All language subtitles for Spin City s06e20 Look Whos Not Talking.eng

What if I were to tell you

I'm gonna leave tom
and be with you?

Is that what you want?
What do you want, Charlie?

No more games,
no more fooling around.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

TOM: Caitlin, it's me.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Aren't you gonna
invite me in?

Let's go out
for a drink.

Sounds good.

Why didn't I say something?

I'm such an idiot.

I wish I had another chance.

Idiot!

I can't believe Stuart took
three more weeks' vacation.

How long are we expected
to keep doing his job?

I have a hard time
avoiding my own work.

Now I got to avoid
Stuart's?

I'm only one man.

Oh, Victoria's secret
catalog, swimsuit issue.

Patrick Swayze calendar?

That's mine.

Oh, Carter, is that
the parks' budget?

Why am I looking at
Patrick Swayze on a motorcycle?

Sorry, sir. We're a little
overwhelmed, what with Stuart away.

I can get you some help
until he returns.

Well, how about
my cousin Larry?

Isn't he in prison?

No, he got out.

He just can't be anywhere
near matches.

Hey, Caitlin, you missed
the morning meeting.

Is everything okay?

I broke up with tom
last night.

I thought everything
was going so well.

Tom's a wonderful person, but
the passion just wasn't there,

and it would have been
unfair to lead him on.

Well, if that's how you feel, I
think you did the right thing.

Do me a favor... don't tell
anyone, especially not Charlie.

My lips are sealed.

Hi, guys.
What's new?

Nothing in Caitlin's life.
I can tell you that.

I got to go.

Look, when you asked if I wanted
to be with you, I froze.

The answer is yes.
Of course I do.

Let's just forget it.

Oh, so you're just gonna
stay with tom?

Yeah, he's great.

We went out last night
and had the best time.

We wined,
we dined, we danced,

and [LAUGHS]
wow, we laughed.

Ahh!

Caitlin Moore?
Yes.

This is from tom Callahan.

Oh, must be a gift.

A blow-dryer... Cds...
A toothbrush?

That's no gift.
It's a breakup box.

No, it's not.

I know breakup boxes.

I've been getting them
since I was 17.

Fine. I broke up with tom, but
it had nothing to do with you.

How can you say that? Last night, you
were asking me if we should be together.

If you had answered me,

it would have had
something to do with you,

but you said nothing.

[SIGHS]

Well, I'm saying it now.

Give me another chance.
Let me take you out tonight.

I don't think so.

Caitlin, this magazine's having a
best-couple-of-the-year contest.

Forget it. He knows.

I knew you'd crack.

Deputy mayor Crawford?

I just wanted to thank you

for giving me the opportunity
to work here, sir.

Oh, hey, no need to thank me.
You've earned it.

It's pretty clear that
you're the man for the job.

Who is this guy?

It's Pete. The mayor hired him
to fill in for Stuart.

He was a staffer at the u.N.,
now he's here,

helping us with the complex
task of urban management.

Oh, Mr. Heywood, I
got that coffee stain

out of your suede jacket.

Oh, I need that jacket

for an important meeting.

I thought it was
for your date.

That'll be all.

Caitlin, may I see you
in my office?

No.

You're trying to get me alone
to ask me out.

I'd appreciate it if you
put our personal lives aside

and focus on the work.

I'm sorry.

Oh, look, it's 5-star chef
Jean Pierre...

...from the restaurant
of the same name.

Why is he in your office?

Maybe he stopped by to tell us
about tonight's specials.

Charlie, this is crazy.

You're right.

You can't get a table
for months.

This is correct,
but for you, Charles,

tonight I give you my most
romantic table for two.

I don't know, Jean.
Will I need it?

If I go to dinner, will you
stop doing things like this?

Yes.
Okay. One date.

Great.

That is fantastic.

And trust me,

between his talent
and my charm,

you're in store for the most
magical night of your life.

We'll see.

Your food better not suck.

I took a crack at
that release for you.

Oh, thanks, Pete.

You know, writing
a press release

takes years of
experience and skill,

so before I
give this to the mayor,

I'm gonna have
to give it the once-over

before I put my
personal stamp on it.

Here you are, Mr. mayor.

Here's your press release.

This office has run
like clockwork

since we brought Pete on.

Son, you're doing
a great job.

Almost as if we don't
need Stuart anymore.

Did you hear that?

The mayor thinks we don't
need Stuart anymore.

He'll replace him
with Pete.

We have to get rid of him.
But how?

We have to devise a plan, even
if it means skipping dinner,

rolling up our sleeves, and
staying here all night.

But how?

This salad is really good.

The lettuce is crispy.

[THINKING] This is
so uncomfortable.

[THINKING] She's right.
This lettu is crispy.

Come on, you've had dinner
with Caitlin a thousand times.

Get some conversation
going.

Did you say something?

No.

Oh, I thought you did.

I was chewing.

Funny how that can
sound like words.

Nice recovery.

He's unraveling.

You must like that bread.
You're really packing it away.

No, no.
I didn't mean...

God, I'm unraveling.

All right, calm down.

At least the food
is gonna be amazing.

Pardon the interruption, but
the kitchen is, um... On fire.

Please exit now.
Oh, great.

Say something funny
to calm the situation.

Well, this is turning out
to be one "hot" date.

Heh.

I said,
"say something funny."

Well, I had a great time.

Yeah, me too.

Uh, I have to
be in early tomorrow,

so I... Guess this
is good night.

Okay. Good night.

Good night.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

What the hell
happened tonight?

I don't know.

This was the worst
night ever.

Normally, after a date
this bad,

I'd be calling you
to talk about it.

And normally, I'd be on
the other end of the phone

watching "sportscenter,"
saying, "uh-huh. Uh-huh."

I really blew it,
didn't I?

Charlie, it wasn't just you.
It was us being on a date.

I really wanted tonight

to be the beginning
of something for us.

Maybe we're not meant
to be a couple.

Well, after tonight, it's hard
to argue with that.

So...

Friends?

Definitely.

We're better friends than that.

Of course we are.

Oh, come here, buddy.

It feels so right
to be friends.

It does.
Take off the jacket, pal.

Let's get you out
of this dress, amigo.

Hey, I've got
a really friendly idea.

That was unbelievable.

That's what friends are for.

Hey, buddy.

What's going on?
You seem different.

What are you talking about?

For one thing,
you're actually smiling.

I smile all the time.

No, you don't.
You do this.

What you got going there
is peppy and exciting.

Oh, my God.

You had sex with Caitlin
last night.

No, I didn't.

I'd know that
smile anywhere.

It's the universal
"I just got some" smile.

Head tilted back,
teeth showing.

Are you making this up?

Hey, Carter.

Hey, Jordan.
[CHUCKLES]

You and Caitlin...
this is amazing.

It's like I'm a completely
different person.

She brings out this
romantic side of me.

Last night, I left her in bed to
go get a glass of water,

and get this...
I came back.

And I thought that only
happened in the movies.

This could be the beginning
of something great.

Carter, you are not
gonna believe this.

Last night...

Charlie and I
slept together.

This is shocking!

This is the most amazing
thing I have ever heard!

He told you.
Yeah.

So, how did it happen?
I don't know.

We were talking,
and the next thing is,

my duvet
is hitting the floor.

[CHUCKLES]
I need details.

Goosedown,
600 thread count.

Nice.

[SIGHS]

Wait, wait.

You've got that look.
What look?

The "I had sex
that I regret" look...

head down,
reluctant eye contact,

followed by the look-away.

You're making this up.

Hey, Carter.

Hey, Nathan.

You're right.
I do regret it.

When I woke up and saw
Charlie next to me,

I realized this is never gonna
work. We're friends.

We're not supposed to be
having sex.

Why did you do it?

'Cause after we
took our clothes off,

it felt like
the right thing to do.

If you feel this way,
you got to tell him right now.

It'll be hard.
I'll say we had a great time

but it can never happen again.

Um, Charlie?

We need to talk.

Great.
I'll come by your place

and bring some lavender
bubble bath and champagne.

Okay.

This is gonna be
harder than I thought.

Look at that out box.

It's just filled
with completed work.

There's no way Stuart's ever
gonna get his job back.

The nerve of that guy...

staying late, making sure
things run efficiently.

He has no idea
how government works.

Uh, hey, sir, how was
breakfast at the club?

Terrible. I ran into
the tennis pro

who had an affair
with my ex-wife.

At least you
were able to walk away

as the bigger man.

I take solace in that...

And the fact that I keyed
the hell out of his jetta.

Paul, I think I just realized
how we can get rid of Pete.

Here he comes.
Follow my lead.

Uh, Pete, I want to talk
to you about something.

Sure.

Pete...

We're concerned about your
relationship with the mayor.

Around here, it takes a lot more to
succeed than just hard work. Way more.

You have to connect with
the mayor on a personal level.

Got to connect.

For example, he just loves
talking about his ex-wife.

Loves chatting about the ex.

Is there anything specific?

Well, he's got this funny story
about Helen and her tennis pro.

Funny story about her
and the tennis pro.

You know, that gets
a little annoying.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Caitlin, it's me.

Open the door
and explain

that we're nothing
more than friends.

He'll be out of here
in 5 minutes.

I brought
the bubble bath, dinner.

And may I say
you look beautiful.

10 minutes, tops.

Sorry I'm late.

It took me 45 minutes
to pick out this shirt.

Normally, I'd come up with an
excuse that makes me look cool,

but with you, I don't
have to do that.

I also saved someone
from drowning.

Look...

Charlie, the truth is...

you look tense.
You want a backrub?

Oh, I-I appreciate
the offer, but I...

oh, that... That's nice.

This is bad.

What would Carter say
if he could see me now?

CARTER: You're being weak.
Tell him!

Ooh, where did you get
that chenille throw?

You're gonna
love this trick.

It'll loosen up
your lower back.

Fine. I'll let him do
his stupid trick.

And then I'll tell him.

I'll tell him tomorrow.

Ah, how'd it go
last night?

Uh...

Did you tell him you
just wanted to be friends?

I tried. Then he said,
"do you want a backrub?"

Then I said,
"I really shouldn't."

What'd you say next?

I think I said,
"yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes!"

You had sex with him?

Yes. Yes.
Oh, God, yes.

Carter, I don't know
what I'm doing.

I'm spiraling out of control.
Is it possible I'm a sex addict?

How many partners have you
had in the last year? Nine.

Not including dreams.
Three.

Or fantasies.
Two.

Your only problem is Charlie.
You got to talk to him.

I know.

It happened again!
I can't believe this!

It happened again.
I can't believe this.

You were with Caitlin
again last night.

Yes. Yes.
Oh, God, yes.

It's so great.

We're not all bogged down

talking about
where we're going.

It's almost too good
to be true.

Maybe it is too good to be true.
What are you saying?

Caitlin is the type that likes
to talk about her relationship.

If she's not talking
about your relationship...

Maybe she doesn't want
to have one with me.

But then why are we having
so much great sex?

Oh, my God.
She's using me.

I'm her man mistress.

You are not
her man mistress.

Here I am, ready to commit,
and all she wants is sex.

Look, maybe it would be
healthiest for both of you

if you put aside sex until
you've had a conversation.

You're right.

No more sex until
we talk about our feelings.

We got to connect
emotionally.

You know, Carter, now that I'm
gay, we should hang out more.

This is fantastic.

I've been wanting Stuart
to do this for months.

My pleasure, sir.

Working for a man of your
stature has been a dream.

Is there anything else?
Uh...

Actually, sir,
I'd like to talk to you

about something personal.

Oh, well, what's
on your mind?

Well, I'd love
to hear that story

about your ex-wife and
the tennis pro.

Let me get this straight.

You've been working here
less than a week,

and you want to know
about my ex-wife

and the man that tore
apart my marriage...

...the most painful event
in my life?!

Yeah. Yes.

You got moxie, kid.

I can't tell you how refreshing
it is to have someone here

who doesn't just tell me
what I want to hear.

Sir, it looks like you've
put on a few pounds.

You're working Christmas.

You and I have to talk.

But before we do, we need to
lay down some ground rules.

First, this...
off-limits.

What?

It's very important to me
that we communicate tonight.

So I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to cut you off.

Charlieland is closed.

First, you're the one
who's been coming on to me,

and second, you couldn't
cut me off if you tried.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

All I'd have to do is stand
close to you like this,

and you would lose control.

All I'd have to do is massage
your shoulders like this,

and you'd lose control.

Well, all I'd have to
do is...

I think I made my point.

Caitlin, what are we
doing here?

So much has happened
in the last two days.

Why aren't we talking
about it?

Charlie... This is really
hard for me to say,

but I don't think
this is gonna work.

Why not?

I asked if you wanted
a relationship.

You hesitated.

We went on a date.
It was a disaster.

Face it... we have failed
every relationship test.

Relationship test?

Where'd you get that junk,
out of cosmo?

No.

By the way, you did find
10 ways to please your man.

Charlie,
we're great friends,

and I count on that.

If we try this and it doesn't
work, there's no going back.

Well, I can't go back now.

I can't pretend like the last
few days didn't happen

and that I don't have
feelings for you.

I'm just scared
that it could end badly.

Well, I'm scared, too.

But there's no reason
why we shouldn't try.

I can't.

Okay then.

No, wait.
Don't go.

You want me to stay?

No, don't stay either.

You want me to
just hover in the hall,

'cause I'm running out
of options.

Do you really think
we should do this?

'Cause I could think of a
million reasons why I shouldn't.

And I can think of a million
reasons why I shouldn't.

But I can think of one
reason why I should...

And it's you.

I do want to try this.

We may go down in flames,
but it's worth the chance.

Thanks.

Well, it's still
pretty early.

What should we do now?

Well, it's too bad
you cut me off.

I think I'm gonna
head into the bedroom.

[DEPARTING FOOTSTEPS]

She's suffered long enough.

Sir, I can't
hold my tongue any longer.

Where I come from
we're known for two things...

loyalty and
a prophylactic factory

that employs much
of the town.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about the fact

that you're getting Pete
to replace Stuart.

It is a gutless,
cowardly act.

I would never get rid
of Stuart.

Well, then I guess we're
both on the same page.

You have the nerve
to question my loyalty

and call me
a gutless coward?!

You know what, lassiter?

I got moxie?

No, you're working
new year's.

[MAN] Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.

[BARKING]

Moo.

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