All language subtitles for Spin City s06e07 Sleeping With The Enemy.eng

Keep in mind, sir...

this is a pivotal event
for the campaign.

First, you and Wheeler
give opening statements,

then the students will ask
some questions.

These kids make me nervous.

Last night,
I stayed up watching mtv

to familiarize myself
with the current lingo.

Good idea.
You're down with young people.

Damn straight, c-dog.

No,
I meant down in the polls...

M-dog.

Sir, they're college kids.

Just try to remember
what you were like back then.

I was skinny, awkward,

and the last virgin
in my fraternity.

Okay.
Think of something else.

It's too late. I'm already
buried underneath my blanket,

pretending not to hear
my roommate having sex.

Can you imagine
how uncomfortable that was?

Absolutely, sir.

That's why I bought my roommate
a walkman.

Now, you're no longer children.

You're adults,

with all the opportunity
and responsibility that entails.

[APPLAUSE]

This is your city.

We are your peeps.

Stuart,
call the cable company

and get a block
on the mayor's mtv.

How about
that naked channel?

He doesn't have it.

I know.

I was just saying...
how about that naked channel?

Hey...
it's Jennifer Duncan.

Wheeler's campaign manager.

I can't believe
that she slept with you

just to get dirt on the mayor.

You lucky bastard.

I've waited three weeks
for this moment.

I'll go put her in her place.

Last night was amazing.

You left your socks
at my apartment.

I've missed them.

I'll come by and get them
tonight.

If 9:00 is okay,

just say in a loud voice,
"don't call me that."

Don't call me that.

Oh, he's really lettin' her
have it.

I'm surprised.

She seems like
the type of woman

Charlie would have
a weakness for.

Oh, you underestimate him.

Believe me,
he can be cold and ruthless.

First, I'm going to make you
my famous stuffed salmon.

Then I'm going to give you
a foot massage.

I can't wait.

I'm gonna walk away now.

Just say,
"I'm sorry I met you, too."

I'm sorry I met you, too,

even though
you're an amazing lover.

That was a freebie.

You just got yourself
a homemade crumble cake.

I just got the results
from the town-hall meeting.

The students like
what you had to say.

Just keepin' it real.

But they hate the way
you're saying it.

Well, then bling bling.
It's all about the Benjamins.

You have no idea
what you're saying.

Not at all.

Robin, do you want to do
something after work tonight?

Yeah. You like jazz?
Yeah.

Great. Courtney pine is playing
down at the blue note.

Tonight you are gonna experience
some amazing sax.

I'm in.

I said sax.

Never mind.

Paul, the times called.

They want to do a piece
on the mayor's campaign.

Paul?

Robin is so beautiful.
She makes me weak.

It's either her

or the fact that you haven't
exercised for 30 years.

I wish
I could ask her out,

but I'd get nervous
and act like an idiot.

Never stopped you before.

You're right. Thanks, buddy.

Excuse me, Robin?

Hi.

Listen, I was...
I was just wondering...

um, would there be a chance
if I could, uh, buy you lunch?

Are you asking me out?

[LAUGHING] No!
Not asking you... no.

No, I...
I like to buy p-people lunch.

Here... here's $20.

Paul, I couldn't...
just take the money and eat!

Caitlin,
you've got to help me.

Fix me up with Robin.

Oh, I don't know, Paul.

No, come on.
I really like her.

Besides,
I'm already down 20 bucks.

That...
that's like two dates.

Four if she doesn't order
garlic bread.

I-I don't know, Paul.

I tried fixing you up
with my friend Stacey,

and that didn't work out.

That wasn't my fault.

After one date,

she had to be put into
the Witness Protection program.

Paul, she wasn't...

never mind.

[BEE]
Charlie, it's Jennifer.

I thought the debate went well.

I'd like to schedule
another one.

And we should allow more time
for... Opening statements.

Oh, my God.

You're sleeping with her.

What are you talking about?

That whole message
was in code.

"Debate went well"...
date went well.

"Schedule another one"...
she wants to see you again.

"Allow more time
for opening statements"...

someone's rushing through
foreplay.

I am.

Do me a favor.

I want to keep this quiet.

Don't tell anyone about this.

Hey, what's up?

Charlie's dating Jennifer.

I asked you
not to say anything.

I thought you meant the part
about rushing through foreplay.

Charlie...
You rush through foreplay?

You're missing the point.

He's dating
Wheeler's campaign manager.

You're what?!

I can't help it.

I know Jennifer works for
the other campaign,

and I should be worried,

but... I'm drawn to her.

I don't know what it is.

You're dating
Wheeler's campaign manager?

Charlie,
that woman's already proved

that she's not trustworthy.

I'm sorry.
I can't allow you to see her.

I can assure you this will not
interfere with the campaign.

This election is a dead heat.

I can't eat, I can't sleep,

and just knowing you're with
this woman is going to overpower

the positive effects
of my tranquilizers.

Oh, come on, sir.

When it comes to women,

you know you can count on me
to use my good judgment.

Okay,
I don't even believe that.

So, am I gonna meet
any good-looking guys

in this tai chi class?

Put it like this... you
like Mel Gibson? Yeah.

You like Kurt Russell?

Yeah.

Well, then you better rent
"Tequila sunrise,"

because the guys in this class
are butt-ugly.

Hello, ladies.

Oh, here...
allow me to get those.

That'll be $12.

I'll...
I'll just get hers.

Paul,
I am not gonna sit here

and let you make a fool
of yourself.

You gonna help me?

No,
I'm gonna go to the bar.

You know,
this joint reminds me

of a spot I used to go to
in the village...

Listen to jazz.

Oh, really? What kind?

Smo-o-o-oth jazz.

Okay.
Well, what's your favorite song?

The one that goes...

* diddly up... Boodly ahh...
Bop bop... *

[LAUGHS] Wow.

You really are a big fan,
huh?

I've gotta be honest. I don't
know anything about jazz.

I just know
that pi?a colada song

about making love
at midnight,

even though I prefer
banana daiquiris

and I've never made love
past 10:30.

[LAUGHS]
You are a trip.

You know,
I think you are too cute.

But?

But nothing.

Waiter?

Get this man
a banana daiquiri.

It's what he likes.

Here's the plan...
when Jennifer comes in,

you break up with her quick,
clean, and cold.

Before you can buckle,
we come over,

say we've got to go to the
Knicks game, and get you out.

Hey, Charlie.

Oh, I didn't realize

your colleagues were coming
to this meeting.

It's okay.
They know everything.

You told them
about the foreplay?

We're very disappointed
in him.

We're just gonna go over here.

Jennifer, we have to talk.

If I'd known
your friends were gonna be here,

I would've worn a bra.

Oh, God.

I think he just told her.

She's taking it well.
Uh...

Charlie, what are you doing? We've
got to go to the Knicks game.

Go without me.

Your grandmother is meeting us
at the game,

and this may be
the last time you ever see her.

Have her call me at the half.

Paul...

Move back
tomorrow's 9:00 meeting.

I may be late.

Me too.

Now, wasn't that better
than seeing the Knicks?

That was better
than being a knick.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Hello.

It's Carter.

Are you out of your mind?

You're risking
the mayor's trust,

the careers
of those closest to you,

and you're jeopardizing
the election!

Anything else? Britney
Spears is on "letterman."

What does that have to do
with me?

Nothing. I gotta go.

Who was that?

That was my friend Carter.

He's freaking out

because I promised the mayor
I wouldn't see you.

I had to promise Wheeler
the same thing.

I guess being political rivals
does make this pretty risky.

Yeah. It's dangerous.

Almost... Forbidden.

Look, if we're gonna do this,
then we should set up

some ground rules
for our relationship.

Good idea.

We won't talk about
our candidates,

we won't discuss
our strategies,

and we won't use
lavender body oil.

You don't like
my body oil?

It itches.

Hmm.

You know what?

This feels great.

I don't know why we let people
tell us we can't see each other.

We've got nothing to hide.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

MAYOR WINSTON:
Charlie, open up.

It's the mayor.

Quick...
get under the bed.

MAYOR WINSTON: Come on, Charlie.
I know you're in there.

I can see a light
under the door.

Damn it.

You're the one who wanted to
keep the lights on.

[KNOCKING CONTINUES]

Crawford!

Oh, hey, Charlie.

Oh, I know it's late,
but I was in the neighborhood

and I just wanted to come by
and tell you face-to-face

how much I appreciate
your loyalty.

I can't tell you how much
that means to me, sir.

Thanks for coming by.

Your promise to stop seeing
that woman...

ooh...
completely put my mind at ease.

I feel better than I have
in days!

I-I don't know, sir.

You still look
a little tense.

Maybe you should, uh,
go home and rest.

Tense?

I haven't felt this relaxed
since I smoked pot in college.

Smoked pot?
Mm-hmm.

Uh, you must be talking about
pottery class,

and that's called
throwin a pot.

What are you, square?
I'm talking about grass.

[CHUCKLES]
That's funny, sir.

I'm sure it was just
experimental.

Oh, yeah, it was.

Sometimes we rolled 'em,
sometimes we used a water pipe.

Even smoked
out of an apple once

when I was hard-up
at a Joan baez concert.

Well,
that was a long time ago,

and I'm sure
it's the type of thing

that could never be proven.

Oh, yeah, sure it could!

Just call my old roommate
Brian Delaney...

lives in the village,
and he's listed.

[LAUGHING]
Oh, no, you can't call him.

Oh, thank God.

No,
the guy doesn't like me now.

He'd jump at the chance
to bring me down.

So... Good night, buddy.

Oh, and, of course,
it goes without saying...

this conversation
doesn't leave this apartment.

I think it just did.

* she's a lady

* whoa, whoa, whoa

* she's a lady

* I'm talkin' about
my little lady *

huh!

* and the lady is mi-I-ne

well, Caitlin...

Looks like someone
was good enough for Robin.

I admit...

I may not know a lot
about music and history...

Science, math... Philosophy,

geography,

but I do know
how to please a lady.

I admit it... I didn't think
Robin would go for you.

I should've given you
more credit.

You know, I feel like my luck
is gonna change with women.

No more
Witness Protection programs,

no more job offers
in Antarctica,

no more 5-year stints
on the mir space station,

not to mention the women
who blew me off.

Hi, Jen, it's Charlie... again.
Call me.

We've got to talk about
last night.

You're never gonna believe
this one.

Yeah, we heard...
Paul had sex.

Not that. The mayor stopped by
my place last night, and...

Paul had sex?

Jennifer overheard him talking
about smoking pot in college.

Then she disappeared, and I
haven't heard from her since.

I told you not to trust her.

Charlie...

You have messed up before,

but this time
there is no excuse.

She wasn't wearing
a bra.

It wasn't your fault, man.

Maybe
we should just stay calm

until we learn
if she's using the information.

Guys, Wheeler just called
a press conference for 11:00.

I think he's gonna make
a big announcement.

I knew it.
Oh, and did you hear?

I had sex.

Paul, I want you to set up
a press conference for 10:00.

I like to brag. I think that may
be a little excessive.

For the mayor.

He's gonna get this information
out on his own terms.

That way, it doesn't look like
he's hiding anything.

We're just gonna announce
that he smoked pot in college?

The public will understand.

He'll just say,
"I've made some mistakes.

"I'm not proud
of what I did,

and all I'm asking for
is another chance."

So basically
last week's apology...

just put "pot"
instead of "women's league."

Gotcha.

Okay.

Watch your breathing...

Clear your mind.

So, you slept with Paul.

You're supposed to be
letting your mind go.

I did.
That's where it went.

Well... Between me and you,

he's pretty wild.

Really?

Yeah.

He's quick, but he's intense.

The apologizing
got a little old...

But there was no need.

The guy's got knowledge.

I don't know
where he got it from,

but I'm glad he did.

Well, I wouldn't ever imagine
you two hitting it off,

but I'm really happy

that two good friends of mine
are starting a relationship.

Relationship?
Are you kidding?

I thought you liked him.

I do.

I mean, he's a sweet guy.

Do you know before he left
he cleaned my apartment?

Is that a euphemism?

[LAUGHS] No.

He got on his hands and knees
with ajax.

But cleaning aside,
it's just a fling, that's all.

So you're just using him
for sex?

Yeah. There's nothing
wrong with it...

two adults enjoying
each other's company,

and one adult
mopping the kitchen.

Sir, I feel terrible

that you have to have
this press conference.

Charlie, I couldn't be
more disappointed in you

even if you were
my own son.

At least then
I'd have the comfort

of cutting you off
financially.

Maybe it's good
that we come out with this.

These type of things
are tough to keep hidden.

Oh, yeah.

It's been a real chore
to keep it secret for 30 years.

Well, now I've got to go face
50 reporters

and explain to them
my embarrassing behavior.

Some people would call that
a tough job.

I call it Thursday.

Hey.

Hey!

What are you doing here?

Did you come to rub it
in my face?

What are you talking about?
Don't play dumb.

Why haven't you returned
my calls?

We said we weren't going to call
each other at work,

and I grabbed your cellphone
by accident

when I snuck out last night.

Wait a minute.

I've got your cellphone?

That explains why I got a call
from Elizabeth arden

confirming a 4:00 pedicure.

I thought that was at 2:00.

2:00 didn't work for me.

Why did you leave
last night?

As soon as I heard
the mayor come in,

I panicked
and climbed out the window.

So you didn't hear
anything he said? No.

What's your big
press conference for?

Wheeler's announcing our plan
to cut taxes.

Would you excuse me
a minute?

It was Joan baez.

I defy anyone to sit through
her 40-minute version

of "if I had a hammer"
without a little help.

Look...

I was young.

I experimented.

It was a mistake,
and I regret it.

But it was over 30 years ago,

and it has nothing to do with
the important issues

that are facing this city.

And if my opponent wants to
focus on the past, that's fine.

But I'm going to be focusing
on the future.

And we're cutting taxes.

Sorry, ladies. Taken.

Caitlin, listen,

I'm thinking of taking Robin
on a romantic getaway.

What do you know
about coney island?

Wow. You guys are having
quite a fling.

Oh, it's a lot more serious
than that.

I really like her.

I think she's the one.
I see a future for us.

Uh, Paul, I-I think I need to
tell you something.

This isn't easy
for me to say,

but Robin's not really into
having a relationship. She's not?

As harsh as this might sound,
she's just in it for the sex.

I see.

Don't get down.
I know this can be hard.

I mean, I'm looking for
the right person, too,

but if we both hang in there,
we'll find that someone special.

Are you gonna be okay?

No.

I'm gonna be great!

Nobody's ever used me
for my body!

I'm a boy toy!

Hey!
Hey, Stuart, did you hear?

Robin's just using me for sex.

Treasure this.
It's a gift.

If you'll excuse me,
I've got to go to Robin's.

I've got a job to do.

Ooh.
A little afternoon lovin'?

No. I promised to clean
her aquarium.

I feel really bad
about today.

I should've trusted you.

Even if I heard what the mayor
said, I never would've used it.

I'm glad, 'cause I can be
pretty tough when I have to be.

More crumble cake?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

MAYOR WINSTON:
Crawford, it's me!

I know...
hide in the bedroom.

Hey.

I know I was a little hard
on you today.

I just wanted to come by
and tell you all is forgiven.

Thank you, sir.

Have you heard?

Since the press conference,

my numbers with the
younger voters have skyrocketed.

I guess they respond
to honesty, huh?

Yeah.

Maybe we should try that
more often.

I feel so relieved.

Why don't you go home and...

Think of a way we can
celebrate it some other time?

Gotta ride the wave, Charlie,
and I'm not gonna stop

until every young voter in this
city thinks I'm the mack daddy.

That's why I picked up
these DVDs.

"The 'nsync world tour"?

Yeah, with two hours
of backstage footage!

I'll be back in a second.

I've got to check something
in the bedroom.

Charlie, come back in here!

Lance and Justin are starting
a pillow fight!

Charlie, you got a minute?
Yeah, Paul.

You've been with
a lot of women, right?

I don't really like to talk
about that.

Well, it's more than three.
Yeah.

Okay.
We're both players.

As you know, Robin's been
using me for my body.

Yeah.
I was at the press conference.

Can I ask you a question
about sex?

Okay.

How do you know
when you're done?

Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.

(BARKING)

Moo.

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