby came to be. 336 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,078 Once upon a time, I had a one-night stand in the back 337 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,280 of a Mazda with a guy who died two weeks later. 338 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,515 The end. 339 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,950 Hey, the dad died in The Lion King. 340 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:35,654 They made a film and a musical out of that. 341 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,322 I didn't love the musical. 342 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,423 Puppets take me out of things. 343 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,358 But the songs were... 344 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,260 - Ronny... - Okay, right. 345 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,895 My other point is that for Fatty's mom, 346 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,864 you can dress up the story a little. 347 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,633 Maybe it wasn't a one-night stand. 348 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,936 Maybe it was a budding relationship. 349 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,704 Oh, that's romantic. 350 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:53,805 Oh, that really works. 351 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,340 - See? - (laughs) 352 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,379 Great picture. 353 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,716 Yeah, it's like he's still here with us. 354 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:05,784 Really? How so? 355 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,252 How is he still here with us? 356 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,020 No, I meant... Mrs. McFadden, 357 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,288 I don't know if you remember us. 358 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,157 I'm Ronny McCarthy, Arthur's son. 359 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,359 No? Okay. (clears his throat) 360 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,962 Anyway, this is my sister Jackie. 361 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,129 Well... 362 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,831 your parents must be very happy 363 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,566 that you're both still living. 364 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,334 Are we done? 365 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,437 - Yes. - No. 366 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,173 Jackie and Fatty were actually... 367 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,641 close. 368 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,775 You were? 369 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,310 Very close. 370 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,779 We had a... budding romance. 371 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,248 - Really? - Yeah. 372 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,317 He was a great guy. 373 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,152 He sure was. 374 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,289 I only wish we had something more to remember him by. 375 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,260 Well, we don't. 376 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,263 Anyway, better go find my seat. 377 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,567 Why didn't you tell her? 378 00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:57,935 I couldn't find my opening. 379 00:13:57,936 --> 00:13:59,170 Really? That wasn't an opening? 380 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,638 What were you hoping for? 381 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,807 "Anyone carrying Fatty's baby raise your hand"? 382 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,041 Excuse me. 383 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,209 (both gasp) 384 00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,944 They want me to speak about Fatty. 385 00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:09,447 But as you can see, I'm already very emotional. 386 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,848 Clearly. 387 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,483 But as you and he were so close, 388 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:15,620 I'd like to ask you to speak about Fatty instead. 389 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:18,823 Oh... boy. 390 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:19,991 I'm honored... 391 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,592 Great. I'll let them know. 392 00:14:27,536 --> 00:14:28,636 Good evening. 393 00:14:28,637 --> 00:14:31,038 I'm Athletic Director Charlie Ellis. 394 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:33,641 Now, before we start tonight's ceremony, 395 00:14:33,642 --> 00:14:35,543 I- I want to clear one thing up. 396 00:14:35,544 --> 00:14:37,712 There is no truth to the rumors 397 00:14:37,713 --> 00:14:40,481 of steroid use by our Lady Saints. 398 00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:44,452 They are athletic gals who play clean volleyball. 399 00:14:44,453 --> 00:14:45,686 All right. 400 00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:47,822 With that unpleasantness behind us, 401 00:14:47,823 --> 00:14:51,092 I'd like to introduce our first inductee. 402 00:14:51,093 --> 00:14:52,893 Sean McCarthy, who... 403 00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:54,562 Wait! Wait. 404 00:14:54,563 --> 00:14:57,965 He came! He came in dramatic fashion. 405 00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,734 I've got something to say if that's alright with you. 406 00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:01,936 Well, it's not. 407 00:15:01,937 --> 00:15:04,972 But you've already taken the microphone, so... 408 00:15:06,575 --> 00:15:09,176 Thanks, Chuck. 409 00:15:09,177 --> 00:15:11,912 Sean McCarthy was, and still is, 410 00:15:11,913 --> 00:15:14,181 an incredible basketball player. 411 00:15:14,182 --> 00:15:16,116 But more importantly, 412 00:15:16,117 --> 00:15:18,152 he's an incredible brother. 413 00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:21,155 He deserves this. 414 00:15:21,156 --> 00:15:23,624 And the Hall of Fame is lucky to have him. 415 00:15:27,629 --> 00:15:30,364 Seems that's something they could've worked out in private. 416 00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:32,032 But there you go. 417 00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:34,234 Anyway, without further ado... 418 00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:35,936 Now, I need this. 419 00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:38,639 Oh, good. Further ado. 420 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,041 I would like to introduce 421 00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:42,943 all of you to a very brave young man 422 00:15:42,944 --> 00:15:44,911 named Gerard McCarthy. 423 00:15:44,912 --> 00:15:46,680 Do you know why he is so brave? 424 00:15:46,681 --> 00:15:48,715 Not really. 425 00:15:48,716 --> 00:15:50,684 He came here tonight 426 00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:53,387 and courageously spoke to a group 427 00:15:53,388 --> 00:15:55,088 that didn't think to include him. 428 00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:56,590 He wasn't even a starter. 429 00:15:56,591 --> 00:15:57,991 Charlie, please. 430 00:15:57,992 --> 00:15:59,426 This is Gerard's moment. 431 00:15:59,427 --> 00:16:00,994 No, actually it's not. You see here... 432 00:16:00,995 --> 00:16:02,696 Well, to me, it is. 433 00:16:02,697 --> 00:16:04,131 Sean may have been the one to get 434 00:16:04,132 --> 00:16:05,799 into your stupid little Hall of Fame. 435 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,901 We're very proud of you, Sean. 436 00:16:07,902 --> 00:16:09,035 Thanks, Ma. 437 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:12,038 But tonight, I'm proud of Gerard, too. 438 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,640 What the...? 439 00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:15,575 Mike Mariano's being inducted? 440 00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:16,710 Well, time permitting. 441 00:16:16,711 --> 00:16:18,678 Mike, could you stand up, please? 442 00:16:20,014 --> 00:16:22,882 Who invites only one twin to a birthday party? 443 00:16:22,883 --> 00:16:25,752 Shame on you! 444 00:16:27,388 --> 00:16:30,723 Anyway, before I get us off track... 445 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,358 this is Sean's night. 446 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,560 Sean, get up here. 447 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:43,503 Thank you, Charlie, for that warm introduction. 448 00:16:45,139 --> 00:16:47,407 Okay, now a special treat: 449 00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:51,411 a McCarthy who's actually scheduled to speak. 450 00:16:51,412 --> 00:16:52,945 Arthur McCarthy will honor 451 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,914 our beloved assistant coach, 452 00:16:54,915 --> 00:16:58,051 the late Edgar "Fatty" McFadden. 453 00:16:58,052 --> 00:17:00,720 Remember, Dad, brief. 454 00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:10,430 Ladies and gentlemen, 455 00:17:10,431 --> 00:17:12,865 tonight we honor Fatty McFadden, 456 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,134 a great assistant coach. 457 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,271 Thank you. 458 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,741 Thanks, Ronny. I made some cuts. 459 00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:22,942 Could not tell. 460 00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:24,110 It was such a blur. 461 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,678 Did I mention he was assistant coach? 462 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:27,780 You opened and closed with that. 463 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,682 Well, thank you, Arthur, 464 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:32,385 for giving us back some of the time your family took. 465 00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:36,622 Now, to speak on behalf of, uh, Fatty's mother Elaine, 466 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,391 I'd like to bring up another McCarthy. 467 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,426 Uh, Jackie, 468 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,727 would you mind coming up? 469 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,828 And those of you who are playing 470 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,196 McCarthy Bingo, you can cover 471 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,932 your Jackie square now. 472 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,574 Fatty and I had 473 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,178 a powerful connection. 474 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,514 I will always have... 475 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,550 fond memories of... 476 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,386 our time together. 477 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,089 And a baby. 478 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,024 There will be no follow-up questions. Thank you. 479 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,995 What did you say? 480 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,530 No follow up questions? 481 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,332 Are you having my son's baby? 482 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,833 Yes. 483 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,105 This is what I didn't get from The Lion King. 484 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,576 SEAN: Hey! 485 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,778 Where you been? 486 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,147 I want to thank you for saying all that nice stuff. 487 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,481 I meant every word of it. 488 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,849 I also got you this. 489 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,320 Whoa-oh-oh! Wow! 490 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,622 Yeah. 491 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,957 It's the game-winning shot you made at Hyde Park. 492 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,027 There's you sitting on the bench smiling. 493 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,363 Did you Photoshop that smile? 494 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,132 Yup. Also covered up 495 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,167 a rude gesture I was making. 496 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:59,571 Is that why you're holding a pineapple? 497 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,339 I'm not great at Photoshop. 498 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,874 I like it. 499 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,176 It's whimsical. Thanks, buddy. 500 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:07,078 Well, it all worked out. 501 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,147 We all grew and we all moved on. 502 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,715 Am I responsible? 503 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:11,583 - Yes. - Totally. 504 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,785 Who knows? We all moved on. 505 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,386 - Marjorie? - All right, fine. 506 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,155 Gerard, I'm sorry. 507 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,425 It's just that I always want life to be fair for you two. 508 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,026 And I never want either one of you 509 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:24,128 to have less than the other one. 510 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:27,165 Ma, I appreciate that, but we're grown-ups now. 511 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,366 I know that. 512 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,169 Ooh! Mini cupcakes. May I have one, Ma? 513 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,338 Yes, but be sure that Gerard has one, too. 514 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,274 Or not. What do I care? Grow up already! 515 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,043 Time for a toast. 516 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,715 To this family. 517 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,035 I think he's done. 518 00:19:49,036 --> 00:19:52,335 Sync and corrections by: kDragon www.Addic7ed.com 519 00:19:52,385 --> 00:19:56,935 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35954

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