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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,738 --> 00:00:10,930 3x02 - War of the Noodles 2 00:00:11,961 --> 00:00:15,128 Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! 3 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:18,332 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! 4 00:00:18,334 --> 00:00:20,234 Raised in a noodle shop 5 00:00:20,236 --> 00:00:21,969 never seeking glory or fame 6 00:00:21,971 --> 00:00:23,270 he climbed the mountain top 7 00:00:23,272 --> 00:00:25,439 and earned the Dragon Warrior name. 8 00:00:25,441 --> 00:00:26,807 Hu! Ah! Ya! 9 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:28,575 Kung Fu Panda! 10 00:00:28,577 --> 00:00:31,178 Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! 11 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:34,681 Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom 12 00:00:34,683 --> 00:00:38,218 and master the skills of bodacious and awesome 13 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:40,087 Kung Fu Panda. 14 00:00:40,089 --> 00:00:42,990 Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! 15 00:00:42,992 --> 00:00:44,057 He lives, he trains 16 00:00:44,059 --> 00:00:46,760 and he fights with the Furious Five 17 00:00:46,762 --> 00:00:48,462 protect the Valley somethin' somethin' 18 00:00:48,464 --> 00:00:49,763 somethin' somethin' alive 19 00:00:49,765 --> 00:00:51,064 Oh! Ah! Uh! 20 00:00:51,066 --> 00:00:54,099 Kung Fu Panda 21 00:00:54,370 --> 00:00:56,169 Legends of awesomeness. 22 00:00:56,332 --> 00:00:57,432 Sweet! 23 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:02,084 [traditional Chinese music] 24 00:01:02,912 --> 00:01:06,097 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 25 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,622 It's too many, Po. It can't be done. 26 00:01:13,624 --> 00:01:16,425 Trust me, Dad. I'm all pro. 27 00:01:16,427 --> 00:01:17,559 Order up! 28 00:01:17,561 --> 00:01:19,628 [scattered mumbling] 29 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:27,002 [grunts] 30 00:01:32,142 --> 00:01:34,043 Ha! 31 00:01:34,045 --> 00:01:35,611 What did I tell you? 32 00:01:35,613 --> 00:01:38,647 Mr. Fessional. Comma pro. 33 00:01:38,649 --> 00:01:40,382 [chuckles] 34 00:01:40,384 --> 00:01:44,286 Did anybody get the wrong food? 35 00:01:44,288 --> 00:01:45,988 Huh. 36 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,756 [explosion] 37 00:01:48,058 --> 00:01:51,827 Uh, you can sort it out. Right-okay-thanks-bye! 38 00:01:51,829 --> 00:01:53,632 [scoffs] 39 00:01:56,634 --> 00:02:00,002 - Hundun! - Dragon Warrior? 40 00:02:00,004 --> 00:02:03,472 - No, wait, this isn't... - Hyah! 41 00:02:03,474 --> 00:02:08,677 I can explain with words from my mouth. 42 00:02:08,679 --> 00:02:10,145 Oh, I suppose you're putting on 43 00:02:10,147 --> 00:02:13,782 a fireworks show for some kids? 44 00:02:13,784 --> 00:02:19,288 [screams] No! 45 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:22,825 [all cheering] 46 00:02:22,827 --> 00:02:26,095 It is a fireworks show. 47 00:02:26,097 --> 00:02:30,265 For some kids who are children, because they are young. 48 00:02:30,267 --> 00:02:32,034 Wait, how does this fit in 49 00:02:32,036 --> 00:02:34,036 with your whole getting revenge on me thingie? 50 00:02:34,038 --> 00:02:37,673 My revenge is miniscule like a grain of sand on a beach full of sand. 51 00:02:37,675 --> 00:02:39,441 This is to promote my new business. 52 00:02:39,443 --> 00:02:45,347 I'm opening a noodle shop... of noodles. 53 00:02:45,349 --> 00:02:47,116 [bowl shatters] 54 00:02:47,118 --> 00:02:49,785 Something terrible has happened. 55 00:02:49,787 --> 00:02:53,288 And thanks to you, I have you to thank for it. 56 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:55,290 - Me? - Yes. 57 00:02:55,292 --> 00:02:57,159 Remember when you came to Chor Ghom prison 58 00:02:57,161 --> 00:03:01,130 - and taught us all your recipes? - Well, yeah, but... 59 00:03:01,132 --> 00:03:06,002 You taught all our recipes to a bunch of thieves? 60 00:03:06,404 --> 00:03:09,471 [chuckling] No. Of course not. 61 00:03:09,473 --> 00:03:11,573 Some of them were kidnappers. 62 00:03:11,575 --> 00:03:15,744 - Oh, how could you do that? - What? I was trying to, you know, 63 00:03:15,746 --> 00:03:17,713 rehabilitate them and junk. 64 00:03:17,715 --> 00:03:21,050 And it worked. My life was a churning stew of rage 65 00:03:21,052 --> 00:03:24,586 that raged and churned like a stew-filled rage churn. 66 00:03:24,588 --> 00:03:26,855 But you and your recipes changed everything. 67 00:03:26,857 --> 00:03:29,258 I can never thank you enough. 68 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:33,228 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 69 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:38,100 - That may be enough. - Uh, you're welcome... buddy. 70 00:03:38,102 --> 00:03:43,338 What were you thinking Po? He's gonna steal all of my business. 71 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:47,209 No, he won't Dad. Your customers will stick with you. 72 00:03:47,211 --> 00:03:49,078 Nah, those beet heads. 73 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:54,950 Give 'em some fireworks and they'll do whatever you want. 74 00:03:54,952 --> 00:03:56,952 There's fireworks? 75 00:03:56,954 --> 00:04:03,025 [excited chatter] [dishes break] 76 00:04:03,027 --> 00:04:04,426 Come on, Dad. 77 00:04:04,428 --> 00:04:07,629 Hundun is finally on the path of non-criminalness. 78 00:04:07,631 --> 00:04:11,900 Listen to me, son. People don't change. 79 00:04:11,902 --> 00:04:15,270 He says he wants to go straight and I have to support him. 80 00:04:15,272 --> 00:04:18,107 He called me his friend. 81 00:04:18,109 --> 00:04:21,243 Now come on. Hundun invited us to check out his shop. 82 00:04:21,245 --> 00:04:24,780 We are going to go and we're going to be civilized. 83 00:04:24,782 --> 00:04:28,917 Whoa, whoa, whoa. The cleaver is not civilized. 84 00:04:28,919 --> 00:04:31,120 [defeated] Okay, let's go. 85 00:04:36,593 --> 00:04:39,928 - Hello? - Hmm. 86 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:43,899 If this isn't an evil headquarters I don't know what is. 87 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:47,236 Po. Mr. Ping. Po. 88 00:04:47,238 --> 00:04:50,506 Your presence fills my bursting heart like a field 89 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:53,775 of flowers growing on a sunlit field of daisies. 90 00:04:53,777 --> 00:04:55,010 Well, thank... 91 00:04:55,012 --> 00:04:57,012 I know you're up to something, Hundun. 92 00:04:57,014 --> 00:04:58,847 [chuckles] 93 00:04:58,849 --> 00:05:02,251 Yes, I am. 94 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:14,029 I'm up to... flavor! 95 00:05:14,031 --> 00:05:18,200 - Oh. Waiters? - Yeah, waiters. 96 00:05:18,202 --> 00:05:20,602 Matching outfits? Very classy. 97 00:05:20,604 --> 00:05:24,106 Please, try my dishes on your taste buds. 98 00:05:24,108 --> 00:05:26,341 What are you playing at here, Hundun? 99 00:05:26,343 --> 00:05:30,445 We'd never stoop to tasting some evil rhino swill. 100 00:05:30,447 --> 00:05:32,781 - Right, Po? - Mmm. 101 00:05:32,783 --> 00:05:34,816 That's... oh, that's just... oh, I love that. 102 00:05:34,818 --> 00:05:37,452 Mmm mmm mmm. So good. Mmm. 103 00:05:37,454 --> 00:05:41,523 Come on, what's your fiendish secret? 104 00:05:41,525 --> 00:05:43,458 Where are those hidden weapons? 105 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:45,670 There must be... they must be right... 106 00:05:45,705 --> 00:05:47,629 [stammering] 107 00:05:47,631 --> 00:05:49,131 Ha! 108 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:50,332 No. 109 00:05:50,334 --> 00:05:52,502 I bet... 110 00:05:53,504 --> 00:05:57,739 [knocks] 111 00:05:57,741 --> 00:05:58,907 Ha! 112 00:05:58,909 --> 00:06:02,578 Yes... darn. 113 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:07,249 You have an evil plan, Hundun. And I'm gonna prove it. 114 00:06:07,251 --> 00:06:13,055 - Come on, Po. - Now? But it's so good. 115 00:06:13,057 --> 00:06:15,224 Po! Come on. 116 00:06:15,226 --> 00:06:18,026 [groans] 117 00:06:18,028 --> 00:06:22,342 Come again when you return again. 118 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,166 Mmm. Mmm. 119 00:06:24,168 --> 00:06:26,735 Mmm, I really think Hundun has gone straight. 120 00:06:26,737 --> 00:06:28,270 You know that hug he gave me? 121 00:06:28,272 --> 00:06:31,673 That was totally an "I've gone straight" hug. 122 00:06:31,675 --> 00:06:33,542 Well, you could tell 'cause what... you know... 123 00:06:33,544 --> 00:06:36,345 and he was like... and then the angle of his arms was more, 124 00:06:36,347 --> 00:06:39,248 kind of, like, up and... it was, you know. 125 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,782 It was kind of... yeah. 126 00:06:40,784 --> 00:06:42,951 Well, fine. If you're not gonna help me, 127 00:06:42,953 --> 00:06:47,189 I'll uncover this nefarious scheme all by myself. 128 00:06:47,191 --> 00:06:52,160 - Where are you going? - To bust this case wide open. 129 00:07:06,143 --> 00:07:08,550 [music] 130 00:07:18,154 --> 00:07:22,858 Huh, there's no kung fu in noodles. They're up to something. 131 00:07:28,831 --> 00:07:32,100 Huh. Nobody likes a show with dinner. 132 00:07:32,102 --> 00:07:34,269 I love a show with dinner. 133 00:07:34,271 --> 00:07:35,971 [angry grunts] 134 00:07:35,973 --> 00:07:38,073 [explosion] [children cheer] 135 00:07:38,075 --> 00:07:42,177 Remember, tell your parents to try Hundun's noodle shop of noodles. 136 00:07:42,179 --> 00:07:47,316 And remember, fireworks every day at noon. Around 12:00. 137 00:07:51,521 --> 00:07:53,190 Ah-ha. 138 00:07:59,028 --> 00:08:05,100 Yes, a hidden secret. Bean buns recipe... 139 00:08:05,102 --> 00:08:10,739 Rice vinegar and honey. Genius. 140 00:08:19,782 --> 00:08:21,283 [chews loudly] 141 00:08:21,285 --> 00:08:24,686 Mmm, wow. These bean buns are awesome. 142 00:08:24,688 --> 00:08:27,489 - Did you change the recipe? - Nothing. 143 00:08:27,491 --> 00:08:29,869 - What? - There's no honey... 144 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,494 I mean, I didn't put vin... [stammering] 145 00:08:32,496 --> 00:08:36,865 - What are you accusing me of? - What? 146 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:39,735 Oh, that Hundun has to be planning something. 147 00:08:39,737 --> 00:08:43,171 - He has to be. - Maybe he's just running a restaurant. 148 00:08:43,173 --> 00:08:45,874 I mean, he certainly picked a good location. 149 00:08:45,876 --> 00:08:48,744 I know, I almost bought the place years ago. 150 00:08:48,746 --> 00:08:53,915 But it has a weak floor because of... [gasps] the tunnel! 151 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:58,086 - The tunnel? - Oh, I remember it now, Po. 152 00:08:58,088 --> 00:09:00,255 It's built on top of an old service tunnel 153 00:09:00,257 --> 00:09:01,890 that leads to the Jade Palace. 154 00:09:01,892 --> 00:09:06,027 - That does seem suspicious. - Suspiciously evil. 155 00:09:06,029 --> 00:09:08,764 That rhino is gonna attack the Jade Palace. 156 00:09:08,766 --> 00:09:12,234 That's...Not a legitimate business model! 157 00:09:12,236 --> 00:09:14,503 I'm gonna check it out, Dad. Where's this tunnel? 158 00:09:14,505 --> 00:09:16,271 Under the kitchen. 159 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,973 [music] 160 00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:31,153 [glass shatters] [grunts] 161 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:47,135 Agh! 162 00:09:47,137 --> 00:09:49,171 [all grunting] 163 00:09:53,476 --> 00:09:55,310 [all grunting] 164 00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:57,679 [all groan] 165 00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:11,927 Yah... oof! 166 00:10:11,929 --> 00:10:15,263 Ooh! 167 00:10:15,265 --> 00:10:18,033 Whoa! 168 00:10:25,006 --> 00:10:26,875 - Hyah! - Ooh! 169 00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:31,947 [yelps] 170 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:37,619 Po? Why are you burgling me? Why? 171 00:10:37,621 --> 00:10:40,702 Don't play dumb with me, Hundun. 172 00:10:40,703 --> 00:10:44,928 - I know about the tunnel. - The what? 173 00:10:46,930 --> 00:10:50,999 The tunnel to the Jade Palace. And I thought you'd gone straight. 174 00:10:51,001 --> 00:10:53,869 [grunts] 175 00:10:53,871 --> 00:10:56,638 Hyah! 176 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,940 [groaning shakily] 177 00:10:58,942 --> 00:11:03,512 You hugged me with your lying, lying hug! "Friend" you said. 178 00:11:03,514 --> 00:11:04,946 Some kind of friend you are. 179 00:11:04,948 --> 00:11:08,683 Po, I-I don't know what you're talking about. 180 00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:11,853 Your hurtful words sting like a thousand nettles 181 00:11:11,855 --> 00:11:16,124 - wrapped in a beehive of hurtful... - Save it, Hundun! 182 00:11:16,126 --> 00:11:19,261 So I guess you don't know about this tunnel? 183 00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:27,969 Oh, this is so very not a tunnel. 184 00:11:27,971 --> 00:11:32,541 That? The previous owners filled it in years ago last month. 185 00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:36,411 Oh, and they did a nice job. Very... solid. 186 00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:40,215 Heh. Sorry I beat up your waiters. 187 00:11:40,217 --> 00:11:42,851 Won't do that again. Hyah! Ha! 188 00:11:42,853 --> 00:11:45,754 - Whoa! Po! Po! - Oh, sorry, sorry. 189 00:11:45,756 --> 00:11:47,255 Sorry. Re... reflex. 190 00:11:47,257 --> 00:11:51,092 Heh. You're okay, right? 191 00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:53,562 I thought you trusted me. 192 00:11:53,564 --> 00:11:58,099 [voice breaking] I thought we were... friends. 193 00:12:03,506 --> 00:12:07,275 Uh, we are. I... I just thought... 194 00:12:07,277 --> 00:12:10,745 Look, look, I'll make this up to you somehow. 195 00:12:10,747 --> 00:12:14,015 Just go. Leave my restaurant. 196 00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:17,085 Go, and stay not here. Go elsewhere. 197 00:12:17,087 --> 00:12:19,187 [sobbing] 198 00:12:19,189 --> 00:12:22,591 Go! [crying] 199 00:12:22,593 --> 00:12:28,096 - So... I'm gonna go... - Go! [sobbing] 200 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,603 So did you bust Hundun? 201 00:12:34,605 --> 00:12:36,771 - Nope. - Why not? 202 00:12:36,773 --> 00:12:39,240 Because he's innocent! There's no tunnel. 203 00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:40,875 I broke into his place in the middle of the night 204 00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:42,811 and beat up his waiters for no good reason. 205 00:12:42,813 --> 00:12:45,180 All because of your paranoia, Dad. 206 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:51,219 - Innocent? - Yeah. And I really hurt his feelings. 207 00:12:51,221 --> 00:12:52,887 So I'm gonna bring him this fruit basket. 208 00:12:52,889 --> 00:12:54,756 What do you think? Too many pears? 209 00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,958 You can never have too many pears. 210 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,928 Wait, you're taking a fruit basket to the guy 211 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:01,997 who's trying to kill your father's business? 212 00:13:01,999 --> 00:13:04,165 - He's not trying to... - Grow up, Po! 213 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,635 This town isn't big enough for two noodle shops. 214 00:13:06,637 --> 00:13:10,605 Just look at the breakfast crowd out there. 215 00:13:10,607 --> 00:13:14,860 - Whoa. Sparse. - Hundun and I are locked 216 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,979 in a life or death struggle for customers, and I need your help. 217 00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:20,799 - Me? - Yes. I need you to 218 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:25,755 help promote my shop. Nice likeness, huh? 219 00:13:26,757 --> 00:13:29,624 Great. But uh... first, I need to go do... 220 00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:33,161 Son, you've got to choose... Hundun or me! 221 00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:36,798 Well, I choose you, of course. 222 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,167 Right after I give Hundun this fruit basket. 223 00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:41,269 Po! 224 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,142 Hey, there. Hundun? 225 00:13:47,144 --> 00:13:52,313 - Buddy. Buddy? - Bah! 226 00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:55,350 Hmph! 227 00:13:55,352 --> 00:13:58,720 You are not welcome in my establishment, sir. 228 00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:00,989 Aw, come on. As soon as I found out I was wrong, 229 00:14:00,991 --> 00:14:02,857 I stopped hitting your waiters. 230 00:14:02,859 --> 00:14:07,295 Yes, and it hurt them. A lot. It was hurtful. 231 00:14:07,297 --> 00:14:10,298 I know, I know. That's why I brought you this fruit basket. 232 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,301 - With pears? - Maybe too many pears. 233 00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:15,203 You can never have too many pears. 234 00:14:15,205 --> 00:14:18,306 I know I let you down, but I really want you to succeed here. 235 00:14:18,308 --> 00:14:20,542 Forgive me? 236 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:31,486 Only if you help me get my restaurant off the ground. 237 00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:34,656 Uh, help you... yeah. 238 00:14:34,658 --> 00:14:36,825 With the... huh... 239 00:14:39,394 --> 00:14:43,732 [sighs] Whatever I can do to help. 240 00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:49,204 - Then I forgive you... friend. - Awesome! [squish] 241 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:53,108 Oh... I'll get you some more pears. 242 00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:57,245 Hundun's noodle shop. Half off all soups! 243 00:14:57,247 --> 00:14:58,880 [whispering] Please don't tell my Dad. 244 00:14:58,882 --> 00:15:02,417 - Po? Po. - Unh! 245 00:15:02,419 --> 00:15:05,254 Eat at Ping's. It's Ping-tastic! 246 00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:08,089 Nice work, son. Keep it up. 247 00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:13,428 Eat at Hundun's. You can taste the rhino in every bowl. 248 00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:17,899 - Po, one more thing. - Aaa! 249 00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:20,135 Huh! 250 00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:33,248 Oh, I forgot. Never mind. 251 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,817 Oh, wait, I remember. 252 00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:39,921 Why did you put... [blurting gibberish] 253 00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:42,557 [gasps] Apple cart duck... 254 00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:44,659 - Wait, I'm not... - You're dead to me. 255 00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:48,963 Except at lunchtime. Here's a coupon. 256 00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:52,433 Walk with me, son. Sandwich boards are old news. 257 00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:56,504 I have even a better advertising idea. 258 00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:59,407 I dress Viper as a giant noodle! 259 00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:02,310 Brilliant, eh, what? Oh, boy, oh, boy. 260 00:16:02,312 --> 00:16:05,446 Now, I need you to put on a giant hand costume 261 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:07,448 and hold Viper up with giant chopsticks 262 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,785 while singing Mr. Ping's noodle theme song. 263 00:16:10,787 --> 00:16:14,122 - You have a... - Also, I need you to write a theme song. 264 00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:17,325 Uh, sure, Dad. Heh. You're my number one... 265 00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:21,162 Here's your stupid sign, Po. It gave me a splinter. 266 00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:26,167 - Aah! Your sign? - I... 267 00:16:26,169 --> 00:16:30,271 Obviously, this just means that my only son has abandoned me, 268 00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:34,943 [voice breaking] and I should give up everything I ever cared for. 269 00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:39,981 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to beg Hundun for a job 270 00:16:39,983 --> 00:16:45,220 - so I won't die penniless. - Dad, no. Wait! 271 00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:50,291 They won't have Mr. Ping to kick around anymore. 272 00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:54,696 [wheels squeaking] 273 00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:58,778 [music] 274 00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:09,244 That's the last of it. 275 00:17:09,246 --> 00:17:11,713 Ugh, thought we'd never get that tunnel cleared. 276 00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:14,749 [gasps] I knew it. 277 00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:19,821 Congratulations on your discovery, 278 00:17:19,823 --> 00:17:23,057 which shall be your last... discovery. 279 00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,401 I tricked him with lies. 280 00:17:33,403 --> 00:17:36,037 It's all nice and tunnelly now. See for yourself. 281 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:39,607 Oh! Ow! 282 00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:43,945 Oh, my. That's a lot of boom-boom. 283 00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:47,248 Yes, those fireworks shows were the perfect cover 284 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,785 to bring all this in. I will destroy the Jade Palace 285 00:17:50,787 --> 00:17:55,523 in a furious, blazing maelstrom of destructive fury and blaze. 286 00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:58,259 So you're not gonna put me out of business? 287 00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:00,595 Only the business of breathing. 288 00:18:00,597 --> 00:18:03,531 [gulps] Let's go. 289 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:07,101 [snoring] 290 00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:13,608 Dad, I have that noodle shop theme song you asked for. 291 00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:16,577 Hear the legends of Mr. Ping's noodle shop 292 00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:18,613 [scatting] 293 00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:21,115 It's too late, Po. Because of you, 294 00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:26,029 - this is Hundun's noodle shop now. - Dad! 295 00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:29,924 [sinister laugh] 296 00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:31,893 And you know what that means. [thunder] 297 00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:38,433 Po, I am your father. 298 00:18:38,435 --> 00:18:42,136 [ground rumbling] 299 00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:47,508 - Search your heart. Know it's true. - Noooo... 300 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,477 [roars] 301 00:18:49,479 --> 00:18:53,548 Aah! Oh... oh, man! I gotta go apologize to Dad. 302 00:19:01,162 --> 00:19:03,858 [wheels squeaking] 303 00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:06,294 So you use white and black pepper 304 00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:10,131 - in your hot and sour soup? - And a hinty-hint of fennel. 305 00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:14,035 Fennel. Oh, yes. You're a genius. 306 00:19:14,037 --> 00:19:17,305 Uh, I mean, you'll never get away with this. 307 00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:20,108 Ugh. Why does someone always have to say that? 308 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,943 Because you never get away with it. 309 00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:23,678 But this time, my plan is foolproof. 310 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,879 [door booms open] 311 00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:28,983 It's not proof against this fool! 312 00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:33,521 - Uh, wait, does that... - I told you he was still evil. 313 00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:36,391 I can't believe it. I trusted you, Hundun! 314 00:19:36,393 --> 00:19:41,829 - I thought we were cool. - Cool? After what you did to me? 315 00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:46,367 How could I be friends with the one who did this? 316 00:19:46,369 --> 00:19:51,539 - Aw, come on, the horn thing again? - Enough! Destroy him! 317 00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:59,714 [grunts, groans] [music] 318 00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,218 [fuse sizzles] 319 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,887 No! 320 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:15,331 Aah! 321 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:21,002 [kung fu shouts, grunts] 322 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,941 Ah. 323 00:20:26,943 --> 00:20:28,976 Unh! 324 00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:44,992 Hyah! 325 00:20:46,261 --> 00:20:49,263 Unh! 326 00:20:49,265 --> 00:20:50,698 [straining] 327 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,567 [chuckles] 328 00:20:52,569 --> 00:20:55,003 Now, you just have a nice rest, Po, 329 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,438 while your Jade Palace burns up 330 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,702 in a flaming fireball of burning flame 331 00:21:00,703 --> 00:21:02,877 that's flaming and firebally. 332 00:21:04,113 --> 00:21:07,115 Wait, rice noodles... thick or thin? 333 00:21:07,117 --> 00:21:09,617 Thin in soups, thick in sauces. 334 00:21:09,619 --> 00:21:13,788 Panda, it's time to pan-die. 335 00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:19,794 Po, I can't die now. I have to revise my menu. 336 00:21:19,796 --> 00:21:24,132 I may not have been a great son lately, Dad... 337 00:21:24,134 --> 00:21:28,603 but I won't let you die. I won't! 338 00:21:28,605 --> 00:21:30,638 [ground rumbling] 339 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,373 [growls] 340 00:21:33,575 --> 00:21:37,678 Wa-dah! Dah... 341 00:21:39,815 --> 00:21:43,117 Aa... aah, oh, ooooh! 342 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,919 Thank you, Po. 343 00:21:44,921 --> 00:21:48,122 It's just too bad that no-horned stink weasel got away. 344 00:21:48,124 --> 00:21:50,358 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 345 00:21:53,962 --> 00:21:57,865 [chuckles] And then I said, "it's time to pan-die." 346 00:21:57,867 --> 00:22:00,895 Pretty funny, right? No? 347 00:22:01,371 --> 00:22:03,504 You don't... I thought it was kind of clever. 348 00:22:03,506 --> 00:22:04,839 [whooshing] Huh? 349 00:22:04,841 --> 00:22:06,874 [gasps] Huh? 350 00:22:06,876 --> 00:22:09,510 Aah... 351 00:22:13,115 --> 00:22:16,817 [grunting] 352 00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:19,487 I hate you. 353 00:22:19,489 --> 00:22:22,223 [explosion] 354 00:22:22,225 --> 00:22:24,325 [fireworks popping, whistling] 355 00:22:24,327 --> 00:22:26,994 - Unh! - Oh... 356 00:22:26,996 --> 00:22:29,063 Aah, unh! 357 00:22:29,065 --> 00:22:32,867 I'll get you someday, Po! I'll get you! 358 00:22:32,869 --> 00:22:35,469 [explosion] 359 00:22:35,471 --> 00:22:37,405 Yeah, good luck with that. 360 00:22:37,407 --> 00:22:39,607 [explosions, whistles] 361 00:22:43,812 --> 00:22:46,914 [groans] 362 00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:50,151 This hot and sour soup is better than ever, Mr. Ping. 363 00:22:50,153 --> 00:22:51,352 How do you do it? 364 00:22:51,354 --> 00:22:54,589 Genius, my friend. Sheer genius. 365 00:22:54,591 --> 00:22:56,424 - Hmm? - What? Heh. 366 00:22:56,426 --> 00:23:00,430 I didn't say it was my genius. 367 00:23:02,806 --> 00:23:06,356 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 368 00:23:06,406 --> 00:23:10,956 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27083

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