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2x14 - Invitation Only
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Hear the legends of
the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[traditional chinese music]
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[Kung Fu fighting sounds]
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Both: [grunting]
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Unh!
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[angry gibberish]
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[gasps]
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- Hiya!
- Yaah!
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Your crime-doing days
are over, Temutai!
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Time to pay the panda!
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[gong sounds]
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[gasps] The gong!
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Lunch!
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Looks like you were
wrong, Dragon Warrior!
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I laugh at you and I run away!
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[mocking laughter]
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[mocking laughter]
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Oops.
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You let Temutai get away?!
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[muffled with food]
Of course I didn't.
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Well, maybe.
Sorta. A little bit.
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But it's not gonna happen next time.
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Next time I see Temutai,
he's mine!
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And so is that mooncake!
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- Hunh!
- Hey!
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Oh, mm. Blagh!
I'm sorry. Did you want that?
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Forget it.
[chewing, gulping]
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Ah, here you all are!
I've been looking all over.
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And you found us
where we live. Imagine.
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You all know Mrs. Yoon,
my new secretary.
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I know.
I can't believe it either.
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[chuckles]
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I have exciting news!
Are you all sitting down?
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Ah, so you are.
Now then...
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Upper head district chief
superior Superintendent
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Chang is going to be
passing through the village,
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so I'm going to throw him a banquet!
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[loud chewing]
[spits]
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Awesome! A banquet! I've
always wanted to go to one!
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[loud chewing]
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Invitations will be
all sent out shortly,
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but I want to make certain
you'll be in attendance!
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- It's going to be a grand affair!
- Ooh-ooh! A grand affair!
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Did you hear that?
This is gonna be great!
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I'm sorry, Constable Hu.
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But we don't normally attend
banquets... for bureaucrats.
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Oh, Chang's not just any bureaucrat!
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He's the bureaucrat!
An absolute legend!
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He began as the
assistant to the assistant
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of the assistant to the
assistant's assistant
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of bureaucratic affairs.
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It was there that he
made an amazing discovery.
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you can't be blamed
when things go wrong,
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if you never actually do anything.
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He was quickly promoted to a new
position where he did nothing.
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Then was promoted again
where he did nothing.
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And again.
And again. And again.
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Until he had done so much nothing
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that he rose to the very top
where he remains to this very day.
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Oh!
It's even better the second time!
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I'm sorry, Constable Hu.
But the answer is still "no".
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Awwwww...
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Oh! But please!
You have to! I need you!
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If you don't come he might
not approve my transfer!
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Transfer? Transfer?
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Who said we're not coming?
Of course we're coming!
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All: Right!
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Wooooooo! Yeah!
Par-tay! Woo-hoo-hoo!
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[loud chewing]
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We could even do a performance
at the banquet if you like!
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A perfor...
oh, you'd do that for me?
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We'll do whatever it takes.
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I can't tell you how
much this means to me!
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What chums you are!
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This banquet shall be the
most sophisticated, elegant...
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[slurping]
[gurgling]
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Mm.
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Mm-hm.
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Mm.
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[slurping]
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Um... dignified soiree
the valley has ever seen.
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Hey, if you want...
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I can sit next to this
Chang guy during dinner.
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- Y-y-y-y-you?
- [chuckles] Sure.
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[loud chewing]
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I won't leave his side
the whole night.
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[loud belch]
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So, uh, when are we gonna
get those invitations again?
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If this banquet goes well,
Constable Hu will be leaving us.
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No more of his permits,
his endless forms,
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his constant meddling.
We'll be free.
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[clears throat] Therefore,
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the performance we do must
be absolutely spectacular!
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- How about the blazing wall of fury?
- Too boring.
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- Pinnacle of perfection?
- Oh, everybody does that one.
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We need something totally new.
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Something with zip! Zing! Pizzazz!
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- Did he just say pizzazz?
- And zip... and zing.
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Hey! I got it!
I saw this group in the village
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do this thing once,
and it was awesome!
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- What?
- Okay.
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So this is called...
improv.
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You guys are gonna love
this. It's hysterical!
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It's so funny.
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Okay... like, okay.
So it's... okay.
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You guys are gonna be the audience
and give Shifu and I the suggestions.
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- Suggestions for what?
- For the little skit we're gonna do.
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- I don't want to do a little skit.
- Are you kidding?
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They're gonna howl.
Trust me. Howl.
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Here we go.
[clears throat]
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Hey, everybody!
How you all doing?
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Great! We're going to
do a skit based on...
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- I don't want to do a skit.
- You're gonna be great.
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To start the hilarity, the first
suggestion we need is a location.
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- A location for what?
- For the skit we're gonna do.
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I don't want to do a skit.
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I thought this was
supposed to be funny.
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We haven't done it yet.
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- Done what?
- The skit!
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I don't want to do a skit.
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- Would you just...?
- Rock quarry!
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- What?
- That's my suggestion.
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- For the location.
- A rock quarry? Seriously?
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Blech!
How about a doctor's office?
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All: Rock quarry!
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Fine, a rock quarry.
Blech.
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[breathing loudly]
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When is this gonna be funny?
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I just started!
Give it a second, all right?
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You're the ones who said rock quarry.
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Hello, co-worker.
Here's that rock you wanted.
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Let's do the pinnacle of perfection.
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- Yeah, good idea.
- Pinnacle of perfection.
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- That's what we'll do.
- Yeah!
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Invitation, invitation to the party.
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Ooh! A party!
A party! Ha!
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No one throws a party
without inviting Temutai,
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Warrior King of the Qidan!
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All: [fighting sounds]
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Excellent.
Upper head district chief
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superior Superintendent Chang
will be most impressed.
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What time should we start
heading down to the banquet?
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I believe the invitation
said it started at 6:00 so...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Constable Hu sent your invitation?
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- You got it?
- Of course he did. We all got them.
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- Me too.
- So did I.
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- Yeah.
- I got it.
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- Didn't you get yours?
- Huh.
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And make sure Mr. Ping serves
the dim sum first and then the...
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[gulps]
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[whispering indistinctly]
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- I'd like to talk to Constable Hu.
- I'll see if he's available.
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[low voice]
I told you to get rid of him.
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[continues, indistinct]
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He's at the dentist.
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Uh, he's right over there.
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Uh, hey, um...
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Unh!
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- Constable Hu, I... uh...
- Oh, uh, Po! Ha ha!
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When did you get here?
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Constable Hu, there seems to be
a little problem with my invitation.
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I didn't actually... get it.
Yet.
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Didn't... get it? Really?
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Well, that's odd.
Oh! I remember now.
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- Uh, you're not invited.
- What?
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[cries]
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Oh, Po, I feel terrible about this.
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But your manners!
They're atrocious!
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I can't expose Chang to that!
How would that make me look?
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You know how important
this night is to me!
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But you gotta let me come!
Everybody in the whole village is going!
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Bwaaa, see ya tonight, Po.
Bwaa, you bet bwaaa.
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You even invited the
guy that goes "bwaaaa."
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He may go "bwaaa," but
his manners? Impeccable.
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There's nothing I can do.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
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- Constable Hu. Please.
- Po! Two words...
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No!
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Um, that was one... word.
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Unh!
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I'm sorry about the banquet, Po.
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Aah!
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Do you guys think the
way I eat is disgusting?
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- We try... not to watch.
- But only because it's too disgusting.
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Unh! Whoa!
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Ugh!
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Maybe you could talk to Constable Hu.
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You know, tell him it's
okay to let me come.
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Po, I...
perhaps it's best this way.
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This banquet is
extremely important and...
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[gasps] You don't
want me to go either.
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- Po, you have to understand...
- No, no, no! Oh, I understand.
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I understand, all right.
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I'm gross and disgusting and
nobody wants to be around me.
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So if you'll excuse me, I'll be
in my room hiding my hideousness.
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Po!
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[sighs]
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Well?
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I'm sorry, Temutai, but...
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[gulps]
You're not invited.
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Are you sure? Because it could
be a mistake or something.
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You know how we sometimes
get that other guy's mail.
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Maybe what happened was they
sent my invitation to him and...
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It's no mistake, Temutai.
You're not invited to the banquet.
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No one disrespects the warrior
King of the Qidan in this manner!
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- Rrah!
- Unh!
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Do you know how that makes me feel!
To be the only one who isn't going?
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But you're not! The Dragon
Warrior hasn't been invited either!
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What? Oh, of course.
That makes sense.
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I've seen the way he eats.
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And if the Dragon Warrior's not there,
our mission will be that much easier!
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Our mission?
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Prepare the troops!
Get there all the weapons!
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If I can't enjoy that
banquet, no one will!
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[fanatical laughter]
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[light knock]
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Go away.
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Po? May I come in please?
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I wouldn't want to disgust you.
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Po. Open the door.
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Here's a blindfold so you don't
have to gaze upon my grotesquity.
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[sighs] When I was a kid, I
didn't get invited to banquets
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for the same darn reason as now.
245
00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:26,967
[stomach grumbling]
246
00:12:26,969 --> 00:12:28,335
Apparently, you throw up one bowl
247
00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:30,738
of sweet and sour chowder,
you get pegged for life.
248
00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,172
[gagging]
249
00:12:32,174 --> 00:12:33,173
[vomiting sounds]
250
00:12:33,175 --> 00:12:36,243
All: [gasping]
251
00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:39,413
So I'd hide in a pot and watch.
252
00:12:39,415 --> 00:12:40,781
And I'd say to myself,
253
00:12:40,783 --> 00:12:42,616
"one day that's gonna
be me sitting there
254
00:12:42,618 --> 00:12:44,618
having a good banquety time.
255
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:49,623
One day I'm gonna be invited
to one of these things."
256
00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:53,560
Looks like I was wrong.
257
00:12:53,562 --> 00:12:55,462
Po, I just wanted to let you know
258
00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:57,765
that we'll be leaving
for the banquet in an hour.
259
00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,233
Have a good time.
260
00:12:59,235 --> 00:13:02,403
I plan to. Because
you're coming with us.
261
00:13:02,405 --> 00:13:05,539
- What?
- I taught you the secrets of Kung Fu.
262
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:07,908
I can certainly teach you manners!
263
00:13:09,978 --> 00:13:14,815
- So, how does this work exactly?
- In order for me to help you,
264
00:13:14,817 --> 00:13:18,052
I need to identify which of your
manners are in need of improvement.
265
00:13:18,054 --> 00:13:19,853
I'm going to watch you eat.
266
00:13:19,855 --> 00:13:23,290
Are you sure you wanna do that?
'Cause I hear it's kinda gross.
267
00:13:23,292 --> 00:13:25,993
Po. Po. Po.
Po. Po. Po. Po.
268
00:13:25,995 --> 00:13:29,296
I've battled the skinless
demons of Taoyan province.
269
00:13:29,298 --> 00:13:32,466
I think I can
handle watching you eat.
270
00:13:32,468 --> 00:13:36,554
I'm sorry, Po. I failed you.
271
00:13:36,555 --> 00:13:40,641
[sighs]
No. I failed you guys.
272
00:13:40,643 --> 00:13:47,147
I'm not worthy of a fancy banquet.
Have a good time.
273
00:13:50,151 --> 00:13:54,588
- You gonna be okay?
- Yeah.
274
00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:57,591
[sighs]
275
00:13:59,494 --> 00:14:03,764
[overlapping chatter]
276
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:08,635
On your toes, everyone.
Even though my tusks are quaking...
277
00:14:08,637 --> 00:14:09,970
[nervous laugh]
278
00:14:09,972 --> 00:14:14,675
Everything is going
to be f-f-fine!
279
00:14:14,677 --> 00:14:18,212
[gong sounds]
280
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,202
Surround the hall and
wait for my secret signal.
281
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:48,675
They shall pay for not inviting me.
282
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,062
Don't wanna go to
some dumb banquet anyway.
283
00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,765
Just spend a nice quiet night
alone away from all that...
284
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:05,003
fun and hilarity...
and companionship.
285
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:08,139
I wanna go to that banquet!
286
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,841
[grunts]
287
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:20,852
So, Superintendent Chang...
lovely weather we're having, what?
288
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:25,023
- It's too humid.
- Oh, yes, quite. Too humid.
289
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:29,127
Well, perhaps we can do
something with the... air-water.
290
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,699
Bored now.
291
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:40,772
Oh, well, uh, the fun is just
about to begin, eh, Shifu? Hm?
292
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,274
Yes, certainly... with your
permission, Superintendent.
293
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:50,199
The Furious Five will now perform
a display of skill and daring...
294
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,484
"the Pinnacle of Perfection"!
295
00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:55,286
- Seen it.
- I beg your pardon?
296
00:15:55,288 --> 00:16:00,725
Every Kung Fu palace I visit
does an idiotic pinnacle of perfection.
297
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,661
Oh.
Well, what about the flaming...
298
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,063
- Boring.
- The golden...
299
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,798
- Overdone.
- Four fingers of...
300
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,933
No, no, no.
Do something else.
301
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:12,837
- Something... else?
- Yes. Something else.
302
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:19,444
Uh, I'd like to do a skit.
303
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,578
- What?
- What?
304
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,113
All: What?
305
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,884
I need the name of a
location... in a rock quarry.
306
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:36,928
Ugh. This rock that I am
holding in my hand is very heavy.
307
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:41,766
Yes, and rock-like.
308
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:42,767
[sniffs loudly]
309
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,536
[laughs]
I love improv!
310
00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:47,472
It's funny because you know they're
making it up as they go along!
311
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:51,009
[laughing, muttering]
Shh, quiet.
312
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:55,313
Help... rain, which
is falling from the sky,
313
00:16:55,315 --> 00:17:00,118
has, uh, turned this
rock quarry into quicksand.
314
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,856
- I'm drowning in the quicksand.
- Never mind that.
315
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:08,326
I'm a doctor who needs
help fixing this sundial.
316
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,427
Um...
317
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:14,165
- Ha! Ha! ...
- You think that's funny?
318
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:18,503
I... no... yes, I...
[whimpering]
319
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,406
When is this going
to get interesting?
320
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,441
Unh!
321
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,676
All: [kung fu yells]
322
00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:26,845
[gasping]
323
00:17:26,847 --> 00:17:29,314
[panicked screams, yells]
324
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:32,450
Sorry to break in.
I forgot my invitation.
325
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:36,788
No, wait, I didn't get one
and was being facetious!
326
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,790
[heavy sigh]
327
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:43,394
[loud crack]
328
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,667
Temutai! You've made
a grave mistake coming here.
329
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,436
You too have made mistakes.
330
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,805
Such as unconvincing space work, denial,
331
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:56,140
and the failure to commit to a premise.
332
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,476
And you didn't invite me to your party!
333
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,512
I will destroy you all!
Secret signal!
334
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,513
- Hunh!
- Unh!
335
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,182
Hunh!
336
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:09,020
Ha-ha!
337
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,355
Aah!
338
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,925
[fighting sounds]
339
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,997
[fighting sounds]
340
00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:20,865
[crunching]
Hunh!
341
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:21,866
That's funny.
342
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,650
[gasps]
343
00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:41,319
Sneaking in the
party like I used to do
344
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,155
Whoa...
345
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:48,359
Sneaking in the party
Ooh, fancy.
346
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,296
Ooh, tasty.
347
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,766
[pottery clatters]
348
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:56,701
Temutai got an invite
and I didn't? That is... !
349
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,036
Ooh.
350
00:18:58,038 --> 00:18:59,470
All: [groaning]
351
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,638
Oh.
352
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,474
[laughs, muttering]
353
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,309
You? At a banquet?
354
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,211
You'd never fit in.
You're a slob.
355
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,480
And you have no manners!
356
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,417
Temutai, I'm gonna make
you eat, silently chew,
357
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,252
and then politely swallow those words.
358
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,655
- No.
- Secret signal again!
359
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,224
Aah!
360
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:22,694
[fighting sounds]
361
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,866
May I? Thank you.
362
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:29,867
[loud crash]
Unh!
363
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:30,868
Ha ha ha ha!
364
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,740
Elbows off the table, mable.
365
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,142
- Haah!
- Unh!
366
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:53,424
[clears throat] Pinkies.
Wa-taa!
367
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,726
[loud crash]
368
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,000
- Mustn't slouch now.
- Unh!
369
00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:03,901
[roars]
370
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,203
[gulps]
371
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:08,806
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
No talking with your mouth full!
372
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,743
And no spitting either.
373
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:15,480
[fighting sounds]
374
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,255
[fighting sounds]
375
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:28,393
Whoa... ooh!
Ow!
376
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,003
[loud crash]
377
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,673
[groans]
378
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:49,113
I apologize.
You have excellent manners.
379
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,358
[claps twice]
380
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,465
Thanks ever so much, Dragon Warrior!
381
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:11,936
Now, skedaddle and here's
a cookie for your trouble.
382
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,939
Wait!
383
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:18,076
This warrior deserves
a place at our table!
384
00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:20,178
At the... table.
385
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:23,081
[uncomfortable laugh]
Oh, dear, no.
386
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:26,017
[snaps fingers]
387
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,028
Now we eat.
388
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:49,307
[gasps]
389
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,544
Whoops! Floor bun!
390
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,546
Five-second rule.
391
00:21:55,548 --> 00:22:01,018
[chewing loudly]
392
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:04,355
Here comes the wagon!
[belches]
393
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:08,025
- Well?
- I'm right with you!
394
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:13,431
[loud chewing]
395
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,465
I'm done.
396
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:23,841
Hu, this party has been
an unpleasant disaster...
397
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,877
until this crazy brother showed up!
398
00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:26,978
[gulps]
399
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,315
[laughs] Funny thing
is, I wasn't even...
400
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:35,052
That late! So very
glad you made it, Po.
401
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,787
I knew you'd like him.
402
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:40,224
Hang on,
here comes the wagon again!
403
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:41,959
[long belch]
404
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:47,465
[belch echoes]
405
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,935
Well, what a success.
406
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:55,139
Constable Hu should be
promoted and sent away at once!
407
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,508
That's a thought...
408
00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,111
but I couldn't do that to you, Huey!
409
00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:01,646
This place is great!
410
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:04,115
I'm going to renew your
post for another year.
411
00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:07,118
Heck, let's make it ten!
412
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,519
[loud chewing]
413
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,521
Hold on,
here comes the wagon again.
414
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,356
Ah! Wait for me!
415
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:14,158
All: No!
416
00:23:15,534 --> 00:23:18,829
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