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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,500 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:00,770 --> 00:00:02,037 (Thunder crashes) 3 00:00:04,607 --> 00:00:07,009 (Grunts) Let me go, Daktron! 4 00:00:08,111 --> 00:00:09,177 Hey! 5 00:00:17,387 --> 00:00:19,221 Okay, we've gotta get out of here. 6 00:00:19,223 --> 00:00:21,223 Daktron will reassemble and come back for us. 7 00:00:21,225 --> 00:00:23,358 (Bell rings) 8 00:00:24,327 --> 00:00:26,361 Cut! Nice scene. 9 00:00:26,363 --> 00:00:28,330 - Thank you. - That's a quick ten, everyone. 10 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:30,332 Since we have a break, I'm gonna go find Maddie. 11 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:32,034 Ooh! 12 00:00:32,036 --> 00:00:34,803 To talk about your first date? 13 00:00:34,805 --> 00:00:36,304 Ooh! 14 00:00:36,306 --> 00:00:38,206 Stop. 15 00:00:38,208 --> 00:00:41,877 Actually, don't stop. I might do it myself. 16 00:00:41,879 --> 00:00:44,613 I have a date. Ooh! 17 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:49,284 It is so no fun teasing you. 18 00:00:52,488 --> 00:00:54,356 - Hey, Maddie. - Hey! 19 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:55,724 Big night tonight. 20 00:00:55,726 --> 00:00:58,660 Yeah. It's our, uh... first date. 21 00:00:58,662 --> 00:01:00,862 What are we doing? 22 00:01:00,864 --> 00:01:04,332 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Remember you beat me at Tree House H.O.R.S.E. 23 00:01:04,334 --> 00:01:06,501 Oh, yes. How could I forget? 24 00:01:06,503 --> 00:01:09,471 You are kind of adorable when you're frozen in fear. 25 00:01:11,274 --> 00:01:12,541 Take that back. 26 00:01:12,543 --> 00:01:15,444 I am totally adorable when I'm frozen in fear. 27 00:01:15,446 --> 00:01:17,345 Yeah. (Laughs, snorts) 28 00:01:17,347 --> 00:01:19,614 You won, which means you plan the date. 29 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:22,384 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:24,920 Yes. I'm planning the date. 31 00:01:24,922 --> 00:01:28,223 Pfft, I mean you... you better not also be planning the date 32 00:01:28,225 --> 00:01:29,858 'cause like I'm the... the planner. 33 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,426 Cool. 34 00:01:31,428 --> 00:01:33,395 So, what are we doing? 35 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,297 Oh, well... 36 00:01:35,299 --> 00:01:39,367 we are obviously having the best first date in the history of first dates. 37 00:01:39,369 --> 00:01:42,237 Uh, you know, I don't usually do this before I do something awesome, 38 00:01:42,239 --> 00:01:43,605 but bam! What? 39 00:01:45,374 --> 00:01:48,477 That, my good sir, is a pre-bam, what. 40 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:50,679 Which I mean is, like, pretty much unprecedented. 41 00:01:52,448 --> 00:01:55,750 Don't bam-what unless you plan to back it up. 42 00:01:55,752 --> 00:01:58,620 Oh, I'mma back it up. 43 00:01:58,622 --> 00:02:01,690 (Sing-songy) I'mma back it up, I'mma back it up. 44 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:06,728 Wait, are we break dancing or are we just backing it up? 45 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:09,431 Because either way, I am so in. 46 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,333 (Sing-songy) Now back it up, now back it up. 47 00:02:11,335 --> 00:02:13,502 Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, Joey, Joey, Joey. 48 00:02:15,304 --> 00:02:17,139 I need your help. 49 00:02:17,141 --> 00:02:18,807 I love being helpful. 50 00:02:18,809 --> 00:02:23,311 So... I need your help... planning my first date with Josh. 51 00:02:23,313 --> 00:02:25,814 'Cause wh... what does a guy even wanna do on a first date? 52 00:02:25,816 --> 00:02:27,082 Oh. 53 00:02:27,084 --> 00:02:30,385 You've come to me as an example of masculinity? 54 00:02:31,988 --> 00:02:34,022 Lemme just take a second to blush. 55 00:02:39,128 --> 00:02:40,996 Okay. Okay. 56 00:02:40,998 --> 00:02:44,132 The two of you just need some place where you can be alone. 57 00:02:44,134 --> 00:02:47,269 Bonus points for working in kitties or a puppet show. 58 00:02:49,505 --> 00:02:51,006 Thank you, Joe. That's good advice. 59 00:02:51,008 --> 00:02:52,507 You gonna do the opposite of what I said? 60 00:02:52,509 --> 00:02:54,543 - I am. - Whoo! I was helpful. 61 00:02:55,845 --> 00:02:57,879 (Theme music playing) 62 00:02:57,881 --> 00:02:59,347 Better in stereo 63 00:02:59,349 --> 00:03:01,516 B... B... Better in stereo 64 00:03:01,518 --> 00:03:03,552 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 65 00:03:03,554 --> 00:03:06,021 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 66 00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:07,822 Slam dunk, ready or not 67 00:03:07,824 --> 00:03:09,524 Yeah, show me what you got 68 00:03:09,526 --> 00:03:12,027 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 69 00:03:12,029 --> 00:03:14,029 I dare you, come on and follow 70 00:03:14,031 --> 00:03:16,364 You dance to your own beat 71 00:03:16,366 --> 00:03:18,366 I'll sing the melody 72 00:03:18,368 --> 00:03:21,002 When you say yea-ah-ah 73 00:03:21,004 --> 00:03:22,837 I say no-oh-oh 74 00:03:22,839 --> 00:03:25,173 When you say stop 75 00:03:25,175 --> 00:03:27,542 All I want to do is go go go 76 00:03:27,544 --> 00:03:30,545 You you, the other half of me me 77 00:03:30,547 --> 00:03:32,547 The half I'll never be-e 78 00:03:32,549 --> 00:03:36,384 The half that drives me crazy 79 00:03:36,386 --> 00:03:39,387 You you, the better half of me me 80 00:03:39,389 --> 00:03:41,723 The half I'll always need 81 00:03:41,725 --> 00:03:43,325 But we both know 82 00:03:43,327 --> 00:03:45,560 We're better in stereo 83 00:03:48,064 --> 00:03:49,998 Ears up here, Porcu-Pipers. 84 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,600 Let's do the Liv Rooney number. 85 00:03:51,602 --> 00:03:55,070 You know the song. Crack a smile, and let's sing along. 86 00:03:55,072 --> 00:03:57,105 - Two, three, four. - All (In harmony): Hey! 87 00:03:57,107 --> 00:04:01,276 You and me and the beat go great together 88 00:04:01,278 --> 00:04:05,413 You and me and the beat go great together 89 00:04:05,415 --> 00:04:09,451 (Off key) You and me and the beat go great together 90 00:04:09,453 --> 00:04:14,089 (Off key) You and me and the beat go great together now 91 00:04:15,591 --> 00:04:18,693 Me and the beat do not go great together. 92 00:04:18,695 --> 00:04:21,529 But Show Choir is an easy A, 93 00:04:21,531 --> 00:04:23,932 and this scientist needs one class he can coast in. 94 00:04:23,934 --> 00:04:27,636 You know, aside from Statistical Thermodynamics. 95 00:04:28,571 --> 00:04:31,506 That was porcu-perfect, Porcu-Pipers! 96 00:04:32,441 --> 00:04:33,975 Well done, us. 97 00:04:33,977 --> 00:04:35,710 Straight A's all around, am I right? 98 00:04:35,712 --> 00:04:38,413 You are wrong! 99 00:04:38,415 --> 00:04:40,982 Parker, you're off beat and off key. 100 00:04:40,984 --> 00:04:43,551 But, uh, that's still an A, am I right? 101 00:04:44,487 --> 00:04:45,820 More like an F. 102 00:04:45,822 --> 00:04:46,988 An F? 103 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:49,591 But Mr. Bell, I can't fail a class. 104 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:52,060 That was the agreement when I was promoted to high school. 105 00:04:52,062 --> 00:04:53,561 They'll ship me back to middle school. 106 00:04:53,563 --> 00:04:54,829 I can't go back there. 107 00:04:54,831 --> 00:04:56,998 They threw me a parade. 108 00:04:58,822 --> 00:05:00,902 Well, if you want to raise your grade, you'll have to 109 00:05:00,904 --> 00:05:03,571 perform a solo at the Porcu-Piper Pep Performance. 110 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,042 In front of the whole school? 111 00:05:07,977 --> 00:05:09,077 No! 112 00:05:09,079 --> 00:05:11,313 Then I guess you'll fail. 113 00:05:12,481 --> 00:05:17,018 (Harmoniously) Wah, wah, wah, wah 114 00:05:20,356 --> 00:05:21,690 A baseball game? 115 00:05:22,658 --> 00:05:23,992 This is perfect. 116 00:05:23,994 --> 00:05:25,860 Yeah. 117 00:05:25,862 --> 00:05:28,997 I was gonna go for something, like, romantic and private- 118 00:05:28,999 --> 00:05:30,498 but then I figured that was dumb, right? 119 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,533 - Oh, so dumb. - Yeah. 120 00:05:32,935 --> 00:05:35,437 Announcer: It's a beautiful day for a ball game. 121 00:05:35,439 --> 00:05:39,274 Who's ready for some Stevens Point Cheese Curds baseball? 122 00:05:39,276 --> 00:05:41,209 Me. I'm ready. 123 00:05:41,211 --> 00:05:42,711 Whoo! 124 00:05:44,046 --> 00:05:45,513 Haha. 125 00:05:45,515 --> 00:05:47,349 Yeah, and it gets better. 126 00:05:47,351 --> 00:05:49,017 This is actually a charity fundraiser, 127 00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:51,653 so there are some major leaguers playing with the Cheese Curds today. 128 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,555 And actually, starting at shortstop, 129 00:05:53,557 --> 00:05:57,292 we have San Fransisco Giant Brandon Crawford. 130 00:05:58,461 --> 00:05:59,761 - Brandon Crawford? - Yep. 131 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:03,231 Spit in my eye and call me a duckling. 132 00:06:04,867 --> 00:06:07,869 He's an All-Star! He's won two World Series, he's my favorite player. 133 00:06:07,871 --> 00:06:09,471 How did you know? 134 00:06:09,473 --> 00:06:11,473 I mean, you know, I have my ways. 135 00:06:11,475 --> 00:06:13,241 I've got to hand it to you, Mads... 136 00:06:14,543 --> 00:06:16,444 you really know how to plan a date. 137 00:06:17,513 --> 00:06:20,849 Say it. Say it! 138 00:06:20,851 --> 00:06:22,250 Bam! What? 139 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:25,920 Yeah! I told you so. 140 00:06:27,356 --> 00:06:29,557 Hey! Three hot dogs over here. 141 00:06:30,659 --> 00:06:32,227 I'm so sorry. Did you want a hot dog? 142 00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:36,431 - Mother. - Hm? 143 00:06:36,433 --> 00:06:39,534 With Dad away, you obviously need a break. 144 00:06:39,536 --> 00:06:41,002 - Oh. - So I'm taking over 145 00:06:41,004 --> 00:06:42,704 the household chore that you hate the most. 146 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,539 - Cleaning the bathrooms? - Nope, that's gross. 147 00:06:44,541 --> 00:06:45,673 Oh. 148 00:06:45,675 --> 00:06:48,510 I am taking over grocery shopping. 149 00:06:48,512 --> 00:06:50,278 - Really? - Yep. 150 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:54,282 I found an app that gives us deals on everything from apples to zucchinis. 151 00:06:54,284 --> 00:06:55,750 - Uh-huh. - By the way, 152 00:06:55,752 --> 00:06:58,019 I am not buying zucchinis because they are disgusting. 153 00:06:59,855 --> 00:07:03,758 Well, thank you, Joey. I now have an afternoon free. 154 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:07,729 I guess I could do my nails or... oh, take a bath, or read a book. 155 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:10,532 I'm taking over grocery shopping, not listening to you yammer on. 156 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:12,867 Still love you, baby! 157 00:07:15,404 --> 00:07:16,771 158 00:07:16,773 --> 00:07:18,807 There you go, that's a G chord. 159 00:07:18,809 --> 00:07:21,476 (Gasps) It's our first G chord as a couple! 160 00:07:21,478 --> 00:07:24,579 Yep, right after our first bowl of soup as a couple 161 00:07:24,581 --> 00:07:26,848 and our first sneeze and "gesundheit" as a couple. 162 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,984 Babe, this is our first recap as a couple! 163 00:07:29,986 --> 00:07:31,953 (Chuckles) 164 00:07:31,955 --> 00:07:34,088 I'm sorry, I'm just really, really excited. 165 00:07:34,090 --> 00:07:35,623 It took us so long to get together. 166 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:38,626 I'm just enjoying every sweet, little moment we have together. 167 00:07:40,429 --> 00:07:41,729 Farewell, Stevens Point. 168 00:07:41,731 --> 00:07:43,331 I'm hopping a train. 169 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:46,134 From now on, the boxcar will be my classroom. 170 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:47,569 A toot toot! 171 00:07:49,271 --> 00:07:50,505 Should we ask about this? 172 00:07:50,507 --> 00:07:52,187 We're having us time, don't get sucked in. 173 00:07:55,277 --> 00:07:57,145 Yeah, he just, uh, opened your fireplace. 174 00:07:57,147 --> 00:07:58,847 I'm sucked in. Yo, Parker. 175 00:07:58,849 --> 00:08:00,849 What's, uh, what's up, buddy? 176 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:03,818 Well, I have chosen to live the life of a wandering genius. 177 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:06,721 Solving crimes and science problems from town to town. 178 00:08:07,656 --> 00:08:09,757 Wow, I would totally watch that show. 179 00:08:10,693 --> 00:08:12,126 But, um, why? 180 00:08:12,128 --> 00:08:14,162 Well, Mr. Bell's giving me an F. 181 00:08:14,164 --> 00:08:15,997 What? How? 182 00:08:15,999 --> 00:08:18,166 No one gets an F in Show Choir. 183 00:08:18,168 --> 00:08:19,701 And I don't wanna be the first. 184 00:08:19,703 --> 00:08:21,536 So, tell Mom I love her. 185 00:08:21,538 --> 00:08:22,804 I'm out. 186 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,507 Okay, wait. What if Liv and I tutored you? 187 00:08:25,509 --> 00:08:29,777 (Gasps) Babe, this could be our first talent makeover as a couple! 188 00:08:29,779 --> 00:08:30,845 Oh. (Chuckles heartily) 189 00:08:30,847 --> 00:08:33,748 Let's get that kid an A, Show Choir style. 190 00:08:37,019 --> 00:08:39,854 Liv: All right, Parker, on the path to mastering show choir, 191 00:08:39,856 --> 00:08:41,189 there are three 'P's. 192 00:08:41,191 --> 00:08:43,024 What are those three 'P's, you may ask. 193 00:08:43,026 --> 00:08:44,058 - Hm? - Well... 194 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:46,160 Oh, there's a song to help you remember. 195 00:08:46,162 --> 00:08:48,696 - Both: When you feel - Stop. 196 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,168 Yeah, this isn't gonna work for me if you're just gonna burst into song. 197 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:55,637 Ha! I mean, that's... 198 00:08:55,639 --> 00:08:57,839 - Kind of... - Both: ...the point of show choir. 199 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,641 - But... - Well... 200 00:08:59,643 --> 00:09:01,910 then if you'll excuse me, I need to hop on the 6:15 to Minnetonka. 201 00:09:01,912 --> 00:09:03,678 - Okay. - Okay, okay, okay. 202 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,213 We'll just say it. Ugh. 203 00:09:06,148 --> 00:09:08,216 The first 'P' is pizazz. 204 00:09:10,185 --> 00:09:11,319 Wow. 205 00:09:15,491 --> 00:09:17,258 You keep a sparkle hat in your case? 206 00:09:18,894 --> 00:09:21,829 I got an A in Show Choir. 207 00:09:23,899 --> 00:09:26,768 All right, the second 'P' is precision. 208 00:09:31,507 --> 00:09:33,107 And the third 'P' is... 209 00:09:33,109 --> 00:09:34,609 Put a sock in it? 210 00:09:34,611 --> 00:09:35,944 No. 211 00:09:35,946 --> 00:09:37,345 Look, I don't do this kind of stuff. 212 00:09:37,347 --> 00:09:38,746 I'm a man of science. 213 00:09:40,249 --> 00:09:44,285 Well, did you know that Einstein used to tap dance? 214 00:09:44,287 --> 00:09:45,753 Yeah. 215 00:09:45,755 --> 00:09:48,923 And that Steve Jobs used to sing in a barbershop quartet? 216 00:09:48,925 --> 00:09:50,758 And Heisenberg, I think, did needlepoint? 217 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,861 I mean, scientists don't just do science, you know? 218 00:09:53,863 --> 00:09:55,797 Great minds have diverse interests. 219 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,900 I made all that up. 220 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,768 But by the time Parker researches it, 221 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:04,038 he'll have caught the... Show choir bug 222 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:06,874 I also got an A. 223 00:10:10,446 --> 00:10:11,613 Maddie. 224 00:10:12,548 --> 00:10:14,549 Seriously, I'm having such a great time. 225 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:16,851 Yeah, me too. 226 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:21,022 Announcer: Isaac Stone is at the plate, looking nervous. 227 00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:25,293 But, with Crawford up next, it's now or never. 228 00:10:25,295 --> 00:10:26,961 Here comes the pitch. 229 00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:28,062 (Whack) 230 00:10:28,064 --> 00:10:30,665 It's a base hit. This guy's on fire! 231 00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:34,936 Next up is Brandon Crawford. 232 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,304 Get it, Brandon! 233 00:10:37,906 --> 00:10:39,574 Here comes the pitch. 234 00:10:39,576 --> 00:10:40,908 (Whack) 235 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,810 The ball is soaring towards the stands. 236 00:10:42,812 --> 00:10:44,679 It's deep, it might be... 237 00:10:44,681 --> 00:10:45,913 (Crowd murmuring) 238 00:10:45,915 --> 00:10:47,915 It's coming right at us. 239 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:49,417 Yes! 240 00:10:49,419 --> 00:10:50,918 (Groans) 241 00:10:52,921 --> 00:10:55,823 It's a home run for Brandon Crawford 242 00:10:55,825 --> 00:10:58,259 and some lucky lady has a souvenir. 243 00:11:00,596 --> 00:11:01,929 What? 244 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,498 Yeah! 245 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,101 Oh! Best date ever, right? 246 00:11:07,103 --> 00:11:08,569 Bam! What? 247 00:11:13,942 --> 00:11:17,645 Joey, thank you so much for taking over the shopping... 248 00:11:17,647 --> 00:11:19,180 (Gasps) 249 00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:23,284 What have I done? 250 00:11:23,286 --> 00:11:30,525 You gave birth to the greatest grocery shopper of all time. 251 00:11:32,361 --> 00:11:34,896 Say hello to all this toilet paper. 252 00:11:34,898 --> 00:11:38,800 Yeah, but why all this toilet paper? 253 00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:41,469 Because it's a bargain. 254 00:11:41,471 --> 00:11:43,071 The more you buy, the more you save. 255 00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:47,842 You would not believe the price drop after 17,000 rolls. 256 00:11:47,844 --> 00:11:51,913 Okay, just, get this toilet paper out of my kitchen now. 257 00:11:51,915 --> 00:11:55,049 Okay. It may be a little tricky, but consider it done. 258 00:11:55,051 --> 00:11:59,987 Question, where can I store the four barrels of kitty litter I have coming tomorrow? 259 00:11:59,989 --> 00:12:02,590 Follow up question: could we get a kitty? 260 00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:09,697 What's all this? 261 00:12:09,699 --> 00:12:12,767 This is a little something that we like to call... 262 00:12:12,769 --> 00:12:14,736 Both: Show Choir Camp! 263 00:12:14,738 --> 00:12:17,071 Stop! 264 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:19,941 Traditional dance instruction wasn't gonna work for Parker. 265 00:12:19,943 --> 00:12:22,510 No, so we put it in a language that he could understand. 266 00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:23,778 Science. 267 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:25,046 (Gasps) 268 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,148 This is our first scheme as a couple. 269 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:29,984 Feels right, baby. 270 00:12:31,887 --> 00:12:35,022 Uh, how is a period table of the elements gonna teach me how to dance? 271 00:12:35,024 --> 00:12:38,326 Frankly, it feels disrespectful to the elements. 272 00:12:40,763 --> 00:12:43,030 Just put your foot on the element that I say, okay? 273 00:12:43,032 --> 00:12:44,699 Ready? 274 00:12:44,701 --> 00:12:45,833 Iron. 275 00:12:46,769 --> 00:12:50,404 Osmium. Platinum. Nickel. 276 00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:54,208 Iron. Osmium. Platinum. Nickel. 277 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,310 Now jazz it up with some tungsten 278 00:12:56,312 --> 00:12:59,080 Tungsten! And tungsten, and tungsten, and tungsten 279 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,448 And tungsten 280 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,116 Tungsten, and tungsten 281 00:13:02,118 --> 00:13:04,986 All right, next station. What's wrong with these equations here, Parker? 282 00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,487 Uh, they're all wrong. 283 00:13:06,489 --> 00:13:07,889 Then erase them. 284 00:13:07,891 --> 00:13:10,258 Quick, use both hands. Come on. 285 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,461 Oh! Whoo! Nice! 286 00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:14,962 Yeah! All right, all right. 287 00:13:14,964 --> 00:13:16,998 Now over to the beakers, they aren't gonna shake themselves. 288 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,733 Come on, shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake. 289 00:13:18,735 --> 00:13:20,434 Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. 290 00:13:20,436 --> 00:13:21,669 Now put it all together. 291 00:13:21,671 --> 00:13:22,937 From the top. 292 00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:26,107 Iron, osmium, and platinum and nickel 293 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,948 - Iron, osmium, and platinum and nickel 294 00:13:27,979 --> 00:13:30,061 Keep it up while erasing those equations there, Parker. 295 00:13:30,092 --> 00:13:31,012 - Tungsten and tungsten 296 00:13:31,014 --> 00:13:32,580 And tungsten, and tungsten 297 00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:35,316 Big finish, shake those beakers, shake those beakers 298 00:13:35,318 --> 00:13:37,084 Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. 299 00:13:37,086 --> 00:13:39,120 Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake Now freeze! 300 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,021 (Gasps) 301 00:13:47,196 --> 00:13:50,331 Parker, that, um, that was the Show Choir routine. 302 00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:52,333 Wait, I did it? 303 00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:53,501 - Yeah. - Yeah. 304 00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:55,102 I did it! 305 00:13:55,104 --> 00:13:57,038 He did it 306 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,105 Stop! 307 00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:04,378 - Hey. - Hey. 308 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,680 How'd that date with Josh go? 309 00:14:05,682 --> 00:14:08,182 Not to brag, but it was pretty spectacular. 310 00:14:08,184 --> 00:14:09,684 How is that not bragging? 311 00:14:09,686 --> 00:14:11,786 Uh, 'cause I said "not to brag." 312 00:14:11,788 --> 00:14:13,187 Duh. 313 00:14:16,158 --> 00:14:17,391 Hey, Maddie. 314 00:14:17,393 --> 00:14:19,026 Hey, Josh! 315 00:14:19,028 --> 00:14:21,996 Still basking in our first date glow? 316 00:14:21,998 --> 00:14:25,666 Oh, yeah. I can't stop replaying it in my mind. 317 00:14:25,668 --> 00:14:27,235 Good. 318 00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:30,805 Good, 'cause, uh, I actually got you a little something to remember it by. 319 00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:35,476 Look at that. 320 00:14:35,478 --> 00:14:39,247 A home run ball that my favorite player hit. 321 00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:40,214 - Yeah. - Wow. 322 00:14:40,216 --> 00:14:42,550 - You caught a home run ball? - I sure did! 323 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,218 She sure did. 324 00:14:45,187 --> 00:14:46,153 - Whoo! - Uh... 325 00:14:46,155 --> 00:14:47,255 Thanks, Maddie. 326 00:14:47,257 --> 00:14:48,723 - Yeah. - Um... 327 00:14:48,725 --> 00:14:50,191 Gotta film a scene, so... 328 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,425 - Okay. - I'll see you later. 329 00:14:51,427 --> 00:14:52,493 Yeah. 330 00:14:54,196 --> 00:14:55,196 Wow. 331 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,832 Dude, was that just me or did Josh seem, like, 332 00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:00,401 really down when I mentioned our date? 333 00:15:00,403 --> 00:15:04,171 Down? He seemed like he had a serious case of the bumskis. 334 00:15:05,107 --> 00:15:06,173 Yeah. 335 00:15:07,109 --> 00:15:09,577 I don't get it. Our date went great. 336 00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:13,080 I mean, his favorite player hit a home run ball and I caught it. 337 00:15:13,082 --> 00:15:14,348 Uh-huh. 338 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:16,918 And when you caught the ball, what was Josh doing? 339 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,252 Also trying to catch it. 340 00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:20,254 - And you... - Shoved him out of the way. 341 00:15:20,256 --> 00:15:23,691 - Yeah. - Oh. 342 00:15:26,261 --> 00:15:28,462 Ugh. I ruined our date. 343 00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:30,798 And then you preserved it in Plexiglass. 344 00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:35,636 Well, I mean, I just caught the ball on instinct. 345 00:15:35,638 --> 00:15:37,238 I mean, you know how competitive I am. 346 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,073 Oh, yeah, I know. 347 00:15:39,075 --> 00:15:41,442 Remember how you got the last bowl of oatmeal this morning? 348 00:15:43,445 --> 00:15:45,246 Shoved you out of the way? 349 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,480 Yes. 350 00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:48,149 Yes, you did. 351 00:15:48,151 --> 00:15:50,051 So, I had to eat a lemon. 352 00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:54,255 Oh, what do I do? 353 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,790 I really, really like Josh. 354 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,391 Like, I really like Josh. 355 00:15:57,393 --> 00:15:59,727 The last thing that I want to do is make him feel bad. 356 00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:04,532 Well, maybe you should, oh, I don't know, be a teeny bit less competitive. 357 00:16:06,168 --> 00:16:11,906 So... to be in a relationship, I have to give up winning? 358 00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:15,977 You know, sometimes making somebody else feel good is the win. 359 00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:21,682 Joe, did you just say something meaningful? 360 00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:23,417 You know, I believe I did. 361 00:16:24,619 --> 00:16:29,090 Excuse me while I... (Sing-songy) back it up, and slide. 362 00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:30,992 Back it up, and slide. 363 00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:36,630 Oh. 364 00:16:36,632 --> 00:16:38,532 It's all gone. 365 00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,501 See, Mother? I listened. 366 00:16:41,436 --> 00:16:45,740 Good job, Joey. You solved a problem... that you created. 367 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:48,943 How'd you do it? 368 00:16:48,945 --> 00:16:51,879 You know, they say we've only unlocked 10 percent of our brains, 369 00:16:51,881 --> 00:16:56,217 but I say we've only unlocked 10 percent of our toilet paper usage. 370 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,355 That mug is way too hot for my delicate lady fingers. 371 00:17:02,657 --> 00:17:06,260 But not with the toilet paper tea mittens. 372 00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:10,398 Or you could just, you know, use the handle that's on the mug. 373 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,365 Oh. 374 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:14,035 What a great idea. 375 00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:18,706 I think I'll jot that down... on my T.P. notepad. 376 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:22,243 So how'd you get rid of it? Did you return it? 377 00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:25,346 They wouldn't let me return it, but I did exchange it. 378 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,580 For what? 379 00:17:27,516 --> 00:17:29,884 800 bales of hay. 380 00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:34,288 What have I done? 381 00:17:36,425 --> 00:17:37,691 Follow up question: 382 00:17:37,693 --> 00:17:39,226 can we get a pony? 383 00:17:42,597 --> 00:17:43,998 What are we doing? 384 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:49,437 Uh, we are doing a first date do over with special guest... 385 00:17:50,872 --> 00:17:52,006 Brandon Crawford. 386 00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:54,975 No way! 387 00:17:56,044 --> 00:17:57,178 Brandon Crawford! 388 00:17:58,046 --> 00:17:59,280 Hey, Josh, nice to meet you. 389 00:18:00,715 --> 00:18:04,018 Maddie, Brandon Crawford is standing right next to me. 390 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,853 Can I feel your muscles? 391 00:18:08,023 --> 00:18:09,423 Don't be weird, Josh. 392 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,359 No, it's cool. Go ahead. 393 00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:18,833 It's like he's smuggling a baseball in there. 394 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:21,302 Okay. 395 00:18:21,304 --> 00:18:22,703 Hey, sorry about him. 396 00:18:22,705 --> 00:18:25,306 You're just, like, his all-time favorite player. 397 00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:28,175 Well, actually, I'm a huge Voltage fan. Could I get your autograph? 398 00:18:29,578 --> 00:18:31,345 Easy, Brandon Crawford. Don't be so needy. 399 00:18:33,281 --> 00:18:35,382 (Stutters) I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. 400 00:18:35,384 --> 00:18:37,451 Of course you can have an autograph. You can have whatever you want. 401 00:18:37,453 --> 00:18:39,286 (Gasps) Know what? 402 00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:40,621 Uh, here's my wallet. 403 00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:44,024 Don't be weird, Josh. 404 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,428 Right. 405 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,430 Yeah, um, you know what, you can get his autograph after. 406 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,397 How's that? 407 00:18:50,399 --> 00:18:52,766 After what? What's going on? 408 00:18:52,768 --> 00:18:58,405 Uh, well... I... sort of robbed you of your chance 409 00:18:58,407 --> 00:19:02,243 to catch a home run from your favorite player, so I just... 410 00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:05,212 you know, wanted to give you a chance to catch one. 411 00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:09,316 Maddie... this is really sweet. 412 00:19:11,987 --> 00:19:13,687 Swing away, Brandon! 413 00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:14,822 (Whack) 414 00:19:21,363 --> 00:19:22,463 Yes! 415 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,397 Way to go, Josh. 416 00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:26,167 Okay, what was that? 417 00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:29,503 What do you mean? That was, you know, 418 00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:32,840 you fulfilling a dream and me not getting in the way. 419 00:19:32,842 --> 00:19:34,441 Brandon: Can I get your autograph now? 420 00:19:34,443 --> 00:19:36,510 One second, B-Craw! 421 00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,384 Well, you gotta make me earn it. 422 00:19:46,188 --> 00:19:50,457 But I thought you were all upset because I was, like, too competitive. 423 00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:52,993 That's not why I was upset. 424 00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:55,963 I was upset because I'm just as competitive. 425 00:19:57,399 --> 00:19:59,366 Every time we hang out, you beat me at something. 426 00:19:59,368 --> 00:20:01,135 Basketball, Tree House H.O.R.S.E... 427 00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:03,304 - Cowbell. - Almost forgot about that one. 428 00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:08,142 I thought when you took me to the ball park, 429 00:20:08,144 --> 00:20:10,010 I figured that was my moment to shine. 430 00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:11,345 (Both chuckle) 431 00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:14,481 Ooh, you wanted to impress me. 432 00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:16,517 Yeah, I did. 433 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,219 - And I'm gonna. - Ooh. 434 00:20:18,221 --> 00:20:21,555 But it doesn't count unless you're trying just as hard as I am. 435 00:20:21,557 --> 00:20:23,591 Don't ever turn off your competitive fire. 436 00:20:23,593 --> 00:20:25,559 It's one of the things I like most about you. 437 00:20:27,028 --> 00:20:28,562 (Chuckles) 438 00:20:30,665 --> 00:20:32,466 (Sing-songy) You like me. 439 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:37,404 - How cool is that? - (Chuckles) 440 00:20:37,406 --> 00:20:38,739 But prepare to be crushed. 441 00:20:41,076 --> 00:20:42,443 Swing away, Brandon! 442 00:20:42,445 --> 00:20:43,744 (Whack) 443 00:20:44,879 --> 00:20:46,080 Oh! 444 00:20:47,549 --> 00:20:48,515 (Gasps) 445 00:20:49,851 --> 00:20:51,352 Boom! Howdy! 446 00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:55,422 "Boom! Howdy!"? 447 00:20:55,424 --> 00:20:57,324 Yeah. It's my "Bam! What?" 448 00:21:00,028 --> 00:21:02,162 - Yours is better. - Yeah, it is! 449 00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:09,570 Ridgewood High, get ready to have 450 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:14,108 your backpacks blown off by the Ridgewood Porcu-Pipers, 451 00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:16,210 featuring Parker Rooney! 452 00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:20,435 Oh! 453 00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:23,717 That's so sweet of you to record Parker's performance. 454 00:21:23,719 --> 00:21:25,252 Oh, I'm not recording the performance. 455 00:21:25,254 --> 00:21:27,521 I'm recording us watching the performance. 456 00:21:29,924 --> 00:21:31,925 It's our first concert as a couple. 457 00:21:31,927 --> 00:21:33,260 (Gasps) 458 00:21:33,262 --> 00:21:35,562 - Feels right, baby. - That's right. 459 00:21:35,564 --> 00:21:37,665 Five, six, seven, eight. 460 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:43,137 Now you're living life out loud 461 00:21:43,139 --> 00:21:46,940 With your head up in the clouds 462 00:21:46,942 --> 00:21:49,643 Yeah, it feels so right 463 00:21:49,645 --> 00:21:53,480 Right now, now, now 464 00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:56,150 Hey, you and me and the beat 465 00:21:56,152 --> 00:21:58,485 Go great together 466 00:21:58,487 --> 00:22:00,187 You and me and the beat 467 00:22:00,189 --> 00:22:02,489 Go great together 468 00:22:02,491 --> 00:22:04,491 You and me and the beat 469 00:22:04,493 --> 00:22:06,694 Go great together 470 00:22:06,696 --> 00:22:08,529 You and me and the beat 471 00:22:08,531 --> 00:22:11,632 Go great together now 472 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:12,700 Ooh 473 00:22:12,702 --> 00:22:14,668 - Hey! - Ooh 474 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:15,769 Hey! 475 00:22:15,771 --> 00:22:16,970 Ooh 476 00:22:16,972 --> 00:22:19,773 You and me go great together 477 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:30,684 Parker, Show Choir is all about pizazz, and that was pizazztic! 478 00:22:30,686 --> 00:22:34,054 Pizazztic 479 00:22:34,989 --> 00:22:36,390 You get an A. 480 00:22:36,392 --> 00:22:39,560 Did you mean A or A-sharp? 481 00:22:39,562 --> 00:22:41,729 Oh, Parker! 482 00:22:41,731 --> 00:22:44,164 You're the clown prince of Show Choir. 483 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:46,233 Making us laugh 484 00:22:46,235 --> 00:22:47,301 Stop! 485 00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:52,539 Hey Buster, guess whose autograph I just got? 486 00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:54,541 Josh Wilcox from Voltage. 487 00:22:54,543 --> 00:22:55,709 Bam! What? 488 00:22:58,546 --> 00:22:59,713 Josh: Boom! Howdy! 489 00:22:59,763 --> 00:23:04,313 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35262

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