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You don't have
any more Sunday Times?
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Yeah, but... it's all ripped.
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I understand, but still...
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it's all ripped.
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You got a copy of Curb and Hydrant
for my little friend here?
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- You still have the Sunday Times?
- Last one right here.
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- Thanks.
- Hey, what are you doing?
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- My parents' obituary is in here.
- Oh, go ahead. Both of them?
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- It was an earthquake.
- Really?
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- Beams hit them.
- Beams?
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It was very fast. The ground
just swallowed up their house.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Thanks.
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"J. Stemple."
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Stemple.
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Do you believe that girl?
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That's what I'm thinkin'.
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Tell me why
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I love you like I do
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Tell me who
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Can start my heart as much as you
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Let's take each other's hand
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As we jump into the final frontier
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I'm mad about you, baby
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"Silverberg, Silverman,Silverstein, Stinson. "
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I knew it.
I knew she's lying.
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- There's no Stemple in the obituaries.
- Who's Stemple?
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I don't know.
I just met her.
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- Driving Miss Daisy at Cinema One.
- Saw it.
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How about She-Devil?
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I hear Roseanne Barr blows Meryl Streep
right off the screen.
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So Dana really thinks
that I'm gonna like her friend?
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Yeah.
She says she's a blast.
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I'll tell you, this whole dating thing,
it's just torture.
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You know?
Especially first dates.
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I always do better on first dates...
before they get to know me.
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- Come on. Dating is an adventure.
- How is it an adventure?
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You can tell in ten seconds
if you're gonna hit it off.
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That's how long a first date
should be: Ten seconds.
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'Cause after that,
you're watchin' either other eat.
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Please.
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Sorry we're late.
Traffic on the East Side was gross.
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Oh, you live on the East Side?
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Third Avenue.
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Hey, you ever go
to Lumberto's Dry Cleaning?
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I don't think so.
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'Cause it's on Third Avenue.
Third Avenue and Fifty-Fourth Street.
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- I go to Fourteenth Street Cleaners.
- Live near Fourteenth Street?
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No. I live on Thirteenth Street.
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You happy with the job they do
with your clothes there?
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Oh, yeah.
Fourteenth Street Cleaners is great.
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Al Pacino has
an autographed picture in there.
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- You know, Paul makes movies.
- You're kidding.
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Yeah. I do.
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That's so funny.
I work at a bank.
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Sometimes not even ten seconds.
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Two more days till Christmas.
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- I hope it snows.
- The guys in legal approved that.
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Did you remember to fax that release
to Newsweek?
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Yup. First thing this morning.
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I can't believe Ted dumped me.
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It's my own fault.
All the signs were there.
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Our first date, I watched him
pick a caraway seed out of his teeth...
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with an American Express card
for 20 minutes.
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- What time's my lunch tomorrow?
- 12:30.
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And he's such a little mama's boy.
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He actually took her rowing with us
in Central Park.
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- What are those, expense vouchers?
- Yes. Want me to file them?
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Shred 'em.
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And then he dumps me.
It was going so well.
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James, just remember, it is always
darkest before the dawn.
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What dawn? There is no dawn.
I miss him.
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- You were gonna dump him anyway.
- But not until after the holidays.
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Hey, girls, have you been naughty or nice?
'Cause I can go either way.
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- Go that way, Lester.
- Eggnog?
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- Not in the mood.
- 'Course not. That's why I spiked it.
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See, I heard Ted dropped you
like a hotcake.
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Thought you might need
a little comforting.
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So tell me, is there anything special
you'd like me to put in your stocking?
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How about $50 worth of quarters
to whack you in the head with?
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Oh, cool.
Ted said you were a tiger.
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- Get out of my office, Lester.
- Do you have any plans for New Year's Eve?
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Get out of my office, Lester.
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Hard to get!
I like it!
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That's what's out there:
Lesters and Teds.
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Come on, James, let's have a drink
and go to this party.
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I'm not going to the Christmas party.
I hate the holidays.
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You have to go. Trust me.
It is a good career move.
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- I don't wanna go. I'm not with anyone.
- You'll be with me.
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You'll be with Mark.
I don't want to be the third wheel.
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Don't be silly.
Mark'll be the third wheel.
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I don't wanna do that.
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Fran Devanow's office.
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What?
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- I don't know. It must be a mistake.
- What?
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It's Cheryl. She says there's
some guy here with my dry cleaning.
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- Tell him he's got the wrong office.
- Tell him to leave or we'll call security.
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I'm just gonna go home
and cut up pictures of men.
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Come on, James.
Stay for the party.
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Did you ever worry you were gonna be
alone for the rest of your life?
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You're gonna find someone
if it kills me.
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To 1990.
This is gonna be your year.
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Thank God the '80s are over.
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See you're still grieving
the loss of your parents.
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What?
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Beams fell on her parents
in an earthquake.
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It was tragic.
And it happened like that.
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What are you doing
with my dry cleaning?
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You dropped the slip last night
as you hijacked my newspaper.
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- How did you find her?
- I went to the dry cleaners.
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- And they told you where I worked?
- I told them I was your houseboy Coco.
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And they just pointed me here
to this building.
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How did you find this office?
I'm not listed in the lobby.
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- I described you.
- To who?
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To receptionists
on the first 33 floors.
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You tracked her down
just to deliver her dry cleaning?
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- Well, not exactly.
- How did you describe me?
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- Boy, I feel like I'm being grilled.
- You are.
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- What's your name?
- Paul. Paul Buchman.
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I don't hate it.
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How did you describe me, Paul?
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Pushy.
Pushy and pretty.
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Do you think I'm pretty?
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm gonna go
to the Christmas party.
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Oh, here, let me take this.
Your fingers are turning white.
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Nice to meet you, Paul.
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They didn't get the stain out.
I hope you didn't pay them for this.
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- Actually, I did, but that's okay.
- It's not. They didn't get the stain out.
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- What stain?
- Right there. That's a stain.
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- I didn't even see it. I'm sorry.
- Did you get a receipt?
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- No.
- Why didn't you get a receipt?
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- It never occurred to me.
- You don't know to get a receipt?
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It's the first time I've ever picked up
a strange woman's dry cleaning.
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- Well, what do I owe you?
- Oh, no, that's okay.
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Don't be silly. I don't want you
to pay for my dry cleaning.
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It was my pleasure.
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- Here's 20 bucks.
- It was 17.
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- Keep it.
- I didn't come up here for a tip.
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What did you
come up here for then?
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'Cause I figured you needed
your clothes for the holidays.
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- That was very considerate.
- Yeah, well, you know.
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Born and raised in New York.
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Why did you really come up here?
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- 'Cause I wanted to meet you.
- Why?
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I don't know.
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'Cause since last night,
I've been thinking about you.
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How do I know you're not
some ax murderer?
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Do these look like hands
that have ever held an ax?
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- How do you know I'm not married?
- No ring.
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How do you know I'm not a married
woman who's just been mugged?
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- Boy, you're making this very hard.
- What would you do if you were at work...
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and some woman walked in
with your dry cleaning?
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I'd say, "Ma, go away."
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Look, can I buy you dinner
sometime?
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
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- I'm sorry, is that an answer?
- What do you expect me to say?
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How about, "Sounds great.
When do you want to pick me up?"
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- Please don't make me do this.
- Do what?
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I just can't take dating anymore.
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I just spent half a day
trying to track you down.
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- I didn't ask you to come up here.
- I know that.
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- I came up 'cause I wanted to.
- And I appreciate it.
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Thank you, really, for the laundry.
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You know what?
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Next time you're crying in your daiquiri
that you can't meet a nice guy...
167
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just remember that you met one
and you pushed him out the door.
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You swear you told 33 people today
that I was pretty?
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Yes. Pretty
and with a very sexy voice.
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- You did not.
- Go down to 32. Ask Lou Anne.
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You know, I'm really tired of you
not trusting me.
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- I don't even know you.
- Well, I don't know you either.
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- So then why should I trust you?
- I could be standing on Third Avenue...
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selling your clothes
for a tidy profit.
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- You wouldn't do that.
- This is what I'm saying.
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Will you tell me something
honestly?
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Do you like
Christmas parties, Paul?
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I love Christmas parties...
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J. Stemple.
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I don't care what the guy
has got on his head.
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This Gorbachev is a genius.
I guarantee you...
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five years from now,
Russia will dominate the globe.
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Lester, shoo.
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- It's okay. Really.
- I'm sorry.
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Christmas!
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- You're having a terrible time.
- No. I'm having fun.
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- No, you're not.
- Hey, you don't know me.
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This is me having fun.
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- Really?
- Really. I'm havin' a great time.
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And you've never
been with a man?
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- Why? What did you hear?
- I'm just making sure.
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Hi, Paul!
This is my husband Mark.
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Mark, this is Paul.
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You're right.
They do look good together.
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- How are ya?
- You two you met at a newsstand...
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and you tracked her down all day?
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- Pookie...
- No, this is fantastic!
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It's fantastic
because she was so depressed.
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And now this!
This is fantastic!
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- Thank you, Mark.
- Hey, I'll tell you what, Paul.
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- We love this girl.
- And I love you too, Mark.
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- Fran, get him out of here.
- Oh. Come on, honey.
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They wanna be alone.
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This is fantastic!
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- Mark can be a little festive.
- He seems very nice. I like him.
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God, you're really on
first date behavior, aren't you?
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Well, what's wrong with first dates?
They're like an adventure.
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I'm just wondering when
I'm gonna get to see the real you.
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Oh, not for quite some time.
What am I, nuts?
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- Well, come on. Help yourself.
- Nah. I can't do that.
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Why not?
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I'm uneasy with starting a cheese.
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Excuse me?
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You got a nice, perfect triangle here,
so who am I to ruin it?
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- You always this reckless?
- Oh, yeah.
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I come from a whole family
of daredevils.
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My sisters both went to school
out of state.
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- So you have sisters?
- Two.
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- Me too.
- That's funny.
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Well, actually, one,
but she's sort of a split personality.
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I have to steal her
for five minutes.
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The boss is telling
his Rose Bowl story.
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- She's got to hear this.
- I've heard it.
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If you want to get ahead in this firm,
you've got to hear it a lot.
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Come on.
His ass is right under the mistletoe.
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Hey, Paul.
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Hey, where is everybody?
228
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Oh, they just went to hear the boss
tell his Rose Bowl story.
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Oh, right, right.
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- So.
- So.
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So.
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Look, I have an assignment.
I gotta get information.
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- What do they wanna know?
- Well, the usual.
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- How much money do you make?
- Like net or gross?
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- Ball park is fine.
- I do okay.
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- Own or rent?
- I'm renting.
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Previous marriages?
Smoker? Drinker?
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- You ever been with a man?
- She already asked.
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- I think that's it.
- All right.
240
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Let me ask you something.
What's the story with her?
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Who? With Jamie?
Oh, Jamie's great. Yeah, yeah.
242
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- Grew up in New Haven, went to Yale.
- Ever been with a man?
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Who? Me orJamie?
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- Mark, what you do, it's your business.
- Hey, come on, I'm a married man.
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Although once...
246
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Once l...
247
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I had this dream
about Pierce Brosnan.
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I don't...
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Tell me something about her.
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Jamie? Well, I could tell you this.
251
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- What?
- I think she likes you.
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- No! You think?
- Yeah, I think she does.
253
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,381
- Why?
- Well, you can sense these things...
254
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because when you know
somebody that long...
255
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- you can sort of read the signs.
- What signs?
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Fran told me.
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I can't believe we're doing this.
258
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We'll just check his bio
from the Director's Guild.
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Any guy can say he's a filmmaker.
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- Wow! He won an NEA grant.
- Really?
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That means he's got talent.
And look at this.
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"1980 winner, Most Promising
Filmmaker, NYU Film School."
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I knew it. It's always something.
I never do well with creative types.
264
00:15:37,112 --> 00:15:39,478
What about that poet
you dated down on Jane Street?
265
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- Monroe?
- Maybe the police were wrong.
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I hate this. Look at me. What am I doing?
I don't want to get my hopes again.
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What do I always say?
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If you go into a store
assuming they don't have your size...
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you come out with nothing.
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He thinks I have a sexy voice.
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He's a nice guy.
And he's cute.
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- He is, isn't he?
- He gets that little twinkle in his eye.
273
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- I know. He's so cute.
- A day at Barney's wouldn't kill him.
274
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- I know.
- But he's good raw material.
275
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You guys ever watch
Remington Steele?
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You two gals are doing great.
277
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- Thanks, Manny.
- Well, thanks, Mr. Gantz.
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- Hi, Mr. Gantz. How are ya?
- Happy holidays, Mark. Nice to see you.
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Listen, Fran tells me
you once played in the Rose Bowl.
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Yeah, yeah.
New Year's Day, 1950.
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- It was cool in California.
- Sixty-three degrees.
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Right.
283
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We were trailing Cal
by a touchdown.
284
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Psychologically,
we were beaten...
285
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and just before halftime,
Arthur Dworkin twisted an ankle...
286
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and that's when they
moved me over to first trombone.
287
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Hey, you know, maybe we could
double for New Year's.
288
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- Yeah, well, we'll see.
- Great. Can you get me a date?
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Excuse me one second.
Yes, hi.
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- Sorry.
- No, it's okay. I'm fine.
291
00:17:07,669 --> 00:17:09,159
You're not having a good time.
Let's go someplace.
292
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,206
- Oh, I'm havin' a great time.
- Well, I'm not having a good time.
293
00:17:12,274 --> 00:17:16,005
- Then let's get the hell out of here.
- Where do you want to go?
294
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- Oh, just everywhere.
- Everywhere?
295
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That's what I'm feeling.
I wanna take you everywhere.
296
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:25,042
Listen, I'm not looking
for a relationship.
297
00:17:26,221 --> 00:17:29,156
Yeah, but what would you do
if you found one?
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- Ask me out right now.
- Come on. I'll buy you dinner.
299
00:17:34,663 --> 00:17:36,528
- Where do you feel like goin'?
- Anyplace near me.
300
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:39,795
That way, if it doesn't work out,
you don't have to spring for cab fare.
301
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:41,961
- Where do you live?
- Upper West Side.
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I'm on West 81 st.
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Are you kidding? Me too.
304
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,909
I'm on one twenty-nine.
305
00:17:47,976 --> 00:17:51,776
One forty-two.
You live across the street from me.
306
00:17:51,847 --> 00:17:53,041
That's unbelievable.
307
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:56,351
I'm just gonna say
a few quick good-byes.
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It was the Rodgers and Hammerstein
medley that turned it around for us.
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Good night, everybody.
Merry Christmas.
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Have you heard
my Rose Bowl story?
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Yes, I have.
I told it to my family.
312
00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:18,335
Great. So we'll go over to Melon's,
we'll grab something to eat...
313
00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:20,341
and I'll walk you home.
314
00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:22,343
You sure
you don't have a girlfriend?
315
00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:25,039
I have a dog.
But he knows I date.
316
00:18:26,615 --> 00:18:28,549
Why do you keep looking
for something wrong?
317
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'Cause I'm smart.
318
00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:34,018
Well, don't be so smart
and let's just go get a hamburger.
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Wait.
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00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:38,926
I need to tell you something.
321
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,963
Oh. You're not gonna
fire me, are you?
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00:18:44,599 --> 00:18:47,864
I thought about you, too,
last night.
323
00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:52,305
And then when you found me here today,
it's like it was too good to be true.
324
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:58,107
And now you seem to be
this nice guy.
325
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,209
Well, I can see why you're troubled.
326
00:19:04,386 --> 00:19:07,822
You realize if this doesn't work out,
I'm gonna have to blow my brains out.
327
00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:10,983
- So as long as there's no pressure.
- Yeah.
328
00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:17,123
I just don't want to be
disappointed again.
329
00:19:21,503 --> 00:19:23,164
I'll do my best.
330
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,340
Where's your scarf?
331
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,714
Honey, could you take this?
332
00:19:34,783 --> 00:19:36,683
I'm sorry.
Did you just call me "honey"?
333
00:19:40,355 --> 00:19:43,085
I didn't think so.
334
00:19:49,264 --> 00:19:52,131
Look at that city.
That's beautiful.
335
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:56,295
That's a beautiful city.
336
00:19:56,371 --> 00:19:59,135
Can you imagine how many millions
of people there are out there...
337
00:19:59,207 --> 00:20:01,141
that you're just never gonna meet?
338
00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:05,171
Think of the people
in this building you never meet.
339
00:20:07,048 --> 00:20:09,710
I can't believe
you didn't know Lou Anne.
340
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:14,745
Boy, it's funny. You know, there are
people that even if you didn't...
341
00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:44,717
Did you just kiss me?
342
00:20:47,389 --> 00:20:49,414
I didn't think so.
343
00:20:50,992 --> 00:20:52,516
Let's go.
344
00:21:03,338 --> 00:21:05,363
Oh, we forgot the dry cleaning.
345
00:21:21,623 --> 00:21:24,251
Listen, you didn't...
346
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:28,524
you didn't by any chance
have my bio faxed over here, did you?
347
00:21:28,597 --> 00:21:30,724
- No.
- No, I wouldn't think so.
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00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:37,531
Mad About You
will be right back.
349
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:41,805
There is nothing like
the Rose Bowl.
350
00:21:41,876 --> 00:21:45,471
I mean, the smell of the grass,
the roar of the crowd.
351
00:21:45,547 --> 00:21:48,516
I had 100,000 people
on the edge of their seats.
352
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:52,747
When I played a six bar solo
from South Pacific...
353
00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:55,585
it brought them to their feet.
354
00:21:55,657 --> 00:21:58,148
It was halftime,
we were forming the letter C...
355
00:21:58,226 --> 00:22:02,390
and that's when Barbara Bierman
blindsided me with her tuba.
356
00:22:02,464 --> 00:22:04,762
Split my lip. It was after that...
357
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:09,532
that... I knew I could never go pro.
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00:22:09,604 --> 00:22:12,767
That's a fantastic story.
This is fantastic.
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00:22:12,841 --> 00:22:14,832
Tell it again.
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