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1x06 - Good Croc Bad Croc
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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[Traditional Chinese music]
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[Giggling]
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Doh!
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Dah!
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- What's that, Monkey?
- Mantis, shh!
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Joy luck buzzer.
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[Giggling] I'm going to zap
Tigress with it.
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Sure, 'cause...
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[Shouting]
How could that go wrong?
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I know, right?
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Tigress, my most trusted
and loyal friend.
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- Joy luck buzzer?
- How did you know?
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Pfft! Come on, Monkey.
What fool would fall for that?
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Hey, everybody.
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- Hey!
- Hey, Po!
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Hey.
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Po, my most trusted
and loyal friend.
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Monkey!
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[Screaming]
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Ooh!
[Giggling]
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My most annoying friend.
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Oh, Po, you are so gullible.
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You can't talk to the Dragon
Warrior that way, right?
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Up high, good sir!
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Thanks, Monkey.
[Screaming]
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Ooh!
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[Giggling]
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Sorry.
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Ha, that's okay, Monkey.
[Screaming]
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[All laughing]
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Gullible.
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Pfft! Gullible?
I'm not gullible.
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They're gullible if they think
I'm gullible.
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Yeah!
So there!
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Whoa! Wah!
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Ugh.
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[Groaning]
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Great.
Uh, hello?
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Anybody hear me?
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Well played, hole.
Well played.
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[Humming]
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Sneak attack!
Ah!
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[Groaning in pain]
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Ugh.
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[Grunting]
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Oh, come on, you.
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I almost got it.
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[Groans]
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Ooh! Oh, darn.
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Ahh!
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[Grunts]
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Uh, hello?
Anybody there?
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Grab ahold of the rope,
and I'll pull you out.
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Oh, just a little bit.
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[Grunting]
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Just keep pulling.
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It's almost there.
Oh! I'm stuck on the ridge.
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Man, you are not small.
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I prefer the term
husky capable.
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- Croc bandit!
- Dragon Warrior.
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Hu! Hyah!
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[Karate sounds]
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Whoa!
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Oh, guy, what are you doing?
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Did I, like, punch you
in the face or something?
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No. I got you out of a hole.
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Yeah, so you could rob me,
croc bandit.
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Why do people always...
[Sigh]
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Look, I'm not just a bandit, okay?
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I'm also a son, a friend,
an amateur arsonist,
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and I have an herb garden
with, like, stuff in it.
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So whoa!
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Yeah, you did help me.
Sorry.
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Ah, it's all right.
Forget about it.
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Hey, name's Fung.
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And you're welcome,
Dragon Warrior.
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Thanks, I owe you one.
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You trusted a croc bandit?
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Uh, yeah. I mean, I didn't
have much of a choice.
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Although, I was this close
to outsmarting that hole.
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If he showed up here,
I'd... [grunts]
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Ha! That's nothing.
I'd... [grunts]
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What about you, Po?
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I'd...
answer the door.
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Brave.
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[Gasp]
Fung!
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Whoa.
You live here?
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Is your dad, like,
rich or something?
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There must be, like,
100 bathrooms in here.
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I mean, that flooring,
that stuff's not cheap.
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It's like totally custom.
Look at that!
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Po, who's there?
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Fung, it's the Furious Five.
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If they find you,
you're dead meat.
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[Grunts]
Hmm.
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What are you doing here?
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I need your help.
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Help you?
I can't do that.
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You're a bandit.
A bad guy.
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You know, steal things?
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Why in the world
would I help you?
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You owe me one.
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- But...
- Hey, your words, guy.
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You owe me one.
I mean, unless, like,
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the Dragon Warrior's word
doesn't mean anything.
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O... kay.
What?
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My brother was kidnapped
by Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow.
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Sung Jong Jai Kai Chow?
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Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow.
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Sung Jong Jai Kai Chow?
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- Jong Sung...
- Jai Kai...
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Chow. Hmm.
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If I don't rescue him soon,
he's a goner.
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Hmm.
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It's true, guy.
You gotta believe me!
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See... my brother was taking
some of his croclets
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on a hike in the southern region
of the Valley of Peace.
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He's, like, totally
into nature and junk.
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He must've accidentally
strayed onto Jong Sung...
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- Jai Kai...
- Chow's land because...
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before you know it,
his bloodthirsty guards
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konked him on the head...
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and dragged him off,
never to return.
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Now do you believe me, guy?
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Maybe.
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Ugh. Why can't you ask
your gang to help you?
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What? Go...
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Come on, face it.
They're nitwits.
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I need help.
Professional help.
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- I need Dragon Warrior help.
- I don't know, Fung.
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I got nowhere else to go.
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My brother...
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is lost and alone
and locked up.
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And... [cries]
you have to trust me, Po.
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I... my brother.
He needs you. Please!
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Will you help me...
Dragon Warrior?
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Okay.
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I can't thank you enough for
helping me get my brother, Po.
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Happy to... oh!
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Yeah, I'm happy to...
Ah ha ho!
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I'm happy to...
Arrgh!
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I'm happy to help!
Oof!
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What?
Why'd we stop?
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What?
No... um, no reason.
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I was just, you know,
getting my bearings and stuff.
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And, um, is that North?
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You don't know where we are?
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Here, check the map.
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This is all of China.
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Uh, yeah. My brother's...
in here somewhere.
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So... just, you know...
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I'm out here risking
my neck for you,
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and you don't even
know where we're going!
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Wow, this is weird.
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I've never been the guy
yelling at the other guy
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after the bad thing happens.
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Yeah, well, don't get use...
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"Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow's land.
No trespassing.
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Anyone caught will have their
heads boiled with cabbage
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and their earlobes stretched
around their heads
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and continued."
Continued?
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Oh! Continued.
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"And their earlobes stretched
around their heads.
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See diagram."
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Eww!
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At least we found Jong's land.
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Yes, you did.
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Prepare to have your heads
boiled with cabbage.
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- You earlobes...
- Yeah, we read the sign.
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[Sigh] Look!
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[Screams]
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[All yelling]
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Whoa!
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Heh!
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Ooh.
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[Vocalizing]
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Hey, feel free
to jump in anytime.
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But you're doing really great.
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Fung!
Look out!
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That was, like, awesome, guy.
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I knew I couldn't do this
without the Dragon Warrior.
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I got your back, Fung.
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But when I agreed to help you,
I didn't realize I'd be doing
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all the, you know,
dangerous stuff.
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Gol! Hey, guy, if you're not
happy with how I'm running things,
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maybe you'd like to be
in charge.
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You know, there's a lot of
pressure being the leader, Po.
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You know, because,
like, when you lead,
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you have to, like, stand
in front of everybody and point
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with your finger,
and it, like...
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You really have to...
do things like...
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If you point, right?
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If you just point at one thing,
like, people are looking
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straight at you, and
you have to make sure
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that your pointing is believ...
Listen, it's just hard, okay?
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[Sigh]
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Who am I kidding?
All I do is make mistakes.
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- Come on, that's not true.
- It is.
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This one time when I was working
for my dad,
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I accidentally glued
a terra cotta warrior to his face,
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and now he can only grow
a mustache on one side.
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I had to become a bandit.
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It's the only thing
I'm good at.
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So you're good at it?
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Not really.
[Groans]
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Hey, don't get so down
on yourself.
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I mean, look at me.
You found me in a hole.
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True.
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Don't you hate it
when you mess up?
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Yeah! And you have spend all
your free time trying to fix it.
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Yeah! Totally.
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And then, like,
you have to, like,
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bury somebody up to their neck.
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Yeah! Or at least clean up
the mess.
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It's the same thing.
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And me becoming the Dragon Warrior
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was all because of my mistakes.
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I made so many mistakes
that Shifu actually tried
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to drum me out of
the Jade Palace.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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[Laughs]
Loser!
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Ha ha, good for nothing.
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- Dufus.
- Lame brain.
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- Dimwit, panda.
- Moron alligator.
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[Laughs]
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Crocodile.
I'm a crocodile.
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Totally different snout.
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Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
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The palace! We did it!
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See? I told you we'd find it.
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So, fearless leader,
what's your ingenious plan?
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Right, check it out, okay.
256
00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:33,832
First of all,
I distract this guy over here.
257
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:35,667
Cool! What do I do?
258
00:11:35,669 --> 00:11:38,803
Okay, then you overpower
these guards here and here.
259
00:11:38,805 --> 00:11:40,271
After that, you shimmy up
this wall,
260
00:11:40,273 --> 00:11:43,408
take out the archers here,
here, here, and here.
261
00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:46,611
After you disable the giant
crossbow somewhere around here,
262
00:11:46,613 --> 00:11:49,414
you sneak into the palace
and open this side door here.
263
00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:51,816
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, guy.
264
00:11:51,818 --> 00:11:53,451
Yeah.
265
00:11:53,453 --> 00:11:55,031
Exactly what will you be doing while
266
00:11:55,139 --> 00:11:58,423
I'm doing all of this, uh, other stuff?
267
00:11:58,525 --> 00:12:03,862
Um... watching the Master work?
268
00:12:05,731 --> 00:12:08,132
Ha!
269
00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:13,538
[Grunting]
270
00:12:19,144 --> 00:12:22,647
That was, like, truly
an incredible display of...
271
00:12:22,649 --> 00:12:26,951
You want the Dragon Warrior?
You got the Dragon Warrior.
272
00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:31,055
[Laughs] Whoa.
273
00:12:32,358 --> 00:12:34,125
This is never gonna work.
274
00:12:34,127 --> 00:12:37,629
No one's gonna believe that I'm
a guard and you're a prisoner.
275
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,130
Not with that attitude.
276
00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:41,532
Make it look good.
Hit me or something.
277
00:12:41,534 --> 00:12:45,570
[Smack]
Hey, quit hitting me, guard.
278
00:12:45,572 --> 00:12:49,007
Just doing my guard job.
279
00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:58,182
Look, that must be where
they're holding my brother.
280
00:12:58,184 --> 00:12:59,651
'Sup, guys.
281
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:03,788
Got a trespasser here,
but I was all out of cabbage...
282
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:06,357
water...
so I brought him here.
283
00:13:06,359 --> 00:13:08,893
You shouldn't be back here
with a prisoner.
284
00:13:08,895 --> 00:13:10,395
Where's your uniform?
285
00:13:10,397 --> 00:13:11,696
Oh! Ha.
286
00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:14,599
Yeah... I had wee bit of
a chafing issue,
287
00:13:14,601 --> 00:13:17,535
so I, uh...
[Kung fu shouts]
288
00:13:19,838 --> 00:13:21,839
teach you to be a fashion critic.
289
00:13:21,841 --> 00:13:25,009
Hand me one of those crates.
I'll sneak my bro out in it.
290
00:13:25,011 --> 00:13:27,345
Your brother's gonna fit
in here?
291
00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:30,448
It's a... gland thing.
292
00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:32,784
I'll go in while
you keep a lookout.
293
00:13:36,221 --> 00:13:37,555
[Humming]
294
00:13:37,557 --> 00:13:40,358
[Distant scream]
295
00:13:42,361 --> 00:13:44,996
Ooh.
296
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,799
Let's go!
297
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:49,968
[Panting]
298
00:13:51,937 --> 00:13:53,905
Which way, this way?
299
00:13:53,907 --> 00:13:56,074
Oof!
300
00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:59,143
Intruders!
Close the gate!
301
00:13:59,145 --> 00:14:00,812
[Gate closing]
302
00:14:00,814 --> 00:14:03,247
Ooh! Pardon.
303
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,756
Go, Fung, go!
I got it!
304
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,624
Ow!
305
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:15,226
Tail! Tail!
306
00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:16,861
They're getting away!
After them.
307
00:14:16,863 --> 00:14:18,863
Open the gate.
308
00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:22,934
You and your brother better
get outta here, Fung.
309
00:14:22,936 --> 00:14:25,770
I couldn't have done it
without you. Thanks, Po.
310
00:14:25,772 --> 00:14:28,473
[Sigh]
Sure thing, loser.
311
00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:31,175
[Laughs]
Sucker.
312
00:14:36,115 --> 00:14:38,449
Dragon Warrior, freeing the croc!
313
00:14:38,451 --> 00:14:40,785
He didn't knock
just broke the lock
314
00:14:40,787 --> 00:14:44,222
Oh, what a shock
to Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow
315
00:14:44,224 --> 00:14:46,391
Ooh.
316
00:14:46,393 --> 00:14:47,792
What?
317
00:14:47,794 --> 00:14:50,128
Maybe you can shed
some light on this.
318
00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:52,697
These guards are from
Jong's palace.
319
00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:54,932
They say you broke in
earlier today...
320
00:14:54,934 --> 00:14:57,769
with a... crocodile bandit.
321
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,004
You bet I did,
and I'd do it again,
322
00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:02,940
because I'm the Dragon Warrior, free...
323
00:15:02,942 --> 00:15:04,542
Hey.
324
00:15:04,544 --> 00:15:07,545
You're coming with us for
the kidnapping of Jong's son.
325
00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:10,515
His son? Wait a minute,
I wasn't kidnapping.
326
00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:13,451
I was un-kidnapping
Fung's brother.
327
00:15:13,453 --> 00:15:15,620
Fung has no brother.
328
00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:19,257
The person you snuck out
of the palace was Jong's son.
329
00:15:19,259 --> 00:15:20,992
What?
330
00:15:20,994 --> 00:15:22,326
I'm sorry, Po.
331
00:15:22,328 --> 00:15:24,729
You must go back
and face these charges.
332
00:15:24,731 --> 00:15:26,798
But this isn't right! I...
333
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,467
Noooo!
334
00:15:31,904 --> 00:15:33,671
Where's my son?
335
00:15:33,673 --> 00:15:35,472
I'd tell you if I knew,
but I don't.
336
00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:36,940
You gotta believe me.
337
00:15:36,942 --> 00:15:41,412
This is all a big
misunderstanding.
338
00:15:41,414 --> 00:15:44,948
Good news, my friend.
The cabbage is almost ready.
339
00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:49,219
Great. Serve it up,
'cause I am star...
340
00:15:49,221 --> 00:15:53,857
Oh. You mean the cabbage
for the head boilage.
341
00:15:53,859 --> 00:15:55,726
Second thought, I'm good.
342
00:15:55,728 --> 00:16:00,798
You dare break into my palace
and steal my son?
343
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,400
But you don't understand.
It wasn't me.
344
00:16:03,402 --> 00:16:04,902
It was a croc bandit.
345
00:16:04,904 --> 00:16:07,705
Oh, so he overpowered
my guards.
346
00:16:07,707 --> 00:16:10,274
Um, no, technically
that was me.
347
00:16:10,276 --> 00:16:15,079
Oh, so he defeated my archers
and disabled my catapult.
348
00:16:15,081 --> 00:16:17,815
Yeah, also me, but...
[Sigh]
349
00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:19,883
there was a context.
Ha.
350
00:16:19,885 --> 00:16:23,554
Oh, my friend,
I saw with my own eyes
351
00:16:23,556 --> 00:16:27,157
you helped your fellow bandit
escape with my boy.
352
00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:31,428
I see your point... s.
But I'm the Dragon Warrior.
353
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:33,664
I wouldn't knowingly
take your son.
354
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:36,533
Got anyone to back you up
on that story?
355
00:16:36,535 --> 00:16:40,871
Well, I...
No. Not here.
356
00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:45,008
Fung sorta left me in the lurch.
357
00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:48,412
Yeah, I got no one.
358
00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:52,149
I'm beginning to think you are
not my friend, my friend.
359
00:16:52,151 --> 00:16:55,853
Hey! Let me out!
It's bouncy, stop it! Oh!
360
00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:58,889
- Intruders!
- What?
361
00:17:00,358 --> 00:17:01,859
Darn it!
Ow!
362
00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:03,894
Hey, quit it.
It's me. Fung.
363
00:17:07,332 --> 00:17:09,099
What's the matter with...
Ow!
364
00:17:09,101 --> 00:17:10,701
Gary!
365
00:17:10,703 --> 00:17:14,271
Uh, sorry.
Got caught up in the moment.
366
00:17:14,273 --> 00:17:16,106
And it's Gah-ri.
367
00:17:16,108 --> 00:17:18,075
[Grunt]
368
00:17:18,077 --> 00:17:22,079
That Jong's gonna pay
a fortune to get his kid back.
369
00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:24,047
[All laughing]
370
00:17:24,049 --> 00:17:27,351
So the Dragon Warrior
fell in the hole?
371
00:17:27,353 --> 00:17:31,355
Guys, I mean, it all went down
just like I said it would.
372
00:17:31,357 --> 00:17:34,591
And now he's gonna take the
fall for the whole caper.
373
00:17:34,593 --> 00:17:37,127
I heard that Jong's men
arrested him.
374
00:17:37,129 --> 00:17:38,729
They did?
375
00:17:38,731 --> 00:17:40,531
He's the whole reason
I was able to do this.
376
00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:43,534
I mean, he fought off the
guards, he snuck me in.
377
00:17:43,536 --> 00:17:45,235
He held the gate
so I could get out,
378
00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:47,838
now he's probably...
Oh, man.
379
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,807
Having his head boiled
with cabbage
380
00:17:49,809 --> 00:17:52,476
and earlobes stretched
around his head and...
381
00:17:52,478 --> 00:17:54,011
continued.
382
00:17:54,013 --> 00:17:58,415
And it's all because of Fung.
Way to go, Fung.
383
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,250
You're making a mistake.
384
00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:02,085
Relax, my friend,
I've decided to dispense
385
00:18:02,087 --> 00:18:04,755
with the boiling cabbage water.
386
00:18:04,757 --> 00:18:06,423
Oh, great, 'cause I...
387
00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:10,093
Cabbage water
is too good for you.
388
00:18:10,095 --> 00:18:14,464
Bring in... the devices.
389
00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:19,469
I'll even let you pick the
method of your torture, my friend.
390
00:18:19,471 --> 00:18:22,539
Uh, not crazy about that one.
391
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,842
Oh, nuh-uh. No, no.
Keep it moving.
392
00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:26,410
Uh, that one.
393
00:18:26,412 --> 00:18:29,079
Excellent choice.
394
00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:31,582
Ahh.
395
00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:34,551
What exactly does
that thing do?
396
00:18:34,553 --> 00:18:37,454
I can't wait to find out.
397
00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:39,890
Wait!
398
00:18:39,892 --> 00:18:41,258
There's something you should know.
399
00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:42,693
What's that, my friend?
400
00:18:42,695 --> 00:18:44,261
This! Agh!
401
00:18:52,337 --> 00:18:55,739
Man, in my head that was
gonna be so much cooler.
402
00:18:55,741 --> 00:18:57,708
Now, where were we?
403
00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:58,942
Wait!
404
00:18:58,944 --> 00:19:02,412
Again, it wasn't my idea.
It was...
405
00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:06,416
This mysterious crocodile
bandit you spoke of.
406
00:19:06,418 --> 00:19:09,119
Yes, I know.
And where is he now, exactly?
407
00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:13,590
Probably a million miles away,
sucking on a coconut
408
00:19:13,592 --> 00:19:16,660
with a little umbrella
sticking out of it!
409
00:19:16,662 --> 00:19:18,896
Darn it!
410
00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:24,368
Actually, I'm allergic to coconuts.
411
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,570
- Fung!
- Po.
412
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:29,072
- Whoa!
- You tricked me!
413
00:19:29,074 --> 00:19:32,175
I trusted you. And you left
me to get feather thingy
414
00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:36,914
attached to the scary,
weird thinged. Not cool.
415
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:40,217
But... I came back to save you.
416
00:19:40,219 --> 00:19:42,419
There's nothing you can do
or say that would make me
417
00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:44,454
believe that.
418
00:19:44,456 --> 00:19:47,758
How 'bout bringing the kid back?
419
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,726
Papa!
420
00:19:50,995 --> 00:19:54,598
- You okay, my friend?
- Yes, papa.
421
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,101
Fung...
you came back for me.
422
00:19:58,103 --> 00:20:02,105
Course I did.
You helped me, I help you.
423
00:20:02,107 --> 00:20:03,840
We losers gotta stick together.
424
00:20:03,842 --> 00:20:08,412
Yeah, it's actually
a good way to win.
425
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:10,080
Hey.
Hey, right here.
426
00:20:10,082 --> 00:20:11,381
I'm the guy you're looking for.
427
00:20:11,383 --> 00:20:15,919
It was me, not Po.
Let him go.
428
00:20:15,921 --> 00:20:17,321
Seize them!
429
00:20:17,323 --> 00:20:21,558
Wait a minute, what?
I didn't say I was staying.
430
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,728
Now those idiots will pay
for what they have done.
431
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:27,531
[Blowing raspberries]
432
00:20:29,634 --> 00:20:30,867
Whoa!
433
00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:33,704
Oh, God!
434
00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:39,977
Down here.
435
00:20:45,016 --> 00:20:48,618
Come on!
We got outta here once.
436
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:49,653
- Ah!
- What's up, guys?
437
00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:51,088
[Panting]
438
00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:52,489
[Whimpering]
439
00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:54,257
Huh?
440
00:20:54,259 --> 00:20:56,026
Whoa!
441
00:21:13,511 --> 00:21:15,445
Close the gate.
442
00:21:15,447 --> 00:21:17,681
Archers, fire!
443
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,654
Catapult!
444
00:21:43,741 --> 00:21:48,912
[Slow clapping]
445
00:21:57,722 --> 00:21:59,456
Very impressive, my friends.
446
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:02,125
But what you failed
to realize is...
447
00:22:05,963 --> 00:22:08,298
[Both screaming]
448
00:22:14,072 --> 00:22:17,274
Did they...
Did they follow us?
449
00:22:17,276 --> 00:22:21,545
I don't think so.
We... [Wheezing]
450
00:22:21,547 --> 00:22:23,880
We made it.
451
00:22:23,882 --> 00:22:27,984
Uh, I gotta go explain
to the guys what happened,
452
00:22:27,986 --> 00:22:29,786
so if you wanna beat me up
some more,
453
00:22:29,788 --> 00:22:31,121
now's the time.
454
00:22:31,123 --> 00:22:33,990
Nah. I think I got that
out of my system.
455
00:22:33,992 --> 00:22:36,560
The guys are gonna have to wait.
456
00:22:36,562 --> 00:22:39,296
First, I gotta take you to jail.
457
00:22:39,298 --> 00:22:43,366
What?
Oh, no! Why?
458
00:22:43,368 --> 00:22:46,236
Well, you did sorta take a kid
and then try to pin it on me.
459
00:22:50,808 --> 00:22:52,576
Guess you got a point there.
460
00:22:52,578 --> 00:22:55,645
Okay, Dragon Warrior.
Come and get me.
461
00:22:55,647 --> 00:22:56,813
[Sigh]
462
00:22:56,815 --> 00:22:58,281
Whoa!
463
00:22:58,283 --> 00:23:02,487
Nice working with you, Po.
Take 'er easy.
464
00:23:03,489 --> 00:23:06,501
So, hole, we meet again.
465
00:23:09,214 --> 00:23:12,246
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