Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:01,930
Previously on KC Undercover...
We are going to be
2
00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:03,400
disappearing for a while.
3
00:00:03,401 --> 00:00:06,402
The Organization is sending us to
a safe house in Rio de Janeiro.
4
00:00:06,404 --> 00:00:07,971
(All shouting) Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey!
5
00:00:07,973 --> 00:00:11,140
The whole point of us hiding
from Zane is to stay safe.
6
00:00:11,142 --> 00:00:12,942
So can we please not kill each other?
7
00:00:12,944 --> 00:00:14,777
You have the green light to engage.
8
00:00:14,779 --> 00:00:18,214
Operation Good-bye Coopers... is a go.
9
00:00:18,216 --> 00:00:21,618
The reason why we're in this stupid
jungle, the reason why we're on the run,
10
00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:25,154
the reason why Zane is even free and
knows where we are is because of me.
11
00:00:25,156 --> 00:00:27,991
I'm the one who did all
this, so I have to fix it.
12
00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:29,592
Hey, excuse me, pilot.
13
00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:32,395
Where are we going to next?
Is there a new safe house?
14
00:00:32,397 --> 00:00:35,431
PILOT: No! You're not
going to a safe house.
15
00:00:35,433 --> 00:00:38,501
In fact, you're not safe...
16
00:00:38,503 --> 00:00:39,869
at all.
17
00:00:41,438 --> 00:00:42,639
Good luck, Coopers!
18
00:00:42,641 --> 00:00:44,707
(Laughs)You're gonna need it.
19
00:00:53,951 --> 00:00:56,753
Go get the parachutes! There are none!
20
00:00:56,755 --> 00:00:58,955
What kind of helicopter
doesn't have parachutes?
21
00:00:58,957 --> 00:01:01,024
The kind that's rigged to kill us!
22
00:01:01,026 --> 00:01:03,826
Before we crash, I just
want everybody to know...
23
00:01:03,828 --> 00:01:05,828
We know, we know. We love you, too.
24
00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:10,767
No. I was gonna say that I'm made of
titanium, so I'm actually gonna make it.
25
00:01:12,169 --> 00:01:14,170
But nice knowing you guys.
26
00:01:14,172 --> 00:01:15,838
We're all gonna make it, all right?
27
00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,274
Everybody hold on and prepare
for a controlled water landing.
28
00:01:18,276 --> 00:01:22,845
Are you sure you don't mean "controlled
fiery crash into the ocean"?
29
00:01:22,847 --> 00:01:24,213
Just buckle up and hold on.
30
00:01:24,215 --> 00:01:27,517
Heads down, stay down, brace, brace, brace!
31
00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:32,288
What? I saw it in a movie
once and everybody lives.
32
00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:36,125
All: Heads down, stay
down, brace, brace, brace!
33
00:01:39,897 --> 00:01:43,066
Whoo! (Loud crash)
34
00:01:43,068 --> 00:01:44,867
All right, we made it.
35
00:01:44,869 --> 00:01:48,237
That's right. We're no longer crashing.
36
00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:49,872
We're sinking! (Marisa screams)
37
00:01:49,874 --> 00:01:52,542
Quick! Everybody! Start drinking water!
38
00:01:54,511 --> 00:01:57,380
Well, come up with a plan
that makes more sense!
39
00:01:57,382 --> 00:01:59,048
So, basically, any other plan.
40
00:02:00,651 --> 00:02:04,087
? Oh, when danger comes for you ?
41
00:02:04,089 --> 00:02:07,356
? You know I'll stand beside you ?
42
00:02:07,358 --> 00:02:10,359
? 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ?
43
00:02:10,361 --> 00:02:15,932
? I always find a way,
a way out of the fire ?
44
00:02:15,934 --> 00:02:19,035
? But don't tell nobody, tell nobody ?
45
00:02:19,037 --> 00:02:23,372
? I'm not perfect, so many things I ?
46
00:02:23,374 --> 00:02:27,076
? Want to tell you, but I ?
47
00:02:27,078 --> 00:02:29,011
? I keep it undercover ?
48
00:02:29,013 --> 00:02:31,047
? Living my life on red alert ?
49
00:02:31,049 --> 00:02:33,216
? Doing my thing, gonna make it work ?
50
00:02:33,218 --> 00:02:35,752
? Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ?
51
00:02:35,754 --> 00:02:37,553
? But I always got your back ?
52
00:02:37,555 --> 00:02:39,956
? Nobody can do it like I can ?
53
00:02:39,958 --> 00:02:41,924
? I got to find out who I am ?
54
00:02:41,926 --> 00:02:44,460
? Ain't got to worry about me ?
55
00:02:44,462 --> 00:02:46,362
? It's all part of the plan ?
56
00:02:46,364 --> 00:02:48,464
? I keep it undercover ?
57
00:02:48,466 --> 00:02:49,932
? I keep it undercover ?
58
00:02:52,703 --> 00:02:53,770
(Screaming)
59
00:02:53,772 --> 00:02:55,471
Help! Open the door!
60
00:02:55,473 --> 00:02:56,706
Help! Somebody!
61
00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:57,940
Voice OVER P.A.: Remain calm.
62
00:02:57,942 --> 00:03:00,376
Help is on the way.
63
00:03:02,212 --> 00:03:05,047
Well, good thing for you guys our
ship came along just when it did.
64
00:03:05,049 --> 00:03:06,883
Your parents are resting.
65
00:03:06,885 --> 00:03:08,584
Considering what you've been
through, you're all very lucky.
66
00:03:08,586 --> 00:03:12,722
Lucky? We have lost a member of our family.
67
00:03:12,724 --> 00:03:17,794
It is dead, and you are doing
absolutely nothing to resuscitate it.
68
00:03:17,796 --> 00:03:19,195
Save my baby!
69
00:03:20,798 --> 00:03:22,064
She's acting erratic.
70
00:03:22,066 --> 00:03:23,432
I think she may be in shock.
71
00:03:23,434 --> 00:03:25,201
No, that's just Marisa.
72
00:03:27,104 --> 00:03:29,138
Captain, I think we have problem.
73
00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:31,073
Oh, I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
74
00:03:31,075 --> 00:03:33,142
What's the issue? She has no pulse.
75
00:03:33,144 --> 00:03:34,944
What exactly do you mean?
76
00:03:34,946 --> 00:03:39,115
That much like my ex-girlfriend,
she has no heart.
77
00:03:39,117 --> 00:03:41,184
Uh, that's ridiculous.
78
00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:44,120
Come on, guys, of
course she has a pulse...
79
00:03:44,122 --> 00:03:46,989
and all of the other things
that normal human beings have.
80
00:03:46,991 --> 00:03:49,091
Her blood pressure is zero over zero.
81
00:03:49,093 --> 00:03:50,092
What?!
82
00:03:50,094 --> 00:03:53,329
(Laughing loudly)
83
00:03:53,331 --> 00:03:55,498
That is hysterical.
84
00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,500
Your blood pressure machine must be broken.
85
00:03:57,502 --> 00:04:00,703
Yeah. Speaking of broken, shouldn't you
guys be trying to fix Marisa's phone?
86
00:04:00,705 --> 00:04:04,473
Listen, I need a plastic bag
and 50 CCs of rice, stat!
87
00:04:04,475 --> 00:04:07,109
Did you try drawing any blood?
88
00:04:07,111 --> 00:04:10,880
Well, I tried, but it's
like she's made of metal.
89
00:04:12,649 --> 00:04:13,783
You know what?
90
00:04:13,785 --> 00:04:15,451
It's been a crazy day.
91
00:04:15,453 --> 00:04:19,188
Helicopter crashes,
non-functioning medical equipment...
92
00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:23,292
Yeah, I think what I need is a little
rest, and tomorrow morning I'll give you
93
00:04:23,294 --> 00:04:25,661
all the blood pressure
and heartbeats you want.
94
00:04:25,663 --> 00:04:27,230
Yup.
95
00:04:27,232 --> 00:04:29,232
Uh, hold on there, young lady.
96
00:04:32,469 --> 00:04:35,404
That doesn't look good.
97
00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:38,474
Oh, great. Her skin can bend needles,
but the second you touch her arm,
98
00:04:38,476 --> 00:04:39,542
it completely falls off.
99
00:04:42,646 --> 00:04:45,081
(Computer chimes)
100
00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:46,883
Carl!
101
00:04:46,885 --> 00:04:50,219
Carl! I'm getting a hologram alert.
102
00:04:50,221 --> 00:04:53,089
(Chimes) Pick it up, Carl!
103
00:04:54,224 --> 00:04:55,858
(Sighs)
104
00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:58,761
That guy is never at his
desk when he's supposed to be.
105
00:04:58,763 --> 00:05:01,697
He's probably chatting it up
with Kathy in Accounts Payable.
106
00:05:01,699 --> 00:05:03,566
She's got a boyfriend, Carl!
107
00:05:03,568 --> 00:05:05,601
And get me some darn coffee!
108
00:05:08,005 --> 00:05:09,705
Agent Beverly here.
109
00:05:09,707 --> 00:05:13,876
It's Johnson. I'm on my way back from
Brazil, and I have some terrible news.
110
00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:16,178
If it's about your rash,
I don't want to hear it.
111
00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:17,280
No.
112
00:05:19,016 --> 00:05:21,751
The Cooper's helicopter went
down over the Atlantic.
113
00:05:21,753 --> 00:05:24,253
I have confirmation...
114
00:05:24,255 --> 00:05:26,022
there were no survivors.
115
00:05:29,226 --> 00:05:30,960
Not now, Carl!
116
00:05:34,231 --> 00:05:36,032
(Sighs deeply)
117
00:05:38,268 --> 00:05:40,369
Thank you for your cooperation.
118
00:05:40,371 --> 00:05:42,872
I just have one more question.
119
00:05:42,874 --> 00:05:46,208
How do you explain... this?
120
00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:49,111
I've never seen that before in my life.
121
00:05:49,113 --> 00:05:51,480
What life? You have no blood.
122
00:05:51,482 --> 00:05:53,849
Or pulse. You're all wires and attitude!
123
00:05:55,518 --> 00:05:57,119
Okay, guys, we gotta tell him the truth.
124
00:05:57,121 --> 00:06:00,556
Craig, no. Honey, we don't have a choice.
125
00:06:00,558 --> 00:06:03,159
Look, the following information
is completely classified.
126
00:06:03,161 --> 00:06:05,361
I'm Craig Cooper, senior
agent with The Organization.
127
00:06:06,997 --> 00:06:10,132
All rightie.
128
00:06:10,134 --> 00:06:11,167
The what?
129
00:06:11,169 --> 00:06:12,168
The Organization.
130
00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:13,636
It's a secret government spy agency.
131
00:06:13,638 --> 00:06:16,839
We're all agents, and
Judy is our robot daughter.
132
00:06:16,841 --> 00:06:19,175
And Marisa is my best
friend who lives next door.
133
00:06:19,177 --> 00:06:22,144
I realize that doesn't help
the believability of the story,
134
00:06:22,146 --> 00:06:24,647
but you know what, it's true.
135
00:06:24,649 --> 00:06:28,584
Right. I've never even
heard of "The Organization."
136
00:06:28,586 --> 00:06:30,319
Well, I mean, in all fairness,
137
00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:32,188
it wouldn't really be a
secret government spy agency
138
00:06:32,190 --> 00:06:34,156
if everyone knew about it.
139
00:06:34,158 --> 00:06:36,325
Do I look like a fool to you?
140
00:06:36,327 --> 00:06:38,794
All: Well...
141
00:06:38,796 --> 00:06:41,197
I know what's going on here.
142
00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:43,265
You're all from the future,
143
00:06:43,267 --> 00:06:46,602
and she's your terminator
robot here to change the past!
144
00:06:46,604 --> 00:06:48,971
Really? That's what you came up with?
145
00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,706
Marisa: Exactly.
146
00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:56,345
If they could change the past, would
I really have such lousy grades?
147
00:06:56,347 --> 00:06:59,181
All: Hmm...
148
00:06:59,183 --> 00:07:01,117
I'm takin' you straight to D.C.
149
00:07:01,119 --> 00:07:05,221
The big brass is gonna have some
questions about you, your fake agency,
150
00:07:05,223 --> 00:07:07,123
and your little robot friend.
151
00:07:09,192 --> 00:07:13,295
Well, that manicure was
total waste of money.
152
00:07:15,298 --> 00:07:18,000
A helicopter attempted a water landing
153
00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:20,069
just off the coast of Rio this evening.
154
00:07:20,071 --> 00:07:22,238
Sadly, there were no survivors.
155
00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,373
Can't watch that enough!
156
00:07:24,375 --> 00:07:27,410
Sadly, there were no survivors.
157
00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:30,246
Sadly, there were no survivors.
158
00:07:30,248 --> 00:07:32,314
Sadly, there were no survivors.
159
00:07:32,316 --> 00:07:34,550
I think I have my new ring tone!
160
00:07:34,552 --> 00:07:36,052
(Laughs)
161
00:07:41,391 --> 00:07:43,659
The Organization can't
clear us with the captain
162
00:07:43,661 --> 00:07:45,694
because the captain doesn't
know The Organization exists,
163
00:07:45,696 --> 00:07:47,830
and you can't be cleared by
something you don't know exists.
164
00:07:47,832 --> 00:07:49,765
Yeah. They're gonna tear
Judy into a million pieces
165
00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:52,401
until they realize she's
not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
166
00:07:52,403 --> 00:07:57,206
I'm so mad, if I had two
arms I'd strangle somebody.
167
00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:59,708
We gotta get of this boat and back to D.C.
168
00:07:59,710 --> 00:08:01,510
There's gotta be some way
we can get out of here.
169
00:08:01,512 --> 00:08:03,345
I have an idea. Ernie, pull my finger.
170
00:08:03,347 --> 00:08:05,581
Now is not the time for sophomoric humor.
171
00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:07,817
Just pull it!
172
00:08:08,885 --> 00:08:12,721
KC: Okay, so, now you're down
to four fingers and one arm.
173
00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:15,357
How is that helpful? It's a skeleton key.
174
00:08:16,893 --> 00:08:19,328
Huh. Well, that is helpful.
175
00:08:23,934 --> 00:08:25,134
Perfect.
176
00:08:25,136 --> 00:08:26,268
All right.
177
00:08:28,305 --> 00:08:30,785
All right, everybody, we made it
out of the crash, everybody...
178
00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:34,443
Okay, where is everybody?
179
00:08:34,445 --> 00:08:35,945
Oh, no!
180
00:08:35,947 --> 00:08:38,214
There's a memorial service for us!
181
00:08:38,216 --> 00:08:40,449
I guess we didn't make it after all.
182
00:08:40,451 --> 00:08:43,319
We're the walking dead!
183
00:08:43,321 --> 00:08:46,555
He's lucky they tore off my slapping hand.
184
00:08:46,557 --> 00:08:49,492
Okay, it's time to tell Beverly
and let everyone know we're okay.
185
00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:52,161
Uh, actually, Mom, out in the
jungle I saw Ernie use a leaf
186
00:08:52,163 --> 00:08:55,898
for toiler paper, so I won't be
okay for a very long, long time.
187
00:08:59,302 --> 00:09:05,474
BEVERLY: For twenty years Craig and Kira
gave their all to The Organization.
188
00:09:05,476 --> 00:09:09,245
Their accomplishments are unparalleled.
189
00:09:09,247 --> 00:09:12,615
All right, let's stop Beverly before she
ugly-cries her mascara all over the place.
190
00:09:12,617 --> 00:09:14,517
Hold on. Can't we listen
a little bit longer?
191
00:09:14,519 --> 00:09:16,819
Beverly Hasn't said anything
nice about me since...
192
00:09:16,821 --> 00:09:19,421
I don't think she's ever
said anything nice about me.
193
00:09:19,423 --> 00:09:21,790
Well, we have been through a lot.
194
00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:24,827
I mean, it wouldn't hurt to hear
our friends say a few nice words.
195
00:09:24,829 --> 00:09:27,129
Seriously? You guys need
an ego boost that bad
196
00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,964
that you're willing to let
people think that you're dead?
197
00:09:28,966 --> 00:09:30,432
That's a little sad.
198
00:09:30,434 --> 00:09:35,471
BEVERLY: Losing a family
of agents is tough,
199
00:09:35,473 --> 00:09:39,275
especially when one of them was KC Cooper.
200
00:09:39,277 --> 00:09:44,346
She had more promise than any
young agent I've ever met.
201
00:09:44,348 --> 00:09:46,849
On the other hand, who is it
gonna hurt? Not me. I'm in.
202
00:09:46,851 --> 00:09:53,355
Of course, if KC wasn't instrumental
in Zane's original escape from prison,
203
00:09:53,357 --> 00:09:54,877
none of this would have ever happened.
204
00:09:56,393 --> 00:09:57,993
Okay, you know what, enough is enough.
205
00:09:57,995 --> 00:10:00,496
KC, please! I'm enjoying this.
206
00:10:00,498 --> 00:10:03,999
And no one worked harder than young Ernie.
207
00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:07,469
Of course, he had to... he
was born with so few skills.
208
00:10:11,374 --> 00:10:14,977
Well, suddenly this is worth listening to.
209
00:10:14,979 --> 00:10:17,580
And lets' not forget about young Judy.
210
00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:18,547
Wait for it.
211
00:10:18,549 --> 00:10:21,550
Five million bucks down the toilet.
212
00:10:21,552 --> 00:10:23,986
On an unrelated note,
213
00:10:23,988 --> 00:10:26,488
there will no longer be complimentary
bagels served in the morning.
214
00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:28,424
(All protest)
215
00:10:28,426 --> 00:10:29,792
(Clamoring continues)
216
00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:32,928
May the Coopers...
217
00:10:32,930 --> 00:10:35,698
all rest in peace.
218
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:39,335
And now we will hear from Kira's parents,
219
00:10:39,337 --> 00:10:43,072
retired agents Othello and Gayle King.
220
00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:47,543
(Gayle clears throat, sniffles)
221
00:10:47,545 --> 00:10:50,846
Zane took my Kira and her babies.
222
00:10:50,848 --> 00:10:57,019
Beautiful KC, smart, quirky little
Ernie, and poor little Judy.
223
00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:58,220
(Sobs) Oh...
224
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:02,024
And Craig! What about Craig?
225
00:11:02,026 --> 00:11:04,426
And don forget that chucklehead Craig!
226
00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:08,430
Who I'm sure played a big part
of this all going horribly wrong.
227
00:11:08,432 --> 00:11:09,765
Well, you were mentioned, honey.
228
00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:11,100
Ya happy now?
229
00:11:11,102 --> 00:11:13,636
Not so much.
230
00:11:13,638 --> 00:11:17,640
A few hours ago, Zane claimed responsibility
for that helicopter going down,
231
00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:19,908
and declared it a victory
for The Other Side.
232
00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:21,277
They won't get away with this!
233
00:11:21,279 --> 00:11:22,311
No, they won't.
234
00:11:22,313 --> 00:11:24,580
I want everyone on high alert.
235
00:11:24,582 --> 00:11:26,615
We cannot repeat this tragedy.
236
00:11:26,617 --> 00:11:27,783
(Sobbing)
237
00:11:27,785 --> 00:11:29,084
Okay, you know, this has gone too far.
238
00:11:29,086 --> 00:11:30,486
I'm telling my parents we're alive.
239
00:11:30,488 --> 00:11:31,620
No, no, Mom! We can't! KC!
240
00:11:31,622 --> 00:11:33,289
Did you hear what Beverly just said?
241
00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:34,590
Zane thinks he killed us, okay?
242
00:11:34,592 --> 00:11:37,660
Our best shot at capturing him is
if he still thinks we're dead.
243
00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:43,632
GAYLE (Singing): ? Amazing grace ?
244
00:11:43,634 --> 00:11:49,905
? How sweet the sound ?
245
00:11:49,907 --> 00:11:52,675
? That saved ?
246
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:55,611
? A wretch ?
247
00:11:55,613 --> 00:12:01,116
? Like me ?
248
00:12:01,118 --> 00:12:05,587
? I once was lost ?
249
00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:07,022
Mm-hmm, lost.
250
00:12:07,024 --> 00:12:09,525
? But now ?
251
00:12:09,527 --> 00:12:12,661
? I'm found ?
252
00:12:12,663 --> 00:12:14,763
? I was blind ?
253
00:12:14,765 --> 00:12:17,099
? But now ?
254
00:12:17,101 --> 00:12:20,302
? I see ?
255
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,538
Mm-hmm. (Sobbing)
256
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:23,772
(Sniffling)
257
00:12:23,774 --> 00:12:25,174
You all right, bro?
258
00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:26,542
It's okay. Remember, we're all right.
259
00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:28,377
(Crying) It's not that.
260
00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:30,612
I'm gonna miss the morning bagels.
261
00:12:35,318 --> 00:12:40,055
(Sobbing) Oh, now... now
stay strong, Gayle, now.
262
00:12:40,057 --> 00:12:41,824
That's what they would have wanted.
263
00:12:41,826 --> 00:12:44,960
But look at those beautiful, smiling faces.
264
00:12:44,962 --> 00:12:47,029
Better times.
265
00:12:52,469 --> 00:12:54,236
Othello. Yeah?
266
00:12:54,238 --> 00:12:57,706
You remember if I took my
medication this morning?
267
00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:59,408
Mom, it's us! We're alive!
268
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:00,743
We're okay!
269
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:02,211
Oh! Thanks goodness!
270
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:03,645
You almost scared me to...
271
00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:05,547
Ohh!
272
00:13:05,549 --> 00:13:07,416
Ohhh!
273
00:13:07,418 --> 00:13:08,650
Are you okay?
274
00:13:08,652 --> 00:13:10,719
Othello. Kira: Pops?
275
00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:12,688
Gotcha!
276
00:13:12,690 --> 00:13:14,690
Now you know how it feels
when someone you love
277
00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:16,558
tricks you into thinking they're gone.
278
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,428
Not so nice, is it?
279
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:22,664
That's messed up, Pops.
280
00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:32,608
I'm so happy my babies are alive
and back home where they belong.
281
00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:35,711
Mwah! Now, who wants to
head down to The Organization
282
00:13:35,713 --> 00:13:37,045
and tell 'em the good news?
283
00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:39,448
Uh, G-Grandma.
Grandma, we...
284
00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,450
we can't tell anyone that we're alive.
285
00:13:41,452 --> 00:13:43,585
Why? Has all this been
some hare-brained plan
286
00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:46,922
Craig hatched to get out
of his cell phone contract?
287
00:13:46,924 --> 00:13:49,291
All right, honey. Honey. Okay.
288
00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:51,727
No. We're staying dead so
that we can take down Zane.
289
00:13:51,729 --> 00:13:53,128
The less people that know, the better.
290
00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:54,696
We can't risk anybody finding out.
291
00:13:54,698 --> 00:13:56,799
Our first step is to
lure Zane out in the open.
292
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:57,800
Any ideas?
293
00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:59,735
I know. We'll film a commercial
294
00:13:59,737 --> 00:14:02,237
advertising one of those
million dollar sweepstake prizes.
295
00:14:02,239 --> 00:14:05,240
We'll pump it to Zane's cable
system a hundred times a day
296
00:14:05,242 --> 00:14:07,109
until he can't help but enter the contest.
297
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:10,312
Once he subscribes to the three
magazines and sends in his entry form,
298
00:14:10,314 --> 00:14:11,914
he'll move to the semi-final rounds.
299
00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:13,782
Eventually we'll declare him the winner,
300
00:14:13,784 --> 00:14:15,250
and when he comes to collect his prize
301
00:14:15,252 --> 00:14:17,686
we'll jump in and grab
him and put him in prison.
302
00:14:18,888 --> 00:14:21,490
Just one problem.
303
00:14:21,492 --> 00:14:25,060
We're gonna need one of
those giant novelty checks.
304
00:14:25,062 --> 00:14:28,163
Yeah... that's the one
problem with that plan.
305
00:14:29,732 --> 00:14:31,633
You know, I have an idea to draw him out.
306
00:14:31,635 --> 00:14:34,736
We'll get Judy to disguise
her voice as Brett's,
307
00:14:34,738 --> 00:14:36,605
call Zane, and then set up a meeting.
308
00:14:36,607 --> 00:14:37,906
Except we don't have Zane's number.
309
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:40,275
Well, we would if we went
with the sweepstakes plan
310
00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:41,910
and have him put his
number on the entry form.
311
00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:43,912
KC: You know what?
312
00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:45,814
I spoke too soon, bro. That's a great idea.
313
00:14:45,816 --> 00:14:48,684
How about you go upstairs and get
started on that big novelty check thing?
314
00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:50,986
Will do! All right, man.
315
00:14:50,988 --> 00:14:52,988
Get started.
316
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:54,923
Where were we?
317
00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:59,027
(Phone beeping)
318
00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:01,463
Yes?
319
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:02,831
Dad, it's Brett.
320
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,132
Brett?
321
00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:05,868
I'm ready to come back home.
322
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:09,805
I want to work with you, father and
son, conquering the world together.
323
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:12,174
Nothing would please me more, Brett.
324
00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:13,675
BretT's Voice: Great.
325
00:15:13,677 --> 00:15:15,677
How does the parking lot at
the Falls Church Mall sound?
326
00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:17,880
I'll meet you there in an hour.
327
00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:19,882
ZANE: Why don't we just
meet at the place where
328
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:22,284
we would have your birthday party
every year when you were a kid?
329
00:15:22,286 --> 00:15:23,452
Judy/BretT: Nice.
330
00:15:23,454 --> 00:15:25,454
Love that place.
331
00:15:25,456 --> 00:15:27,556
Big fan, big fan.
332
00:15:27,558 --> 00:15:29,358
Although...
333
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,959
I hear that there's a new pizza place
334
00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:32,528
in Georgetown that's really good.
335
00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:35,130
Why don't we meet there? My treat.
336
00:15:35,132 --> 00:15:37,966
No, I think the birthday place is safest.
337
00:15:37,968 --> 00:15:42,237
Great. And what corner is that on again?
338
00:15:42,239 --> 00:15:44,673
The same corner it's always been on.
339
00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:46,875
Okay. Meet you there in an hour.
340
00:15:46,877 --> 00:15:48,477
Lookin' forward to it.
341
00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:49,745
(Disconnects)
342
00:15:49,747 --> 00:15:51,046
All right, you need to
call Brett and find out
343
00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:52,347
where he had his birthday parties.
344
00:15:52,349 --> 00:15:54,983
Okay. The plan is officially in motion.
345
00:16:00,156 --> 00:16:01,423
Oh, man.
346
00:16:01,425 --> 00:16:03,659
Now I have to void this one.
347
00:16:12,769 --> 00:16:13,936
Clear.
348
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:15,537
Clear. Clear.
349
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,839
All right. I tapped into
the closed circuit feed.
350
00:16:17,841 --> 00:16:20,842
I've got eyes on the parking lot and
I'll let you know when Zane arrives.
351
00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:22,778
Hey, where's Pops?
352
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,181
Othello, what are you
doing with that hot dog?
353
00:16:26,183 --> 00:16:27,583
I'm hungry.
354
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,551
You know I can't fight on an empty stomach.
355
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:33,956
Honey, your stomach Hasn't
been empty for 25 years.
356
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:38,560
That's because I'm still trying to digest
that tuna casserole you made in 1992.
357
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:42,564
It's like I swallowed a
fish-flavored bowling ball.
358
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:43,765
Craig: Guy, guys.
359
00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:46,101
Focus. Zane could be here any minute.
360
00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:48,770
Okay, Zane is coming alone,
but he's expecting Brett.
361
00:16:48,772 --> 00:16:50,639
So we have the element of surprise.
362
00:16:50,641 --> 00:16:53,875
And knowing him, he will be armed, so
I'll jump him and take his weapon.
363
00:16:53,877 --> 00:16:55,377
Yes. Your mother and I will subdue him.
364
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:57,980
Pops, Gayle, you back us
up if there's any problems.
365
00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:59,314
Okay. Any questions?
366
00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:01,416
Yeah.
367
00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:03,819
When are we gonna go over the plan?
368
00:17:03,821 --> 00:17:04,820
KC: Pops. Hmm?
369
00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:06,455
Turn your hearing aid up.
370
00:17:06,457 --> 00:17:07,889
Oh. Oh. Sorry.
371
00:17:07,891 --> 00:17:10,959
I'm used to turning it down
when Craig starts talking.
372
00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:14,296
You better turn it back down, because I
got a few choice words for you, old man.
373
00:17:14,298 --> 00:17:16,665
(Arguing) Wow.
374
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,635
I didn't know Dad knew that word.
375
00:17:19,637 --> 00:17:23,905
I did. Guess you've never seen
him overcook a toasty strudel.
376
00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:25,307
I can't believe it.
377
00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:28,744
We finally have a mission
at a fun place for kids
378
00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:31,246
and then shove the only
two kids in the van.
379
00:17:31,248 --> 00:17:33,515
They really must not trust us in there.
380
00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:36,818
Us? I'm in here because
I only have one arm.
381
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,353
What's your excuse?
382
00:17:42,825 --> 00:17:43,859
I have Zane.
383
00:17:43,861 --> 00:17:47,262
Repeat: Zane has arrived and he is alone.
384
00:17:47,264 --> 00:17:50,465
Time to bake the biscuits.
385
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:51,867
Get to your positions now.
386
00:17:57,006 --> 00:17:58,106
Brett?
387
00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:02,110
Son?
388
00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:03,945
Where are you?
389
00:18:10,887 --> 00:18:12,754
Weapon secured.
390
00:18:15,858 --> 00:18:16,958
You're goin' down, Zane.
391
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,760
Am I?
392
00:18:19,962 --> 00:18:22,030
Or are you?
393
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:26,668
POPS: Whoa, hey! Craig: Easy! Easy!
394
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:27,903
Easy! Whoa.
395
00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:31,473
Guys! There's eight enemy
agents in there with laser guns!
396
00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:32,941
Yeah, that's for the update, Ernie.
397
00:18:34,877 --> 00:18:36,978
What are we supposed to do
now? ZANE: Here's an idea.
398
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,680
Drop your weapons and give up.
399
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,248
Yeah, I'm definitely not doing that.
400
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,650
Listen, I let you go once before,
401
00:18:41,652 --> 00:18:45,487
there's absolutely nothing you could say
or do to make me put my weapon down.
402
00:18:45,489 --> 00:18:46,621
(Whistles)
403
00:18:48,891 --> 00:18:50,926
Marisa, are you okay?
404
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:52,227
KC, I'm fine, but I'm scared.
405
00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:55,097
Just do something, please. Listen, you
touch my friend and I swear I'll...
406
00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:56,331
You'll what?
407
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,432
Try to trick me again?
408
00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:58,433
(Chuckles)
409
00:18:58,435 --> 00:19:00,202
Give me some credit, KC.
410
00:19:00,204 --> 00:19:02,037
I'm a professional spy.
411
00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:06,208
When Brett agreed to meet me
here, I knew something was up.
412
00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:12,080
Now, drop your weapons, and I'll
release your big-mouth buddy.
413
00:19:13,549 --> 00:19:15,117
Okay, fine.
414
00:19:19,922 --> 00:19:21,356
Marisa, run!
415
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,036
Oh, no.
416
00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:37,105
Guys, you've got company.
417
00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:38,206
Company?
418
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:40,809
(Kids screaming with delight)
419
00:19:43,946 --> 00:19:46,081
I got you! Now you shoot!
420
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,849
Okay, well, you asked for it.
421
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,921
(Kids shriek)
422
00:19:52,923 --> 00:19:53,955
Whoa!
423
00:19:53,957 --> 00:19:57,159
Switch laser guns with me!
424
00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:59,327
I don't think that's a good idea, junior.
425
00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:01,296
I wish there was something we could do!
426
00:20:01,298 --> 00:20:03,965
There is. Patch me into the speaker system.
427
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,400
(Computer beeps)
428
00:20:05,402 --> 00:20:06,968
We're in.
429
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:08,336
Attention, kids!
430
00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:10,972
There's an all-you-can-eat
candy bar in the lobby!
431
00:20:10,974 --> 00:20:13,775
Judy (Over P.A.): And did
I mention it's freeeee?
432
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:16,044
(Kids shrieking)
433
00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:35,497
(Zane whimpering)
434
00:20:39,802 --> 00:20:41,503
Go ahead, KC.
435
00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:43,505
Let's get this over with.
436
00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:46,374
Hmph. After everything
you put my family through,
437
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:49,444
I cannot wait to eliminate
you once and for all.
438
00:20:52,114 --> 00:20:54,015
No, KC, don't do it.
439
00:20:58,054 --> 00:21:00,822
I'm not going to.
440
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:05,827
(Chuckles) I should have known you
didn't have the guts, little girl.
441
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,996
You and your pathetic little family.
442
00:21:07,998 --> 00:21:10,065
Hey, no, you didn't let
this little girl finish.
443
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,499
You know, I'm not taking you out,
444
00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:13,034
because that would just
be doing you a favor.
445
00:21:13,036 --> 00:21:16,671
I'd rather you rot in a tiny cell for
the rest of your miserable little life.
446
00:21:16,673 --> 00:21:18,240
Pathetic. Huh.
447
00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:20,575
You did the right thing, KC.
448
00:21:20,577 --> 00:21:23,144
Yeah, well, I'm about
to do the wrong thing.
449
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:26,314
(Zane groaning)
450
00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:28,917
(Sighs of relief)
451
00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:31,052
Guys, it's over. Yeah.
452
00:21:31,054 --> 00:21:33,755
We're finally safe and we do not have
to worry about The Other Side anymore.
453
00:21:33,757 --> 00:21:35,056
Ahh. Yes.
454
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:39,861
Man: The Organization, The Other Side.
455
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,397
The Other Side, The Organization.
456
00:21:42,399 --> 00:21:45,000
Round and round, a chaotic circle.
457
00:21:45,002 --> 00:21:49,571
Well, now it's time for... The Alternate.
458
00:21:49,621 --> 00:21:54,171
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
34135
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
