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- Po, wake up.
- What?
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Morning, sleepy head.
You almost missed the meeting.
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Meeting?
[Gong crashes]
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Gentlemen, welcome to
the very first meeting
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of what I hereby christen
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the Brotherhood of malfeasance.
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Our first order of business:
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how best to obliterate
the Dragon Warrior.
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I say we burn him alive with a fire
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that burns and flames like a
thousand suns of flaming burn.
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- Alive!
- No!
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I will bash his bones into
dust with my own fists.
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That would be nifty!
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Uh, normally, Gary
and me would totally be
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into obliterating the
Dragon Warrior, but...
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[Clears throat]
that usually, like,
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- just makes him mad.
- Enough jibber-jabber.
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Let's deep six that
black-and-white buffoon already.
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[Ominous music]
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I can't believe I
thought freeing the villains
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- was a good idea!
- I don't know. They seem nice.
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[Roars]
[Screams]
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[All grunting]
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See? Totally mad now.
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- Ow!
- Agh!
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[Dramatic drum beats]
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Oof!
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Aah!
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Hi-yah!
[Grunts]
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Ow!
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Have you guys
forgotten why we're here?
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Oh, uh, you want us to help you stop
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an evil sorceress from
controlling the minds
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- of everyone in China, including ours.
- Thank you, Gah-Ri.
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Pfft. Suck-up.
[Crash]
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I know you hate me.
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But is that more important
than saving yourselves
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from having your minds zapped?
We gotta stick together,
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or Pangbing will pick us off
one by one.
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Look, when it comes to planning
and thinking, I'm a total loser.
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And when it comes to being
productive members of society,
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you're total losers too.
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Uh, is this supposed
to be a pep talk, guy?
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Yes, because I know that together,
we can be winners.
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Together we can defeat Pangbing,
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and together
we can save all of China!
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Now, who's with me?!
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[All cheering]
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Nice speech, panda.
We're in.
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Long live the
Brotherhood of malfeasance!
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[All groaning]
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- Ohh! No.
- No.
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[Engine roars]
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Taotie, this is amazing.
Where'd you get this thing?
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What self-respecting villain doesn't have
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a secretly hidden
emergency escape blimp?
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True.
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[Huffing and puffing] Guys, seriously.
It's someone else's turn.
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- So where are we going, boss?
- The capital.
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Are you mad, or are you mad?!
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Lu's got to be in the
capital when the eclipse starts.
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It's gonna fill him
with magical emperor mojo
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so he can take out Pangbing.
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I'm also hoping it gives
me super cool kung fu powers.
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Hey-cho wi-cha!
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Wa-cho!
Ya-ya-ba-ya!
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Hoy, hoy, cho!
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We cannot battle an entire city.
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We have to, Temutai.
Lu's the key.
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No matter what, we've
got to keep him safe.
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- W-W-Whoa! [Screaming]
- Lu!
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- Did you have a backup plan?
- Oh! [Grunts]
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[All screaming]
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[Dramatic music]
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Tong Fo, man the rudder.
Temutai, Hundun, spot me!
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Hi-yah!
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[Grunts]
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[Screaming]
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[Screaming]
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[Grunting]
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[Screams]
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[Grunts]
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[Triumphant music]
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- [Strains] Lu, you okay?
- No, I'm not.
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- Why?
- Because that stupid riddle
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is still driving me crazy.
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What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
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It makes no sense!
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- Bamboo!
- No, I don't think...
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Agh!
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[All groaning]
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We're alive.
I love that!
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[All cheering and laughing]
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[Crashes]
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Great teamwork, everybody.
You guys know what to do.
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You heard the panda.
We have a witch to defeat!
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They totally respect you now, Po.
Shifu would be so proud.
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- I just hope he and the Five are okay.
- I'm sure they're fine.
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[Ominous music]
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[Laughs wickedly]
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Looks like your friend is on
his way here to destroy me.
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But I'll be ready for him.
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Bring me the first victim.
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[Grunting]
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Hoo-ah!
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Take her down.
We won't get another chance.
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[All shouting battle cry]
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Po: There's the capitol.
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Looks pretty un-break-in-able.
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What do you think, Lu?
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I can see my imperial
palace from here.
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Oof! [Sighs]
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We're ready.
Where are the others?
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- Boom!
- Huh?
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[Ominous music]
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- Whoa! Lookin' good, guys.
- Good?
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My Tripods of trepidation
are works of sheer genius!
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[Roars]
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I love it!
[Laughs insanely]
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[Grunts]
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Why do we build machines for war
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when we don't even have a plan
for war?
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Who cares?
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When was the last time you
went into battle and said,
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"Man, I wish I didn't
have so many war machines"?
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[Laughs]
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True.
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Well, it just so happens
we do have a plan. Po?
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Tong Fo did some recon and found
that the north gate was lightly guarded.
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Fung and Gah-Ri will
create a diversion here...
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Ooh, we could do a scene
from the opera I'm writing.
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Darn it, Gary, keep it simple!
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Allowing the war
machines to enter here.
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Total chaos ensues,
and then Lu takes her out.
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Uh, what do you guys think?
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I'm grudgingly impressed.
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- Unfortunately, I am not.
- Shifu! You're okay!
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You're keeping very
disreputable company,
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- Dragon Warrior.
- Where are the Five?
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We broke free and attacked Pangbing,
but her magic was too great.
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I escaped, but the
others weren't so lucky.
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Then we gotta move fast.
Guys, man the war machines.
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No, she'll expect a frontal assault.
Stealth is our only hope.
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- But I think...
- Oh, oh, you think?
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You thought you could handle
being Lu's head of security.
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You thought releasing these
villains was a good idea.
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It's time to leave the thinking
to someone more qualified.
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[All gasp]
Whoa.
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Your call, panda,
but you better hurry.
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The eclipse is about to start.
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[Sighs]
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We'll go with Shifu's plan.
He knows better than I do.
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That's the first sensible
thing you've said. Follow me.
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Why must we wear
these stupid disguises?
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I figured a little extra
sneakiness wouldn't hurt.
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Let's do this!
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[Sneaky music]
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I'll handle this.
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Hello there, large man.
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[Romantic music]
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Like what you see?
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- Um, not really.
- Liar!
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[Gong crashes]
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Subtle.
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[All roaring and grunting]
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This way, quickly.
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I totally make this look work.
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[Doors creak]
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[Suspenseful music]
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Master Shifu, how'd you
know this place was here?
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No time to explain.
Get inside the circle.
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It's our only protection
against Pangbing's magic.
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But... Something's wrong here.
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Quit blathering and do as he says.
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Master Shifu?
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- All hail Pangbing!
- Huh?
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[Roars]
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Aah!
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- Oof!
- Agh!
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[Stone crumbling]
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Po!
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[Groaning softly]
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Wow, like, he just
totally saved our lives.
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I say we avenge him.
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That wouldn't be smart.
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- The Five!
- Ah, man!
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[Ominous music]
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[Grunts] Keep fighting.
Can't let her win.
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How about it, boys?
You can fight to save your friend,
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like he just did for you...
or you can go free.
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Is this a trick?
I'm just asking because
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I wish to know the answer
to my question.
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You're of no consequence to me,
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so leave now, before I change my mind.
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Too bad, panda.
You had spunk.
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- Good-bye, and farewell.
- Write me if you live.
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- Kind of need to stay alive, guy.
- Sorry, Po.
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Uh...
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- Eh.
- Hmph.
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Their minds will all
belong to me soon enough.
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- Hey!
- You still lost, Pangbing!
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I got Lu here in time, and
when the eclipse starts,
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he's gonna kick your sorcery butt!
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You idiot. You did exactly
what I needed you to do.
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You said only Lu could foil your plan.
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And he would have,
if he wasn't here for the ritual.
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- What?
- For my powers to increase,
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I need to sacrifice
one of imperial blood.
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[Gasps]
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And that's just
what you brought to me.
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I would thank you,
but it just seems too cruel.
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But... No!
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The eclipse is gonna
make Lu super strong,
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just like it did his uncle.
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I may have misremembered that story.
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[Stammers]
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Then it's over.
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I'm sorry, Lu. I failed you.
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Leave him alone,
horrible, nasty lady!
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Mind-control me instead!
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I would if I could,
but your feeble mind can't hold
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- more than one thought at a time.
- Huh?
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Po!
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Any last words before
you become my minion?
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What do you put in a barrel
to make it lighter?
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Worst last words ever.
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[All chanting] Ni-te-ga
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kur-ta ba-e-de...
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Ni-te-ga kur-ta
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ba-e-de...
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[Dramatic drum beats]
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[Crowd shouting indistinctly]
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- Are we ready to begin?
- Yes, my master.
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The people are assembled.
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The great cannons are being loaded
to celebrate your triumph.
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And the eclipse has begun.
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Excellent.
Bring forth the prisoner.
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[Crowd cheering]
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Help! Anybody?
Emperor in peril here!
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They can't hear you, fool.
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As far as they know, they're just here
for your ascension ceremony.
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- Po will find a way to stop you.
- I seriously doubt that.
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[Dramatic music]
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Hail Pangbing!
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Say it ain't so, Po!
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[Laughs]
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And now the ritual begins.
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[Music]
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What's happening?
I'm all tickly.
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And not in the way I like.
[Groans]
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[Thud]
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[Crowd screaming]
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Time to pay the pipers, witch!
254
00:14:26,861 --> 00:14:29,228
This is so cool!
We're, like, 40 feet tall!
255
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,102
It's nice to see you smile.
256
00:14:31,024 --> 00:14:32,123
Stop them!
257
00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:34,748
[Together] Hail Pangbing.
258
00:14:40,405 --> 00:14:44,007
[Grunts]
259
00:14:49,787 --> 00:14:51,586
- Hi-yah!
- Ugh!
260
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,781
- Hi-yah!
- Ow!
261
00:14:52,732 --> 00:14:55,133
Don't just stand there!
Attack!
262
00:14:55,038 --> 00:14:59,604
I hear and obey.
Wa-ha!
263
00:15:00,449 --> 00:15:03,516
Po, I thought you
were hyp-Mo-tized.
264
00:15:03,394 --> 00:15:07,430
Nope. Check it out.
265
00:15:07,268 --> 00:15:10,402
I countered her mind zap by
focusing on only one thought:
266
00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:13,279
Shifu's riddle.
[Screams]
267
00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:16,427
Po!
268
00:15:16,297 --> 00:15:19,231
Fire!
269
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:37,461
It is time.
270
00:15:40,343 --> 00:15:43,877
Ni-te-ga kur-ta
271
00:15:43,736 --> 00:15:45,903
ba-e-de...
272
00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:49,387
[Echoing] Ni-te-ga kur-ta
273
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:52,178
ba-e-de...
274
00:16:00,642 --> 00:16:02,175
[Gasps]
275
00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:04,615
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
276
00:16:04,516 --> 00:16:06,683
Don't worry, everybody. I'll...
277
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:10,567
[Eerie shimmering tones]
278
00:16:10,408 --> 00:16:13,075
Ah, man.
[All grunting and growling]
279
00:16:12,969 --> 00:16:14,435
Ow! Ooh!
280
00:16:14,378 --> 00:16:15,978
Ye-ow-ow!
281
00:16:15,915 --> 00:16:19,016
[Whimpering]
282
00:16:18,893 --> 00:16:23,879
The final victory is mine!
[Laughs wickedly]
283
00:16:23,695 --> 00:16:26,629
[All grunting]
284
00:16:29,107 --> 00:16:32,108
Gotta stop Pangbing...
Yah!
285
00:16:31,988 --> 00:16:34,989
[Dramatic music]
286
00:16:38,616 --> 00:16:40,816
[Groans]
287
00:16:44,187 --> 00:16:46,220
[Screams]
[Laughs]
288
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,908
[Screaming]
289
00:16:51,071 --> 00:16:52,470
Darn it.
290
00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:55,651
Aah... Oof!
291
00:16:55,522 --> 00:16:57,021
[Gasps, groans]
292
00:16:56,962 --> 00:17:01,498
Okay, okay.
[Groans] Yah!
293
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:07,156
[Whimpers]
294
00:17:09,481 --> 00:17:11,415
[Grunting]
295
00:17:14,188 --> 00:17:16,589
Aah!
296
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,626
[Screams]
297
00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:20,016
[Grunting]
298
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,113
[Groans]
299
00:17:33,463 --> 00:17:35,897
Is it...
300
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,901
[Groans]
301
00:17:38,778 --> 00:17:43,514
Uh, one second.
I just gotta... catch my breath.
302
00:17:43,325 --> 00:17:45,058
Wah!
303
00:17:44,989 --> 00:17:48,257
Hi-yah!
304
00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:50,327
[Grunting]
305
00:17:59,366 --> 00:18:00,465
Whoa!
306
00:18:00,422 --> 00:18:04,924
I'm coming for you, Pangbing!
Oof!
307
00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:07,512
[Screams]
[Heavy thud]
308
00:18:07,402 --> 00:18:09,702
Po!
309
00:18:09,611 --> 00:18:11,644
[Groans]
310
00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:14,399
[Grunting]
311
00:18:14,286 --> 00:18:18,321
Yours is the only mind left, panda.
Give it to me!
312
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,060
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
313
00:18:20,081 --> 00:18:22,615
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?!
314
00:18:22,611 --> 00:18:24,444
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
315
00:18:24,468 --> 00:18:25,701
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?!
316
00:18:25,749 --> 00:18:28,016
That riddle can't
protect you forever.
317
00:18:27,926 --> 00:18:30,560
What do you put in
a barrel to make it lighter?!
318
00:18:30,647 --> 00:18:33,314
Save yourself, Po! Play dead!
319
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,942
Climb a tree!
Jump in a hole!
320
00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:39,503
What do you put in a barrel...
Hole?
321
00:18:39,357 --> 00:18:43,192
[Gasps]
Hole!
322
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,972
Hoo-ah! Kitah!
323
00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:02,626
[Laughs wickedly]
324
00:19:02,537 --> 00:19:04,337
[Groans]
Ohh.
325
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:08,068
[Laughing]
326
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:11,819
Crowd: Hail Pangbing.
Hail Pangbing.
327
00:19:11,663 --> 00:19:16,499
Hail Pangbing.
328
00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:18,238
What?
329
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:25,089
No!
330
00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:36,202
No.
I waited so long.
331
00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:38,597
No!
332
00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:41,495
[Peaceful music]
333
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,890
It worked!
Whoo-hoo!
334
00:19:48,803 --> 00:19:49,835
Yes!
335
00:19:49,796 --> 00:19:51,129
What happened?
336
00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:52,677
You figured out the riddle, Lu.
337
00:19:52,614 --> 00:19:55,915
I did?
Huh. That doesn't sound like me.
338
00:19:55,783 --> 00:19:57,049
Well, you helped me figure it out.
339
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,568
To make a barrel lighter,
you put a hole in it!
340
00:20:00,426 --> 00:20:04,194
Of course!
And it's funny because it's true.
341
00:20:07,822 --> 00:20:10,489
[Gasps]
342
00:20:10,384 --> 00:20:13,385
[Triumphant music]
343
00:20:14,226 --> 00:20:17,094
Panda, you did it.
I was wrong.
344
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:19,380
You are a thinker when you want to be.
345
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,253
- I'm very proud.
- Thanks, Master Shifu,
346
00:20:22,135 --> 00:20:25,703
But I couldn't have done it without...
Whoa!
347
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,893
- Guys...
- Hey... Oof!
348
00:20:26,841 --> 00:20:30,242
After all we've been through,
you guys were gonna smash me?
349
00:20:30,107 --> 00:20:33,075
Uh, just looking for
a return to normalcy.
350
00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:34,089
- Of course.
- That's right.
351
00:20:34,045 --> 00:20:36,212
- Yes, normal normalcy.
- Yeah, nothing personal.
352
00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:38,092
Hi-yah!
353
00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:45,875
- Uh-oh.
- What?
354
00:20:45,763 --> 00:20:48,798
[Forced laughter]
Sorry we can't stay.
355
00:20:48,678 --> 00:20:52,947
We have a previous engagement...
with evil. [click]
356
00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:55,810
[Taotai laughs wickedly]
357
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:59,190
[Explosion]
358
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,417
Fung: Darn it!
359
00:21:00,363 --> 00:21:02,464
And stay out!
360
00:21:02,381 --> 00:21:04,914
Crowd: Lu Kang! Lu Kang!
Lu Kang!
361
00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:07,315
Lu Kang! Lu Kang!
362
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,516
- Guys!
- Not bad, panda.
363
00:21:09,425 --> 00:21:13,427
[Laughs] Not bad? The big
showoff just saved all of China!
364
00:21:13,267 --> 00:21:16,869
The main thing is, is that
we're all together again.
365
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:19,659
Unfortunately, our time
together will be brief.
366
00:21:19,543 --> 00:21:21,843
Po is still Lu Kang's head of security.
367
00:21:21,752 --> 00:21:23,586
He'll be staying here in the capital.
368
00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:24,979
[Sighs]
369
00:21:24,922 --> 00:21:31,226
Sorry, guys.
The Emperor needs me.
370
00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:36,009
Master Po, as your Emperor,
I have this to say to you:
371
00:21:35,808 --> 00:21:38,042
- you're fired!
- What?
372
00:21:37,953 --> 00:21:41,317
I do need you, Po,
but China needs you more
373
00:21:41,182 --> 00:21:42,787
at the Jade Palace.
374
00:21:42,724 --> 00:21:46,626
So get out of here, you knucklehead.
375
00:21:46,758 --> 00:21:48,724
- Woo-hoo!
- Yeah!
376
00:21:48,647 --> 00:21:50,848
- All right!
- There he is!
377
00:21:59,373 --> 00:22:02,441
Hey, everybody,
let's hear it for the Dragon Warrior!
378
00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:03,652
Huzzah!
379
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,967
Crowd: Huzzah! Huzzah!
380
00:22:58,364 --> 00:23:02,166
Huzzah! Huzzah!
Huzzah! Huzzah!
381
00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,967
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