Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,567
Wow.
2
00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:05,936
Feels weird
being in your office
3
00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:07,939
now that we're a couple.
4
00:00:07,881 --> 00:00:09,282
I don't know how to act.
5
00:00:09,253 --> 00:00:11,220
Caitlin,
we've discussed this.
6
00:00:11,165 --> 00:00:13,199
When we're here,
we're all business.
7
00:00:13,141 --> 00:00:14,507
Okay.
8
00:00:14,479 --> 00:00:16,713
We came in under budget
on the library renovation.
9
00:00:16,646 --> 00:00:18,713
That is great.
10
00:00:18,654 --> 00:00:21,222
Really, really great.
11
00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:22,841
What are you doing?
12
00:00:22,798 --> 00:00:25,464
I'm exercising
good management skills.
13
00:00:25,379 --> 00:00:27,312
The best way
to acknowledge a job well done
14
00:00:27,259 --> 00:00:28,626
is with a stroke
of the hair.
15
00:00:28,599 --> 00:00:30,399
Hey, Charlie, guess what.
16
00:00:30,351 --> 00:00:33,051
Got that swing vote
for that education proposal.
17
00:00:32,964 --> 00:00:34,664
That's great, Paul.
Yeah.
18
00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:39,007
Really, really great.
19
00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,089
Yeah.
20
00:00:51,577 --> 00:00:55,444
I also got out
that press release.
21
00:01:24,339 --> 00:01:26,639
Charlie, I got us
a reservation
22
00:01:26,571 --> 00:01:28,671
at Vince & Eddie's
for dinner tonight.
23
00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:31,310
Oh. That's great.
24
00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:33,258
Don't worry. I know there's
a Knicks game,
25
00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,900
so I got us a table
by the bar
26
00:01:34,857 --> 00:01:36,458
so you could watch it.
27
00:01:36,419 --> 00:01:40,085
That is the most beautiful
thing I've ever heard.
28
00:01:39,957 --> 00:01:42,057
You know me so well.
29
00:01:41,996 --> 00:01:43,763
There are advantages
to dating a friend.
30
00:01:43,717 --> 00:01:46,284
You're right. You know,
this is the first relationship
31
00:01:46,204 --> 00:01:48,603
I've been in where I can just
relax and be myself.
32
00:01:48,529 --> 00:01:50,863
Whoops.
33
00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:55,499
Sorry.
34
00:01:58,027 --> 00:01:59,494
There's the new couple.
35
00:01:59,462 --> 00:02:01,529
Are you guys telling
anyone yet?
36
00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:02,802
No.
37
00:02:02,775 --> 00:02:04,875
I'm the only one
who knows about you two?
38
00:02:04,816 --> 00:02:07,649
Knows what
about them?
39
00:02:07,556 --> 00:02:10,490
Well, if you add
Charlie and Caitlin's ages,
40
00:02:10,393 --> 00:02:12,360
divide by 7,
and add 1,800,
41
00:02:12,305 --> 00:02:14,972
you get...
The year of Lincoln's birth.
42
00:02:16,289 --> 00:02:19,656
Why wasn't I told
about this?
43
00:02:20,782 --> 00:02:22,682
Guys, let me introduce you
to the organizer
44
00:02:22,631 --> 00:02:23,864
of the mayors'
conference.
45
00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:25,343
Charlie, this is...
46
00:02:25,309 --> 00:02:27,242
Carla Hayes.
47
00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,989
Right. And, Carla,
this is Charlie...
48
00:02:28,942 --> 00:02:30,675
Charlie Crawford.
49
00:02:30,631 --> 00:02:33,664
Wow, you guys
are really good at this.
50
00:02:33,564 --> 00:02:36,497
The last time I saw you was
that ski weekend in Vermont.
51
00:02:36,399 --> 00:02:39,366
That's right.
We rented that amazing condo.
52
00:02:39,268 --> 00:02:41,901
Remember the security
busted us for trespassing?
53
00:02:41,817 --> 00:02:44,918
BOTH: In the neighbors'
hot tub!
54
00:02:44,813 --> 00:02:49,546
That was so great.
Ha ha ha.
55
00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:53,238
[CLEARS THROAT]
It wasn't that great.
56
00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:55,466
I'm sorry. Carla, this is
Caitlin, and that's Carter.
57
00:02:55,395 --> 00:02:56,862
Nice to meet you.
58
00:02:56,829 --> 00:02:59,462
Well, I have meetings to go to.
You want to walk me out?
59
00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,911
Sure.
60
00:03:04,031 --> 00:03:05,598
Wow.
61
00:03:05,562 --> 00:03:07,462
That was uncomfortable.
62
00:03:07,410 --> 00:03:08,809
Oh, it sure was.
63
00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:11,613
How bad did she want me?
64
00:03:17,162 --> 00:03:19,129
I can't stand
these conventions.
65
00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,041
Nothing but a bunch
of glad-handing
66
00:03:20,986 --> 00:03:22,687
and corny jokes, huh?
67
00:03:22,644 --> 00:03:24,877
Here comes the mayor
of Milwaukee.
68
00:03:24,811 --> 00:03:26,778
Hey, bill,
how's Milwaukee?
69
00:03:26,723 --> 00:03:28,090
Anything brewin'?
70
00:03:28,062 --> 00:03:29,495
Ah ha ha ha.
71
00:03:29,465 --> 00:03:31,198
Ha ha!
72
00:03:31,153 --> 00:03:33,753
Oh, that was painful.
73
00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,471
Here comes Philadelphia.
Hey! Bruce!
74
00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:38,391
When are you going to fix
the crack in that bell, huh?
75
00:03:38,292 --> 00:03:40,526
Ha ha ha.
76
00:03:40,459 --> 00:03:42,826
I hate myself.
77
00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:44,421
Uh-oh.
Hollywood's in the house.
78
00:03:44,379 --> 00:03:45,513
Here's the mayor of L.A.
79
00:03:45,495 --> 00:03:47,662
I can't stand that stone Taylor.
80
00:03:47,599 --> 00:03:51,599
Leave it to the mayor of L.A.
to show up an hour late, huh?
81
00:03:51,456 --> 00:03:53,189
Always has to make
an entrance.
82
00:03:53,144 --> 00:03:56,177
Hey, stone! Well, that's
some soft-looking leather.
83
00:03:56,077 --> 00:03:58,510
Oh, well, I had
the jacket custom made.
84
00:03:58,434 --> 00:04:00,701
I'm talking about
your face.
85
00:04:00,634 --> 00:04:02,568
[LAUGHING]
86
00:04:02,514 --> 00:04:05,414
But I guess that's been
custom made, too, huh?
87
00:04:05,319 --> 00:04:07,119
[LAUGHING]
88
00:04:07,071 --> 00:04:08,639
Speaking of which,
is that a new chin?
89
00:04:08,602 --> 00:04:10,402
Yes, it is.
90
00:04:10,354 --> 00:04:12,321
I was wondering what
they did with my old one.
91
00:04:12,267 --> 00:04:13,900
It appears they stuck it
under yours.
92
00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:17,994
[LAUGHING]
93
00:04:17,844 --> 00:04:20,111
Why don't we put
our personal issues aside,
94
00:04:20,044 --> 00:04:22,877
stone, and concentrate
on the cities that we represent?
95
00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:24,083
I guess you've heard about
96
00:04:24,058 --> 00:04:26,959
the new state-of-the-art
performance center we have.
97
00:04:26,863 --> 00:04:28,197
Houses three shows
at once.
98
00:04:28,170 --> 00:04:29,337
Well, that's cute.
99
00:04:29,317 --> 00:04:32,618
Maybe you've heard
of a thing called Broadway.
100
00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:35,138
Yeah, we have year-round
beautiful weather.
101
00:04:35,054 --> 00:04:37,254
Well, we've got year-round
intelligence.
102
00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:40,589
Oh, yeah? Our sister city
is going to be Paris.
103
00:04:40,472 --> 00:04:43,672
Well, our sister city
is...
104
00:04:43,563 --> 00:04:45,030
Um, what?
105
00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:46,163
Ottawa.
106
00:04:46,145 --> 00:04:48,812
Ottawa. Ha ha ha ha!
107
00:04:48,727 --> 00:04:51,626
Ottawa. Good for you.
108
00:04:51,532 --> 00:04:54,831
I hear they have
a wonderful personality.
109
00:04:54,717 --> 00:04:57,018
Ha ha ha ha!
110
00:04:56,949 --> 00:04:59,249
New York is the greatest city
in the free world.
111
00:04:59,181 --> 00:05:00,680
How did we end up
with ottawa?
112
00:05:00,646 --> 00:05:02,546
Sir, it is the capital
of Canada.
113
00:05:02,494 --> 00:05:04,494
Well, that's like being
the president
114
00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,739
of the audio/visual club.
115
00:05:05,714 --> 00:05:07,814
I was the president
of the audio/visual...
116
00:05:07,753 --> 00:05:09,220
well, not president.
117
00:05:09,187 --> 00:05:10,821
I was recording secretary.
118
00:05:12,056 --> 00:05:14,023
Sir, if you're not happy
with ottawa,
119
00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:15,368
other cities
are available.
120
00:05:15,339 --> 00:05:16,872
Oh, really? Such as?
121
00:05:16,836 --> 00:05:20,669
Well, uh, okay. Tokyo.
Too crowded.
122
00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:21,667
Melbourne.
123
00:05:21,648 --> 00:05:23,648
Mel-boring.
124
00:05:23,593 --> 00:05:25,826
Hey, guys, you got to come
to the back table.
125
00:05:25,761 --> 00:05:27,894
Stone Taylor is telling
crazy stories
126
00:05:27,832 --> 00:05:29,632
about his Oscar after-party.
127
00:05:29,585 --> 00:05:31,651
You don't want to miss it.
128
00:05:31,593 --> 00:05:37,059
[GALES OF LAUGHTER DRIFTFROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM]
129
00:05:36,851 --> 00:05:38,085
Go ahead, Paul.
130
00:05:46,062 --> 00:05:49,196
Oh, my God.
131
00:05:49,089 --> 00:05:50,423
Is that Joseph Maxwell?
132
00:05:50,396 --> 00:05:52,029
Yeah, he's covering
the conference
133
00:05:51,989 --> 00:05:53,657
for "today's world"
magazine.
134
00:05:53,615 --> 00:05:55,014
What's the big deal?
135
00:05:54,985 --> 00:05:56,885
He's pulitzer prize-
winning writer,
136
00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,801
not to mention
a champion triathlete,
137
00:05:58,746 --> 00:06:01,514
plus he was voted one of
the 10 sexiest men in New York.
138
00:06:01,424 --> 00:06:03,656
That list is the dumbest thing
in the world.
139
00:06:03,591 --> 00:06:05,424
Weren't you number 11?
140
00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,076
Yeah.
141
00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,433
But if Alec Baldwin
porks up again, I'm in.
142
00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:14,458
Carter, can I talk to you
about something?
143
00:06:14,395 --> 00:06:16,095
Yeah, sure. What's up?
144
00:06:16,052 --> 00:06:17,753
I can't stop thinking
about that woman
145
00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,410
that Charlie was with
before.
146
00:06:19,367 --> 00:06:21,267
I mean, I know
all about his past,
147
00:06:21,216 --> 00:06:23,583
and now that we're together,
just seeing him
148
00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,676
with one of his exes
really bothered me.
149
00:06:25,613 --> 00:06:27,247
Caitlin, anyone would
feel the same.
150
00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:28,607
Well, I'm not sure
what to do.
151
00:06:28,577 --> 00:06:30,511
I mean, I don't want to be
the kind of person
152
00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,092
who turns everything
into a big deal,
153
00:06:32,051 --> 00:06:34,284
but if this relationship
is going to have a chance,
154
00:06:34,218 --> 00:06:36,185
we have to be able
to talk about everything.
155
00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:37,464
You don't have a choice.
156
00:06:37,437 --> 00:06:39,404
You got to confront
the situation.
157
00:06:39,349 --> 00:06:41,449
Or you'll wind up
one of those pathetic people
158
00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:42,756
who play passive-aggressive
games.
159
00:06:42,727 --> 00:06:44,328
I've learned that much
in 36 years.
160
00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:46,057
Oh, my God,
I am so sorry.
161
00:06:46,011 --> 00:06:48,477
I forgot it was
your birthday yesterday.
162
00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,834
It's no big deal.
163
00:06:49,804 --> 00:06:51,104
I bought myself a cake,
164
00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,945
I sat home alone,
and I ate it.
165
00:06:52,895 --> 00:06:54,228
Ha.
166
00:06:54,201 --> 00:06:56,168
Happy Birthday to me.
167
00:06:58,345 --> 00:07:01,911
Um, Charlie, I want
to talk to you about Carla
168
00:07:01,786 --> 00:07:04,454
and how uncomfortable
it was seeing her.
169
00:07:04,368 --> 00:07:09,101
Don't let it bother you.
I was fine.
170
00:07:08,926 --> 00:07:11,859
By the way, thanks for being
so cool about it.
171
00:07:11,762 --> 00:07:13,229
What do you mean?
172
00:07:13,197 --> 00:07:15,329
Well, most women
would have flipped out
173
00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:16,735
and gotten jealous.
174
00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:19,201
Then they'd want to talk
about every tiny detail.
175
00:07:19,124 --> 00:07:20,957
So, if someone
felt jealous,
176
00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,442
they should just
keep it to themself?
177
00:07:23,363 --> 00:07:25,196
Why would someone
want to show
178
00:07:25,148 --> 00:07:26,781
that side of themselves,
anyways?
179
00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:29,174
It's such an ugly,
weak emotion.
180
00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,733
So you're saying
you never get jealous?
181
00:07:31,649 --> 00:07:33,316
No, never.
182
00:07:33,276 --> 00:07:36,408
I have self-confidence.
183
00:07:36,302 --> 00:07:40,803
Well, this conversation
has been very enlightening.
184
00:07:41,848 --> 00:07:43,214
I'm glad we talked.
185
00:07:43,187 --> 00:07:47,420
That's what I'm here for.
186
00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,732
Man, are we clicking.
187
00:07:54,979 --> 00:07:57,079
I am proud to proclaim
sisterhood
188
00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:59,318
between the great city
of New York
189
00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:00,717
and the very...
190
00:08:00,684 --> 00:08:02,484
Pleasant city of ottawa.
191
00:08:02,436 --> 00:08:03,969
Thank you, sir.
192
00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:06,335
I know you won't be
disappointed with ottawa.
193
00:08:06,261 --> 00:08:08,528
We're the home
of 5-pin bowling,
194
00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:10,127
nursing mother
breast pads,
195
00:08:10,085 --> 00:08:13,219
and the best back bacon
west of lake champlain.
196
00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:14,579
Oh! Ha ha.
197
00:08:14,546 --> 00:08:16,580
Ottawa... the Paris...
198
00:08:16,523 --> 00:08:20,124
Of central Canada.
199
00:08:19,997 --> 00:08:21,296
Excuse me, sir.
200
00:08:21,272 --> 00:08:24,606
Excuse me, eh?
201
00:08:24,491 --> 00:08:27,558
Sir, I crashed the crepe expo
at the French embassy
202
00:08:27,455 --> 00:08:29,622
this morning
like you asked me to.
203
00:08:29,559 --> 00:08:31,125
I didn't ask you
to do that.
204
00:08:31,088 --> 00:08:32,921
Right, right, right.
Anyway, it turns out
205
00:08:32,872 --> 00:08:34,705
that pairs hasn't officially
committed
206
00:08:34,657 --> 00:08:36,124
to be L.A.'s sister city.
207
00:08:36,092 --> 00:08:38,159
I should have known.
Stone is such a liar.
208
00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,967
I bet he's not even
really neighbors
209
00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:41,883
with Susan Anton!
210
00:08:41,828 --> 00:08:43,328
This means
that I can get Paris.
211
00:08:43,294 --> 00:08:44,595
Finally I can beat
that guy.
212
00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:47,004
Well, sir, do you really
think you can take Paris?
213
00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,827
Why not? It's been done
by everyone who's ever tried.
214
00:08:54,927 --> 00:08:56,428
Hi, Caitlin.
215
00:08:56,394 --> 00:08:57,893
I'm not making
any promises,
216
00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:59,760
but if you come by
my place after dinner,
217
00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:02,341
there's a good chance
you might get lucky.
218
00:09:02,257 --> 00:09:03,925
I can't make it.
219
00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:06,549
I'm kidding.
I'll totally put out.
220
00:09:06,465 --> 00:09:08,465
No, Charlie,
I have to take out
221
00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:10,443
a reporter for the mayor
tonight.
222
00:09:10,385 --> 00:09:13,318
Oh. Okay. I understand.
223
00:09:13,222 --> 00:09:18,921
It's just business.
224
00:09:18,703 --> 00:09:22,170
Exactly what kind
of business are you doing?
225
00:09:22,049 --> 00:09:24,549
You're not upset,
are you?
226
00:09:24,471 --> 00:09:26,237
Oh, no. Please.
227
00:09:26,192 --> 00:09:27,392
Don't be silly.
228
00:09:27,371 --> 00:09:29,605
Hi there.
I'm Joseph Maxwell.
229
00:09:29,539 --> 00:09:30,840
Oh, Caitlin Moore.
230
00:09:30,814 --> 00:09:32,213
The mayor told me
I'd be meeting
231
00:09:32,184 --> 00:09:33,284
with one of his top aides.
232
00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,801
I had no idea
you were so beautiful.
233
00:09:34,765 --> 00:09:36,433
Thank you.
That means a lot
234
00:09:36,391 --> 00:09:39,657
coming from the fourth sexiest
man in New York.
235
00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,214
Hi. Charlie Crawford.
236
00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:44,638
I was number two
last year.
237
00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:45,985
Then I hurt my shoulder,
238
00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,251
lost a little
chest definition...
239
00:09:48,183 --> 00:09:50,483
You know how that goes.
240
00:09:50,414 --> 00:09:52,648
Not really.
241
00:09:52,581 --> 00:09:53,815
So, our limo awaits.
242
00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,460
Great.
243
00:09:55,418 --> 00:09:58,251
You two have fun
tonight.
244
00:10:12,309 --> 00:10:14,343
Well, that answers
just about all my questions
245
00:10:14,285 --> 00:10:15,719
on the Winston
administration.
246
00:10:15,688 --> 00:10:17,254
Thank you so much
for doing this.
247
00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:19,184
Oh, don't mention it.
248
00:10:19,130 --> 00:10:21,696
It's been fascinating
getting to know you.
249
00:10:21,615 --> 00:10:24,249
I can't believe you trekked
through the Amazon.
250
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,433
How do you stay so fit?
251
00:10:25,408 --> 00:10:28,009
My secret...
I never eat carbs.
252
00:10:29,998 --> 00:10:32,065
I'll see you tonight
at the mayors' banquet.
253
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:35,073
Looking forward to it.
254
00:10:34,969 --> 00:10:37,069
Caitlin,
can you look at this?
255
00:10:37,008 --> 00:10:38,476
What is it?
256
00:10:38,443 --> 00:10:40,410
I got to fill out
this expense voucher
257
00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:42,523
for your business dinner
last night.
258
00:10:42,459 --> 00:10:43,658
Okay.
259
00:10:43,638 --> 00:10:45,505
So, the dinner started
at 7:00.
260
00:10:45,456 --> 00:10:47,755
I'm guessing you got home
at what, 9:00? 10:00?
261
00:10:47,685 --> 00:10:49,986
1:00.
262
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,550
I see.
263
00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:53,210
A little late
for a work night.
264
00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:54,768
But we'll stick
to expenses.
265
00:10:54,729 --> 00:10:56,963
Were there any alcoholic
beverages consumed?
266
00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:59,630
We had two bottles of wine.
267
00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:02,841
Excessive drinking...
268
00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:04,196
Did he make you laugh?
269
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,629
Ha ha.
270
00:11:05,596 --> 00:11:08,097
Yes. He was very charming.
271
00:11:08,019 --> 00:11:10,619
Two bottles of wine,
who wouldn't be?
272
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,238
Charlie, these questions
seem a little strange
273
00:11:13,151 --> 00:11:14,851
for an expense report.
274
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,208
Hey, don't blame me.
275
00:11:16,178 --> 00:11:18,812
Those people in accounting
don't fool around.
276
00:11:18,728 --> 00:11:21,028
Which brings me
to my next question.
277
00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:23,092
You're acting a little
strange.
278
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,564
Are you jealous?
279
00:11:24,528 --> 00:11:27,461
No. I'm just trying
to get some work done.
280
00:11:27,365 --> 00:11:28,597
You remember work.
281
00:11:28,576 --> 00:11:30,210
That's what the rest
of us do
282
00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:35,070
while you're out all night
getting liquored up!
283
00:11:38,455 --> 00:11:40,656
What are you doing?
Nothing.
284
00:11:40,591 --> 00:11:42,224
I see you flirting
with Joseph.
285
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:43,917
You're trying to make
Charlie jealous.
286
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,574
Talking to him
didn't work.
287
00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:47,599
And if this relationship
is going to survive,
288
00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:49,339
he needs to understand
how I feel,
289
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,092
and the only way
that's going to happen
290
00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:52,745
is if I show him.
291
00:11:52,701 --> 00:11:54,002
That stays between us,
okay?
292
00:11:53,977 --> 00:11:55,376
Okay.
293
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:56,714
But you should know...
294
00:11:56,686 --> 00:11:58,286
Charlie
is not the type of guy
295
00:11:58,247 --> 00:11:59,714
who is easily manipulated.
296
00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:13,042
I'm at the Lakers game,
talking to Jack.
297
00:12:12,908 --> 00:12:14,507
Nicholson.
298
00:12:14,469 --> 00:12:17,370
Anyway, we decided
that if we get you
299
00:12:17,274 --> 00:12:18,741
as a sister city,
300
00:12:18,709 --> 00:12:20,675
we're taking
that canoes film festival
301
00:12:20,621 --> 00:12:22,088
to where it belongs...
302
00:12:22,054 --> 00:12:23,621
gay paree.
303
00:12:23,585 --> 00:12:26,518
Let's drink to that.
304
00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:28,388
Mayor Taylor, you have
an urgent call
305
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,000
from a Susan Anton.
306
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:32,692
Really?
307
00:12:32,603 --> 00:12:35,037
I'll be just a second.
308
00:12:38,979 --> 00:12:40,678
Simone!
309
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,936
Bon soir!
Bon soir!
310
00:12:42,866 --> 00:12:45,933
Since I only have
a minute, um...
311
00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,797
I think you're making
a big mistake
312
00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:49,542
jumping into this thing
with L.A.
313
00:12:49,496 --> 00:12:53,095
Why? Mr. Taylor
seems very nice.
314
00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:54,437
I don't think
you're compatible.
315
00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:56,504
Did you know
that in Los Angeles,
316
00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:58,344
it's illegal
to smoke indoors?
317
00:12:58,292 --> 00:13:00,725
And that includes
your bistros and cafes.
318
00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:03,583
No. It cannot be true.
319
00:13:03,487 --> 00:13:06,286
Taylor
doesn't deserve Paris.
320
00:13:06,196 --> 00:13:09,296
Why, just this morning
he called Gerard depardieu...
321
00:13:09,191 --> 00:13:12,425
what?
I can't even say it.
322
00:13:12,315 --> 00:13:14,048
What did he say
323
00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:17,437
about France's most gifted
cinematic genius?
324
00:13:17,319 --> 00:13:20,486
He called him a bloated,
talentless,
325
00:13:20,378 --> 00:13:22,845
potato-nosed loser.
326
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,102
Oh, mon die...
327
00:13:25,032 --> 00:13:26,998
Big mon die...
328
00:13:31,851 --> 00:13:33,819
I'm sorry this conference
is ending.
329
00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:35,762
I'm having a lot of fun.
330
00:13:35,707 --> 00:13:37,508
[LAUGHS]
331
00:13:37,462 --> 00:13:39,761
What do you
keep laughing at?
332
00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:41,192
Oh, was I laughing?
333
00:13:41,158 --> 00:13:42,758
Yes.
Show me what I did.
334
00:13:42,719 --> 00:13:44,552
[LAUGHS]
335
00:13:44,504 --> 00:13:46,604
[BOTH LAUGHING]
336
00:13:46,544 --> 00:13:49,078
Hey, how's it going?
337
00:13:48,998 --> 00:13:51,431
Horrible. Seeing Caitlin
and Joseph together
338
00:13:51,356 --> 00:13:53,123
is driving me nuts.
339
00:13:53,077 --> 00:13:55,144
I haven't slept.
I can't eat.
340
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,619
My stomach is in knots.
341
00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:59,217
I'm not designed
to care about someone.
342
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:01,500
You really think she'd be
interested in him over you?
343
00:14:01,428 --> 00:14:03,794
Maybe. I don't know.
344
00:14:03,722 --> 00:14:05,688
I'm going to talk
to Caitlin.
345
00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:07,902
I got to stop worrying
about looking cool
346
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,134
in front of her.
347
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:12,141
Hey, Charlie, can I talk
to you for a sec?
348
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,674
I'm sort of interested
in one of your friends.
349
00:14:15,547 --> 00:14:18,246
Yeah, you've made that
painfully clear.
350
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,327
Carter knows?
351
00:14:19,307 --> 00:14:21,773
Carter?
352
00:14:21,697 --> 00:14:23,764
Wait a second.
You're gay?
353
00:14:23,705 --> 00:14:25,172
Yeah.
354
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:28,107
Yes! Yes!
355
00:14:28,008 --> 00:14:29,508
That's fantastic!
356
00:14:29,474 --> 00:14:31,240
That's the greatest thing
in the world!
357
00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:33,862
Could you tell
my dad that?
358
00:14:33,776 --> 00:14:35,543
Hey, what's going on?
359
00:14:35,497 --> 00:14:37,364
Joseph is gay.
360
00:14:37,314 --> 00:14:38,715
Ha.
361
00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:40,385
Yes!
362
00:14:40,342 --> 00:14:42,841
Talk to him.
363
00:14:42,764 --> 00:14:44,131
Uh...
364
00:14:44,102 --> 00:14:45,668
Oh, my God,
this all makes sense.
365
00:14:45,632 --> 00:14:47,099
Caitlin is messing
with me.
366
00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:48,766
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but what did he mean
367
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,090
when he said
"talk to her"?
368
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,462
Caitlin and I
had a conversation
369
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,766
the other day
about jealousy.
370
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:55,040
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but Joseph.
371
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:56,336
I told her
I'm not the kind of guy
372
00:14:56,309 --> 00:14:57,442
that gets jealous,
373
00:14:57,425 --> 00:14:58,991
and now she's teaching me
a lesson.
374
00:14:58,954 --> 00:15:00,321
Look,
375
00:15:00,293 --> 00:15:02,259
I talk to you about
your relationship crap
376
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,605
all the time!
377
00:15:03,576 --> 00:15:05,543
Is this guy into me
or not?
378
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,121
Yes.
379
00:15:07,082 --> 00:15:10,315
Cool.
380
00:15:10,205 --> 00:15:12,504
Now that we've taken care
of that,
381
00:15:12,435 --> 00:15:14,002
you have my full attention.
382
00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:15,499
I know
what Caitlin's doing,
383
00:15:15,463 --> 00:15:16,930
but don't let her know
that I know.
384
00:15:16,898 --> 00:15:19,030
You see, relationships
are built on trust, so...
385
00:15:18,968 --> 00:15:20,536
hey, hey, there's Joseph.
386
00:15:23,972 --> 00:15:25,972
You are so light
on your feet, mayor Winston.
387
00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:28,950
Oh, please, Simone,
call me Randall.
388
00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:31,450
After all, we are
sister cities now.
389
00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:35,121
Winston.
390
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,530
You snake.
391
00:15:36,498 --> 00:15:38,298
Simone...
392
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,651
How could you?
393
00:15:39,621 --> 00:15:41,654
It's over between us.
394
00:15:41,598 --> 00:15:43,030
Don't make a scene.
395
00:15:42,999 --> 00:15:45,299
Paris is with me now.
396
00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:48,564
Sorry you had to find out
this way.
397
00:15:49,342 --> 00:15:52,175
Randall, what's this
all about?
398
00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:55,715
I thought we were
sister cities, eh?
399
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,955
You're with ottawa?
400
00:15:57,883 --> 00:15:59,282
Well, not in the eyes
401
00:15:59,253 --> 00:16:01,887
of the international
community.
402
00:16:01,803 --> 00:16:04,102
I can't believe
you're seeing another city
403
00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:06,034
behind my back.
404
00:16:05,978 --> 00:16:09,078
American males
are such... Pigs.
405
00:16:08,974 --> 00:16:12,740
Come on, let's go.
406
00:16:15,763 --> 00:16:19,329
I guess neither one of us
is going to get Paris.
407
00:16:19,204 --> 00:16:20,672
You know, I think it's time
408
00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:22,439
that we stopped being
so competitive
409
00:16:22,391 --> 00:16:24,191
and started treating
each other
410
00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:25,845
with a little more
respect.
411
00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:27,335
I guess we did
get a little ugly.
412
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,633
Well, in fairness,
you had a head start.
413
00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:31,596
Boom, I'm back on top!
414
00:16:31,539 --> 00:16:34,672
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
415
00:16:34,566 --> 00:16:37,033
Charlie, it is too bad
you don't dance.
416
00:16:36,957 --> 00:16:39,423
I am having
a great time with Joseph.
417
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,013
Good to hear.
418
00:16:40,973 --> 00:16:43,406
Pass the garlic bread.
419
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:44,730
Yeah, it's fun,
420
00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:47,501
but his hands do wander
a bit.
421
00:16:47,410 --> 00:16:49,943
Ah, you can handle yourself.
I trust you.
422
00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:51,964
Good. We're really
hitting it off.
423
00:16:51,904 --> 00:16:54,304
I'm glad, 'cause I'm getting
ready to take off.
424
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,197
If he can give you
a ride home,
425
00:16:56,142 --> 00:16:57,508
that would be sweet.
426
00:16:57,481 --> 00:16:59,781
Super.
427
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:04,408
Carter,
I can't believe this.
428
00:17:04,301 --> 00:17:05,735
I am all over this guy,
429
00:17:05,704 --> 00:17:07,170
and Charlie's
not jealous.
430
00:17:07,138 --> 00:17:08,705
He doesn't care
about me at all.
431
00:17:08,668 --> 00:17:11,468
Oh, Caitlin,
that's not true.
432
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:13,277
Oh, really?
Let's find out for sure.
433
00:17:13,225 --> 00:17:14,325
What are you going
to do?
434
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,276
Just sit back and watch.
435
00:17:20,301 --> 00:17:24,101
[MUSIC PLAYING]
436
00:17:45,989 --> 00:17:47,655
What is wrong with you?
437
00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:50,880
This guy is perfect.
How can you not be jealous?
438
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:53,435
Well, to begin with,
he's hitting on Carter.
439
00:17:59,884 --> 00:18:01,484
So he's gay.
440
00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:03,478
Oh, yeah.
441
00:18:03,421 --> 00:18:04,521
And you knew that?
442
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:06,172
Oh, yeah.
443
00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:07,697
This must be fun for you.
444
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,293
Oh, yeah.
445
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,073
There you are.
446
00:18:16,999 --> 00:18:20,065
Was that a crazy night,
or what?
447
00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:22,196
You tried
to make me jealous.
448
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:24,163
I tried to get you back.
449
00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:28,406
You ended up hitting on
a gay guy.
450
00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:30,548
I'm in big trouble,
aren't I?
451
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,213
Look, I'm sorry
if I took this too far,
452
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,225
but you were playing
head games with me.
453
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:36,432
You're right.
454
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,375
I never used to deal
with problems this way.
455
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,620
What's going on with us?
456
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,895
We're new to this.
457
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,802
We're bound to make
some mistakes.
458
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,883
So how do we make sure
it doesn't happen again?
459
00:18:44,822 --> 00:18:46,822
Someone has got
to step up
460
00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:49,232
and take a mature approach
in this relationship.
461
00:18:49,157 --> 00:18:52,056
And the smart money's
not on me.
462
00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:53,661
From now on,
when I have a problem,
463
00:18:53,618 --> 00:18:55,151
I just need for you
to be there
464
00:18:55,115 --> 00:18:56,315
and let me talk about it.
465
00:18:56,295 --> 00:18:57,495
I can do that.
466
00:18:57,474 --> 00:18:59,808
And listen.
467
00:19:03,051 --> 00:19:05,485
I can work on that.
468
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,643
You know, in hindsight,
hitting on Joseph
469
00:19:07,576 --> 00:19:10,110
might not have been
the right way to handle it,
470
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:12,032
but meeting Carla
bothered me,
471
00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:14,374
and when I tried
to tell you about it,
472
00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:16,202
you made me feel
ridiculous.
473
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:18,584
It just never occurred to me
that you could be jealous
474
00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:20,042
of anyone I've ever dated.
475
00:19:20,006 --> 00:19:21,841
You're on
a whole different level.
476
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,325
I've never felt this way
about any other woman.
477
00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:26,479
And when I thought you were
interested in Joseph,
478
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:27,779
it drove me nuts.
479
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,251
I couldn't eat,
I couldn't sleep,
480
00:19:29,217 --> 00:19:31,284
I had this pain
in my chest.
481
00:19:31,226 --> 00:19:33,358
From holding in
all that emotion?
482
00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:37,630
Incline bench.
483
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,274
Anyway, are we okay?
484
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,967
Yes.
485
00:19:42,921 --> 00:19:44,888
Come here.
486
00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:53,663
You know, you were something
on that dance floor.
487
00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:58,098
Maybe someday I'll show you
some of my sexy moves.
488
00:19:57,933 --> 00:19:59,866
And what day
would that be?
489
00:19:59,813 --> 00:20:02,480
'Cause I'm free
all month.
490
00:20:02,395 --> 00:20:04,028
How's tonight?
491
00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:05,621
Tonight's good.
492
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,600
New York has the world's
finest restaurants.
493
00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:11,922
But L.A. has Disneyland.
494
00:20:11,892 --> 00:20:14,126
You boys are pathetic.
495
00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:17,159
All night long you're going
after the pretty city.
496
00:20:17,056 --> 00:20:20,989
Now it's late, and you come
crawling back to ottawa.
497
00:20:23,174 --> 00:20:27,241
Well, I have one thing
to say to you.
498
00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:28,927
Bring it on.
499
00:21:25,134 --> 00:21:26,934
[MAN] Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
500
00:21:26,935 --> 00:21:29,002
[BARKING]
501
00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:30,003
Moo.
502
00:21:30,053 --> 00:21:34,603
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
34607
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
