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2x05 - Kung Shoes
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[flute music]
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[panting, grunting]
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[grunting, exerting]
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Whoo!
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[panting, grunting]
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[sighs]
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[panting]
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Oh... ohh!
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Uhh...
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Ohh!
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Well... good workout.
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- That was the warm-up.
- Warm...
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Hodat, hud dut dut dut dut.
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Hwado, hoich...
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Whoo-yah!
Ow, oh!
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Jah!
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Hyah. [thud, thud]
Ow! Oh!
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Yah!
Ooh!
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[slaps]
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Oh, oh, okay.
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Ya! Ah!
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Oh, ah.
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Hyai-Yah!
[slam]
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Mantis!
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Ah, oh.
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[panting]
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[thud]
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Master Shifu,
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how much longer do I...
have to train?
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We're done for today.
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No, no.
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I mean, how much longer?
Like, six months, a year...
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If you don't train, you will
never reach the next level.
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There's a level higher
than the Dragon Warrior?
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Yes.
The Celestial Phoenix.
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Ooh!
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It is said that
the Celestial Phoenix
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would be so attuned
to the universe
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that they could
defeat an opponent
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merely by looking at them.
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Awesome!
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So, how do I get to be
the Celestial Phoenix?
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- How!
- By training.
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You must train
until you can pass
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the test of the three needles.
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You toss three needles
into the air,
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then kick them
with such precision...
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Yes?
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That one needles passes
through the eye of another...
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No!
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And strikes the third needle
so precisely on its point
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that it splits down the middle.
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Whoa.
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I'm gonna be able
to do that someday?
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Of course not.
It's impossible.
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There's never been
a Celestial Phoenix,
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and there never will be.
That's the point.
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No one can ever achieve
this ultimate goal.
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Which means your
training never ends.
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- Never?
- Never.
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Uh, but just to be clear, if I
passed that three needles test,
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I wouldn't have
to train anymore, right?
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Yes. In theory.
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But trust me, it's impossible.
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All right,
you watch the needles
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and tell me
if I come close, okay?
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[snickers]
Okay.
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[whoosh]
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[ting, ting, ting]
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I don't see where...
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Yow-Oh!
[thud]
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Good first try, though.
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[laughs]
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[whoosh]
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[thunk]
Ah! My head!
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[whoosh]
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[ting, ting, ting]
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Ow-Oh, ow.
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[whoosh]
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[ting, ting, ting]
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Ah-Oh, oh, oh!
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[whoosh]
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[ting]
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Unh! Eeh!
Ow. Hoo.
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Oww. Ooh.
Ow. Oh.
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Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow.
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[sighs]
Maybe it really is impossible.
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Yeah, you'd need
some magic for that.
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[plink]
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Magician, that's it!
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I'll go to the Moshu market where
they sell all the magic stuff.
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Oh, yeah, that's a good...
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- Are you crazy!
- What?
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They sell black magic stuff, man!
It's way too dangerous.
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Yes.
It is much too dangerous,
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and that is why I'm totally
not going to go there, at all.
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- Um...
- I know what it is you seek.
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- Ha!
- Aah!
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And I will tell you, for 5 yuan.
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Why would I pay you to tell
me something I already know?
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Beats me, but people
keep falling for it.
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I'm looking for...
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Something to enhance
your Kung Fu abilities.
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- Yeah!
- 5 yuan.
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[coins clinking]
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I have just the thing here.
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But be warned,
it will be dangerous.
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Magic gives much, but
it also takes much away.
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For instance, I'm 22.
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- Magic shoes!
- Ooh!
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These will increase your Kung
Fu skills a thousand-fold.
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That's a lot of... fold.
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- 100 yuan.
- And that's a lot of money.
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- Fine.
- Okay, okay.
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But, a word of warning.
You must never wear the shoes
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for more than two hours at a time,
or... they will come to life.
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Legend has it that
the shoes once belonged
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to the gilded emperor himself.
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The emperor loved his people
and sought to protect them
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from all that would do them harm.
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The shoes gave him
extraordinary Kung Fu skills.
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[whoosh, vwoo, shimmer]
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[zip]
[boom]
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Toooo-ahhhh!
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[crack]
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[boom]
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[thunder]
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No one could defeat him.
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Yah! Uhh!
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His subjects were safe.
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But the emperor ignored the warnings,
and wore the shoes for too long.
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Soon, the shoes began to control him
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in their unquenchable
thirst for destruction.
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He tried to remove the shoes,
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but only the strongest will
can overcome their control.
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As the shoes' power grew,
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they forced the emperor to
do more and more Kung Fu.
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He destroyed his own kingdom
and those he loved most.
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[crackle, vwoo]
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In the end...
there was nothing left.
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Wait... what...
where'd he...
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Oh.
Nobody ever stays for the warning.
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Hello?
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Anybody here?
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[laughs] Okay.
Time to try these babies out.
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Unh. Uh.
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There.
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I don't feel any different.
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Hm.
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Heh-ha-ha.
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No.
Maybe this.
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Hunh.
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How about...
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Hunh, huh, hoo.
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Hut, ha, hoo.
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Or... hut hwaa!
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Oh, man,
I totally got ripped off.
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Ah... owoo-ah!
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Ah ahh!
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[whipping]
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[rattling]
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Huh! [whoosh]
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Hee-Yai!
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Ooh, unh, eeh!
[splintering]
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[whoosh]
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Hyaa!
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They work!
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Hello, Celestial Phoenix.
Good-Bye training.
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[whoosh]
[clang, clang, clang]
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[ting] I did it.
These shoes are awesome!
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Hm, little tight, though.
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Better wear them
overnight to break 'em in.
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[snoring, muttering]
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[yawns]
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Morning, everybody.
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Well, panda, I'm glad you
were able to drag yourself
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out of bed to join us
for today's training.
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Actually, instead of training I thought
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I'd give that three
needles thing a try now.
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The test of the three
needles is a metaphor.
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- Perhaps you didn't quite...
- Come on.
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Just for grins.
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- All right. But first...
- Here goes!
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[whoosh]
[clang, clang, clang]
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[ting]
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[all gasp]
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[clatter]
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- Did you...
- Wanna see it again?
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[whoosh]
[clang, clang, clang]
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[ting, clatter]
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[clang, clang, clang, clang,
clang, clang, clang, clang]
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[clatter, clatter,
clatter, clatter, clatter]
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Well, there you go.
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So, I'm the Celestial
Phoenix now, right?
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Which means I'm done with training?
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- Did you just...
- All righty.
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The Celestial Phoenix has
a date with some plum dumplings.
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[yawn]
And a nap.
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Oh.
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So, Po, why am I making
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my famous special
occasion plum dumplings?
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Did you finally fit into
your skinny pants, huh?
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Nope.
I'm the Celestial Phoenix.
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Ah, that's...
I don't know what that is.
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[vwoo] Ah!
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Oh, ohh! Waah!
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Hai, hai, oh.
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[warbling]
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[clang, clang, clang]
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Uh.
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Yuh!
[whoosh]
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Wahaa!
[boom]
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[all yelling]
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Po, stop it!
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[crash]
[all groaning]
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- [vwoo] Chah!
- Ah!
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[sizzle] Whoa.
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What was in that bowl?
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It's just water, Po.
It's not even hot.
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Wow, these are some sensitive shoes.
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Oh, wai... wai... wait,
what about my shop?
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Uh, looks... nice.
Lived in. [chuckles]
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Bye.
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[yawns]
What's going on?
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Hello! We're getting
ready for Master Chao.
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Master Chao is coming?
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Po, you passed the test
of the three needles.
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You've become the Celestial Phoenix.
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This may be the biggest event
in the history of Kung Fu.
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Yeah. Way to go, buddy.
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I've had my doubts about
you in the past, Po,
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but you've really proven yourself.
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Yeah, I, uh...
[yawns]
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I guess I have.
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I guess I have.
261
00:12:59,716 --> 00:13:04,152
I'm proud of you, panda.
Very proud.
262
00:13:05,287 --> 00:13:06,855
[laughs]
263
00:13:06,856 --> 00:13:07,922
I, uh...
264
00:13:07,923 --> 00:13:09,758
Whoa! Cool!
265
00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:14,763
Let's hear it for Po.
[all cheering]
266
00:13:14,764 --> 00:13:16,197
Ah!
267
00:13:29,779 --> 00:13:33,114
Hunh!
268
00:13:33,115 --> 00:13:34,483
Yeah!
269
00:13:36,786 --> 00:13:40,822
[all applauding, cheering]
270
00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:44,593
- Man, today has been so awesome.
- Uh-huh.
271
00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:46,362
Everybody's all telling
me how great I am.
272
00:13:46,363 --> 00:13:51,133
- Master Chao's coming to see me.
- You mean, he's coming to see your shoes.
273
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:54,536
- Huh?
- I mention the Moshu market,
274
00:13:54,537 --> 00:13:58,107
then suddenly you've got
these amazing Kung Fu skills.
275
00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:00,910
Ooh! And, new shoes.
276
00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:04,179
Okay, it doesn't take an Abacus
to do the math on that one.
277
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:06,782
[whistling, laughs]
278
00:14:06,783 --> 00:14:08,617
Come on, that's ridiculous.
[yawns]
279
00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:10,052
I don't know how you
could suggest such a...
280
00:14:10,053 --> 00:14:13,322
- Please don't tell Shifu!
- Why not?
281
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:15,824
He's so proud of me.
And he'd be so disappointed,
282
00:14:15,825 --> 00:14:17,927
and he'd make me
start training again.
283
00:14:17,928 --> 00:14:20,996
I can't believe you'd lie to
Shifu just to get out of training.
284
00:14:20,997 --> 00:14:24,466
I'm not lying.
I'm just not telling the truth.
285
00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:25,600
Uh-Huh.
286
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:29,405
Shifu has to know about these shoes, Po.
287
00:14:29,406 --> 00:14:30,406
Mm.
288
00:14:30,407 --> 00:14:31,473
[bang]
Ah, what the...
289
00:14:31,474 --> 00:14:33,108
[vwoo] Ah!
290
00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:34,343
Yah!
291
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:35,677
[crash]
292
00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:39,048
[thud]
Crazy feet. [chuckles]
293
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:42,784
Aw, I'll take the shoes back, Mantis.
Just, please, don't rat me out.
294
00:14:42,785 --> 00:14:44,019
We're buddies, right?
295
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:48,190
[sighs] Fine.
I won't tell Shifu.
296
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,359
But until I see those
shoes off your feet
297
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:54,096
and you come clean,
I'm not sure we are buddies!
298
00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:11,646
Hello?
Old warty pig lady?
299
00:15:11,647 --> 00:15:14,049
Anybody?
300
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:19,989
The market!
It's... it's deserted.
301
00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:21,991
Oh.
302
00:15:24,927 --> 00:15:29,564
Well, I guess if I just...
leave them and go, I...
303
00:15:29,565 --> 00:15:31,566
[snarling]
304
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,335
Aah!
305
00:15:36,337 --> 00:15:38,905
[panting]
306
00:15:38,906 --> 00:15:40,507
Po!
307
00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:41,675
[boing, boing]
308
00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:44,244
Look, I know you're mad,
but you gotta help me.
309
00:15:44,245 --> 00:15:47,614
- You're still wearing the shoes.
- That's what I'm trying to tell you.
310
00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:49,916
I can't...
Master Chao!
311
00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:56,022
Ah, I've been waiting for you.
Come in.
312
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,860
When I got the news,
I could hardly believe it.
313
00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:03,062
Come, you must show me.
314
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,132
[boing]
315
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,702
Yeah, you know, now's
not really the best time.
316
00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:11,772
Please! I've been waiting
my whole life for this.
317
00:16:11,773 --> 00:16:17,176
I must see you perform
the three needles.
318
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,348
[ka-ting]
319
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,452
[clang, clang, clang]
320
00:16:25,453 --> 00:16:29,188
[ting, ting]
321
00:16:34,796 --> 00:16:38,298
- Incredible.
- Thanks.
322
00:16:38,299 --> 00:16:40,434
I really gotta talk
to Mantis about some...
323
00:16:40,435 --> 00:16:42,402
Whoa!
324
00:16:44,038 --> 00:16:45,439
[ka-ting]
Ah!
325
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,007
[clang, clang, clang, clang,
clang, clang, clang, clang]
326
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,476
[ting, ting]
327
00:16:49,477 --> 00:16:52,145
[ding]
328
00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:53,747
It can't be.
329
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,685
Hunh.
[clang, clang, clang, clang]
330
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,353
[rapid strikes]
331
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,855
[bang]
332
00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:02,789
Hunh, rah!
333
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,393
Unh.
[ricochets]
334
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,695
[ting, ting, ting, ting]
335
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,864
[whoosh]
336
00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:12,466
[all gasp]
[gasps]
337
00:17:14,469 --> 00:17:16,803
Stunning.
Simply stunning.
338
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:22,342
You truly are the Celestial Phoenix.
339
00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:24,010
Ah, yeah, well.
[chuckles]
340
00:17:24,011 --> 00:17:27,280
I guess you should start
saying your good-byes.
341
00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:30,884
- I... what?
- As the Celestial Phoenix,
342
00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:33,152
you have attained a greater
understanding of Kung Fu
343
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,955
than any who have gone before you.
344
00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:38,358
And, of course, now you
must travel the land,
345
00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:41,127
teaching this higher form of Kung Fu,
346
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,663
spreading all that you have learned.
347
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:46,466
Uh, I don't know if
I've really learned...
348
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,468
You were my greatest pupil, panda.
349
00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:51,070
But now the pupil has become the master.
350
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,975
Perhaps one day,
I can learn from you.
351
00:17:54,976 --> 00:17:59,746
I-I-ah, it's the shoes!
352
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:02,048
- What?
- These are magic shoes.
353
00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:03,650
I was sick of training, and
I thought if I could just
354
00:18:03,651 --> 00:18:05,151
do the three needles
that'd fix everything.
355
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,554
So I got these shoes, but I was
wrong, and I'm sorry, and... and...
356
00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:08,889
[all giggling]
357
00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:11,992
And...
and why are you all...
358
00:18:11,993 --> 00:18:13,326
[laughs]
359
00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:19,165
Smiling?
You knew all along.
360
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,667
Did you all know?
361
00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:23,436
- Yup. Pretty much.
- Shifu told us.
362
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:26,339
- Also, your shoes kept glowing.
- Uh, sorry, Po.
363
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,742
I had to keep pretending
I was the only one who knew
364
00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:29,976
so you wouldn't suspect anything.
365
00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:33,179
Why?
Why did you go through all of this?
366
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:38,518
- To get you to understand.
- Understand what?
367
00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:39,986
Oh.
368
00:18:39,987 --> 00:18:43,690
That fancy Kung Fu isn't worth
anything if I don't work for it.
369
00:18:43,691 --> 00:18:47,594
If I don't really learn it,
it isn't really part of me.
370
00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:50,764
- And the only way to learn it...
- Is to train.
371
00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:54,634
Exactly. Now, why don't
you take off those shoes.
372
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:58,572
- Because... I can't.
- Don't be ridiculous. You just...
373
00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:00,073
[screech]
374
00:19:00,074 --> 00:19:01,340
[bam, bang] oh!
375
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,480
I'm sorry.
It wasn't me, I swear.
376
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,917
It was the shoes!
They're alive!
377
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,152
[screech]
378
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,589
Ah, ahh.
379
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:19,593
- Stay back!
- We'll get the shoes off you, Po.
380
00:19:19,594 --> 00:19:20,794
Don't!
381
00:19:20,795 --> 00:19:21,795
[smack, bam]
Ooh, ah.
382
00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:23,229
Sorry.
[bam, bam, bam, pow]
383
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,497
Ooh! Hwa!
384
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,099
[whoosh, bang]
385
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,100
[bam, pow]
[both grunting]
386
00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:29,168
- Aw!
- Oh!
387
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,504
Panda, remain calm.
388
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:34,774
If I approach slowly,
the shoes may not see me...
389
00:19:34,775 --> 00:19:36,843
[whoosh, slam]
[vwoo]
390
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,344
I think they heard you.
391
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,613
[screech, whoosh]
392
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:41,114
[crash]
393
00:19:41,115 --> 00:19:44,517
I'm sorry, everyone.
I'm sorry.
394
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,285
- Hold still, Po.
- Huh?
395
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,955
I'd like to do this without hurting you.
396
00:19:48,956 --> 00:19:51,457
Ha. I'd like that too.
397
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,059
[grunts]
398
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,296
[bam, bam]
Ooh!
399
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,969
[bzzz]
Ah!
400
00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:09,542
Ow!
[thud]
401
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,477
Po, please!
402
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,814
[groans]
403
00:20:14,815 --> 00:20:16,182
No!
404
00:20:16,183 --> 00:20:20,219
I... won't... hurt...
Shifu!
405
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,587
Ah!
[vwoo]
406
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,989
[whoosh]
407
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:23,990
[scraping]
408
00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:26,693
I won't!
409
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:29,996
Hunh.
410
00:20:29,997 --> 00:20:31,998
[boom, bzzz]
411
00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:33,066
[grunts]
412
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:36,502
Gah!
[panting]
413
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,404
[thunk thunk]
414
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,273
[screeching]
415
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:45,011
You may be shoes,
but you ain't got no sole!
416
00:20:45,012 --> 00:20:47,547
I mean the shoe kind of sole, not...
not the other...
417
00:20:47,548 --> 00:20:49,182
We get it!
418
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,183
[screeching]
419
00:20:50,184 --> 00:20:51,117
Aah!
420
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,189
Aah-Ohh!
421
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:59,826
[panting]
422
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:01,394
I did it!
423
00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:04,030
Ah, uh.
424
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:09,402
[pop, pop, pop,
pop, pop, pop, pop, pop]
425
00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:19,045
Oh, heck, no!
[whoosh]
426
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:28,021
Uh-Oh.
427
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,725
Po, run!
428
00:21:31,726 --> 00:21:34,327
No, I gotta stop them.
Now!
429
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,132
Hah!
430
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,566
[crash]
431
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:52,112
There's gotta
be something that'll... wait.
432
00:21:52,113 --> 00:21:53,980
Water!
433
00:22:00,554 --> 00:22:02,222
Wah!
[whoosh]
434
00:22:10,464 --> 00:22:13,466
Po!
Po, are you all right?
435
00:22:13,467 --> 00:22:17,403
Yeah. Just...
worn out.
436
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,740
I'm glad to hear it.
437
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:26,246
- Because it's time for training.
- Aw!
438
00:22:28,149 --> 00:22:30,583
- Thank you for your help.
- Not at all.
439
00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:34,154
It was exciting to see someone
perform the three needles,
440
00:22:34,155 --> 00:22:40,093
even if it was just the
power of those horrible shoes.
441
00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:56,109
So, causing trouble again, huh?
Don't bother to deny it.
442
00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:58,244
I think we better get out of this town.
443
00:22:58,245 --> 00:23:01,282
Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.
444
00:23:04,878 --> 00:23:08,007
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