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1x12 - Rhino's Revenge
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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[traditional chinese music]
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sync by Rafael UPD, corrections by f1nc0
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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The Valley of Peace.
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A land cruelly beset
by a thousand villains,
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and yet tranquility reigns,
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due to a single bodacious hero...
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the Dragon Warrior!
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Who, in his eternal pursuit
of justice, never rests...
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[yawns]
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You shall not have your way with
me, demon enchantress... [yawns]
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[snoring]
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[board creaks]
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Huh?
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Ha!
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Whoo-ah!
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Da-da-da-da.
Wah!
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Ha!
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All: Happy Dragon Warrior day!
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Oh, yeah.
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A whole day celebrating
the Dragon Warrior.
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Which is great if you
are the Dragon Warrior,
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which, last time I checked...
I am!
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- We have something for you.
- Ooh, bean cake.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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You want the bean cake?
You have to go through us.
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[gasps]
My two favorite things...
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food and kung fu!
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Ah!
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Here's my fist!
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Sorry, didn't have time to wrap it.
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Is this fun for you?
Monkey said you would like it.
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Are you kidding? It's awesome.
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Ugh!
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Hiyah!
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Ah. Oh! Wing cramp.
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Ha! Ugh.
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Ha!
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Guys, watch this.
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Ooh...
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[all shout]
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And that's what makes
me the Dragon Warrior.
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Po, the imperial sculptor
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is here to capture your...
magnificence.
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[gasps] Cool.
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Wow, it's really...
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Huh.
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- Uh, where's the head?
- I haven't started.
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Ah-ha. Oh. [laughs]
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So the head's on the inside.
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I'm sort of new to art.
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Uh, look, and I'm just spitballing here,
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but, uh, maybe we should do
one with a bit more sizzle.
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- Sizzle?
- Yeah, like this.
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A big dragon with flaming wings!
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Or I could do a wise, old
turtle with flaming wings!
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- Or a tree...
- With flaming wings?
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Don't see why not.
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I think it needs to be a little
more... without flaming wings.
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Oh. Oh, right. Oh.
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Ooh!
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Oh, wait, no.
That one has flaming wings.
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[groans]
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- Ooh, sorry.
- I get the idea.
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Sweet.
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Well, I'm gonna go head down
to the village, and, uh...
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- What about your training, panda?
- But, master Shifu,
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they're, like, hanging
streamers and stuff for me.
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I have fans.
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[sighs]
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Very well.
But be back in time to train tonight.
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[music]
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Whoa.
Cool.
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- Hey, everybody.
- Happy Dragon Warrior day.
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Hey, Po.
Thanks for getting rid of Tai Lung.
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Hey there, Zhao.
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Did you wear that for me, Mrs. Yoon?
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Oh, Po. [laughs]
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Yes.
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Ooh, hey, Po, you want
to see our kung fu routine
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for the Dragon Warrior parade?
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Lay it on me.
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That was awesome.
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It was like music to my eyeballs.
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- Dad? It's me.
- Who's there?
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Ooh!
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Oh, Po, my beloved son.
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Why did you scare me like that?
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Ow. Dad.
Ugh. What's going on?
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Oh, I'm sorry, son.
I've been on edge ever
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since that hideous rhino
walked into town.
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Always sitting on the
curb in front of the shop.
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He's scaring away
all my customers, Po.
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[grunts]
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Let the Dragon Warrior take care of it.
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[grunts]
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Hey, what's up, friend?
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[screams]
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Whoa. Someone woke up on
the wrong side of the...
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whatever it is...
that rhinos sleep on.
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Ugh!
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What would you know about anything?
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About the charred,
burned insides of my hurt?
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Searing the seared rubble of my soul!
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You talk pretty.
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Look, maybe I can help you.
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Ah!
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Everything that I once loved
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was ripped away from
me by an evil fiend!
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My job, my home, my family
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were all scattered to the
wind like dust and dirt,
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and the wind is scattered.
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[sniffs]
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Who would do such a thing?
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The despicable snake
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who stole my soul like
an eclipsed moon of pain?
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The evil monster that made
my life a living spanking,
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who I hate with all my being is...
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- the Dragon Warrior.
- Huh?
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Whoa. Whoa.
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You hate the Dragon Warrior?
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Yes. And as soon as
I find out who he is,
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- I'll tell him to his ugly face.
- You mean you... you don't know?
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No. That's why I'm here.
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It's Dragon Warrior day.
He's got to show up.
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Well, I bet you'd like him.
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- Never. After what he did.
- What did he do?
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I mean, he may not
even know he "dood" it.
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I was a guard at Chor Ghom prison.
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Right up front in the
front line of defense
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against Tai Lung up front.
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[guards shout]
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After Tai Lung escaped,
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he was defeated by that idiot,
the Dragon Warrior.
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Because of him, we
lost our only prisoner.
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Chor Ghom was shut down,
closed, boarded up.
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Shut down.
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- But that's good, right?
- Closed.
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- I mean, no more Tai Lung.
- You're not even listening.
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No prisoner means no prison.
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No prison means no job.
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How can you not understand that?
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- Sorry.
- I lost my job.
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Then my house, my wife, my kids,
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two close goat friends,
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a pair of slippers
from the Hao Jao region.
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All because of one guy's huge ego.
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"Ooh, I'm the Dragon Warrior."
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"I'll destroy Tai Lung.
Look at me. I'm awesome."
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But if the Dragon Warrior
hadn't done something,
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the whole Valley of Peace
would have been destroyed.
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I don't live in the Valley of Peace.
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I'm talking about me.
My needs.
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You sound just like my wife.
Except she had a deeper voice.
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[sniffs]
I used to be a warrior.
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Now I'm just a doughy guy
with really scaly, dry skin.
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[cries] I have nothing.
The Dragon Warrior took it all away.
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I'm so sorry.
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Why?
Dragon Warrior did it, not you.
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I mean, like, sorry sympathetic,
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not "sorry I'm the guy
who ruined your life,"
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Which I'm not.
And I didn't...
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do... that.
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"Sorry" doesn't get me a job.
Doesn't get my life back!
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[sniffs]
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You know what?
I'm gonna help you get your life back.
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Let's make a list.
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Then we just knock
things off it as we go.
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Okay. House. Job.
Two goat friends.
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- They never liked me.
- Self-esteem.
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Stupid self-esteem.
I hate you for not me having you!
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Aah! Ow!
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Anger issues.
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You're gonna love working here.
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- Dad?
- Who's there?
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Ugh!
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Uh, dad, this is Hundun.
He's your new waiter.
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Oh.
Table five needs egg rolls!
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Ow.
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And you can stay here until
you're back on your feet.
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Did a small child live here?
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[chuckles]
Cool stuff, right?
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Whoa.
Uh, limited editions.
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[sighs] Thanks, Po.
I misjudged you.
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I thought you were just some dumb panda.
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Ha. He's not just a dumb panda.
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- He's the Dragon...
- 'Kay, good night!
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Uh, dad... [laughs]
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Let's not mention me being
the Dragon Warrior to Hundun.
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I just want him to
get to like me. As Po.
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Got you something.
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- Slippers.
- From the Hao Jao region.
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Item number six. Skadoosh.
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[groans]
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Sorry.
I can't even sit down right.
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Dumb rhino!
Stupid, idiotic dumbness!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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What are you beating yourself up for?
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It helps me.
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It's the only thing that
relieves my rampant anger.
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Yeah. Luckily, I have just
the thing for unbridled rage.
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It's a little thing I like
to call kung fu training.
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[gong reverberates]
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Okay, so in kung fu,
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the goal is to address your weakness,
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which, in your case,
happens to be your temper.
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Liar! I have no weaknesses!
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Hey, hey, hey,
everyone has weaknesses.
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Me, I can't defend against
the Swirling Lynx round kick.
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Ha! Huah!
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Ugh. See what I mean?
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- Completely defenseless.
- Yeah, but you're just a panda.
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Even the masters have weaknesses.
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You're just saying that
because I'm pathetic.
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No. Every single one of the
Furious Five has a weakness.
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Master Tigress, it's the armpit.
Grab Monkey's tail, he's a goner.
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Mantis, blind spot on the right.
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Viper, frontal attack.
Crane, sweep the leg.
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Hey. How come you know so
much about the Furious Five?
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Uh, just a... fan.
Like you're a fan of unbridled rage.
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Oh. Yeah.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Yeah.
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[groans]
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See? You got mad there.
Let's go again.
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Am I making you mad?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
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[yells]
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[straining]
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Does that hurt?
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Doesn't hurt, but it
makes you mad, doesn't it?
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Uh-huh. Yep.
Making you mad?
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00:12:43,749 --> 00:12:44,914
Uh-huh-huh?
Am I? Am I?
255
00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:46,850
[groans]
256
00:12:46,852 --> 00:12:49,119
Anger. You're too angry.
Do it again.
257
00:12:49,121 --> 00:12:51,354
[snorts]
258
00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:54,524
[groaning]
259
00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:56,025
How about that? Huh?
260
00:12:56,027 --> 00:12:57,227
Am I making you mad, Mr. Ragey?
261
00:12:57,229 --> 00:12:59,028
Huh? Still Mr. Ragey?
262
00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:01,998
[yells, groans]
263
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,802
You feel that? Hmm?
Do you see that?
264
00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:09,506
That's... that's just
like the rage that burns!
265
00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:12,308
And it's coming up!
And the background singers like...
266
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,878
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Rage
267
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,613
[groans]
268
00:13:16,615 --> 00:13:18,615
[triumphant music]
269
00:13:28,893 --> 00:13:31,795
Ha. Yeah.
270
00:13:38,769 --> 00:13:42,705
I feel powerful.
Like a great sea eagle
271
00:13:42,707 --> 00:13:45,909
soaring over the sea with my wing power.
272
00:13:45,911 --> 00:13:48,912
Like I cld finally achieve my dreams.
273
00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:51,381
You are a true friend, Po.
274
00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:53,817
I owe you everything.
Come here, you.
275
00:13:53,819 --> 00:13:56,453
That's what friends do.
They... they help each other,
276
00:13:56,455 --> 00:13:58,421
and they tell each other everything.
277
00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:01,591
That's why there's
something I need to tell you.
278
00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:03,526
That's great, because I have a secret
279
00:14:03,528 --> 00:14:06,796
that I could only tell you now,
because you're my friend.
280
00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:11,000
It's my special dream,
and you made it possible, friend.
281
00:14:11,002 --> 00:14:13,536
That's sweet. You go first.
282
00:14:13,538 --> 00:14:17,607
Okay. My special dream is...
283
00:14:17,609 --> 00:14:21,878
I'm going to destroy the Dragon Warrior.
284
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,613
Now you go.
285
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,115
Oh. Uh...
286
00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:28,903
My special dream was to have you meet
287
00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:31,690
the Dragon Warrior and be friends.
288
00:14:33,692 --> 00:14:36,092
That's a great idea.
I could befriend him.
289
00:14:36,094 --> 00:14:39,062
- Exactly!
- And then kill him.
290
00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,935
The Dragon Warrior
festival starts in an hour,
291
00:14:45,937 --> 00:14:47,637
and Po is nowhere to be seen.
292
00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:49,806
I need you to find him.
293
00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:54,344
Start with the dumpling carts!
294
00:14:54,346 --> 00:14:59,249
I'm not sure killing the
Dragon Warrior's a good idea.
295
00:14:59,251 --> 00:15:01,584
[laughs]
If you ever find out who he is.
296
00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:05,788
Aah! Dragon Warrior day.
297
00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:09,792
Why not?
My rage used to be like a rotting fish.
298
00:15:09,794 --> 00:15:11,761
Then you turned it into a blossom.
299
00:15:11,763 --> 00:15:15,198
Like a beautiful, death-dealing azalea.
300
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,467
Me? Uh, nah.
301
00:15:17,469 --> 00:15:21,838
You sure did.
I used to just feel sorry for myself.
302
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,475
Now I can actually kill someone.
Thanks to you.
303
00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:29,512
- It was nothing.
- Hey, Po.
304
00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:33,816
- Yes, it was.
- No, it wasn't.
305
00:15:33,818 --> 00:15:37,687
Hey. Are you trying to
hide something from me?
306
00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,789
What?
[laughs] No.
307
00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:42,058
What... what could I
possibly be hiding from you?
308
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:45,061
- Huh?
- I mean, I'm an open book.
309
00:15:45,063 --> 00:15:46,663
- Huh?
- Uh, nothing to hide.
310
00:15:46,665 --> 00:15:49,399
Just a regular guy
who helps his friends.
311
00:15:49,401 --> 00:15:51,200
Huh?
312
00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:54,871
I'm standing right behind me,
aren't I?
313
00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:59,509
You are the Dragon Warrior?
314
00:15:59,511 --> 00:16:01,811
- You lied to me!
- But for good reason,
315
00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:04,660
because you hated the Dragon Warrior,
but he's nice and I'm him,
316
00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:07,083
so I was nice and you like me,
and I'm the Dragon Warrior.
317
00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:09,485
It's less complicated than it sounds.
318
00:16:09,487 --> 00:16:11,454
You lied to make me
your friend,
319
00:16:11,456 --> 00:16:14,891
but instead
you trained your assassin.
320
00:16:14,893 --> 00:16:19,378
- Uh, interesting perspective.
- Now we fight.
321
00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:21,965
No way, Hundun.
I don't fight friends.
322
00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:24,167
We are friends, right?
323
00:16:24,169 --> 00:16:27,236
Yah!
324
00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:29,505
You can't run, Dragon Warrior!
325
00:16:29,507 --> 00:16:33,343
I will find a way to make
you fight me! In a fight!
326
00:16:33,345 --> 00:16:37,680
So we're good?
327
00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:39,415
And then he threatened a kill me.
328
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,017
There's a rhino who wants you dead.
329
00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:45,188
So you got him a job, a place to live,
and taught him how to kill you?
330
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:49,425
Yeah.
I mean... yeah?
331
00:16:49,427 --> 00:16:52,428
- Where is Hundun now?
- I don't know.
332
00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:54,163
I mean, he said he was
gonna make me fight him,
333
00:16:54,165 --> 00:16:55,264
which... how could he do that?
334
00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:56,866
Po! Help me!
335
00:16:56,868 --> 00:16:59,702
Dad!
336
00:16:59,704 --> 00:17:02,271
Ha ha ha!
337
00:17:02,273 --> 00:17:03,439
Let him go, Hundun.
338
00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:08,095
Po! Po, help me!
Eat at Mr. Ping's noodle shop.
339
00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:13,116
Save me from certain demise!
Everything half off before 5:00.
340
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:16,252
So willing to fight
me now, Dragon Warrior?
341
00:17:16,254 --> 00:17:17,887
This is between you and me.
342
00:17:17,889 --> 00:17:19,756
The only thing between you and me
343
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:23,092
will be my fist, coming
from me, punching you!
344
00:17:23,094 --> 00:17:26,663
Put my Dad down, Hundun.
I don't wannao hurt you.
345
00:17:26,665 --> 00:17:31,467
You're the one who will feel
the hurt from my hurting you.
346
00:17:31,469 --> 00:17:34,137
No, Po.
You taught him your weakness.
347
00:17:34,139 --> 00:17:35,905
We'll handle this.
348
00:17:37,441 --> 00:17:40,510
No.
Uh, guys!
349
00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:44,480
I forgot. I accidentally
told him your weaknesses too.
350
00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:45,515
Huh! Aah!
351
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:49,285
Blind spot. Front.
Tail. Ankle.
352
00:17:49,287 --> 00:17:50,353
[gong reverberates]
353
00:17:50,355 --> 00:17:51,422
Oh.
354
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,868
No.
355
00:17:56,870 --> 00:18:00,438
[laughs]
356
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,341
Only a coward would
hide behind his friends.
357
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,319
But there's nowhere to hide now.
358
00:18:06,354 --> 00:18:11,516
You want me, not my Dad!
359
00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:13,518
Aah!
360
00:18:18,357 --> 00:18:20,192
Hiyah!
361
00:18:20,194 --> 00:18:22,961
Ah!
362
00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:26,665
I don't want this, Hundun.
I still think of you as my friend.
363
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,568
So let's just stop now
and call it even.
364
00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:31,603
[laughs]
365
00:18:31,605 --> 00:18:33,205
You can't beat me.
366
00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:36,308
I know your weakness,
and you cured me of mine.
367
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,810
- Oh, did I?
- Yes, you did.
368
00:18:38,812 --> 00:18:42,981
Oh! Yeah... Probably shouldn't
have done that. I, uh...
369
00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:46,051
[grunts]
370
00:18:46,053 --> 00:18:49,054
Ooh!
They're reenacting the battle
371
00:18:49,056 --> 00:18:52,257
between Po and Tai Lung
for Dragon Warrior day.
372
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,562
Oh.
373
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,709
Admit it.
You are defeated.
374
00:19:10,711 --> 00:19:13,612
There's two schools of thought on that.
375
00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:15,580
One, and two!
376
00:19:15,582 --> 00:19:20,185
Ha! Dragon Warrior day!
377
00:19:20,187 --> 00:19:21,186
Ugh.
378
00:19:21,188 --> 00:19:26,057
[crowd cheering]
379
00:19:26,059 --> 00:19:27,259
Stop. Stop.
380
00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:29,928
You... you... you're right, Po.
381
00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:36,334
It's not all about me.
I've been so selfish.
382
00:19:36,336 --> 00:19:39,604
- I'm sorry.
- You are?
383
00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:43,808
Yes. Forgive me.
384
00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:47,445
Friends?
385
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:51,850
I even got you something
for Dragon Warrior day.
386
00:19:51,852 --> 00:19:53,351
I think you'll like it.
387
00:19:53,353 --> 00:19:57,889
- A Swirling Lynx round kick!
- Ooh!
388
00:19:57,891 --> 00:20:00,292
[crowd gasps]
389
00:20:00,294 --> 00:20:02,193
[both grunting]
390
00:20:12,104 --> 00:20:13,738
Ooh.
391
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:15,640
Ha ha.
392
00:20:15,642 --> 00:20:19,944
Your real weakness, Po, is
not the kick. It's your heart.
393
00:20:19,946 --> 00:20:23,214
It's as big and sappy
as an old sappy plum tree
394
00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:26,818
filled with plum sap.
395
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:29,321
At least I have a heart.
396
00:20:29,323 --> 00:20:30,889
Huh?
397
00:20:30,891 --> 00:20:32,657
But all I've done is been kind,
398
00:20:32,659 --> 00:20:35,927
and all you've done is blame
me for your rotten life.
399
00:20:35,929 --> 00:20:38,930
And guess what. I love plum sap.
400
00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:41,499
How about that?
401
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:51,009
[gasps] I dodged the kick.
I dodged the kick!
402
00:20:51,011 --> 00:20:52,677
[triumphant music]
403
00:20:52,679 --> 00:20:54,646
Sweet.
404
00:21:04,023 --> 00:21:05,824
Not sure if you realize this,
405
00:21:05,826 --> 00:21:09,094
but I just dodged all your
Swirling Lynx round kicks.
406
00:21:09,096 --> 00:21:13,264
Ha ha.
407
00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,432
[groans]
408
00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:17,135
You know what your
weakness is, Hundun?
409
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,704
You stink at friendship.
410
00:21:27,012 --> 00:21:29,481
[cheers and applause]
411
00:21:29,483 --> 00:21:32,618
Flaming wings!
412
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:34,619
Oh! [laughs]
413
00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:39,190
[grunts]
414
00:21:39,192 --> 00:21:40,492
Huh?
415
00:21:40,494 --> 00:21:43,323
My horn!
My horn!
416
00:21:43,358 --> 00:21:45,745
Ha. It's always something with this guy.
417
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,235
Po, look, the statue.
418
00:21:51,771 --> 00:21:54,472
You saved me.
Why?
419
00:21:54,474 --> 00:21:56,608
That's what...
the Dragon Warrior...
420
00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:59,511
does. Oh, this is heavy.
421
00:21:59,513 --> 00:22:02,252
I don't need your... help.
422
00:22:06,252 --> 00:22:09,921
So, Po, did you enjoy
Dragon Warrior day?
423
00:22:09,923 --> 00:22:11,322
Yeah.
424
00:22:11,324 --> 00:22:13,925
Hey, not feeling bad that
you exposed our weaknesses
425
00:22:13,927 --> 00:22:16,161
to Hundun and put us in mortal danger?
426
00:22:16,163 --> 00:22:18,730
Uh...
427
00:22:18,732 --> 00:22:21,633
Of course.
I feel terrible about that.
428
00:22:21,635 --> 00:22:24,169
I'm sorry I put you guys in danger.
429
00:22:24,171 --> 00:22:25,437
It's okay.
430
00:22:25,439 --> 00:22:27,672
- Ah, don't worry about it.
- It's okay.
431
00:22:27,674 --> 00:22:30,742
But, hey, wasn't it the
best Dragon Warrior day ever
432
00:22:30,744 --> 00:22:32,911
in the history of all time?
433
00:22:32,913 --> 00:22:35,880
Plus they reopened
Chor Ghom prison, right?
434
00:22:35,882 --> 00:22:38,750
Hundun got his wish.
435
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,288
Home again.
436
00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:47,691
Finally home.
437
00:22:47,693 --> 00:22:51,346
My revenge will be like a
poison river of molten iron which
438
00:22:51,347 --> 00:22:54,999
drips and burns like iron that
has been melted and now drips.
439
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:56,767
And burns.
440
00:22:56,769 --> 00:22:59,791
[bad laugh]
441
00:22:59,826 --> 00:23:01,806
Aw...
442
00:23:01,808 --> 00:23:06,243
You're gonna pay, Po.
You're gonna pay!
443
00:23:12,965 --> 00:23:16,042
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