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(THUNDERING)
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(RAP BEAT PLAYING)
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(HARD ROCK PLAYING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(BATS SQUEAKING)
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Hello, Hotel Transylvania!
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I'm Frankenstein.
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And this is Bad Friday!
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One, two, three!
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♪ Once in 100 years
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♪ We get to make 'em scream
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♪ Once every 100 years
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♪ We scare 'em till they pee
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♪ It's your day, it's my day
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♪ It's Bad, Bad, Bad,Bad Friday
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♪ It's your day, it's my day
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♪ It's Bad, Bad, Bad,Bad Friday ♪
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(CHEERING)
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Here's how it works.
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Whoever scares Larry the Leech
the most, wins!
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Highest scores are
tracked on our Scare-O-Meter
2,000! Booyah!
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What is wrong
with this century?
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Bad Friday is about monsters
scaring humans to death,
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not giving each other
the heebie jeebies.
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(CLUCKING)
Progress!
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Yes. And it is disgusting.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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My first ever
Bad Friday card?
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Aww, you're such a softie.
Thanks, Dad!
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(SNIFFLING)
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Aww, Bad Friday
to you too, Jim.
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Thanks!
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It's from my dad.
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"Dear Mavis,
just do your best,
which means win!"
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Ugh, unbelievable!
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Yikes, no pressure.
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Your Dad is the greatest
Bad Friday champ of all time!
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Every 100 years on Bad Friday,
there's your Dad,
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winning the Screamie
for scoring the most
blood-curdling scream!
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But I guess now,
with your Dad away,
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for the first time
in a millennium,
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that baby's up for grabs!
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(SCREAMING)
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Then again,
you kind of have it
in the IV bag,
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being in your blood and all.
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No, thanks!
Bad Friday is my Dad's deal.
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I want nothing to do with it.
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(CHUCKLES)
Mavis the rebel, love it.
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Poor kid can't hack it.
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Yeah, she's terrified.
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Ooh,
it's from my dry cleaners!
That is so thoughtful.
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You, uh, clean those things?
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Nope! They press all my
grilled cheese sandwiches.
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Bad Friday to you, Hankie!
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I'm so glad I'm here
for your first one.
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Don't worry.
I know you won't win.
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It's Mavis all the way!
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Aww, thanks, Dad!
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Oh, come on!
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Sorry, Mavis,
but you're a Dracula.
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You got this in the IV bag.
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(SIGHING)
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The pressure is off!
Man, that feels so goo...
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I mean,
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I wish my dad
expected more of me.
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(BARKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(DINGING)
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And the first scream is in!
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Taking an early lead,it's, uh...
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Anyone knowwhich pup that was?
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(THUNDERING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(DINGING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(DINGING)
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Whoa!
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Seriously? Hello?
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(SNORING)
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Quit staring at me with eyes
full of expectation.
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Honey bat, come on!
At least try to get a scream.
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Is there a rule somewhere
that says every Dracula
has to win?
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It's unspoken.
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Great,
let's keep it that way.
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(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
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Make an effort!
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Scare up some initiative!
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Put your fangs into it!
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Does this shirt
make me look pale?
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Get out of my head, Dad!
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Ah! Teenagers!
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HANK: I'm kind of glad
Mavis isn't trying.
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At least I won't be
the only one who doesn't
get a scr... Whoa!
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(SCREAMING)
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(SNORING)
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(DINGING)
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All right, a tiny, but noblefirst effort by my son,
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Hank N. Stein!
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Atta boy.
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Sorry, dude,
but also, booyah!
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Woo!
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(HUMMING)
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How can you celebrate?
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That barely ranks
on the curdle scale.
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Hey, man, at least he tried.
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True, unlike my niece, Mavis,
daughter of Dracula!
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(GROANING)
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Or you. Am I right?
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She has won it before,
though.
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She did?
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You did?
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Wait. How do you know?
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I have a bad habit
of accidentally on-purpose
reading diaries.
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(CLUCKING)
"Accidentally"?
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It's true.
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I did indeed win,
five times in a row,
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before Mavis's
father was born.
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Back then,
we only scared humans.
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You should have seen
the high score in my day!
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But then baby
brother came along
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and won and won and won.
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Still, it is a tradition.
Oh!
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Now, who would like to see me
win the Screamie?
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Ooh, me! Oh, do it!
Oh, I want you to do it
so bad!
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(CLUCKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(DINGING)
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And Lydia takes the lead witha rare triple slay! Booyah!
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And that is how a Dracula
wins the Screamie.
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(GROANING)
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Fine.
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Everyone wants me to win
the Screamie so bad.
I'll do it!
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Ha-ha!
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The only way to beat a triple
slay is to scare a human.
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Done and done.
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(ALL GASP)
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Ah, Mavis, you silly bat,
you can't make a human scream.
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You're only 114.
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Relax. I got it.
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Like my Dad says,
"It's in our blo-blo-blood!"
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Yeah, he totally
doesn't say that.
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Okay, I'm going to spook
the humans, win the Screamie
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and spend the next
100 years gloating,
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piece of worm-cake.
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I've got this.
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
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How hard can it be?
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(DOG BARKING)
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BABY:
Boo-boo!
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(SCREAMING)
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(CHEERING)
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(DINGING)
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(GASPING)
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(PANTING)
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Can you believe it?
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It was only the mostblood-curdling scream tonight!
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Mavis Dracula, one question:
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How did you do it?
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(STAMMERING) I...
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(CHUCKLING)
There's not much to tell.
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♪ It's the ballad of Mavis,frightener of humans
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♪ And the screamheard round the world ♪
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Well, okay,
I went behind a tree.
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And I saw an open window...
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♪ Hidden by the treeof decisions
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♪ With sap of purest gold
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♪ Mavis spiedthe gateway to terror
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♪ Could she be so bold?
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So, I went up to the window.
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♪ She could,she could be so bold
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♪ She could be and she was
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And I saw
Mrs. Cartwright, and...
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(SCREAMING)
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♪ She scared her preyon Bad Friday
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♪ Mavis, frightener of humans
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Umm, that's not exactly...
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♪ I didn't thinkshe'd pull it off
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♪ She's soft,she's just a child
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♪ She's scarier than youby far
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♪ Or playing fast and wild
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♪ She scared the humansand beat your score
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♪ And blasted aliens witha whole bunch of lasers
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(IMITATING SHOOTING)
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Oh, you want some of this?
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(IMITATING SHOOTING)
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(BLOWING)
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(LAUGHING)
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♪ She scared her preyon Bad Friday
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♪ And blasted alienswith lasers, hey
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♪ Mavis, frightener of humans
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♪ Mavis,frightener of humans ♪
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(BATS SQUEAKING)
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(OWL HOOTING)
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(SIGHING)
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(GASPING)
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Your father will be so proud.
I wish I'd seen it myself.
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I know. Let's go back.
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You can scare her again
with me as your witness.
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I'd love to.
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But it was once-in-a-lifetime,
element of surprise and all.
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I bet you could do it again
anyway. You are good.
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Yeah! Do it! Do it!
Yes!
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It's settled. Come, Mavis.
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I can't wait to see
exactly how you did it.
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Right behind you!
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I'm the one who screamed,
not Mrs. Cartwright!
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Oh, no.
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But the song!
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Yeah, that's not
what happened.
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Now, let's see
what we've got here.
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(SCREAMING)
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What was it?
What did you see?
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I can't even.
It was too horrible!
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Well, this time,
you've got us.
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We're scare masters!
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Well, sort of.
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Not really.
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Actually, at all.
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Mavis, I said let's go!
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Uh, coming!
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So, this is
the tree of decisions
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with sap of purest gold?
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And that is
the gateway to terror?
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Yeah, but, you know,
it's scarier when
the light's on.
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But it's off.
So, I guess we should go.
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(LIGHT SWITCH FLICKING)
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Oh, yes, that is much worse.
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Stop!
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Once you see what's in there,
you can never un-see it!
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I knew it!
You didn't scare anyone!
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Please, Aunt Lydia,
I'm warning you.
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You are warning me?
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Child, I have seen it all,
including seeing my niece
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fake her way through
the glory of Bad Friday.
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Now watch and learn!
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Who's a bunny bunny?
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(SNIFFING)
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Oh, my!
Did someone go boom-boom?
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What is your father
feeding you?
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(BABY GIGGLING)
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Next time, it's Daddy's turn!
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(SCREAMING)
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We have a winner!
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Why would she touch it?
And what are they saving
them for?
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I don't know.
And I don't ever
want to know either!
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We must never
speak of this again.
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MAVIS: (STAMMERING)
It's a deal, Aunt Lydia.
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(BATS SQUEAKING)
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Hey!
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(GRUNTING)
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Boom! You just got Pedro'd!
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My mother said
"Sheldon, why not become
a doctor or a lawyer?"
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But, no, I had to weave nets.
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Mavis, Mavis, over here!
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My turn!
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Rats! I thought I had it!
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It's okay, man.
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You're good at
doing other stuff,
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00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:01,752
like watching me do
my victory dance! Kick it!
260
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,554
(GRUNTING)
261
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,256
Oh, man.
262
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,657
(GRUNTING)
263
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:12,797
And that's how
you play basketball!
264
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,432
Boom-Drac-alakca!
265
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,000
I got this!
266
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,602
Yeah, right.
267
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:21,973
Would it kill you
to at least pretend
he's going to score?
268
00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:23,975
(GRUNTING)
269
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:26,644
Ah!
270
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,315
Oh, stitches!
271
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:35,920
Poor guy, too bad he's just...
How do I say this?
272
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,923
Really good
at being not very great.
273
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:43,694
If only there was
a way to give him
the gift of basketball.
274
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:46,030
(GASP) Wait a sec.
That's it.
275
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,566
I'll give him
the gift of basketball!
276
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,667
You and gifts? No.
277
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:53,170
What are you talking about?
I'm an amazing gift giver.
278
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,338
Right, Wendy?
279
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,406
Okay, how do I say this?
280
00:12:55,408 --> 00:13:00,745
Some of your presents
are really good at being
not very great!
281
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,280
Name one.
282
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:06,450
Uncle Archie?
Is that you?
283
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,388
Great, an invisible tie.
284
00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:13,524
(SCREAMING)
285
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,227
This time,
it's going to be different.
286
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,529
I know just what Hank needs.
287
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,031
HANK: Help.
288
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,668
Whoa!
289
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,271
Two points!
Yay!
290
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,340
No, no, no, no, no, no.
291
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,641
Ah!
292
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,877
(THUNDERING)
293
00:13:33,912 --> 00:13:36,347
Famous Igors,
wicked step-monsters,
294
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:41,118
faceless henchmen.
Ooh, there it is, athletes!
295
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:44,689
Hmm, is this the one?
296
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:47,625
(GRUNTING)
297
00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:51,562
Only one way to find out.
298
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,699
(RUMBLING)
299
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:56,167
Boom!
300
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,436
Guess whose gravestone's
going to say
301
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,938
"here lies
an amazing gift giver!"
302
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,606
(THUNDERING)
303
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,309
Hmm, got any fours?
304
00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:08,746
No. Go fish.
305
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,049
(SCREAMING)
306
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,317
Ha! Fished my wish!
307
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,286
Did someone say "Wish"?
308
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,222
No need for those
when you've got Mavis,
309
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:21,258
the greatest
gift giver around!
310
00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:23,928
For me? Wait a sec.
311
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,664
It's not going to
try to kill me, is it?
312
00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,200
As if!
313
00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:31,369
Ooh! Antlers!
314
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,772
What's he going to do
with extra hands? Clap more?
315
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:35,873
Oh, oh, I don't know,
316
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:40,244
maybe play basketball
super awesomely?
317
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,014
Whoa! Cool!
318
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,850
(SPITTING)
319
00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:48,719
Look! I'm already
clapping more!
320
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,454
Fits like a gloves!
321
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,524
I got to take these puppies
for a test drive.
322
00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:58,362
(WHIMPERING)
323
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,831
Oh, yeah, who's got
two thumbs pointing at her
324
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,869
and is the
best gift giver ever?
This vampire!
325
00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:13,677
Yes! Mama,
there goes that man!
326
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:18,816
And that's a slam-dunk
for Mavis's gift-giving!
327
00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:21,285
Oh, also, yay, Hank!
328
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,460
(CRYING)
329
00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:31,395
Woo!
330
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,166
(GASPING)
331
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,369
Okay, that's it. I quit!
332
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:42,840
Mavis, I'll never, ever forget
who gave me these hands.
333
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:46,877
I can't wait to see
what else these guys can do!
334
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:50,414
Whoa, way to stay in shape,
new hands!
335
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:54,885
Old hands used to take breaks
all the time, so lazy.
336
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:04,829
(TOILET FLUSHING)
337
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,599
Uh, guys,
it's been a lot of fun.
338
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,667
But believe it or not,
339
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,269
there's more to life
than just basketball.
340
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,839
I'm not saying balling
isn't super important.
341
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:20,177
But maybe we could, you know,
try brushing my teeth?
342
00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:23,280
Nice. Thanks, guys.
343
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,081
Ow!
344
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:27,651
Hey, uh, easy or you'll
hit my brain.
345
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,487
(GROANING)
346
00:16:32,757 --> 00:16:36,160
Ow. Ow. Ow.
347
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:37,962
Oh, good, you're up.
348
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,164
Remind me to
never give you a job
349
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,233
in the wake-up
call department.
350
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,634
Mavis, you got to help me.
351
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:48,038
Sorry. The gift-giving
help desk is closed for sleep.
352
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,341
But this is
a gift-giving complaint!
353
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,277
A gift-giving who-what-now?
354
00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:56,213
I can't eat. I can't sleep.
355
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,515
And you don't even
want to know
356
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,950
what going to the bathroom
is like, okay?
357
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,286
Um, maybe don't touch
anything, okay?
358
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:06,457
They're awesome
at basketball and terrible
at everything else!
359
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,726
Um, have you tried
taking them off?
360
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:12,029
Oh, you know,
I never thought of that.
361
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,031
Of course I thought of that!
362
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:15,633
Ow!
363
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:22,139
Holy rabies, this is a job
for a professional,
364
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,942
or something close to one.
365
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:30,014
Mm-hmm, uh-huh,
just as I suspected.
366
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,284
These are definitely hands.
367
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:38,422
We know what they are!
We need to know how
to get them off!
368
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:43,527
Classic case
of reverse limb rejection.
369
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,230
They're too comfy cozy
on Hank's arms.
370
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:50,634
The only cure is to have your
old hands reclaim their spot.
371
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,903
Hopefully, you've put them
somewhere safe.
372
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:57,141
What if, by accident,
Hank threw away his old hands
373
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,577
like they were
totally worthless?
374
00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:07,618
I have just the prescription.
You've got to woo 'em.
375
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,155
Uhh, "Woo"? How do we woo?
376
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:12,890
If I knew that,
377
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:17,528
I'd still have
my old girlfriend
and my ex-dog!
378
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,597
Gone! Gone!
379
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,934
Don't worry. I have a plan.
And it involves wooing gifts.
380
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,536
You know how to "Woo"?
381
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,137
You don't get to be 114
382
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,773
without reading a few
Teen Fang Magazines.
383
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,242
We need flowers
and grand gestures!
384
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:35,012
What about, uh,
you know who?
385
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,814
Oh!
386
00:18:37,048 --> 00:18:38,048
They're staying here.
387
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,418
I have just the body-sitters
for the job.
388
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:44,755
Uhh, we're not flying high,
are we?
389
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,957
Oh, no, no, not at all.
390
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,460
What's tickling my chin?
391
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,762
Uh, blades of grass.
392
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,666
Ooh, roses for wooing!
Open wide.
393
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,403
Hank! I see your hands!
394
00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:03,974
(MUFFLED)
Here, these are for you.
395
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,778
He says
"Here, these are for you."
396
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,079
Huh?
397
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,987
This next song
goes out to Hank's hands,
398
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,723
from his head and his heart.
399
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:22,793
(SPITTING)
400
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:26,130
♪ Handy hands, come back to me
401
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,399
♪ Forgive me, please
402
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,767
♪ We we're meant to be
403
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:33,604
♪ You know me likethe back of... ♪
404
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,673
Uhh, you.
405
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,208
Stop! Guys, come on!
406
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,110
Think of the good times,
like, uh,
407
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,947
when we'd play pull my finger
to freak out the wolf pups!
408
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:48,118
Or how you'd clean dandruff
off my shoulder
and pretend it's snow?
409
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,454
Aww, happy memories,
good times!
410
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:55,092
It's working!
It's totally disgusting.
But it's working.
411
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,328
It's just not the same
without you!
412
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:05,569
Aww, I missed you so much too!
413
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,504
Ow, ow, ow!
414
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,373
The noogies less so.
415
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,741
(SOBBING)
416
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:15,112
Okay, this was fun
the first 967 times.
417
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,681
Who am I kidding?
It's still fun!
418
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:24,855
Hey, new hands,
time for a showdown!
419
00:20:24,956 --> 00:20:26,657
(DINGING)
420
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,358
(SPRITZING)
421
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,761
(GROWLING)
422
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,897
I can't watch.
423
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,967
But I also
can't cover my eyes,
or clap for the winner!
424
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:37,835
(GROANING)
425
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,737
What's the winner get anyway?
426
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,205
Duh! Me!
427
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,941
Oh, cool, cool stuff.
428
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:47,377
(GROWLING)
429
00:20:49,347 --> 00:20:50,914
(DINGING)
430
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,549
(CHEERING)
431
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:01,625
Awesome!
432
00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:05,863
Ooh, pretty!
433
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:10,768
(GASPING)
Oh, no!
434
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,403
New hands wants
to play guillotine,
pitchfork, icepick!
435
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:18,008
Old hands never
wins that game!
Somebody do something!
436
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,243
I know.
437
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:22,212
Hey, new hands, think fast!
438
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,381
No leaving the ring!
439
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,049
Old hands wins!
440
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,417
(DINGING)
441
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,052
(GROWLING)
442
00:21:29,954 --> 00:21:32,856
Glad to have you back, buds.
443
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,558
(GASPING)
444
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,261
And as for you two...
445
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:43,734
Thanks, foot!
446
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:47,337
I'm sorry about
the whole gift-giving thing.
447
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:48,939
I promise to stop.
448
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:52,109
No way, you made me
awesome at something
449
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:55,412
even if it almost
completely ruined my life.
450
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,080
Yeah, I did!
451
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,483
Wait. What?
452
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,884
High-five!
453
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,486
Uhh, okay!
454
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,321
(GRUNTING)
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