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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,597 --> 00:00:06,036 Watto! 2 00:00:06,831 --> 00:00:08,105 Watto! 3 00:00:10,231 --> 00:00:11,379 Wat... 4 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:15,685 [PHONE RINGS] 5 00:00:16,496 --> 00:00:19,605 - Adam Watson speaking? - We're late for work. 6 00:00:20,831 --> 00:00:22,590 We're late for work! 7 00:00:22,591 --> 00:00:25,390 I've only got another 31 laps, and then I'm good to go. 8 00:00:25,391 --> 00:00:27,670 All right, well, get on with it. We've got a game to make! 9 00:00:27,671 --> 00:00:31,070 If I'd have known about hamster-balling in my early 20s... 10 00:00:31,071 --> 00:00:33,024 Just get on with it! 11 00:00:35,151 --> 00:00:36,550 Here I go! 12 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:07,600 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 13 00:01:13,391 --> 00:01:15,310 So? What do you think? 14 00:01:15,311 --> 00:01:16,784 Yeah. I mean, 15 00:01:16,904 --> 00:01:18,821 - I guess. - I think it's fun. 16 00:01:18,941 --> 00:01:21,059 - Yeah, he likes it. - Yeah, well, he's just saying 17 00:01:21,179 --> 00:01:23,220 that because he wants to get out of the caravan. 18 00:01:23,340 --> 00:01:25,551 I would quite like to get out of the caravan, to be honest, mate. 19 00:01:25,671 --> 00:01:27,896 I'm sensing fungus. There's definitely spores. 20 00:01:28,016 --> 00:01:30,266 I'm wheezing, listen. 21 00:01:30,386 --> 00:01:32,870 Guys, no one's leaving until we finish the game. 22 00:01:32,871 --> 00:01:35,830 Come on, boys, this used to be our spiritual palace, 23 00:01:35,831 --> 00:01:38,230 the Caravan of Dreams! 24 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:40,146 The toilet's not working anymore. 25 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:43,097 It's just sort of churning it all around rather than... 26 00:01:44,144 --> 00:01:47,410 Thank you, Watto, you certainly painted us a picture with words there. 27 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,890 Look, we made some fucking good games in this caravan, 28 00:01:49,891 --> 00:01:52,570 and this next one's going to be our masterpiece. 29 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:55,294 I'm not sure about this Viking chief, you know? 30 00:01:55,514 --> 00:01:57,990 He looks a bit like a rapist Aryan grandpa. 31 00:01:57,991 --> 00:02:00,030 Josh, they're placeholder graphics. 32 00:02:00,031 --> 00:02:02,910 Once we get Watto's artwork on there, it's going to be legendary. 33 00:02:02,911 --> 00:02:05,510 I'm gonna go for a run, get the legs pumping! 34 00:02:05,511 --> 00:02:07,030 No, Watto, sit down. 35 00:02:07,031 --> 00:02:09,230 Can everyone just stay positive and 36 00:02:09,231 --> 00:02:10,510 - [PHONE RINGS] - stay focused? 37 00:02:10,511 --> 00:02:11,668 Hey. 38 00:02:11,788 --> 00:02:14,031 Yeah, in about five minutes, I reckon. 39 00:02:14,151 --> 00:02:16,350 Ah, that sounds lovely. 40 00:02:16,351 --> 00:02:17,630 Yeah. 41 00:02:17,631 --> 00:02:19,950 Yeah, perhaps we should open a bottle of red to go with it? 42 00:02:19,951 --> 00:02:21,230 Yeah, anyone's fine. 43 00:02:21,231 --> 00:02:22,510 Not that one. 44 00:02:22,511 --> 00:02:23,617 OK. 45 00:02:23,737 --> 00:02:24,870 Bye-bye�bye bye. 46 00:02:24,871 --> 00:02:26,214 Bye-bye�bye bye-bye. 47 00:02:27,391 --> 00:02:29,952 Right, if we're all finished ordering our dinner, 48 00:02:30,072 --> 00:02:31,710 what are you doing this weekend? 49 00:02:31,711 --> 00:02:33,304 - Abi. - I'm gonna see if 50 00:02:33,424 --> 00:02:35,510 I can get my Segway out from the bottom of the pool. 51 00:02:35,511 --> 00:02:36,790 I might throw a pot. 52 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:38,510 Yes, I bought a kiln. 53 00:02:38,511 --> 00:02:40,670 Might join a pottery circle. 54 00:02:40,671 --> 00:02:43,310 All right, well, can we cancel, please? I'm formally requesting 55 00:02:43,311 --> 00:02:45,070 your presence in the caravan this weekend. 56 00:02:45,071 --> 00:02:47,751 - We need to finish the game! - Oh, come on, mate. 57 00:02:47,871 --> 00:02:49,950 We've been stuck in here for two weeks. 58 00:02:49,951 --> 00:02:51,472 We need to take a step back, 59 00:02:51,592 --> 00:02:54,134 - do other things. - Look, I've told Casey that the 60 00:02:54,254 --> 00:02:55,973 four of us are gonna come up with something... 61 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,864 Well, no offence, but that's between you and her. 62 00:02:57,984 --> 00:03:00,344 Now, I'm going back inside the house, and I'm going to help Abi 63 00:03:00,464 --> 00:03:02,195 cook a lamb tagine with lemon couscous, 64 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,510 and I'd really like to see you try and stop me. 65 00:03:12,071 --> 00:03:14,310 Josh, come on, get back to work, Josh. 66 00:03:14,311 --> 00:03:15,430 Oh, Watto. 67 00:03:18,071 --> 00:03:20,144 Oh, not you as well, you...? 68 00:03:22,711 --> 00:03:25,870 Seriously, mate, I am in the shape of my life! 69 00:03:27,871 --> 00:03:30,150 Actually, it's been great. 70 00:03:30,151 --> 00:03:33,430 Letting Leon lead on the game. I mean, let him be mum for a while. 71 00:03:33,431 --> 00:03:36,790 You know? And if Watto wants to let a firework off in the caravan, 72 00:03:36,791 --> 00:03:40,150 I'll just sit back and watch that baby burn. 73 00:03:40,151 --> 00:03:41,871 - He really did that? - Yeah. 74 00:03:41,991 --> 00:03:44,314 Catherine Wheel. It was insane. 75 00:03:45,271 --> 00:03:47,677 He went a bit weird after everything with his mum, 76 00:03:47,797 --> 00:03:49,231 but he's OK again now. 77 00:03:49,351 --> 00:03:52,150 Did a bit of damage, but, you know, what do I care? 78 00:03:52,151 --> 00:03:53,950 I'm but a humble employee. 79 00:03:53,951 --> 00:03:55,857 I clock in, I clock out. 80 00:03:55,977 --> 00:03:57,212 OK, 81 00:03:57,332 --> 00:04:00,310 this part, the tuna, is lovely. 82 00:04:00,311 --> 00:04:01,616 This part... 83 00:04:01,736 --> 00:04:03,110 Disgusting. 84 00:04:05,898 --> 00:04:07,327 So, this weekend, 85 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:10,086 I was thinking farmers market. 86 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:12,590 We could stock up on some overpriced chutney. 87 00:04:12,591 --> 00:04:14,199 I'm busy this weekend. 88 00:04:15,711 --> 00:04:16,990 All right. 89 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:18,630 Got work, got to do some work. 90 00:04:21,351 --> 00:04:22,590 Cool. 91 00:04:22,591 --> 00:04:23,710 That's totally cool. 92 00:04:23,711 --> 00:04:26,951 I thought you were working anyway? Get the game finished? 93 00:04:27,071 --> 00:04:29,009 Yeah. Yeah, no, I'll just 94 00:04:29,129 --> 00:04:30,787 crack on with that. 95 00:04:31,774 --> 00:04:32,862 Yeah. 96 00:04:33,351 --> 00:04:34,510 Have you? 97 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:40,030 [SLURPS] 98 00:04:41,209 --> 00:04:42,806 Oh, yeah. That is lovely. 99 00:04:43,791 --> 00:04:45,710 Really rich tannins. 100 00:04:45,711 --> 00:04:46,974 Hmm? 101 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:58,430 - How's the game looking? - Yeah, amazing. 102 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,350 Ewan is so excited about it, he can barely breathe. 103 00:05:01,351 --> 00:05:02,790 Oh, good. So it's done? 104 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:05,230 - I can play it? - Yeah, almost. 105 00:05:05,231 --> 00:05:06,710 Almost? 106 00:05:06,711 --> 00:05:10,311 - You said you'd have it. - Er, we're just working on the visuals. 107 00:05:10,431 --> 00:05:13,892 Make it snappy, cos we're announcing it at EDX. 108 00:05:14,206 --> 00:05:16,231 Announcing what? 109 00:05:16,351 --> 00:05:19,150 The game, Leon, we're announcing the game. 110 00:05:19,151 --> 00:05:21,430 But that's in like six weeks? 111 00:05:21,431 --> 00:05:23,870 - Three more seconds on this leg. - Ahhh. 112 00:05:23,871 --> 00:05:25,910 I booked the main stage in the big hall. 113 00:05:25,911 --> 00:05:28,550 You're going on right after the Angry Birds guys and right before 114 00:05:28,551 --> 00:05:30,951 the Clash of Clans guys. It's gonna be huge, Leon, huge. 115 00:05:31,071 --> 00:05:32,873 I mean, the whole world's gonna be watching. 116 00:05:32,993 --> 00:05:36,041 That's great! I'm... I'm razzed about it. 117 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:38,896 I know you're gonna be under a lot of pressure between now and then, 118 00:05:39,016 --> 00:05:41,791 - so I want you to take Naomi. - For me, I get a PA? 119 00:05:41,911 --> 00:05:44,150 Yeah, it's just till the game's done. 120 00:05:44,151 --> 00:05:46,590 A man of your stature shouldn't be doing this shit on his own. 121 00:05:46,591 --> 00:05:49,510 She's happy to grab your coffee, carry your bags, whatever you need. 122 00:05:49,511 --> 00:05:52,230 I also manage Casey's diary and do all of her special appointments. 123 00:05:52,231 --> 00:05:54,430 Whoa, no need to talk about my special appointments. 124 00:05:54,431 --> 00:05:56,517 I don't know anything about Casey's special appointments. 125 00:05:56,637 --> 00:05:58,150 Hip circles. 126 00:05:58,151 --> 00:06:00,871 - That's great. Casey, thank you. - Just get the game finished. 127 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:03,150 And when you're done with her, you can pass her back. 128 00:06:03,151 --> 00:06:05,910 Got it, got it. God, I'm so psyched to play this game, Leon. 129 00:06:05,911 --> 00:06:09,710 I love Vikings, you know? I really do. Their whole outlook. 130 00:06:09,711 --> 00:06:11,990 Plundering and sacking of villages, it's... 131 00:06:13,191 --> 00:06:14,990 ... it's inspirational. 132 00:06:14,991 --> 00:06:16,919 OK, catch you later. 133 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,510 Woo! 134 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:22,303 OK, so what are we doing now? 135 00:06:23,431 --> 00:06:25,121 Let's go shopping. 136 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:32,190 Leon Harper. This is my assistant, Naomi. 137 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:34,710 Casey's assistant. He's borrowing me, 138 00:06:34,711 --> 00:06:38,070 because I just get passed around like a paperback, apparently. 139 00:06:38,071 --> 00:06:40,070 I want to hire something for the weekend. 140 00:06:40,071 --> 00:06:41,150 Oh. 141 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,573 Just a rental, is it? 142 00:06:43,991 --> 00:06:45,230 No, OK, that's fine. 143 00:06:45,231 --> 00:06:47,350 Yeah, me and my mates need to get some work done. 144 00:06:47,351 --> 00:06:49,230 I want to get them away from the distractions. 145 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:51,630 - Somewhere nice, you know? - Right. 146 00:06:51,631 --> 00:06:53,307 Well, a couple of options. 147 00:06:54,711 --> 00:06:55,969 This... 148 00:06:56,815 --> 00:06:57,990 ... is the Fantasia. 149 00:06:57,991 --> 00:06:59,150 Oo-wee! 150 00:06:59,151 --> 00:07:01,686 82 feet long, cruising speed 151 00:07:02,049 --> 00:07:04,674 of 22 knots, capacity of 12. 152 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,270 Charter her for a week, she is... 153 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,635 - 120,000. - Piss off! 154 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:16,270 Sorry, that's 1�2�0 for the week? 155 00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:18,350 Gosh, that's a lot. 156 00:07:18,351 --> 00:07:20,187 Well, there's option two. 157 00:07:22,431 --> 00:07:24,009 This is the Blue Minnow. 158 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,510 She's such a cutie. 159 00:07:26,511 --> 00:07:29,590 I love how compact she is and the great thing about a yacht like this 160 00:07:29,591 --> 00:07:32,194 is you park it next to the big one, 161 00:07:32,811 --> 00:07:35,071 there's plenty of shade, you see. 162 00:07:35,191 --> 00:07:37,916 It's perfect for the mid-price budget. 163 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,710 Listen to me, I have money. 164 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,791 He actually does. He has a lot of money. 165 00:07:42,911 --> 00:07:44,350 Sure. 166 00:07:44,351 --> 00:07:46,261 - How much money? - Let's just say a lot. 167 00:07:46,381 --> 00:07:48,151 Like nine, ten million pounds. 168 00:07:48,271 --> 00:07:51,870 Sir, a man of your standing shouldn't be renting. 169 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,990 I mean, you're not a student. 170 00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:57,190 You should be looking to make a statement, and this... 171 00:07:57,191 --> 00:07:58,746 Is a statement. 172 00:07:59,084 --> 00:08:00,990 I mean, this is a roar. 173 00:08:00,991 --> 00:08:03,790 You don't need to mince around, saying, 'Oh, I want your respect, ' 174 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:06,250 when you're standing on the pure teak deck 175 00:08:06,370 --> 00:08:07,992 of your own 3,000-horsepower, 176 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:09,553 70-tonne yacht. 177 00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:12,430 OK, you should definitely get the big one, like he says. 178 00:08:12,431 --> 00:08:14,401 And I happen to know that they're willing to make 179 00:08:14,521 --> 00:08:16,470 a quick sale if you've got the cash. 180 00:08:16,471 --> 00:08:18,259 And a little birdie tells me 181 00:08:18,379 --> 00:08:19,868 you've got the cash. 182 00:08:22,191 --> 00:08:23,390 Do it, Leon. 183 00:08:23,391 --> 00:08:24,725 Make a statement. 184 00:08:26,751 --> 00:08:28,750 You know what? Boom, I'll take it. 185 00:08:28,751 --> 00:08:30,710 - How much? - ?33 million. 186 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,612 Oh, awesome. 187 00:08:32,732 --> 00:08:34,070 Great. 188 00:08:42,431 --> 00:08:44,349 Should be down the end here. 189 00:08:45,031 --> 00:08:46,691 It doesn't bother you, Leon? 190 00:08:46,811 --> 00:08:48,748 People will think, 'Oh, look at that 191 00:08:48,868 --> 00:08:50,825 - flash wanker in his big, fat boat.' - Yacht! 192 00:08:50,945 --> 00:08:53,196 - Flash wanker in his big, fat yacht! - Thing is, mate, 193 00:08:53,316 --> 00:08:55,311 - I don't really like boats. - It's a yacht! 194 00:08:55,431 --> 00:08:59,390 I feel claustrophobic, too confined, but simultaneously, agoraphobic, 195 00:08:59,391 --> 00:09:01,910 too much space and sky and sea. 196 00:09:01,911 --> 00:09:04,390 A couple of days away from everything, we finish the game 197 00:09:04,391 --> 00:09:05,990 and we go home. 198 00:09:05,991 --> 00:09:07,670 You don't have a bag. 199 00:09:07,671 --> 00:09:09,630 Oh, I'm wearing two sets of clothes. 200 00:09:09,631 --> 00:09:11,750 Two t-shirts, two pants, four socks. 201 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:14,190 Track pants, underneath, a really thin pair of joggers. 202 00:09:14,191 --> 00:09:16,550 Toothbrush, toothpaste, bar of soap. 203 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:18,550 I'm basically a walking overnight bag. 204 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:19,830 Wow! 205 00:09:19,831 --> 00:09:21,355 That's actually really clever. 206 00:09:22,231 --> 00:09:23,702 Here she is. 207 00:09:25,871 --> 00:09:26,980 Whoa! 208 00:09:28,031 --> 00:09:29,242 It's a mammoth. 209 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:32,270 I feel like I'm in a hip-hop video. 210 00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:35,747 Yeah, Ewan, just like Jay-Z with your goose-down pillow. 211 00:09:36,472 --> 00:09:38,030 Let's take it for a spin. 212 00:09:38,031 --> 00:09:40,610 Er, yeah, we can't, mate. I haven't got a licence, 213 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:42,630 - and we're not insured. - Great. 214 00:09:42,631 --> 00:09:46,081 So you've essentially just bought a very pricey static caravan. 215 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,053 Whoa! 216 00:09:48,351 --> 00:09:50,194 Ladies first. 217 00:09:55,449 --> 00:09:57,045 Well, it's polite. 218 00:10:01,511 --> 00:10:03,430 Oh, look at it. 219 00:10:03,431 --> 00:10:06,750 You was right, it's like the Big Pimpin' video. 220 00:10:06,751 --> 00:10:09,910 Oh, right, no shoes on the carpet. 221 00:10:11,191 --> 00:10:13,830 Shoe covers to be worn at all times. 222 00:10:13,831 --> 00:10:17,071 - Why does it stink of bleach? - That's not bleach, that's the sea. 223 00:10:17,191 --> 00:10:19,294 We're not on the sea. 224 00:10:23,382 --> 00:10:24,950 You hired a crewman. 225 00:10:24,951 --> 00:10:27,030 Oh, yeah, I totally forgot. 226 00:10:27,031 --> 00:10:29,350 Leon Harper. Do we salute, or... 227 00:10:29,351 --> 00:10:32,350 - No, not really. - Cool. I thought that. 228 00:10:32,351 --> 00:10:34,615 Well, ahoy there. Welcome aboard. 229 00:10:34,845 --> 00:10:36,164 Right. 230 00:10:36,284 --> 00:10:38,837 The sun is shining, we're on a yacht. 231 00:10:39,231 --> 00:10:40,990 Let's make gaming history. 232 00:10:42,751 --> 00:10:44,619 What has gotten into him? 233 00:10:46,711 --> 00:10:49,070 - Do you want a hand? - I'm fine, thanks. 234 00:10:49,071 --> 00:10:51,510 Who's the princess who brought his own pillow? 235 00:10:51,511 --> 00:10:53,847 - Oh, erm... - Let me guess, 236 00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:56,511 - Captain Pugwash? - Yeah, yeah. 237 00:10:57,071 --> 00:10:59,112 Big bloody princess. 238 00:11:02,991 --> 00:11:05,402 Anyroad up, onwards and downwards. 239 00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:30,470 I'm gonna go and do some burpees on the top deck. 240 00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:32,550 Can we close these blinds, please? 241 00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:35,630 Everywhere I look, all I can see is white, male privilege. 242 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:36,924 Just... 243 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,561 - Internet isn't working. Brilliant. - What's this? 244 00:11:40,271 --> 00:11:42,089 There's a stain on the couch. 245 00:11:44,711 --> 00:11:46,625 This router is so old. 246 00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:48,910 It's not coming off. 247 00:11:50,351 --> 00:11:53,030 Great. No wonder I got such a good deal. 248 00:11:53,031 --> 00:11:55,402 Right, yeah, they are fucking hard. 249 00:11:58,791 --> 00:12:01,391 So, how's it going then? With the new game? 250 00:12:01,511 --> 00:12:03,030 Oh, it's amazing. 251 00:12:03,031 --> 00:12:06,190 Once we get the new graphics implemented, it's gonna be great. 252 00:12:06,191 --> 00:12:08,150 Yeah, well, maybe. 253 00:12:08,151 --> 00:12:09,846 I have my reservations. 254 00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:14,201 Sorry about everything with your mum. 255 00:12:14,321 --> 00:12:16,790 - I hope you're OK. - Oh, no, it's cool. 256 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,823 She sent me... Well, she posted on Facebook, 257 00:12:18,943 --> 00:12:20,950 and she's in South Africa. 258 00:12:20,951 --> 00:12:22,590 So that's good. 259 00:12:22,591 --> 00:12:24,595 And she got her money in the end. 260 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,010 Do you need some help? 261 00:12:32,831 --> 00:12:33,994 Hi. 262 00:12:34,114 --> 00:12:36,150 Yeah, hi. Can I help you? 263 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,224 Hello. 264 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,183 OK, then. 265 00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:48,252 OK, bye. 266 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,430 What was that? 267 00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:55,150 That, my friends... 268 00:12:57,831 --> 00:12:59,230 ... was a frisson. 269 00:12:59,231 --> 00:13:00,660 That wasn't a frisson. 270 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,830 - Do you like him? - I don't know. 271 00:13:03,831 --> 00:13:05,002 Maybe. 272 00:13:06,511 --> 00:13:08,670 OK, yes, I'm basically in love with him. 273 00:13:08,671 --> 00:13:11,351 Oh, easy, Ewan. Slow down. 274 00:13:11,471 --> 00:13:13,910 Well, why don't you just try flirting with him then? 275 00:13:13,911 --> 00:13:15,896 - And don't be weird. - Erm, 276 00:13:16,016 --> 00:13:19,511 - I was flirting. That was me flirting. - That wasn't flirting. 277 00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,390 - That's how I flirt. - Show me. 278 00:13:21,391 --> 00:13:23,310 Pretend I'm the chef and flirt with me. 279 00:13:33,711 --> 00:13:35,155 What time is it? 280 00:13:35,991 --> 00:13:38,230 I'm not telling you until you flirt with me. 281 00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:40,405 That was me flirting. I... 282 00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:42,790 Unbelievable. 283 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:43,870 Oh, my God. 284 00:13:50,991 --> 00:13:52,204 Excuse me. 285 00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:54,563 I don't suppose you, erm... 286 00:13:56,271 --> 00:13:58,110 ... happen to know the time? 287 00:13:58,111 --> 00:14:00,817 I don't have a watch. But you have. 288 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,486 Oh, yeah. 289 00:14:03,079 --> 00:14:04,510 Oh, as late as that. 290 00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:06,630 Ahh. 291 00:14:10,991 --> 00:14:13,829 Is there anything else I can help you with? 292 00:14:15,111 --> 00:14:18,590 No, no, I really was just quite curious about the time. 293 00:14:19,951 --> 00:14:21,070 Shame. 294 00:14:21,071 --> 00:14:23,718 I was hoping it was because you 295 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,653 wanted to do... 296 00:14:29,591 --> 00:14:30,767 ... that. 297 00:14:31,778 --> 00:14:33,950 Yeah... yes. 298 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,690 [PHONE RINGS] 299 00:15:18,691 --> 00:15:20,970 Oh, it's my mum. 300 00:15:20,971 --> 00:15:22,272 Mums? 301 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,530 OK, Naomi. What the hell is going on there? 302 00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:29,452 - Tell me everything. - We're on a boat, 303 00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:32,682 everything smells of bleach, and Ewan brought a big pillow. 304 00:15:32,802 --> 00:15:36,210 You're on a boat? What the fuck is this? Speed 2: Cruise Control? 305 00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:38,410 Leon bought it. They're trying to fix the game. 306 00:15:38,411 --> 00:15:41,330 Look, I am at a wedding in Sardinia, and there are Murdochs here. 307 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,010 I can smell them. 308 00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:45,850 So, just get me the build of the game and e-mail it over, OK? 309 00:15:45,851 --> 00:15:47,450 I don't know about this, Casey. 310 00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:49,771 - I feel quite bad. - Naomi. 311 00:15:49,891 --> 00:15:52,050 My sweet Naomi. You're my right hand 312 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,090 and you know that, cos I tell you all the time. 313 00:15:55,091 --> 00:15:58,170 OK, well, I'm telling you now. Can you just help me out here? 314 00:15:58,971 --> 00:16:00,457 For the sisterhood. 315 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,090 All right, I'll do it. 316 00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:05,450 Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? 317 00:16:05,451 --> 00:16:07,450 Can you hear me? You've gone all Dalek-y again. 318 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:08,680 Josh? 319 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,210 Can you just forget about her for two days and do some work? 320 00:16:12,211 --> 00:16:14,250 What is it, Leon? What is it about me and Abi 321 00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:16,216 - that you just cannot stand? - Abi! 322 00:16:16,336 --> 00:16:17,414 Yeah. 323 00:16:17,534 --> 00:16:20,130 Because you don't like strong women, because they scare you. 324 00:16:20,131 --> 00:16:23,810 Just because she farted in my car doesn't make her a strong woman. 325 00:16:23,811 --> 00:16:25,730 Oh, yes, it does. 326 00:16:25,731 --> 00:16:27,530 And it frightens you. 327 00:16:27,531 --> 00:16:29,650 Mate, I'm just trying to look out for you. 328 00:16:29,651 --> 00:16:31,090 Well, I don't want you to! All right? 329 00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,098 I preferred it if you just stayed out of it. 330 00:16:33,218 --> 00:16:35,450 - Oh, yeah? - She cares about me, Leon. 331 00:16:35,451 --> 00:16:38,370 OK? She feeds me, she looks after me, she loves me. 332 00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:40,810 She doesn't lock me in a caravan and force me to work like some 333 00:16:40,811 --> 00:16:42,810 Victorian child slave for weeks on end. 334 00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:44,829 Why is she still seeing Greg, then? 335 00:16:45,691 --> 00:16:47,290 What did you fucking say? 336 00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,050 It's true, I'm sorry. 337 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,770 I did some digging. I was going to tell you after we fixed the game, 338 00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:53,410 because I didn't want to derail you. 339 00:16:53,411 --> 00:16:56,131 What do you mean you did some digging? What does that mean? 340 00:16:56,251 --> 00:16:57,650 Nothing. 341 00:16:57,651 --> 00:16:59,250 You've been following my girlfriend? 342 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:00,631 No. 343 00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:02,330 I paid someone and he did it. 344 00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:04,690 You paid a stranger to follow my girlfriend? 345 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,946 The guy's a professional. He's a stand-up guy. 346 00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:09,595 - He's got a website and everything. - Let me see. Let me see. 347 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,610 Carl Goldfarb? 348 00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,056 Private investigator. 349 00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:26,730 Oh, he's fucking Mossad! 350 00:17:26,731 --> 00:17:28,010 Now ex-Mossad. 351 00:17:28,011 --> 00:17:30,410 You had Mossad follow my girlfriend? 352 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:33,250 Look, it was just when you got back together and I must have 353 00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:36,512 forgotten to cancel it. You know, like when you subscribe to Netflix? 354 00:17:36,632 --> 00:17:39,490 No, Leon, this is not like when you subscribe to Netflix. 355 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,690 Look, I just wanted to check out what her motives were. 356 00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:44,330 You know what it's like. When the money comes in, it just sends 357 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,092 - everyone a bit funny. - Oh, really? 358 00:17:46,212 --> 00:17:49,309 Says Blofeld from the lounge of his giant yacht! 359 00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:52,610 All right, mate, well, he's compiled a report... 360 00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:54,770 Oh, my God. There is a dossier. 361 00:17:54,771 --> 00:17:56,370 Well, if you ever want to see it... 362 00:17:56,371 --> 00:17:59,090 No! I don't want to read the dossier, because that is a gross 363 00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:01,301 invasion of my girlfriend's privacy. 364 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,561 Actually, yeah, 365 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:05,810 I do want to read the dossier, but only because I want 366 00:18:05,811 --> 00:18:08,755 to see just how far over the line you've gone this time, Leon. 367 00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:10,829 Knock-knock! 368 00:18:10,949 --> 00:18:12,170 Hello? 369 00:18:12,171 --> 00:18:14,130 Yeah, can I help you? 370 00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:15,631 I'm from next door. 371 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,050 Are you forensics? 372 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,650 No, I'm the new owner. 373 00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,130 Right. 374 00:18:22,131 --> 00:18:24,064 So, the inquest's all over? 375 00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:27,290 I have no idea what you're talking about. 376 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,690 Oh, sorry. 377 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,370 I just assumed they would've told you when you bought it. 378 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,975 Thing is, Hugo, previous owner, 379 00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:36,371 he died on board. 380 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,890 He shot himself. 381 00:18:37,891 --> 00:18:40,170 He shot his wife, then shot himself. 382 00:18:40,171 --> 00:18:41,802 In this room. 383 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,702 Right, I'm... 384 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:46,770 Well, I'm pretty sure they did not mention it when I bought it. 385 00:18:46,771 --> 00:18:48,330 Murder at the marina. 386 00:18:48,331 --> 00:18:50,250 How very Brett Easton Ellis. 387 00:18:50,251 --> 00:18:51,952 And where... 388 00:18:52,651 --> 00:18:54,810 ... out of interest, where did this happen? 389 00:18:54,811 --> 00:18:57,130 Yeah, pretty much exactly where you're sitting. 390 00:18:57,131 --> 00:18:58,290 Sure. 391 00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,970 Sure it did. 392 00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,374 Husband or wife in this spot? 393 00:19:03,131 --> 00:19:04,333 So sad. 394 00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:06,364 They both sort of slumped together. 395 00:19:07,451 --> 00:19:09,026 Two slumpy bodies. 396 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:14,264 Right, then! Going to go and get some fresh air! 397 00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:18,184 Yeah, think I might join you. 398 00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:32,010 Never had sex in a kitchen before. 399 00:19:32,011 --> 00:19:34,492 In your face, the Food Standards Agency. 400 00:19:35,451 --> 00:19:38,160 No, but in all seriousness, my buttocks and, at one point, 401 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,330 my actual penis did graze the worktop, 402 00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:43,965 so you might want to Dettol quite heavily, actually. 403 00:19:44,085 --> 00:19:47,192 - In these two areas. - Don't worry. I'll sort it. 404 00:19:51,619 --> 00:19:54,490 You probably do this all the time, don't you? Bonking at work. 405 00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:56,490 It's such a randy environment, isn't it? 406 00:19:56,491 --> 00:19:58,850 Look at the Navy, out on their submarines. 407 00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:01,290 Giant submersible gang bangs. 408 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:05,090 The guests are usually rich twats who behave like animals, 409 00:20:05,091 --> 00:20:06,850 wiping their arses on towels and stuff. 410 00:20:06,851 --> 00:20:08,210 Crikey. 411 00:20:08,211 --> 00:20:11,650 Must have the wash your towels on a very hot temperature. 412 00:20:11,651 --> 00:20:13,850 If not just a straight up boil wash. 413 00:20:13,851 --> 00:20:15,650 They're just so out of touch with the world. 414 00:20:15,651 --> 00:20:18,490 It's like money just turns them into total wankers. 415 00:20:18,491 --> 00:20:20,090 God, yeah. 416 00:20:20,091 --> 00:20:21,530 It can happen, it can happen. 417 00:20:21,531 --> 00:20:23,009 They're just... 418 00:20:23,731 --> 00:20:25,610 ... different to us. 419 00:20:25,611 --> 00:20:28,370 But you'd know that. How long have you worked for them? 420 00:20:28,371 --> 00:20:29,596 Hmm? 421 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,810 Oh, God. Me? 422 00:20:33,811 --> 00:20:35,890 Yeah, ages. 423 00:20:35,891 --> 00:20:38,015 The big, rich 424 00:20:38,135 --> 00:20:39,998 shitheads. 425 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,210 And I thought the endless swimming pool was eerie. 426 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,930 I don't think this is working, Leon. 427 00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:58,530 Oh, stop being such a baby. It's a murder suicide. Grow a pair. 428 00:20:58,531 --> 00:21:00,442 You probably shouldn't have bought this boat. 429 00:21:00,562 --> 00:21:02,730 - The murder boat. - Yacht. 430 00:21:02,731 --> 00:21:04,971 Murder yacht. Can we focus? 431 00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:07,010 Streets away. 432 00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:10,290 I can't believe I'm reading this. This dossier is a disgrace. 433 00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:13,033 It is an intrusion into... 434 00:21:17,011 --> 00:21:20,090 ... the private life of my girlfriend. 435 00:21:20,091 --> 00:21:22,170 Yeah, and you're probably not interested in this, 436 00:21:22,171 --> 00:21:25,157 but it does offer remote surveillance in terms of a 437 00:21:25,277 --> 00:21:28,010 - drone. - Drones? Ha, what's next? 438 00:21:28,011 --> 00:21:29,490 Remote missile strikes? 439 00:21:29,491 --> 00:21:32,570 Nothing is going on, Leon, all right? I'm going to prove it to you. 440 00:21:32,571 --> 00:21:35,290 I'm going to call her right now. 441 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,650 OK, guys, quick announcement. 442 00:21:37,651 --> 00:21:40,338 Firstly, I just fucked a guy in the kitchen. Secondly, 443 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,930 he kind of thinks I'm your butler, so if you'd all play along 444 00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:45,250 with that, I'd be mightily grateful. 445 00:21:45,251 --> 00:21:47,090 - OK? - Butler? 446 00:21:47,091 --> 00:21:49,276 Ewan, who the fuck has a butler? 447 00:21:50,011 --> 00:21:51,647 Lady Penelope. 448 00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,570 ABI: Hey, Josh. How's the game going? 449 00:21:54,571 --> 00:21:57,290 Fine, fine. Yeah, yeah. 450 00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:00,730 - What are you up to? - Nothing much. Just left yours. 451 00:22:00,731 --> 00:22:02,730 Right. I thought you were at work. 452 00:22:02,731 --> 00:22:05,730 No, I am. I'm going for a walk first. 453 00:22:05,731 --> 00:22:08,091 All right. Where are you going? 454 00:22:08,211 --> 00:22:10,105 She's got my dongle. 455 00:22:11,387 --> 00:22:13,170 Can I maybe call you back later? 456 00:22:13,171 --> 00:22:14,930 Er, OK. 457 00:22:14,931 --> 00:22:17,085 OK, then. Yeah. 458 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,090 What are you doing? 459 00:22:20,091 --> 00:22:21,490 Nothing. 460 00:22:21,491 --> 00:22:23,222 Shopping. For 461 00:22:23,681 --> 00:22:24,964 tights. 462 00:22:25,651 --> 00:22:26,875 Are you...? 463 00:22:28,491 --> 00:22:30,210 Are you e-mailing Casey? 464 00:22:30,211 --> 00:22:32,420 What?! No! 465 00:22:32,931 --> 00:22:34,450 Am I? 466 00:22:34,451 --> 00:22:37,570 God, I am so shit with computers. 467 00:22:37,571 --> 00:22:40,371 Were you going to send her the game? Are you spying on us? 468 00:22:40,491 --> 00:22:42,210 You're a spy. 469 00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:44,691 - You're human malware. - Oh. 470 00:22:44,811 --> 00:22:46,450 I thought you were on our side. 471 00:22:46,451 --> 00:22:49,171 She made me! She's very persuasive. 472 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:51,706 She's like the snake in The Jungle Book. 473 00:22:52,856 --> 00:22:55,570 Would anyone like me to draw them a bath? Any ironing? 474 00:22:55,571 --> 00:22:58,210 Call her right now. Tell her you played the game and it is amazing. 475 00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,930 I could press your suit for you if you like. 476 00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:02,930 Can you just shut the fuck up for two minutes, please, Ewan? 477 00:23:02,931 --> 00:23:05,458 And can everyone get back to work? 478 00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:09,195 She wouldn't... 479 00:23:09,315 --> 00:23:10,730 Would she? 480 00:23:10,731 --> 00:23:12,971 Abi? Not with Greg. Would she? 481 00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:15,450 I mean, why would she? Why wouldn't she? 482 00:23:15,451 --> 00:23:18,290 He's taller, fitter, happier. 483 00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:20,205 He is very tall. 484 00:23:20,451 --> 00:23:21,656 Yeah. 485 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,327 No, he is... 486 00:23:23,447 --> 00:23:25,290 Quite tall. 487 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:27,305 Hi, is this Carl Goldfarb? 488 00:23:28,011 --> 00:23:29,850 Yeah, this is Josh Connors. 489 00:23:29,851 --> 00:23:32,555 You been looking into my girlfriend, Abi. 490 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:34,672 Carl? 491 00:23:35,171 --> 00:23:36,668 Send in the drone. 492 00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:39,650 You shouldn't let them talk to you like that, you know. 493 00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:42,334 It's fine. I know my place. 494 00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:49,290 What are... what are you doing? 495 00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:51,090 Spitting in their food. 496 00:23:52,211 --> 00:23:53,533 Wow. 497 00:23:53,931 --> 00:23:56,611 - You must really hate them. - Yeah. 498 00:23:56,731 --> 00:23:58,631 - What's not to hate? - No, totally, 499 00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:00,591 I agree. That's what I'm saying. 500 00:24:07,931 --> 00:24:09,250 What the heck? 501 00:24:14,171 --> 00:24:16,010 I'm not very good at spitting. 502 00:24:16,011 --> 00:24:19,149 It's the only reason I didn't become a professional footballer. 503 00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,930 You don't think less of me, do you? 504 00:24:23,931 --> 00:24:25,790 I only spit, I don't 505 00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:27,171 wank. 506 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:29,210 Gosh, I hope not. 507 00:24:29,211 --> 00:24:32,359 Not in the gazpacho, anyway, that wouldn't work at all. 508 00:24:40,291 --> 00:24:41,730 Give that to Leon. 509 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:43,730 CASEY: So, what have you got for me? 510 00:24:43,731 --> 00:24:47,251 I've played the game and it's brilliant. 511 00:24:47,371 --> 00:24:49,010 Best game I've ever played. 512 00:24:49,011 --> 00:24:50,570 And I play Tetris. 513 00:24:50,571 --> 00:24:52,570 They know, don't they? You've been compromised. 514 00:24:52,571 --> 00:24:55,010 They totally know. I've totally been compromised. 515 00:24:55,011 --> 00:24:58,210 Come on. Come on, look, just get back out there, pretend to them that 516 00:24:58,211 --> 00:25:00,570 I'm cool with everything, play the game, and then tell me 517 00:25:00,571 --> 00:25:02,850 what they have, and then you're all done. OK? 518 00:25:07,731 --> 00:25:10,447 Why am I the only one working? There's Ewan? 519 00:25:10,567 --> 00:25:13,650 I think he's too busy working on the crew boy's dick. 520 00:25:13,651 --> 00:25:15,650 He should be working on the game. 521 00:25:15,651 --> 00:25:17,583 Look at that water, there. 522 00:25:18,211 --> 00:25:19,730 Yeah, I know. 523 00:25:19,731 --> 00:25:22,730 Yeah, but look at it, though. 524 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,410 Yeah, I'm looking at it. 525 00:25:24,411 --> 00:25:26,850 No, but really look at it, though. 526 00:25:26,851 --> 00:25:29,180 Watto, what the fuck are you talking about? 527 00:25:30,131 --> 00:25:32,410 Yeah, no, she bought it. 528 00:25:32,411 --> 00:25:34,370 She's totally fine about everything. 529 00:25:34,371 --> 00:25:35,810 Oh, she knew, didn't she? 530 00:25:35,811 --> 00:25:38,410 She totally knew. I've totally been compromised again. 531 00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:41,170 To be honest, being a single agent was difficult. 532 00:25:41,171 --> 00:25:43,210 Being a double agent was more or less impossible. 533 00:25:43,211 --> 00:25:45,286 Oh, good, you're back. What are you doing? 534 00:25:45,406 --> 00:25:47,487 - Just watching something. - What? 535 00:25:47,607 --> 00:25:50,370 Nothing. Drone footage of Abi. 536 00:25:50,371 --> 00:25:52,210 You have a drone following your girlfriend? 537 00:25:52,211 --> 00:25:54,490 Yeah, just so I can prove to Leon that nothing's going on. 538 00:25:54,491 --> 00:25:56,370 Can we moved in closer to the target, please? 539 00:25:56,371 --> 00:25:59,733 - Closer to the target, thank you. - Dinner is served. 540 00:25:59,853 --> 00:26:01,650 Don't eat it, we spat in it. 541 00:26:01,651 --> 00:26:03,858 - Why? - It was an act of love. 542 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,410 Gazpacho! 543 00:26:08,288 --> 00:26:09,811 Gazpacho. 544 00:26:09,931 --> 00:26:11,490 It's got saliva in it. 545 00:26:11,491 --> 00:26:13,393 Gazpacho. 546 00:26:13,513 --> 00:26:15,050 I spat in that. 547 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:21,290 I am on your side. 548 00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:23,090 I just wanted you to know that. 549 00:26:23,091 --> 00:26:25,090 That's not... 550 00:26:25,091 --> 00:26:27,170 That's not my mum. 551 00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:29,650 No, can't be. 552 00:26:29,651 --> 00:26:31,370 And you guys seem really nice. 553 00:26:31,371 --> 00:26:33,442 You seem really nice. 554 00:26:34,731 --> 00:26:37,090 You're not going to believe this. 555 00:26:37,091 --> 00:26:39,510 I've just seen my bloody mum. 556 00:26:40,357 --> 00:26:42,570 Yeah. She came back! 557 00:26:42,571 --> 00:26:44,966 Can you believe that?! My mum?! 558 00:26:47,771 --> 00:26:50,004 I knew she'd come back. 559 00:26:51,571 --> 00:26:53,090 OK. Excuse me. 560 00:26:53,091 --> 00:26:54,330 One second. 561 00:26:55,731 --> 00:26:57,312 She came back! 562 00:26:58,171 --> 00:27:00,570 We have a problem. Watto's off the wagon. 563 00:27:00,571 --> 00:27:02,090 - What do you mean? - He's high. 564 00:27:02,091 --> 00:27:03,730 He's talking about seeing his mum. 565 00:27:03,731 --> 00:27:06,070 It's a Chinese man in a fishing boat. 566 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:11,810 Shit. 567 00:27:11,811 --> 00:27:13,512 I wonder if she can hear me. 568 00:27:15,011 --> 00:27:16,524 Mum! 569 00:27:17,371 --> 00:27:18,570 Hey! 570 00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:19,850 Mum! 571 00:27:19,851 --> 00:27:22,016 Oh, shit, shit. Josh, Ewan, 572 00:27:22,136 --> 00:27:24,731 a word, please, in the engine room, now. 573 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,090 We have a problem. 574 00:27:26,091 --> 00:27:28,810 I think Watto maybe accidentally drank some water with a tab of acid 575 00:27:28,811 --> 00:27:30,730 in it and now he thinks he's seeing his mum. 576 00:27:30,731 --> 00:27:33,451 - In what sense, sorry? - What are you talking about? 577 00:27:33,571 --> 00:27:35,370 Erm, I been doing this thing to myself. 578 00:27:35,371 --> 00:27:37,380 I've been micro-dosing with 579 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,691 small amount of LSD and now Watto has 580 00:27:39,811 --> 00:27:42,291 - drank, like, all of it. - You spiked Watto? 581 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,290 No, not deliberately. 582 00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:46,811 I saw it on Reddit. Everyone's doing it. 583 00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:49,810 It's like homoeopathic drug-taking, but it works. 584 00:27:49,811 --> 00:27:52,451 - Jesus Christ. - Is he OK? 585 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:54,850 Yeah, he's fine, but I think we should all just act 586 00:27:54,851 --> 00:27:56,010 very normal around him. 587 00:27:56,011 --> 00:27:58,290 I don't want to freak him out and push him over the edge. 588 00:27:58,291 --> 00:28:01,730 You took acid because of something you saw on Reddit. 589 00:28:01,731 --> 00:28:03,010 Are you insane? 590 00:28:03,011 --> 00:28:04,930 I just wanted to give myself a little boost. 591 00:28:04,931 --> 00:28:06,930 It's all right for you, you're the creative one. 592 00:28:06,931 --> 00:28:09,290 I needed some help, and this new game, I... 593 00:28:09,291 --> 00:28:11,050 I just wanted it to work so bad. 594 00:28:11,051 --> 00:28:12,850 And this was your solution, was it? 595 00:28:12,851 --> 00:28:15,750 Bring your mates out to a murder scene and spike them with acid? 596 00:28:15,870 --> 00:28:17,055 God! 597 00:28:19,811 --> 00:28:22,250 Here you go, mate. Nice glass of lovely water. 598 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,429 She's still out there. 599 00:28:25,931 --> 00:28:28,290 Like a mermaid. 600 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:29,639 Like a mer... 601 00:28:30,244 --> 00:28:32,090 ... mum. 602 00:28:32,091 --> 00:28:33,930 Josh told me what you did. 603 00:28:33,931 --> 00:28:36,490 - I didn't mean to. - What in this water, Leon? Rohypnol? 604 00:28:36,491 --> 00:28:39,650 I'm going to make him a sandwich now, without any drugs in it. 605 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,650 She's going to Gina's house! 606 00:28:41,651 --> 00:28:43,170 Everyone! 607 00:28:43,171 --> 00:28:45,370 She's just going to Gina's house! 608 00:28:45,371 --> 00:28:46,853 Panic over. 609 00:28:48,611 --> 00:28:49,878 Oh. 610 00:28:50,491 --> 00:28:51,958 Hey, Ewan. 611 00:28:52,771 --> 00:28:54,210 It's the butler. 612 00:28:54,211 --> 00:28:56,370 Ewan, the butler. 613 00:28:56,371 --> 00:28:59,010 Hello. May I be of assistance? 614 00:28:59,011 --> 00:29:01,570 It's weird, because you look like a butler, 615 00:29:01,571 --> 00:29:03,090 even though you're not a butler. 616 00:29:03,091 --> 00:29:05,250 You're just plain old Ewan, the millionaire. 617 00:29:05,251 --> 00:29:08,290 But, in my eyes, you look like a butler. 618 00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:10,570 You look like Alfred out of Batman. 619 00:29:10,571 --> 00:29:12,823 - What's he talking about? - Oh, 620 00:29:12,943 --> 00:29:14,237 shit. 621 00:29:14,811 --> 00:29:17,130 Was I not meant to say anything in front of him? 622 00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:19,381 Oh, mate, I'm so sorry. 623 00:29:23,571 --> 00:29:24,861 How much? 624 00:29:26,011 --> 00:29:30,690 13.9 million, plus another 29 million in stock options. 625 00:29:30,691 --> 00:29:32,521 Jesus Christ. 626 00:29:34,451 --> 00:29:37,130 If it takes the edge off, can't really touch them. 627 00:29:37,131 --> 00:29:39,488 - Stock options run over three years. - Yeah, that's not the point. 628 00:29:39,608 --> 00:29:41,930 The point is you lied to me. It's... 629 00:29:43,131 --> 00:29:45,890 - It's patronising. - And I'm sorry. 630 00:29:45,891 --> 00:29:47,130 You know what? 631 00:29:47,131 --> 00:29:49,410 You're just a rich twat like them. 632 00:29:49,411 --> 00:29:52,292 No. Yes, I am twat, but I was like that before, 633 00:29:52,412 --> 00:29:54,942 I can't help it. It's like a disability. I should be on benefits. 634 00:29:55,062 --> 00:29:57,410 - Oh, so you want even more money? - No, I'm just saying the money 635 00:29:57,411 --> 00:30:00,290 didn't make me into a twat. I came pre-twatted. 636 00:30:00,291 --> 00:30:02,933 I thought it was weird. Who has a butler? 637 00:30:05,491 --> 00:30:09,030 Oh, no, no, no, no... 638 00:30:10,091 --> 00:30:12,208 She's going into Greg's house. 639 00:30:12,931 --> 00:30:14,192 You were right. 640 00:30:17,531 --> 00:30:18,921 Sorry, mate. 641 00:30:22,331 --> 00:30:23,917 What the hell is that? 642 00:30:25,211 --> 00:30:26,890 Someone switched the engine on. 643 00:30:35,331 --> 00:30:37,627 Oh, shit. 644 00:30:43,891 --> 00:30:44,988 Watto. 645 00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:47,057 Shit! 646 00:30:50,651 --> 00:30:51,774 Mum! 647 00:30:52,891 --> 00:30:54,730 Mum! 648 00:30:54,731 --> 00:30:56,610 Why is she sailing away from me? 649 00:30:56,611 --> 00:30:58,770 Watto, mate, what are you doing? 650 00:30:58,771 --> 00:31:00,530 I want to talk to Mum! 651 00:31:00,531 --> 00:31:03,139 Mum! Mum! 652 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:05,291 Mum! 653 00:31:05,411 --> 00:31:08,087 [MUSIC: Ride Like The Wind by Christopher Cross] 654 00:31:15,203 --> 00:31:16,371 Mum! 655 00:31:18,531 --> 00:31:21,691 Guys, we're going very fast towards that landmass! 656 00:31:21,811 --> 00:31:24,730 Watto, drop the anchor! You're going to crash my boat! 657 00:31:24,731 --> 00:31:27,011 Yacht! It a yacht, Leon! 658 00:31:27,131 --> 00:31:29,610 Oh, shit! We're getting a bit close to the edge, boys! 659 00:31:29,611 --> 00:31:31,970 Mum! Mum! 660 00:31:31,971 --> 00:31:33,810 Get him off! Get him off! 661 00:31:33,811 --> 00:31:35,610 Let go! 662 00:31:35,611 --> 00:31:37,796 [LOUD THUMP] 663 00:31:50,131 --> 00:31:52,193 [WATTO CACKLES] 664 00:31:54,094 --> 00:31:55,485 Yep. 665 00:31:55,811 --> 00:31:58,438 You grounded it. We're going to be stuck here for 666 00:31:58,558 --> 00:32:00,050 six hours before the tide changes. 667 00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:01,770 No, that's too long, I'm afraid. 668 00:32:01,771 --> 00:32:04,170 I need to get in contact with my girlfriend quite urgently. 669 00:32:04,171 --> 00:32:05,690 - She's not picking up. - Oh, OK. 670 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:08,210 Oh, well, in that case, we just need to find some way to control 671 00:32:08,211 --> 00:32:10,410 the gravitational pull of the Moon. 672 00:32:10,411 --> 00:32:13,316 - Maybe you can try and bribe it. - Calum, please, can we 673 00:32:13,436 --> 00:32:15,490 just talk about it? 674 00:32:15,491 --> 00:32:17,597 Everything's going to shit, Leon. 675 00:32:18,931 --> 00:32:20,803 I'm going to go and spy on Abbey. 676 00:32:27,159 --> 00:32:30,490 Um, you going to be all right up here by yourself, mate? 677 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,607 Run like the wind... 678 00:32:52,829 --> 00:32:55,043 And you were a cool mum, 679 00:32:55,163 --> 00:32:57,091 which was always great. 680 00:32:57,211 --> 00:32:59,071 You know, a mum with 681 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,781 the car, with the top down, 682 00:33:03,171 --> 00:33:06,335 but I think what I really needed was a normal mum. 683 00:33:06,455 --> 00:33:07,835 You know? 684 00:33:07,955 --> 00:33:10,730 I needed a good bollocking every now and again, 685 00:33:10,731 --> 00:33:13,090 because we used to share fags on the way back from Scouts, 686 00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:14,770 and that's just not on, Mum. 687 00:33:14,771 --> 00:33:17,170 Not for a 12-year-old, it's just not. 688 00:33:17,171 --> 00:33:18,434 So 689 00:33:18,554 --> 00:33:20,333 I don't know what you want to do 690 00:33:20,696 --> 00:33:22,971 about our relationship in the future, 691 00:33:23,091 --> 00:33:25,832 but I'm going to leave that in your court. 692 00:33:25,952 --> 00:33:29,850 Because I'm not going to run around after you any more. 693 00:33:29,851 --> 00:33:32,787 I'm tired of chasing after you. 694 00:33:36,811 --> 00:33:38,213 Do you understand? 695 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:41,290 [HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE] 696 00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:46,294 OK, good. 697 00:33:48,491 --> 00:33:50,450 Come on, let's hug. 698 00:33:50,451 --> 00:33:51,786 Let's hug. 699 00:33:58,091 --> 00:33:59,877 Hey, Naomi. 700 00:34:00,491 --> 00:34:03,240 One last favour as my PA 701 00:34:03,506 --> 00:34:05,811 would you play the game for me? 702 00:34:05,931 --> 00:34:07,830 I think just need someone to 703 00:34:07,950 --> 00:34:10,020 let me know it was all worthwhile. 704 00:34:10,411 --> 00:34:12,778 Also, I think I got the dosage wrong. My, erm... 705 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:16,044 My hands seem to be growing. 706 00:34:18,845 --> 00:34:21,712 Creamy mushroom pasta, sir. 707 00:34:24,411 --> 00:34:26,370 You've jizzed in that one, haven't you? 708 00:34:33,451 --> 00:34:34,715 Hmm. 709 00:34:34,835 --> 00:34:36,650 [LEON CLEARS THROAT] 710 00:34:37,371 --> 00:34:39,290 Can I help you? 711 00:34:39,291 --> 00:34:41,788 It's none of my business, but 712 00:34:41,908 --> 00:34:44,490 he's actually a great guy once you get to know him. 713 00:34:44,491 --> 00:34:47,130 It took me about two years to break through the outer crust 714 00:34:47,131 --> 00:34:49,587 and get to the good stuff, but... 715 00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:51,570 it was worth it. 716 00:35:00,411 --> 00:35:03,610 My God, she's coming out. She's coming out! 717 00:35:03,611 --> 00:35:05,570 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 718 00:35:07,051 --> 00:35:09,119 She just went to get her stuff! 719 00:35:10,491 --> 00:35:12,530 She's just been to get her stuff back. 720 00:35:12,531 --> 00:35:14,410 - Great. - Oh... 721 00:35:17,851 --> 00:35:19,090 Oh, Abbey. 722 00:35:21,891 --> 00:35:23,770 I just wanted to hear your voice. 723 00:35:23,771 --> 00:35:26,490 I'm over at yours again, is that OK? 724 00:35:26,491 --> 00:35:28,170 My place is so cold. 725 00:35:28,171 --> 00:35:30,210 Of course. Help yourself to wine. 726 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:31,810 Oh, thank you, I will. 727 00:35:34,011 --> 00:35:35,654 I saw Greg. 728 00:35:35,774 --> 00:35:39,050 I was going to wait until you got back, but I just wanted to tell you. 729 00:35:39,051 --> 00:35:41,490 Oh, really? No way. 730 00:35:41,491 --> 00:35:43,410 Yeah, he wanted to stay friends. 731 00:35:43,411 --> 00:35:46,970 We went for pizza once, because he was upset, but I thought, 732 00:35:46,971 --> 00:35:48,693 "No, I can't do that." 733 00:35:53,331 --> 00:35:54,490 I love you, Josh. 734 00:35:57,291 --> 00:35:58,370 I love you, too. 735 00:36:00,371 --> 00:36:02,530 God, it's so nice seeing you smile... 736 00:36:02,531 --> 00:36:04,345 Hearing you smile. 737 00:36:05,051 --> 00:36:07,810 Sorry. I should be more open with you. 738 00:36:07,811 --> 00:36:09,401 No, no. 739 00:36:10,611 --> 00:36:12,232 We all have our secrets. 740 00:36:13,691 --> 00:36:15,210 So, when are you going to be back? 741 00:36:15,211 --> 00:36:18,367 - I don't know. Tomorrow. - Damn it. 742 00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:21,850 You're away, and the batteries have gone flat in my vibrator. 743 00:36:21,851 --> 00:36:24,050 Just use the ones from my bike lights. 744 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:25,637 Good thinking! 745 00:36:26,611 --> 00:36:29,925 Josh, there's a fucking drone in your back garden. 746 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:36,890 You were right. 747 00:36:38,011 --> 00:36:39,170 I did jizz in it. 748 00:36:42,731 --> 00:36:43,930 Sorry for lying. 749 00:36:46,251 --> 00:36:48,010 Also, I'm sick of being sorry. 750 00:36:48,011 --> 00:36:51,770 I just go around apologising for having money all the time, 751 00:36:51,771 --> 00:36:54,610 and I can't help it. I don't particularly want it. 752 00:36:54,611 --> 00:36:56,530 I never really thought about it. 753 00:36:56,531 --> 00:36:58,888 But once you get it, it is quite 754 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,691 sticky, and you get covered in it. 755 00:37:00,811 --> 00:37:03,122 And you think you're acting normally, but 756 00:37:03,242 --> 00:37:05,021 the thing that scares me is, 757 00:37:05,141 --> 00:37:07,513 what happens when you can't tell any more? 758 00:37:09,069 --> 00:37:11,410 One day, you're normal, and the next, you're... 759 00:37:13,491 --> 00:37:15,165 You're Russell Crowe. 760 00:37:21,974 --> 00:37:24,695 I know a really nice pub not far from here. 761 00:37:25,491 --> 00:37:26,619 Well, 762 00:37:27,127 --> 00:37:29,425 we can't, Watto's got the only lifeboat. 763 00:37:37,571 --> 00:37:40,536 Well, algae, that's point A. 764 00:37:40,656 --> 00:37:42,730 Weil's disease, that's point B. 765 00:37:42,731 --> 00:37:44,791 Do you want me to carry on? 766 00:37:47,731 --> 00:37:49,370 Oh, my God. 767 00:37:57,611 --> 00:37:59,090 Ready? 768 00:37:59,091 --> 00:38:00,543 Yeah. 769 00:38:06,829 --> 00:38:08,930 Sweet Jesus, it's freezing! 770 00:38:12,651 --> 00:38:13,970 You all right, mate? 771 00:38:13,971 --> 00:38:16,810 Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right. 772 00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:19,257 I'm all right. I spoke to Mum, 773 00:38:19,377 --> 00:38:21,229 I let off some steam. 774 00:38:21,349 --> 00:38:22,451 I'm... 775 00:38:22,763 --> 00:38:24,722 And I got some fish. 776 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,893 I feel really, really awake. 777 00:38:28,013 --> 00:38:30,010 I feel like I've taken something, but I haven't taken something. 778 00:38:30,011 --> 00:38:32,166 Why do I feel like I've taken something? 779 00:38:32,286 --> 00:38:34,010 Come on, mate, let's get you home. 780 00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:36,810 Aw, look at the mess I made of your deck. 781 00:38:36,811 --> 00:38:39,650 - I'll clean it, I'll clean it. - You haven't got to worry about that. 782 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,530 No, I'm so wired, I've got to do something. 783 00:38:41,531 --> 00:38:44,290 I feel like I've taken something, but I haven't taken something. 784 00:38:44,291 --> 00:38:46,775 Why do I feel like I've taken something? 785 00:38:54,451 --> 00:38:55,610 Whoa! 786 00:38:57,091 --> 00:38:59,330 OK, mate. Have fun. 787 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,610 How's Watto? 788 00:39:05,106 --> 00:39:06,425 Good. 789 00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:08,687 How's the game? 790 00:39:09,011 --> 00:39:10,970 Sorry, I just don't get it. 791 00:39:10,971 --> 00:39:13,450 It's like that Farmville one, only not as good, 792 00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:16,650 and a lot more racist towards Scandinavians. 793 00:39:16,651 --> 00:39:18,810 [PHONE RINGS] 794 00:39:21,579 --> 00:39:22,811 _ 795 00:39:22,931 --> 00:39:26,450 - What are you going to tell her? - OK, what have you got for me? 796 00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:28,730 OK, well, I quit. 797 00:39:28,731 --> 00:39:30,930 I'm not doing this any more. It's the weekend, 798 00:39:30,931 --> 00:39:33,010 and I was supposed to be at my mate's house party, 799 00:39:33,011 --> 00:39:34,570 but does anyone give a shit? 800 00:39:34,571 --> 00:39:37,010 Instead I'm stuck on a death boat with a load of maniacs, 801 00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:40,890 apart from Watto, who's fucking lovely, eating soup with spit in it. 802 00:39:40,891 --> 00:39:43,730 The game's shit. They've tried, they have, but it is. 803 00:39:43,731 --> 00:39:46,938 My job is shit, and my life is shit. Is that enough for you? 804 00:39:47,058 --> 00:39:50,302 You know what I say to that? I'll give you a pay bump. 805 00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:52,890 - All right, fine. - See you Monday. 806 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,712 Watto's come back. 807 00:40:02,171 --> 00:40:04,530 Come on, let's take a life boat and go home. 808 00:40:04,531 --> 00:40:06,850 No, I'm not leaving, I'll go down with the ship. 809 00:40:06,851 --> 00:40:08,628 Well, that's very Dido of you. 810 00:40:08,748 --> 00:40:10,672 I didn't want to tell you this, Josh, cause I didn't want 811 00:40:10,792 --> 00:40:13,210 to scare you, but we're announcing the game in six weeks 812 00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:15,010 on the main stage at EDX. 813 00:40:17,579 --> 00:40:19,317 OK, you know, 814 00:40:19,704 --> 00:40:20,902 once... 815 00:40:21,022 --> 00:40:23,006 Maybe once we get the graphics implemented... 816 00:40:23,126 --> 00:40:26,530 Oh, Josh, you were right, it's shit. It's no good. 817 00:40:27,891 --> 00:40:30,412 Now I know why Hugo shot himself. 818 00:40:31,371 --> 00:40:33,530 Or shot his wife, and then shot himself. 819 00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:35,890 Leon, we've got an iPhone game that doesn't work. 820 00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:38,050 It's hardly murder-suicide time, is it? 821 00:40:39,451 --> 00:40:41,508 You've got something, haven't you? 822 00:40:41,726 --> 00:40:43,650 A little seed for a new game? 823 00:40:43,651 --> 00:40:44,823 No. 824 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,734 Actually, no. 825 00:41:10,171 --> 00:41:13,210 Boys! Boys! 826 00:41:15,971 --> 00:41:17,348 Now, don't quote me on this, 827 00:41:17,468 --> 00:41:20,890 but I might have just had a really incredible idea for a game. 828 00:41:28,291 --> 00:41:32,650 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 829 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:37,250 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60201

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