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Parker, what do you want in
your lunch? Apple or banana?
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Keep going until you get to cupcake.
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Good morning, fellow Rooneys.
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Today is the first day of
the rest of your lives...
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With me.
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Hey, Hollywood. Tomorrow,
less time in the shower.
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You used up all the hot water.
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It makes it really hard to shave.
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Yeah, that's right, guys... I shave.
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Spread the word.
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Didn't bother me. I took a
shower with the hose out front.
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Oh come on, like the neighbors
haven't seen that already.
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Um, what happened to my chair?
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Ooh, um...
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Parker broke it over Joey's
back when they were wrestling.
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Correction, he was wrestling.
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I was eating soup.
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You know, this is ridiculous.
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You shouldn't have to
stand to eat your breakfast.
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Joey, get her a seat.
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Welcome home, Hollywood.
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[Theme music plays]
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Better in stereo.
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B... b... better in stereo.
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I'm up with the sunshine.
- Let's go.
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I lace up my high tops.
- Oh no.
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Slam dunk.
- Ready or not.
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Yeah, show me what you got.
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I'm under the spotlight.
- Holler.
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I dare you, come on and follow.
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You dance to your own
beat. I'll sing the melody.
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When you say yea-ah-ah.
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I say no-oh-oh.
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When you say stop.
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All I want to do is go, go, go.
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You, you, the other half of me, me.
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The half I'll never be.
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The half that drives me crazy.
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You, you, the better half of me, me.
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The half I'll always need.
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But we both know.
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We're better in stereo...
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[Music]
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12-minute mile, Maddie. What happened?
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Oh, I ran two.
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Nice, Cassie. Personal best.
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Last time I walked because I
didn't want to get a blister.
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But I ran this time because I
was being chased by a squirrel.
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Look at you... stains.
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School bus ran through
a puddle and splashed me.
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Team meeting, everybody.
Grab some water.
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Hustle it up, Willow. Hustle up.
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[Gasping]
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[Sighs]
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My dogs have been barking
since Sycamore Street.
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Oh wait, were you guys using this?
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Okay, don't forget. Team
retreat... my house, this weekend.
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Also, your votes are in.
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And the Ridgewood High Fighting Porcupines
have themselves a new Team Captain.
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[Cheers]
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She's the first sophomore ever chosen.
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Maddie Rooney.
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[Cheering]
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Basketball is my life.
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And being named Captain of
the team was huge for me.
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And I might have played it cool in
front of the girls on the team but I...
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Also might have gone home
and squealed in my closet.
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[Squeals]
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You're gonna be a great Captain, Maddie.
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Unless you're really bad and
the whole team turns against you.
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While I was away, Maddie got to be really
good friends with her basketball teammates.
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Sweet girls, but they're all kind of
like the before in a makeover show.
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What? It means they have potential.
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[Laughter]
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Uh... Principal Fickman,
what are you doing?
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Is it Polly the Porcupine's birthday?
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It most certainly is not.
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Someone out there thinks it's a big
hee-haw to keep dressing up the mascot.
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Well, I'm neither
hee-ing nor haw-ing.
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[Chuckles]
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It's a travesty, Sir.
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I've been making budget cuts and
girls' basketball got hit hard.
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The good news is I got you
the new uniforms you requested.
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- Yeah!
- Woo!
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The bad news is they're the boys'
old uniforms, sweaty and unlaundered.
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No, we need new uniforms.
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We're going to a tournament in Chicago.
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Yeah, the Walter
Worciechowski invitational.
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It took me three days
to learn how to say it.
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I'm only funding things the
student body cares about.
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People care about girls' basketball.
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Oh... [wheezes]
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[Chuckles]
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Sure they do.
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And you keep telling yourself that.
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Principal Fickman, we're not
gonna let you treat us this way.
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Right, team?!
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Well, if you'll excuse me, I promised
Mother I'd be home in time for...
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Wheel of Fortune!
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- Principal Fickman...
- Yeah.
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Before you go, [Snaps]
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Would you like a nice...
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Cold glass...
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Of water?
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- Well, I would. Thank you.
- [Quietly] Yeah.
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- Refreshing.
- Yeah.
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[Giggles]
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Please tell me you still
have athlete's foot.
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- Raging.
- Good girl.
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Hey, Joey.
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[High-pitched scream]
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What are you doing with a tarantula?
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Her name is Sylvia.
And she's the class pet.
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I'm taking care of them for the weekend.
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Them?
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Parker, I only see the one.
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Yeah, I already lost the other five
when I let them out of their cage.
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What?!
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Oh, why would you let
them out of their cage?
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Duh... to train them for
the all-tarantula circus.
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[High-pitched scream]
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All right, caught one.
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It's either Julie the
trapeze artist or Bernardo...
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The sword swallower.
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- Four more to go.
- [Car horn honks]
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Oh, okay, Parker, that is Mom.
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And you cannot tell
her anything about this.
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Okay? If she finds out that there are
a bunch of spiders crawling around,
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she will freak out!
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Okay, act natural.
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Oh, hi, boys.
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Listen, Maddie's basketball team
is gonna be here all weekend.
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Hey, hey, hey. Eyes on me.
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So this weekend, don't
cause any trouble, okay?
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[Scoffs]
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Trouble?
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Who do you think
you're talking to, lady?
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- Milady.
- Mm hmm.
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No one on the team had my back.
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- It's just so...
- Frustrappointing.
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That's not a real word, yet somehow
I know exactly what it means.
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- How do you do that?
- Oh, it's a gift.
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I don't know. Maybe I'm just
not cut out to be Captain.
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I have no idea what to do.
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- I do.
- [Snorts] Please.
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You don't have a clue about basketball.
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Maddie, this is about leadership on...
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Sing it loud...
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My cast was a team and
I led them through four
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critically-acclaimed
seasons of television.
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- Want to know how I did it?
- No.
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Okay, there are five
steps to leadership.
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One, grab their attention.
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Two, get them on the same page.
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Three, identify your goal.
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Four, lead them into battle.
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And five, look great doing it.
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You know, if I imagined those words
not coming out of your mouth...
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They actually kind of make sense.
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Okay.
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Step one, grab their attention.
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In Hollywood, they always
say the best way to do
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that is by firing someone
on your first day of work.
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[Snorts] Liv, I'm not
firing any of my friends.
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[Melodramatic groan]
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Do I have to connect
all the dots for you?
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I will join the team. And you
can fire me for being terrible.
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The team will know you
mean business if you are
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ruthless enough to crush
your twin's fake dream.
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Liv, that's actually kind of brilliant.
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And I do love the idea of firing you.
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[Whistle blows]
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Listen up, Lady Porcupines.
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We have the tournament
in Chicago in three weeks.
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This retreat is about coming
together and becoming a real team.
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Yeah, that means if a girl
puts herself out on the line...
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Like, say, in front of the Principal...
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You better back her up.
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So to get us started, I
got us all team bracelets.
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Got your back.
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Cool.
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Mine broke.
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You know what? It's
okay. I have plenty extra.
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I had to buy like 500 to
get the discount, so...
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How about some passing drills?
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- Hold up, Dad. One more thing.
- Yeah?
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We have a new teammate.
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Great. Can she play center?
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We got no "D" if Willow goes down.
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Willow doesn't go down!
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Please, everybody, welcome
all the way from Hollywood...
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Liv Rooney.
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[Applause]
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Thank you.
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It is an honor!
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To be nominated in the same category
as these other very talented women.
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[Light clapping]
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Okay.
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Welcome aboard, Liv.
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[Whimpers]
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So, Hollywood big shot.
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What position do you play?
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Oh. [Giggles]
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I'm usually the lead.
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Great job, team. Great job.
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Anybody need water?
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Ooh!
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Dad, we seriously need
a new water cooler.
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Not in the budget. Got
some juice boxes the garage.
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Captain's in charge.
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Okay, everybody, let's
start with some layups.
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Liv, you first. Catch.
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No, sorry. I'm not touching that ball.
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It's heavy and it's just...
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[Laughs] It's such a boring color.
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Liv, being on this
team requires hard work.
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And if you're not up for that, then
maybe you're not cut out for this.
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Wait.
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Are you...
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Kicking me off the team?
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I'm devastated.
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Devastated.
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Liv, I'm the Captain.
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I've made my decision.
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Go.
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Attention officially
grabbed. Step one, complete.
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I see.
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Don't cry for me, Lady Porcupines.
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I'll be all right.
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Somehow.
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You can't kick Liv off the team.
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- I can't?
- She can't?
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Willow's right.
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Liv is terrible, but she'll learn.
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We all had to.
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She's our teammate now.
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And we have to back her up.
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Just like you said, man.
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I did say that, didn't I?
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Mm! Why did I say that?
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Okay.
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Liv, I guess you are...
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Back on the team.
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[Strained] Yay.
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Team: One, two, three, go Porcupines!
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Porcupines!
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[Music]
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Boys: [Whispering]
The itsy bitsy spider.
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Went up the waterspout.
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Down came...
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The rain...
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Crashing a girls' sleepover?
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Not cool, brahs.
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[Nervous chuckle]
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Oh, she caught us.
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We were just trying to cause mischief.
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Great, now I'm awake.
258
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,615
I need a snack.
259
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:24,293
Is it cool if we look through your
sleeping bag while you're gone?
260
00:12:24,294 --> 00:12:30,194
I don't know what you're looking for,
but I do know you look stupid doing it.
261
00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:32,718
Liv, what are you doing in here?
262
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:36,259
Oh, I don't sleep in bags.
263
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:40,382
So listen, I'm sorry my plan kind of
backfired and blew up in our faces today.
264
00:12:40,383 --> 00:12:42,556
Liv, what are you talking about?
265
00:12:42,557 --> 00:12:45,991
I mean, I know it didn't go the
way we thought it would but...
266
00:12:45,992 --> 00:12:48,178
When I saw the team rally around you,
267
00:12:48,179 --> 00:12:50,651
I saw passion for the first time.
268
00:12:50,652 --> 00:12:52,109
[Squeaks]
269
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:55,555
Faboosh. We are now
officially ready for step two.
270
00:12:55,556 --> 00:12:57,347
Remind me what step two is again.
271
00:12:57,348 --> 00:12:59,141
Getting the team on the same page.
272
00:12:59,142 --> 00:13:01,865
- Perfect. First thing in the morn...
- Tarantula!
273
00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:04,566
[Girls screaming]
274
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,218
Yes!
275
00:13:09,219 --> 00:13:10,813
Caught another one.
276
00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:14,606
Joan, the troubled
ringmaster from a broken home.
277
00:13:14,607 --> 00:13:16,100
Was it divorce?
278
00:13:16,101 --> 00:13:20,241
No, I literally stepped on her home.
279
00:13:23,557 --> 00:13:25,292
Okay, guys.
280
00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:27,863
Guys, you call these warm-ups?
281
00:13:27,864 --> 00:13:33,764
The first thing any opposing team is
gonna see from us is how we warm up, right?
282
00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:38,139
They need to know that we
think as one, play as one.
283
00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:40,124
And win as one.
284
00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:45,431
We'll still go to the bathroom
on our own though, right?
285
00:13:45,432 --> 00:13:47,952
[Bangs loudly]
286
00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:50,943
[Bangs three times]
287
00:13:50,944 --> 00:13:55,139
I want you all to reach
deep into your soul...
288
00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:58,575
And find your inner warrior.
289
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:02,098
Who is she? What makes her so fierce?
290
00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:05,621
What accessories can
we use to highlight...
291
00:14:05,622 --> 00:14:08,185
That fierceness?
292
00:14:08,186 --> 00:14:10,051
I have no clue what she's saying,
293
00:14:10,052 --> 00:14:15,952
but I'm listening because she seems
confident and she carries a big stick.
294
00:14:19,231 --> 00:14:21,811
Take a moment.
295
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:25,528
Close your eyes.
296
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,740
I thought we were just
gonna learn new warm-ups.
297
00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:36,441
It's a process.
298
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,910
Aah! Ewe.
299
00:14:41,452 --> 00:14:43,941
Why are these dishes
all covered in cobwebs?
300
00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:44,995
[Chuckles]
301
00:14:44,996 --> 00:14:46,417
That's a...
302
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,364
That's so weird.
303
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:53,825
Yeah, you wouldn't expect
tarantulas here in Wisconsin.
304
00:14:54,032 --> 00:14:55,080
[Sighs]
305
00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:58,553
I'm glad you guys are here.
You can help me serve lunch.
306
00:14:58,554 --> 00:14:59,804
[Gasps]
307
00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:03,165
- It's beautiful.
- Whoa.
308
00:15:03,249 --> 00:15:06,756
I'm feeding athletes. I went big.
Here, help me take it outside.
309
00:15:06,757 --> 00:15:08,946
Parker, honey, can you open the door?
310
00:15:08,947 --> 00:15:11,503
Come and get it!
311
00:15:11,504 --> 00:15:16,234
Now this is for the team, but
don't worry. You boys get leftovers.
312
00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:18,088
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Lunch time!
313
00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:19,051
[Girls clamoring]
314
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,660
Please, don't grab at it! Oh!
315
00:15:21,661 --> 00:15:23,597
At least let us set it down!
316
00:15:23,598 --> 00:15:25,818
[Shouting]
317
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,806
Oh.
318
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:36,347
This was a two-day retreat.
319
00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:40,488
Yeah, and we've been working on some
new warm-ups that we want to show you.
320
00:15:40,489 --> 00:15:42,876
Ooh! Places.
321
00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:43,815
[Sighs]
322
00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:47,827
Now remember, find your inner warrior.
323
00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:49,854
Five, six, seven, eight.
324
00:15:49,855 --> 00:15:50,855
Huh!
325
00:15:50,856 --> 00:15:51,903
Huh!
326
00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:53,728
Huh! Huh! Huh!
327
00:15:53,729 --> 00:15:55,949
Huh! Huh!
328
00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:58,449
Huh! Huh!
329
00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:00,566
Huuuh!
330
00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,547
Huuuh!
331
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:06,163
That was...
332
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:07,590
Amazing.
333
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,179
[Cheers]
334
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:14,340
If Fickman could see you
now, he'd never say no.
335
00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:16,359
No.
336
00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:19,975
Now, if you'll excuse me,
337
00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:24,457
I have to finish barbecuing these
exquisite steaks for the boys' team.
338
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:27,858
They're having their retreat inside.
339
00:16:27,859 --> 00:16:29,455
Unacceptable.
340
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,441
We can't go to the Worciechowski
Tournament in those uniforms you gave us.
341
00:16:32,442 --> 00:16:35,152
Oh, that is a problem.
342
00:16:35,153 --> 00:16:38,801
But I think I have a solution.
343
00:16:38,802 --> 00:16:40,537
You're not going to the tournament.
344
00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:43,344
What?! You can't do that.
345
00:16:43,345 --> 00:16:46,345
I think I just did.
346
00:16:48,169 --> 00:16:50,209
[Music]
347
00:16:50,472 --> 00:16:53,584
Okay, guys. We were shut
down by Fickman again.
348
00:16:53,585 --> 00:16:55,430
And that was a real kick to the stomach.
349
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,798
But if he's not gonna help us,
350
00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:59,367
we're not gonna sit around
and cry about it. Am I right?
351
00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:01,154
We're gonna help ourselves.
352
00:17:01,155 --> 00:17:05,535
Stains, would you come out here, please?
353
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,807
This is what Principal
Fickman thinks we're worth.
354
00:17:10,808 --> 00:17:13,077
Are we gonna stand for this?
355
00:17:13,078 --> 00:17:15,598
Stains, catch.
356
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,953
This is madness!
357
00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:25,901
I bet the boys don't worry
about their pants falling off.
358
00:17:25,902 --> 00:17:28,926
- Are we gonna take this sitting down?
- Willow doesn't go down!
359
00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:30,936
- [Grunts]
- [Grunts]
360
00:17:30,937 --> 00:17:31,956
[Bangs]
361
00:17:31,957 --> 00:17:34,402
Attention, Lady Groundhogs.
362
00:17:34,403 --> 00:17:36,658
Um, we're the Porcupines.
363
00:17:36,659 --> 00:17:38,819
Whatever.
364
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,521
Cue music.
365
00:17:40,522 --> 00:17:43,402
[Dance music plays]
366
00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:47,062
Behold your future uniforms.
367
00:17:47,063 --> 00:17:51,092
This sporty sport short looks great on
the court or just sitting on the bench.
368
00:17:51,093 --> 00:17:53,865
That's me. I sit the bench.
369
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:56,986
I'm gonna look great.
370
00:17:57,297 --> 00:17:58,658
[Clears throat]
371
00:17:58,659 --> 00:18:00,600
The B-Ball tank is perfect
for all that dribbily,
372
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,304
drabbily, shooty stuff
you girls love to do.
373
00:18:03,305 --> 00:18:05,481
Dunk-tastic, am I right?
374
00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:08,938
I want to get married in that.
375
00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:10,678
We need those uniforms.
376
00:18:10,679 --> 00:18:14,293
We can't let Fickman
ruin Willow's wedding.
377
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,561
And we have our common goal.
378
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,206
Step three achieved.
379
00:18:19,207 --> 00:18:21,267
We're all ears, Captain.
380
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,087
How do we get 'em?
381
00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:24,514
This is how.
382
00:18:24,515 --> 00:18:27,163
We're gonna raise money for
those uniforms by selling
383
00:18:27,164 --> 00:18:30,064
these bracelets to the kids
at school who do support us.
384
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,197
- Are you with me?!
- All: Yeah!
385
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,745
Are we gonna tell Principal
Fickman he can't push us around?
386
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:35,795
All: Yeah!
387
00:18:35,796 --> 00:18:38,345
Does everyone want stains
to pull up her pants?
388
00:18:38,346 --> 00:18:40,266
Yeah!
389
00:18:44,046 --> 00:18:46,242
Parker, what are you doing? Stop.
390
00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:47,761
Eating a cricket.
391
00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:51,058
To catch a tarantula, you
have to eat like a tarantula.
392
00:18:51,059 --> 00:18:53,958
Okay, and where did you hear that?
393
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:57,892
Oh, the man in my head. He comes
up with all kinds of cool things.
394
00:18:57,893 --> 00:19:00,269
Oh, okay, yeah. No, please, carry on.
395
00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,310
Stop! Put the bug down.
396
00:19:02,311 --> 00:19:04,935
What's going on?
397
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,288
Okay, fine. I'm tired of the lies. I...
398
00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:11,441
I brought home tarantulas from school,
and they kind of sort of got out.
399
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:15,339
There are gross, hairy tarantulas
crawling around our house somewhere?
400
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:18,061
Find them. Now. [Chuckles]
401
00:19:18,062 --> 00:19:19,778
I know this is completely in my head,
402
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:23,938
but I feel like I can feel
them crawling all over me.
403
00:19:23,939 --> 00:19:25,919
Mom...
404
00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:27,621
What is it?
405
00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:30,259
Just... we love you.
406
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:33,334
Aw. I love you guys too.
407
00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:35,735
[Blows kiss]
408
00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:44,705
Joke's on you, students.
409
00:19:44,706 --> 00:19:48,306
Mother's going to love this.
410
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:53,228
- Principal Fickman...
- Too late. I've got dibs.
411
00:19:53,229 --> 00:19:54,482
Okay.
412
00:19:54,483 --> 00:19:57,058
The girls' basketball team decided
that we weren't gonna wait for
413
00:19:57,059 --> 00:20:00,324
you to come through for us, so we
took matters into our own hands.
414
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,346
Are you with me Ridgewood High?
415
00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:03,757
Crowd: Yeah!
416
00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:05,327
Okay, what's going on?
417
00:20:05,328 --> 00:20:07,478
You're about to see
steps four and five...
418
00:20:07,479 --> 00:20:09,807
Marching into battle and
looking good doing it.
419
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,392
Joey, cue my jam.
420
00:20:12,393 --> 00:20:15,213
[Rock music plays]
421
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:27,901
[Loud clang]
422
00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:40,075
Thanks for the loaners, but
we don't need these anymore.
423
00:20:40,076 --> 00:20:43,764
You said money only goes to the
things the student body cares about.
424
00:20:43,765 --> 00:20:46,447
Well, look around.
425
00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:49,591
- I said look!
- [Mouths]
426
00:20:49,592 --> 00:20:52,485
She meant look, please.
427
00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:55,009
We're working on manners.
428
00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:58,489
I hate to say it, but I have
a new respect for you girls.
429
00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,813
[Chuckles]
430
00:20:59,814 --> 00:21:02,683
Really hate to say it.
431
00:21:02,684 --> 00:21:06,954
Are you gonna send us to
the Worciechowski Tournament?
432
00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:08,989
I can find room in the budget for that.
433
00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:11,510
[All cheering]
434
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:14,171
All right, make way, people. I've
got to get to the yearbook folks
435
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:18,042
and tell them I'm just gonna
print last year's edition again.
436
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:21,763
Sorry, ninth graders, you lose.
437
00:21:21,842 --> 00:21:24,062
[Laughing]
438
00:21:24,278 --> 00:21:26,834
Wait, I'm a ninth grader.
439
00:21:26,835 --> 00:21:28,529
That was the best
picture I've ever taken.
440
00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:31,458
Wait, please, stop, no!
441
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:32,911
Nice work.
442
00:21:32,912 --> 00:21:36,225
My porcupine quills feel a little
sharper because of you, Captain.
443
00:21:36,226 --> 00:21:38,326
[Grunts]
444
00:21:38,947 --> 00:21:42,349
We really have to thank Liv.
445
00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:46,956
I can't believe I'm saying this, but
you are the best teammate I've ever had.
446
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,626
I mean, I never could have
rallied the team without you.
447
00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:52,417
Maddie, that's so sweet.
448
00:21:52,418 --> 00:21:55,339
We both know I'm quitting though, right?
449
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:59,981
- I already cleaned out your fake locker.
- [Mouths]
450
00:21:59,982 --> 00:22:04,722
All right, Fighting
Porcupines, let's bounce.
451
00:22:13,118 --> 00:22:15,158
[Music]
452
00:22:26,761 --> 00:22:28,098
Hey, Joey.
453
00:22:28,099 --> 00:22:30,994
It was fun hanging at
your place this weekend.
454
00:22:30,995 --> 00:22:34,687
That's a cool sandwich you're eating.
455
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:38,228
I am not eating a sandwich.
456
00:22:38,807 --> 00:22:44,274
I know, but when I practiced this moment
at home, I imagined it going down at lunch.
457
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,915
Okay, uh, so...
458
00:22:47,153 --> 00:22:48,695
What...
459
00:22:48,696 --> 00:22:51,156
Is happening?
460
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,662
I heart you.
461
00:22:54,663 --> 00:22:57,063
Do you now?
462
00:22:57,554 --> 00:23:00,114
Do you heart me back?
463
00:23:00,115 --> 00:23:03,150
Not quite sure what to say.
464
00:23:03,151 --> 00:23:04,865
I didn't hear a no.
465
00:23:04,866 --> 00:23:08,374
This man is my property!
I own Joey Rooney!
466
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:12,343
And I will crush anyone
I catch looking at him!
467
00:23:12,344 --> 00:23:16,604
Does that make you feel
protected and secure?
468
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:19,965
Oddly, yes. Yes, it does.
469
00:23:20,019 --> 00:23:21,982
Good-bye, my little man.
470
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:25,854
- [Blows kiss]
- [Nervous chuckle]
471
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